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Adraun Lorestalker
Pegasus Mining Korp
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Posted - 2011.11.16 14:36:00 -
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Thats right, time to ressurect my old game of You might be a EVE Gamer If.....
Its simple create your best eve gamer if phrase and post it here and see how many laughs you get . Have multiple. Post em all. Goal here is to get as many people laughing at our 1337ness as we can.
You might be a eve gamer if.... You have a blowup doll of your avatar.
You might be a eve gamer if.... You have your character name tattooed on your body.
You might be a eve gamer if.... you have ever told someone IRL you will POD them.
You might be a eve gamer if.... that person knew what you were talking about.
You might be a eve gamer if.... when you see mountains you wonder what type of roid it is.
You might be a eve gamer if.... you ever collected corpses o show how manly you are.
You might be a eve gamer if.... you create a post about being a eve gamer (DOH)
You might be a eve gamer if....youve ever spent 36 hours awake to Gate Camp.
You might be a eve gamer if...." 72 hours to Gate Camp
..... there are alot of good ones to come i feel it in my pulse lasers :) |
Destiny Corrupted
Deadly Viper Kitten Mitten Sewing Company
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Posted - 2011.11.16 14:40:00 -
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You have terrible spelling and grammar. |
Adraun Lorestalker
Pegasus Mining Korp
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Posted - 2011.11.16 14:43:00 -
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Destiny Corrupted wrote:You have terrible spelling and grammar.
WOOT!!! our first troll . Lets all look at my spelling and grammar and
You might be a Eve Gamer if.... Your spelling and grammar blow donkey balls |
Velicitia
Open Designs
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Posted - 2011.11.16 14:47:00 -
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you might be an eve gamer if ... you tattoo "Veldspar" on your arm (hi Chribba!  )
you might be an eve gamer if ... you tell your co-workers to "fly safe" when you're leaving for the day. |
boseo
Azure Horizon
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Posted - 2011.11.16 14:51:00 -
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here is a try:
You might be a eve gamer if.... if you spend more time on the eve o forums than any other site.
You might be a eve gamer if....you wake up to a car alarm and think you have gone into armour/hull.
You might be a eve gamer if.... tried 'bumping' traffic when trying to get somewhere.
You might be a eve gamer if.... complain your car won't go into warp.
You might be a eve gamer if.... describe lorries (trucks) as care bears.
You might be a eve gamer if.... instead of saying "I'm going to the shops" you say "I'm going to Jita"
Sorry but file Gǣforumsig.GIFGǥ is currently unavailable please come back laterGǪGǪ like in a year or so.
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Digital Messiah
Heroic Era
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Posted - 2011.11.16 14:55:00 -
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You might be an EVE gamer if... You have contributed to more than one of these already.
You might be an EVE gamer if... You plan a degree with the certificate system.
"Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn" |
Ciar Meara
Virtus Vindice
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Posted - 2011.11.16 14:59:00 -
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if you try to spin screenshots...repeatedly
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[yellow]English only please. Zymurgist[/yellow] |
Komen
Capital Enrichment Services
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Posted - 2011.11.16 15:01:00 -
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Ciar Meara wrote:if you try to spin screenshots...repeatedly
Also youtube.
You might be an Eve gamer (of long standing) if... you've lost count of the number of previous times you've seen this thread.
You might be an Eve gamer if... your friends in real life are no longer friends because you won't shut up about that goddamn spaceship game. >_> |
boseo
Azure Horizon
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Posted - 2011.11.16 15:05:00 -
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Komen wrote:
You might be an Eve gamer if... your friends in real life are no longer friends because you won't shut up about that goddamn spaceship game. >_>
or even
You might be an Eve gamer if... If your friends are people who fly in spaceships. 
Sorry but file Gǣforumsig.GIFGǥ is currently unavailable please come back laterGǪGǪ like in a year or so.
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Abdiel Kavash
Paladin Order
Fidelas Constans
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Posted - 2011.11.16 15:07:00 -
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...you refer to the group you're hanging out with as "fleet"
...you refer to your money as ISK (and you don't live in Iceland)
...you refer to school as "training"
...you do not trust people around you thinking they could be a scammer or a spy |
carnivore2k4
PROJECT DEEPSPACE
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Posted - 2011.11.16 15:07:00 -
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Adraun Lorestalker wrote:
You might be a eve gamer if....youve ever spent 36 hours awake to Gate Camp.
You might be a eve gamer if...." 72 hours to Gate Camp
Sorry, but those two make absolutely no sense. You can always sleep during downtime. 
When I was swimming recently, I caught myself referring to the non-swimming area as 'hi-sec'. |
Destru Kaneda
CTRL-Q
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Posted - 2011.11.16 15:16:00 -
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You might be an EVE gamer if.... You got into a fight and was disappointed you didn't get a killmail.
Music for robots, hackers, pirates, geeks and miscellaneous nerds. |
Adraun Lorestalker
Pegasus Mining Korp
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Posted - 2011.11.16 15:19:00 -
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nah downtime is get on the test server and shoot **** time |
WuMaTih
League of Gentlemen
Intrepid Crossing
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Posted - 2011.11.16 15:22:00 -
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You might be a eve gamer if.... you hit your push to talk button while on the phone at your computer. |
Jint Hikaru
OffWorld Exploration Inc
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Posted - 2011.11.16 15:30:00 -
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Adraun Lorestalker wrote:Destiny Corrupted wrote:You have terrible spelling and grammar. WOOT!!! our first troll . Lets all look at my spelling and grammar and You might be a Eve Gamer if.... Your spelling and grammar blow donkey balls
It's 'AN'... an Eve gamer..... AN, its a two letter word.
