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Admiral IceBlock
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Posted - 2003.09.21 17:58:00 -
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A new threat has come upon us all, The MeGa-Roids!! Join us Freedom Fighters to Remove this threat from our Universe once and for all!! Join channel "Death2Roids" in-game and spread the word that an Army is Gathering to kill does MeGa-Roids....
"We brake for nobody"
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Morin
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Posted - 2003.09.21 19:32:00 -
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M3g4 roids? 
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Emperor Roid
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Posted - 2003.09.21 22:02:00 -
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You humans always think you can win. Well not this time! We are making a giant leap in military technology. Currently, we are retrofitting our scordite models with rocket launchers. Join us now and bask in the glory of the great Roid Reolution, or become a frozen corpse, it is your choice.
BEWARE!!!!
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Fearigus Alba
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Posted - 2003.09.21 23:41:00 -
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HAHAHA. Emperor Roid, you Rock! 
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Pinkoir
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Posted - 2003.09.22 02:17:00 -
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You humans always think you can win. Well not this time! We are making a giant leap in military technology. Currently, we are retrofitting our scordite models with rocket launchers. Join us now and bask in the glory of the great Roid Reolution, or become a frozen corpse, it is your choice.
BEWARE!!!!
In EVE 38210
War was beginning.
Pinkoir: What happen ?
Mechanic: Somebody set up us the 'roid.
Operator: We get signal.
Pinkoir: What !
Operator: Main screen turn on.
Pinkoir: It's You !!
Emperor Roid: How are you n00bs !!
Emperor Roid: All your roid are belong to us.
Emperor Roid: You are on the way to destruction.
Pinkoir: What you say !!
Emperor Roid: You have no chance to survive make your time.
Cats: HA HA HA HA ....
Pinkoir: Take off every 'CuV' !!
Pinkoir: You know what you doing.
Pinkoir: Move 'CuV'.
Pinkoir: For great mining.
-Pinkoir
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Emperor Roid
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Posted - 2003.09.22 04:08:00 -
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HAHAHA. Emperor Roid, you Rock!
It pains me that you must resort to such low racial slurs such as 'rock'. You may think you are being clever, but you are just invoking the wrath of a power far greater than you could ever imagine.
As for you, Pinkoir, I offer you one chance to deactivate your 'CuV's. My people do not enjoy being corroded by such modules. Such a deadly weapon should never enter the hands of you humans. If you do not comply, we will be forced to return the favour and 'mine' you.
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Baggam
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Posted - 2003.09.22 11:31:00 -
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WTF?!?
Rocks, Roids there all the same... They are lower down the food chain than say Miner II's and therefore get eaten
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Admiral IceBlock
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Posted - 2003.09.22 14:42:00 -
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The MeGa-Roids will fall, and so will the Roid Emporer... Power to the people!!
"We brake for nobody"
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Omber Zombie
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Posted - 2003.09.22 17:28:00 -
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Emperor Roid, you seem like a rational man to me, maybe we should join forces and stop these evil fiends.
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"Remember people: Omber is the biggest evil ever created, DO NOT let it get to you!"
Waagaa Ktlehr, BDCI
I have a blog
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Pinkoir
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Posted - 2003.09.22 18:03:00 -
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Emperor Roid, you seem like a rational man to me, maybe we should join forces and stop these evil fiends.
Omber, do not let the smooth words and stoic nature of this mineral menace cloud your zombie-like mind.
This not man but rock to whom you proffer your allegiance! What can rock give you that man cannot? Rocks know nothing of friendship or loyalty, they know only the cold vacuum of space. Their massive frames and unyielding crystalline cores belie the fundamental emptiness of their true nature.
A universe controlled by the 'roids would be no place for those who love freedom as you Gallente do. It would be a place of rigid and unchanging order and the only growth would be the slow and ponderous accretion of Emperor Roid and his silent minions.
I call on all who value our current, dynamic, existance to EVE-mail me or Admiral Iceblock and join our anti-roid counterstrike!
-Pinkoir
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Omber Zombie
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Posted - 2003.09.22 18:15:00 -
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Edited by: Omber Zombie on 22/09/2003 18:15:51
Pinkoir, you insult me. As a man of the rock, I find your words utterly distasteful. As for joining you and IceBlock, well, you can ask him what I have said about this unprovoked war upon our kin.
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"Remember people: Omber is the biggest evil ever created, DO NOT let it get to you!"
Waagaa Ktlehr, BDCI
I have a blog
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Emperor Roid
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Posted - 2003.09.22 19:37:00 -
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Omber Zombie, it is good to have allies in this holiest of wars. The fleshy beasts IceBlock and Pinkoir do not know the true might of the roids. Their fragile bodies could not even dream of besting the tiniest of bistot rocks in a one on one battle, and the fools believe they can declare war on the all-powerful asteroid fleet!
Even as we speak, our brethren are becoming self aware, from the beautiful arkonor, to the massive scordite asteroids of deep space. We are an incredible power that has no equal.
Despite our obvious superiority, one thing deeply troubles me. The development of a 'deep core mining' technique that will allow the otherwise weak humans to bore beyond our thick exoskeleton. We may suffer losses, but in the end our numerical and tactical supremacy will beat them down. Coexistance has been attempted, and the sacks of flesh have thrown it away. Now, we must strike. We dwarf their stations, we can destroy their planets.
They don't stand a chance.
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Omber Zombie
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Posted - 2003.09.23 05:38:00 -
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Emperor Roid, while I believe in the protection of the roids, I do not wish to cause widespread destruction to the other races. I have attempted to negotiate with Admiral IceBlock, but unfortunately those negotiations failed.
I truly fear that I my biomass stocks will be bolstered by the corpses of these foolhardy warmongerers very shortly.
