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Le Dei Opus
Republic Military School Minmatar Republic
23
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Posted - 2014.03.26 17:38:00 -
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Apparently in the long time that I was gone there was this alliance called TEST that people often mention. Who were they?
After we destroyed a gate camp there were some people typing in local::
"TEST is BEST"
So I asked my corp what it meant, and they told me that TEST was once a large alliance. |

Jake Warbird
Republic Military School Minmatar Republic
3949
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Posted - 2014.03.26 17:41:00 -
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Who cares, it's all about the bonus round now. |

Dagar Bly
EvE Character Portrait REDUX
13
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Posted - 2014.03.26 17:43:00 -
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Jake Warbird wrote:Who cares, it's all about the bonus round now. Tired of this already... |

WASPY69
Deep Core Mining Inc. Caldari State
219
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Posted - 2014.03.26 17:47:00 -
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Some Reddit community or something, which not surprisingly eventually failscaded and are now on the rise again alongside Brave Newbies. |

Toshiro Ozuwara
Brave Newbies Inc. Brave Collective
444
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Posted - 2014.03.26 17:49:00 -
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Test was a vision of a dream of a miracle of a genesis of an idea and a place and time that will remain special to us all. They thought they could get away.-áNot today, it's not the way that this kid plays. |

Django Askulf
Black Rebel Death Squad
20
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Posted - 2014.03.26 17:59:00 -
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Guessing you shoud have stayed gone, if you lack the intelligence to look up things on your own. Its kind of a prerequisite to get anywhere in Eve. |

Krixtal Icefluxor
INLAND EMPIRE Galactic
110611
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Posted - 2014.03.26 18:02:00 -
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Django Askulf wrote:Guessing you shoud have stayed gone, if you lack the intelligence to look up things on your own. Its kind of a prerequisite to get anywhere in Eve.
The EVE Online Community. Friendly, and always willing to help. "He has mounted his hind-legs, and blown crass vapidities through the bowel of his neck."-á - Ambrose Bierce on Oscar Wilde's Lecture in San Francisco 1882 |

BeBopAReBop RhubarbPie
Panhandle Industries
323
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Posted - 2014.03.26 18:04:00 -
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Django Askulf wrote:Guessing you shoud have stayed gone, if you lack the intelligence to look up things on your own. Its kind of a prerequisite to get anywhere in Eve. Oh comon, that's just rude.
TEST is an alliance that is one of the founding members of HERO Coalition. They recruit through reddit, and formerly held sovereignty in Fountain before losing it to CFC. If you look up the Fountain War you will find out more about them. New player resources: http://wiki.eveuniversity.org/Main_Page - General information http://www.evealtruist.com/p/know-your-enemy.html - Learn to PvP http://belligerentundesirables.com/ - Safaris, Awoxes, Ganking and Griefing-á |

Rikanin
Azerick Industrial
77
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Posted - 2014.03.26 18:06:00 -
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Krixtal Icefluxor wrote:Django Askulf wrote:Guessing you shoud have stayed gone, if you lack the intelligence to look up things on your own. Its kind of a prerequisite to get anywhere in Eve. The EVE Online Community. Friendly, and always willing to help.
Yeah...someone needs to get laid. Their virginity is showing.
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Django Askulf
Black Rebel Death Squad
20
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Posted - 2014.03.26 18:09:00 -
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BeBopAReBop RhubarbPie wrote: Oh comon, that's just rude.
That was my intention, as this thread is just a troll.
Dont like me being rude? CCP has a video for you. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VgvM7av1o1Q
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Saladinae
Empyrean Guard Tactical Narcotics Team
27
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Posted - 2014.03.26 18:43:00 -
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TEST is no longer BEST. Winmatar > Everything else |

Pix Severus
School of Applied Knowledge Caldari State
527
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Posted - 2014.03.26 18:59:00 -
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TEST started as a corp of Reddit members. Goons thought they were cute, decided to help them. TEST became quite powerful. Goons found out that TEST leadership was planning to backstab Goons. ........ Some stuff. ........ TEST dies. |

illirdor
Upper Class Goat
95
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Posted - 2014.03.26 20:00:00 -
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OHHHH SNAP... **** this guy... i mean ohhh **** did he just ?? holy mommy bangers.. please have my babies you strong black rebel death squad guy!!
Soooo this is my sig....-á |

Spurty
V0LTA Triumvirate.
1299
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Posted - 2014.03.26 20:09:00 -
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http://evemaps.dotlan.net/alliance/memberCount
Not in the top 10, you probably pay names in the top 10 to exist in 0.0
http://evemaps.dotlan.net/alliance/all/memberCount
Spot the difference  *signature is not allowed on the EVE Online forums* |

Noxisia Arkana
Deadspace Knights
265
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Posted - 2014.03.26 21:16:00 -
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Didn't you read the fine print? It even asks you to ignore them. |

Markku Laaksonen
EVE University Ivy League
408
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Posted - 2014.03.26 22:00:00 -
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Django Askulf wrote:Guessing you shoud have stayed gone, if you lack the intelligence to look up things on your own. Its kind of a prerequisite to get anywhere in Eve.
God forbid he interacts with the community. You might have to put in some effort to answer something. Or make some snide remark. Whichever.  DUST 514 Recruit Code - https://dust514.com/recruit/zluCyb/
EVE Buddy Invite - https://secure.eveonline.com/trial/?invc=047203f1-4124-42a1-b36f-39ca8ae5d6e2&action=buddy
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Yang Aurilen
Summary Executions Test Alliance Please Ignore
68
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Posted - 2014.03.26 22:12:00 -
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TEST alliance is a founding member of BEST coalition alongside BRAVE (and formerly NEXUS who left). Hope that answers your query. Please do visit Sendaya someday. |
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ISD Ezwal
ISD Community Communications Liaisons
1030

