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Sibyyl
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Posted - 2014.04.29 05:27:00 -
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I should be working right now, but I'm catching up on this thread instead. And I won't judge myself for it. Take solace knowing that even after the sun sets, and your sky is filled with darkness, that the sun is still shining. -D. Entervention Psychotic Monk joins BNI |
Sibyyl
Brave Collective
1025
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Posted - 2014.05.19 21:57:00 -
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Crumbly cake zombie sounds like the perfect kind of snack/one night stand/life partner. Take solace knowing that even after the sun sets, and your sky is filled with darkness, that the sun is still shining. -D. Entervention Psychotic Monk joins BNI |
Sibyyl
Brave Collective
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Posted - 2014.05.23 14:52:00 -
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All of us who are rank and file get these office chairs that feel like you're sitting on a bag of potatoes. One day I went to another building to smoke in its atrium while also avoiding somebody and I spotted this exec room with Aerons. Sometimes I work pretty late with the janitor being the only other living soul in the building. So one night I wheel out one of these chairs, put it at my desk and enjoy the spoils.
So embarrassingly one day I'm on NineWest micromanaging my shopping cart and this lady in a blue pantsuit sidles up to me and asks me if she can take her chair back. Can't even believe the nerve on this strange person, I scoff and look confused like how could you possibly think I'd give you my *my* chair. I was ready with a story about a lumbar thing and the department expense card, and she squeaks: You know that's the only room we have with blue chairs, followed up with a look of "how could you? what would your mother say?". Immediately I look at her suit, then at the chair (I had to do it twice) and then begged and groveled for this not to go to my boss.
I hate these potato chairs. |
Sibyyl
Gallente Federation
1472
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Posted - 2014.06.05 17:30:00 -
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Mm. Got hungry at work and needed Mr. Muffin to save me.
Muffin on a chariot makes me wonder if some Ben Hur action is coming.. .. when everything else is gone .. |
Sibyyl
Gallente Federation
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Posted - 2014.06.07 05:27:00 -
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I soooo want to read it tonight, but I'm going to save it for the office on Monday. At my staff meeting: Mr. Muffin, I choose you. .. when everything else is gone .. |
Sibyyl
Gallente Federation
8410
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Posted - 2014.08.27 03:39:00 -
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Unsuccessful At Everything wrote: Oh, Chair Thief Kevin had turned in a HR complaint yesterday. Apparently someone superglued his period key down so that e.....v......e...r.y....t..h...I...n...g.... ..h..e.. ..t....y..p...e..s.. ....l....o.....o...k...s... .l..i...k....e. ....t..h.....I...s.
This reminds me of a keyboard incident involving my boss which nearly ended up as an HR complaint.
When this happened, my boss had been office-politics wrestling with this attorney and her team who were temporarily contracted to our office to help us handle some excess work. This attorney woman happened to be black.
So one day she sends out this email talking about schedule of a bunch of projects and my boss is livid because of the arrogant tone of the email and how a lot of assumptions of agreement are made, etc. etc. My boss is totally livid by the time he starts hammering out a reply.
Now my boss uses a Mac, and Macs have this wonderful feature called autocorrect which we so love on our phones. So he's typing and typing a big ass email and then he hits send. For some reason, he decides to re-read the email.
At one point in the email he used the word 'laggers'.
Well, the autocorrect didn't know 'laggers' so it changed it to 'naggers'.
My boss shows me this email. If the autocorrect had changed one more letter, he would have been fired on the spot.
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