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Mr M
Sebiestor Tribe
343
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Posted - 2014.05.02 21:03:00 -
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I'm not entirely sure how to say this, but I'm kind of impressed of how tight butts the CCP devs have. I would've assumed people who spend most of their work time sitting in front of a computer to be less fit. If I had a saying the shorts should be a bit tighter and shorter. Maybe have the guys oiled up too, that would be really hot. Ehm... make the competitions even fiercer I mean.
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Abrazzar
Vardaugas Family
3146
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Posted - 2014.05.02 21:04:00 -
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Real Ancient Olympian Greek Wrestling next year? Sovereignty and Population New Mining Mechanics |

Cyoban
Hedion University Amarr Empire
7
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Posted - 2014.05.02 21:05:00 -
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Mr M wrote:I'm not entirely sure how to say this, but I'm kind of impressed of how tight butts the CCP devs have. I would've assumed people who spend most of their work time sitting in front of a computer to be less fit. If I had a saying the shorts should be a bit tighter and shorter. Maybe have the guys oiled up too, that would be really hot. Ehm... make the competitions even fiercer I mean.
+1 |

Doc Fury
Furious Enterprises
5145
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Posted - 2014.05.02 21:06:00 -
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What is a standing desk for $400 Alex.
People who sit behind a computer all day don't get flabby backsides, they die. The accumulated filth of all their sex and murder will foam up about their waists and all the ho's and politicians will look up and shout 'Save us!' and I'll look down, and whisper 'Hodor'. |

Entity
X-Factor Industries Synthetic Existence
684
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Posted - 2014.05.02 21:08:00 -
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Kirsi Kirjasto
Aggressive Structural Steel Expediting Services
124
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Posted - 2014.05.02 21:16:00 -
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Ew. No thanks. I can hear the heavy breathing at CCP HQ all the way from Finland. Although, to be fair - it is kind of a quiet night, probably the result of thousands of post-Wappu hangovers.
My guess is that CCP Falcon should probably lock this thread. Except right now he's probably........too busy.
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Haaranovor tenn
Trans Secunda Nulli Secunda
3
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Posted - 2014.05.02 21:20:00 -
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Abrazzar wrote:Real Ancient Olympian Greek Wrestling next year?
Well that would certainly liven up that CSM panel.
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Mr M
Sebiestor Tribe
344
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Posted - 2014.05.02 21:21:00 -
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Kirsi Kirjasto wrote:Ew. No thanks. I can hear the heavy breathing at CCP HQ all the way from Finland.
Sorry, it's my breathing you can hear across the Baltic sea.
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Wildmouse X
Clan McLoud Care Factor
0
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Posted - 2014.05.02 21:32:00 -
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Pics or it didn't happen. |

Baaldor
In Igne Morim
250
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Posted - 2014.05.02 21:33:00 -
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Mr M wrote:I'm not entirely sure how to say this, but I'm kind of impressed of how tight butts the CCP devs have. I would've assumed people who spend most of their work time sitting in front of a computer to be less fit. If I had a saying the shorts should be a bit tighter and shorter. Maybe have the guys oiled up too, that would be really hot. Ehm... make the competitions even fiercer I mean.
it is the paddling they get at 10:00 and 14:00
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Nakami Saans
Perkone Caldari State
23
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Posted - 2014.05.02 21:39:00 -
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+1 |

Noriko Mai
1264
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Posted - 2014.05.02 21:45:00 -
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Bump *giggles* |

Regan Rotineque
Arch Angels Assault Force The Kadeshi
307
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Posted - 2014.05.02 21:51:00 -
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hubba hubba G¥ñn+Å |

Felicity Love
Whore and Peace
1741
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Posted - 2014.05.02 21:53:00 -
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... amazing what you can do with cloning and bodysculpting these days.....
... and I was just saying the other day, "Damn, I miss Soundwave"....
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Vortexo VonBrenner
Tadakastu-Obata Corporation The Honda Accord
1156
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Posted - 2014.05.02 22:25:00 -
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Dev alt detected! :D
I'm listening to-áBj+¦rk, playing EVE, eating fishsticks, and I'm cold....this is immersion gaming. |

Noriko Mai
1275
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Posted - 2014.05.03 00:27:00 -
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Bump *giggles* |

Kaarous Aldurald
ROC Deep Space The ROC
5683
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Posted - 2014.05.03 00:29:00 -
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I forget, was it Dolan who almost dropped trow at a recent Alliance Tournament? "Verily, I have often laughed at the weaklings who thought themselves good because they had no claws."
-áPsychotic Monk for CSM9.
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ISD LackOfFaith
ISD Community Communications Liaisons
1377

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Posted - 2014.05.03 00:45:00 -
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Noriko Mai wrote:Bump *giggles*
Quote:14. Bumping outside the EVE Marketplace and Alliance & Corporation Recruitment channels is prohibited.
The bumping of posts to alter the order of the thread listing on a forum is prohibited outside the EVE Marketplace and Alliance & Corporation Recruitment forum channels.
Would you kindly stop the bumping? It is not allowed, and furthermore, not very nice. ISD LackOfFaith Commander Community Communication Liaisons (CCLs) Interstellar Services Department I do not respond to Eve Mail or anything other than the forums. |
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Marsha Mallow
426
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Posted - 2014.05.03 00:49:00 -
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 TO THE RIPARDMOBILE! |

