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Mallak Azaria GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation 5186	Posted - 2014.06.06 03:00:00 - [331] - Quote IbanezLaney wrote: What did the genuinely wonderful and caring people of the CFC do to this Goblin dude to make him so mad? We rejected his application to join & mocked his attempts to be relevant, as did most of the EVE community. Now he's kind of relevant, but not in the sort of way that a normal person would want. Of course, dear Gevlon is far from normal. This post was lovingly crafted by a member of the Goonwaffe Posting Cabal & proud member of the popular gay hookup site, somethingawful.com
Arkady Romanov GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation 165	Posted - 2014.06.06 03:11:00 - [332] - Quote Goblin actually tried to join us at one point? Who?
Mallak Azaria GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation 5186	Posted - 2014.06.06 03:26:00 - [333] - Quote Arkady Romanov wrote: Goblin actually tried to join us at one point? Who? I believe this was right before he joined TEST & gave them billions of dollars to defeat us, only to have TEST directors steal it. This post was lovingly crafted by a member of the Goonwaffe Posting Cabal & proud member of the popular gay hookup site, somethingawful.com
Gevlon Goblin Science and Trade Institute Caldari State 251	Posted - 2014.06.06 04:11:00 - [334] - Quote Magnus Cortex wrote: Thats right folks 26.9 million isk. The cost of an assault frigate. A ratting tick. 27 million isk in damage done to each member of the CFC and PBLRD over a period of 5 months. 26.9M in 5 months will be 64.6M over a whole year. Now let's ask, how much ISK an average CFC pilot lose over a year? We just have to divide the total alliance losses with member count. I did that and got 980M for an average RAZOR pilot, 809M for a house slave (GSF member, but not real Goon) and 487M for a Goonwaffe member. These are 2013 numbers, 2014 can be different. Yes, the true Goons who are so busy trolling here lost 478M over a whole year. Now let's guess the average CFC loss is 800M. This case the project I brought together cost 12.3% of the total losses of the CFC over a year. 0.123*40811 = 5020. So I'm all alone (as I have no friends everything I do I do alone) holding the line against 5000 dudes. I can live with that "failure". Now you are probably wondering which calculation is wrong, yours or mine. Actually neither. The key is in bombless bombers. The average CFC members are so damn poor (or so inactive or simply an alt) that losing an assault frig every 5 months hurt them. My blog: greedygoblin.blogspot.com
Mallak Azaria GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation 5187	Posted - 2014.06.06 04:14:00 - [335] - Quote Gevlon Goblin wrote: So I'm all alone (as I have no friends everything I do I do alone) holding the line against 5000 dudes. I can live with that "failure". You really held the line well when we kicked you out of your wormhole. Yeah, gotta say when we tried to evict him from his wormhole I just couldn't withstand the might of Gevlon standing alone, I had to disolve my fleet in the face of such ferocity. This post was lovingly crafted by a member of the Goonwaffe Posting Cabal & proud member of the popular gay hookup site, somethingawful.com
Froggy Storm Paragon Trust The Bastion 265	Posted - 2014.06.06 04:34:00 - [336] - Quote Wait, did he actually just say that one assault frig every month (or was it every 5) is significant?? Hold on. Have to catch my breath. Wow. You care to share with us (an estimated) how many billions you've spent between noir, test, and the poor deceased lemmings to cost each line member those frigs?
Pete Butcher Kiss My Shiny Metal Ass 142	Posted - 2014.06.06 04:35:00 - [337] - Quote So, Gevlon once again posted how goons are poor, don't know the game (while obviously he does) and everyone is laughing at their bombers. Reality distortion field, anyone?
Mallak Azaria GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation 5187	Posted - 2014.06.06 04:41:00 - [338] - Quote Froggy Storm wrote: Wait, did he actually just say that one assault frig every month (or was it every 5) is significant?? Hold on. Have to catch my breath. Wow. You care to share with us (an estimated) how many billions you've spent between noir, test, and the poor deceased lemmings to cost each line member those frigs? Yeah you see the logic lies behind the fact that we don't put bomb launchers on a doctrine that makes no use of bomb launchers, therefore we are poor. This post was lovingly crafted by a member of the Goonwaffe Posting Cabal & proud member of the popular gay hookup site, somethingawful.com
Magnus Cortex GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation 174	Posted - 2014.06.06 04:45:00 - [339] - Quote Gevlon Goblin wrote: Now you are probably wondering which calculation is wrong, yours or mine. Actually neither. The key is in bombless bombers. The average CFC members are so damn poor (or so inactive or simply an alt) that losing an assault frig every 5 months hurt them This is really gonna blow your hair back but I used a bombless bomber today and took a titan bridge. You simply need to answer yourself one question and then the healing can begin. And that is: why Why are you the only one holding the line against 5,000 dudes. Why does no one else care?
