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Big Lynx
Destructive Mechanics Quam'Nocent
461
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Posted - 2014.06.06 09:42:00 -
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I recently finished my master in microbiology, continuing on PhD.
What are you doing? |

Dave Stark
6209
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Posted - 2014.06.06 09:43:00 -
[2] - Quote
Between jobs at the moment, got 2 interviews next week though. Both for IT jobs. |

Karen Avioras
Unsung Heroes Spaceship Samurai
810
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Posted - 2014.06.06 09:45:00 -
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I'm in school atm but I hope to work as an electrician. |

Tippia
Sunshine and Lollipops
22371
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Posted - 2014.06.06 09:45:00 -
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Torturing the young and innocent.
Kind of.
They asked for it, though  GÇ£If you're not willing to fight for what you have in GëívGëí you don't deserve it, and you will lose it.GÇ¥
Get a good start: Newbie skill plan 2.1. |

Solecist Project
Center for Advanced Studies Gallente Federation
2061
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Posted - 2014.06.06 09:46:00 -
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lIr8u0j08gU&app=desktop The case of the bottomless dress. https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&t=349499 |

Omar Alharazaad
ZomCom
170
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Posted - 2014.06.06 09:50:00 -
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Alcoholic. The pay sucks, but the benefits are nice.
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Marcus Gord
Stormcrows
55540
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Posted - 2014.06.06 09:52:00 -
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Solecist Project wrote:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lIr8u0j08gU&app=desktop
HAROOO!
 You can't take the sky from me
".....Storm'd at with shot and shell, Boldly they rode and well....." |

Big Lynx
Destructive Mechanics Quam'Nocent
461
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Posted - 2014.06.06 09:53:00 -
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Tippia wrote:Torturing the young and innocent. Kind of. They asked for it, though 
School or youth jail? :D
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Victor Andall
Heleneto Holdings
498
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Posted - 2014.06.06 09:56:00 -
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I'm just about to finish my first year as an iOS developer, after four years as a Java developer.
And just in time for Apple to switch programming languages. I just undocked for the first time and someone challenged me to a duel. Wat do? |

Scipio Artelius
The Vendunari End of Life
1802
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Posted - 2014.06.06 09:56:00 -
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UN Weapons Inspector Come Win At Eve - Join The Vendunari
. -á<- Argue this, not this ->-á( -í-¦ -£-û -í-¦) |
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Eugene Kerner
TunDraGon Drunk 'n' Disorderly
1238
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Posted - 2014.06.06 09:59:00 -
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Earth Scientist TunDraGon is recruiting! "Also, your boobs " -á CCP Eterne, 2012
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Vanell Draeko
Fweddit I Whip My Slaves Back and Forth
25
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Posted - 2014.06.06 10:01:00 -
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Im a Systems & User Support Specialist (IT) in a pharmaceutical company.
lol
  Oh noes |

Tora Bushido
EVE Corporation 987654321-POP The Marmite Collective
951
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Posted - 2014.06.06 10:04:00 -
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Astronaut YOU EITHER LOVE US OR WE HATE YOU - ADAPT OR DIE - DELETE THE WEAK
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Sato Page
BLOOGDORY
126
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Posted - 2014.06.06 10:07:00 -
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Starship captain Dinsdale Pirannha for CEO of CCP |

Schmata Bastanold
Black Rebel Rifter Club The Devil's Tattoo
1927
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Posted - 2014.06.06 10:14:00 -
[15] - Quote
Software dev.
13 years already, my gawd... Time to submit something to kickstarter and try to make myself rich. I am not my skills but... http://eveboard.com/pilot/Schmata_Bastanold |

Mag's
the united
17347
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Posted - 2014.06.06 10:34:00 -
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I work in the print industry, although I am off this week. 
Destination SkillQueue:- It's like assuming the lions will ignore you in the savannah, if you're small, fat and look helpless. |

Prince Kobol
1913
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Posted - 2014.06.06 10:34:00 -
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Working on the docks doing favour for sailors |

Rhivre
TarNec Invisible Exchequer
750
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Posted - 2014.06.06 10:34:00 -
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Doing my Masters thesis in Environmental Risk. Fluffy Bunny Pic! |

James Amril-Kesh
4S Corporation Goonswarm Federation
10322
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Posted - 2014.06.06 10:35:00 -
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Still working on my bachelor's in computer science. Yeah... I'm young. No, this isn't it at all. Make it more... psssshhhh. |

Belt Scout
Thread Lockaholics Anonymous
467
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Posted - 2014.06.06 10:38:00 -
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I have a small HVAC company here in New England. A few guys in a few trucks and going for almost 20 years now.
Wouldn't have it any other way.
. They say most of your brain shuts down on the EvE forums. All but the primitive side, the sarcastic side. No wonder I'm still awake. |
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Velicitia
Arma Artificer
2352
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Posted - 2014.06.06 10:44:00 -
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Capsuleer One of the bitter points of a good bittervet is the realisation that all those SP don't really do much, and that the newbie is having much more fun with what little he has. - Tippia |

Tippia
Sunshine and Lollipops
22371
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Posted - 2014.06.06 10:45:00 -
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Big Lynx wrote:Tippia wrote:Torturing the young and innocent. Kind of. They asked for it, though  School or youth jail? :D Worse. University. GÇ£If you're not willing to fight for what you have in GëívGëí you don't deserve it, and you will lose it.GÇ¥
Get a good start: Newbie skill plan 2.1. |

Talia Prime
Imperial Militia
34
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Posted - 2014.06.06 10:51:00 -
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Tippia wrote:Big Lynx wrote:Tippia wrote:Torturing the young and innocent. Kind of. They asked for it, though  School or youth jail? :D Worse. University.
I feel for you. Used to be contracts manager, now running my own company, still in construction..
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Abrazzar
Vardaugas Family
3715
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Posted - 2014.06.06 10:54:00 -
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I'm a statistic. Pay is crap but at least the numbers people are happy. Sovereignty and Population New Mining Mechanics |

Ka'Narlist
Dreddit Test Alliance Please Ignore
161
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Posted - 2014.06.06 10:54:00 -
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President of syria |

Mithandra
Serene Vendetta Brawls Deep
21
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Posted - 2014.06.06 10:57:00 -
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General Manager, Neurological and Specialist Care Unit |

Pliskkenn
Tribal Liberation Force Minmatar Republic
7
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Posted - 2014.06.06 11:00:00 -
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Taking up various positions from top to bottom in bars and restaurants and being unemployed.
Going to University next year. |

ShahFluffers
Ice Fire Warriors Late Night Alliance
5456
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Posted - 2014.06.06 11:03:00 -
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I am what every employee dislikes, management tries to be friendly with, and CEOs/Directors privately LOATHE... but everyone unfortunately needs for any long term plan to succeed and cover their asses when things invariably go wrong (or the tax man starts askig questions).
I am an accountant. Receivables, payroll, and data analysis to be more specific. Change isn't bad, but it isn't always good. Sometimes, the oldest and most simple of things can be the most elegant and effective.
"How did you veterans start?" |

Liafcipe9000
Critically Preposterous
20621
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Posted - 2014.06.06 11:14:00 -
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-+ Out Of Pod -+ Frostys Virpio > CCP: Continously Crying Playerbase
I like to gank it, gank it!
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Sibyyl
Gallente Federation
1493
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Posted - 2014.06.06 11:22:00 -
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Baby shark in training, at least until I pass the Bar. .. when everything else is gone .. |
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Lord LazyGhost
The Bastards The Bastards.
360
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Posted - 2014.06.06 11:28:00 -
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Coldstream Guardsman
British Army |

Kaarous Aldurald
ROC Deep Space The ROC
6785
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Posted - 2014.06.06 11:31:00 -
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I collect spores, molds, and fungus. "Verily, I have often laughed at the weaklings who thought themselves good because they had no claws."
Psychotic Monk for CSM9. |

draken shugar
Trev's mum
0
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Posted - 2014.06.06 11:41:00 -
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Training Officer in a casino, I teach people how to be croupiers and how to take chumps money
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Solecist Project
Center for Advanced Studies Gallente Federation
2063
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Posted - 2014.06.06 11:45:00 -
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Kaarous Aldurald wrote:I collect spores, molds, and fungus. Hahahahaha I get that one. :D The case of the bottomless dress. https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&t=349499 |

Arline Kley
PIE Inc. Praetoria Imperialis Excubitoris
316
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Posted - 2014.06.06 11:48:00 -
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I work in IT - and I'm feeling more and more apathetic to my collegues on a daily basis. Maybe its just the 4 hours of sleep I've had for the past few months.
Tippia wrote:Torturing the young and innocent. Kind of. They asked for it, though 
Marry me!!! Together we shall make them suffer for long periods and crush their dreams. Partially. Blessed are those that carry the Empress' Light; with it they destroy the shadows |

Dave Stark
6211
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Posted - 2014.06.06 11:54:00 -
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Arline Kley wrote:I work in IT - and I'm feeling more and more apathetic to my collegues on a daily basis. Maybe its just the 4 hours of sleep I've had for the past few months.
it's probably because you get people saying "it's broken and won't work" even though the dialogue box tells them exactly what the issue is.
Working in IT really does make you hate people, though. |

Azurius Dante
Banana Corp
26
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Posted - 2014.06.06 11:57:00 -
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Consultant :) |

Tavin Aikisen
Revenent Defence Corperation Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive
272
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Posted - 2014.06.06 11:59:00 -
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Qualified Aerospace Engineer. Looking at a career change. :/ Remember this. Trust your eyes, you will kill each other. Trust your veins, you can all go home. -Cold Wind |

Arline Kley
PIE Inc. Praetoria Imperialis Excubitoris
316
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Posted - 2014.06.06 12:00:00 -
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Dave Stark wrote:it's probably because you get people saying "it's broken and won't work" even though the dialogue box tells them exactly what the issue is.
Working in IT really does make you hate people, though.
I do try to supress the hatred. Not thats its healthy to do so, however. Maybe thats why my left eye twtiches and I get 1000 yard stares on occasion.. Blessed are those that carry the Empress' Light; with it they destroy the shadows |

Purity by Fire
The Death Stalkers The Marmite Collective
105
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Posted - 2014.06.06 12:05:00 -
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In my day job I run around fixing NHS computers.
In my evening job im a munitions tester for EvE online.  So like after 76 petitions I still dont have a logical normal answer. -á Fly safe and fly true and use your headset on the Loo |
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Christopher AET
Segmentum Solar Noir. Mercenary Group
666
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Posted - 2014.06.06 12:05:00 -
[41] - Quote
Aircraft Avionics Tech and full time sexyman I drain ducks of their moisture for sustenance. |

Nami Kumamato
School of Applied Knowledge Caldari State
182
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Posted - 2014.06.06 12:07:00 -
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2D Concept Artist (mainly mechanical design).
"And now my ship is oh so cloaked and fit It never felt so good, I never felt so hid" - Ramona McCandless, Untitled |

flakeys
The Mjolnir Bloc The Bloc
2206
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Posted - 2014.06.06 12:12:00 -
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cook 
We are all born ignorant, but one must work hard to remain stupid.
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Doreen Kaundur
417
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Posted - 2014.06.06 12:18:00 -
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Former F-16 tech. Now a disabled US Air Force vet.
I have a degree in computer programming which I don't use. (I know COBOL if you can believe it)
I like Pina Coladas, and getting caught in the rain...
Pretty much retired these days.
Here's my dating site profile
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Ralph King-Griffin
Var Foundation inc.
1758
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Posted - 2014.06.06 12:18:00 -
[45] - Quote
Was an animation student(mature), I'm a stay at home dad for now(absolutely no regrets, most fulfilling thing I have and likely ever will do), though they're nearly at the point where I can start studying again. "CAKE CANNOT HOLD UP TO BEING A CHARACTER DAMNIT."
Unsuccessful At Everything |