Noriko Mai
1276
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Posted - 2014.05.03 00:51:00 -
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ISD LackOfFaith wrote:Noriko Mai wrote:Bump *giggles* Quote:14. Bumping outside the EVE Marketplace and Alliance & Corporation Recruitment channels is prohibited.
The bumping of posts to alter the order of the thread listing on a forum is prohibited outside the EVE Marketplace and Alliance & Corporation Recruitment forum channels. Would you kindly stop the bumping? It is not allowed, and furthermore, not very nice. Yes, Sir. o7  |
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Lykouleon
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
1355
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Posted - 2014.05.03 02:37:00 -
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I, too, appreciate a fine butt. Lykouleon > CYNO ME CLOSER so I can hit them with my sword |

Dalloway Jones
Republic Military School Minmatar Republic
218
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Posted - 2014.05.03 04:24:00 -
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If I ever go to Iceland I am going to bring a net with me and catch CCP Guard and take him home with me.
It wouldn't even have to be a big net. |

Serene Repose
1331
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Posted - 2014.05.03 06:01:00 -
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Mr M wrote:I'm not entirely sure how to say this, but I'm kind of impressed of how tight butts the CCP devs have. I would've assumed people who spend most of their work time sitting in front of a computer to be less fit. If I had a saying the shorts should be a bit tighter and shorter. Maybe have the guys oiled up too, that would be really hot. Ehm... make the competitions even fiercer I mean. This adds new meaning to "fanboi post".
I have sworn upon the altar of God eternal hostility toward every form of tyranny over the mind of man.-á |
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CCP Xhagen
C C P C C P Alliance
517

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Posted - 2014.05.07 14:02:00 -
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I can confirm that my glutes have been trained extensively. Whether that makes them tight is not for me to judge. CCP Xhagen | Associate Producer | @strangelocation
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Grimpak
Shifting Sands Trader Cartel Bleak Horizon Alliance.
1465
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Posted - 2014.05.07 14:18:00 -
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there are bad thread, and there are baddest threads.
and finally, we have this thread.
this thread. [img]http://eve-files.com/sig/grimpak[/img]
[quote]The more I know about humans, the more I love animals.[/quote] ain't that right |

Solecist Project's Alt
Wildly Inept Pacifists
90
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Posted - 2014.05.07 14:22:00 -
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I demand this event to be repeated with female devs, because... uhm... well, I don't really need a reason. :p |

Shalua Rui
Rui Freelance Mining
25527
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Posted - 2014.05.07 14:22:00 -
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Ah... no, that's too easy... carry on!  "ginger forum goddess, space gypsy and stone nibbler extraordinaire!" Shalua Rui - CEO and founder of Rui Freelance Mining (RFLM) |

Purity by Fire
Chaos From Order Manifest Destiny.
45
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Posted - 2014.05.07 14:25:00 -
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CCP Xhagen wrote:I can confirm that my glutes have been trained extensively. Whether that makes them tight is not for me to judge.
I vote Falcon to judge 
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mkint
1192
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Posted - 2014.05.07 14:25:00 -
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Came expecting this Maxim 34: If you're leaving scorch-marks, you need a bigger gun. |

Solecist Project's Alt
Wildly Inept Pacifists
90
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Posted - 2014.05.07 14:29:00 -
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For whoever clicked the link above...
http://www.reddit.com/r/eyebleach helps. [SFW] |
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Doreen Kaundur
39
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Posted - 2014.05.07 15:10:00 -
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This thread is gay.
(Hey..someone had to say it) 
EDIT: BTW...butts smell like a$$. (True story)
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Tyrrax Thorrk
Habitual Euthanasia Pandemic Legion
314
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Posted - 2014.05.07 20:45:00 -
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no it isn't, nobody had to and you seem like you're in the closet tho for going there jus sayin~
also I agree there were some fine butts on display , and butts aside I do hope they get some girls in on this stuff in the future |

Jarod Garamonde
Sardaukar Merc Guild General Tso's Alliance
1718
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Posted - 2014.05.07 21:00:00 -
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Mr M wrote:I'm not entirely sure how to say this, but I'm kind of impressed of how tight butts the CCP devs have. I would've assumed people who spend most of their work time sitting in front of a computer to be less fit. If I had a saying the shorts should be a bit tighter and shorter. Maybe have the guys oiled up too, that would be really hot. Ehm... make the competitions even fiercer I mean.
I'm secure enough to admit that Guard is hot. That moment when you realize the crazy lady with all the cats was right... |

Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
13296
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Posted - 2014.05.07 21:07:00 -
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This is how far GD has fallen.
Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings? |

Jarod Garamonde
Sardaukar Merc Guild General Tso's Alliance
1719
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Posted - 2014.05.07 21:08:00 -
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Unsuccessful At Everything wrote:This is how far GD has fallen.
How is this "fallen"? If straight girls can say other girls are hot, why can't straight guys say the same thing about other guys?
Unless you're scared of a slight Kinsey Scale increase.... That moment when you realize the crazy lady with all the cats was right... |

Doreen Kaundur
39
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Posted - 2014.05.07 21:13:00 -
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Tyrrax Thorrk wrote:no it isn't....I do hope they get some girls in on this stuff in the future
LOL!!
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Slade Trillgon
Brutor Force Federated
2819
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Posted - 2014.05.07 21:16:00 -
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Doreen Kaundur wrote:Tyrrax Thorrk wrote:no it isn't....I do hope they get some girls in on this stuff in the future LOL!!
Just because a male request females to be included does not mean they believe the spectacle to be gay due to only containing males. |

Silky Cyno
School of Applied Knowledge Caldari State
22
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Posted - 2014.05.07 21:17:00 -
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Pics or the butts never happened |

Cpt Swagg
Federal Navy Academy Gallente Federation
47
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Posted - 2014.05.07 21:20:00 -
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I sit behind a computer all day and I'm fit too. Fat got nothing to do with exercise or physical activity. Fat is all about your metabolism which is slow or normal depending on on two things, peace of mind and integrity.
Notice I didn't say fast metabolism, because it doesn't exist. Its whether slow (get fat), or normal (get fit). |

