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Emili Klaus
State Protectorate
Caldari State
1
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Posted - 2014.04.21 06:02:00 -
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So today I was sitting in Jita, killing time reading local and chuckling at the quarrels between various players that were being made public. I was rather poor earlier today, and I am glad this is no longer the case! I spied the promise of some quick ISK. A doubler by the name of Fighter Jets GuitarSolo was offering her isk doubling service to anyone who read her rules and followed them. Natuarally, I was skeptical. I searched through her rules looking for some catch, or some little fine print that requires an extra something or rather like I had seen with so many other "Isk Doubling" services, and after seeing none decided that they were easy enough to follow. I tentatively sent her 50 million isk, not expecting to see a single cent back. Not 3 minutes later, my wallet flashed and a grin touched my face at the message of success she put out in local. Having a bit more cash to work with, I sent her the 100 million isk I had just gotten. 5 more minutes passed until my wallet flashed brightly with a 200 million isk transfer. After a quick and enjoyable chat with her, I decided to push my luck a bit. I contacted a friend, got a loan, and sent 400 million isk for my last attempt. My friend is glad I did, as we split the 800 million and went on our merry way, bountying Fighter Jets Guitarsolo as a token of gratitude. |
Sabriz Adoudel
Mission BLITZ
2656
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Posted - 2014.04.21 06:05:00 -
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I was surprised at how many people managed to screw up the rules...
Set the universe on fire - then sell the survivors ash.
https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&t=238931 - an idea for a new form of hybrid PVE/PVP content.
If you want to mine in highsec, read www.minerbumping.com. |
Cyran Reinhard
Ministry of War
Amarr Empire
2
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Posted - 2014.04.21 06:06:00 -
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I, too, got my paltry 50m doubled! I bought a sweet new shirt with my winnings! |
Yang Aurilen
The Mjolnir Bloc
The Bloc
99
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Posted - 2014.04.21 06:06:00 -
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Quote:
Jita, killing time reading local
Liar Jita local doesn't exist. |
Seraph Essael
Devils Diciples
League of Infamy
582
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Posted - 2014.04.21 06:08:00 -
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Fedo's... Get your Fedo's... Right here in this thread...
Get them quick before they all go...
Bargain...
Only 500,000,000 ISK and one can be yours...
"But I can get a Fedo off the market for cheaper" you say!
Yes, yes you could! But it is not one of these Fedo's. These have been specially bred to live for 20 year past the normal Fedo lifespan. They are also three times as effective at cleaning your ship hulls. And these also have the ability to be a Guard-Fedo with copious hours of training.
So come one, come all. These Fedo's could be yours at the low price of ONLY 500,000,000 ISK.
Limited stock.
Disclaimer: Fedo may or may not die due to neglect and overfeeding. Fedo may or may not view you as a threat and attempt to eat you.
Quoted from Doc Fury: "Concerned citizens: Doc seldom plays EVE on the weekends during spring and summer, so you will always be on your own for a couple days a week. Doc spends that time collecting kittens for the on-going sacrifices, engaging in reckless outdoor activities, and speaking in the 3rd person." |
Fighter Jets GuitarSolo
Krypteia Operations
CODE.
228
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Posted - 2014.04.21 06:09:00 -
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Emili Klaus wrote:So today I was sitting in Jita, killing time reading local and chuckling at the quarrels between various players that were being made public. I was rather poor earlier today, and I am glad this is no longer the case! I spied the promise of some quick ISK. A doubler by the name of Fighter Jets GuitarSolo was offering her isk doubling service to anyone who read her rules and followed them. Natuarally, I was skeptical. I searched through her rules looking for some catch, or some little fine print that requires an extra something or rather like I had seen with so many other "Isk Doubling" services, and after seeing none decided that they were easy enough to follow. I tentatively sent her 50 million isk, not expecting to see a single cent back. Not 3 minutes later, my wallet flashed and a grin touched my face at the message of success she put out in local. Having a bit more cash to work with, I sent her the 100 million isk I had just gotten. 5 more minutes passed until my wallet flashed brightly with a 200 million isk transfer. After a quick and enjoyable chat with her, I decided to push my luck a bit. I contacted a friend, got a loan, and sent 400 million isk for my last attempt. My friend is glad I did, as we split the 800 million and went on our merry way, bountying Fighter Jets Guitarsolo as a token of gratitude.
