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Prince Sanguine
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Posted - 2014.06.18 03:08:00 -
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Well?
Everytime you read this you are required to send 100 million isk directly to me. |
Garandras
Black Aces
Against ALL Authorities
195
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Posted - 2014.06.18 03:14:00 -
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you right click on your ship and select self destruct
*Edit* you will need to be undocked at the time |
Prince Sanguine
135
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Posted - 2014.06.18 03:17:00 -
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Garandras wrote:you right click on your ship and select self destruct
*Edit* you will need to be undocked at the time
No, no. I meant other ships. You should let me blow you up.
Everytime you read this you are required to send 100 million isk directly to me. |
captain foivos
State War Academy
Caldari State
225
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Posted - 2014.06.18 03:29:00 -
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You can blow me. |
L'ouris
Have Naught Subsidiaries
157
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Posted - 2014.06.18 03:41:00 -
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I'd start with shooting one and working it out from there..... |
BuckStrider
Nano-Tech Experiments
318
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Posted - 2014.06.18 03:45:00 -
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You acknowledge that James 315 is the savior of hisec and become an Agent of the CODE
Mine smart. Mine safe. Purchase your mining permit today...... www.minerbumping.com |
Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
14477
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Posted - 2014.06.18 04:00:00 -
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Put pointy end in bad guy, repeat until you have reached desired effect.
Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings? |
Prince Sanguine
135
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Posted - 2014.06.18 04:02:00 -
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But what if i lose my ship? I'm scared. No one has ever shot me.
Everytime you read this you are required to send 100 million isk directly to me. |
Scipio Artelius
The Vendunari
End of Life
1880
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Posted - 2014.06.18 04:03:00 -
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There should be Darwin Awards for dumb ways to start a thread.
Come Win At Eve - Join The Vendunari
. -á<- Argue this, not this ->-á( -í-¦ -£-û -í-¦) |
ZAKURELL0 LINDA
Black Scorpions Inc
Circle-Of-Two
55
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Posted - 2014.06.18 04:12:00 -
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Prince Sanguine wrote:Garandras wrote:you right click on your ship and select self destruct
*Edit* you will need to be undocked at the time No, no. I meant other ships. You should let me blow you up.
get to null sec, eject, watch the ship getting blown up, and then podex home 
RIP Iron Lady |
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Garandras
Black Aces
Against ALL Authorities
197
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Posted - 2014.06.18 04:16:00 -
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In the end its the same as shooting a rat
but if you are in high the PoPo will shoot you.. if in low to Null they are likely to shoot back at you |
Scipio Artelius
The Vendunari
End of Life
1880
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Posted - 2014.06.18 04:24:00 -
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Garandras wrote:In the end its the same as shooting a rat
but if you are in high the PoPo will shoot you.. if in low to Null they are likely to shoot back at you
Just check his killboard.
The thread is not what it seems.
Come Win At Eve - Join The Vendunari
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Prince Sanguine
135
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Posted - 2014.06.18 04:51:00 -
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Garandras wrote:In the end its the same as shooting a rat
but if you are in high the PoPo will shoot you.. if in low to Null they are likely to shoot back at you
What is better for fights? Low or null. I'm scared of both.
Everytime you read this you are required to send 100 million isk directly to me. |
Sibyyl
Gallente Federation
1692
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Posted - 2014.06.18 04:55:00 -
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Unsuccessful At Everything wrote:Put pointy end in bad guy, repeat until you have reached desired effect.
Note to self: get my mind out of the gutter.
.. when everything else is gone .. |
Serene Repose
1386
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Posted - 2014.06.18 05:01:00 -
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Prince Sanguine wrote:Garandras wrote:you right click on your ship and select self destruct
*Edit* you will need to be undocked at the time No, no. I meant other ships. You should let me blow you up. You should blow up your girlfriend. I'm sure she's inflatable.
I have sworn upon the altar of God eternal hostility toward every form of tyranny over the mind of man.-á |
Prince Sanguine
135
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Posted - 2014.06.18 05:17:00 -
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Serene Repose wrote:Prince Sanguine wrote:Garandras wrote:you right click on your ship and select self destruct
*Edit* you will need to be undocked at the time No, no. I meant other ships. You should let me blow you up. You should blow up your girlfriend. I'm sure she's inflatable.
Pshh, I bought a real doll. Those inflatable ones popped too easily when I choked them
Everytime you read this you are required to send 100 million isk directly to me. |
Dominus Tempus
Brave Newbies Inc.
Brave Collective
178
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Posted - 2014.06.18 05:24:00 -
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Sibyyl wrote:Unsuccessful At Everything wrote:Put pointy end in bad guy, repeat until you have reached desired effect. Note to self: get my mind out of the gutter.
Shame on you, Sibyll. |
Remiel Pollard
The 0th Fleet
A Rather Intimidating Group of Individuals
3467
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Posted - 2014.06.18 05:25:00 -
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Prince Sanguine wrote:I've never shot one
Asked and answered.
/thread
You don't scare me. I've been to Jita.
