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kieron

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Posted - 2006.06.03 02:13:00 -
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The lost passport wasn't the end of Hammerhead's journey back from E3, there were still a few other obstacles for him to overcome before actually getting back to work. However, he's back, working on implants and some other future content for EVE.
There's also a little caption contest. At the end of the blog, you will see a picture of Oveur. Come up with a caption and post it here.
I suppose you want the link to the blog? Here it is. 
kieron Community Manager, EVE Online |
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Gamer4liff
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Posted - 2006.06.03 02:17:00 -
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Edited by: Gamer4liff on 03/06/2006 02:18:17 first!
Also glad to see new research stuff coming up in blogs. As a person of science this stuff gets me all excited.
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Soren
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Posted - 2006.06.03 02:18:00 -
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Edited by: Soren on 03/06/2006 02:20:40
Originally by: kieron However, he's back, working on implants and some other future content for EVE.
Putting him in change on the boobies? He may just play to long.. ☠-->-->--
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Kayosoni
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Posted - 2006.06.03 02:20:00 -
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Originally by: Soren boobies!
manboobies... -----------------------------------
btw, threatening to close 1 account really hurt my eyes. - xaioguai |

Kayosoni
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Posted - 2006.06.03 02:20:00 -
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I love that shirt :| I have a few of em. -----------------------------------
btw, threatening to close 1 account really hurt my eyes. - xaioguai |

Malthros Zenobia
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Posted - 2006.06.03 02:20:00 -
[6]
Edited by: Malthros Zenobia on 03/06/2006 02:21:44 damn dbl post
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Malthros Zenobia
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Posted - 2006.06.03 02:20:00 -
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Edited by: Malthros Zenobia on 03/06/2006 02:21:55 Yay, blog!
Awesome Guristas tshirt.
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mazzilliu
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Posted - 2006.06.03 02:27:00 -
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yay blog :D
caption-
Oveur: I guess the idea of a wet Tshirt contect didn't go over too well *cry* ---------
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Adhamhnon
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Posted - 2006.06.03 02:35:00 -
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Caption: Ummm, Sir, when we said "wet bar" we didn't actually mean it literally.
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Mathias Zealot
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Posted - 2006.06.03 02:49:00 -
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Caption: One drink too many. Then he saw the pool of beer...
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Kornelia Shedim
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Posted - 2006.06.03 03:17:00 -
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When ever I see Hammerhead's name come up all I can think about is, "BOOBIES". LOL
I'm excited for the Rev Engineering and Invention. I think those will really add a whole new dimension to EVE. Great post HH! 
As for the caption, hmmm. How about, "After realizing he can still remember how he ended up in the pool, Oveur ponders what he must drink next."
BOOBIES!!!!
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Earen Erlkoenig
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Posted - 2006.06.03 03:20:00 -
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Caption: "Twenty-two years late for the Summer Olympics? You don't say ..."
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jimmy jack
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Posted - 2006.06.03 03:37:00 -
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caption: thats funny the clerk said the pool was full of quafe ultra, funny it dont tast like quafe
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Jacob Majestic
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Posted - 2006.06.03 03:42:00 -
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"Excuse me sir, the vodka pool is for ladies only."
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Spoon1
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Posted - 2006.06.03 03:47:00 -
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Edited by: Spoon1 on 03/06/2006 03:47:27 "Oveur didn't realise Project Rebirth would be so wet.."
or
"When I signed up for this new clone, and ticked 'water baby', this isn't what I had in mind..."
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Liassa Neun
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Posted - 2006.06.03 03:48:00 -
[16]
"Rabbit escorted from rejuvenating bath by admiring Gurista"
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Yungha
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Posted - 2006.06.03 04:01:00 -
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Oveur: Man, jump clones sure beat flying coach. Winning is having a ship to fly home in, everything else is gravy. |

Yungha
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Posted - 2006.06.03 04:02:00 -
[18]
*Steps back to watch the clone idea continue getting beaten to death
---------------------- Winning is having a ship to fly home in, everything else is gravy. |
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Kaemonn

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Posted - 2006.06.03 04:07:00 -
[19]
"You mean to tell me the Pool isn't all beer? Man...."
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Sakura Nihil
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Posted - 2006.06.03 04:17:00 -
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I'll come up with a witty quote later, but this looks like confirmation that instas are gonna get nuked...