Doreen Kaundur
39
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Posted - 2014.05.07 21:21:00 -
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Slade Trillgon wrote:Doreen Kaundur wrote:Tyrrax Thorrk wrote:no it isn't....I do hope they get some girls in on this stuff in the future LOL!! Just because a male request females to be included does not mean they believe the spectacle to be gay due to only containing males.
No, of course not. Checking out guy's hinders in a male dominated event is never gay. 
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Slade Trillgon
Brutor Force Federated
2819
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Posted - 2014.05.07 21:22:00 -
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Doreen Kaundur wrote:Slade Trillgon wrote:Doreen Kaundur wrote:Tyrrax Thorrk wrote:no it isn't....I do hope they get some girls in on this stuff in the future LOL!! Just because a male request females to be included does not mean they believe the spectacle to be gay due to only containing males. No, of course not. Checking out guy's hinders in a male dominated event is never gay. 
Just like I say about women's breasts...hey they were right there in front of me. I could not help butt see them.
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Doreen Kaundur
39
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Posted - 2014.05.07 21:24:00 -
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Slade Trillgon wrote:Doreen Kaundur wrote:Slade Trillgon wrote:Doreen Kaundur wrote:Tyrrax Thorrk wrote:no it isn't....I do hope they get some girls in on this stuff in the future LOL!! Just because a male request females to be included does not mean they believe the spectacle to be gay due to only containing males. No, of course not. Checking out guy's hinders in a male dominated event is never gay.  Just like I say about women's breasts...hey they were right there in front of me. I could not help butt see them.
If this thread were titled "CCP dev breast appreciation thread," it would have been locked long ago. Hence, the thread is gay because blatent heterosexuality is not politically correct these days, but homosexuality is.
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Jarod Garamonde
Sardaukar Merc Guild General Tso's Alliance
1719
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Posted - 2014.05.07 21:35:00 -
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Cpt Swagg wrote:I sit behind a computer all day and I'm fit too. Fat got nothing to do with exercise or physical activity. Fat is all about your metabolism which is slow or normal depending on on two things, peace of mind and integrity.
Notice I didn't say fast metabolism, because it doesn't exist. Its whether slow (get fat), or normal (get fit).
You know nothing, Jon Snow.
Getting fat is a matter of not burning off all the calories you take in. Period. You can eat the fattiest foods known to man, and if you burn off all those excess calories before you go to sleep, it won't do anything to you, except raise your cholesterol level..... which you can mitigate with liquor and wine, anyway. How do you think Koreans stay so fit? Have you ever seen their food?
As for your comment about "metabolism"..... I get that's a word in common use, but my inner biology student is screaming right now. I'm going to ignore the semantics, and make my point, instead: there actually IS such a thing as a fast "metabolism". If you cut down on portion sizes for all your meals, add in two extra meals, and snack on healthy stuff all day (coupled with high levels of physical activity)... you will put your body into a kind of biological "overclock" mode, burning off calories and processing nutrients at a heightened rate.
The other thing that makes us "fat" is drinking too much water. It's true that you should have around 8 pints of water per day... but that's not all drinking the stuff. You get about half of your daily water requirements from the foods you eat, as long as you're not skipping meals (BTW.... skipping meals slows your "metabolism".... and I'm still twitching at having to use that word to be understood) That moment when you realize the crazy lady with all the cats was right... |

Mr M
Sebiestor Tribe
359
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Posted - 2014.05.07 21:39:00 -
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Doreen Kaundur wrote: If this thread were titled "CCP dev breast appreciation thread," it would have been locked long ago. Hence, the thread is gay because blatent heterosexuality is not politically correct these days, but homosexuality is.
I'm pretty sure nothing said in this thread hasn't already been said time and time again about the female devs in different threads. And, admiring someone's gluteus maximus doesn't have to be gay. It's not until you bang someone of your own gender that it's gay.
And fabulous!
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Slade Trillgon
Brutor Force Federated
2821
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Posted - 2014.05.07 21:48:00 -
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Doreen Kaundur wrote:
If this thread were titled "CCP dev breast appreciation thread," it would have been locked long ago. Hence, the thread is gay because blatent heterosexuality is not politically correct these days, but homosexuality is.
Riiiight So non politically correct that heterosexuals are no longer getting married and accepting the benefits of said union and homosexuals abound are getting married to finally get said benefits 
EDIT: Becoming more socially accepted Gëá politically correct. |

Jarod Garamonde
Sardaukar Merc Guild General Tso's Alliance
1719
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Posted - 2014.05.07 21:53:00 -
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Slade Trillgon wrote:Doreen Kaundur wrote:
If this thread were titled "CCP dev breast appreciation thread," it would have been locked long ago. Hence, the thread is gay because blatent heterosexuality is not politically correct these days, but homosexuality is.
 Riiiight So non politically correct that heterosexuals are no longer getting married and accepting the benefits of said union and homosexuals abound are getting married to finally get said benefits 
Unfortunately, he's got the right of it, Slade does.
Must be nice to have such not-at-all-based-on-reality views, Doreen. They say ignorance is bliss, afterall.... That moment when you realize the crazy lady with all the cats was right... |

Sibyyl
744
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Posted - 2014.05.07 22:03:00 -
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Doreen Kaundur wrote:If this thread were titled "CCP dev breast appreciation thread," it would have been locked long ago. Hence, the thread is gay because blatent heterosexuality is not politically correct these days, but homosexuality is. Maybe reality has a bias for butts instead of tatas. Take solace knowing that even after the sun sets, and your sky is filled with darkness, that the sun is still shining. -D. Entervention Psychotic Monk joins BNI |