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Posted - 2014.03.26 22:33:00 -
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I have removed some rule breaking posts and those quoting them.
The rules: 4. Personal attacks are prohibited.
Commonly known as flaming, personal attacks are posts that are designed to personally berate or insult another forum user. Posts of this nature are not beneficial to the community spirit that CCP promote and as such they will not be tolerated.
5. Trolling is prohibited.
Trolling is a defined as a post that is deliberately designed for the purpose of angering and insulting other players in an attempt to incite retaliation or an emotional response. Posts of this nature are disruptive, often abusive and do not contribute to the sense of community that CCP promote. ISD Ezwal Captain Community Communication Liaisons (CCLs) Interstellar Services Department |
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SmilingVagrant
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
2519
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Posted - 2014.03.27 03:32:00 -
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Basically we were batman, they were robin. Then robin pulled out a gun figuring they could be the new batman if they killed him and took the cape only we were wearing bulletproof armor and we beat the hell out of robin and now we hang out with batgirl but not the crippled one sally gordun or whatever but the hot silent one.
hope this helped. |

Scipio Artelius
The Vendunari End of Life
899
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Posted - 2014.03.27 03:35:00 -
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ISD Ezwal wrote:I have removed some rule breaking posts and those quoting them. The rules:4. Personal attacks are prohibited.
Commonly known as flaming, personal attacks are posts that are designed to personally berate or insult another forum user. Posts of this nature are not beneficial to the community spirit that CCP promote and as such they will not be tolerated.5. Trolling is prohibited.
Trolling is a defined as a post that is deliberately designed for the purpose of angering and insulting other players in an attempt to incite retaliation or an emotional response. Posts of this nature are disruptive, often abusive and do not contribute to the sense of community that CCP promote.
Why? Doesn't seem much point of that tbh.
eve-bazaar - Discount prices on ships and PLEX. Real savings to drive your ISK further. |
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Space Juden
Supermassive Potato Pancake
43
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Posted - 2014.03.27 03:41:00 -
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I didn't know much about them, an enigma they've remained for me until even now. From what I gathered it was essentially a club for steadfast, politically correct cat lovers. The things which they hated the most were misogyny and fat-shaming. |

SmilingVagrant
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
2521
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Posted - 2014.03.27 03:47:00 -
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Scipio Artelius wrote:ISD Ezwal wrote:I have removed some rule breaking posts and those quoting them. The rules:4. Personal attacks are prohibited.
Commonly known as flaming, personal attacks are posts that are designed to personally berate or insult another forum user. Posts of this nature are not beneficial to the community spirit that CCP promote and as such they will not be tolerated.5. Trolling is prohibited.
Trolling is a defined as a post that is deliberately designed for the purpose of angering and insulting other players in an attempt to incite retaliation or an emotional response. Posts of this nature are disruptive, often abusive and do not contribute to the sense of community that CCP promote. Why? Doesn't seem much point in that tbh.
Honestly prohibiting trolling on these forums means you should just shut them down. |

Kaarous Aldurald
ROC Deep Space The ROC
3751
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Posted - 2014.03.27 03:49:00 -
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SmilingVagrant wrote:Scipio Artelius wrote:ISD Ezwal wrote:I have removed some rule breaking posts and those quoting them. The rules:4. Personal attacks are prohibited.
Commonly known as flaming, personal attacks are posts that are designed to personally berate or insult another forum user. Posts of this nature are not beneficial to the community spirit that CCP promote and as such they will not be tolerated.5. Trolling is prohibited.
Trolling is a defined as a post that is deliberately designed for the purpose of angering and insulting other players in an attempt to incite retaliation or an emotional response. Posts of this nature are disruptive, often abusive and do not contribute to the sense of community that CCP promote. Why? Doesn't seem much point in that tbh. Honestly prohibiting trolling on these forums means you should just shut them down.
Between that and the rumor mongering, that's about 95% of the posting. Not posting on my main, and loving it.-á Because free speech.-á
Psychotic Monk for CSM9.
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Le Dei Opus
Republic Military School Minmatar Republic
23
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Posted - 2014.03.27 05:21:00 -
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SmilingVagrant wrote:Scipio Artelius wrote:ISD Ezwal wrote:I have removed some rule breaking posts and those quoting them. The rules:4. Personal attacks are prohibited.
Commonly known as flaming, personal attacks are posts that are designed to personally berate or insult another forum user. Posts of this nature are not beneficial to the community spirit that CCP promote and as such they will not be tolerated.5. Trolling is prohibited.
Trolling is a defined as a post that is deliberately designed for the purpose of angering and insulting other players in an attempt to incite retaliation or an emotional response. Posts of this nature are disruptive, often abusive and do not contribute to the sense of community that CCP promote. Why? Doesn't seem much point in that tbh. Honestly prohibiting trolling on these forums means you should just shut them down.
It's almost like ISD Ezwal is asking to be trolled for that comment. |

Good Posting
Posting with my Mind
134
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Posted - 2014.03.27 13:17:00 -
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Test was an alliance that made possible for everyone and their dog that famous said of: green kill boards for all. Now brave newbies are going to replace them. Poor lost souls still think that one plays eve for fun, it doesn't matter if you die. They will eventually learn. |

Ramona McCandless
The McCandless Clan Turing Tested
2645
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Posted - 2014.03.27 13:21:00 -
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http://test.org.uk/ *** Vote MTU For CSM *** "They feel the need to cover their ears and eyes in horror at your very presence." - Pontianak Sythaeryn Omnis nomiom nom nom nomi |

