I say we just sacrifice a titan hull at the next vile rat memorial FFA event to a swarm of newbees, collect the bounty and divide it amongst the 20 newest bees on the kill mail. EVE becomes a better place because it has one less titan in it, newbees get a titan killmail, and Gevlon ends up having to pay Goons 20 billion.

Everybody wins except Goblin, and who cares about him?

Edit: bonus points if we kill it with a swarm of bombless bombers.

As you probably know, I have the GRR project, a holy war against the evil Goons and their minions. I mosty pay mercenaries to kill their members in highsec and their highsec POCOs were cleansed. Now it's time to go after their most precious ships, their titans!

It's plain and simple: kill a CFC titan for me and you get 20B bounty! The money is held by Chribba, so you can be damn sure you'll get it. He'll post in this thread. To get the money, you must send a mail to me and Chribba with the following:

• link to the API verified Zkillboard page of the kill
• the dead pilot must be in a CFC alliance (no "I swear he is a Goon alt" accepted)
• a link to a well readable screenshot of the fight with the titan still alive but damaged, without any masking (minimize your secret channels). Local channel must be open, readable, with transparent background.
• on the local channel of the screenshot at least 5 people must say "Gevlon Goblin sends his regards"
• The money will be given to the corp of the highest damage dealer.

Spies, titan-logoff-point campers, awoxers, get to work! Death to the titan of Evil! Grr!

Why?

Because you haven't figured out yet that we are actually the good guys.

sig:.................It's the eye of the tiger, it's the thrill of the fight
Risin' up to the challenge of our rival
And the last known survivor stalks his prey in the night
And he's watchin' us all with the eye of the tiger...............

- or if he is just hoping to get credit for a kill.

I swear.. these vendettas against the goons just makes me want to join them for the hell of it.

Please do it! Actually I know where you could get the titan. Mynnna is sooooooooo much more rich than me, he'd gladly donate you one.
Alternatively, he could explain you why is it an extraordinary dumb idea. If he doesn't bother to answer to a lowly grunt like yourself, come back in a few days and I explain you.

Oh wait, ignore him! Just offer your own titan!

They have lot of "recruiters" who gladly invite you. Just contract them your stuff and pay 500M transport cost.

Which is one of the main points why I consider them evil.

They have lot of "recruiters" who gladly invite you. Just contract them your stuff and pay 500M transport cost.

Which is one of the main points why I consider them evil.

They have lot of "recruiters" who gladly invite you. Just contract them your stuff and pay 500M transport cost.

Which is one of the main points why I consider them evil.

They have lot of "recruiters" who gladly invite you. Just contract them your stuff and pay 500M transport cost.

Which is one of the main points why I consider them evil.

I swear.. these vendettas against the goons just makes me want to join them for the hell of it.

And I know, the point you always harp on about is how "you can'" get into goonwaffe (the corp). Arguably though, you can, you just need to be an SA member for a while or be a new SA member with a reference. And that's because they are a special interest group. If you want to join the goonswarm (the alliance) as a non-SA member, there's corps of that too. If you want to join goonwaffe (the corp) but don't want to be an SA member, then you wouldn't fit in so you aren't welcome. it would be like trying to join a singing club but hating and not wanting to sing. It's really simple stuff, but seeing how their rejection has caused you to explode so much you're obviously still pretty confused.

*sperg*

It's not the recruitment scam, but the master-slave setup is evil and being one of the reasons I want them lose a titan here!

How are any of our allies "slaves"?

That's a dangerous question to ask him...

I'll ask Mynnna about it next time I get the chance. I doubt you'll believe me, but Goon director structure isn't so rigid that I'd get bollocked just for asking something. Lowly grunt though I may be.

I'd offer my own, but I don't have a titan (and I don't want one because space coffins suck).

To be perfectly honest Goblin, I'm half tempted to sponsor you in to GoonWaffe (no fee or security deposit), just so you can see what it's like. Once people get bored of awoxing you, I think you'd quite enjoy it.


Well, you know, if you were ~capable~ of feeling joy.

...Unfortunately, this is not true. Other CFC members have to click on paplinks and grind structures in bombers while Goons are ratting in Deklein without any performance requirements. It's no wonder that people want to get into Goonwaffe and not into SMA. Why would anyone want to join the slaves when he can be the master? The natural wish of the people to belong to the upper class is the basis of Goon recruitment scamming...

Since Mynnna only refused to sacrifice his own titan, but did not explain why awoxing Goon titans is a bad idea, I explain it as promised.

If you blow up an unfit titan, you suffer about 60B loss (Hull - bounty paid by Chribba - basic insurance). I suffer 20B loss. After all these, I can offer another 20B bounty and we'll be back where we are now, except for me losing 20B and CFC losing a titan and I'm bragging about 75% ISK ratio. Now you can leave me bragging or blow up another titan.

200 titans and 4T bounty later CFC has no more titans and you can't even bridge your fleets. Of course you can hope that I don't have 4T and have to quit impoverished and defeated. But PL or N3 would gladly support my bounties if it leads to the destruction of the CFC titan fleet with 75% ISK ratio without breaking BoTLord.

I'd offer my own, but I don't have a titan (and I don't want one because space coffins suck).

They have lot of "recruiters" who gladly invite you. Just contract them your stuff and pay 500M transport cost.

Which is one of the main points why I consider them evil.