1st Lieutenant Sakura Nihil CEO, Tharsis Security
Tharsis is now recruiting PvPers/Pirates |

Sarmea Moon
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Posted - 2006.06.03 04:34:00 -
[21]
*Says the fella standing behind Oveur*
"It's all fun and games until I put my second hand on your shoulder...." --------- "Woof! Don't upset the fire pokemon when you're a grass pokemon!!" - my 12 year old son, to himself, while playing Pokemon Ruby. |

Sarmea Moon
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Posted - 2006.06.03 04:35:00 -
[22]
*Gurista NPC recloning*
" Now what could I do differently??" --------- "Woof! Don't upset the fire pokemon when you're a grass pokemon!!" - my 12 year old son, to himself, while playing Pokemon Ruby. |

Kitty O'Shay
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Posted - 2006.06.03 04:50:00 -
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Caption: "What? That wasn't my pod?" --
Change the EM/thermal ratio on laser crystals! |

LLeBRing
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Posted - 2006.06.03 05:13:00 -
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Caption
Said the man in the suit - Yeah I know, it's brutal. Same thing happened to me after my first post on the EVE-Online forums
- The tutorial is there for a reason
- just a friendly reminder should you feel the need to reply... discriminatory remarks which are sexually explicit, harmful, threatening, abusive, defamatory, obscene, hateful, racially or ethnically offensive; excessive obscene or vulgar language... constitutes an immediate ban from the hotel. Questions, comments, or concerns, about hotel moderation can be sent to [email protected] -kthxbye
Nuttin but corn bread en chicken for this fella  |

Yarb Runningwolf
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Posted - 2006.06.03 05:26:00 -
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Caption: Take a deep breath, everyone feels this way after being podded.
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Lurtz
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Posted - 2006.06.03 05:36:00 -
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Caption: Someone put water in my bree pool! No wai!
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Hinkledolph
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Posted - 2006.06.03 05:36:00 -
[27]
Caption: kthnx
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Erik Pathfinder
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Posted - 2006.06.03 06:00:00 -
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(For the following caption, imagine a clone activation letter at Oveurs feet)
Caption: Hmmm, I knew I should've kept my clone up to date. I can't remember where the bree is. ---------------
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Justus Imperius
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Posted - 2006.06.03 06:14:00 -
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Caption: Oveur: "In Iceland, we have public bathing!"
GUI Waypoint Idea
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Saeris Tal'Urduar
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Posted - 2006.06.03 06:26:00 -
[30]
Caption
"OMG!!! Thats what water tastes like?!?!"
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Sirial Soulfly
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Posted - 2006.06.03 06:45:00 -
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Caption.
"No sir, your brain isnt in the pool"
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Vaslav Tchitcherine
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Posted - 2006.06.03 06:48:00 -
[32]
"Should've fit stabs"?
Or maybe, "Oveur forgot to update his clone".
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Cergorach
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Posted - 2006.06.03 06:53:00 -
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Edited by: Cergorach on 03/06/2006 06:53:34 "I wonder if they'll notice that i p!ssed in their pool..."
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Scetrov
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Posted - 2006.06.03 06:58:00 -
[34]
"Onlookers were shocked to discover Oveurs beard was actually drawn on with felt tip pen."
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Discorporation
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Posted - 2006.06.03 07:04:00 -
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[Oveur thinking really hard]
I can't remember if I peed in the pool 
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Dak Hakin
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Posted - 2006.06.03 07:18:00 -
[36]
"Everyone was shocked to discover that it was actually a pink wig!" _______________________________________________ I am the devil, and I'm here to do the devils work.
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Nelix Trist
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Posted - 2006.06.03 07:18:00 -
[37]
"I wonder if I can convert the driping liquid coming off my body, into bree?"
Emm?"Cant touch this" den der der dum, der dum der dum KILLING THE BUG'S, BEFORE THEY KILL YOU |

F'nog
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Posted - 2006.06.03 07:55:00 -
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Originally by: Sarmea Moon *Says the fella standing behind Oveur*
"It's all fun and games until I put my second hand on your shoulder...."
I lol'd at this.
How about: "Damn you, Guristas! I'm on your side!"
Originally by: Panzer Goddess I podded wrangler, and all I got was this lousy forumban.
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Jim McGregor
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Posted - 2006.06.03 07:56:00 -
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So Oveur fell for the old pool trick... 
Everything in the blog sounds great. More implants, reverse engineering & invention. I want to know exacly how its going to work, but I guess you want to keep the details for yourselfs for now. Frustrating, but exciting.  --- The Eve Wiki Project |

Arlenik Emmanouelik
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Posted - 2006.06.03 08:10:00 -
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Caption
Man: Sir, you do know you jumped in the holy water, right? Oveur: Yes, I do. But I didn't find any tech2 BPOs down there.
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keepiru
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Posted - 2006.06.03 08:16:00 -
[41]
*too busy laughing to think of a caption* ----------------
Please fix BC Sig/Agility! |

Moghwai
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Posted - 2006.06.03 09:06:00 -
[42]
"Guristas made me wet my pants"
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Briani
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Posted - 2006.06.03 09:11:00 -
[43]
Caption:
Haha. No one will catch the stain on my trousers after my trip to the Pool of Radiance.
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Di Jiensai
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Posted - 2006.06.03 09:22:00 -
[44]
"He realized too late, that Rebirth also meant Rebaptizing..."
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Eris Discordia