I'm glad to have been of service  
Don't be a stranger the next time you're in Jita 
Evemail me or convo me in-game to inquire about my honest and ethical ISK doubling services! If you're in Jita, stop in and say Hi! ;) :D |
Capt Starfox
Northstar Cabal
Tactical Narcotics Team
686
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Posted - 2014.04.21 06:11:00 -
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Emili Klaus wrote:So today I was sitting in Jita, killing time reading local and chuckling at the quarrels between various players that were being made public. I was rather poor earlier today, and I am glad this is no longer the case! I spied the promise of some quick ISK. A doubler by the name of Fighter Jets GuitarSolo was offering her isk doubling service to anyone who read her rules and followed them. Natuarally, I was skeptical. I searched through her rules looking for some catch, or some little fine print that requires an extra something or rather like I had seen with so many other "Isk Doubling" services, and after seeing none decided that they were easy enough to follow. I tentatively sent her 50 million isk, not expecting to see a single cent back. Not 3 minutes later, my wallet flashed and a grin touched my face at the message of success she put out in local. Having a bit more cash to work with, I sent her the 100 million isk I had just gotten. 5 more minutes passed until my wallet flashed brightly with a 200 million isk transfer. After a quick and enjoyable chat with her, I decided to push my luck a bit. I contacted a friend, got a loan, and sent 400 million isk for my last attempt. My friend is glad I did, as we split the 800 million and went on our merry way, bountying Fighter Jets Guitarsolo as a token of gratitude.
I am happy you had a pleasant experience, it really all comes down to the rules and you were able to follow them intently, good for you and you deserve your winnings!
Abandon all hope ye who x up in fleet
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~PsychoticMonkCSM9~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ |
PotatoOverdose
Handsome Millionaire Playboys
1587
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Posted - 2014.04.21 06:12:00 -
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In before the lock.  |
Claud Tiberius
29
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Posted - 2014.04.21 06:13:00 -
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http://cdn.memegenerator.net/instances/500x/48555236.jpg |
Bao Xi
Aspectus.
CODE.
179
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Posted - 2014.04.21 06:22:00 -
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Emili Klaus wrote:After a quick and enjoyable chat with her, I decided to push my luck a bit. I contacted a friend, got a loan, and sent 400 million isk for my last attempt. My friend is glad I did, as we split the 800 million and went on our merry way, bountying Fighter Jets Guitarsolo as a token of gratitude.
That, right there, is what makes her Jita's finest.
Well done paying it forward. You're a model space citizen.
-á-á Literally impersonating myself
-á-á-á http://i.imgur.com/WcpOt.gif
-á-á-áclick click what deals click click |
Felicity Love
Whore and Peace
1690
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Posted - 2014.04.21 06:28:00 -
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...takes a deep breath and enjoys the flowery stench of scams and con artist asshattery in full bloom...
... and I was just saying the other day, "Damn, I miss Soundwave"....
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Sibyyl
477
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Posted - 2014.04.21 06:31:00 -
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What is that new song by Imagine Dragons? I really wanted to hear someone sing it..
Somebody's Heiney is crowding my icebox.-áSomebody's cold one is giving me chills. |
Snagletooth Johnson
Snagle Material Services
CAStabouts
125
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Posted - 2014.04.21 06:32:00 -
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And the belly count of Erotica 1 Alts conitnues.... |
March rabbit
Federal Defense Union
1449
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Posted - 2014.04.21 06:34:00 -
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one more alt to add to block list
The Mittani: "the inappropriate drunked joke"
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Fighter Jets GuitarSolo
Krypteia Operations
CODE.
229
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Posted - 2014.04.21 07:18:00 -
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Snagletooth Johnson wrote:And the belly count of Erotica 1 Alts conitnues....
I actually have information that suggests that YOU sir, are in fact an Erotica 1 alt.
Which reminds me...
"I have here in my hand a list of two hundred and five people that were known to the Secretary of State as being members of the Communist Party and who nevertheless are still working and shaping the policy of the State Department." -Joseph R. McCarthy
Evemail me or convo me in-game to inquire about my honest and ethical ISK doubling services! If you're in Jita, stop in and say Hi! ;) :D |
Scipio Artelius
The Vendunari
End of Life
1286
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Posted - 2014.04.21 07:51:00 -
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Fighter Jets GuitarSolo wrote:... ...
Is this 'marketing campaign' part of the bonus room like the old forum threads from bonus round contestants/victims used to be?
Seems to be a lot of people coming and advertising your services at about the same rate as the old threads used to. Are they spamming Canibal Kane's evemail too?
. -á<- Argue this, not this ->-á( -í-¦ -£-û -í-¦) |
Jake Warbird
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
4009
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Posted - 2014.04.21 08:04:00 -
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Yes I'll take one. No mayo please. |
Abrazzar
Vardaugas Family
2932
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Posted - 2014.04.21 08:09:00 -
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It's like a monkey trying to copy human behaviour and failing hilariously...