Jint Hikaru - Miner / Salvager / Explorer / SpaceBum
In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move. |
War Kitten
Panda McLegion
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Posted - 2011.11.16 15:30:00 -
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It's an old one but, I thought it just this morning while pulling to the side of the road...
You might be an EVE player if when you see police lights flashing, you think "Someone's gonna get CONCORDOKKEN!"
This is my signature.-á There are many others like it, but this one is mine. |
Adraun Lorestalker
Pegasus Mining Korp
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Posted - 2011.11.16 15:33:00 -
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Jint Hikaru wrote:Adraun Lorestalker wrote:Destiny Corrupted wrote:You have terrible spelling and grammar. WOOT!!! our first troll . Lets all look at my spelling and grammar and You might be a Eve Gamer if.... Your spelling and grammar blow donkey balls It's 'AN'... an Eve gamer..... AN, its a two letter word.
Woot troll # 2. Lets congratulate our trolls for this next one.
You might be A, yes A, Eve Gamer if... You troll EVE forums to pick on grammar and spelling LMAO
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IGNATIUS HOOD
Zephyr Corp
V.A.S.T.
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Posted - 2011.11.16 15:41:00 -
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Ciar Meara wrote:if you try to spin screenshots...repeatedly
So glad I'm not the only one who does this!
You might be an Eve Gamer if you have a nervous twitch that requires you to hit a 'button' every few seconds to D-scann even at work or asleep. |
Adraun Lorestalker
Pegasus Mining Korp
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Posted - 2011.11.16 15:42:00 -
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IGNATIUS HOOD wrote:Ciar Meara wrote:if you try to spin screenshots...repeatedly So glad I'm not the only one who does this! You might be an Eve Gamer if you have a nervous twitch that requires you to hit a 'button' every few seconds to D-scann even at work or asleep.
amen to both.. d scann is my friend |
Ann133566
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
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Posted - 2011.11.16 15:46:00 -
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you might be an eve gamer if... You delibrately crash your truck into a shop and still expect your insurace to be paid
you might be an eve gamer if.... when you scan area for hostiles every 3 seconds
you might be an eve gamer if.... you think the cold-war is still being fought
you might be an eve gamer if.... you refuse to talk to anyone in case u give away your location
you might be an eve gamer if... try to adjust the camera angle in EVE youtube videos |
Adraun Lorestalker
Pegasus Mining Korp
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Posted - 2011.11.16 16:03:00 -
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Oh
You might be a Eve Gamer if.. you are proud of how many Likes you have in the forums.
You might be a Eve Gamer if.. you wonder why there isnt a dislike button. |
Satav
Latinum Exports
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Posted - 2011.11.16 16:05:00 -
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if you spend more time playing eve than working and sleeping combined.
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"Your Erebus is docked? How the hell did that happen?" "It took a look of grease and pushing....." |
boseo
Azure Horizon
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Posted - 2011.11.16 17:00:00 -
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Abdiel Kavash wrote:
...you do not trust people around you thinking they could be a scammer or a spy
I did that before eve.... I blame where I grew up.
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Hans Jagerblitzen
Autocannons Anonymous
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Posted - 2011.11.16 17:42:00 -
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You might be an Eve Gamer if you spreadsheet every single transaction for your lucrative space business but complain about PLEX prices eating into your profits because you dont balance your checkbook in RL and can never seem to find the $15.00 for an account. |
Nova Fox
Novafox Shipyards
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Posted - 2011.11.16 17:46:00 -
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Ciar Meara wrote:if you try to spin screenshots...repeatedly
How many times have I done this i cannot count.
You might be a Eve players if ....
You make an excel sheet 4 pages long just to see if youll break profit on ship construction.
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Landrae
Blood Angel Asylum
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Posted - 2011.11.16 18:01:00 -
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You might be a eve gamer if.... your girlfriend screams "THERE'S A RAT IN THE BATHROOM!" and you ask "What faction?"
Apple was going to make a smaller version of the iPod touch for kids, until they realized that " iTouch Kids " wouldn't be an appropriate name. |
Skippermonkey
Tactical Knightmare
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Posted - 2011.11.16 18:08:00 -
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you might have spent too much time indoors if you think threads like this are funny and/or entertaining |
Antal Marius
Allied Operations
Jokers Wild.
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Posted - 2011.11.16 20:56:00 -
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Nova Fox wrote:Ciar Meara wrote:if you try to spin screenshots...repeatedly How many times have I done this i cannot count. You might be an Eve player if .... You make an excel sheet 4 pages long just to see if youll break profit on ship construction.
I've got that kinda sheet for everything, almost done with tier 3 BCs and started on the fuel blocks
Landrae wrote:You might be an eve gamer if.... your girlfriend screams "THERE'S A RAT IN THE BATHROOM!" and you ask "What faction?"
Umm I wan't suppose to do that?
You might be an Eve gamer if.....
You think "someone needs to get tackle on him" while playing a completely unrelated game
Also, telling the people I work with to "fly safe" is because I work around pilots, so does that make me an even bigger gamer? |
Mehrdad Kor-Azor
Viziam
Amarr Empire
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Posted - 2011.11.16 21:00:00 -
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You might be an EVE player if... you look for implants in your eggs in the morning. |
Denidil
The Graduates
Morsus Mihi
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Posted - 2011.11.16 21:15:00 -
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You might be an EVE player if.... you get several of your coworkers to start playing again.
/one of them hadn't played since 2003!
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