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Deb Loblaw
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Posted - 2006.05.25 06:18:00 -
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I think it's obvious from the fact that the devs have named their new group BoB, Band of Blobbers as their tacit recognitin that they're all members of BoB and thus supplying them with leet haxxors that allow them to win at everything.
I'd like to thank them for making this public finally so that all the rumor-mongering can end.
I mean, we all know that BoB always wins because of dev intervention. It's not like their victories could have anything to do with sound tactics, teamwork and skilled FCs. No, that couldn't possibly be the reason for their success.
On COMPLETELY unrelated note, I'd like to take this time to announce the availability of my new T2 Tinfoil Hats(TM). These are much better than BoB's tinfoil hats and are available at all the hubs, ISS outposts, and 0.0 NPC stations via escrow. My T2 Tinfoil Hats(TM) are easy to equip and guaranteed to render the user invulnerable to the mightiest lag cannon, Safespotbuster, Smurgleblaster, ISD-wielded spork, super-adrenalized ninja-hamster, Wrangler's noxious crotch odor, and even the dreaded Ibis of Doom.
If you would like to purchase one or more T2 Tinfoil Hats(TM) please send me 20 million ISK per hat with a reason stating how many hats you would like to purchase and the station at which you would like it/them escrowed. Deals are available for bulk orders.
Don't let the devs get you. ACT NOW!
Thank you. Good night and good luck.
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Brutor Shaun
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Posted - 2006.05.25 06:20:00 -
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Where's the film???? This is just a scam to sell tinfoil hats!!!!! 
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Nukeitall
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Posted - 2006.05.25 06:20:00 -
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--------- >>Disclaimer: Anything Nukeitall says is not to be taken seriously. Mostly. |

Lorth
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Posted - 2006.05.25 06:24:00 -
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You know the sad thing is, I really think some people believe that GM/ISD/DEV's/Santa are activly boosting BOB in game.
Come on, your talking about someone risking thier real life job to win at a computer game. Would you do it? Would you even think about it? Answer these questions honestly, and I think you'll figure out how much help BOB gets.
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kieron

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Posted - 2006.05.25 06:30:00 -
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I do have to ask, where did you get the T2 Tin-Foil Hat BP? 
kieron Community Manager, EVE Online |
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Seleene
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Posted - 2006.05.25 06:33:00 -
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Edited by: Seleene on 25/05/2006 06:34:46
Originally by: kieron I do have to ask, where did you get the T2 Tin-Foil Hat BP? 
I've started making copies. Want one? 
EDIT - the OP's hats are fakes and nothing like the quality of the well-known and most effective MC Tin Foil Hats. We guarantee them to block at least 98% of all Evil Plots and Dastardly Plans.
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History of the MC movie! |

Lorth
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Posted - 2006.05.25 06:41:00 -
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Edited by: Lorth on 25/05/2006 06:40:51
Originally by: Seleene
EDIT - the OP's hats are fakes and nothing like the quality of the well-known and most effective MC Tin Foil Hats. We guarantee them to block at least 98% of all Evil Plots and Dastardly Plans.
I've got mine, works like a charm, I havn't heard the voices in days.
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Deb Loblaw
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Posted - 2006.05.25 06:42:00 -
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Originally by: kieron I do have to ask, where did you get the T2 Tin-Foil Hat BP? 
From one of the devs in BoB, of course. And it was most definitely not TomB. No, not TomB at all.
And while the MC's Tinfoil hats may be good, they have no listed defense against the Smurgleblaster nor the dreaded Ibis of Doom.
Don't fall for Seleene's rhetoric. My T2 Tinfoil Hats(TM) are much better. Buy one now before it's too late!
As a special offer, you can now partake of a special two-for-one offer. Buy two T2 Tinfoil Hats(TM) now for a mere 20 million ISK! This offer expires at DT Friday, May 26. Act now! You'll be thankful later!
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Seleene
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Posted - 2006.05.25 06:53:00 -
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Originally by: Deb Loblaw
Originally by: kieron I do have to ask, where did you get the T2 Tin-Foil Hat BP? 
From one of the devs in BoB, of course. And it was most definitely not TomB. No, not TomB at all.
And while the MC's Tinfoil hats may be good, they have no listed defense against the Smurgleblaster nor the dreaded Ibis of Doom.
Don't fall for Seleene's rhetoric. My T2 Tinfoil Hats(TM) are much better. Buy one now before it's too late!
As a special offer, you can now partake of a special two-for-one offer. Buy two T2 Tinfoil Hats(TM) now for a mere 20 million ISK! This offer expires at DT Friday, May 26. Act now! You'll be thankful later!
*sputters incoherently*
OMG, LIES!!!
It's a proven fact that the Smurgleblaster is nothing more than fiction!! If you have an MC T2 Tin Foil Hat, you would know this!! MC T2 Tin Foil Hats are immune even to Dev Blogs!! Rod Blaine is one of our best customers!
The Dreaded Ibis of Doom may be real, but you need a MC T2 Tin Foil Hat to even fly it. Didn't they tell you? Ah-HA!!
I don't take kindly to you peddling your mediocre wares for inflated prices!!
New offer - anyone who buys one of these fake hats can bring it in to any MC office and exchange it for a certified MC T2 Tin Foil Hat. We won't tell anyone of your mistake and we will properly dispose of this sub-standard technology.
You want only the best!! MC T2 Tin Foil Hats 4TW!!
*presses secret button*
*If you are currently wearing an MC T2 Tin Foil Hat, you now have a sudden urge to war dec this charlatan.*