Spurty
V0LTA Triumvirate.
1347
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Posted - 2014.06.06 12:24:00 -
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i sit at the entrance door with 5 or 6 knuckle draggers and try to wallop people using the door with bubbles.
No wait .. that's just nutts.
I create prototypes and break software (usually my own ) for a living *signature is not allowed on the EVE Online forums* |

Peter Raptor
Galactic Hawks
676
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Posted - 2014.06.06 12:25:00 -
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You will find my job description fairly well represented in the Men in Black films,
If you see any unusual phenomena, please contact me, I'll interview you, and then introduce you to my Neuralizer..... Evelopedia;-á
The Amarr Empire, is known for its omnipresent religion -áGÇá-á-á |

Zappity
Stay Frosty. A Band Apart.
1128
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Posted - 2014.06.06 12:25:00 -
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Research Scientist, plant genetic engineer. Great fun. Zappity's Adventures for a taste of lowsec. |

De'Veldrin
Saint's Industries Brothers of Tangra
2120
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Posted - 2014.06.06 12:25:00 -
[49] - Quote
Dave Stark wrote:Arline Kley wrote:I work in IT - and I'm feeling more and more apathetic to my collegues on a daily basis. Maybe its just the 4 hours of sleep I've had for the past few months. it's probably because you get people saying "it's broken and won't work" even though the dialogue box tells them exactly what the issue is. Working in IT really does make you hate people, though.
I never thought about it like that but I realize now I was a lot less misanthropic before I became a help desk technician.
Anyway, now I'm a J2EE developer, and part time benevolent dictator. But what i really want to do is strut. GÇ£SandboxGÇ¥ does not mean that you will succeed at anything you attempt; it means you can attempt anything you want to succeed at. One of the largest obstacles in the way of your success is other players. |

Sibyyl
Gallente Federation
1494
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Posted - 2014.06.06 12:25:00 -
[50] - Quote
Tulips on an organ? .. when everything else is gone .. |
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Yarda Black
Epidemic. Nulli Secunda
166
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Posted - 2014.06.06 12:37:00 -
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Im a psychologist.
People rule!
But seriously; EVE is a great place for me :) |

Graabeerd Khagah
ImaNicePirate.com
150
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Posted - 2014.06.06 12:39:00 -
[52] - Quote
Retired Transport Operator, now online Journalist.
My Eve job, PIRATE YARRRRRRRRRR!!!         !!! |

Unruffled Equanimity
1
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Posted - 2014.06.06 12:40:00 -
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Pearl diver and Oneirocritic |

Dave Stark
6213
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Posted - 2014.06.06 12:42:00 -
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De'Veldrin wrote:I never thought about it like that but I realize now I was a lot less misanthropic before I became a help desk technician.
my favourite example was as follows;
"Dave my laptop just died" "what do you mean it just died?" "well it gave me a low battery warning about 15 mins ago, and now there's just a black screen" "did you put it on your docking station to charge while you were working?" "no."
there are some kinds of people you want to help by simply putting them out of everyone else's misery. |

Doreen Kaundur
419
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Posted - 2014.06.06 12:46:00 -
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Dave Stark wrote:De'Veldrin wrote:I never thought about it like that but I realize now I was a lot less misanthropic before I became a help desk technician. my favourite example was as follows; "Dave my laptop just died" "what do you mean it just died?" "well it gave me a low battery warning about 15 mins ago, and now there's just a black screen" "did you put it on your docking station to charge while you were working?" "no." there are some kinds of people you want to help by simply putting them out of everyone else's misery.
You mean to say the CD/DVD tray ISNT a drink coaster? 
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Ryder 'ook
Die..Brut
67
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Posted - 2014.06.06 12:49:00 -
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Biologist by training (plant genetics and evolution).
Now on a nice and quiet permanent position as head of labs for a bunch of physicists, trying every day to make them NOT kill themselves when they do chem or bio experiments.
Research was fun while it lasted. But with two little children those 60-70 hour weeks do not appeal anymore... Every atom in our bodies was forged in the furnace of ancient stars - it's time we return home. |

Doreen Kaundur
420
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Posted - 2014.06.06 12:51:00 -
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Yarda Black wrote:Im a psychologist.
People rule!
But seriously; EVE is a great place for me :)
Im a misanthrope.
People suck!! 
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Rhivre
TarNec Invisible Exchequer
750
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Posted - 2014.06.06 12:52:00 -
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So many botanists of various types! \o/ Fluffy Bunny Pic! |

War Kitten
Panda McLegion
5257
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Posted - 2014.06.06 12:52:00 -
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Ooh, resume time?
I've been an industrial programmer (PLCs), PC support person, manager, small business owner, VB programmer, web programmer and database programmer for universities and companies large and small. Currently I work for a global medical device company.
I find that without a good mob to provide one for them, most people would have no mentality at all. |

Schmata Bastanold
Black Rebel Rifter Club The Devil's Tattoo
1931
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Posted - 2014.06.06 13:03:00 -
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Doreen Kaundur wrote:Im a misanthrope. People suck!! 
Seems like I am misanthrope too.
All those years I just thought I simply hate people. I am not my skills but... http://eveboard.com/pilot/Schmata_Bastanold |
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Liam Inkuras
Mafia Redux
1120
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Posted - 2014.06.06 13:08:00 -
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I'm a chemist, author, poet, engineer, athlete, physicist, mathematician, doctor, theatrical technician, actor, psychologist, and friend.
In other words, I'm a highschool student  I wear my goggles at night.
Any spelling/grammatical errors come complimentary with my typing on a phone |

Arline Kley
PIE Inc. Praetoria Imperialis Excubitoris
316
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Posted - 2014.06.06 13:14:00 -
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Doreen Kaundur wrote:You mean to say the CD/DVD tray ISNT a drink coaster? 
I will find you and flay you alive.
And yes, that's my typical reply to someone who does something daft. I'm surprised HR hasn't been informed. Blessed are those that carry the Empress' Light; with it they destroy the shadows |

Dave Stark
6214
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Posted - 2014.06.06 13:21:00 -
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Doreen Kaundur wrote:You mean to say the CD/DVD tray ISNT a drink coaster?  you haven't lived until you've eaten pizza that has been put in to the empty gap in the server rack to keep warm. |

Solecist Project
Center for Advanced Studies Gallente Federation
2065
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Posted - 2014.06.06 13:24:00 -
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Dave Stark wrote:Doreen Kaundur wrote:You mean to say the CD/DVD tray ISNT a drink coaster?  you haven't lived until you've eaten pizza that has been put in to the empty gap in the server rack to keep warm. Hmmm electrosmog pizza. The case of the bottomless dress. https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&t=349499 |

Faenir Antollare
University of Caille Gallente Federation
293
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Posted - 2014.06.06 13:27:00 -
[65] - Quote
Formerly a Stonemason of excellent repute, nowadays a full time Carer and a part time Angling Guide.
If I could do things a tad different I would of liked to have gone back to "school" over the last decade or so and spent some time learning about computers and the understanding of, so many times I am completely stumped by a PC issue and then there are other times when I truly have no idea what some of the younger Peeps I know are talking about when they talk such tech. Schooling in the 60`s and 70`s never quite prepared me for Eve :) |

mr ed thehouseofed
Wrought iron Industries
2864
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Posted - 2014.06.06 13:30:00 -
[66] - Quote
boilermaker/welder, specialize in wrought iron ,fences, spiral staircases, gates etc real gamers only need one toon . i want a eve pinball machine make it so CCP |

Ramona McCandless
The McCandless Clan
4955
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Posted - 2014.06.06 13:33:00 -
[67] - Quote
Night nurse in a coma ward "A naughty sarcastic nun that's come to whip me with a ruler." - Domanique Altares "If someone doesn't appreciate your presence, make them appreciate your absence." - Anon. |

Trin Javidan
Caymen Labs
26
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Posted - 2014.06.06 13:38:00 -
[68] - Quote
Owner of the biggest soda company of india |

I Love Boobies
All Hail Boobies
1165
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Posted - 2014.06.06 13:44:00 -
[69] - Quote
Eve is real... this IS my job.  |

Ned Thomas
Angry Rockbiters M1NER CONFL1CT
45
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Posted - 2014.06.06 13:44:00 -
[70] - Quote
Day job is running several computerized manufacturing machines in a small metal fabrication shop. I also do in house IT work andCAD set up.
On the side I do freelance programming, graphic design, security testing, and I've been known to write a thing or two. As a hobby I play around with stocks and make crappy electronic music. |
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Kijo Rikki
Powder and Ball Alchemists Union The Predictables
710
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Posted - 2014.06.06 13:48:00 -
[71] - Quote
I guess I'm going to be the boring guy here. Sales & Customer Service for an Underground Utility company and general gopher for the boss. I do get to work from home, though....often I wonder if that's a good thing or a bad thing, it has its pros and cons. It is really hard to change your signature settings |

ShahFluffers
Ice Fire Warriors Late Night Alliance
5457
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Posted - 2014.06.06 13:48:00 -
[72] - Quote
Doreen Kaundur wrote:Yarda Black wrote:Im a psychologist.
People rule!
But seriously; EVE is a great place for me :) Im a misanthrope. People suck!!  Same. I realized this after owning a restaurant for 5 years... I wisely chose a less people oriented career after that. Now I no longer have to conceal my disdain for humanity in order to get paid.
*floor worker enters cubicle* "Hey, can I ask for a favor man?" *deadpan stares back* "Yeah, umm... can you start paying me in cash? I don't trust the banks." *still deadpan stares* "This would not have anything to do with the new child support claim i just got, right?" "......." "That would be 5 now, right?" "............." "Sorry, but i cannot help you. Might i suggest being more careful?" "*******, you can't talk to me like that! I'll file a complaint." *point to the cubicle next to me* "HR is there. Good luck."
(NOTE: HR is a single mother whose husband ran out on her) Change isn't bad, but it isn't always good. Sometimes, the oldest and most simple of things can be the most elegant and effective.
"How did you veterans start?" |

Vipre Morte
Team JK
100
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Posted - 2014.06.06 14:09:00 -
[73] - Quote
IT Security Administrator for a utility company in the U.S.
This is poor OPSEC. |

Anslo
Scope Works
5276
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Posted - 2014.06.06 14:18:00 -
[74] - Quote
Clinical Research
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Bayonnefrog
Hedion University Amarr Empire
29
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Posted - 2014.06.06 14:19:00 -
[75] - Quote
Accountant, CPA. |

Schmata Bastanold
Black Rebel Rifter Club The Devil's Tattoo
1931
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Posted - 2014.06.06 14:20:00 -
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ShahFluffers wrote:(NOTE: HR is a single mother whose husband ran out on her)
Did he came back to you with a complaint against her? 
My daddy run away too. Some day I will get filthy rich and I will get into that sikret circle that organizes hunting for a ultimate game. And I will give them his address on the back of big fat check for "appliances"  I am not my skills but... http://eveboard.com/pilot/Schmata_Bastanold |

Mistah Ewedynao
Center for Advanced Studies Gallente Federation
481
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Posted - 2014.06.06 14:29:00 -
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Full time caregiver for my 90 yr old Mom, pay is non-existant and can't really participate in any group activities in Eve or IRL because she comes first.
Still the most rewarding thing I've ever done. "They" gave her 2 weeks to live when I got here over 18 months ago, so I guess I am doing ok.
Prior to saving my Mom from a nursing home I was a merchant marine Captain. Nerf Goons
Nuke em from orbit....it's the only way to be sure. |

Eurydia Vespasian
Storm Hunters Disturbed Acquaintance
8703
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Posted - 2014.06.06 14:32:00 -
[78] - Quote
I'm a surgical technologist. |

