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Aleria Angelis
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Posted - 2006.05.04 06:04:00 -
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Edited by: Aleria Angelis on 04/05/2006 06:23:44
Tonight, in a shocking turn of events EVEs most feared alliance: Band of Brothers unleashes the full force of its military might against HUZZAH FEDERATION and her allies.
Early this evening a Band of Brothers frontline force comprised mainly of Battleships entered the V2-VC2 system and swiftly took the system into lockdown. Questions such as ôwhere have BoBs capital fleet been lately?ö where soon answered as a web of cynosural fields allowed transportation of at least 25 hostile BoB behemoths into V2-VC2. Then at precisely 21:21 EVE time a hostile POS was erected and confirmed peopleÆs worst fears: BoB mean Business and are here to stay.
Reeling from the shock of this seemingly unprovoked attack, Huzzah FederationÆs residents were at first slow to respond with many people in despair: From the mouth of federal commander Cheski: ôwell all I can say then we are ******, laterz peeps I cant do any thing, laterzö. However the charismatic Hans Roaming and Stain Alliance commander: Shivan werenÆt long in taking the helm and organising a strong resistance.
After tonightÆs battles it is unclear who exactly has the upper hand, though the fate of V2-VC2 rests largely on BOBs motives for being there. Speculation abounds: are BoB expanding their reign? Is this the grand unavailing of their elusive titan? Or just a show of strength?
With BoBs leaders staying typically quiet no one seems to have the answers, yet one thing is for certain: the south is about to get very messyà
This is your host Aleria Angelis of The Scope media giant signing off
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Seleene
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Posted - 2006.05.04 06:08:00 -
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Edited by: Seleene on 04/05/2006 06:09:21
 Originally by: Aleria Angelis
From the mouth of federal commander Cheski: ôwell all I can say then we are ******, laterz peeps I cant do any thing, laterzö.
ROFL!!!
I'd kill to see that in RL news. Ace sig, too. 
How did I beat Boonkai in here?! 
EDIT - Good luck, Huzzah. Down with BoB and all that... 
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NeuSiresMOM
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Posted - 2006.05.04 06:11:00 -
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this the same bob pos in reinforce mode?
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Tharbad
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Posted - 2006.05.04 06:18:00 -
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Predictions for this thread-
- Lots of yarrs
- Lots of alt abuse
- Lots of people go "oooh, look, BoB still helping out FIX"
- Lots of BoB go "naaah, its just that (insert excuse about no SA around and HF being there to attack)"
- Lots of smack
- Lots of other conspiracy theories.
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Mindlles
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Posted - 2006.05.04 06:19:00 -
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ProphetGuru
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Posted - 2006.05.04 06:24:00 -
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Edited by: ProphetGuru on 04/05/2006 06:24:06
Originally by: Tharbad
Predictions for this thread-
- Lots of yarrs
- Lots of alt abuse
- Lots of people go "oooh, look, BoB still helping out FIX"
- Lots of BoB go "naaah, its just that (insert excuse about no SA around and HF being there to attack)"
- Lots of smack
- Lots of other conspiracy theories.
-CLICK
Added the one you forgot in bold...
Evolution..... Just when you thought you were winning.
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Lazydog
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Posted - 2006.05.04 06:34:00 -
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Originally by: Aleria Angelis
Huzzah FederationÆs residents were at first slow to respond with many people in despair: From the mouth of federal commander Cheski: ôwell all I can say then we are ******, laterz peeps I cant do any thing, laterzö.
that made me spit my coffee over my screen this morning , classic quote bagsie having that in my bio
Have fun BoB, dont know whether to say thanks or  to ...to... well i dunno , jeeze u guys are hard to work out sometimes... have fun anyways! I guess i wont be raiding v2-vc2 this weekend, cant say i fancy a 3 way Politics... dont ya just love it...
I Aint flippin Bothered!
Is It time for your Medication? Or Mine?
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Shai Faetal
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Posted - 2006.05.04 06:38:00 -
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Originally by: Tharbad
Predictions for this thread-
- Lots of yarrs
- Lots of alt abuse
- Lots of people go "oooh, look, BoB still helping out FIX"
- Lots of BoB go "naaah, its just that (insert excuse about no SA around and HF being there to attack)"
- Lots of smack
- Lots of other conspiracy theories.
Yarrr, this is a load a bull****, bob is still helping fix, oh wait maybe not maybe its just bob being bullies and taking on another weak industrial alliance, rabble smack rabble.
i think this is all part of BoB undying urge to Control the EVE capital ship market!, we all know ISS outposts are used for mothership and titan construction by bob alts.
oh and bob plan to give themselfs a titan on EVOL's 3rd anniversary!
and click*.
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Firmus Ixion, **** Yeah, Coming again to save the MuthaFecking Day Yeah! |
Agent Kenshin
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Posted - 2006.05.04 06:39:00 -
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Originally by: ProphetGuru
Edited by: ProphetGuru on 04/05/2006 06:24:06
Originally by: Tharbad
Predictions for this thread-
- Lots of yarrs
- Lots of alt abuse
- Lots of people go "oooh, look, BoB still helping out FIX"
- Lots of BoB go "naaah, its just that (insert excuse about no SA around and HF being there to attack)"
- Lots of smack
- Lots of other conspiracy theories.
-CLICK
Added the one you forgot in bold...
Oh and im wondering if ill see 6 pages by the time i wake up in 7-8 hours.
Originally by: MAXSuicide
only carebears call pvpers 'greifers'
ehehehh....
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Boonaki
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Posted - 2006.05.04 06:40:00 -
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Originally by: Seleene
Edited by: Seleene on 04/05/2006 06:09:21
Originally by: Aleria Angelis
From the mouth of federal commander Cheski: ôwell all I can say then we are ******, laterz peeps I cant do any thing, laterzö.
