Oh, this is going to be good.

i like the portrait lol

i like the portrait lol

McMorris where do you think this plan/thing can succeed? Hundreds have failed before you.. And someone has already linked you to sketchy isk practices as well...

Our ethical and co-operative ethos is what will allow this fund to go where many others have failed to go before.

Dozens of people already have accounts, so by my books - this project is already a success!

During these first few months, we're going to have to work really hard to prove all of the sceptics wrong.

I see you deleted the page on your website, good thing I mirrored it .

http://www.freezepage.com/1400941292KBMRFFXKCR

I see you deleted the page on your website, good thing I mirrored it .

http://www.freezepage.com/1400941292KBMRFFXKCR

Why are you guys trying to connect the doubling service of a random user 'Akaasha' to myself.

Hundreds of people are now benefiting from the fund - stop being so selfi thsh and allow people embrace it.

I urge you to try this service for yourself then Ms. Norn - at least give me the chance to prove you wrong.

Prove me wrong by providing some evidence, answering some questions or just being honest, rather than continuing to beg for money.

this guy looks too good to be a scammer

The burden of proof always rests on the prosecution.

His char looks like is having trouble pushing it out on the toilet ....

Despite 2 weeks not even passed yet, McMorris let me withdraw my deposit WITH interest.

Honestly, this is seems like a good place to put your money guys. I'll be aiming for the premium bond once I've spent some more time grinding FW.

I pledge 20b

Sorry to burst the bubbles of you guys, but Mr.McMorris's Mutual Fund has exceptional helped me out by an exceptional number. Being a newbro is pretty hard but by investing what little I could scrape together in the first month I'm being set up for weeks to come. Not two days ago I received my first payment of exactly 281,600,000Isk. Saved so much time mining and got me sorted for a long while now. Feel free to proclaim him as a "scammer" or whatever, and maybe I'm just naive, but it's been going great so far.

Despite 2 weeks not even passed yet, McMorris let me withdraw my deposit WITH interest.

Honestly, this is seems like a good place to put your money guys. I'll be aiming for the premium bond once I've spent some more time grinding FW.

I urge you to try this service for yourself then Ms. Norn - at least give me the chance to prove you wrong.

Sorry to burst the bubbles of you guys, but Mr.McMorris's Mutual Fund has exceptional helped me out by an exceptional number. Being a newbro is pretty hard but by investing what little I could scrape together in the first month I'm being set up for weeks to come. Not two days ago I received my first payment of exactly 281,600,000Isk. Saved so much time mining and got me sorted for a long while now. Feel free to proclaim him as a "scammer" or whatever, and maybe I'm just naive, but it's been going great so far.

Good to hear more success stories. There's never been a better time to invest in EVE's most ethical community fund!

The well-informed players don't fall for my scams.

Sorry to burst the bubbles of you guys, but Mr.McMorris's Mutual Fund has exceptional helped me out by an exceptional number. Being a newbro is pretty hard but by investing what little I could scrape together in the first month I'm being set up for weeks to come. Not two days ago I received my first payment of exactly 281,600,000Isk. Saved so much time mining and got me sorted for a long while now. Feel free to proclaim him as a "scammer" or whatever, and maybe I'm just naive, but it's been going great so far.

Good to hear more success stories. There's never been a better time to invest in EVE's most ethical community fund!

Despite 2 weeks not even passed yet, McMorris let me withdraw my deposit WITH interest.

Honestly, this is seems like a good place to put your money guys. I'll be aiming for the premium bond once I've spent some more time grinding FW.

We didn't fail the audit, the auditor failed us. We'll be searching for a new neutral party to present evidence to the EVE community.

We ... us... We'll ...

We ... us... We'll ...

He still has a great avatar.

I'm glad a read this thread before I dropped 10 billion isk into this scammer. I have proof this is nothing more than a scam.


The whole thing is a sham, do not invest in this creeper.

Not empty quoting.

sup
From: Governor McMorris
To: Scooter McCabe
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Sup Scooty,

Tell you what, here's an offer you can't refuse.

If you stop derailing my thread and instead tell people about how you made a sucessful investment, I'll give you a 10% cut in all future investments.

Let me know what you think

You're not ISD Ezwal

Projects for next week:
- 27 billion ISK in total held capital.
- First major withdrawals will be seen, as only unofficial withdrawals were made over the last 7 days since the bi-weekly period was not complete.

Projects for next week:
What is the difference between official and unofficial withdrawals?

Just so we're on the same page here, when you say website, is this the same website that you used for your isk doubling services previously pointed out by detective Norn?

Shooting one's self in the foot doesn't even begin to do justice to OP's failed scam. Curious for those who accessed his wallet transactions, were there any actual donations from non-alts?

