Jita, killing time reading local

Jita, local

So today I was sitting in Jita, killing time reading local and chuckling at the quarrels between various players that were being made public. I was rather poor earlier today, and I am glad this is no longer the case! I spied the promise of some quick ISK. A doubler by the name of Fighter Jets GuitarSolo was offering her isk doubling service to anyone who read her rules and followed them. Natuarally, I was skeptical. I searched through her rules looking for some catch, or some little fine print that requires an extra something or rather like I had seen with so many other "Isk Doubling" services, and after seeing none decided that they were easy enough to follow. I tentatively sent her 50 million isk, not expecting to see a single cent back. Not 3 minutes later, my wallet flashed and a grin touched my face at the message of success she put out in local. Having a bit more cash to work with, I sent her the 100 million isk I had just gotten. 5 more minutes passed until my wallet flashed brightly with a 200 million isk transfer. After a quick and enjoyable chat with her, I decided to push my luck a bit. I contacted a friend, got a loan, and sent 400 million isk for my last attempt. My friend is glad I did, as we split the 800 million and went on our merry way, bountying Fighter Jets Guitarsolo as a token of gratitude.

So today I was sitting in Jita, killing time reading local and chuckling at the quarrels between various players that were being made public. I was rather poor earlier today, and I am glad this is no longer the case! I spied the promise of some quick ISK. A doubler by the name of Fighter Jets GuitarSolo was offering her isk doubling service to anyone who read her rules and followed them. Natuarally, I was skeptical. I searched through her rules looking for some catch, or some little fine print that requires an extra something or rather like I had seen with so many other "Isk Doubling" services, and after seeing none decided that they were easy enough to follow. I tentatively sent her 50 million isk, not expecting to see a single cent back. Not 3 minutes later, my wallet flashed and a grin touched my face at the message of success she put out in local. Having a bit more cash to work with, I sent her the 100 million isk I had just gotten. 5 more minutes passed until my wallet flashed brightly with a 200 million isk transfer. After a quick and enjoyable chat with her, I decided to push my luck a bit. I contacted a friend, got a loan, and sent 400 million isk for my last attempt. My friend is glad I did, as we split the 800 million and went on our merry way, bountying Fighter Jets Guitarsolo as a token of gratitude.

After a quick and enjoyable chat with her, I decided to push my luck a bit. I contacted a friend, got a loan, and sent 400 million isk for my last attempt. My friend is glad I did, as we split the 800 million and went on our merry way, bountying Fighter Jets Guitarsolo as a token of gratitude.

And the belly count of Erotica 1 Alts conitnues....

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Fedo's... Get your Fedo's... Right here in this thread...

Talk about pathetic.. but i guess thats GD nowadays.. excuse me while i vomit my way out of this thread

Is this 'marketing campaign' part of the bonus room like the old forum threads from bonus round contestants/victims used to be?

Seems to be a lot of people coming and advertising your services at about the same rate as the old threads used to. Are they spamming Canibal Kane's evemail too?

posting these threads about yourself

You're just going to keep posting these threads about yourself until you get banned again right? That's a strange plan.

I actually have information that suggests that YOU sir, are in fact an Erotica 1 alt.

Which reminds me...

"I have here in my hand a list of two hundred and five people that were known to the Secretary of State as being members of the Communist Party and who nevertheless are still working and shaping the policy of the State Department." -Joseph R. McCarthy

Surely this is fodder for C&P. Same lame crap, same lame player, different character, meh.

Oh, and IB4L.

Another of these stupid threads.

Yes, the ISK doubling is legit as long as you stick to the rules
and then you're ******, because it's done in a way that tries
to trick people into breaking them.

If you're gonna **** up GD

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If you're gonna **** up my GD, you may as well entertain me in the process.

Fair enough, but how about doing the haiku thing? or the iambic pentameter? You can even bill it as "erotica 1's alt educating the poor, greedy, unwashed masses" or something. Hell, that almost sounds humanitarian. Maybe make yourself into a pillar of the community.

You seem to have dropped this tear ----> .

Talk about pathetic.. but i guess thats GD nowadays.. excuse me while i vomit my way out of this thread

If I cry it is only for the lack of entertainment value this thread provides

And youve done it twice now.
Im crying because the only thing more boring than an Isk Doubling thread is people who only post to complain about the isk doubling thread.

I may not be being anymore entertaining, but I stand by my right to be hypocritical about it guddammit!

If it makes you feel better, you may declare yourself the winner of the forums. Have a cookie.

BREAKING NEWS!

There is an angry yellow orb in the sky, radiating absurd levels of heat and light. This capsuleer, at great risk to himself, is going to abandon this thread and venture out into these dangerous radiation levels and strangely "fresh" yet obviously corrosive nitrogen-oxygen atmosphere.

Fly fun, now!

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