Buff Lyris

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My posts are augmented.

Somebody write a Helicity Boson / The Mittani erotic fan fiction already.

Conflict.

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Conflict is the life blood of New Eden.

Conflict is in the heart and soul of the Capsuleer.


Created by the artifice of man we transcend the limits of mortality and walk amongst the stars like Gods.

But the bloodline of Gods is tainted by weakness. The generations that have followed us have grown soft and weak. They cling to the skirts of the oppressive Empires that gave birth to them, they toil like slaves in the Asteroid Fields, they hide under the watchful gaze of CONCORD.

The dilution of our sacred blood must be ended, those who fear conflict will never grow strong, those that cower in slavery to the Empires will never grow strong. While their pitiful state continues, we are diminished as a whole.

So come now, all the outcasts, all the disenfranchised. The Brave, The Cruel, The Few. Come now and arm yourselves and strike down that which weakens us, so we may grow stronger.

The Empires seek to make you weak. And for their hubris, we will burn them to the ground. For we are capsuleers, and our very words and thoughts command the engines of War. We are Capsuleers, and we are Free.

...And this time we are not alone, our brethren from the outer rim, the mighty Goons have pledged their support, backed by their vast financial power we will carve a hole in the hearts of the weak and reap a bloody harvest.



There can be no other Destiny. Let them all burn.



[This has been a public service announcement by The Mittani and Helicity Boson. Coming to you early 2012, bounties on hulks! fabulous prizes! oceans of tears! More details ~soon~ ]

I one hundred percent support this message. This post clearly has content, and is in no way intended to make sure that this topic doesn't fall to the second page.


So much waiting for 2012...

I would like to purchase 9,800 Thorax-class cruisers, please.

This is not a troll.


edit: Adjusted the number as to what could reasonably fit into a scalable number of Charons.

Dear sweet baby Jesus...

I'll be mining for the next 10 years just to get the minerals to build that many hulls. Well, looks like I need to get to work.

Never not be not protected.

powered by GoonSurance (tm)

"Like the neighbor you wish you didn't have, GoonSurance is always around burning down your stuffs?"

Try it again, this time with feeling (and proper grammar).

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I heard a rumor that Mittens is friends with xdeath and they cut a deal to split RMT profits since blue ice is all up in the drone regions and if Goons block the high sec stuff it's better than usual RL dollars, is this true? Are Goons and Mittens working in conjunction with the Russians?? The peasants want to know!

because ice mining is so profitable

I will expect a massive bulk order discount.

Conflict.

http://www.machine9.net/blog/wp-content/uploads/hagV.jpg

Conflict is the life blood of New Eden.

Conflict is in the heart and soul of the Capsuleer.


Created by the artifice of man we transcend the limits of mortality and walk amongst the stars like Gods.

But the bloodline of Gods is tainted by weakness. The generations that have followed us have grown soft and weak. They cling to the skirts of the oppressive Empires that gave birth to them, they toil like slaves in the Asteroid Fields, they hide under the watchful gaze of CONCORD.

The dilution of our sacred blood must be ended, those who fear conflict will never grow strong, those that cower in slavery to the Empires will never grow strong. While their pitiful state continues, we are diminished as a whole.

So come now, all the outcasts, all the disenfranchised. The Brave, The Cruel, The Few. Come now and arm yourselves and strike down that which weakens us, so we may grow stronger.

The Empires seek to make you weak. And for their hubris, we will burn them to the ground. For we are capsuleers, and our very words and thoughts command the engines of War. We are Capsuleers, and we are Free.

...And this time we are not alone, our brethren from the outer rim, the mighty Goons have pledged their support, backed by their vast financial power we will carve a hole in the hearts of the weak and reap a bloody harvest.



There can be no other Destiny. Let them all burn.



[This has been a public service announcement by The Mittani and Helicity Boson. Coming to you early 2012, bounties on hulks! fabulous prizes! oceans of tears! More details ~soon~ ]

Well, apparently I made someone mad with this.

Getting the minerals is going to be a pain in the *** due to current war dec. Need to clean that up first, and then will work on producing Thorax hulls. But I don't think 9800 is going to happen.

It has just occurred to me that Hulkageddon, while catchy, hasn't nearly the name recognition as Hulkamania. Since this is an event in EVE Online and doesn't actually exist anywhere, I wonder if it would be possible to steal and refurbish the label "Hulkamania," without legal repercussions to include being leg-dropped by Hollywood Hulk Hogan for the hubris.

for now however, do we want freighter/orca gank achievements again this round?