Raiz Nhell Veni Vidi Vici Reloaded Veni Vidi Vici Alliance 332	Posted - 2014.06.06 06:07:00 - [340] - Quote Gevlon Goblin wrote: The key is in bombless bombers. I thought it was POCOs... Or hiring mercs to destroy Goons... Or creating your own alliance to attack goons... Or getting the head of a CFC titan pilot... Nope the key for the next 15mins is a bomber with no bombs... My bomber has no bombs, cause they are bloody dangerous :) By your logic that would make me both a Goon and poor... P.S. I'm not a goon, or very poor There is no such thing as a fair fight... If your fighting fair you have automatically put yourself at a disadvantage.

Zol Interbottom Blimp Requisition Services 345	Posted - 2014.06.06 06:07:00 - [341] - Quote Gevlon Goblin wrote: This case the project I brought together cost 12.3% of the total losses of the CFC over a year. 0.12340811 = 5020. So I'm all alone (as I have no friends everything I do I do alone) holding the line against 5000 dudes. I can live with that "failure". Now you are probably wondering which calculation is wrong, yours or mine. Actually neither. The key is in bombless bombers. The average CFC members are so damn poor (or so inactive or simply an alt) that losing an assault frig every 5 months hurt them. You haven't brought any losses against the goons, you haven't done ***, you've given people an easy payday for a few goodfights and made an insubstantial amount of damage against the ebil goonz. You haven't failed anything because that would imply that you were actually going to do something in the first place. And the fact that you keep harping on about the bombers shows that you don't know how to adapt to a situation. "If you're quitting for the 3rd time you clearly ain't quitting" - Chribba
Lucas Kell JSR1 AND GOLDEN GUARDIAN PRODUCTIONS SpaceMonkey's Alliance 3555	Posted - 2014.06.06 07:15:00 - [342] - Quote Gevlon Goblin wrote: Now you are probably wondering which calculation is wrong, yours or mine. I never wonder this at all, since it's the answer is always yours. Even when you manage to somehow get some of the math right, you go and spoil it by spewing pure horseshit all over the numbers until they no longer resemble anything like fact. Gevlon Goblin wrote: The key is in bombless bombers. The average CFC members are so damn poor (or so inactive or simply an alt) that losing an assault frig every 5 months hurt them. So again, your conclusion is that we are poor. Let me ask you this Gevlon. What if we aren't? What if it turns out that we in fact can absorb the cost of an assault frigate every 5 months? I's pretty reasonable to think that if a miner can abosrb a loss like that, then some carebear ratters who rat non-stop (which you have claimed yourself) surely can afford the same, right? One day you'll figure out the simple truth to fighting goons. If you want to fight the goons, you must actually fight the goons. You can't make up a sickly, poverty stricken enemy in your mind and then fight that. That's pretty much like pretending a tank is made of sugar cubes then trying to take it down with a cup of water. The Indecisive Noob - A new EVE Fan Blog for news and stuff. Wholesale Trading - The new bulk trading mailing list.
Big Lynx Destructive Mechanics Quam'Nocent 461	Posted - 2014.06.06 07:35:00 - [343] - Quote Why are u still feeding the goblin? Don't you see that guy has massive problems? Ignore him and he will leave Eve. I remember when he first got on evenews24 as the great WoW Goldcap master (rofl). but eve is different, he is less than unimportant and this is hitting him very hard. So he tries to be the mastertroll. Idk why he is doing that, my only conclusion is, that he has severe problems. i rly feel sry for that poor pub edit: pretty shocking thing seeing ppl losing themselves in pixels.
Arkady Romanov GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation 166	Posted - 2014.06.06 07:42:00 - [344] - Quote I couldn't absorb that loss... until my 200% SRP reimbursement came through. Then I could. In fact, I could buy 2 more ships with that. Then they died and I got 200% of the value of those back too! So I bought 4 ships. Regrettably ~snicker~ they all died as well... long story short, my PVP losses have increased my wealth and assets at an exponential rate. I'd like to thank Theta squad for their ratting tax contributions and my accomplices... I mean murderers.