Val'Dore
PlanetCorp InterStellar E.A.R.T.H. Federation
518
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Posted - 2014.06.06 14:32:00 -
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Kaarous Aldurald wrote:I collect spores, molds, and fungus.
He's dead Jim :(
I myself am an entrepreneur, inventor, author, engineer, business owner, and truck driver any given day of the week. I'm not rich, but I work for myself and nobody else.
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Seraph Essael
Devils Diciples League of Infamy
708
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Posted - 2014.06.06 14:34:00 -
[80] - Quote
Physicist. Although currently studying for an MPhys in Astrophysics.
Hoping to have this open doors abroad, the field is dead in the UK unless you want to teach. 
Get to spend three months in Svalbard in a few months. Makes for a happy me...  Quoted from Doc Fury: "Concerned citizens: Doc seldom plays EVE on the weekends during spring and summer, so you will always be on your own for a couple days a week. Doc spends that time collecting kittens for the on-going sacrifices, engaging in reckless outdoor activities, and speaking in the 3rd person." |
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Eurydia Vespasian
Storm Hunters Disturbed Acquaintance
8703
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Posted - 2014.06.06 14:37:00 -
[81] - Quote
Every time a thread like this gets posted, I think to myself "Where are all the burger flippers?" |

Anslo
Scope Works
5277
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Posted - 2014.06.06 14:38:00 -
[82] - Quote
Eurydia Vespasian wrote:Every time a thread like this gets posted, I think to myself "Where are all the burger flippers?"
In Eve? Really?
Meight....
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Val'Dore
PlanetCorp InterStellar E.A.R.T.H. Federation
519
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Posted - 2014.06.06 14:38:00 -
[83] - Quote
Eurydia Vespasian wrote:Every time a thread like this gets posted, I think to myself "Where are all the burger flippers?"
League of Legends.
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Dave Stark
6214
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Posted - 2014.06.06 14:45:00 -
[84] - Quote
I once fipped burgers. it was the summer before i went to university. that summer i realised that going to university was one of the best decisions i'd ever made. |

Alaric Faelen
Sabotage Incorporated Executive Outcomes
264
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Posted - 2014.06.06 14:48:00 -
[85] - Quote
retired US Army. former defense contractor.
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Drago Shouna
Royal Amarr Institute Amarr Empire
48
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Posted - 2014.06.06 14:52:00 -
[86] - Quote
Train Driver, the shifts and hours are crap but it keeps the sub money rolling in  |

Dring Dingle
Polaris Rising The Bastion
142
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Posted - 2014.06.06 14:59:00 -
[87] - Quote
In construction managment, long hours cuts into eve time >:/
xD
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DrSmegma
Smegma United
251
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Posted - 2014.06.06 15:00:00 -
[88] - Quote
DrSmegma Space lonely? multicamchat.com |

Tenchi Sal
White Knights of Equestria
215
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Posted - 2014.06.06 15:02:00 -
[89] - Quote
From what i've been told by some players, i live in my moms basement and play eve all day as my profession. |

Eurydia Vespasian
Storm Hunters Disturbed Acquaintance
8704
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Posted - 2014.06.06 15:02:00 -
[90] - Quote
Dave Stark wrote:I once fipped burgers. it was the summer before i went to university. that summer i realised that going to university was one of the best decisions i'd ever made.
I did a few crappy jobs before post high school education. Sandwich artist at Subway. Hotel housekeeper. Retail clerk at a outdoor recreational outlet. Feels like forever but it's really been...less than a decade.
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Alayna Le'line
99
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Posted - 2014.06.06 15:11:00 -
[91] - Quote
I'm a software developer. |

MeBiatch
GRR GOONS
1881
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Posted - 2014.06.06 15:17:00 -
[92] - Quote
I guess i am the only investment banker that plays eve eh? There are no stupid Questions... just stupid people... CCP Goliath wrote:
Ugh ti-di pooping makes me sad. |

Herzog Wolfhammer
Sigma Special Tactics Group
4980
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Posted - 2014.06.06 15:24:00 -
[93] - Quote
I'm just a gigolo and everywhere I go.... Bring back DEEEEP Space! |

Nova Artcursis
Anthelmintics
0
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Posted - 2014.06.06 15:26:00 -
[94] - Quote
Systems Administrator.
I'm the guy people complain to when the network is slow.
When they complain the network is slow I run a packet capture, pull it into wireshark and filter for their IP - Usually they're on Youtube, Hulu, Twitch or trying to do some shopping (Macys, Amazon, Nordstoms etc). No one ever complains about network throughput when they're actually working. |

Nixss
Vampire Kittens
38
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Posted - 2014.06.06 15:34:00 -
[95] - Quote
I worked in a nail salon making people look pretty until I saved enough money to open my own hair/nail salon. |

Da'iel Zehn
Evil Frosty's Premium Liqours and Fine Wines
164
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Posted - 2014.06.06 15:36:00 -
[96] - Quote
IT Manager and I'm working on my Masters in Business Administration.  Daniel Zehn Keeper of Evil Frosty
PLEX for...-á :-) |

Radelix Cisko
JUMP DRIVE ACTIVE
186
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Posted - 2014.06.06 15:41:00 -
[97] - Quote
IT hamster working towards MBA. Despite my posting prowess I really am terrible at this game
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Eyrun Mangeiri
Brave Newbies Inc. Brave Collective
12
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Posted - 2014.06.06 15:45:00 -
[98] - Quote
Chemist I can see what you see not - vision milky then eyes rot. When you turn they will be gone - whispering their hidden song. |

Cherri Cordite
Psychiatric Wing
0
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Posted - 2014.06.06 15:47:00 -
[99] - Quote
I keep the world supplied with pron, cat videos and internet spaceships. Sometimes people call me a network engineer. |

Igor DeathPunch
Viziam Amarr Empire
9
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Posted - 2014.06.06 15:50:00 -
[100] - Quote
I am the Chief Information Security Officer for a Internet Cable provider in Central America.
i also Develop Secure sites for Credit Unions. |
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Sarah Nalelmir
Imperial Academy Amarr Empire
34
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Posted - 2014.06.06 15:51:00 -
[101] - Quote
Kaarous Aldurald wrote:I collect spores, molds, and fungus.
RIP Harold Ramis :( |

DaReaper
Net 7 The Last Brigade
578
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Posted - 2014.06.06 16:03:00 -
[102] - Quote
lvl 3 sever break/fix tech 10 years of eve... yea i'm an addict |

Gulch P13
Victorious Secret.
4
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Posted - 2014.06.06 16:08:00 -
[103] - Quote
26 Years in the machining industry. .doing Cad/Cam and programming VMC's. |

Matt Emery
Hax. Triumvirate.
9
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Posted - 2014.06.06 16:11:00 -
[104] - Quote
Im currently looking for a new job :(
Had interviews recently but just waiting on news ^^
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SurrenderMonkey
Space Llama Industries
895
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Posted - 2014.06.06 16:12:00 -
[105] - Quote
I am a Navy Seal with over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and IGÇÖm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces.
/Sorry, had to. "Help, I'm bored with missions!"
http://swiftandbitter.com/eve/wtd/ |

Black Panpher
Ganja Inc
1665
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Posted - 2014.06.06 16:14:00 -
[106] - Quote
This thread again? Maybe do your next degree in searching forums. |

MeBiatch
GRR GOONS
1881
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Posted - 2014.06.06 16:30:00 -
[107] - Quote
Sarah Nalelmir wrote:Kaarous Aldurald wrote:I collect spores, molds, and fungus. RIP Harold Ramis :(
ghostbusters was on last night... great movie There are no stupid Questions... just stupid people... CCP Goliath wrote:
Ugh ti-di pooping makes me sad. |

Frostys Virpio
The Mjolnir Bloc The Bloc
1108
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Posted - 2014.06.06 16:49:00 -
[108] - Quote
Dave Stark wrote:Doreen Kaundur wrote:You mean to say the CD/DVD tray ISNT a drink coaster?  you haven't lived until you've eaten pizza that has been put in to the empty gap in the server rack to keep warm.
Never tell the architect or the ****** will slap a 1U unit in there faster than you can order a new pizza. I know cuz it happened to me... |

Ralph King-Griffin
Var Foundation inc.
1765
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Posted - 2014.06.06 17:03:00 -
[109] - Quote
Eurydia Vespasian wrote:Every time a thread like this gets posted, I think to myself "Where are all the burger flippers?" Mining, blissfully unaware. "CAKE CANNOT HOLD UP TO BEING A CHARACTER DAMNIT."
Unsuccessful At Everything |

Elusive Panda
Gendry's Leech Eternal Pretorian Alliance
18
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Posted - 2014.06.06 17:05:00 -
[110] - Quote
Software dev |
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Bayonnefrog
Hedion University Amarr Empire
30
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Posted - 2014.06.06 17:15:00 -
[111] - Quote
MeBiatch wrote:I guess i am the only investment banker that plays eve eh?
I think there are a few out there from what I've heard. |

Miyammato Musashi
Freeport Exploration Loosely Affiliated Pirates Alliance
36
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Posted - 2014.06.06 17:18:00 -
[112] - Quote
I'm a cat behavior consultant and pornography historian. |

Chandaris
Immortalis Inc. Shadow Cartel
580
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Posted - 2014.06.06 17:37:00 -
[113] - Quote
UNIX Sysadmin, and I race and I volunteer time at the local sailing club as a race coach. |

Of Montreal
SwAmPLaNds
2
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Posted - 2014.06.06 17:38:00 -
[114] - Quote
Operations Supervisor for a large format retail graphics printing company. |

Billy McCandless
The McCandless Clan
367
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Posted - 2014.06.06 17:39:00 -
[115] - Quote
aye werk as ah coder four appul an in mi spair time aye also am a tabel "Thread locked for being deemed a total loss." - ISD Ezwal |

Erid Tangor
University of Caille Gallente Federation
6
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Posted - 2014.06.06 17:40:00 -
[116] - Quote
Cardiac Perfusionist. I operate heart-lung machines for a private surgical practice. |

Josef Djugashvilis
Acme Mining Corporation
2433
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Posted - 2014.06.06 17:44:00 -
[117] - Quote
Dave Stark wrote:Between jobs at the moment, got 2 interviews next week though. Both for IT jobs.
I wish you luck and hope you get the better of the two. This is not a signature. |

Antihrist Pripravnik
Tribal Liberation Force Minmatar Republic
324
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Posted - 2014.06.06 17:48:00 -
[118] - Quote
Software dev. My signature got stolen (o.0) |

Rowells
Unknown Soldiers Fidelas Constans
731
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Posted - 2014.06.06 17:48:00 -
[119] - Quote
I sell propane and propane assessories |

Tarpedo
Incursionista
1354
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Posted - 2014.06.06 17:57:00 -
[120] - Quote
I'm writing "out of the box" software to sell it. So - programmer, engineer, marketologist, salesperson, accountant, advertiser, QA, support specialist etc. |
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ctx2007
Wychwood and Wells Beer needs you
394
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Posted - 2014.06.06 17:59:00 -
[121] - Quote
Torturer of souls
Nah caretaker will level 3 IT support skills  You only-árealise you life has been a waste of time, when you wake up dead. |

neo smith
Aliastra Gallente Federation
36
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Posted - 2014.06.06 18:05:00 -
[122] - Quote
proctologist. |

Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
14046
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Posted - 2014.06.06 18:05:00 -
[123] - Quote
Professional Wrathmonger, Muffin Puppeteer, and Bane of HR.
Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings? |

Meiyang Lee
Game Instrument Applications
54
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Posted - 2014.06.06 18:18:00 -
[124] - Quote
Lab Technician for a Pharmaceutical company.  |

Chassie Ellecon
Federal Navy Academy Gallente Federation
0
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Posted - 2014.06.06 18:33:00 -
[125] - Quote
A student, studying how to fix computer and keep connected to the interwebs, while guarding precious information and administrating a companies line of computers all at once. Kinda serious there.
Just about find out if I am to work tonight serving food at the local Drag Racing Strip. Should be fun : )
Take care of the family called Mom and Dad.
Shooting rocks and Ships on the side, while providing entertainment to friends so I can die laughing rather than sad and lonely. |