Doreen Kaundur
39
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Posted - 2014.05.07 22:14:00 -
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Slade Trillgon wrote:Doreen Kaundur wrote:
If this thread were titled "CCP dev breast appreciation thread," it would have been locked long ago. Hence, the thread is gay because blatent heterosexuality is not politically correct these days, but homosexuality is.
 Riiiight So non politically correct that heterosexuals are no longer getting married and accepting the benefits of said union and homosexuals abound are getting married to finally get said benefits  EDIT: Becoming more socially accepted Gëá politically correct.
Who says heteros are no longer getting married?
But it is human nature to want what you cant have and ingnore what you can.
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Slade Trillgon
Brutor Force Federated
2823
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Posted - 2014.05.07 22:15:00 -
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Sibyyl wrote:Doreen Kaundur wrote:If this thread were titled "CCP dev breast appreciation thread," it would have been locked long ago. Hence, the thread is gay because blatent heterosexuality is not politically correct these days, but homosexuality is. Maybe reality has a bias for butts instead of tatas.
I definitely have a bias for butts  |

Slade Trillgon
Brutor Force Federated
2823
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Posted - 2014.05.07 22:18:00 -
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Doreen Kaundur wrote:Slade Trillgon wrote:Doreen Kaundur wrote:
If this thread were titled "CCP dev breast appreciation thread," it would have been locked long ago. Hence, the thread is gay because blatent heterosexuality is not politically correct these days, but homosexuality is.
 Riiiight So non politically correct that heterosexuals are no longer getting married and accepting the benefits of said union and homosexuals abound are getting married to finally get said benefits  EDIT: Becoming more socially accepted Gëá politically correct. Who says heteros are no longer getting married? But it is human nature to want what you cant have and ingnore what you can.
You said heterosexuality is politically incorrect. So, If it was politically incorrect heterosexuals would stop getting married, which is plainly not happening. If being homosexual was politically correct they would be allowed to have a legally binding civil union, which is not the case. Therefore your statement is blatantly incorrect.
EDIT: It is human's nature to ignore what it can? Really? More like it is human nature to observe as much as possible and learn from said observations. |
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Tyrrax Thorrk
Habitual Euthanasia Pandemic Legion
315
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Posted - 2014.05.07 22:24:00 -
[51] - Quote
you should all **** off |

Slade Trillgon
Brutor Force Federated
2823
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Posted - 2014.05.07 22:29:00 -
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Tyrrax Thorrk wrote:you should all **** off
Jack?
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Sibyyl
748
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Posted - 2014.05.07 22:35:00 -
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Tyrrax Thorrk wrote:you should all **** off Still angry about that Gold Magnate, huh? Gold Magnate had a nice butt.. Take solace knowing that even after the sun sets, and your sky is filled with darkness, that the sun is still shining. -D. Entervention Psychotic Monk joins BNI |
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CCP Falcon
6977

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Posted - 2014.05.07 22:36:00 -
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I can confirm that CCP Xhagen is a big cuddly hunk of muscle! :3
CCP Falcon -á || -á EVE Community Manager -á || -á EVE Illuminati
@CCP_Falcon -á || -á-á@EVE_LiveEvents |
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Knights Armament
State Protectorate Caldari State
236
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Posted - 2014.05.07 22:42:00 -
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Thread locked
Rule 34: Sexually harassment is forbidden Rule:32 Offensive to heterosexual men, which last I checked is how everyone here was born Rule:12 There ain't no rules Rule:6 The Russians are also offended http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OZOdADD5RNs&feature=youtu.be http://evemouthbreathers.blogspot.com/ https://secure.eveonline.com/trial/?invc=29554516-05f9-4eca-a942-32e1701a6569&action=buddy |

Herzog Wolfhammer
Sigma Special Tactics Group
4875
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Posted - 2014.05.07 22:46:00 -
[56] - Quote
We need a new expansion NOW if this is the kind of topic coming up in GD these days.  Bring back DEEEEP Space! |

Kyoko Sakoda
Sakoda Security Services
128
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Posted - 2014.05.07 22:48:00 -
[57] - Quote
I have some ideas about the best CCPer butts, but I would be too embarrassed to tell.  |

Doreen Kaundur
40
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Posted - 2014.05.07 22:50:00 -
[58] - Quote
Herzog Wolfhammer wrote:We need a new expansion NOW if this is the kind of topic coming up in GD these days. 
^this
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Slade Trillgon
Brutor Force Federated
2823
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Posted - 2014.05.07 22:50:00 -
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Knights Armament wrote:Thread locked
Rule 34: Sexual harassment is forbidden Rule:32 Offensive to heterosexual men, which last I checked is how everyone here was born Rule:12 There ain't no rules Rule:6 The Russians are also offended
Troll or moron? Place your bets with me.
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Knights Armament
State Protectorate Caldari State
238
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Posted - 2014.05.07 22:51:00 -
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Slade Trillgon wrote:Knights Armament wrote:Thread locked
Rule 34: Sexual harassment is forbidden Rule:32 Offensive to heterosexual men, which last I checked is how everyone here was born Rule:12 There ain't no rules Rule:6 The Russians are also offended Troll or moron? Place your bets with me.
Mormon http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OZOdADD5RNs&feature=youtu.be http://evemouthbreathers.blogspot.com/ https://secure.eveonline.com/trial/?invc=29554516-05f9-4eca-a942-32e1701a6569&action=buddy |
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Mr M
Sebiestor Tribe
359
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Posted - 2014.05.07 22:56:00 -
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Kyoko Sakoda wrote:I have some ideas about the best CCPer butts, but I would be too embarrassed to tell.  No worries. Next year we will have a male dev butt event during Fanfest were everyone can get together and feel free to share their ideas.
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Jarod Garamonde
Sardaukar Merc Guild General Tso's Alliance
1721
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Posted - 2014.05.07 22:57:00 -
[62] - Quote
Knights Armament wrote:Thread locked
Rule 34: Sexual harassment is forbidden Rule:32 Offensive to heterosexual men, which last I checked is how everyone here was born Rule:12 There ain't no rules Rule:6 The Russians are also offended
Homosexuality isn't a choice. You need to stop listening to the Phelps family. That moment when you realize the crazy lady with all the cats was right... |