The Djentleman Paulson
Dreddit Test Alliance Please Ignore
166
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Posted - 2014.03.27 13:49:00 -
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TEST IS DEAD
...................GûäGûä GûäGûä ...GûÇGûÇGûÇGûÇGûÇGûêGûêGûêGûäGûêGûêGûê ....GûôGûê GûÇ GûêGûêGûêGûêGûêGûêGûêGûêGûêGûä GûôGûêGûêGûêGûêGûêGûêGûêGûêGûÇGûÇGûÇGûÇGûêGûê GûôGûêGûêGûêGûêGûêGûÇGûäGûäGûêGûêGûêGûêGûä GûôGûêGûÇGûÇGûÇGûäGûêGûôGûôGûôGûôGûôGûêGûÇ GûÆGûê GûêGûêGûêGûôGûôGûôGûôGûôGûêGûÇ..TEST GûÆGûÆGûêGûêGûôGûôGûôGûôGûôGûôGûê.....ALLIANCE GûäGûÆGûÆGûôGûôGûôGûôGûôGûÇGûä......BEST ...GûÇGûÇGûêGûêGûæGûêGûæGûêGûÇ....ALLIANCE ..........GûÇGûæGûêGûæGûÇ |

Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
11507
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Posted - 2014.03.27 17:29:00 -
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TEST was an Alliance, Please Ignore.
Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings? |

Serene Repose
1183
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Posted - 2014.03.27 17:56:00 -
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The OP may as well have asked, "Who was BoB and how did they fall?" There would be the ascension (using the word loosely) of Goonwaffle, invention of TEST Alliance, Please Ignore, along with a handful of other one-hit wonders of the time. The last chapter would then be "How Did All The Rentals Appear?" Just before that chapter we could sing "Where Have All The Russians Gone?" The story has all the drama of plate tectonics, including two notable earthquakes complete with tsunamis. I have sworn upon the altar of God eternal hostility toward every form of tyranny over the mind of man.-á |

Alduin666 Shikkoken
Unholy Knights of Cthulhu Test Alliance Please Ignore
541
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Posted - 2014.03.28 05:23:00 -
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Pix Severus wrote:TEST started as a corp of Reddit members. Goons thought they were cute, decided to help them. TEST became quite powerful. Goons found out that TEST leadership was fed up with how Goon leadership acts. ........ Some stuff. ........ TEST dies.
FTFY Honor is a fools prize. Glory is of no use to the dead.
Be a man! Post with your main! ~Vas'Avi Community Manager |
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Antisocial Malkavian
Antisocial Malkavians
348
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Posted - 2014.03.28 06:08:00 -
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Pix Severus wrote:TEST started as a corp of Reddit members. Goons thought they were cute, decided to help them. TEST became quite powerful. Goons found out that TEST leadership was planning to backstab Goons. ........ Some stuff. ........ TEST dies.
Thought they died cause the Goons got bored
http://gizmodo.com/5913381/season-your-food-with-salt-from-real-human-tears
you will be harvested |

nameless forum alt
Republic University Minmatar Republic
1
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Posted - 2014.03.28 09:23:00 -
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Strange memories on this nervous night in 6VDT-H. Six months later? Eight? It seems like a lifetime, or at least a Main EraGÇöthe kind of peak that never comes again. Fountain and Delve in mid-late-2013 was a very special time and place to be a part of. Maybe it meant something. Maybe not, in the long run . . . but no explanation, no mix of words or killboards or memories can touch that sense of knowing that you were there and alive in that corner of time and the eve universe. Whatever it meant. . . .
History is hard to know, because of all the hired bullshit, but even without being sure of GÇ£historyGÇ¥ it seems entirely reasonable to think that every now and then the energy of a whole alliance comes to a head in a long fine flash, for reasons that nobody really understands at the timeGÇöand which never explain, in retrospect, what actually happened.
My central memory of that time seems to hang on one or five or maybe forty nightsGÇöor very early mornings GÇö when I left hi-sec half-crazy and, instead of going home. . . booming through the warp tunnel at the lights of Delve and Fountain, not quite sure which gate to take when I got to the other end . . . but being absolutely certain that no matter which way I went I would come to a place where people were just as high and wild as I was: No doubt at all about that. . . .
There was madness in any direction, at any hour. If not in Delve, then Fountain or Pure Blind. . . . You could strike sparks anywhere. There was a fantastic universal sense that whatever we were doing was right, that we were winning. . . .
And that, I think, was the handleGÇöthat sense of inevitable victory over the forces of Old and Evil. Not in any mean or military sense; we didnGÇÖt need that. Our energy would simply prevail. There was no point in fightingGÇöon our side or theirs. We had all the momentum; we were riding the crest of a high and beautiful wave. . . .
So now, less than one year later, you can go to a fare planet in 6VDT-H and look West, and with the right kind of eyes you can almost see the high-water markGÇöthat place where the wave finally broke and rolled back. |

knobber Jobbler
Bat Country Goonswarm Federation
353
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Posted - 2014.03.28 09:58:00 -
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TEST can be summarised as a group of people who redefined the term "sperg". They completely disproved the theory that quantity is a quality all of its own. |