Sentient Blade
Crisis Atmosphere
1265
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Posted - 2014.06.06 18:36:00 -
[126] - Quote
Software Engineer, I design and build web applications for professional associations' remote education. |

Issler Dainze
Tadakastu-Obata Corporation The Honda Accord
2504
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Posted - 2014.06.06 18:53:00 -
[127] - Quote
Omar Alharazaad wrote:Alcoholic. The pay sucks, but the benefits are nice.
More of an avocation for me.  |

Issler Dainze
Tadakastu-Obata Corporation The Honda Accord
2504
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Posted - 2014.06.06 18:56:00 -
[128] - Quote
Software engineer/Technical Program Manager by day, struggling space empire builder the rest of the time.  |

Idris Maelfa
Tribal Liberation Force Minmatar Republic
10
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Posted - 2014.06.06 19:00:00 -
[129] - Quote
Horse Racing |

Idris Maelfa
Tribal Liberation Force Minmatar Republic
10
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Posted - 2014.06.06 19:08:00 -
[130] - Quote
Doreen Kaundur wrote:Former F-16 tech. Now a disabled US Air Force vet. I have a degree in computer programming which I don't use. (I know COBOL if you can believe it) I like Pina Coladas, and getting caught in the rain... Pretty much retired these days. Here's my dating site profile
Sorry, you're too young looking to know COBOL and you don't have a beard big enough to hide last week's Chinese takeaway.
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Silk75
Wildly Inappropriate Goonswarm Federation
20
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Posted - 2014.06.06 19:13:00 -
[131] - Quote
Contact Lens Optician - fun times making people see. |

Anna Karhunen
Inoue INEXP
364
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Posted - 2014.06.06 19:14:00 -
[132] - Quote
Pharmacist. As my old maths teacher used to say: "Statistics are like bikinis: It's what they don't show that's interesting". -CCP Aporia |

Miichael Epic
Event Horizon Consecution Psychotic Alliance
33
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Posted - 2014.06.06 19:26:00 -
[133] - Quote
I work at a pawn shop |

Ian Morbius
50
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Posted - 2014.06.06 19:43:00 -
[134] - Quote
"I put out oil well fires."
15:50 - Taxi TV Series S1E5pÇÉENG SUBpÇæ(1978-1983) .
www.acronymfinder.com - For when companies allow engineers to create surveys for their customers.
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Themanfromdalmontee
EVE RADIO ARMY
63
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Posted - 2014.06.06 19:51:00 -
[135] - Quote
Consultant |

Subject 4927
The Last Service.
62
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Posted - 2014.06.06 19:51:00 -
[136] - Quote
I join small companies who don't do background checks, I then proceed to steal everything and destroy as much as I can, teaching them something in the process.
I'm actually a contractor and run the family company with my dad, So playing eve at the office is like, okay.
I probably made you lose isk once. |

LyleLanley
Republic Military School Minmatar Republic
2
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Posted - 2014.06.06 19:55:00 -
[137] - Quote
Currently moving away from my role as a TV News Cameraman & Editor, and transitioning into the film world as a 2nd Assistant Camera. |

Hannibal Carlisle
Black Storm Cartel Snuggle Struggle.
4
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Posted - 2014.06.06 19:57:00 -
[138] - Quote
Property & casualty adjuster. Explains why I never insure ships. |

Mr Pragmatic
885
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Posted - 2014.06.06 20:03:00 -
[139] - Quote
Adult male actor.
You might have seen many of my films on "tube" sites. Super cali hella yolo swaga dopeness. -á-Yoloswaggins, in the fellowship of the bling. |

Marsha Mallow
919
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Posted - 2014.06.06 20:18:00 -
[140] - Quote
ShahFluffers wrote:I am what every employee dislikes, management tries to be friendly with, and CEOs/Directors privately LOATHE... but everyone unfortunately needs for any long term plan to succeed and cover their asses when things invariably go wrong (or the tax man starts askig questions).
I am an accountant. Receivables, payroll, and data analysis to be more specific. I used to do this, started out in receivables and treasury. Luckily they canned me before I qualified. There's something about spreedsheet perves that's just not right.
Now torturing my tutors with horriable essays on a humanities degree (as a mature student).
Tippia wrote:Torturing the young and innocent. Kind of. They asked for it, though  Most of my lecturers are younger than me. They keep giving me the notsureifserious look, always pleases me. Not that I'm a sadist or anything :P TO THE RIPARDMOBILE! |
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Wacktopia
Noir. Noir. Mercenary Group
658
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Posted - 2014.06.06 20:37:00 -
[141] - Quote
Tippia wrote:Torturing the young and innocent. Kind of. They asked for it, though 
Hey, I think I found a pic of you... -// Public Fleets: http://fleet-up.com/Operation/Public //- |

Fal Dara
Drunk Chaos Blood.Drunk
113
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Posted - 2014.06.06 20:39:00 -
[142] - Quote
I drive a bus.
In Alaska.
Not during the summer. |

Eli Hakomairos
Creeper Co. Forkoff
50
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Posted - 2014.06.06 20:53:00 -
[143] - Quote
College student. Actually had processed into the navy after i graduated with the intention of doing EOD. due to complications the processing took almost 6 months, and by that time college was starting so opted out and went to school. 2 years later and here i am. when i graduate i will be trying to get an officer commission. |

Mike Azariah
DemSal Corporation DemSal Unlimited
1191
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Posted - 2014.06.06 21:12:00 -
[144] - Quote
Teach high school, math and science
yeah,
m Mike Azariah-á CSM8 and now CSM9 |

Jonah Gravenstein
Machiavellian Space Bastards
18653
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Posted - 2014.06.06 21:29:00 -
[145] - Quote
Two jobs, yay.
Part time auto electrician, specialising in loom repairs and security, and part time PC repair guy.
Eve is an introduction to teamwork, paranoia, dealing with consequences, coping with loss, economics, long term planning, bartering, astronomy, and the theory of space submarine travel.
Nil mortifi sine lucre |

O'Sheagada
Brave Newbies Inc. Brave Collective
7
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Posted - 2014.06.06 21:32:00 -
[146] - Quote
Active Duty Army Engineer Officer |
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CCP Falcon
7460

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Posted - 2014.06.06 21:45:00 -
[147] - Quote

CCP Falcon -á || -á EVE Community Manager -á || -á EVE Illuminati
@CCP_Falcon -á || -á-á@EVE_LiveEvents |
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Haedonism Bot
Revolutionary Front
1200
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Posted - 2014.06.06 21:46:00 -
[148] - Quote
I'm a 12 year old serial rapist/murderer who lives in a basement.
Actually I'm 35 and work in a factory making computer chips, and am a pillar of the community. www.everevolutionaryfront.blogspot.com
Psychotic Monk for CSM9 |

Warde Guildencrantz
TunDraGon Drunk 'n' Disorderly
1041
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Posted - 2014.06.06 21:48:00 -
[149] - Quote
Computer Engineering student |

GreasyCarl Semah
A Game as Old as Empire
133
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Posted - 2014.06.06 21:56:00 -
[150] - Quote
Executive at an investment fund. It is like a rap song sometimes, C notes by the layer, private jet flights all over, front row seats at NBA games, etc, etc. Other times it is the most boring crap ever, spreadsheets, endless phone calls, 300 emails a day (have 2741 in my inbox right now), talking to attorneys non stop, babysitting adults. To quote Joe Walsh ..."I can't complain but sometimes I still do". |
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Makoto Priano
Priano Trans-Stellar State Services Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive
6303
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Posted - 2014.06.06 21:59:00 -
[151] - Quote
Professional counter-of-money.
It's somewhere between being an accountant and cashier. Priano Trans-Stellar: elegant solutions for the State's needs. |

Chinwe Rhei
Tribal Liberation Force Minmatar Republic
99
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Posted - 2014.06.06 22:09:00 -
[152] - Quote
I'm a game developer.
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Eli Hakomairos
Creeper Co. Forkoff
51
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Posted - 2014.06.06 22:14:00 -
[153] - Quote
I'll take this as "I fit shoes on women monday through friday, on the weekends i work at a bridal store, and one hour a week i hangout with a Computer gaming Company." |

ArmyOfMe
Origin. Black Legion.
303
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Posted - 2014.06.06 22:32:00 -
[154] - Quote
nurse practitioner, goes well with me beeing a pirate ingame amirite? QUOTE CCP Dolan and the EVE Online development team:-áThe battle was relatively even for some time with CFC and Russian forces holding moderate lead at first and only have a slight lead in Titan kills. Then came a turning point in the battle. Manfred Sideous, the initial Fleet Commander for PL/N3, handed over command to the CEO of Northern Coalition., Vince Draken |

Josef Djugashvilis
Acme Mining Corporation
2435
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Posted - 2014.06.06 22:39:00 -
[155] - Quote
Is the smile because you have not been laid off yet?
Or because you will soon join the rest of CCP at Riot Games?  This is not a signature. |

Sabriz Adoudel
Mission BLITZ
3051
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Posted - 2014.06.06 23:16:00 -
[156] - Quote
By night, a suicide ganker.
By day I work in aviation safety.
No I do not know where MH370 went. Stop asking. https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&t=346564 - a proposal to overhaul the Logistics skill https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&t=238931 - an idea for a new form of hybrid PVE/PVP content. www.minerbumping.com - ganking miners and causing chaos |

Chopper Rollins
Brutor Tribe Minmatar Republic
839
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Posted - 2014.06.06 23:17:00 -
[157] - Quote
Teach martial arts in the drive-by area of town. It's cool though, the bad guys only shoot each other so far.
Goggles. Making me look good. Making you look good. |

Jonah Gravenstein
Machiavellian Space Bastards
18657
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Posted - 2014.06.06 23:22:00 -
[158] - Quote
Sabriz Adoudel wrote:By night, a suicide ganker.
By day I work in aviation safety.
No I do not know where MH370 went. Stop asking. Suddenly a wild Catalyst........
Eve is an introduction to teamwork, paranoia, dealing with consequences, coping with loss, economics, long term planning, bartering, astronomy, and the theory of space submarine travel.
Nil mortifi sine lucre |

Ginger Barbarella
Caldari Provisions Caldari State
1941
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Posted - 2014.06.06 23:41:00 -
[159] - Quote
LAN Administrator at a large law firm, software developer for fun and to make extra money on the side.
Translation: IT Guy "Blow it all on Quafe and strippers." --- Sorlac |

Glathull
Blue Republic RvB - BLUE Republic
404
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Posted - 2014.06.06 23:49:00 -
[160] - Quote
I was a professional violinist for 20 years. Then I did data analysis and forecasting in the market research industry for a number of years. Now I'm a software developer for a payments gateway. Train Scout Drone Operation to V. Now. Or before June 3.
This public service announcement was brought to you by tears. Rivers and lakes of tears wept by people who were too busy griping about the changes to bother using them to their advantage. |
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Machagon
Plate of Beans Incorporated I'd Rather Be Roaming
64
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Posted - 2014.06.07 00:51:00 -
[161] - Quote
I'm a journalist. |

Zack Korth
Livid CO.
306
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Posted - 2014.06.07 01:24:00 -
[162] - Quote
stand-up comedian |

Altalicious
State War Academy Caldari State
6
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Posted - 2014.06.07 01:27:00 -
[163] - Quote
Aircraft inspector for a regional airline, but moving to a mainline airline as a mechanic. Now I have to learn how to use tools other than flashlights and mirrors all over. BTW most mechanics are idiots. Just warning you all. |
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CCP Falcon
7462