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Posted - 2006.06.03 09:45:00 -
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Uber wet tshirt contest
Find and meet me here |
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Mark Galean
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Posted - 2006.06.03 09:54:00 -
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Some captions...
a) "Sir, the bar that you asked for is located BY the pool, not IN the pool."
b) "Sorry Sir, you must have jumpcloned to the wrong location."
c) "I swear that I could see a Tech2 Cap Recharger BPO down there"
d) "Sir, I still think the jumpclones you are talking about might be a good idea, just adjust the jumplocation"
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Gitter Uglyson
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Posted - 2006.06.03 10:01:00 -
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Edited by: Gitter Uglyson on 03/06/2006 10:02:23 Oveur: "Little did Hammerhead know when he threw me in the pool ... I had his passport in my pocket YARRRR!"
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Sarmaul
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Posted - 2006.06.03 10:21:00 -
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Originally by: Gitter Uglyson Edited by: Gitter Uglyson on 03/06/2006 10:02:23 Oveur: "Little did Hammerhead know when he threw me in the pool ... I had his passport in my pocket YARRRR!"

good blog btw
Originally by: General Apocalypse the game is very well balanced
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Tegger
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Posted - 2006.06.03 10:32:00 -
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Caption
"Excuse me sir, the toilets are located in the lobby!!"
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Sadist
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Posted - 2006.06.03 11:54:00 -
[50]
Caption: "I deserve to be drowned in that pool for what i did to eve"  --------------- VIP member of the [23]
Quote: - Numbers alone do not win a battle - No, but I bet they help.
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hazeb
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Posted - 2006.06.03 12:19:00 -
[51]
"Whats that Lassy? Timmy fell in the well?"
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Burga Galti
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Posted - 2006.06.03 12:26:00 -
[52]
When he realised all the beer was gone Oveur cried a river. - Pain is a way of knowing yourself; Death is the ultimate in self-discovery.
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kruspathuul
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Posted - 2006.06.03 12:34:00 -
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caption: 'barely dry behind the ears and the bastards threw him in again ^^'
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Flyyn
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Posted - 2006.06.03 12:34:00 -
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By the way he is looking down with a question look on his face: "When did I Eat that?"
"Hammer will never find his passport down there!"
"Sir, I am with the INS and you look like a ******* to me."
This is as bad as it can get, but don't bet on it. |

Raem Civrie
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Posted - 2006.06.03 12:45:00 -
[55]
"Yes sir. It really does shrink when wet." ----
My Omber is second to none |

Fi T'Zeh
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Posted - 2006.06.03 12:51:00 -
[56]
Ok funneh pictures of Oveur asside.
Why are you addressing the second most requested feature change, before the first ? .... POST WITH YOUR MAIN !!!!11111one
Real men use blasters |

Noviom Agone
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Posted - 2006.06.03 12:54:00 -
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Caption: And Oveur had been warned he would soon(tm) discover swimming pools outside of Iceland are not frozen. ***************************** Hmmm, I think I just posted with one of my alts. Bad alt. |

Eewec Ourbyni
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Posted - 2006.06.03 12:58:00 -
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Caption: "Oveur soon came to realise, the English were right, American beer did taste like Swimmingpool water."
This is a sig...
-- You think this guys post is nuts.... you should see his bio --
... good, ain't it! |

Arlenik Emmanouelik
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Posted - 2006.06.03 13:21:00 -
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Edited by: Arlenik Emmanouelik on 03/06/2006 13:21:06 Caption
Man: Man, you must have tripped... Oveur: No, I jumped thinking an angel would catch me fall 
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Sarmaul
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Posted - 2006.06.03 13:22:00 -
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Originally by: Fi T'Zeh Why are you addressing the second most requested feature change, before the first ?
because cheap(er) hacs + modified ships/weapons > fixing travelling times.
Originally by: General Apocalypse the game is very well balanced
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babylonstew
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Posted - 2006.06.03 13:36:00 -
[61]
Caption oveur says " i thought i could walk on water'
Forum advice Linkage |

Gungankllr
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Posted - 2006.06.03 14:09:00 -
[62]
"I thought you said the water was dehydrated!"

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Daniel Jackson
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Posted - 2006.06.03 14:14:00 -
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Edited by: Daniel Jackson on 03/06/2006 14:14:16 na Oveur hes wet because someone just poped his POD and he has that wet goo from the inside of the pod all over him, hes just sitting next to the pool so he'll wont get embarrest that he got Podded! lol __________________________________________________________________
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Monica Foulkes
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Posted - 2006.06.03 14:29:00 -
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"Where's the Nerfbat, the water will never be wet again."
Get rid of the insta BMs once and for all
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Kahlan Zorander
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Posted - 2006.06.03 14:30:00 -
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Note to self: Do not lose passport at FanFest this year ...
So, are dates going to be advertised before the IcelandairHolidays promotion (from America) expires on either 6/20 or 6/30?
As for caption: "Sir, there was not a beautiful Gallente in danger in there."
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jbob2000
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Posted - 2006.06.03 14:42:00 -
[66]
Caption:
Man behind oveur - "Why dont you come back to my room to get dried up? *smiles*
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Hoshi
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Posted - 2006.06.03 15:00:00 -
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Originally by: Sarmaul
Originally by: Fi T'Zeh Why are you addressing the second most requested feature change, before the first ?
because cheap(er) hacs + modified ships/weapons > fixing travelling times.
Probably also about which is easiest to solve. There isn't one good all covering solution to bms that I have seen yet. The BM system is a huge beast that has spawned multiple subsystems which by themselft have become core parts of the game like bubbles and probes. Finding a replacement is not going to be an easy thing. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------
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Deros
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Posted - 2006.06.03 15:10:00 -
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caption: "The 'Pool of Radiance' comes back to haunt Oveur"
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Lord Darcy
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Posted - 2006.06.03 15:20:00 -
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Caption: The next time Hilmar says "make sure it works before patch" and you fail, there won't be a pool to break your fall.
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Jim Steele
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Posted - 2006.06.03 15:29:00 -
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Edited by: Jim Steele on 03/06/2006 15:30:24
Caption: "Damn'it I wish I hadnt given Tuxford my nerf bat!!"
Author of "The Apoc Guide" |