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Dinique
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Posted - 2006.05.25 06:57:00 -
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On a related note, I declare the Discworld MUD the best game ever for actually having tin-foil hats that you can wear and that protects you from scrying.
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Red Ochre
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Posted - 2006.05.25 07:16:00 -
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Originally by: Deb Loblaw
Originally by: kieron I do have to ask, where did you get the T2 Tin-Foil Hat BP? 
From one of the devs in BoB, of course. And it was most definitely not TomB. No, not TomB at all.
And while the MC's Tinfoil hats may be good, they have no listed defense against the Smurgleblaster nor the dreaded Ibis of Doom.
Don't fall for Seleene's rhetoric. My T2 Tinfoil Hats(TM) are much better. Buy one now before it's too late!
As a special offer, you can now partake of a special two-for-one offer. Buy two T2 Tinfoil Hats(TM) now for a mere 20 million ISK! This offer expires at DT Friday, May 26. Act now! You'll be thankful later!
Tin foil hats............pfffft
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Ellohem
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Posted - 2006.05.25 07:25:00 -
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I'm scared
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kieron

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Posted - 2006.05.25 07:36:00 -
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I suppose this would be a bad time to talk about the Jovian Tin-Foil Hat BPo the Band of Bloggers just started making runs off? Why settle for a T2 Tin-Foil hat when you can have certified Jovian Technology, guarenteed to be exceed T5 standards!
Not only are the Jovian Tin-Foil Hats proof against the dreaded smurgleblaster and Ibis of Doom, they protect against 99.99% of the posts made by the [23], AND bludgeoning attempts with the Pax Amarria!
kieron Community Manager, EVE Online |
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SengH
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Posted - 2006.05.25 07:38:00 -
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Originally by: kieron I suppose this would be a bad time to talk about the Jovian Tin-Foil Hat BPo the Band of Bloggers just started making runs off? Why settle for a T2 Tin-Foil hat when you can have certified Jovian Technology, guarenteed to be exceed T5 standards!
Not only are the Jovian Tin-Foil Hats proof against the dreaded smurgleblaster and Ibis of Doom, they protect against 99.99% of the posts made by the [23], AND bludgeoning attempts with the Pax Amarria!
errh wouldnt faraday cages work better instead of tinfoil hats? Or is that comming soon(tm) with kali.
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Mystiel Raleigh
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Posted - 2006.05.25 07:39:00 -
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Originally by: Nukeitall
This isn't getting enough love.
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Ly'sol
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Posted - 2006.05.25 07:43:00 -
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Originally by: kieron I do have to ask, where did you get the T2 Tin-Foil Hat BP? 
<blinks> what!
<right click, delete blueprint original>
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Kaemonn