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Posted - 2014.06.07 01:40:00 -
[164] - Quote
Eli Hakomairos wrote:I'll take this as "I fit shoes on women monday through friday, on the weekends i work at a bridal store, and one hour a week i hangout with a Computer gaming Company."
Pretty much 
CCP Falcon -á || -á EVE Community Manager -á || -á EVE Illuminati
@CCP_Falcon -á || -á-á@EVE_LiveEvents |
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Lady Areola Fappington
new order logistics CODE.
1798
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Posted - 2014.06.07 01:58:00 -
[165] - Quote
Real Life, Nurse Practitioner. I gank illness for a living! The risk of having your day ruined by other people is the cornerstone with which EVE was built and we want to keep that (infact, this is much more representative of the consensus opinion within CCP). |

Johan Civire
The Lyran Empire
852
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Posted - 2014.06.07 01:58:00 -
[166] - Quote
Try not to die today in real life off course. That's my job. I don`t need a job got plenty of money. Love my parents :D before the die.... But serious I don`t need a job..... I do only some how do you tell it in English, uhm friendly jobs without money. God damn it need to spend some money for school some day to learn some English.... |

Kaarous Aldurald
ROC Deep Space The ROC
6804
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Posted - 2014.06.07 02:00:00 -
[167] - Quote
CCP Falcon wrote:Eli Hakomairos wrote:I'll take this as "I fit shoes on women monday through friday, on the weekends i work at a bridal store, and one hour a week i hangout with a Computer gaming Company." Pretty much 
You do realize you are the best troll on the forums. "Verily, I have often laughed at the weaklings who thought themselves good because they had no claws."
Psychotic Monk for CSM9. |

Adira Nictor
Sebiestor Tribe Minmatar Republic
67
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Posted - 2014.06.07 02:10:00 -
[168] - Quote
I sell myself on the streets for money. When that fails and it always does, i goto work and fix peoples central heating and air. :( |

Strawberry Shortcake69
Hyperion Corporation
0
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Posted - 2014.06.07 03:09:00 -
[169] - Quote
Full time student?
Seriously though I was making a fair pile of money when I was 19 and somebody said I should get an education and make even more so here I am....26 years old making 1/4 of what I was when I was 19. Maybe if I throw some more money at school it'll be worth something! #itsnotanartsmajor #jellyofpeoplewithprofessions |

Vortexo VonBrenner
Tadakastu-Obata Corporation The Honda Accord
1373
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Posted - 2014.06.07 03:10:00 -
[170] - Quote
neo smith wrote:proctologist. profession not hobby! 
I'm a freelance feline visual record evaluator.
I'm listening to-áBj+¦rk, playing EVE, eating fishsticks, and I'm cold....this is immersion gaming. |
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Omar Alharazaad
ZomCom
173
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Posted - 2014.06.07 04:17:00 -
[171] - Quote
Okay, to be fair, the alcoholic thing is more of a hobby that my job encourages. Night shift security supervisor at a distribution center for a major corporation. Primary function is to minimize the impact of the rampant stupidity of the trucking industry upon my workplace. I'm good at what I do, but it rapidly exhausts the supply of ***** I am able to give at work. I often find myself having to replenish them through bourbon or beer. |

Blondie Rhoads
Negative-Impact The East India Co.
11
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Posted - 2014.06.07 04:31:00 -
[172] - Quote
Fluffer..... Low pay but a great work atmosphere. |

More Quafe Please
Center for Advanced Studies Gallente Federation
3
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Posted - 2014.06.07 04:48:00 -
[173] - Quote
3rd shift telephone operator.
I get to talk to drunks and crazy people all night and then come home to play with them all day. Have you had your daily dose of Quafe? |

Graygor
1kB Realty 1kB Galactic
119204
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Posted - 2014.06.07 04:49:00 -
[174] - Quote
Financial analyst by day and wine drinker by night. "I think you should buy a new Mayan calendar. Mine has muscle cars on it." --áKenneth O'Hara
"I dont think that can happen, you can see Gray has his invuln field on in his portrait." - Commissar "Cake" Kate |

Makari Aeron
The Shadow's Of Eve TSOE Consortium
97
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Posted - 2014.06.07 04:51:00 -
[175] - Quote
Well, as part of the brave 300, I am a soldier. But more seriously, I just finished my masters in Geology. I hope to get a job in Oil and Gas. CCP RedDawn: Ugly people are just playing life on HARD mode. Personally, I'm playing on an INFERNO difficulty...
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Nakami Saans
Perkone Caldari State
92
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Posted - 2014.06.07 05:33:00 -
[176] - Quote
In between jobs atm
IT Student by night, When I'm finished with the associates program at that school I'm going to transfer to a university to get my bachelors in Computer Science with a minor in Psychology, I want to be an AI programmer.
I have an interview for a Tech Support position at a cable company next week I was thrilled when I got that call today ^.^ Maybe now I can finally get my foot in the door with some real experience  Rainbow Worrior of EVE...well...maybe worrior is too strong a word.-á I like to site see ^.^ Would like to make connections with other LGBT players, possibly a corp Please help me with my Philosophy Final! |

Webvan
All Kill No Skill
7478
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Posted - 2014.06.07 06:12:00 -
[177] - Quote
stunt double, corporate raider and cia agent and sometimes i moonlight as a lingerie inspector gotta keep busy
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Josef Djugashvilis
Acme Mining Corporation
2438
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Posted - 2014.06.07 06:23:00 -
[178] - Quote
Sabriz Adoudel wrote:By night, a suicide ganker.
By day I work in aviation safety.
No I do not know where MH370 went. Stop asking.
It went down...somewhere... This is not a signature. |

Diablo Ex
Lilith's Shadow
250
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Posted - 2014.06.07 06:53:00 -
[179] - Quote
Full time Luthier < Guitar Builder > With a side gig as a Blues Musician. Diablo Ex Machina - "I'm not here to fix your problem" |

RAW23
826
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Posted - 2014.06.07 06:58:00 -
[180] - Quote
Philosophy Professor working on history of philosophy. There are two types of EVE player:
those who believe there are two types of EVE player and those who do not. |
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Naburi NasNaburi
A Little Peculiar borealis
212
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Posted - 2014.06.07 07:00:00 -
[181] - Quote
Vocal Coach, Voice/Speech Trainer, Singer, Songwriter, Mother, Wife.. stuff like that :) |

Solecist Project
Center for Advanced Studies Gallente Federation
2074
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Posted - 2014.06.07 08:38:00 -
[182] - Quote
... nobody notices ... The case of the bottomless dress. https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&t=349499 @SolsUnknownAlt on twitter. I hate it.
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Hannott Thanos
Notorious Legion
827
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Posted - 2014.06.07 08:42:00 -
[183] - Quote
C# .NET programmer. A programmer in Eve? NO WAAAY |

Solecist Project
Center for Advanced Studies Gallente Federation
2074
|
Posted - 2014.06.07 08:44:00 -
[184] - Quote
... WITHOUT Interference ... The case of the bottomless dress. https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&t=349499 @SolsUnknownAlt on twitter. I hate it.
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Darkblad
Hilfe is like free Entertainment
253
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Posted - 2014.06.07 09:26:00 -
[185] - Quote
Warehouse worker with heavy focus on statistics Possibly on disability pension soon
Also: Providing Solecist Project with the opportunity to continue his sentence EVE Infolinks -+-áOld and new-áPortraits |

Varathius
Enlightened Industries Goonswarm Federation
54
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Posted - 2014.06.07 09:30:00 -
[186] - Quote
high class female escort quality assurance/control |

Solecist Project
Center for Advanced Studies Gallente Federation
2078
|
Posted - 2014.06.07 09:30:00 -
[187] - Quote
Darkblad wrote:Warehouse worker with heavy focus on statistics Possibly on disability pension soon
Also: Providing Solecist Project with the opportunity to continue his sentence Already reached front page dominance, sadly forgot how to make a screenshot on my android. :( The case of the bottomless dress. https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&t=349499 @SolsUnknownAlt on twitter. I hate it.
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Bael Malefic
Center for Advanced Studies Gallente Federation
99
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Posted - 2014.06.07 10:42:00 -
[188] - Quote
Formerly USMC intelligence specialist (I know, what a whopper of an oxymoron). Professional geek of sorts. Now working in the software industry for way too long. |

Imiarr Timshae
Funny Men In Funny Hats
242
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Posted - 2014.06.07 10:56:00 -
[189] - Quote
Everyone's so interesting and I'm just sat here being nothing  TSCA - Free 3rd Party & Collateral Holding Service - POS Deployment Corp Sale/Boosting |

Zappity
Stay Frosty. A Band Apart.
1129
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Posted - 2014.06.07 11:09:00 -
[190] - Quote
Imiarr Timshae wrote:Everyone's so interesting and I'm just sat here being nothing  At least you have the courage to post even though you think you're "just sat here being nothing". That's something - think about it! Zappity's Adventures for a taste of lowsec. |
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Ronix Aideron
Dambusters 617 Sq Northern Associates.
155
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Posted - 2014.06.07 11:16:00 -
[191] - Quote
I am a director at a major American ISP that leads the IT network team.
Or to put it another way. I am a paid babysitter. Start the day off slow and taper off from there.
http://eveboard.com/pilot/Ronix_Aideron |

Lemonades
Viperfleet Inc. Disavowed.
51
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Posted - 2014.06.07 11:21:00 -
[192] - Quote
Aviation logistics |

Remiel Pollard
The 0th Fleet A Rather Intimidating Group of Individuals
3364
|
Posted - 2014.06.07 11:30:00 -
[193] - Quote
I don't work at the moment, disability. But, I am a qualified chef and pilot, and I've completed degrees in journalism, PR and literature. You don't scare me. I've been to Jita.
[email protected] |

Aeana K
Sebiestor Tribe Minmatar Republic
97
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Posted - 2014.06.07 11:33:00 -
[194] - Quote
MSc in Bioengineering, PhD in Biomechanics, working as Lecturer and researcher in a University. |

MatrixSkye Mk2
Republic University Minmatar Republic
808
|
Posted - 2014.06.07 12:40:00 -
[195] - Quote
Aerospace Engineer. |

Luna Arindale
Ubuntu Inc. The Fourth District
32
|
Posted - 2014.06.07 12:58:00 -
[196] - Quote
Aerospace engineering Student. \o/ fellow engineers |

SlickReed
Dominion Tenebrarum New Eden's Misfits Alliance
1
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Posted - 2014.06.07 13:14:00 -
[197] - Quote
Corporate aircraft technician |

Ayuren Aakiwa
Four Letter Incantation Dei-Telum
107
|
Posted - 2014.06.07 13:23:00 -
[198] - Quote
I'm an assassin irl, I also sell crack. Street Rules ***** idgaf |

Deltarus Shadowflight
The Ascended Academy
1
|
Posted - 2014.06.07 14:06:00 -
[199] - Quote
Josef Djugashvilis wrote:Sabriz Adoudel wrote:By night, a suicide ganker.
By day I work in aviation safety.
No I do not know where MH370 went. Stop asking. It went down...somewhere...
Yeah sure you don't know... You went to work and ganked the plane, then went home to inspect EVE before noticing you don't work for CCP. |

Scorsigaar
Myname Replacement Brokerage LLC
114
|
Posted - 2014.06.07 14:13:00 -
[200] - Quote
Aircraft Mechanic, but I've been on disability for the past year or so. I'm entertaining a contract to go to Saudi Arabia for a year for a fist full of cash. |
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Haniel Shimaya
Imperial Academy Amarr Empire
5
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Posted - 2014.06.07 14:15:00 -
[201] - Quote
Hmm, how about "freelance home IT specialist and intermittent general laborer".
I'm also a "part-time semi-retired UUA certificated spiritual self-help coach" on the weekends. |

Major 'Revolver' Ocelot
GRU Special Forces
234
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Posted - 2014.06.07 14:34:00 -
[202] - Quote
Mag's wrote:I work in the print industry, although I am off this week. 
reprographics myself I love to reload during a battle... There's nothing like the feeling of slamming a long silver missile, into a well greased chamber... |
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CCP Logibro
C C P C C P Alliance
435