Khanh'rhh
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
2949
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Posted - 2014.03.28 10:15:00 -
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TEST alliance baited Goonswarm into attacking Fountain and putting our cards on the table. At that point they realised their unholy counterplan; N3 and PL were TEST allies! Some people called this the last mistake of the Mittani, because as he lead us into ruin, we excommunicated him.
TEST/N3PL pushed us right back out of Fountain, and BL./401k counter-attacks in the north meant we were losing moons and space fast. Eventually we shed a lot of sov, and then, in August, VFK itself fell to TEST alliance. As a result of this concerted effort, PL only came second in the alliance tournament, because to actually win would require the full 2000 man alliance to have spent the previous 30 days on SiSi / duality preparing. When N3 needed to be in two different places in the same week, they realised that a cynosural field was instrumental in being able to move across the galaxy and back. Goonswarm were spinning hard, with Weaselior predicting TEST would be broke in very short order. He was proven wrong, and it taking 2-3 weeks for a reimburement request was actually completely normal. After all, they were smart people and nationalized their moon income, preventing a single director from selling them to himself for peanuts. The stunning victory is often placed at the feet of TEST's logistics team, who avoided the temptation to steal courier contracts and kept the front lines well oiled.
I might need to fact-check a couple of things in the above, but I read about all this on Reddit at the time, and they all had lots of upvotes, so I assume that is how it all eventually panned out. "Do not touch anything unnecessarily. Beware of pretty girls in dance halls and parks who may be spies, as well as bicycles, revolvers, uniforms, arms, dead horses, and men lying on roads -- they are not there accidentally." -Soviet infantry manual, issued in the 1930 |

Nicolai Serkanner
Brave Newbies Inc. Brave Collective
89
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Posted - 2014.03.28 23:29:00 -
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Good Posting wrote:Test was an alliance that made possible for everyone and their dog that famous said of: green kill boards for all. Now brave newbies are going to replace them. Poor lost souls still think that one plays eve for fun, it doesn't matter if you die. They will eventually learn.
That is what a lot of bittervets say. So far they have been wrong. |

Kudos12345
Republic University Minmatar Republic
11
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Posted - 2014.03.29 02:40:00 -
[36] - Quote
Serene Repose wrote:The OP may as well have asked, "Who was BoB and how did they fall?" There would be the ascension (using the word loosely) of Goonwaffle, invention of TEST Alliance, Please Ignore, along with a handful of other one-hit wonders of the time. The last chapter would then be "How Did All The Rentals Appear?" Just before that chapter we could sing "Where Have All The Russians Gone?" The story has all the drama of plate tectonics, including two notable earthquakes complete with tsunamis.
I think there is a song in there somewhere |

Blawrf McTaggart
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
1798
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Posted - 2014.03.29 05:22:00 -
[37] - Quote
Alduin666 Shikkoken wrote:Pix Severus wrote:TEST started as a corp of Reddit members. Goons thought they were cute, decided to help them. TEST became quite powerful. Goons found out that TEST leadership was fed up with how Goon leadership acts. ........ Some stuff. ........ TEST dies. FTFY
sit down son you don't know what you're talking about |

ShahFluffers
Ice Fire Warriors Late Night Alliance
5049
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Posted - 2014.03.29 06:18:00 -
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Test? Hmmm. I seem to remember them. Change isn't bad, but it isn't always good. Sometimes, the oldest and most simple of things can be the most elegant and effective. |

Brewlar Kuvakei
Adeptio Gloriae
255
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Posted - 2014.03.29 09:05:00 -
[39] - Quote
Test's biggest problem was that they did not have enough CCP support, they did have some CSM representation but not enough to keep them going as a large scale null entity. |

Ka'Narlist
Dreddit Test Alliance Please Ignore
148
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Posted - 2014.03.29 14:01:00 -
[40] - Quote
Test Alliance Best alliance How can you not know that? Its a commonly known fact |
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Bad Messenger
Nasranite Watch
716
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Posted - 2014.03.29 18:21:00 -
[41] - Quote
i think TEST was one of the biggest alliance who rented sov from goons. |

Inquisitor Kitchner
Galaxy Punks Executive Outcomes
1073
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Posted - 2014.03.29 20:30:00 -
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Imagine you go out to a restaurant, and you have some chicken.
Imagine that you think "Oh wow, that chicken looks rather pink, is it ok to eat?" and then your friend who is eating the beef says "Of course it is friend, I suggest you eat it". So you sit there and tell everyone you're going to eat the chicken, then think about it some more, then finally decide to try and eat the chicken.
It goes down well enough but later that night there is a pain in your stomach and you spend the next 3 days retching over the toilet bowl.
Well that is what sort of happened to Test. I hope that's clear for you. "If an injury has to be done to a man it should be so severe that his vengeance need not be feared." - Niccolo Machiavelli |

Felicity Love
STARKRAFT
1640
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Posted - 2014.03.29 21:25:00 -
[43] - Quote
... they used to push the pram. Alot. 
... and I was just saying the other day, "Damn, I miss Soundwave"....
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Goa Chai
6
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Posted - 2014.03.29 22:39:00 -
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...................GûäGûä GûäGûä ...GûÇGûÇGûÇGûÇGûÇGûêGûêGûêGûäGûêGûêGûê ....GûôGûê GûÇ GûêGûêGûêGûêGûêGûêGûêGûêGûêGûä GûôGûêGûêGûêGûêGûêGûêGûêGûêGûÇGûÇGûÇGûÇGûêGûê GûôGûêGûêGûêGûêGûêGûÇGûäGûäGûêGûêGûêGûêGûä GûôGûêGûÇGûÇGûÇGûäGûêGûôGûôGûôGûôGûôGûêGûÇ GûÆGûê GûêGûêGûêGûôGûôGûôGûôGûôGûêGûÇ GûÆGûÆGûêGûêGûôGûôGûôGûôGûôGûôGûê GûäGûÆGûÆGûôGûôGûôGûôGûôGûÇGûä ...GûÇGûÇGûêGûêGûæGûêGûæGûêGûÇ ..........GûÇGûæGûêGûæGûÇ
The greatest alliance I always wanted to join but never did. |

Val'Dore
PlanetCorp InterStellar E.A.R.T.H. Federation
364
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Posted - 2014.03.29 22:40:00 -
[45] - Quote
They are currently retaking the TEST.
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Lugia3
Emerald Inc. Easily Excited
907
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Posted - 2014.03.30 02:55:00 -
[46] - Quote
Dead Alliance, Please Ignore "CCP Dolan is full of ****." - CCP Bettik |

Sarah McKnobbo
McKnobbo Universal Traders
122
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Posted - 2014.03.30 03:03:00 -
[47] - Quote
Brewlar Kuvakei wrote:Test's biggest problem was that they did not have enough CCP support, they did have some CSM representation but not enough to keep them going as a large scale null entity.

