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Mr Male
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Posted - 2006.05.05 03:12:00 -
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It was a warm spring night, I had just returned from the soccer. My mother made me hot choclate and I had the sudden urge to try my hand at the pirating. I was nice and comfortable but I felt like a angry bear looking to kill a salmon. So I fitted my raven that I had trained for immediately from the beginning of my eve playtime, I had only the ability to use large heavy assault missiles which i had six launchers to kill npc pirates in my lvl 2 missions. I, being a crafty bear, fitted a nice versitile setup which I will reveal but my secret.
2 Heavy Launcher Missiles
2 Medium Pulse Lasers
2 Ep-Guassian Miner
1 Micro Smartbomb
1 Free slot to fit during space
2 Warp scramblers
2 cap recharger
1 target painter
1 small shield booster
4 warp core stabs
1 co pro(for cap)
(sorry for grammar, mum was not around)
So I search belts in the low security system for easily killable mining vessels, the first belt I warped to there was no one. I tried my hand at the npc pirates and looted a name cap recharger which I have fitted now kekekeke >.<. Second belt, I met a caracal cruiser and mining barge who were mining, I convoed them and decided not too shoot them...it could have been a tough fight. The mining barge had medium drones, and flashed to make me aware that they were angry bears too. I warped to the next belt and met a merlin...it was mining and I was ready to fight it. I looked it at on it and saw that it was mining a roid so I positioned myself next to it and proceeded to mine aswell to trick it. He stole from my jet can and I opened fire on his vessel, quickly returned fire but my missiles had already brought his shield down doing 11.4 dmg each, I had only heavy missile lvl 1 becz I was training to become an ew pilot and join an alliance probably bob. His missiles and turrets began to eat through my shields closer than my smal lshield booster could keep up so I convoed him for ransom but he ignored and typed an 'lol' in the local channel but I warped out thanks for 4 warp core stabs and I called him a snot head in the local chat. I warped back to station to repair my armor but great fight I spilt my hot choclate and my mom got mad it ruined my pants and burnt my shins and I got mad and hit my chair. was a fun fight and I almost got my first kill.
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Hey You
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Posted - 2006.05.05 03:17:00 -
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Edited by: Hey You on 05/05/2006 03:21:13
I ******* love you.
Best part of the whole thing.
Second belt, I met a caracal cruiser and mining barge who were mining, I convoed them and decided not too shoot them...it could have been a tough fight. The mining barge had medium drones, and flashed to make me aware that they were angry bears too.
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Blind Man
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Posted - 2006.05.05 03:18:00 -
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go back to wow/cs/wc3/etc child
Passari will never be safe again
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KilROCK
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Posted - 2006.05.05 03:20:00 -
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roflmao
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Mr Male
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Posted - 2006.05.05 03:22:00 -
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Edited by: Mr Male on 05/05/2006 03:22:35
If malka is out there to read this, I like you and if you give me hints to kill stuff like you do please?
No worried, no pants or shins were harmed in the making of this story but the chair is ok my hand hurts bad and my***** spaniel wouldnt quit barking for he was an angry bear too i think but I acciently hitted him wit my playstation controller. |
Mr Male
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Posted - 2006.05.05 03:26:00 -
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 Originally by: KilROCK
roflmao
rdaloam bak at u buddy cowboy |
Mr Male
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Posted - 2006.05.05 03:26:00 -
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Originally by: KilROCK
roflmao
rdaloam bak at u buddy cowboy |
Xoria Krint
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Posted - 2006.05.05 03:28:00 -
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Originally by: Mr Male
Originally by: KilROCK
roflmao
rdaloam bak at u buddy cowboy
Dubble post 
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Mr Male
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Posted - 2006.05.05 03:29:00 -
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I got back from vet, my dog will feel better soon.  Maybeh he could train to be pirate doogie and we would pirate together and when people saw us enter system they would go 'oh uh angry bears be afraid' |
Xoria Krint
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Posted - 2006.05.05 03:31:00 -
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Edited by: Xoria Krint on 05/05/2006 03:32:30
Originally by: Mr Male
I got back from vet, my dog will feel better soon. Maybeh he could train to be pirate doogie and we would pirate together and when people saw us enter system they would go 'oh uh angry bears be afraid'
ehm.. ok. brother, I love you
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Tityana
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Posted - 2006.05.05 03:31:00 -
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Te He He
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Cremter Ragnarok
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Posted - 2006.05.05 06:34:00 -
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Edited by: Cremter Ragnarok on 05/05/2006 06:35:46
ok. first:
"I had only heavy missile lvl 1 becz I was training to become an ew pilot and join an alliance probably bob
spelling and punctuation are your friends
second, a raven with heavy missiles?? that couldnt take on a friggin caracal??