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Posted - 2014.06.07 14:38:00 -
[203] - Quote
Patron Saint of Logistics. CCP Logibro // EVE Universe Community Team // Distributor of Nanites // Patron Saint of Logistics
@CCP_Logibro |
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Anathema Device
State War Academy Caldari State
4
|
Posted - 2014.06.07 15:33:00 -
[204] - Quote
These days nothing in particular. |

Wyrmlimion
Unexpected Company Brave Collective
31
|
Posted - 2014.06.07 15:34:00 -
[205] - Quote
Server Engineer. |

Lailyana Enaka
Fruidian Logic
174
|
Posted - 2014.06.07 15:38:00 -
[206] - Quote
I am currently enrolled in college For my associates in Information Technology, I will than be continuing my education after I obtain that degree with a bachelors in Software Engineering. I am hoping in the next few years to be applying for jobs at Crystal Dynamics, EA, Bethesda, Bungie, Blizzard, and other gaming studios. "Here's to the crazy ones. The Misfits, The rebels. The Troublemakers. The round pegs in the square holes.-á |

Brendan Anneto
Gladiators of Rage Fidelas Constans
24
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Posted - 2014.06.07 15:47:00 -
[207] - Quote
Used to work as a shift manager of a pizza store when i was in highschool and for 1 year out of Highschool. Now i am a College student doing a double degree in Nursing and Paramedics! I also will laugh at your calamity; I will mock when your terror comes, When your terror comes like a storm, And your destruction comes like a whirlwind, When distress and anguish come upon you.-á-á Proverbs 1:26-27 |

Lailyana Enaka
Fruidian Logic
174
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Posted - 2014.06.07 15:47:00 -
[208] - Quote
Lord LazyGhost wrote:Coldstream Guardsman
British Army
I got the chance to meet a few of your mates some years back at Fort Bragg, NC under a joint training excerise, good men, great soldiers o7 "Here's to the crazy ones. The Misfits, The rebels. The Troublemakers. The round pegs in the square holes.-á |

Garr Earthbender
Justified Chaos
209
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Posted - 2014.06.07 15:52:00 -
[209] - Quote
I fix helicopters that the Army breaks.
Scorsigaar wrote:Aircraft Mechanic, but I've been on disability for the past year or so. I'm entertaining a contract to go to Saudi Arabia for a year for a fist full of cash.
A guy just left us and went over to Saudi about a month ago. Teaching Saudis to fix blackhawks or some such. Yeah, fists full of cash. -Scissors is overpowered, rock is fine. -Paper |

Souxie Alduin
Anarchy in the Eve
114
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Posted - 2014.06.07 15:56:00 -
[210] - Quote
Used to do offshore surveys/mapping, then I came to my senses and quit. Now I play Eve. |
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ISD Arooga
ISD STAR
16

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Posted - 2014.06.07 17:13:00 -
[211] - Quote
Trainee Valkyrie Pilot ISD Arooga Captain ISD STAR (Support Training and Resources)
Helping new players undock since 2003-á |
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Lord LazyGhost
The Bastards The Bastards.
363
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Posted - 2014.06.07 17:39:00 -
[212] - Quote
CCP Logibro wrote:Patron Saint of Logistics.
So your the coffe boy lol |

Idris Maelfa
Tribal Liberation Force Minmatar Republic
11
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Posted - 2014.06.07 18:02:00 -
[213] - Quote
Souxie Alduin wrote:Used to do offshore surveys/mapping, then I came to my senses and quit. Now I play Eve.
Water... Water... More water... Need more blue ink. Water... Water... Water... |

Celise Katelo
State War Academy Caldari State
2
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Posted - 2014.06.07 18:18:00 -
[214] - Quote
I work in a cage, with 2x camera's pointed at me. The room has no windows a exposed concrete floor, a over-head heater. The walls are also exposed brick. The cage door has a Warning sign "Restricted access, Authorized personnel only".
Before i start my shift, start of break / end of break, finish shift, i have to scan my hand & enter in my ID number. I'm not Allowed / Restricted from giving information about what i do & what company i work for. |

Amitious Turkey
The Scope Gallente Federation
135
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Posted - 2014.06.07 18:25:00 -
[215] - Quote
College student majoring in Psychology. Also, an author, with one book currently in print. I like to lick things.
Haunting the forums since 03. |

Belt Scout
Thread Lockaholics Anonymous
470
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Posted - 2014.06.07 19:28:00 -
[216] - Quote
This is a pretty impressive spread of professions in this game. Very nice everyone. 
I don't, however, see anyone claiming to be an attack dog training, eye socket bashing, paralegal bouncer in a wife beater on a Harley tho. Maybe I missed that poast.
 
. They say most of your brain shuts down on the EvE forums. All but the primitive side, the sarcastic side. No wonder I'm still awake. |

Haniel Shimaya
Imperial Academy Amarr Empire
7
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Posted - 2014.06.07 19:35:00 -
[217] - Quote
I used to be an American Indian War reenactor, until I took an arrow in the knee. |

BuckStrider
Nano-Tech Experiments
307
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Posted - 2014.06.07 19:40:00 -
[218] - Quote
My name is Elmer J. Fudd.
Millionaire.
I own a mansion and a yacht. Mine smart. Mine safe. Purchase your mining permit today...... www.minerbumping.com |

Eurydia Vespasian
Storm Hunters Disturbed Acquaintance
8729
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Posted - 2014.06.07 19:42:00 -
[219] - Quote
Belt Scout wrote:This is a pretty impressive spread of professions in this game. Very nice everyone.  I don't, however, see anyone claiming to be an attack dog training, eye socket bashing, paralegal bouncer in a wife beater on a Harley tho. Maybe I missed that poast.   .
the lols
they were all just brought back to me.
+1 |

tiewan
Royal Amarr Institute Amarr Empire
18
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Posted - 2014.06.07 19:43:00 -
[220] - Quote
Ninja looter |
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Rhivre
TarNec Invisible Exchequer
750
|
Posted - 2014.06.07 19:45:00 -
[221] - Quote
Belt Scout wrote:I don't, however, see anyone claiming to be an attack dog training, eye socket bashing, paralegal bouncer in a wife beater on a Harley tho. Maybe I missed that poast.   .
I do all of those on the weekends. Fluffy Bunny Pic! |

Souxie Alduin
Anarchy in the Eve
114
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Posted - 2014.06.07 19:47:00 -
[222] - Quote
Idris Maelfa wrote:Souxie Alduin wrote:Used to do offshore surveys/mapping, then I came to my senses and quit. Now I play Eve. Water... Water... More water... Need more blue ink. Water... Water... Water...
More like Work... Work... More work... Need more alcohol. Work... Work... Work...
Oh, and water isn't blue at the seabed. It's grey and boring with the occasional scary creature. |

Komodo Askold
No Code of Conduct Fluffeh Bunneh Murder Squad
146
|
Posted - 2014.06.07 20:10:00 -
[223] - Quote
Aerospace Engineering student. |

Talon SilverHawk
Ronin Cartel The G0dfathers
670
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Posted - 2014.06.07 20:14:00 -
[224] - Quote
IT / App support
Tal
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Terbulus
Black Fox Marauders Repeat 0ffenders
8
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Posted - 2014.06.07 20:23:00 -
[225] - Quote
wastewater treatment plant operator |

Jenn aSide
Smokin Aces.
6664
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Posted - 2014.06.07 20:35:00 -
[226] - Quote
I'm a Police Sergeant, I've been in law enforcment for 16 years and I play way to damn much EVE. I told this story in alliance TS once and guys loved it:
One day I was working an overtime gig at a college basketball game and a fight broke out on the court, then the benches emptied , then spectators got invovled. Hell, even cheer leaders were fighting. It was me, 2 other guys from my department, a couple Deputy Sheriffs, a State Trooper and an officer from a neighboring town. It was chaos, fists flying 2 and fro, the game officials over run and 7 widely spread out and uncoordinated LEOs. I'd just been promoted to Sergeant in my department, but not only that, i'd started FCing in Faction Warfare.
So what did I do? I fell back on my training, gathered what officers and refferres that were near me......and started calling PRIMARIES:
"Ok Ok guys, lets get us bettween the 2 benches. Get the Ball players seperated 1st, then the coaching staffs, save the parents and spectatoprs for last. Cuff anyone who resists".
It was fine till someone threw a chair, then the fighting started again so we had to back out, but on dudy officers were arriving so we had more people. After it was all said and done the trooprt came over and said "that snap organizing you did was excellent, where did you learn how to do that".
I lied and told him it was mobil field force (riot police) training, but I hadn't been to MFF training yet. No way I was gonna tell hit it was from flying internet space ships lol. |

Eli Hakomairos
Creeper Co. Forkoff
54
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Posted - 2014.06.07 20:42:00 -
[227] - Quote
Jenn aSide wrote:I'm a Police Sergeant, I've been in law enforcment for 16 years and I play way to damn much EVE. I told this story in alliance TS once and guys loved it:
One day I was working an overtime gig at a college basketball game and a fight broke out on the court, then the benches emptied , then spectators got invovled. Hell, even cheer leaders were fighting. It was me, 2 other guys from my department, a couple Deputy Sheriffs, a State Trooper and an officer from a neighboring town. It was chaos, fists flying 2 and fro, the game officials over run and 7 widely spread out and uncoordinated LEOs. I'd just been promoted to Sergeant in my department, but not only that, i'd started FCing in Faction Warfare.
So what did I do? I fell back on my training, gathered what officers and refferres that were near me......and started calling PRIMARIES:
"Ok Ok guys, lets get us bettween the 2 benches. Get the Ball players seperated 1st, then the coaching staffs, save the parents and spectatoprs for last. Cuff anyone who resists".
It was fine till someone threw a chair, then the fighting started again so we had to back out, but on dudy officers were arriving so we had more people. After it was all said and done the trooprt came over and said "that snap organizing you did was excellent, where did you learn how to do that".
I lied and told him it was mobil field force (riot police) training, but I hadn't been to MFF training yet. No way I was gonna tell hit it was from flying internet space ships lol. From a cop family and used to even be in that explorer rotc program for while. was fun, got shot in the chest point blank by a simunition round once, that left a scar. |

Xavier Higdon
Callide Vulpis Curatores Veritatis Alliance
370
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Posted - 2014.06.07 21:01:00 -
[228] - Quote
I'm a photographer at the moment. I own two photography companies, one for "action photos", meaning we take and sell pictures during live events(and sell clothing, which is where the real money is) and the other for "set photos" like picture days and weddings. I owned a third, but my brother-in-law ran it into the ground and I had to sell it off to recoup the losses. I'm also going back to school to get a Computer Sciences degree this fall. |
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ISD Ezwal
ISD Community Communications Liaisons
1496

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Posted - 2014.06.07 21:03:00 -
[229] - Quote
Thread has been moved to Out of Pod Experience. ISD Ezwal Captain Community Communication Liaisons (CCLs) Interstellar Services Department |
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Vortexo VonBrenner
Tadakastu-Obata Corporation The Honda Accord
1375
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Posted - 2014.06.07 21:16:00 -
[230] - Quote
Jenn aSide wrote:...No way I was gonna tell hit it was from flying internet space ships lol.

