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Mr Male
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Posted - 2006.05.22 06:07:00 -
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Helo guyz agan after my last fight story sum of the people pointed the me out thate my setup was not good and stuff so I improv it. I hav been doin the pvp thing for awhile now so i cud be considered experienced? I wrote a chronicle for EVE in the otha thread and it has gained ultima popularity.
I hav made my mom the mad cuz she got annoyed and wud not grammar check my post so plz bear wit me. So I r becoming a pirate cuz it is cool and I will have the fun......but. I have lost 2 ravens cuz of mah piratin cuz of mah mistake. I learnt not tojump into the high sec while flagged and I must switch on the hardners to tank the sentries(and not go grab a glass of tea whil doin this.) Soo I nborrowed isk to help pirate my fnds to by a new raven battleship and let the fury reighn upon the helpless cuz thas fiun.
BTW I AM LOOKIN FOR A CORP TO JOIN!!!!!!!! WON THAT DOES THE PIRATIN AND MAYBE IS IN THE BAND OF BOTHERS.
SO MY QUEST BEGINS
So me and the friends of mine tnhat I met on myspace who also play the eve are like 'PIKEY BLOKE WE SHALL PIRATE THE SPACE STREETS' and Im like 'dude I hav raven we can kill indies esy' so they say 'Yerpp' and we meet in my hq systeem of jita, we lose a ship to concord officially cuz my friend jamey is like 'sir i can shoot the sentries and survive it' and i say 'no u are the stupid and die' and he died and i laughed and got some tee.
SO WE GO TO THE LONETREK!!!we startd our quest of the terror in lonetrek systm of MARA, 0.4! so i am in raven, jamey bought the new commorant and jake is in maulus(<=== NOBB) so it is the us three and 14 people in the local so we do beltss. we all pick a belt to warp to and fin a victim but jakes jumps to a different system dunno y and gets the concord for shootin a merlin...we lost a maulus and laugh. so the jamy finds a ferox who he enbgages but the ferix has tge wcs;s and he warps to gate. I tell jamey 'DONT GO TO THE GATE YUO WIL FIRE SENTRIES' and he does the listen. but then as I noticved my foot was asleep cuz I had my printer that fell off the desk on top of it and hurt but...GOT AMBSUEHD. we got ambushed by a merlin the kestrel....Is like warped out and out but jamey doesnt listen and he kills merlin whil i am on warp to planet and he kilz a kestre ad like he warps to me in gang. amd hes like 'omg stupid you in bs they are in two frigs and u run' and I say 'dud u dxont know eve so stfu' so i target him and killz him and he leaves the gang and i kall him a whiner in the local chat. He blocks me on msn and yahoo meesnger 'n' i took him off my friends list on the myspace and we no longer speakin. i warp to planet green lookin fo something to kill and found a empty shuttl and i killed it and won then i docked acfter victiorious day. jake is like 'prob noobin in mining ' I laugh and say '*shurg* carebear' sumday i will becom greatest pirate ever like malka badi'a.
im never talkin to jamey again is he dead to me cuz i blocked him twice and told him that he was a footless freakface an he said he wud call cops on meh and they wud tazer my butt. i just spilt pizza on my shirt and it smells like grapse i gunna try and lick the sauce off whil singing. |
Sakura Nihil
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Posted - 2006.05.22 06:09:00 -
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dead lord I hope this is an alt
1st Lieutenant Sakura Nihil
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Golden Helmet
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Posted - 2006.05.22 06:15:00 -
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i hope this is a joke thread. if not, i think i may quit pirating, posts like yours make it seem like all pirates are 11 year old gankers who think their 1337 cuz they can kill an industrial
Don't worry, your sig is safe...wait...oops.  --Jorauk |
Blind Man
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Posted - 2006.05.22 06:18:00 -
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Mr. Male ftw tbh.