im in a moa if it werent for the caracals uber range and more midlots than the moa which is the tanker then i'd attack it. if i had that omen im training for soon i'd attack it.
third, use a caracal of your own until you can use cruise missiles. if youve only trained for the ship and not the weapons, dont use the ship. that simple. and have support skills, those help a lot.
and also, dont abuse the poor raven with lasers OR guns in general.. that poor ship.. it needs a nice, loving owner.
if you dont watn to do this because it takes to much time blahblahblah then...
as Blind Man said
"go back to wow/cs/wc3/etc child"
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Morathei
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Posted - 2006.05.05 06:46:00 -
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omg it hurts.
thanks for the laugh.
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Mr Jay
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Posted - 2006.05.05 07:21:00 -
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Originally by: Blind Man
go back to wow/cs/wc3/etc child
Get a sense of humour 
Absolute Evil pwned my sig =( |
MrFu
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Posted - 2006.05.05 07:25:00 -
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I need a sig |
J'Jenksie
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Posted - 2006.05.05 07:34:00 -
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Well, woke up afta a **** up last nite, to find this , not had a laugh like that in ages.
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Bl4zer
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Posted - 2006.05.05 07:50:00 -
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Originally by: Cremter Ragnarok
Some very useful advice
Which I am sure that the OP knows.
Save the Ubar asteroids
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terje
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Posted - 2006.05.05 07:58:00 -
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Originally by: Cremter Ragnarok
Edited by: Cremter Ragnarok on 05/05/2006 06:35:46
ok. first:
"I had only heavy missile lvl 1 becz I was training to become an ew pilot and join an alliance probably bob
spelling and punctuation are your friends
second, a raven with heavy missiles?? that couldnt take on a friggin caracal??
im in a moa if it werent for the caracals uber range and more midlots than the moa which is the tanker then i'd attack it. if i had that omen im training for soon i'd attack it.
third, use a caracal of your own until you can use cruise missiles. if youve only trained for the ship and not the weapons, dont use the ship. that simple. and have support skills, those help a lot.
and also, dont abuse the poor raven with lasers OR guns in general.. that poor ship.. it needs a nice, loving owner.
if you dont watn to do this because it takes to much time blahblahblah then...
as Blind Man said
"go back to wow/cs/wc3/etc child"
its a joke dummy
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Xeaon
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Posted - 2006.05.05 08:11:00 -
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Best yarr story ever.
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Eximius Josari
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Posted - 2006.05.05 09:29:00 -
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YarrHarr 
~Shadowlord
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Vamp 1
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Posted - 2006.05.05 10:01:00 -
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These t1 merlins are nasty.
You need teamwork to take one down
A merlin took down a freighter or was that an ibis - can't remember , too early in the morning.
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Mruah Ktah
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Posted - 2006.05.05 10:03:00 -
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one of the best pirating stories
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Dahak2150
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Posted - 2006.05.05 10:52:00 -
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I give it a 5 out of 5!
Sig removed, please keep it below 24000 bytes, email [email protected] if you have any questions - Xorus |
Irashi
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Posted - 2006.05.05 12:34:00 -
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Edited by: Irashi on 05/05/2006 12:38:30
Originally by: terje
its a joke dummy
That's kind of obvious since the guy's 4 days old
Still got a laugh though
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Jonathan Davis
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Posted - 2006.05.05 12:38:00 -
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That has made work so much more bearable... thankyou!!!
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maGz
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Posted - 2006.05.05 13:06:00 -
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Neon Genesis
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Posted - 2006.05.05 13:20:00 -
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Yeah, when people make me coco it makes me want to go out and kill things too.
I feel your pain.
PS good goin on the free slot! I recommend two for extra versatility!
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Krulla
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Posted - 2006.05.05 13:26:00 -
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Originally by: maGz
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