Doreen Kaundur
40
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Posted - 2014.05.07 23:01:00 -
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Jarod Garamonde wrote:Knights Armament wrote:Thread locked
Rule 34: Sexual harassment is forbidden Rule:32 Offensive to heterosexual men, which last I checked is how everyone here was born Rule:12 There ain't no rules Rule:6 The Russians are also offended Homosexuality isn't a choice. You need to stop listening to the Phelps family.
Neither is alcoholism, but people get help for that.
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Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
13302
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Posted - 2014.05.07 23:04:00 -
[64] - Quote
Well, this thread took a disturbing turn.
Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings? |

Mr M
Sebiestor Tribe
361
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Posted - 2014.05.07 23:10:00 -
[65] - Quote
Unsuccessful At Everything wrote:
Yeah. Please close it mods.
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Aria Jimbojohnson
University of Caille Gallente Federation
33
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Posted - 2014.05.07 23:25:00 -
[66] - Quote
Herzog Wolfhammer wrote:We need a new expansion NOW if this is the kind of topic coming up in GD these days. 
What do you expect, when we haven't had an actual expansion for years? |

Jur Tissant
Federal Navy Academy Gallente Federation
36
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Posted - 2014.05.07 23:28:00 -
[67] - Quote
*sigh* Can't have a decent conversation about butts anymore without it sparking a flame war. |

Knights Armament
State Protectorate Caldari State
239
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Posted - 2014.05.08 00:18:00 -
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Jur Tissant wrote:*sigh* Can't have a decent conversation about butts anymore without it sparking a flame war. Plenty of willing butts in the french navy I am sure http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OZOdADD5RNs&feature=youtu.be http://evemouthbreathers.blogspot.com/ https://secure.eveonline.com/trial/?invc=29554516-05f9-4eca-a942-32e1701a6569&action=buddy |

ElCholo
Trans-Solar Works Terrible Space Warriors
97
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Posted - 2014.05.08 03:01:00 -
[69] - Quote
Cpt Swagg wrote:I sit behind a computer all day and I'm fit too. Fat got nothing to do with exercise or physical activity. Fat is all about your metabolism which is slow or normal depending on on two things, peace of mind and integrity.
Notice I didn't say fast metabolism, because it doesn't exist. Its whether slow (get fat), or normal (get fit).
Wait, fat has nothing to do with exercise? Do you mean I've been going to the gym four days a week for the last three years, and I actually lost these forty pounds because of my peace of mind and integrity?! Holy ****, someone might want to inform the scientific community! |

Jarod Garamonde
Sardaukar Merc Guild General Tso's Alliance
1722
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Posted - 2014.05.08 03:33:00 -
[70] - Quote
Doreen Kaundur wrote:Jarod Garamonde wrote:Knights Armament wrote:Thread locked
Rule 34: Sexual harassment is forbidden Rule:32 Offensive to heterosexual men, which last I checked is how everyone here was born Rule:12 There ain't no rules Rule:6 The Russians are also offended Homosexuality isn't a choice. You need to stop listening to the Phelps family. Neither is alcoholism, but people get help for that.
I can quit whenever I want!
::slugs down pint glass of rum & coke::
See? I'm quitting long enough to pour another! That moment when you realize the crazy lady with all the cats was right... |
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JC Anderson
State Protectorate Caldari State
1093
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Posted - 2014.05.08 04:30:00 -
[71] - Quote
This thread is solid gold. |

Eugene Kerner
TunDraGon Drunk 'n' Disorderly
1225
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Posted - 2014.05.08 04:35:00 -
[72] - Quote
Knights Armament wrote:Thread locked
Rule 34: Sexual harassment is forbidden Rule:32 Offensive to heterosexual men, which last I checked is how everyone here was born Rule:12 There ain't no rules Rule:6 The Russians are also offended
wat?
Either a troll or a idiot.
TunDraGon is recruiting! "Also, your boobs " -á CCP Eterne, 2012
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Eugene Kerner
TunDraGon Drunk 'n' Disorderly
1225
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Posted - 2014.05.08 04:37:00 -
[73] - Quote
Doreen Kaundur wrote:Jarod Garamonde wrote:Knights Armament wrote:Thread locked
Rule 34: Sexual harassment is forbidden Rule:32 Offensive to heterosexual men, which last I checked is how everyone here was born Rule:12 There ain't no rules Rule:6 The Russians are also offended Homosexuality isn't a choice. You need to stop listening to the Phelps family. Neither is alcoholism, but people get help for that. And you seem to be the even bigger troll...or idiot.
IF something of the two is a choice it is clearly alcoholism. Homosexual dudes are not sick - they do not need help. TunDraGon is recruiting! "Also, your boobs " -á CCP Eterne, 2012
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ElCholo
Trans-Solar Works Terrible Space Warriors
98
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Posted - 2014.05.08 04:44:00 -
[74] - Quote
Eugene Kerner wrote:Doreen Kaundur wrote:Jarod Garamonde wrote:Knights Armament wrote:Thread locked
Rule 34: Sexual harassment is forbidden Rule:32 Offensive to heterosexual men, which last I checked is how everyone here was born Rule:12 There ain't no rules Rule:6 The Russians are also offended Homosexuality isn't a choice. You need to stop listening to the Phelps family. Neither is alcoholism, but people get help for that. And you seem to be the even bigger troll...or idiot. IF something of the two is a choice it is clearly alcoholism. Homosexual dudes are not sick - they do not need help.
What's funny is that if it's a choice to be gay then it is also a choice to be straight. At which point... when did everyone here decide to be straight? What made them make that choice? |