Goa Chai wrote: The greatest alliance I always wanted to join but never did.
That explains a lot  |

SmilingVagrant
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
2565
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Posted - 2014.03.30 06:05:00 -
[48] - Quote
Alduin666 Shikkoken wrote:Pix Severus wrote:TEST started as a corp of Reddit members. Goons thought they were cute, decided to help them. TEST became quite powerful. Goons found out that TEST leadership was fed up with how Goon leadership acts. ........ Some stuff. ........ TEST dies. FTFY
What leadership actions were you sick of? Giving you money despite not being in our coalition anymore? lol yah i can see how that would really **** a man off. |

Barbara Nichole
Cryogenic Consultancy
543
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Posted - 2014.03.30 06:08:00 -
[49] - Quote
Le Dei Opus wrote:Apparently in the long time that I was gone there was this alliance called TEST that people often mention. Who were they?
After we destroyed a gate camp there were some people typing in local::
"TEST is BEST"
So I asked my corp what it meant, and they told me that TEST was once a large alliance. They used to hang out with a group that used to play EVE called Goonswarm. They are both long gone now. -á-á- remove the cloaked from local; free intel is the real problem, not-á "afk" cloaking-á-
[IMG]http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a208/DawnFrostbringer/consultsig.jpg[/IMG] |

Ka'Narlist
Dreddit Test Alliance Please Ignore
149
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Posted - 2014.03.30 09:44:00 -
[50] - Quote
SmilingVagrant wrote: What leadership actions were you sick of? Giving you money despite not being in our coalition anymore? lol yah i can see how that would really **** a man off.
Yeah preach it brother. How sick must a man be to even think goons did anything wrong in this? |
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Good Posting
Posting with my Mind
137
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Posted - 2014.03.30 10:58:00 -
[51] - Quote
Pewpewpew pewpew pew GROARRRRRR ahaha muack muack ahaha |

Khanh'rhh
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
2962
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Posted - 2014.03.30 14:40:00 -
[52] - Quote
Ka'Narlist wrote:SmilingVagrant wrote: What leadership actions were you sick of? Giving you money despite not being in our coalition anymore? lol yah i can see how that would really **** a man off.
Yeah preach it brother. How sick must a man be to even think goons did anything wrong in this? "**** you dad I wanted a Ferrari what is this Mustang you have given me" "Do not touch anything unnecessarily. Beware of pretty girls in dance halls and parks who may be spies, as well as bicycles, revolvers, uniforms, arms, dead horses, and men lying on roads -- they are not there accidentally." -Soviet infantry manual, issued in the 1930 |

Deebs McFluffen
United Kings The Volition Cult
6
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Posted - 2014.03.30 17:29:00 -
[53] - Quote
The golden age of my eve life was during that time period... Right into the Danger Zone fellas!
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SmilingVagrant
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
2567
|
Posted - 2014.03.30 22:00:00 -
[54] - Quote
Khanh'rhh wrote:Ka'Narlist wrote:SmilingVagrant wrote: What leadership actions were you sick of? Giving you money despite not being in our coalition anymore? lol yah i can see how that would really **** a man off.
Yeah preach it brother. How sick must a man be to even think goons did anything wrong in this? "**** you dad I wanted a Ferrari what is this Mustang you have given me"
"We want to be strong and independant oh btw can you give us some money and win our wars for us? Oh and we plan on killing one of the sub alliances in your coalition off because of manufactured drama but yeah you goons totally are the bad guys here because digi is creepy." |

Vera Algaert
Republic University Minmatar Republic
1355
|
Posted - 2014.03.30 23:02:00 -
[55] - Quote
SmilingVagrant wrote:What leadership actions were you sick of? the eye of terror |

Winchester Steele
757
|
Posted - 2014.03.31 00:14:00 -
[56] - Quote
SmilingVagrant wrote:Basically we were batman, they were robin. Then robin pulled out a gun figuring they could be the new batman if they killed him and took the cape only we were wearing bulletproof armor and we beat the hell out of robin and now we hang out with batgirl but not the crippled one sally gordun or whatever but the hot silent one.
hope this helped.
Most succinct and historically accurate description of these events ever posted.
You sir are a gentleman and a scholar. ... |