ROFL!!!
I'd kill to see that in RL news. Ace sig, too.
How did I beat Boonkai in here?!
EDIT - Good luck, Huzzah. Down with BoB and all that...
I was sleeping.
This report gets the "BoB Minister of Propaganda" approval.
Fear the Ibis of doom! |
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Nukeitall
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Posted - 2006.05.04 06:41:00 -
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I knew they were going to bail out FIX. I knew it. (throws popcorn at his monitor)
These plots are so predictable.
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Eximius Josari
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Posted - 2006.05.04 06:44:00 -
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Pfft, BoB saves their gym socks for another day.
~Shadowlord
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Boonaki
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Posted - 2006.05.04 06:44:00 -
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Originally by: Nukeitall
I knew they were going to bail out FIX. I knew it. (throws popcorn at his monitor)
These plots are so predictable.
How do you know they're not next?
Fear the Ibis of doom! |
Mochalatte
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Posted - 2006.05.04 06:52:00 -
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do me favour you incompatent muppets posting.listen.bob did what they always do.focused their forces on an alliance that is already busy and gain off the fact.there has not been much done to anyone established as a power by bob alone.that is a simple fact.now this is funny to me why?well because alliances are gang banging fix and spouting they are uber.so let see how uber you are when you get ***** slapped around now.lets see the posts about your uberness and fix dying.i hope for once bob finish a job with no excuses.like killing of sa........
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DeadProphet
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Posted - 2006.05.04 06:53:00 -
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lol, nice report :D
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BlackHawk177
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Posted - 2006.05.04 06:54:00 -
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Best News Report Ever!
My Sigs to Cool to be Hijacked... |
Aleria Angelis
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Posted - 2006.05.04 06:55:00 -
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If I can get down there without being shot I'll see if I can sneak in afew snapshots of the action 
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Fionna Qal
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Posted - 2006.05.04 06:55:00 -
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You know what, I will say that not since Rita Skeeter have I read a report that skews what actually happened worse . . . except that you'd think a journalist would have a better grasp of basic grammar. Anyway, BoB should go have themselves a civil war . . . would be a fun time for all. |
Information Minister
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Posted - 2006.05.04 07:00:00 -
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They are not in V2-VC2. They are not in control of any POS. I tell you this. It is all a lie. They lie. It is nothing more than a cheap Amarr movie. You do not believe them. |
Kitty O'Shay
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Posted - 2006.05.04 07:01:00 -
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Impressive, Aleria.
Did someone get locked in a journalism class for a few days? 
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Originally by: Mephysto
come on, solo-mining in a 0.4 system? Its wrong NOT to pod you...
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Manfred Sideous
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Posted - 2006.05.04 07:01:00 -
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Originally by: Nukeitall
I knew they were going to bail out FIX. I knew it. (throws popcorn at his monitor)
These plots are so predictable.
I seem to remember easter sunday and BOB winning the easter egg hunt. They sure weren't saving FIX then haha. Um so your argument is um how do you say MUTE.
Thank you and please drive through!!
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Arron S
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Posted - 2006.05.04 07:03:00 -
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BoB's Pos is in Reinforced mode last I checked
Max sig image dimensions are 400w x 120h & 24,000 byte filesize. --Jorauk |
XNCReman
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Posted - 2006.05.04 07:04:00 -
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I also forgot...
Arron S makes me do his hualing and does not upgrade my clone.
Alt Abuse
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Boonaki
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Posted - 2006.05.04 07:10:00 -
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Edited by: Boonaki on 04/05/2006 07:11:15
Originally by: Arron S
BoB's Pos is in Reinforced mode last I checked
The POS was given to MC from ISS, MC then transported it to V2 in a hauler, the MC pilot then ejected from the hauler and boarded the mothership that ISS built for us in V2 under HF's noses. MC is borrowing the mothership and will return it when they see fit. BoB then deployed the POS. It is fine and at full shields, the POS would also like you all to know that it's happy to be serving BoB in all it's needs.
Fear the Ibis of doom! |
Kujin
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Posted - 2006.05.04 07:10:00 -
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nice 1 aleria
Originally by: smallgreenblur
The triad does not exist. All bios to the contrary are figments of your imagination.
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Mochalatte
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Posted - 2006.05.04 07:12:00 -
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but in no way are bob and mc napped.......rotfl.
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Seleene
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Posted - 2006.05.04 07:12:00 -
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Originally by: Boonaki
Originally by: Arron S
BoB's Pos is in Reinforced mode last I checked
The POS was given to MC from ISS, MC then transported it to V2 in a hauler, the MC pilot then ejected from the hauler and boarded the mothership that ISS built for us in V2 under HF's noses. MC is borrowing the mothership and will return it when they see fit.
*hides Nyx under a small moon*
Hands off my precioussssss!!! 
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Mochalatte
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Posted - 2006.05.04 07:13:00 -
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also your going to tell us bob would give iss an outpost if they ever took one.oh wait.... tell us they are not napped also.rotfl
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Mrissa Easeah
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Posted - 2006.05.04 07:14:00 -
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I don't think BOB's in the business of saving's anyone's bacon ... unless (evil bond nemesis voice)it AMUSES them?.
Nah, just lotsa war targets floating around the south spoiling for a fight - I think -that's- what amuses BOB.
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Boonaki
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Posted - 2006.05.04 07:15:00 -
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Originally by: Mochalatte
also your going to tell us bob would give iss an outpost if they ever took one.oh wait.... tell us they are not napped also.rotfl
Do you shoot at your alts?
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