Yes

I am not a rich player. I don't make enough ISK in game to pay for my account, so I have to pay real money. This bank offers to pay a 20% monthly return. I am thinking if I buy 5 plex, sell them for ISK, and invest it all here then I should get enough back each month to pay for a plex, which I could use to pay for my account. Or to allow for future increase in plex price, and months with more than 30 days, and to have some extra spending ISK each month, maybe I could do it with 6 - 8 plex. It would be a lot of money for me to pay up front, but it should cover my account costs forever.

The problem is that it just sounds too good to be true. Am I being too skeptical?

McMorris Inc. is EVE's most sustainable and profitable investment bank.

Am I being too skeptical?

Read the whole thread.

Am I being too skeptical?

I am not a rich player. I don't make enough ISK in game to pay for my account, so I have to pay real money. This bank offers to pay a 20% monthly return. I am thinking if I buy 5 plex, sell them for ISK, and invest it all here then I should get enough back each month to pay for a plex, which I could use to pay for my account. Or to allow for future increase in plex price, and months with more than 30 days, and to have some extra spending ISK each month, maybe I could do it with 6 - 8 plex. It would be a lot of money for me to pay up front, but it should cover my account costs forever.

The problem is that it just sounds too good to be true. Am I being too skeptical?

The interest rate being offered my bank is pretty standard when compared to previous institutions.

They actually are not standard when compared to previous institutions, they are higher. The only ones that these rates compare to are the institutions that scammed.

Well, that's up for debate. The point, we're using the same tried and tested methods thousands of others have used before us.

Well, that's up for debate. The point, we're using the same tried and tested methods thousands of others have used before us to defraud the gullible.

It's actually fact, you can eve-search all the figures from all the other "institutions". Those same tired and tested methods all lead to the same conclusion, failure or scam. That's what I'm trying to point out.

we're using the same tried and tested methods thousands of others have used before us.

Well, our new investment model, mutual directorate structure and employment of new trading/manufacturing processes would all point towards us being able to support these higher returns on investments. And by doing so, we can bring in more capital that can then be reinvested to produce even more profit for our investors.

Can I invest in hyperbole and superfluous banker-esque techno-babble?

Sorry, completely my fault, I should have explained things a bit better.

We're using tried and tested methods, but we've made the whole thing both bigger and better.

Could you elaborate on how you made things better?

Could you elaborate on how you made things better?

Trillionaire CEO of McMorris Inc.
EVE's most ethical and transparent business mogul.

- We invest at minimal profit to ourselves (1 or 2 percent).
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- We invest uses insider information on upcoming market shifts.
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- We invest efficiently using a streamlined web platform.
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- We invest in specific corps/manufacturing startups that can offer us good rates.
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Trillionaire CEO of McMorris Inc.
EVE's most ethical and transparent business mogul..

EVE's most ethical and transparent business mogul..

I'm happy to discuss details in our channel.

I don't understand why you guys are being so ignorant.

This is not a scam, therefore I will not be biomassing myself or doing anything silly like that.

This is a genuine community project that is here to stay, that will undergo continual improvements over time and one that will not be driven down by the mindless sceptics.

Again, if you still don't believe me - join the channel "McMorris Corner" and I will be happy to run over the specifics.

Not that I care, but since you've tried to show us that you're open to neutral party audits, would you agree to a quick audit performed by Grendell if he is so willing. I'm sure we can all agree he, of all of us, is a great neutral party. Since you're a trillionaire, if he charges a small fee I'm sure it would be incomparable to other expenditures you experience, and would be more than worth it considering it would clear up a lot of issues for us.

I'd have to pass honestly, I never liked doing audits, I just did them when they were absolutely necessary. They take up a lot of time to do properly.

Could you verify that you are actually a trillionaire? You can do it using eve-board by selecting the wallet balance option.

That's a shame, I think a full and impartial audit carried out by a reputable player such as yourself would be able to put all of these concerns to rest. If you change your mind, you know where to find me.

I'm not going to submit an EVE-board because the interpretations of such data will provoke bias conclusions. I'd rather an impartial auditor completed the entire thing and offered his own impartial conclusions.

I'm not going to submit an EVE-board because the interpretations of such data will provoke bias conclusions. I'd rather an impartial auditor completed the entire thing and offered his own impartial conclusions.

Data is data...Data does not have partiality :)

How would you verify the non-bias of an auditor?

It's the interpretations that worry me.

The community will verify the bias. ie. everybody knows Chribba is not bias, or other well respected third parties.

@OP: Please stop changing the title to the thread. It's hard enough to find gold like this on the Boards as it is!

Just so everybody is aware, the bank is chugging a long nicely with more and more investors signing on each day - the streamlined registration process and increased flexibility is definitely proving a hit with the EVE community.

Sorry, the title has only been change once to reflect the complete redesign of the McMorris Inc investment platform.

Just so everybody is aware, the bank is chugging a long nicely with more and more investors signing on each day - the streamlined registration process and increased flexibility is definitely proving a hit with the EVE community.

Creating more alts as clients doesn't count.