Sovereignty and Population
New Mining Mechanics |
Starbuck05
Infinite Conquest
Li3 Federation
183
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Posted - 2014.04.21 08:09:00 -
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Talk about pathetic.. but i guess thats GD nowadays.. excuse me while i vomit my way out of this thread
-á- I am the commanding officer , u should adress me as sir !
-á- But if i call u sir , what would i call your wife then ?? |
Tau Cabalander
Retirement Retreat
Working Stiffs
3488
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Posted - 2014.04.21 08:14:00 -
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Seraph Essael wrote:Fedo's... Get your Fedo's... Right here in this thread...
Not another Fedophile... |
Ramona McCandless
The McCandless Clan
Council of Peace and Prosperity
3480
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Posted - 2014.04.21 08:15:00 -
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Starbuck05 wrote:Talk about pathetic.. but i guess thats GD nowadays.. excuse me while i vomit my way out of this thread
Well added
Were there 4 other Starbucks before you chose your name, or were you born in 2005?
*** Vote MTU For CSM *** ***Free The Jita 1***
"They feel the need to cover their ears and eyes in horror at your very presence." - Pontianak Sythaeryn
"Despite others being missing, at least Ramona is back." - Scipio Artelius |
Darth Kilth
Silver Guardians
Fidelas Constans
164
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Posted - 2014.04.21 08:16:00 -
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Years go bye, wars begin and end, but isk doubling scams in Jita never change. |
Fighter Jets GuitarSolo
Krypteia Operations
CODE.
229
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Posted - 2014.04.21 08:31:00 -
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Scipio Artelius wrote:Fighter Jets GuitarSolo wrote:... ... Is this 'marketing campaign' part of the bonus room like the old forum threads from bonus round contestants/victims used to be? Seems to be a lot of people coming and advertising your services at about the same rate as the old threads used to. Are they spamming Canibal Kane's evemail too?
You're speaking, of course, of a Bonus Round tradition known as the "Letters to Friends" section.
I'm sure that there will be many such letters in the future.  I'm sure Kane would feel left out if he weren't included! We all know how much he loves to get letters from friends.
Evemail me or convo me in-game to inquire about my honest and ethical ISK doubling services! If you're in Jita, stop in and say Hi! ;) :D |
Boomtown Jones
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
7
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Posted - 2014.04.21 09:51:00 -
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You're just going to keep posting these threads about yourself until you get banned again right? That's a strange plan. |
Fighter Jets GuitarSolo
Krypteia Operations
CODE.
230
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Posted - 2014.04.21 09:55:00 -
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Boomtown Jones wrote:posting these threads about yourself
I haven't the foggiest idea of what you're talking about.
Evemail me or convo me in-game to inquire about my honest and ethical ISK doubling services! If you're in Jita, stop in and say Hi! ;) :D |
KuroVolt
The Legion of Spoon
Curatores Veritatis Alliance
1753
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Posted - 2014.04.21 10:00:00 -
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I think the saddest part is how much effort goes into these threads.
BoBwins Law: As a discussion/war between two large nullsec entities grows longer, the probability of one comparing the other to BoB aproaches near certainty. |
Ramona McCandless
The McCandless Clan
Council of Peace and Prosperity
3483
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Posted - 2014.04.21 10:05:00 -
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Boomtown Jones wrote:You're just going to keep posting these threads about yourself until you get banned again right? That's a strange plan.
Without promotion, something terrible happens... nothing!
P. T. Barnum
*** Vote MTU For CSM *** ***Free The Jita 1***
"They feel the need to cover their ears and eyes in horror at your very presence." - Pontianak Sythaeryn
"Despite others being missing, at least Ramona is back." - Scipio Artelius |
Ralph King-Griffin
Var Foundation inc.
877
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Posted - 2014.04.21 10:10:00 -
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Ramona McCandless
The McCandless Clan
Council of Peace and Prosperity
3483
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Posted - 2014.04.21 10:12:00 -
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Ralph King-Griffin wrote:
NoNonsense suck **** btw
I know
I used to work for the shower of shites
*** Vote MTU For CSM *** ***Free The Jita 1***
"They feel the need to cover their ears and eyes in horror at your very presence." - Pontianak Sythaeryn
"Despite others being missing, at least Ramona is back." - Scipio Artelius |
Pak Narhoo
Splinter Foundation
1426
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Posted - 2014.04.21 10:17:00 -
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Only reason I would like Wis to become more then a room is for me to be able to step in the next room where the OP and his a like roam and space them. |
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