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Mr Male
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Posted - 2006.05.22 06:19:00 -
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 Originally by: Golden Helmet
i hope this is a joke thread. if not, i think i may quit pirating, posts like yours make it seem like all pirates are 11 year old gankers who think their 1337 cuz they can kill an industrial
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Gordan Freeman
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Posted - 2006.05.22 06:19:00 -
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Edited by: Gordan Freeman on 22/05/2006 06:19:29
It was my empty shuttle you poped! I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN AND CLAIM YOUR STABBED RAVEN U poo face!11
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Golden Helmet
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Posted - 2006.05.22 06:23:00 -
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Originally by: Mr Male
Originally by: Golden Helmet
i hope this is a joke thread. if not, i think i may quit pirating, posts like yours make it seem like all pirates are 11 year old gankers who think their 1337 cuz they can kill an industrial
wats wrung wit 11 yr olds???? Im 25 tbh fr rl.
if your 25, you sure do a good job of typing & acting like your 11
and i'll just stop flaming here, before verone comes around and kicks my arse for trolling
Don't worry, your sig is safe...wait...oops. --Jorauk |
Copine Callmeknau
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Posted - 2006.05.22 06:24:00 -
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Originally by: Mr Male
so i target him and killz him and he leaves the gang and i kall him a whiner in the local chat. He blocks me on msn and yahoo meesnger 'n' i took him off my friends list on the myspace and we no longer speakin.
He was probably an emo anyway
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mazzilliu
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Posted - 2006.05.22 06:30:00 -
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this thread is funny 
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Alliaanna Dalaii
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Posted - 2006.05.22 06:31:00 -
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Originally by: Mr Male
i warp to planet green lookin fo something to kill and found a empty shuttl and i killed it and won then i docked acfter victiorious day. quote]
Rofl 
For the love of god tell me this guy isn't serious ? 
Alliaanna
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Santiago Cortes
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Posted - 2006.05.22 06:32:00 -
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Please don't derail your own thread.
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Trepkos
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Posted - 2006.05.22 06:33:00 -
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Originally by: Santiago Cortes
Please don't derail your own thread.
ROTFLMAO
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HippoKing
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Posted - 2006.05.22 06:40:00 -
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Calistro
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Posted - 2006.05.22 06:42:00 -
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Originally by: Santiago Cortes
Please don't derail your own thread.
Hahaha, that is the best mod comment ever!
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Deja Thoris
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Posted - 2006.05.22 06:52:00 -
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WTS buberry accessories for the raven
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Ricdic
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Posted - 2006.05.22 06:58:00 -
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Originally by: Mr Male
THE BAND OF BOTHERS.
Classic
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Dreadnought Production INC is recruiting
Join DPI Channel Or Visit (IGB)
http://www.mmorpg-online.net/intro.html |
Handon Guild
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Posted - 2006.05.22 07:11:00 -
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OHNOES, not another one of those peeps who switches all S's out with Z's ..it's spelled KILLS you ****!
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Hasufet
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Posted - 2006.05.22 07:31:00 -
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Is this a joke?
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Kitty O'Shay
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Posted - 2006.05.22 07:35:00 -
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Originally by: Deja Thoris
WTS buberry accessories for the raven
you...you...you...CHAV SUPPLIER!
Oh, and it doesn't need plaid, it needs SPINNERS!
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Originally by: Mephysto
come on, solo-mining in a 0.4 system? Its wrong NOT to pod you...
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Mesasone
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Posted - 2006.05.22 08:03:00 -
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posting in legendary thread!
Originally by: Kunming
Blasters are not really short range weapons, autocannons are short range, pulse lasers or even torps are short range... blasters, thats melee combat in EVE for ya
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ParMizaN
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Posted - 2006.05.22 08:42:00 -
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You should have used a clean alt if you wanted to be funny xoria
Phenomena of ironies, cast the litany aside
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Ayame Mishima
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Posted - 2006.05.22 09:07:00 -
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Originally by: Handon Guild
OHNOES, not another one of those peeps who switches all S's out with Z's ..it's spelled KILLS you ****!
What should I say? Everytime someone is using the word "uber" I could cry. 
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Ishquar Teh'Sainte
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Posted - 2006.05.22 09:40:00 -
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*cough**cough**dies*
this thread made my day
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VinLieger
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Posted - 2006.05.22 09:45:00 -
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I love it and want more
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Greavus
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Posted - 2006.05.22 10:10:00 -
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For some reason, that story had me LMFAO
Classic..... MORE PLEASE
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Kuolematon
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Posted - 2006.05.22 10:15:00 -
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Should I cry or laugh?! I mean.. I cannot decide! HLEP LOL! THIZ MERLIN TEH RAVEN IS UBAR!!!!11 pierat evar!!!