While I'm not willing to do a full on audit I can verify your trillionaire status if you sort me your API as that would only take me a few minutes. Assuming you are still willing of course.

Nedly, I urge you to put your money where your mouth is - make an investment, and if you regret it - put the evidence here for everybody else to see.

"Will you come into my parlour?" said the Spider to the Fly. "Tis the prettiest little parlour that ever you did spy."

Unfair.
When Spiders make traps they are effective.

Again, where's the evidence?

I'm here, putting hours and hours of my time into helping other people make money, and there's people like you who're tirelessly trying to slander a genuine community service.

Nedly, I urge you to put your money where your mouth is - make an investment, and if you regret it - put the evidence here for everybody else to see.

He has a monocle now. Trillionaire status confirmed.

Exciting times for the bank. Here's this week's financial update.

Deposits made: 18
Withdrawals requested: 82
Withdrawals issued: 82
Net capital growth: +9.2 billion ISK

CEO's message:
I'd just like to congratulate all of our investors, employees and associates for this absolutely mindblowing week. We've managed to grow our capital by over 9 billion ISK - a phenomenal addition to our already thriving bank. In the coming weeks, we're going to be reinvesting this capital in some budding new manufacturing operations in the run-up to the much anticipated Crius patch. I'd also like to thank all of our developers and programmers who continue to make fantastic updates to our cutting edge investments platform.

** Total capital held is the total balance of the corporation wallet and does not include the value of any loans or investments issued. In the next update, we hope to be able to give you more accurate numbers in terms of loans and investees. Thanks!

You look like my great grandfather, I like you.
We should do business sometime.

Will you always be able to promise the 20% interest?

Yup, 20% interest is guaranteed for the next 6 months at least. We'll be conducting a review around that point, but you'll obviously be given plenty of notice prior to any big changes to our investment structure.

Sounds cool, reminds me of a mutual trust fund. Love the business model. I'll think about it. What's the minimum investment? I have around a couple billion atm, looking to capitalize on that. If minimum investment isn't above 200 million ISK i'll think about it.

75 million ISK is the minimum investment, although the return (in real terms) is quite low. 150m+ is the recommended starting point.

Good luck!

Good thing I checked in first, you'll probably want to update your website in that case.

http://www.mcmorris.me/invest.php

says 50 million ISK minimum investment.

http://i.imgur.com/EM25Q4j.png

I'll contact you in-game if that's okay about business opportunities.

Good thing I checked in first, you'll probably want to update your website in that case.

http://www.mcmorris.me/invest.php

says 50 million ISK minimum investment.

http://i.imgur.com/EM25Q4j.png

I'll contact you in-game if that's okay about business opportunities.

You do realize this guy is a self confessed scammer?

I'm not sure how people think that Gov. McMorris is a scammer. He runs a trustworthy investment bank that has received multiple audits and proven to be liable. People seem to have pre-concieved notions that all banks are scams.

Christ.

How many alts do you have, Prencleeve?

Have you ever considered that people actually invest in his banking company, and I dunno, receive their promised 20%? You can't find any way to refute the results of the investment banks multiple audits, so you just call the governor a scammer and anyone with him his alts.

Governor McMorris has my respect and I'm pretty sure I'm not an alt of his. I feel sorry for him, his companies name is being degraded because of children crying on baseless grounds.

Wow now we know who the REAL scammers are.

So now he's paying people to say nice things?

Better note that on the expense report.

In essence, paying people is the very concept of this bank.

Would you rather I took all of their investments, and then they said nice things?

Whats up Gov..

Did you have to liquidate your Monocle to pay for a better PR Firm?

How do I know this isn't a scam?
Ultimately, this is a bank backed by a board of 12+ respected individuals with a long history in the EVE trading community.

To just quell rumours that the bank is closing, I'd just to like to confirm that we have no current plans to close down the bank and have a bright future planned for all investors and associates.

McMorris, I quote your website:



So as "EVE's most ethical and transparent business mogul." I invite you to introduce us to these "respected" individuals which I'm sure we all know very well and they most certainly are not your 12 day old alts from your 4 active accounts.

So just to confirm McMorris, you are ignoring my question?

So just to confirm McMorris, you are ignoring my question?

Please, pilots, read the entire thread before deciding to invest in this guy.

EVE's most ethical and transparent business mogul.]

Feigned victimization

My god McMorris, you have truly made a mess of things. not sure if I am impressed by your persistence or just kinda saddened by it. coming from me that is a big thing...

https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&t=350685&find=unread

lol

To just quell rumours that the bank is closing, I'd just to like to confirm that we have no current plans to close down the bank and have a bright future planned for all investors and associates. Good luck and thanks for your continued support!

I'd just like to congratulate MD on a job well done.

MD 1 - McMorris 0

Now I am waiting on Duh Gov to have negitive interest rates, Mario Draghi style, and claim he is doing so to help the Eve economy.

I kindly ask the ISD to close to this thread.[/center]