I'm listening to-áBj+¦rk, playing EVE, eating fishsticks, and I'm cold....this is immersion gaming. |
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Dorian Tormak
Brutor Tribe Minmatar Republic
228
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Posted - 2014.06.07 21:35:00 -
[231] - Quote
I have been selling weed for the past couple years from my home on my reserve. That's how I make money for now.
My first professional Mixed Martial Arts fight is supposed to take place in September according to my coach and I'm hoping I can turn that into a career, hopefully without getting brain damage. I am fake and I lack personality. And I am superior to you. |

Khergit Deserters
Crom's Angels
3239
|
Posted - 2014.06.07 21:53:00 -
[232] - Quote
Pushing paper through bureaucratic machines. Ever read Kafka The Trial, Joseph Heller Catch-22, or Lewis Carroll's Alice's Adventures in Wonderland? It's kind of like that. If you took out the drama, building action, climax, denouement, and ending.  "Were [sic] not your monkey and so what?"-á -The Sex Pistols (2006) |

Jaysen Larrisen
State War Academy Caldari State
5
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Posted - 2014.06.08 00:31:00 -
[233] - Quote
Active duty cavalry officer - 17yrs so far.
I got brought over to Eve by another officer that's a 100mil SP player when he found out i helped run an alliance in Dust.
Can't believe I hadn't gotten into Eve sooner! |

Double Blade
BlackWing Cartel
0
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Posted - 2014.06.08 06:51:00 -
[234] - Quote
Senior in Business School pursuing a degree in Marketing. US Marine Corps veteran. |

Bayonnefrog
Hedion University Amarr Empire
33
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Posted - 2014.06.09 17:39:00 -
[235] - Quote
Jenn aSide wrote:I'm a Police Sergeant, I've been in law enforcment for 16 years and I play way to damn much EVE. I told this story in alliance TS once and guys loved it:
One day I was working an overtime gig at a college basketball game and a fight broke out on the court, then the benches emptied , then spectators got invovled. Hell, even cheer leaders were fighting. It was me, 2 other guys from my department, a couple Deputy Sheriffs, a State Trooper and an officer from a neighboring town. It was chaos, fists flying 2 and fro, the game officials over run and 7 widely spread out and uncoordinated LEOs. I'd just been promoted to Sergeant in my department, but not only that, i'd started FCing in Faction Warfare.
So what did I do? I fell back on my training, gathered what officers and refferres that were near me......and started calling PRIMARIES:
"Ok Ok guys, lets get us bettween the 2 benches. Get the Ball players seperated 1st, then the coaching staffs, save the parents and spectatoprs for last. Cuff anyone who resists".
It was fine till someone threw a chair, then the fighting started again so we had to back out, but on dudy officers were arriving so we had more people. After it was all said and done the trooprt came over and said "that snap organizing you did was excellent, where did you learn how to do that".
I lied and told him it was mobil field force (riot police) training, but I hadn't been to MFF training yet. No way I was gonna tell hit it was from flying internet space ships lol.
Eve is real.
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Dave Stark
6306
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Posted - 2014.06.11 19:39:00 -
[236] - Quote
Dave Stark wrote:Between jobs at the moment, got 2 interviews next week though.
aaand now I'm a data analyst, or at least as close to one as this moderately sized company will have when i start on monday. |

Marcus Gord
Stormcrows
56096
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Posted - 2014.06.12 08:33:00 -
[237] - Quote
sometimes i wonder if there's something that brings active and ex-forces people to EVE....
police, firefighters, EMTs, army, navy, air force.... You can't take the sky from me
".....Storm'd at with shot and shell, Boldly they rode and well....." |

Josef Djugashvilis
Acme Mining Corporation
2451
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Posted - 2014.06.12 11:01:00 -
[238] - Quote
Dave Stark wrote:Dave Stark wrote:Between jobs at the moment, got 2 interviews next week though. aaand now I'm a data analyst, or at least as close to one as this moderately sized company will have when i start on monday.
I am pleased for you.
I hope you enjoy your job and the money you earn  This is not a signature. |

Xtreem
PERPIDE Ineluctable.
187
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Posted - 2014.06.12 11:37:00 -
[239] - Quote
Not sure if I posted here already!
IT Manager for a small-Med sized Charity in the UK, so over worked underpaid but rewarding work :-) |

Jenn aSide
Smokin Aces.
6706
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Posted - 2014.06.12 12:14:00 -
[240] - Quote
Marcus Gord wrote:sometimes i wonder if there's something that brings active and ex-forces people to EVE....
police, firefighters, EMTs, army, navy, air force....
I've met soooooo many military (current, reserve, ex and retired) and a bunch of emegency services/1st responder (police, fire, ems/medical) folks from different countries in my 7 years of playing EVE. I'd think it's different for everyone, but the things I do in eve are relaxing and let me blow off steam after a long day of being lied to by almost everyone I meet 
"no ossifer, therez not an ounce of blood in my alcohol system!!"
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Marcus Gord
Stormcrows
56114
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Posted - 2014.06.12 13:03:00 -
[241] - Quote
Jenn aSide wrote:Marcus Gord wrote:sometimes i wonder if there's something that brings active and ex-forces people to EVE....
police, firefighters, EMTs, army, navy, air force.... I've met soooooo many military (current, reserve, ex and retired) and a bunch of emegency services/1st responder (police, fire, ems/medical) folks from different countries in my 7 years of playing EVE. I'd think it's different for everyone, but the things I do in eve are relaxing and let me blow off steam after a long day of being lied to by almost everyone I meet  "no ossifer, therez not an ounce of blood in my alcohol system!!"
i can understand that.
though my question was more, is there something specific about EVE that helps you do that?
for me, being IT tech support, i have a great urge to physically harm users sometimes. EVE lets me blow stuff up and otherwise whizz in someone's cheerios in a safe way  You can't take the sky from me
".....Storm'd at with shot and shell, Boldly they rode and well....." |

Jenn aSide
Smokin Aces.
6712
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Posted - 2014.06.12 13:35:00 -
[242] - Quote
Marcus Gord wrote:Jenn aSide wrote:Marcus Gord wrote:sometimes i wonder if there's something that brings active and ex-forces people to EVE....
police, firefighters, EMTs, army, navy, air force.... I've met soooooo many military (current, reserve, ex and retired) and a bunch of emegency services/1st responder (police, fire, ems/medical) folks from different countries in my 7 years of playing EVE. I'd think it's different for everyone, but the things I do in eve are relaxing and let me blow off steam after a long day of being lied to by almost everyone I meet  "no ossifer, therez not an ounce of blood in my alcohol system!!" i can understand that. though my question was more, is there something specific about EVE that helps you do that? for me, being IT tech support, i have a great urge to physically harm users sometimes. EVE lets me blow stuff up and otherwise whizz in someone's cheerios in a safe way 
I can't speak for anyone else of course, each individual is different.
But yea, I work at a job that (despite what people think because they watch TV and see cops kicking ass and taking names) is VERY tightly constrained. Where as 100 years ago an American cop using lots of force wouldn't make people so much as blink, nowadays (in this age of everyone has a camera and their is a lawyer under every rock), a cop so much as using language that's slightly too harsh will get you into trouble and unto youtube lol.
(The mark of a great law enforcement career nowadays is being able to say "I've never been on youtube!" when you retire)
After a day of being fussed at by citizens (who didn't lock their cars or their houses and got robbed) for never being around when they needed them, or being asked "don't you have anything better to do than harass law abiding citizens?" by a guy who was doing 50 mph in an active (20mph) school zone while texting, hell yea blowing up internet spaceships is a release valve lol.
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Debora Tsung
The Investment Bankers Guild
1118
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Posted - 2014.06.12 13:48:00 -
[243] - Quote
If people want to buy Hardware for their Internetspaceships from our company, they have to get past me.
They're all like "Yo, wanna uy some PC's from U!"
And I'm all like "Hold it right there young boy, where's your grammar, where are you from, are you a terrorist?!"
And only if they pass several devious tests (legal status, attention span, electro conductivity, etc.) they may be allowed to buy our hardware. This time!
I'm just awesome like that.  Stupidity should be a bannable offense.
Also This --> https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&t=216699
Please stop making "afk cloak" threads, thanks in advance. |

Marcus Gord
Stormcrows
56114
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Posted - 2014.06.12 14:14:00 -
[244] - Quote
Jenn aSide wrote:Marcus Gord wrote:Jenn aSide wrote:Marcus Gord wrote:sometimes i wonder if there's something that brings active and ex-forces people to EVE....
police, firefighters, EMTs, army, navy, air force.... I've met soooooo many military (current, reserve, ex and retired) and a bunch of emegency services/1st responder (police, fire, ems/medical) folks from different countries in my 7 years of playing EVE. I'd think it's different for everyone, but the things I do in eve are relaxing and let me blow off steam after a long day of being lied to by almost everyone I meet  "no ossifer, therez not an ounce of blood in my alcohol system!!" i can understand that. though my question was more, is there something specific about EVE that helps you do that? for me, being IT tech support, i have a great urge to physically harm users sometimes. EVE lets me blow stuff up and otherwise whizz in someone's cheerios in a safe way  I can't speak for anyone else of course, each individual is different. But yea, I work at a job that (despite what people think because they watch TV and see cops kicking ass and taking names) is VERY tightly constrained. Where as 100 years ago an American cop using lots of force wouldn't make people so much as blink, nowadays (in this age of everyone has a camera and their is a lawyer under every rock), a cop so much as using language that's slightly too harsh will get you into trouble and unto youtube lol. (The mark of a great law enforcement career nowadays is being able to say "I've never been on youtube!" when you retire) After a day of being fussed at by citizens (who didn't lock their cars or their houses and got robbed) for never being around when they needed them, or being asked "don't you have anything better to do than harass law abiding citizens?" by a guy who was doing 50 mph in an active (20mph) school zone while texting, hell yea blowing up internet spaceships is a release valve lol.
i like that the game allows me to shoot at people who annoy me, or who bring themselves into my sights through their own stupidity. since it's illegal to hurt such people otherwise, and no other game lets me slap people around with as much freedom. being limited to only shooting at a predefined enemy is annoying. sometimes my own side are dumbasses who i want to shoot! thus, EVE.
i'm a fan of that saying 'some people are only alive because it's illegal to kill them' You can't take the sky from me
".....Storm'd at with shot and shell, Boldly they rode and well....." |

Debora Tsung
The Investment Bankers Guild
1120
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Posted - 2014.06.12 15:02:00 -
[245] - Quote
Marcus Gord wrote:sometimes i wonder if there's something that brings active and ex-forces people to EVE....
police, firefighters, EMTs, army, navy, air force....
Well, statistically speaking every second male person in germany is an ex soldier... So I don't quite get wha't so special about that... But that might just be me.  Stupidity should be a bannable offense.
Also This --> https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&t=216699 Please stop making "afk cloak" threads, thanks in advance. |

Marcus Gord
Stormcrows
56115
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Posted - 2014.06.12 15:25:00 -
[246] - Quote
Debora Tsung wrote:Marcus Gord wrote:sometimes i wonder if there's something that brings active and ex-forces people to EVE....
police, firefighters, EMTs, army, navy, air force.... Well, statistically speaking every second male person in germany is an ex soldier... So I don't quite get wha't so special about that... But that might just be me. 
my country doesn't have national service/mandatory service anymore  You can't take the sky from me
".....Storm'd at with shot and shell, Boldly they rode and well....." |

Mina Sebiestar
Mactabilis Simplex Cursus
678
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Posted - 2014.06.12 17:52:00 -
[247] - Quote
Drunk by day,
Batman by night. http://i.imgur.com/1N37t.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/KTjFEt6.jpg I dont always fly stabber but when i do...
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Dave stark
6316
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Posted - 2014.06.12 18:48:00 -
[248] - Quote
Josef Djugashvilis wrote:Dave Stark wrote:Dave Stark wrote:Between jobs at the moment, got 2 interviews next week though. aaand now I'm a data analyst, or at least as close to one as this moderately sized company will have when i start on monday. I am pleased for you. I hope you enjoy your job and the money you earn 
cheers. |

Rain6637
Team Evil
14873
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Posted - 2014.06.12 19:05:00 -
[249] - Quote
this has been the best thread ever. pages went by like nothing President of the Commissar Kate Fanclub | Rainfleet on Twitch | Twitter | Rainfleet mk.III | Imgur |

