Amiable
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Posted - 2006.05.18 20:00:00 -
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Edited by: Amiable on 18/05/2006 20:03:54
Amiable placed his head in his hands and sobbed, taking only a brief moment to spread his index and forefinger to gaze upon the unsmiling face of the lieutenant.
ôI see Mr. Quinn. I have a somewhat different theory. I think you let yourself get blown apart my known pirates to collect on an insurance policy.ö
ôWhy, thatÆs preposterous!ö
ôNo Mr. Quinn, that is insurance fraud. But we can let the magistrate judge decide that.ö
ôThe authorities?ö Amiable gulped, he was actually worried now. He had heard what happened to men like him at CONCORD penal colonies. That was a whole different type of holo-movie.
ôWell we could avoid going to the authorities Mr. Quinn.ö
Thank Goodness!!! If there is one thing you can count on in a time of need it is a corrupt official!
ôAh, of course! How silly of me to forget my manners. Let me get my credit transfer card and I can make a very generous donation to the CONCORD officerÆs retirement fund, should I make it out in your name?ö Amiable grinned.
ôAttempting to bribe a CONCORD officer is a capital offense Mr. Quinn.ö
Amiable looked confused. ôOh, I understand.ö He gave a broad wink and nod. ôI forgot we were alone in here. Well IÆll be honest this isnÆt the first time this has happened and you arenÆt the first attractive young lady who has suggested it.ö He began to disrobe. ôBut really, there was no need to go through this elaborate ruse. All you had to do is ask, you will find I am quite charitable when it comes to the fairer gender.ö
The lieutenants expression rapidly cycled from shock and disgust to amusement. Then back to disgust.
Averting her eyes from the naked MinmitaranÆs concave and hairless chest she quickly replied: ôThatÆs quite alright Mr. Quinn, could you please put your clothes back on? I usually reserve my intimate encounters for non-business hours and with members of the opposite sex who do not make me violently ill.ö
ôOh.ö Amiable quickly ran around the room retrieving the various undergarments he had thrown about in his excitement.
ôMr. Quinn. I am going to offer you a deal. CONCORDÆs insurance wing is somewhat embarrassed that they have gotten taken for 53 instances of insurance fraud over the past month and would prefer to keep this low key. So here is the deal. We have frozen your assets and we will be refunding the entirety of your account to CONCORD insurance. You will no longer be allowed to purchase insurance from CONCORD or any other credited insurance agency. Nor will you be able to purchase any clone services. In return for accepting this generous offer you will be given a newly minted Rifter, with fittings that you will use to fly out of this station, never to return. You will also be assigned to work with a CONCORD agent in a low sec system 3 jumps from here. You will work with this agent, until such time CONCORD feels you have ærehabilitatedÆ yourself. If during this time, we discover you have tried to cheat or swindle any other member of the CONCORD community you will be tried on 53 counts of insurance fraud and most likely spend the rest of your days disrobing for a large Amarran inmate named ôFingers.ö
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