Unnerf Amarr!
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Wattish
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Posted - 2006.05.22 10:27:00 -
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This thread is a beautiful butterfly!
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Dumus
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Posted - 2006.05.22 11:32:00 -
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I have attempted to make sense of this post by making a few erm... little tweaks.
Hello guys again after my last fight story some people pointed out to me that my setup was not very good and so I have tried to improved it. I have been taking part in PvP for a while now so I could be considered experienced? I wrote a chronicle for EVE in another thread and it has gained some popularity.
I have made my mother mad for some reason and because she was annoyed she refused to grammar check my post so please bear with me.
So I am becoming a pirate because it is cool and I will have lots of fun......but. I have lost 2 ravens because of my pirating because I made some mistakes. I learnt not to jump into the high sec while flagged and I must switch on my hardeners to tank the sentries (and not go grab a glass of tea while doing this.) So I borrowed ISK to help my friend by a new raven battleship, and let the fury reign upon the helpless, because thatĘs fun.
BTW I AM LOOKIN FOR A CORP TO JOIN!!!!!!!! ONE THAT DOES PIRATING AND MAYBE IS IN THE BAND OF BROTHERS ALLIANCE.
SO MY QUEST BEGINS
So me and some friends of mine, that I met on my space, who also play EVE say to me 'PIKEY BLOKE WE SHALL PIRATE THE SPACE STREETS' and I replied 'dude I have a Raven, we can kill Indies easily' so they responded 'OK'. We decided to meet at my HQ. system of Jita, we lost a ship to concord, because my friend Jamey is said 'sir can I shoot the sentries and survive it?' and I informed him 'no that would be stupid, and you will lose your ship' He ignored my advice and shot at the sentries, I laughed as his ship was blown up by the sentry guns, and went to get some tea.
So we went to Lonetrek. We started our quest of the terrorising the system of Mara in Lonetrek, this is a 0.4 system. I am in my Raven, Jamey bought a new Cormorant and Jake is in a Maulus. (<=== Silly boy) There were 3 of us and 14 people in the local channel. We decided to check out the belts. We all picked a belt to warp to and find a victim. But Jake jumped to a different system, I donĘt know why, and gets the concorded for shooting a Merlin! We lost a Maulus and laughed. Jamey then found a Ferox, who he engages but the Ferox had the warp core stabilisers fitted and he warped to the gate. I told Jamey 'DONT GO TO THE GATE, SENTRIES WILL FIRE ON YOU'. He does not heed my advice. But then, I noticed my foot was asleep because my printer had fallen off the desk on top of it and it hurt, but I was too busy with the fighting so I left it on my foot.
We got ambushed by a Merlin and a kestrel....I warped out as I was getting nervous and Jamey decided to stay and failed to heed my advice to leave. He managed to kill the Merlin while I was in warp to a planet. The kestrel died soon after. He warped to me after the fight. He was not pleased with my performance and said 'oh my goodness, are you mad? Your in a battleship they were in two frigates and you ran away.Ę I replied 'dude you donĘt know the game mechanics of eve as well as I do, so please be quiet and donĘt speak' so I targeted him and destroyed his ship then podded him he then left the gang and I called him a whiner in the local chat. He blocked me on msn and yahoo messenger and I took him off my friends list on my space and we in no longer in communication.
I warped to a planet that seemed to be green, looking for something to kill and found an empty shuttle and I destroyed it. Then I docked after a victorious day. Jake is probably out mining somewhere. I laugh outwardly and say to myself 'carebear'.
Someday I will become greatest pirate ever like Malka Badi'a.
I am never talking to Jamey again is he dead to me. I blocked him twice and told him that he was a footless freak face and he said he would call the police and report me and they would taser my butt.
I just spilt pizza on my shirt and it smells like grapes I am going to try and lick the sauce off while singing.
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Kelron Queldine
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Posted - 2006.05.22 11:40:00 -
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Originally by: Hasufet
Is this a joke?
Is this question a joke?
I was worried when I started reading this thread, but it soon turned to laughter.
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Suladriel
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Posted - 2006.05.22 11:45:00 -
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Originally by: Mr Male
funny stuff
OMG, has Avid Merion started to play Eve?
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