Cat Troll
Systems Federation Coalition of Galactic Unity
464
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Posted - 2014.05.08 06:29:00 -
[75] - Quote
ElCholo wrote:Eugene Kerner wrote:Doreen Kaundur wrote:Jarod Garamonde wrote:Knights Armament wrote:Thread locked
Rule 34: Sexual harassment is forbidden Rule:32 Offensive to heterosexual men, which last I checked is how everyone here was born Rule:12 There ain't no rules Rule:6 The Russians are also offended Homosexuality isn't a choice. You need to stop listening to the Phelps family. Neither is alcoholism, but people get help for that. And you seem to be the even bigger troll...or idiot. IF something of the two is a choice it is clearly alcoholism. Homosexual dudes are not sick - they do not need help. What's funny is that if it's a choice to be gay then it is also a choice to be straight. At which point... when did everyone here decide to be straight? What made them make that choice? Magi... I mean Jovians? Lolwut: "Yes, you kids don't know how lucky you have it. These days noobs get given free tackle ships for PvP but back in the old days the only tackle ships we were given were our pods. We had to use them to bump their rookie ships out of alignment to stop them warping off." |

Dominus Tempus
Forced Euthanasia
30
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Posted - 2014.05.08 06:44:00 -
[76] - Quote
JC Anderson wrote:This thread is solid gold. This thread needs to get locked. |

Grimpak
Shifting Sands Trader Cartel Bleak Horizon Alliance.
1474
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Posted - 2014.05.08 08:52:00 -
[77] - Quote
Dominus Tempus wrote:JC Anderson wrote:This thread is solid gold. This thread needs to get locked. solid gold lock? [img]http://eve-files.com/sig/grimpak[/img]
[quote]The more I know about humans, the more I love animals.[/quote] ain't that right |

Xoria Krint
DOT Inc Darwins Lemmings
97
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Posted - 2014.05.08 11:09:00 -
[78] - Quote
This is what i call a solid thread!
Any man who feels safe in his sexual identity can enjoy some CCP butts. I know I did.
We also saw some quality product placements |

Slade Trillgon
Brutor Force Federated
2829
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Posted - 2014.05.08 11:12:00 -
[79] - Quote
Xoria Krint wrote:This is what i call a solid thread! Any man who feels safe in his sexual identity can enjoy some CCP butts. I know I did. We also saw some quality product placements
Your 'quality product placement' made that picture exponentially more funny.
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Doreen Kaundur
44
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Posted - 2014.05.08 11:24:00 -
[80] - Quote
Eugene Kerner wrote: IF something of the two is a choice it is clearly alcoholism. Homosexual dudes are not sick - they do not need help.
ROFLMAO!!!!!
If you look at the stats for HIV, the two main vectors of contagion are IV drug users and unprotected gay sex. Both of which are reflections of addictions. Gay men are notorious risk takers when it comes to getting sex. Much like heavy drug users are notorious risk takers when geting high.
Now tell me again how "homosexual dudes are not sick - they do not need help."
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Jur Tissant
Federal Navy Academy Gallente Federation
37
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Posted - 2014.05.08 11:40:00 -
[81] - Quote
Dominus Tempus wrote:JC Anderson wrote:This thread is solid gold. This thread needs to get locked.
away in a vault because it's solid gold.
But seriously we need some post removals up in here. |

Doreen Kaundur
44
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Posted - 2014.05.08 11:42:00 -
[82] - Quote
Jur Tissant wrote:Dominus Tempus wrote:JC Anderson wrote:This thread is solid gold. This thread needs to get locked. away in a vault because it's solid gold. But seriously we need some post removals up in here.
Given that Devs have posted in this thread, I think it's very telling of the culture at CCP/Iceland.
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Seven Koskanaiken
The Shadow Plague Fidelas Constans
1226
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Posted - 2014.05.08 11:49:00 -
[83] - Quote
Sir doth protest too much. |

Doreen Kaundur
46
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Posted - 2014.05.08 11:51:00 -
[84] - Quote
Seven Koskanaiken wrote:sir doth protest too much.
Just stating the obvious. The emporer has no clothes, but the politcal-correctness police wont let you see it because it contradicts the fantasy that "it's normal."
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Slade Trillgon
Brutor Force Federated
2829
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Posted - 2014.05.08 12:04:00 -
[85] - Quote
Doreen Kaundur wrote:Eugene Kerner wrote: IF something of the two is a choice it is clearly alcoholism. Homosexual dudes are not sick - they do not need help.
ROFLMAO!!!!! If you look at the stats for HIV, the two main vectors of contagion are IV drug users and unprotected gay sex. Both of which are reflections of addictions. Gay men are notorious risk takers when it comes to getting sex. Much like heavy drug users are notorious risk takers when geting high. Now tell me again how "homosexual dudes are not sick - they do not need help."
The real problem is that their is common belief, due to specific religious beliefs, that condoms are purely for preventing pregnancy when in fact they are much more important for decreasing the risk of transfer of STD's. Due to this belief a good percentage of the homosexual population do not think there is a reason to use condoms, therefore increasing the number of high risk exposures. What is even worse is that the black population has an even greater internal religious stigma against the use of condoms and therefore the black homosexual population has an even greater incidence of the HIV rate of infection.
The population with the one of the most dramatic increases in the rate of HIV infection, in the last two decades, is quite surprisingly the senior population....guess why.
Other than Viagra increasing male participation, the increased incidence of HIV transmission in this population is primarily due to lack of condom use. The lack of use is primarily due to senior women knowing they no longer produce eggs to be fertilized, lack of knowledge of STD's in general, lack of testing due to lack of knowledge, mistaking the symptoms as general signs of the aging process, etc.
EDIT: The above statement primarily relates to the situation in the USA. I am not truly informed on the situation internationally. |