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Posted - 2006.05.25 07:47:00 -
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Ill take a bulk order of 100 please. Please escrow them to my BoB alt Sir M...Uhhh....to me is fine. *hands OP 1 '(un)lock one thread free card' as payment*
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Novarei
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Posted - 2006.05.25 07:48:00 -
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Tinfoil hats are bugged ingame, there is no skill to be able to use them!
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Tiuwaz
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Posted - 2006.05.25 07:51:00 -
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Originally by: Nukeitall
<3
Originally by: Oveur ****! Lets nerf it!
To the nerfmobile!
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Seleene
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Posted - 2006.05.25 07:58:00 -
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Originally by: kieron I suppose this would be a bad time to talk about the Jovian Tin-Foil Hat BPo the Band of Bloggers just started making runs off? Why settle for a T2 Tin-Foil hat when you can have certified Jovian Technology, guarenteed to be exceed T5 standards!
Not only are the Jovian Tin-Foil Hats proof against the dreaded smurgleblaster and Ibis of Doom, they protect against 99.99% of the posts made by the [23], AND bludgeoning attempts with the Pax Amarria!
Damn GM HAX!!     
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Jenny Spitfire
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Posted - 2006.05.25 07:59:00 -
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Originally by: kieron I suppose this would be a bad time to talk about the Jovian Tin-Foil Hat BPo the Band of Bloggers just started making runs off? Why settle for a T2 Tin-Foil hat when you can have certified Jovian Technology, guarenteed to be exceed T5 standards!
Not only are the Jovian Tin-Foil Hats proof against the dreaded smurgleblaster and Ibis of Doom, they protect against 99.99% of the posts made by the [23], AND bludgeoning attempts with the Pax Amarria!
I love Pax Amarria, there isnt anything wrong about it.  ---------------- RecruitMe@NOINT!
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Andrue
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Posted - 2006.05.25 08:06:00 -
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Edited by: Andrue on 25/05/2006 08:06:16 I was in BoB once and all I got was this  -- (Battle hardened miner)
[Brackley, UK]
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Balazs Simon
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Posted - 2006.05.25 08:11:00 -
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Originally by: Jenny Spitfire
Originally by: kieron I suppose this would be a bad time to talk about the Jovian Tin-Foil Hat BPo the Band of Bloggers just started making runs off? Why settle for a T2 Tin-Foil hat when you can have certified Jovian Technology, guarenteed to be exceed T5 standards!
Not only are the Jovian Tin-Foil Hats proof against the dreaded smurgleblaster and Ibis of Doom, they protect against 99.99% of the posts made by the [23], AND bludgeoning attempts with the Pax Amarria!
I love Pax Amarria, there isnt anything wrong about it. 
This is waht they want your belive... don't get fooled, buy tinfoil hat now! - POST WITH YOUR MAIN!
New sig coming soon...
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Grainsalt
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Posted - 2006.05.25 08:28:00 -
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Originally by: kieron I do have to ask, where did you get the T2 Tin-Foil Hat BP? 
From me....
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For T2 Tinfoil Hats, contact Grainsalt ingame.
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Grimpak
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Posted - 2006.05.25 08:29:00 -
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Originally by: Deb Loblaw I think it's obvious from the fact that the devs have named their new group BoB, Band of Blobbers as their tacit recognitin that they're all members of BoB and thus supplying them with leet haxxors that allow them to win at everything.
I'd like to thank them for making this public finally so that all the rumor-mongering can end.
I mean, we all know that BoB always wins because of dev intervention. It's not like their victories could have anything to do with sound tactics, teamwork and skilled FCs. No, that couldn't possibly be the reason for their success.
On COMPLETELY unrelated note, I'd like to take this time to announce the availability of my new T2 Tinfoil Hats(TM). These are much better than BoB's tinfoil hats and are available at all the hubs, ISS outposts, and 0.0 NPC stations via escrow. My T2 Tinfoil Hats(TM) are easy to equip and guaranteed to render the user invulnerable to the mightiest lag cannon, Safespotbuster, Smurgleblaster, ISD-wielded spork, super-adrenalized ninja-hamster, Wrangler's noxious crotch odor, and even the dreaded Ibis of Doom.
If you would like to purchase one or more T2 Tinfoil Hats(TM) please send me 20 million ISK per hat with a reason stating how many hats you would like to purchase and the station at which you would like it/them escrowed. Deals are available for bulk orders.
Don't let the devs get you. ACT NOW!
Thank you. Good night and good luck.
zOMG WES ARE LE SCARRED! RUN FO TEH HILLZ! -------
Originally by: Abdalion
Originally by: Jebidus Skari What, in EVE, is a Tyrant?
Me. Especially when it comes to troll threads.
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Feyt
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Posted - 2006.05.25 08:30:00 -
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Sorry to raise this old festering question again, but these tin foil hats your selling...... are they shiney side up or down? and do they come in a range of catching summer floral prints?
Need a reply asap as my pet hamster is on his way back from karaoke and he'll murder my grandma if he finds me online when he gets here.
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Crumplecorn
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Posted - 2006.05.25 08:30:00 -
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Originally by: Nukeitall
Greatest Post Ever. Anywhere. You are the man. ---------- Sorry but that link contains nawty language. -wystler "Discussing moderation is not allowed" - Ivan K "Ranting is prohibited" - Teblin
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chillz
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Posted - 2006.05.25 08:37:00 -
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I think it's disgusting. Have you looked at the build requirements for the T2 Tin-foil hats. You must be making a bazillion ISK in profit. OMGHAXORITSNOTFAIR!!!
Boycott hats now. ----------------------------------- A gun and a packet of sandwiches.
"When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro." - Hunter S Thompson
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Crumplecorn
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Posted - 2006.05.25 08:44:00 -
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HAT prices are too high. Release more HAT BPOs. ---------- Sorry but that link contains nawty language. -wystler "Discussing moderation is not allowed" - Ivan K "Ranting is prohibited" - Teblin
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Ellohem
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Posted - 2006.05.25 08:49:00 -
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Edited by: Ellohem on 25/05/2006 08:50:14 i blame Grimpak...
and i'm still scared...
Group hug
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