Xerxes X
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Posted - 2006.06.03 16:00:00 -
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Caption: "Oveur starts pondering nerfage to T2 pneumonia"
Xerxes X
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Sarmaul
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Posted - 2006.06.03 16:02:00 -
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"As Oveur was checking out the mess he had made, the security guard was checking out Oveur"

Originally by: General Apocalypse the game is very well balanced
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mugaTUS
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Posted - 2006.06.03 16:19:00 -
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Damn bar stewards! they told me it was vodka!
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Tau Kherubin
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Posted - 2006.06.03 16:37:00 -
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Man behind Oveur: Sir, the decision is unanimous: 10.0 points for your triple pike with a twist. It was expertly executed.
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Kira Natel
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Posted - 2006.06.03 16:54:00 -
[75]
Yes Sir, you were podded by your own gang
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ParMizaN
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Posted - 2006.06.03 17:02:00 -
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Edited by: ParMizaN on 03/06/2006 17:03:54 "more nanofibers, sir?"
BDCI Recruitment Officer |

ParMizaN
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Posted - 2006.06.03 17:03:00 -
[77]
Edited by: ParMizaN on 03/06/2006 17:04:02
BDCI Recruitment Officer |

ParMizaN
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Posted - 2006.06.03 17:08:00 -
[78]
Originally by: Fi T'Zeh Ok funneh pictures of Oveur asside.
Why are you addressing the second most requested feature change, before the first ?
AFAIK they are still thinking on it, the solution won't be easy..
BDCI Recruitment Officer |

ivar R'dhak
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Posted - 2006.06.03 17:34:00 -
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In other news: CCP dunked their boss!  _ Mal-`Appears we got here just in a nick of time. What does that make us?¦ Zoe-¦Big damn heroes sir.¦ Mal-¦Aint we just.¦ |

mrg29
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Posted - 2006.06.03 17:38:00 -
[80]
"that was great but how am i going to explain putting all that vodka on my expense account" -
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Dr Fighter
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Posted - 2006.06.03 18:02:00 -
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Edited by: Dr Fighter on 03/06/2006 18:05:09 Caption: "Very funny guys, now whos got the solvent so i can unglue my hand from my face"
and
"Come on get up and dry off noone is gunna give you the kiss of life, we all saw you jump in"
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Xrak
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Posted - 2006.06.03 18:07:00 -
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"I just dont know what happened, one minute I was drinking by the pool, the next Im all wet!"
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Sarmaul
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Posted - 2006.06.03 19:01:00 -
[83]
"I'm covered in liquid, why aren't I drunk yet?"
Originally by: General Apocalypse the game is very well balanced
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The Ratfink
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Posted - 2006.06.03 19:50:00 -
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Edited by: The Ratfink on 03/06/2006 19:53:11 Edited by: The Ratfink on 03/06/2006 19:50:16 Guy on right "If it makes you feel better i took a leak in the pool earlier"
or...
Oveur "i took a leak while i was in there" Guy on right "Just for that your luggage is being sent to china"
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Maya Rkell
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Posted - 2006.06.03 19:50:00 -
[85]
Caption: "Is Sir not quite over his jetlag?"
But yea, nothing like "oh, we seem to have sent your luggage to Australia" No, really. That bag came back to me 6 days later via China and South Africa. Heh.
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Caethes Adain
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Posted - 2006.06.03 20:42:00 -
[86]
Caption...."I have a great idea for the tech 3 lottery"
On the subject of r&d and such, omg, implants....has someone been putting drugs in the devs foodstuffs. Blimey, I thought they had given up on it and decided it was soley a shotting stuff game 
More lub in that direction please, god know manu and r&D needs it.
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purpleaze
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Posted - 2006.06.03 20:51:00 -
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"Oveur says "what the ??!!!! Who took my ship!!!!!" or
UMMM she swore it was a japanese bath.
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Nanus Parkite
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Posted - 2006.06.03 21:10:00 -
[88]
"Who's laughing about the water-proof underwear now."
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Sarmea Moon
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Posted - 2006.06.03 21:19:00 -
[89]
*Guy behind Oveur* "Sorry, your insurance had already expired" --------- "Woof! Don't upset the fire pokemon when you're a grass pokemon!!" - my 12 year old son, to himself, while playing Pokemon Ruby. |