Tora Bushido EVE Corporation 987654321-POP The Marmite Collective 950	Posted - 2014.06.06 07:44:00 - [345] - Quote Posting in another "We dont care about Gevlon Goblin" post of 17 pages so far. Popcorn anyone ? YOU EITHER LOVE US OR WE HATE YOU - ADAPT OR DIE - DELETE THE WEAK
Dave Stark 6208	Posted - 2014.06.06 07:57:00 - [346] - Quote Tora Bushido wrote: Posting in another "We dont care about Gevlon Goblin" post of 17 pages so far. Popcorn anyone ? but we do care about goblin, he is literally the best source of entertainment C&P has, maybe even the best that the forums have. the problem is, we care in the same way that most people care about automotive sports; they're just waiting for it to all go wrong and end in a ball of crumpled metal and flames.
Mallak Azaria GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation 5192	Posted - 2014.06.06 08:25:00 - [347] - Quote Tora Bushido wrote: Posting in another "We dont care about Gevlon Goblin" post of 17 pages so far. Popcorn anyone ? He amuses me in the same way an obese person falling off their mobility scooter amuses me. This post was lovingly crafted by a member of the Goonwaffe Posting Cabal & proud member of the popular gay hookup site, somethingawful.com
Tora Bushido EVE Corporation 987654321-POP The Marmite Collective 951	Posted - 2014.06.06 10:01:00 - [348] - Quote Mallak Azaria wrote: Tora Bushido wrote: Posting in another "We dont care about Gevlon Goblin" post of 17 pages so far. Popcorn anyone ? He amuses me in the same way an obese person falling off their mobility scooter amuses me. I think you are to easily amused YOU EITHER LOVE US OR WE HATE YOU - ADAPT OR DIE - DELETE THE WEAK
Amyclas Amatin Northstar Cabal Tactical Narcotics Team 305	Posted - 2014.06.06 12:02:00 - [349] - Quote Confirming that I have started training for one of those bombless bombers after barely mastering the harpy and crow. All structures will learn to fear me and my goon efficiency. Also, it is to my great displeasure that one of my SRP applications got labelled as "peace-time" indicating a less generous sum than a "strategic" reimbursement. This does indeed have serious repercussions for the wallets of line members like me. If Gevlon keeps killing our jump freighters and high-sec money-base, we might be doomed. For more information on the New Order of High-Sec, please visit: http://www.minerbumping.com/ High-Sec has a future, But do You? Buy a Mining Permit to Secure yours today.
Radric Davids Fweddit I Whip My Slaves Back and Forth 40	Posted - 2014.06.06 12:37:00 - [350] - Quote Gevlon - if you took a second to think about what you write before pressing 'post' you would sound significantly less ignorant (you could also try proofreading your blog and posts for spelling and grammar errors). Bombless bombers - instead of trying to sling it like an insult (it's actually an ingenious specific-purpose doctrine), why don't you think 'why bombless bombers?' Not sure if you possess the intellect and understanding of pvp to figure this out, but its completely obvious why we do it. Think about what you just said. You just claimed that 60m per year is a significant and bank-breaking loss for CFC members. Just think about that for a second. Not sure what was more hilarious - this, or your post about socials being dumb. Yes, you may be one person, but you are spending an inordinate amount of time and money to have an incredibly minimal impact spread thin across so many people, that you are less consequential than a fly on the wall.

Charles Case GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation 814	Posted - 2014.06.06 14:31:00 - [351] - Quote Can anyone lend me like 15 mill? I lost a bomber couple of months ago and i wont afford another one until September I'm good for it! I swear!!
