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Born to a cross dressing father, Gil grew up with much pent up anger and
frustration. And as soon as he was old enough, he left his family to begin
his studies at The State War Academy where he got ****ed too much and
hardly ever turned up to class.

After going out on wild night out with some of the local slags, Gil awoke in
his cloning station in Kakakela. Who the **** are m0o? He asked himself, as
he read his eMail from the useless *****s at his cloning facility.

It was in Kakakela that Gil met Malk, who became GilÆs first CEO. He travelled
under the banner of Interstellar Developments Corporation for many Months
without incident. He grew bored and got ****ed again only to find himself
wandering who Valeria was as he thawed out and read another stupid eMail.

It was then that Gil heard of a Corporation by the name of RONA. Gil thought
that it was strange that heÆd never heard of this so called Mega Corpà. but
then again he was a drunkà. and his Dad was a ***.

A Pilot by the name of GaRpY caught GilÆs eye, he was a cheeky chap, who
Gil immediately fell in love ... *cough* gained a great deal of respect for.
This guy was pure filth.

Gil was then introduced to KIA and InkZ. Again, Gil saw that this man was
special, and that it was no coincidence that Gil had found KIA. He had been
sent by God with a purpose, to watch over InkZ, and not let any harm befall
upon him. Gil was InkZÆs Guardian Angel.

Gil saved InkZÆs ass so many times, that he became one of his trusted
commanders.

Before leading the KillerZ In Action into battle, Gil could be heard reciting:

ôYea, though I walk in the Vale of Death, yet shall I fear none ill, for InkZ
art with me, and thy ECM and Cruise me comfort still.ö

But now those days are over, and a new dawn had arisen. What new
adventures will Gil go on is anyones guess. But under the leadership of
Blacklight and SirMolle, I'm sure a lot of n00bs are gonna be upset. :P

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Originally by: Dog Cancer

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kieron
Community Manager,
EVE Online

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Originally by: 3GG H34D

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Originally by: Dog Cancer

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kieron
Community Manager,
EVE Online

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Why do you hav that as a sig?

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Originally by: 3GG H34D

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Think u know 1337?, you dont know nuffink!

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Originally by: Petwraith

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My favorite was one pertaining to the V'rix from Earth and Beyond although I can't remember it word for word. I miss that game.

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Originally by: John Grimm

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Edited by: John Grimm on 20/06/2006 05:55:12
This is one of the best bios i've ever seen.

And shepherds we shall be, for thee my Lord for thee,
Power hath descended forth from thy hand, that our feet
may swiftly carry out thy command, we shall flow a river
forth to thee, and teeming with souls shall it ever be. In
nomine patris, et filii... [Loads Siege Missile Launcher]
...et spiritus sancti.

Can't remember the fimale that had it.

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