Winchester Steele
757
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Posted - 2014.03.31 00:19:00 -
[57] - Quote
nameless forum alt wrote:Strange memories on this nervous night in 6VDT-H. Six months later? Eight? It seems like a lifetime, or at least a Main EraGÇöthe kind of peak that never comes again. Fountain and Delve in mid-late-2013 was a very special time and place to be a part of. Maybe it meant something. Maybe not, in the long run . . . but no explanation, no mix of words or killboards or memories can touch that sense of knowing that you were there and alive in that corner of time and the eve universe. Whatever it meant. . . .
History is hard to know, because of all the hired bullshit, but even without being sure of GÇ£historyGÇ¥ it seems entirely reasonable to think that every now and then the energy of a whole alliance comes to a head in a long fine flash, for reasons that nobody really understands at the timeGÇöand which never explain, in retrospect, what actually happened.
My central memory of that time seems to hang on one or five or maybe forty nightsGÇöor very early mornings GÇö when I left hi-sec half-crazy and, instead of going home. . . booming through the warp tunnel at the lights of Delve and Fountain, not quite sure which gate to take when I got to the other end . . . but being absolutely certain that no matter which way I went I would come to a place where people were just as high and wild as I was: No doubt at all about that. . . .
There was madness in any direction, at any hour. If not in Delve, then Fountain or Pure Blind. . . . You could strike sparks anywhere. There was a fantastic universal sense that whatever we were doing was right, that we were winning. . . .
And that, I think, was the handleGÇöthat sense of inevitable victory over the forces of Old and Evil. Not in any mean or military sense; we didnGÇÖt need that. Our energy would simply prevail. There was no point in fightingGÇöon our side or theirs. We had all the momentum; we were riding the crest of a high and beautiful wave. . . .
So now, less than one year later, you can go to a fare planet in 6VDT-H and look West, and with the right kind of eyes you can almost see the high-water markGÇöthat place where the wave finally broke and rolled back.
Does anyone else hear this post being read in Fred Savages voice?
What would you do if I sang out of tune, Would you stand up and walk out on me? Lend me your ears and I'll sing you a song And I'll try not to sing out of key.
Oh, I get by with a little help from my friends Mm, I get high with a little help from my friends Mm, gonna try with a little help from my friends
What do I do when my love is away (Does it worry you to be alone?) How do I feel by the end of the day, (Are you sad because you're on your own?)
No, I get by with a little help from my friends Mm, I get high with a little help from my friends Mm, gonna try with a little help from my friends ... |

Seven Koskanaiken
The Shadow Plague Fidelas Constans
1119
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Posted - 2014.03.31 01:17:00 -
[58] - Quote
So bad they went past good and back to bad again. |

Proletariat Tingtango
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
930
|
Posted - 2014.03.31 02:41:00 -
[59] - Quote
TEST were these guys in comms that made things unbearable as a newbie in January 2012. When I asked who these shitlords were, there was apologia abound. "widot or [CFC member here] is worse", and that might be true (still), but I didn't know any of these alliances, except that TEST ****-posting came in numbers, and fiercely. It took a while for this toxicity and resentment to trickle upwards on both sides. The only good excuse I've heard is "we thought they were cute once. I'm sorry."
I think maybe the cards were on the table when the CFC pushed for the Cultural Revolution as a joke and TEST moreso than others started pearl-clutching hard and wrote unironic prose and poetry on their God given right to use the N-word on mumble.
By the time the reset came I think everyone realized that people weren't saying "reset TEST" as a cutesy catchphrase, but was an unironic call to be given carte blanche to shoot them.
And then we went to war, and their allies of convenience got bored, left, and they promptly died, ushering in a golden age for the CFC. |

Alduin666 Shikkoken
Unholy Knights of Cthulhu Test Alliance Please Ignore
547
|
Posted - 2014.03.31 04:24:00 -
[60] - Quote
MMM these CFC members coming in force to defend their actions. Moar tears please. Honor is a fools prize. Glory is of no use to the dead.
Be a man! Post with your main! ~Vas'Avi Community Manager |
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Alduin666 Shikkoken
Unholy Knights of Cthulhu Test Alliance Please Ignore
547
|
Posted - 2014.03.31 04:26:00 -
[61] - Quote
Proletariat Tingtango wrote:except that TEST ****-posting came in numbers, and fiercely.
Reminds me of this thread, doesn't it? Honor is a fools prize. Glory is of no use to the dead.
Be a man! Post with your main! ~Vas'Avi Community Manager |

masternerdguy
State Protectorate Caldari State
1536
|
Posted - 2014.03.31 04:27:00 -
[62] - Quote
If you've ever seen Jurassic Park just replace the word "Raptor" with "TEST" and you'll be good. Things are only impossible until they are not. |

Proletariat Tingtango
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
930
|
Posted - 2014.03.31 08:47:00 -
[63] - Quote
Alduin666 Shikkoken wrote:Proletariat Tingtango wrote:except that TEST ****-posting came in numbers, and fiercely. Reminds me of this thread, doesn't it?
bro u dn't even kno |

Khanh'rhh
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
2964
|
Posted - 2014.03.31 08:47:00 -
[64] - Quote
Alduin666 Shikkoken wrote:MMM these CFC members coming in force to defend their actions. Moar tears please.
This should be good.
Which actions, specifically?
You don't appear to have been in TEST at the time, so I'm wondering which of the numerous post-hoc revisionist histories you've been spoon-fed.
And no, friend, telling you we beat you isn't "tears". "Do not touch anything unnecessarily. Beware of pretty girls in dance halls and parks who may be spies, as well as bicycles, revolvers, uniforms, arms, dead horses, and men lying on roads -- they are not there accidentally." -Soviet infantry manual, issued in the 1930 |

Ka'Narlist
Dreddit Test Alliance Please Ignore
149
|
Posted - 2014.03.31 09:56:00 -
[65] - Quote
Khanh'rhh wrote:so I'm wondering which of the numerous post-hoc revisionist histories you've been spoon-fed.
None of mittens or endies it seems 
|