Vortexo VonBrenner
Tadakastu-Obata Corporation The Honda Accord
1384
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Posted - 2014.06.12 19:09:00 -
[250] - Quote
Jenn aSide wrote:or being asked "don't you have anything better to do than harass law abiding citizens?" by a guy who was doing 50 mph in an active (20mph) school zone while texting, hell yea blowing up internet spaceships is a release valve lol.
Don't you have anything better to do than harass law abiding players? 
I'm listening to-áBj+¦rk, playing EVE, eating fishsticks, and I'm cold....this is immersion gaming. |
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Rain6637
Team Evil
14873
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Posted - 2014.06.12 19:30:00 -
[251] - Quote
every time I see The Honda Accord I want to punch someone in the arm as if i saw a beetle or out of state license plate President of the Commissar Kate Fanclub | Rainfleet on Twitch | Twitter | Rainfleet mk.III | Imgur |

Brujo Loco
Brujeria Teologica
1218
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Posted - 2014.06.12 19:37:00 -
[252] - Quote
So many people with jobs ... meh
jelly  Inner Sayings of BrujoLoco: http://eve-files.com/sig/brujoloco |

Lar Tadaruwa
State War Academy Caldari State
20
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Posted - 2014.06.13 03:58:00 -
[253] - Quote
Self-Employed for 20 years.
EVE Online Billboard News http://community.eveonline.com/news/news-channels
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digitalwanderer
DF0 incorporated
349
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Posted - 2014.06.13 06:23:00 -
[254] - Quote
Avionics technician for an aircraft maker.......Basically installing all the equipment, software updates, performance testing and trouble shooting while the new plane is on the ground, before passing the keys to the test pilots that do the in flight tests, and if everything is ok, the plane goes to the finishing center where it's painted and all the interior installed at the taste and discretion of the final owner of the plane.
I'm mostly in the private jet sector of the company, but we do make planes with up to 150 seats...... |

Ugly Douchebag
Ugliest Corporation
12
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Posted - 2014.06.13 09:20:00 -
[255] - Quote
I am ugly in rl. |

Jonny D Adtur
always faithfull
7
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Posted - 2014.06.13 09:26:00 -
[256] - Quote
Private Security.
Also studying Maori Land Law. |

samualvimes
Quantum Cats Syndicate Repeat 0ffenders
219
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Posted - 2014.06.13 17:35:00 -
[257] - Quote
Almost everyone I've met in EvE have either been ex military or some form of techy computery jobby thing.
I myself am a catalyst research scientist working on cleaner fuels technology.
all exciting stuff If you've never tried PvP in EvE it's quite possible you've missed out on one of the greatest rushes available in modern gaming. |

Aspalis
Red Federation RvB - RED Federation
1516
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Posted - 2014.06.13 18:17:00 -
[258] - Quote
Terrorism. Both domestic and international.  Marcus Gord: "Aspalis is an onion. Many layers, each one makes you cry." |

Debora Tsung
The Investment Bankers Guild
1124
|
Posted - 2014.06.13 18:23:00 -
[259] - Quote
Aspalis wrote:Terrorism. Both domestic and international.  I think we got a code eleven there better call the 4cahn party van. Stupidity should be a bannable offense.
Also This --> https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&t=216699 Please stop making "afk cloak" threads, thanks in advance. |

Aspalis
Red Federation RvB - RED Federation
1518
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Posted - 2014.06.13 18:48:00 -
[260] - Quote
Debora Tsung wrote:Aspalis wrote:Terrorism. Both domestic and international.  I think we got a code eleven there better call the 4cahn party van.
You can't catch me copper! Marcus Gord: "Aspalis is an onion. Many layers, each one makes you cry." |
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Zimmy Zeta
Perkone Caldari State
41180
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Posted - 2014.06.13 19:54:00 -
[261] - Quote
Brujo Loco wrote:So many people with jobs ... meh jelly 
Wait...did you lose your job, Brujo? 
Then who's keeping all the Panamanians from going insane now?
I'm just going to walk the Earth. You know, like Caine in Kung Fu: walk from place to place, meet people, get into adventures and die of autoerotic asphyxation in a sleazy Thai hotel room. |

Xpaulusx
Naari LLC
269
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Posted - 2014.06.15 00:28:00 -
[262] - Quote
Glad to see a lot of young people still going to College, Maintenance Technician here........i fix very big complicated machines  ...................................................... |

Dukun
Weekend Soldiers
5
|
Posted - 2014.06.16 14:36:00 -
[263] - Quote
Fal Dara wrote:I drive a bus.
In Alaska.
Not during the summer.
Awesome! |

Dukun
Weekend Soldiers
5
|
Posted - 2014.06.16 14:38:00 -
[264] - Quote
I'm a cab driver...
And I deliver pizza, too. |

Marcus Gord
Stormcrows
56397
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Posted - 2014.06.16 15:40:00 -
[265] - Quote
Dukun wrote:I'm a cab driver...
And I deliver pizza, too.
so you're a cab driver who sometimes has pizzas as fares, only the fare is paid for by someone at the destination?  You can't take the sky from me
".....Storm'd at with shot and shell, Boldly they rode and well....." |

Dukun
Weekend Soldiers
5
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Posted - 2014.06.16 18:59:00 -
[266] - Quote
Marcus Gord wrote:Dukun wrote:I'm a cab driver...
And I deliver pizza, too. so you're a cab driver who sometimes has pizzas as fares, only the fare is paid for by someone at the destination? 
Yes  |

Niko Fudan
Lost Dawn Chaos
2
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Posted - 2014.06.20 19:55:00 -
[267] - Quote
Lady Areola Fappington wrote:Real Life, Nurse Practitioner. I gank illness for a living! My brother from another mother =) GÇ£I am the punishment of God...If you had not committed great sins, God would not have sent a punishment like me upon you.GÇ¥ |

DHB WildCat
Genos Occidere HYDRA RELOADED
386
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Posted - 2014.06.20 22:13:00 -
[268] - Quote
its funny, you can tell who the kids are with there responses and the ones that are actually adults with jobs 8).
As for me.
Firefighter / Paramedic |

Vortexo VonBrenner
Tadakastu-Obata Corporation The Honda Accord
1407
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Posted - 2014.06.20 23:12:00 -
[269] - Quote
I really wish I was a kid with no job. I'd play more EVE. Lucky punks...
I'm listening to-áBj+¦rk, playing EVE, eating fishsticks, and I'm cold....this is immersion gaming. |

Zappity
Stay Frosty. A Band Apart.
1182
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Posted - 2014.06.20 23:45:00 -
[270] - Quote
samualvimes wrote:I myself am a catalyst research scientist working on cleaner fuels technology.
all exciting stuff Is that as in FT optimization? Or do you mean cleaner exhaust? Zappity's Adventures for a taste of lowsec. |
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Dave Stark
6417
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Posted - 2014.06.21 15:10:00 -
[271] - Quote
aaaand i'm unemployed again \o/ |

Brujo Loco
Brujeria Teologica
1235
|
Posted - 2014.06.21 21:56:00 -
[272] - Quote
Dave Stark wrote:aaaand i'm unemployed again \o/
WEEEE!!!!!!!
ONE OF US ONE OF US! Inner Sayings of BrujoLoco: http://eve-files.com/sig/brujoloco |

Brujo Loco
Brujeria Teologica
1235
|
Posted - 2014.06.21 21:58:00 -
[273] - Quote
Marcus Gord wrote:Dukun wrote:I'm a cab driver...
And I deliver pizza, too. so you're a cab driver who sometimes has pizzas as fares, only the fare is paid for by someone at the destination? 
I dont know about you guys up there, but down here taxi Drivers , in Venezuela and Panama actually accept sexual favors from passengers, but never heard of pizza.
Fact is, most taxi drivers I have met in Panama honestly say no to the women , they tired of it and actually want cash instead of quickies and slurpies. TRUE STORY Inner Sayings of BrujoLoco: http://eve-files.com/sig/brujoloco |

Anathema Device
State War Academy Caldari State
5
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Posted - 2014.06.21 22:02:00 -
[274] - Quote
Marcus Gord wrote:sometimes i wonder if there's something that brings active and ex-forces people to EVE....
police, firefighters, EMTs, army, navy, air force....
And the other half of Eve is Information Technology jobs (BOFH and Dilbert types).
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Anathema Device
State War Academy Caldari State
5
|
Posted - 2014.06.21 22:08:00 -
[275] - Quote
DHB WildCat wrote:its funny, you can tell who the kids are with there responses and the ones that are actually adults with jobs 8).
As for me.
Firefighter / Paramedic Fortunately or unfortunately (depending on your point of view) there are adults without jobs. Luckily I'm without a job. |

Catalytic morphisis
Rock Huggers Inc The Pears of Anguish
50
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Posted - 2014.06.22 08:17:00 -
[276] - Quote
Airfield Radar Technician in the RAF, Technically classed as a Communications Technician but I'm specialised in RADAR units |

Vortexo VonBrenner
Tadakastu-Obata Corporation The Honda Accord
1417
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Posted - 2014.06.22 21:55:00 -
[277] - Quote
LOL! That is so going onto NCQ&A! :D
I'm listening to-áBj+¦rk, playing EVE, eating fishsticks, and I'm cold....this is immersion gaming. |

Aspalis
Red Federation RvB - RED Federation
1764
|
Posted - 2014.06.22 22:20:00 -
[278] - Quote
DHB WildCat wrote:its funny, you can tell who the kids are with there responses and the ones that are actually adults with jobs 8).
As for me.
Firefighter / Paramedic
I assume you are referring to me about my comment about domestic and international terrorism? Rather presumptuous of you to even say something like that when you don't know me or anything about me and while I am well aware of just how poorly jokes and sarcasm translates online, I did add a symbol ( ) to avoid any misunderstandings that I actually might be serious.
Have a great day. Marcus Gord: "Aspalis is an onion. Many layers, each one makes you cry." |

Xenuria
The Scope Gallente Federation
873
|
Posted - 2014.06.24 01:33:00 -
[279] - Quote
I used to work Sub-IT at a Highschool until I got a much better offer. My new job pays well and requires about just as many NDAs as my private security job did. Honestly I can't even tell you the name of it. CSM 9 Candidate Philanthropist Polymath Savant Hero |

Ross Fisher
The Scope Gallente Federation
0
|
Posted - 2014.06.24 03:32:00 -
[280] - Quote
I work @ Apple doing tech support. Working from home is a plus, get to play EVE on breaks/lunch. Not too good to stay fit though  |
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Mudkest
Adventurers
160
|
Posted - 2014.06.24 10:40:00 -
[281] - Quote
bridgekeeper at sea |

Mikael Menethil
Royal Amarr Institute Amarr Empire
3
|
Posted - 2014.06.25 12:59:00 -
[282] - Quote
UX designer for an e-commerce website. Working in IT for ~7 years. |

Kalel Nimrott
Rolled Out
1077
|
Posted - 2014.06.25 20:47:00 -
[283] - Quote
I do courier missions for a living. GÇ£Point out to me a person who has been harmed by an AFK cloaker and I will point out a person who has no business playing this game.GÇ¥ - CCP Soundwave |

Anathema Device
State War Academy Caldari State
6
|
Posted - 2014.06.29 11:53:00 -
[284] - Quote
Catalytic morphisis wrote:Airfield Radar Technician in the RAF, Technically classed as a Communications Technician but I'm specialised in RADAR units Our training school RADAR system became a pie warmer for the Radio Technicians In Training. |

Kotch 247
Federal Navy Academy Gallente Federation
12
|
Posted - 2014.06.29 17:13:00 -
[285] - Quote
Benefits scrounger. Technically the state pays me to play EVE. God bless socialism. |

Catalytic morphisis
Rock Huggers Inc The Pears of Anguish
58
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Posted - 2014.06.30 14:38:00 -
[286] - Quote
Anathema Device wrote:Catalytic morphisis wrote:Airfield Radar Technician in the RAF, Technically classed as a Communications Technician but I'm specialised in RADAR units Our training school RADAR system became a pie warmer for the Radio Technicians In Training. Can't say that surprises me, After all it is a training Unit Quad Boxing Trading Extroadinaire, Actual Link free solo PvP'er |
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