Zenst
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Posted - 2006.06.03 21:37:00 -
[90]
Well after reading the blog there can only be one caption:
"Hmmm it would appear that instajump bookmark was a little off after all"
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Celestoid
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Posted - 2006.06.03 22:04:00 -
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Caption: Guy with tie: Sir, I hope the water wasn't too cold.... Oveur: Do I look like a freakin thermometer???
pic with caption
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Deros
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Posted - 2006.06.03 22:55:00 -
[92]
ooh, thought of a new one:
Oveur: "So, come on, who pushed me?"
Other guy: "Sry Sir, we have no record of that in our logs"
D
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Joerd Toastius
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Posted - 2006.06.03 23:25:00 -
[93]
Originally by: Deros ooh, thought of a new one:
Oveur: "So, come on, who pushed me?"
Other guy: "Sry Sir, we have no record of that in our logs"
D
This man is funny.
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Kalaan Oratay
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Posted - 2006.06.04 00:01:00 -
[94]
'After heroically diving into the pool to rescue a buffet plate and being unable to resuscitate it, Oveur is comforted and encouraged back to the bar.'
---
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Arlenik Emmanouelik
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Posted - 2006.06.04 01:37:00 -
[95]
Ok, What does the winner get for this 'caption contest'?
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Deros
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Posted - 2006.06.04 02:24:00 -
[96]
dont know tbh :)
D
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Daedalus Maxwell
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Posted - 2006.06.04 02:59:00 -
[97]
Caption: "I'm sorry sir, hotel rules state you cannot Nerf(tm) the pool."
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Nebulae Mem
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Posted - 2006.06.04 03:17:00 -
[98]
Caption: "I think I swallowed a Frigate"
- "That's ok sir, we have a brand new Ibis for you, along with a free gift..."
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Bentguru
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Posted - 2006.06.04 03:58:00 -
[99]
Edited by: Bentguru on 04/06/2006 03:57:53 Caption: *Oveur's reaction after using a jump clone* "WHAT DO YOU MEAN MY IMPLANTS ARE GONE?! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" -- New Petition Inc Vid This signature is protected by the pattented NoDev 2000 technology. THERE WILL BE NO COLORS But colors are fun!!-Kaemonn
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Project Phoenix
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Posted - 2006.06.04 04:15:00 -
[100]
Suit Guy: "By the way, I just saved a tonne on my insurance by switching to Geico."
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MrBadidea
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Posted - 2006.06.04 04:55:00 -
[101]
"So I didn't leave my Eidolon in the bottom of the pool then... those damn BoB pilots tricked me again!"

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CaptainSeafort
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Posted - 2006.06.04 07:58:00 -
[102]
Caption: [Oveur] Hmm...nope, your passports not there either, Hams... [BlackSecurityDude] I told you that, now get back to fixing them bugs biatch!

"Planets and moons no longer hitch rides on player ships. Their towel privileges have been revoked." HHGG Lives on in EVE! |

Gothikia
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Posted - 2006.06.04 09:09:00 -
[103]
hahah, oveur owned :)
Gothikia is teh sexy!! |

Hardin
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Posted - 2006.06.04 09:31:00 -
[104]
"Free the slaves - or Oveur gets it in the back"
------------------------------ Hardin's Blog
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Jorak Falconstar
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Posted - 2006.06.04 11:06:00 -
[105]
[man in suit]Okay pirate, Are you going to tell us where the blob waiting for the Concord strike force is or do i have to dunk you again?
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MysticNZ
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Posted - 2006.06.04 11:19:00 -
[106]
"EVE - Makes you wet" -=====-
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Arlenik Emmanouelik
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Posted - 2006.06.04 12:00:00 -
[107]
Caption
Man: That was a quite big splash, sir! Oveur: Well yes, those Local Hull cargo expanders do let you carry alot of weight around.
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Antodias
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Posted - 2006.06.04 14:31:00 -
[108]
Is it just me or does Oveur look like Chris Moyles? ... Probably just me.
Tee hee. 
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Aiksen
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Posted - 2006.06.04 15:33:00 -
[109]
"Nearly drowning ain't a bug, it's WAD!"
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Zurtur
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Posted - 2006.06.04 16:50:00 -
[110]
"As CCP tryed new approach to BookMark problem, everything didnt go as planed."
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Seiver D'amross
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Posted - 2006.06.04 19:06:00 -
[111]
"I couldent see the keys to my titen. you jump in and see if you can find them.' ______________________________________________________ I shal stand tall and shake the heavens with my power |

Vult
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Posted - 2006.06.04 20:48:00 -
[112]
Caption: "No no no, sir, my pink wig is still in there!!!" --- The above statement probably doesn't make sense to anyone except myself and a barrel of monkeys. |

Mal Adicta
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Posted - 2006.06.04 21:43:00 -
[113]
"Thats the last time I buy a dodgy Insta to the Wet Bar" 
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Clyde Sdale
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Posted - 2006.06.04 22:18:00 -
[114]
Caption: "Well, it's like this... I was up in my room reading the forums and my clothes caught fire from all the flames! I had to jump, it was the quickest way... honest."
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Xiron
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Posted - 2006.06.04 22:38:00 -
[115]
"What do you mean your pool doesn't flush? Uh oh...."
or
"Sir, that better be a giant Snickers bar floating over there." |