Grimpak
Shifting Sands Trader Cartel Bleak Horizon Alliance.
1476
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Posted - 2014.05.08 12:08:00 -
[86] - Quote
Doreen Kaundur wrote:Seven Koskanaiken wrote:sir doth protest too much. Just stating the obvious. The emporer has no clothes, but the politcal-correctness police wont let you see it because it contradicts the fantasy that "it's normal." still, doth protest too much. [img]http://eve-files.com/sig/grimpak[/img]
[quote]The more I know about humans, the more I love animals.[/quote] ain't that right |

Mr M
Sebiestor Tribe
365
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Posted - 2014.05.08 12:39:00 -
[87] - Quote
This is why we can't have nice things. What started as a perfectly heterosexual male butt appreciation thread somehow took a right turn down Bigotry Avenue and is now speeding towards the brick wall at the end. Male end. Totally heterosexual. No gay agenda.
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Slade Trillgon
Brutor Force Federated
2830
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Posted - 2014.05.08 12:51:00 -
[88] - Quote
Mr M wrote:This is why we can't have nice things. What started as a perfectly heterosexual male butt appreciation thread somehow took a right turn down Bigotry Avenue and is now speeding towards the brick wall at the end. Male end. Totally heterosexual. No gay agenda.
My apologies  |

Victor Andall
Heleneto Holdings
462
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Posted - 2014.05.08 13:22:00 -
[89] - Quote
Backdoor Bandit approves this thread. I just undocked for the first time and someone challenged me to a duel. Wat do? |

Sibyyl
Gallente Federation
768
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Posted - 2014.05.08 13:45:00 -
[90] - Quote
This thread Take solace knowing that even after the sun sets, and your sky is filled with darkness, that the sun is still shining. -D. Entervention Psychotic Monk joins BNI |
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Eugene Kerner
TunDraGon Drunk 'n' Disorderly
1229
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Posted - 2014.05.08 14:26:00 -
[91] - Quote
Thread derailed
Ignorance is something you can choose and many obviously do. TunDraGon is recruiting! "Also, your boobs " -á CCP Eterne, 2012
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Jarod Garamonde
Sardaukar Merc Guild General Tso's Alliance
1725
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Posted - 2014.05.08 18:25:00 -
[92] - Quote
Mr M wrote:This is why we can't have nice things. What started as a perfectly heterosexual male butt appreciation thread somehow took a right turn down Bigotry Avenue and is now speeding towards the brick wall at the end. Male end. Totally heterosexual. No gay agenda.
Don't appease the homophobes. It's not your fault they came in and crapped on your thread.
Even then, it really wasn't THAT bad. If this were other MMO communities, it could have been a lot worse. Seen what goes on at SC? That moment when you realize the crazy lady with all the cats was right... |

Marsha Mallow
516
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Posted - 2014.05.08 18:34:00 -
[93] - Quote
Looks like a normal repressed manlove thread to me.
Continue. TO THE RIPARDMOBILE! |

Doreen Kaundur
59
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Posted - 2014.05.08 18:56:00 -
[94] - Quote
LOL!!!
Oh, the buttsore tears (no pun intended). 
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Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
13331
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Posted - 2014.05.08 18:59:00 -
[95] - Quote
Marsha Mallow wrote:Looks like a normal repressed manlove thread to me.
Continue.
There is a very fine line between Blatant Homophobia and Closet Homo-Eroticism. Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings? |
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ISD Ezwal
ISD Community Communications Liaisons
1300

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Posted - 2014.05.08 19:21:00 -
[96] - Quote
Thread temporarily locked. Give me a moment to get some heavy equipment in here to hoist it back on track. ISD Ezwal Captain Community Communication Liaisons (CCLs) Interstellar Services Department |
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NEONOVUS
Diabolically Sexy Eureka-Secret Science R Us
841
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Posted - 2014.05.08 20:35:00 -
[97] - Quote
I need to better asses the assets at fanfest next year Went to the phallological museum instead of EVE of destruction I now know it was a fallacy |

Jarod Garamonde
Sardaukar Merc Guild General Tso's Alliance
1725
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Posted - 2014.05.08 21:05:00 -
[98] - Quote
ISD Ezwal wrote:I have removed some rule breaking posts and those quoting them. As always I let some edge cases stay. Please people, keep it on topic and above all civil!
WOOT! Homophobes have no place in New Eden! :) That moment when you realize the crazy lady with all the cats was right... |

Mr M
Sebiestor Tribe
368
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Posted - 2014.05.08 21:33:00 -
[99] - Quote
NEONOVUS wrote:I need to better asses the assets at fanfest next year Went to the phallological museum instead of EVE of destruction I now know it was a fallacy
Stupid forum ate my post
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ISD Ezwal
ISD Community Communications Liaisons
1305

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Posted - 2014.05.08 21:48:00 -
[100] - Quote
Jarod Garamonde wrote:ISD Ezwal wrote:I have removed some rule breaking posts and those quoting them. As always I let some edge cases stay. Please people, keep it on topic and above all civil!
WOOT! Homophobes have no place in New Eden! :) Nope. Nor do any kind of -phobes for that matter. Especially not on the forum.
ISD Ezwal Captain Community Communication Liaisons (CCLs) Interstellar Services Department |
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Norian Rever
Pator Tech School Minmatar Republic
1
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Posted - 2014.05.08 22:06:00 -
[101] - Quote
get a life. |