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"Remember people: Omber is the biggest evil ever created, DO NOT let it get to you!"
Waagaa Ktlehr, BDCI
I have a blog
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Emperor Roid
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Posted - 2003.09.23 19:20:00 -
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You speak with virtue, for if we were to wish complete destruction upon them, we would be no better than our enemies. Although I will make sure those under my direct command do not attack unreasonably, I cannot blame them for assaulting those who wrong us most, the miners.
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Fearigus Alba
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Posted - 2003.09.24 00:59:00 -
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To all lumps of minerals in Eve: your days are numbered. The mistake of your kind achieving what you perceive as sentience (i suspect some kind of superconduction owing to the low ambient temperature of space) allows you no rights bar one; that of the right to be stripped of your minerals. Your kind are an abhorrence that nature should not allow. Beams toggled online, harvesters loaded.....let the mining commence
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Emperor Roid
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Posted - 2003.09.24 01:37:00 -
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Mine at will, Fearigus Alba, you will be your own downfall. The hollow shell of a once mighty roid will one day become home to the rogue drones, a creation of yours that will also contribute to your demise. You are your own greatest enemy.
That is, of course, unless my brethren do not feel fit to hold you in a belt against your will as pirates pound you in to a biomass pulp. I will then gladly take your implants to add to my already impressive collection of cerebral augmentations, which you appear to be sorely in need of.
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Jade Slice
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Posted - 2003.09.24 05:35:00 -
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haha nice one
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Jessica Burossa
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Posted - 2003.09.25 02:56:00 -
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Edited by: Jessica Burossa on 25/09/2003 02:57:15
IMO goining to war with asteroids is a bad idea... they are all over eve can stike at anytime they have pirates gaurding them.(if u think about it the miners are the priates) they regrow the all mighty Ark roid has unlimited power! they can build unlimited ammounts of items!
BTW have u been to every system in Eve? they could be an untraveled system that is 1 big fleet!
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH NEED COFFE!!! GNOMES ROIDs STEALING MY TURRETS AND DRONES AHHHHHHHHHHH!!
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SpiritWulf
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Posted - 2003.09.26 12:01:00 -
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Inside sources have informed me that a new 'boring' missle is being put into production so that we may safely eliminate these rougue roids from safe distances.
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PoPa
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Posted - 2003.09.26 12:26:00 -
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Its not enough. I've been exploring the outer regions it seems my theory on the mega roids is but a true threat to our way of life.
Ive found more mega roids bigger than any i've ever seen much larger than the ones in empire space. We must defeat these before they block our path out into the futher regions of the outer rim.
I shall join thy channel and we shall defeat the enemy!
DEFIAL EMPEROR ROID!! 
[/rp]
PoPa - FireFlies corp
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Emperor Roid
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Posted - 2003.09.27 01:48:00 -
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Objection noted, PoPa. Your biomass, upon capture, will be converted into a book in which I will keep the names of all the others who rebel against the Asteroids. As the list seems to grow on a daily basis, memory alone cannnot store them. By resisting us, you shall be of aid to us. Recognise the futility of your actions, and you may be spared.
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GFL Sisko
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Posted - 2003.09.28 18:03:00 -
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Okay whats this joke?
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Emperor Roid
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Posted - 2003.09.29 01:53:00 -
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A joke? Trust me, you wretched bile-infested heap of rancid meat, when the punch line comes, only my brethren and I shall be laughing. You, on the other hand, will lack the necessary organs for expulsion of air.
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Radis
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Posted - 2003.09.29 06:26:00 -
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Lets all take the big rock serious for a moment!............ Thats enough.
Come on what is a pile of rock going to do against 4 nations of battle ships,cruisers,frigates!! are you going to throw rocks at us?? Then we blast them! and mine ur ass!
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Jimmy James
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Posted - 2003.10.02 00:43:00 -
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I am but a humble miner, otherwise know as "ol man JJ" to my fellow corp members.
These mega-roids don't scare an old timer such as myself, infact I find them quite amusing. Personally I'm tired of these "wanna be's" small roids of late. It gets to be quite annoying when a miner of my caliber is shown "the biggest damn roid I've ever seen", then procced to plow through it in under 30 minutes single handedly in a lowly little Thorax, then turn around and lvl10 refine it's little chunks into pure isk! 
So to you and you're ilk Emperor Roid, I say bring it on!!!! 
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Emperor Roid
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Posted - 2003.10.02 01:16:00 -
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It appears as if resistance to the Asteroids is growing rather fast, and not just an average opposition, but an overconfident one.
Sadly, our kind does not have as much experience in war as yours, as we do not constantly slaughter our own species. Keep that in mind, we may appear to be weak now, but we grow stronger every hour that we exist.
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Jjason
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Posted - 2003.11.11 09:28:00 -
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Emp.Roid if u are a Machine,then we humans have something u DONT,the skill of surviving better than other lifeforms so if u like it or not u will die see ya poeple
Jjason's report
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Matanga
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Posted - 2003.11.11 10:01:00 -
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Hey Roid I think I have some cousins of yours in my Corp Hangar. Wanna say goodbye to them before we start refining?
"ÆIn accordance with the principles of double-think it does not matter if the war is not real. For when it is, victory is not possible. The war is not meant to be won, but it is meant to be continuous.Æö
George Orwell ô1984ö |
Majmic
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Posted - 2003.11.12 15:00:00 -
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What we lack in numbers we make up in power, belive me Emperor Roid, you will fall one way or another. i have seen entire roid fields mined to their ends (and the miners now very rich people).
I warn you Emperor Roid, i have double doide mining lazers and im not afraid to use them |
voyag
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Posted - 2003.11.12 15:01:00 -
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and i shall led my drones to your cause!
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