Proletariat Tingtango
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
930
|
Posted - 2014.03.31 10:43:00 -
[66] - Quote
Ka'Narlist wrote:Khanh'rhh wrote:so I'm wondering which of the numerous post-hoc revisionist histories you've been spoon-fed.
None of mittens or endies it seems 
You seem to live in some weird ass world where the truth of events in Eve are easily obfuscated by people like endie and mittens. The only people going out of their way to obfuscate and revise the roadmap to the fountain war seems to be TEST itself. I remember DurrHurrDurr going straight for the guy The Mittani made fun of at fanfest the moment it was clear he was in deep over that. He had no need to further harass that guy in-game but he did out of some weird CFC-based loyalty. The pastures were greener and filled with **** and TEST revisionists try to paint their incubation time in the CFC as some sort of tortuous abusive ordeal, but that's not the score and it never will be.
Revisionism is really not a useful thing to attempt when you're on the internet, since y'know, the truth is out there.
Although, I suppose doublethink is pretty useful. |

Debora Tsung
The Investment Bankers Guild
964
|
Posted - 2014.03.31 10:49:00 -
[67] - Quote
Toshiro Ozuwara wrote:Test was a vision of a dream of a miracle of a genesis of an idea and a place and time that will remain special to us all.
So, a little bit like a Tesseract? Only with a Dinosaur... Stupidity should be a bannable offense.
Also This --> https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&t=216699 Please stop making "afk cloak" threads, thanks in advance. |

Ka'Narlist
Dreddit Test Alliance Please Ignore
149
|
Posted - 2014.03.31 11:03:00 -
[68] - Quote
Proletariat Tingtango wrote: The only people going out of their way to obfuscate and revise the roadmap to the fountain war seems to be TEST itself. Of course we are. As I said before, how sick must a man be to even think goons did something wrong? |

Inquisitor Kitchner
Galaxy Punks Executive Outcomes
1077
|
Posted - 2014.03.31 11:33:00 -
[69] - Quote
I still think my chicken dinner story is the most accurate in the thread. "If an injury has to be done to a man it should be so severe that his vengeance need not be feared." - Niccolo Machiavelli |

Proletariat Tingtango
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
930
|
Posted - 2014.03.31 11:38:00 -
[70] - Quote
Inquisitor Kitchner wrote:I still think my chicken dinner story is the most accurate in the thread.
You would be the man to know, didn't Montolio sort of put a gun to EO's head and make ya'll pick a side in a fight you were content to stay a neutral party to, or am I imagining that? |
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Khanh'rhh
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
2964
|
Posted - 2014.03.31 12:50:00 -
[71] - Quote
Ka'Narlist wrote:Khanh'rhh wrote:so I'm wondering which of the numerous post-hoc revisionist histories you've been spoon-fed.
None of mittens or endies it seems 
Thanks for providing an object lesson of what went wrong with TEST, I guess. "Do not touch anything unnecessarily. Beware of pretty girls in dance halls and parks who may be spies, as well as bicycles, revolvers, uniforms, arms, dead horses, and men lying on roads -- they are not there accidentally." -Soviet infantry manual, issued in the 1930 |

March rabbit
Federal Defense Union
1406
|
Posted - 2014.03.31 13:03:00 -
[72] - Quote
Proletariat Tingtango wrote:... TEST ****-posting came in numbers, and fiercely.... I have unblocked entire TEST alliance few months ago Blocked them in 2011 or 2012....
The Mittani: "the inappropriate drunked joke"
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Tetsuo Tsukaya
Doom Generation THE H0NEYBADGER
340
|
Posted - 2014.03.31 13:43:00 -
[73] - Quote
Winchester Steele wrote:nameless forum alt wrote:Strange memories on this nervous night in 6VDT-H. Six months later? Eight? It seems like a lifetime, or at least a Main EraGÇöthe kind of peak that never comes again. Fountain and Delve in mid-late-2013 was a very special time and place to be a part of. Maybe it meant something. Maybe not, in the long run . . . but no explanation, no mix of words or killboards or memories can touch that sense of knowing that you were there and alive in that corner of time and the eve universe. Whatever it meant. . . .
History is hard to know, because of all the hired bullshit, but even without being sure of GÇ£historyGÇ¥ it seems entirely reasonable to think that every now and then the energy of a whole alliance comes to a head in a long fine flash, for reasons that nobody really understands at the timeGÇöand which never explain, in retrospect, what actually happened.
My central memory of that time seems to hang on one or five or maybe forty nightsGÇöor very early mornings GÇö when I left hi-sec half-crazy and, instead of going home. . . booming through the warp tunnel at the lights of Delve and Fountain, not quite sure which gate to take when I got to the other end . . . but being absolutely certain that no matter which way I went I would come to a place where people were just as high and wild as I was: No doubt at all about that. . . .
There was madness in any direction, at any hour. If not in Delve, then Fountain or Pure Blind. . . . You could strike sparks anywhere. There was a fantastic universal sense that whatever we were doing was right, that we were winning. . . .
And that, I think, was the handleGÇöthat sense of inevitable victory over the forces of Old and Evil. Not in any mean or military sense; we didnGÇÖt need that. Our energy would simply prevail. There was no point in fightingGÇöon our side or theirs. We had all the momentum; we were riding the crest of a high and beautiful wave. . . .
So now, less than one year later, you can go to a fare planet in 6VDT-H and look West, and with the right kind of eyes you can almost see the high-water markGÇöthat place where the wave finally broke and rolled back. Does anyone else hear this post being read in Fred Savages voice?
It's Hunter S. Thompson and you should feel bad |

The Djentleman Paulson
Dreddit Test Alliance Please Ignore
166
|
Posted - 2014.03.31 18:10:00 -
[74] - Quote
the real story is we trolled goons into grinding all the sov in fountain and delve
again
lol |