Anglyson
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Posted - 2006.06.05 00:15:00 -
[116]
Edited by: Anglyson on 05/06/2006 00:17:34 who says BMs are number one with players as far as changes go ask anyone who uses them (most) leave them alone
as soon as they are screwed over with skills or added inaccuracies and who knows what all my three accounts are out period
don't know what i'll do with all that free time but i'm sure something will come up
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Helmut 314
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Posted - 2006.06.05 09:34:00 -
[117]
"The Path to Kali starts with a ritual bath, you know"
JHENR is recruiting. __________________________________
Trying is the first step of failure - Homer J Simpson |

Ltmayday
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Posted - 2006.06.05 10:11:00 -
[118]
Edited by: Ltmayday on 05/06/2006 10:12:20 Edited by: Ltmayday on 05/06/2006 10:11:33 Oveur:now that was luckly that Sharkbait was not here i wood be bait to him if i was in there 
*grin* -Caps the #1 ISD -Eris |

Oosel
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Posted - 2006.06.05 11:41:00 -
[119]
caption let me do the talking and remember ''we are the wet bandits''
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GouldFish
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Posted - 2006.06.05 12:16:00 -
[120]
Caption : Right hammerhead I think I can swim us back home so you don't need your passport.
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Hamurabi
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Posted - 2006.06.05 13:26:00 -
[121]
Caption : A rare sight in the wild, a penguin makes friends with a Walrus
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Allaina
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Posted - 2006.06.05 14:26:00 -
[122]
Edited by: Allaina on 05/06/2006 14:34:13 Caption: "Now how am I going to get Hammerhead back for this...... passport......!!!!" {edit} The above was similarly done already but I'll leave mine cause I like the wording better :)
I will submit: Ovuer, "I am the walrus. Koo Koo Kachoo." Man, "You are not the 5th Beatle and there is no yellow submarine in our pool."
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Togakure
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Posted - 2006.06.05 14:40:00 -
[123]
You can lead Oveur to the water but you can't make him swim.
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Luric Vizjier
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Posted - 2006.06.05 15:02:00 -
[124]
Caption: Future Fighter Drone Pilots.
Those of you that don't get that immediately, shame on you! :P -----------------------------------------------
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elFarto
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Posted - 2006.06.05 15:49:00 -
[125]
Copying from a well know comic...
Caption: Who the hell made this insta!!?
Regards elFarto
npc.elfarto.com > Ingame NPC database Jayne: Shiny. Let's be bad guys. |

Agillious
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Posted - 2006.06.05 17:13:00 -
[126]
Captions:
#1 Eve-Online's Oveur makes a big splash at E3... #2 Staff Member to Oveur: "How was your yearly bath, sir?" #3 Oveur tests the proposed cooling system for the new Intel -based Tranquility clusters...
Yarr!
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Pang Grohl
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Posted - 2006.06.05 17:30:00 -
[127]
Woohoo!! Reverse Engineering in the pipeline.
caption: "You see, Sir, real pirates make you walk the plank..."
This signature is a tribute to the greatest signature of all time. It's not the greatest signature ever, it's just a... Tribute!! |

Iconath
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Posted - 2006.06.05 18:31:00 -
[128]
"Sir, that is the second time you have entered the pool the throw up. It is not 'The biggest toilet you've ever seen'. Please stop drinking beer and go back to your room."
Originally by: Wrangler I think there's beer involved.
Inebriation / Rank 1 / SP: 255993 of 256000 |

Jali Prince
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Posted - 2006.06.05 18:39:00 -
[129]
Caption : Where are the wet rabbits?
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Samirol
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Posted - 2006.06.05 18:44:00 -
[130]
Originally by: Daniel Jackson Edited by: Daniel Jackson on 03/06/2006 14:14:16 na Oveur hes wet because someone just poped his POD and he has that wet goo from the inside of the pod all over him, hes just sitting next to the pool so he'll wont get embarrest that he got Podded! lol
we just found azumi blade's alt.
OREMONGERS |

Ryea Eripmav
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Posted - 2006.06.05 21:08:00 -
[131]
Edited by: Ryea Eripmav on 05/06/2006 21:10:35 Caption:
-1-Oveur's CCP mates redefine instajumps for him. Oveur: "Hey! You guys tricked me! That wasn't an instajump!"
-2-Man in suit *thought bubble*: "I'm just glad he didn't insta-pop after all that food and spiked Quafe."
I like this last one best of all:
-3-Man in suit: What did you say to her, man?  Oveur: I asked if I could instadock my Iteron Mk 5 in her station. *rubs face* Guess that was a "no." -----------------------------------------------
(\_/) (O.o) (> <) The Bunny strikes again, on his way to world domination.
"...The bunny, the bunny Oh! I love the bunny..." |