[email protected] |
Garandras
Black Aces
Against ALL Authorities
198
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Posted - 2014.06.18 05:54:00 -
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Scipio Artelius wrote:
Just check his killboard.
The thread is not what it seems.
I see, glad I didn't bother with serious answers =D
next question Troll or RMT idiot? |
Scipio Artelius
The Vendunari
End of Life
1882
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Posted - 2014.06.18 06:19:00 -
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Garandras wrote:next question Troll or RMT idiot?
Liar would seem top be appropriate in the context of this thread.
Not something I normally like to think about anyone, but the statement "I've never shot one" is not a true representation of the evidence available.
Come Win At Eve - Join The Vendunari
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Solecist Project
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
2338
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Posted - 2014.06.18 06:22:00 -
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Unsuccessful At Everything wrote:Put pointy end in bad guy, repeat until you have reached desired effect.
Is that when he screams in pain, or in pleasure?
The case of the bottomless dress.
https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&t=349499
- Stop staring at them! ;) -
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Lugia3
Intentionally Dense
Easily Excited
983
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Posted - 2014.06.18 06:58:00 -
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Very carefully.
"CCP Dolan is full of ****." - CCP Bettik |
Solecist Project
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
2338
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Posted - 2014.06.18 10:49:00 -
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Sibyyl wrote:Unsuccessful At Everything wrote:Put pointy end in bad guy, repeat until you have reached desired effect. Note to self: get my mind out of the gutter.
Hahahahaha....
*cough*
To destroy a "ship", first you have to make sure you are within your desired "optimal range",
which depends on the size of your "turret". Then, when you're in a comfortable position,
you can start "penetrating" the "shields" and then the "armor",
effectively trying to "strip" the "ship" down to it's naked "hull".
Once you reach the naked "hull", things get more intense. You start "overheating" your "turret",
to "penetrate" the "hull" harder or faster, to make sure "she" "explodes" before you do.
Then, after the "explosion", you collect the "loot" she screamingly spread all over the place.
Remember that during "combat" it's important that the other ones "explodes" first. ;)
The case of the bottomless dress.
https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&t=349499
- Stop staring at them! ;) -
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Zappity
Stay Frosty.
A Band Apart.
1179
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Posted - 2014.06.18 11:01:00 -
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Step 1. Join RvB and blow up a few dozen times in cheap hulls.
Step 2. Read my magnificent thread (below).
Step 3. Come join us in lowsec.
Step 4. I'll let you know when I figure it out. Haven't got that far yet.
Zappity's Adventures for a taste of lowsec. |
Solecist Project
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
2341
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Posted - 2014.06.18 11:03:00 -
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Zappity wrote:Step 1. Join RvB and pod the **** out of them.
Step 2. Repeat for tears from inflated egos.
* scratches her right shoulder *
The case of the bottomless dress.
https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&t=349499
- Stop staring at them! ;) -
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Doreen Kaundur
543
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Posted - 2014.06.18 11:08:00 -
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I have enjoyed this thread. 
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Felicity Project
Pator Tech School
Minmatar Republic
10
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Posted - 2014.06.18 11:12:00 -
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Solecist Project wrote:Sibyyl wrote:Unsuccessful At Everything wrote:Put pointy end in bad guy, repeat until you have reached desired effect. Note to self: get my mind out of the gutter. Hahahahaha.... *cough* To destroy a "ship", first you have to make sure you are within your desired "optimal range", which depends on the size of your "turret". Then, when you're in a comfortable position, you can start "penetrating" the "shields" and then the "armor", effectively trying to "strip" the "ship" down to it's naked "hull". Once you reach the naked "hull", things get more intense. You start "overheating" your "turret", to "penetrate" the "hull" harder or faster, to make sure "she" "explodes" before you do. Then, after the "explosion", you collect the "loot" she screamingly spread all over the place. Remember that during "combat" it's important that the other ones "explodes" first. ;)
For me, the best part about blowing "up" a "ship"
Is to "swallow" the "loot" into my "cargohold" at the end. |
WASPY69
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
295
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Posted - 2014.06.18 11:49:00 -
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I know this is a troll thread, but in any case some newbro makes a forum search to find answers, the best one i can give is;
- What is your favorite T1 frigate with which you have the most support skills?
- Look up losses at a place like zkill for said ship to get an idea on how to fit it.
- Figure out what kinda ship is optimal for you to engage.
- Head to faction warfare lowsec and hunt for said ship
- Learn game mechanics and create hilarious lossmails. (Don't be afraid to lose ships, see them as a tool if you will, to get the job done).
- Repeat.
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Owen Levanth
Federated Deep Space Explorations
178
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Posted - 2014.06.18 12:23:00 -
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Guys, the OP wants to know how to commit an act of terrorism in the real world, not how to shoot stuff in Eve. Look at his killboard, he already knows all there is to know about exploding Eve-ships.
Back on topic, the CIA has been notified and will visit you tomorrow, OP. Have fun trying to make real ships explode in prison, *****.  |
E-2C Hawkeye
State War Academy
Caldari State
650
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Posted - 2014.06.18 13:06:00 -
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Prince Sanguine wrote:Well?
First you have to undock. |
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