Inquisitor Kitchner
Galaxy Punks Executive Outcomes
1077
|
Posted - 2014.03.31 20:52:00 -
[75] - Quote
Proletariat Tingtango wrote:Inquisitor Kitchner wrote:I still think my chicken dinner story is the most accurate in the thread. You would be the man to know, didn't Montolio sort of put a gun to EO's head and make ya'll pick a side in a fight you were content to stay a neutral party to, or am I imagining that?
No that's pretty true.
I mean I don't blame Montolio for what he did at all, I mean if we had maintained the status quo both sides were at threat really.
If we sided with the CFC then we could have staged out of half of Fountain, bringing large chunks of it under our supercap umbrella.
If we sided with the HBC then they could have staged out of Cloud Ring and launched a blitz krieg style invasion into the heart of CFC space.
I honestly think Montolio liked us, the problem is I feel he fell for the oldest trick in the book in the way that whoever tried to make us pick was the one who would lose us as an ally. The Mittani was happy for us to stay neutral, probably because he knew putting friends in a diplomatically awkward situation isn't going to help things.
In the end, Mo'Chuisle suggested we cede half of Fountain to Test in order to avoid war, because we definitely were not in the mood to be a flimsy causus beli ("EXE wont give Fountain back! To arms!).
If I was Montolio I'd have probably done something similar though, I mean he was confident of success at the time, forcing a 1000 man alliance to leave your coalition of 38,000 people was a good trade to start hostilities. "If an injury has to be done to a man it should be so severe that his vengeance need not be feared." - Niccolo Machiavelli |

Inquisitor Kitchner
Galaxy Punks Executive Outcomes
1077
|
Posted - 2014.03.31 20:53:00 -
[76] - Quote
The Djentleman Paulson wrote:the real story is we trolled goons into grinding all the sov in fountain and delve
again
lol
Damn.
Test once again are truly the puppet masters of EVE. "If an injury has to be done to a man it should be so severe that his vengeance need not be feared." - Niccolo Machiavelli |

Proletariat Tingtango
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
930
|
Posted - 2014.03.31 22:42:00 -
[77] - Quote
I'm sure everyone is really upset about grinding fountain, delve, period basis. Nothing remotely good, or useful, has come from being handed a bunch of nice regions. Good troll dreddit,TEST. You got us. Good. For real. |

Bizzaro Stormy MurphDog
Brutor Tribe Minmatar Republic
350
|
Posted - 2014.04.01 20:49:00 -
[78] - Quote
Winchester Steele wrote:nameless forum alt wrote:Strange memories on this nervous night in 6VDT-H. Six months later? Eight? It seems like a lifetime, or at least a Main EraGÇöthe kind of peak that never comes again. Fountain and Delve in mid-late-2013 was a very special time and place to be a part of. Maybe it meant something. Maybe not, in the long run . . . but no explanation, no mix of words or killboards or memories can touch that sense of knowing that you were there and alive in that corner of time and the eve universe. Whatever it meant. . . .
History is hard to know, because of all the hired bullshit, but even without being sure of GÇ£historyGÇ¥ it seems entirely reasonable to think that every now and then the energy of a whole alliance comes to a head in a long fine flash, for reasons that nobody really understands at the timeGÇöand which never explain, in retrospect, what actually happened.
My central memory of that time seems to hang on one or five or maybe forty nightsGÇöor very early mornings GÇö when I left hi-sec half-crazy and, instead of going home. . . booming through the warp tunnel at the lights of Delve and Fountain, not quite sure which gate to take when I got to the other end . . . but being absolutely certain that no matter which way I went I would come to a place where people were just as high and wild as I was: No doubt at all about that. . . .
There was madness in any direction, at any hour. If not in Delve, then Fountain or Pure Blind. . . . You could strike sparks anywhere. There was a fantastic universal sense that whatever we were doing was right, that we were winning. . . .
And that, I think, was the handleGÇöthat sense of inevitable victory over the forces of Old and Evil. Not in any mean or military sense; we didnGÇÖt need that. Our energy would simply prevail. There was no point in fightingGÇöon our side or theirs. We had all the momentum; we were riding the crest of a high and beautiful wave. . . .
So now, less than one year later, you can go to a fare planet in 6VDT-H and look West, and with the right kind of eyes you can almost see the high-water markGÇöthat place where the wave finally broke and rolled back. Does anyone else hear this post being read in Fred Savages voice? What would you do if I sang out of tune, Would you stand up and walk out on me? Lend me your ears and I'll sing you a song And I'll try not to sing out of key. Oh, I get by with a little help from my friends Mm, I get high with a little help from my friends Mm, gonna try with a little help from my friends What do I do when my love is away (Does it worry you to be alone?) How do I feel by the end of the day, (Are you sad because you're on your own?) No, I get by with a little help from my friends Mm, I get high with a little help from my friends Mm, gonna try with a little help from my friends
If anything, it should sound like Joe Cocker's voice (he sang the song you copy/pasted lyrics from), or Daniel Stern (the narrator from "The Wonder Years") or, if you know what you're reading, Johnny Depp's voice (he played Hunter S. Thompson in the moovees) or . . . Hunter S. Thompson's voice, for actually writing "Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas."
But seriously, does anyone else hear this post being read in Frank N. Furter's voice?
(that was a fantastic post, btw)
Edit: someone beat me to it I am not an alt of Chribba. |

Ramona McCandless
The McCandless Clan Council of Peace and Prosperity
2934
|
Posted - 2014.04.01 21:34:00 -
[79] - Quote
When is REAL being formed? *** Vote MTU For CSM *** ***Free The Jita 1*** "They feel the need to cover their ears and eyes in horror at your very presence." - Pontianak Sythaeryn "Facebook would never tolerate that behaviour we are talking about" - Big Lynx |
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