Steve McHorn
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Posted - 2006.06.05 21:39:00 -
[132]
Caption: "I'm melting! I'm melting!"
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3GG H34D
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Posted - 2006.06.05 23:09:00 -
[133]
Good laff @
Originally by: Antodias Is it just me or does Oveur look like Chris Moyles? ... Probably just me.
Tee hee. 
QFT.
Originally by: MysticNZ "EVE - Makes you wet"
   ========================================= Think u know 1337?, you dont know nuffink!
O_±8+nÅSk*¦u/°÷_˜¦=5ò@Q@Q@M_?ZåñIîbå+T~p(4y+--%£= p(4+iGmZ¦!++ì¦:B¦¦6x+ Ö |

Kira Natel
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Posted - 2006.06.06 00:06:00 -
[134]
"That should be pretty cool since the tech 2 lottery is the number 2 thing after insta-jump BMs that players want changed."
An few honest questions on your conclusion on the things that players want changed. Is it based solely on the forums where a majority of players do not post?
Shouldn't CCP have a more reliable way of sampling player wants? Or does CCP only want to listen to those that agree totally with their vision and not make some possible more drastic changes that would upset the forum warriors?
I'm just playing devil's advocate and it seems a misrepresentation that anything from the forums can be construed as representing anything more than a small portion of the playerbase. Possibly a majority agrees that these are the most pressing issues but wouldn't it be nice to ask them?
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Lucian Alucard
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Posted - 2006.06.06 00:32:00 -
[135]
Originally by: Ryea Eripmav Edited by: Ryea Eripmav on 05/06/2006 21:10:35 Caption:
-1-Oveur's CCP mates redefine instajumps for him. Oveur: "Hey! You guys tricked me! That wasn't an instajump!"
-2-Man in suit *thought bubble*: "I'm just glad he didn't insta-pop after all that food and spiked Quafe."
I like this last one best of all:
-3-Man in suit: What did you say to her, man?  Oveur: I asked if I could instadock my Iteron Mk 5 in her station. *rubs face* Guess that was a "no."
Oveure STOLE MY WOMAN!?!?
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Taladorn
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Posted - 2006.06.06 01:50:00 -
[136]
"All I asked her was if she had a stab in her low slot, crazy american chicks!"

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Kuolematon
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Posted - 2006.06.06 07:03:00 -
[137]
Mmmm, dripping wet Oveur *fap* *fap* 
Unnerf Amarr! "Just because you can utterly ruin another player's game doesn't mean that you must."
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Ki Shodan
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Posted - 2006.06.06 16:27:00 -
[138]
CCP Hammer:
Quote: That should be pretty cool since the tech 2 lottery is the number 2 thing after insta-jump BMs that players want changed.
Self centered as I am: I hereby declare, that i do not want to have insta-BM's changed! Skip the BM change and do the Lottery stuff instead!! -- bye, Ki Shodan
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heruloka
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Posted - 2006.06.06 18:39:00 -
[139]
Ohhhhh ________________ is so lucky i just put my beer on the table. If he would have messed with my beer...............
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Oz Draconis
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Posted - 2006.06.06 21:58:00 -
[140]
"In the name of the Father and of the Son and of the Holy Ghost..."
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Nikolai Nuvolari
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Posted - 2006.06.06 23:18:00 -
[141]
Originally by: Deros Oveur: "So, come on, who pushed me?"
Other guy: "Sry Sir, we have no record of that in our logs"
Best one yet. -------- Tom Thumb > for a nut case you rawk [04:21:15] Mebrithiel Ju'wien > Nik's bio 4tw btw [07:38:53] Graelyn > Nikolai for Dev 108!
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Nikolai Nuvolari
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Posted - 2006.06.06 23:19:00 -
[142]
Caption: *Oveur strokes his chin* "Yes, it's a good pool, but I have an idea to improve it...first you're going to need a truckload of hops and two truckloads of barley..." -------- Tom Thumb > for a nut case you rawk [04:21:15] Mebrithiel Ju'wien > Nik's bio 4tw btw [07:38:53] Graelyn > Nikolai for Dev 108!
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Arlenik Emmanouelik
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Posted - 2006.06.07 11:14:00 -
[143]
Caption
Man: Sir, I have your wife on the phone. She would like to speak with you. Oveur: Damn it, again? I wish I had drowned.
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Sensor Error
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Posted - 2006.06.07 13:08:00 -
[144]
"Ok, so the solution to the Insta problem isn't at the bottom of the pool.... Where could it be?"
RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE!!!
------------------------------------------ Dev Responses to common questions |

Sensor Error
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Posted - 2006.06.07 13:55:00 -
[145]
Originally by: Anglyson Edited by: Anglyson on 05/06/2006 00:17:34 who says BMs are number one with players as far as changes go ask anyone who uses them (most) leave them alone
as soon as they are screwed over with skills or added inaccuracies and who knows what all my three accounts are out period
don't know what i'll do with all that free time but i'm sure something will come up
Can I have your stuff?
RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE!!!
------------------------------------------ Dev Responses to common questions |