Knights Armament
State Protectorate Caldari State
242
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Posted - 2014.05.08 23:57:00 -
[102] - Quote
QQ tears of the mentally challenged are the best tears http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OZOdADD5RNs&feature=youtu.be http://evemouthbreathers.blogspot.com/ https://secure.eveonline.com/trial/?invc=29554516-05f9-4eca-a942-32e1701a6569&action=buddy |

Vortexo VonBrenner
Tadakastu-Obata Corporation The Honda Accord
1238
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Posted - 2014.05.09 00:21:00 -
[103] - Quote
This thread is just aching to be filled with stupid puns.
upcoming Devblog - Spaceships, Fun, and Steel Buns: Workout Routines of CCP Employees I'm sure they're all fighting over who gets to write it.
I'm listening to-áBj+¦rk, playing EVE, eating fishsticks, and I'm cold....this is immersion gaming. |

Slade Trillgon
Brutor Force Federated
2831
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Posted - 2014.05.09 00:34:00 -
[104] - Quote
Sorry for my rants Ezwal  |

Herzog Wolfhammer
Sigma Special Tactics Group
4878
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Posted - 2014.05.09 02:26:00 -
[105] - Quote
Alright guys, we gotta kill this thread somehow....
maybe if we started linking pics of our own butts Bring back DEEEEP Space! |

Aspalis
Red Federation RvB - RED Federation
889
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Posted - 2014.05.09 03:55:00 -
[106] - Quote
Herzog Wolfhammer wrote:Alright guys, we gotta kill this thread somehow....
maybe if we started linking pics of our own butts
That would certainly end its misery. |

JC Anderson
State Protectorate Caldari State
1097
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Posted - 2014.05.09 06:32:00 -
[107] - Quote
Aspalis wrote:Herzog Wolfhammer wrote:Alright guys, we gotta kill this thread somehow....
maybe if we started linking pics of our own butts That would certainly end its misery.
Harm don't be so sure of that. It could very well add fuel to it instead. |

Sibyyl
Gallente Federation
777
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Posted - 2014.05.09 06:37:00 -
[108] - Quote
I see some cheeky posts were assassinated, butt this shouldn't stop us from making bootyful GD magic together. Take solace knowing that even after the sun sets, and your sky is filled with darkness, that the sun is still shining. -D. Entervention Psychotic Monk joins BNI |

Andreus Ixiris
Duty.
4626
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Posted - 2014.05.09 07:04:00 -
[109] - Quote
I appreciate CCP Falcon's butt.  Mane 614
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Jarod Garamonde
Sardaukar Merc Guild General Tso's Alliance
1726
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Posted - 2014.05.09 07:07:00 -
[110] - Quote
ISD Ezwal wrote:Jarod Garamonde wrote:ISD Ezwal wrote:I have removed some rule breaking posts and those quoting them. As always I let some edge cases stay. Please people, keep it on topic and above all civil!
WOOT! Homophobes have no place in New Eden! :) Nope. Nor do any kind of -phobes for that matter. Especially not on the forum.
But, surely Joveophobes are welcome..... considering the database was recently wiped clean of nearly every reference to them... :p That moment when you realize the crazy lady with all the cats was right... |
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Sibyyl
Gallente Federation
781
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Posted - 2014.05.09 07:25:00 -
[111] - Quote
Jarod Garamonde wrote:But, surely Joveophobes are welcome..... considering the database was recently wiped clean of nearly every reference to them... :p But if Jovians were normal, they would still be in the database. Being a Jovian is a personal choice not a natural condition at birth, and obviously they chose incorrectly. Take solace knowing that even after the sun sets, and your sky is filled with darkness, that the sun is still shining. -D. Entervention Psychotic Monk joins BNI |

Vortexo VonBrenner
Tadakastu-Obata Corporation The Honda Accord
1245
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Posted - 2014.05.11 06:36:00 -
[112] - Quote
When CCP said they'd like to do more modeling, I think they meant of the ships in their game and not the strut it on a catwalk kind of modeling.
...What? Oh, you thought you had seen the end of the subject?
I'm listening to-áBj+¦rk, playing EVE, eating fishsticks, and I'm cold....this is immersion gaming. |

Liafcipe9000
Critically Preposterous
20038
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Posted - 2014.05.11 13:04:00 -
[113] - Quote
JC Anderson wrote:This thread is solid gold. but will it blend? Frostys Virpio > CCP: Continously Crying Playerbase
I like to gank it, gank it!
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Liafcipe9000
Critically Preposterous
20038
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Posted - 2014.05.11 13:06:00 -
[114] - Quote
Jarod Garamonde wrote:But, surely Joveophobes are welcome..... considering the database was recently wiped clean of nearly every reference to them... :p was there any chronicle chronicling their disappearance? I don't follow the chronicles so yeah... Frostys Virpio > CCP: Continously Crying Playerbase
I like to gank it, gank it!
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BuckStrider
Nano-Tech Experiments
271
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Posted - 2014.05.11 14:44:00 -
[115] - Quote
Oh My
Mine smart. Mine safe. Purchase your mining permit today...... www.minerbumping.com |

rswfire
178
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Posted - 2014.05.12 01:19:00 -
[116] - Quote
I now regret not tuning in to watch this, haha.
I also regret not having your perfectly awesome name. xD About Us .|. Facebook .|. Google+ .|. Steam .|. Twitter .|. Youtube |
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