Retar Aveymone BUTTECORP INC Goonswarm Federation 414	Posted - 2014.06.06 14:52:00 - [352] - Quote Gevlon Goblin wrote: So I'm all alone (as I have no friends everything I do I do alone) holding the line against 5000 dudes. I can live with that "failure". you sure do hold the line, in the sense that you pick it up and run backwards with it as fast as your little legs can carry you (and it)
Retar Aveymone BUTTECORP INC Goonswarm Federation 414	Posted - 2014.06.06 14:54:00 - [353] - Quote Tora Bushido wrote: Posting in another "We dont care about Gevlon Goblin" post of 17 pages so far. Popcorn anyone ? we care greatly about gevlon, he is one of the finest sources of entertainment on this forum we don't care about whatever he's doing in-game beyond the entertainment value of laughing at it, but laughing at it is amazing: he's an awful human being as you can see from his blog so you don't feel bad about laughing at him, and he's always finding new ways to embarrass himself so he never grows stale
Retar Aveymone BUTTECORP INC Goonswarm Federation 414	Posted - 2014.06.06 15:10:00 - [354] - Quote Pete Butcher wrote: So, Gevlon once again posted how goons are poor, don't know the game (while obviously he does) and everyone is laughing at their bombers. Reality distortion field, anyone? i actually don't think he believes that, i think he's trying to figure out propaganda and doesn't really get how it works like he saw test destroyed with mockery and so he bzz whorped his way into thinking if he just sort of mindlessly parrots something then it will eventually be believed and he thinks the mockery is actually a sign we're worried about it and trying to fight it its amazing because he alternates between despising socials and trying really, really, really hard to brute-force it like he does everything else but because he's so bad at it he can't even figure out the basics so he's trying really really hard to brute-force building a canal by buying as many combination locks as he can because he heard the panama canal had locks once
Alekseyev Karrde Noir. Noir. Mercenary Group 1551	Posted - 2014.06.06 15:15:00 - [355] - Quote With Gevlon's math and personal alliance failing, he needs something to get his campaign back on track. How many days has it been since he's posted a racist or sexist tirade? Two? Might be time to give his troops a shot in the arm with one of those. "Alekseyev Karrde: mercenary of my heart." -Arydanika, Voices from the Void Hero of the CSM Noir./Noir. Academy Recruiting: www.noirmercs.com
Magnus Cortex GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation 179	Posted - 2014.06.06 16:15:00 - [356] - Quote Gevlon Goblin wrote: This case the project I brought together cost 12.3% of the total losses of the CFC over a year. 0.123*40811 = 5020. So I'm all alone (as I have no friends everything I do I do alone) holding the line against 5000 dudes. I can live with that "failure". So you just need to ramp up your spending by 88% to achieve ultimate victory. This my friend, is your logical fallacy. No amount of money can make Marmite have more than 300 members. The members they do have shoot CFC whenever they can, as much as they can. They would do so whether you paid for it or not. The enemies goons have shoot goons whenever they can, they dont need to be paid either. They have been enemies of goons for many years. Creating a fresh alliance (Lemmings) only ended up stealing kills Marmite would have gotten, it didnt create new kills out of thin air.
Charles Case GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation 816	Posted - 2014.06.06 17:06:00 - [357] - Quote This is literally Gevlon , except he talks to himself in front of the mirror. e: The reaction from the guy in secs 45 - 50 is how i react after reading one of Gevlon's posts.
Leto Thule Narwhals Ate My Duck. Narwhals Ate My Duck 755	Posted - 2014.06.06 17:13:00 - [358] - Quote Someone please refresh my memory: What was the deal with the whole "bombless bombers" thing? Like his point? Im guessing he does not know that bombing in a fleet takes coordination AND there is a timer for bomb release of a few mins? Killboard https://zkillboard.com/character/90841161/ If you didnt vote Psychotic Monk, you voted for Hello Kitty in space
John Ending GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation 40	Posted - 2014.06.06 17:25:00 - [359] - Quote Leto Thule wrote: Someone please refresh my memory: What was the deal with the whole "bombless bombers" thing? Like his point? Im guessing he does not know that bombing in a fleet takes coordination AND there is a timer for bomb release of a few mins? During the Fountain War we used ab stealth bombers fit for max torp dps that can speed tank pos guns and do 500 dps to get a lot of things done instead of sending out supercaps or dreads and having to fight a B-R every other day. These stealth bombers called: siegefleet caused soo much rage people still talk about it a year later.
Radric Davids Fweddit I Whip My Slaves Back and Forth 40	Posted - 2014.06.06 17:59:00 - [360] - Quote Leto Thule wrote: Someone please refresh my memory: What was the deal with the whole "bombless bombers" thing? Like his point? Im guessing he does not know that bombing in a fleet takes coordination AND there is a timer for bomb release of a few mins? Gevlon doesn't understand pvp doctrines and sov warfare. He doesn't comprehend the idea of using a bomber to do something other than what the name suggests (bombing). He is just brainlessly repeating something he heard a long time ago as if its some kind of insult or evidence that CFC members are poor. The fact that a cheap swarm of high dps, fast, cloaky ships were used as an extremely low risk, low investment, difficult-to-counter way to grind post/towers/sov does not compute for him. Gevlon is the king of misconstruing information to mean whatever he wants it to mean. bombless bombers = we must be poor. destroying 60m per cfc pilot per year = victory. Every conclusion he makes is based on delusions of some connection that doesnt exist



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