Iavia
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Posted - 2006.06.07 15:47:00 -
[146]
"SIR this is a funeral!..
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Gorath Vaan
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Posted - 2006.06.07 20:03:00 -
[147]
"Newsflash! A computer games developer was eliminated from the Luminous Bunny-Gargling Competition for swallowing... "
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Javane
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Posted - 2006.06.08 18:03:00 -
[148]
Caption: Is that what the nerfbat feels like?
Impossible is nothing. |

Rimhawk
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Posted - 2006.06.09 09:09:00 -
[149]
Edited by: Rimhawk on 09/06/2006 09:09:48 Captions:
1. No, it's a MISS Wet T-Shirt competition...
2. WCS: Water! Cool! Splash!
3. Guy in the back: "No sir, that thing in the pool was an inflatable raft, not your blow-up doll..." 
4. Darn, that insta was WAY off...
5. Oveur: 'I didn't see the pool, it was fitted with a T2 Cloaking device. No really!'
7. I thaught I thaw a Wubber Ducky... I did! I did see a Wubber Ducky!
8. Oveur's new method for sobering up for the next day of E3...
9. "Picture of Oveur after he had just told some EVE players at E3 about his new ideas for the Jovian race, which included pointy ears, long blond hair, battleaxes and magic potions."
9. Guy in the back: Sir, let me get this right: You claim you 'warped into the pool to get away from a named rat whose tank you couldn't break'... Sir, I'm pretty certain we have no rats in this hotel. And even if we did, we don't give them names. And I think we would have noticed if they drove tanks. Are you certain you didn't have too much to drink...?
10. Tech 2 Waterbombs 4tw! \o/
PS: This is a competition? What's the prize...?
Rimhawk V8 Interceptors |

Zurtur
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Posted - 2006.06.11 21:34:00 -
[150]
Got one more for you
Kieron: "I think i've got too much blood in my alcohol system."
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Nate D
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Posted - 2006.06.12 11:32:00 -
[151]
Originally by: Rimhawk
4. Darn, that insta was WAY off...
9. Guy in the back: "Sir, let me get this right: You claim you 'warped into the pool to get away from a named rat whose tank you couldn't break'... Sir, I'm pretty certain we have no rats in this hotel. And even if we did, we don't give them names. And I think we would have noticed if they drove tanks. Are you certain you didn't have too much to drink...?"
Hahahahaahahahahaha... Oh you ***** me up.!
-Nate
----------------------------------- My Resume is bait for a job at CCP. If I come off as sarcastic or rude, it's just my American humor. |

Rimhawk
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Posted - 2006.06.14 14:07:00 -
[152]
So when is the winner going to be announced...?  Rimhawk V8 Interceptors |

Madscotsman
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Posted - 2006.06.14 15:08:00 -
[153]
Before pic was taken.... Oveur:"Hey guys, watch this!!!"
Caption "Well, I guess my contacts weren't in there after all."
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Rimhawk
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Posted - 2006.06.23 19:39:00 -
[154]
Bumpage.... Hammerhead... Kieron...? Any word on the outcome of the competition? :) Rimhawk V8 Interceptors |

Kar ValNemik
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Posted - 2006.06.23 19:53:00 -
[155]
A moment of quiet reflection. After being baptised by MC Hammer, Oveur praises the lord for washing away his sins during E3.
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voxie
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Posted - 2006.06.23 20:24:00 -
[156]
simple...
"OMGWTFPNWD"
(for obvious reasons posted with an alt )
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Jane Vladmir
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Posted - 2006.06.23 20:30:00 -
[157]
"Oveur: Carebears fit parachutes."
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Rimac
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Posted - 2006.06.29 20:32:00 -
[158]
Bump for the competion....
Caption: Pool? What pool?!?!
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Suze'Rain
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Posted - 2006.06.29 22:24:00 -
[159]
"I am terribly sorry sir. We understand the pool could be easily mistaken for vodka"
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Deja Thoris
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Posted - 2006.07.05 23:57:00 -
[160]
"I'm sorry sir, the wet t-shirt competition finished half an hour ago"
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Red Ochre
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Posted - 2006.07.06 02:27:00 -
[161]
Oveur: I lost that many cool points? |

Drilla
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Posted - 2006.07.06 09:28:00 -
[162]
My caption entry:
I guess flameproof isn't waterproof....
Seek not to bar my way, for I shall win through - no matter the cost! |

Imperial Coercion
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Posted - 2006.07.07 09:12:00 -
[163]
Caption :
Heh, I got so drunk I ****ed myself there
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Malthros Zenobia
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Posted - 2006.07.10 15:33:00 -
[164]
Originally by: kieron The lost passport wasn't the end of Hammerhead's journey back from E3, there were still a few other obstacles for him to overcome before actually getting back to work. However, he's back, working on implants and some other future content for EVE.
There's also a little caption contest. At the end of the blog, you will see a picture of Oveur. Come up with a caption and post it here.
I suppose you want the link to the blog? Here it is. 
Caption:
"You know I could've sworn that pod goo tasted better in the past"
Oh, and bump due to the other thread asking about who won.
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