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Captin ShadowHawk
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Posted - 2006.06.18 20:06:00 -
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Just woundering if there are any bio's that you've seen that you really liked or made you laugh etc. |
Jim McGregor
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Posted - 2006.06.18 20:07:00 -
[2]
Mine is filled with Jack Bauer jokes. People love it, at least the ones who follows the tv-series 24.
I would never put a "big huge gun hits npc for wtf damage" in the bio. Very boring.
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The Eve Wiki Community Portal |
Galk
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Posted - 2006.06.18 20:10:00 -
[3]
I didn't actualy realise this one was a Al Murray original, till i saw him doing one of stage shows on paramount a few weeks later.
But i came across this one guy with, cheer for the beer and all hail the ale.... made me laugh as id never heard it before
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Long ago one gorgeous night, we let the stars grow free.
We let Zhuge do that once, he came back carrying a traffic cone, a forsale sign and three empty bottles of dutch lager. He also lost his Zimmer Frame... - Imaran
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Justus Imperius
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Posted - 2006.06.18 20:20:00 -
[4]
:)
Meh Idea
Join Lost Dawn Technologies Today!... or ya'know... whenever... |
Splagada
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Posted - 2006.06.18 20:23:00 -
[5]
one i ran by said "eh mec cours pas en tong"
it's french and really made me laugh on the bio of a battleship pilot
dunno, the wtf of it made me giggle
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Member of [AAST]
Owner of eve-corps.net
evemail me if you need a free forum for your corp
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Tarquin Tarquinius
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Posted - 2006.06.18 20:23:00 -
[6]
Edited by: Tarquin Tarquinius on 18/06/2006 20:24:44
Mine has quotes in it. Matrix, Braveheart (the one in my sig), Da Vinci, and old Latin sayings.
I like the ones that have good info in them. Like damage types.
Other than that the best I've seen simply says "I am convinced." I forget whos it was.
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The Almighty says this must be a fashionable fight. It's drawn the finest people. - an Amarr Mercenary |
Moridin
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Posted - 2006.06.18 20:27:00 -
[7]
i remember one bio that was huge. it was a tale of a guy that bought 100 monkeys at a price deal and wound up having to get rid of them all after they died 6 hours later.
it was full of details and funny stuff about the monkeys and effort of getting rid of them.
wish i had copyed it and saved |
wierchas noobhunter
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Posted - 2006.06.18 20:32:00 -
[8]
tbh meh bio is da best just look on it
join soar angelic
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Kyguard
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Posted - 2006.06.18 20:34:00 -
[9]
Mine is amazing if you need a good damage log. 
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God is on the side with the best arti |
Sincere MarkXIII
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Posted - 2006.06.18 20:36:00 -
[10]
Mine simply says 'Cause Charlie don't Surf'
believe it or not, i regularly get fanmail about it 
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HippoKing
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Posted - 2006.06.18 20:40:00 -
[11]
Aodhnait
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turnschuh
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Posted - 2006.06.18 20:42:00 -
[12]
 Originally by: Jim McGregor
I would never put a "big huge gun hits npc for wtf damage" in the bio. Very boring.
LIES 
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Jim McGregor
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Posted - 2006.06.18 20:45:00 -
[13]
Originally by: turnschuh
LIES
Hehe.
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The Eve Wiki Community Portal |
Kilo Paskaa
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Posted - 2006.06.18 21:04:00 -
[14]
Edited by: Kilo Paskaa on 18/06/2006 21:04:28
Well you can check time of the day when i accept hatemail.
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Wtf iddqd? |
gfldex
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Posted - 2006.06.18 21:07:00 -
[15]
Feta Solamnia
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$ perl -n -e 'print "Stop blameing pirates! Oveur is the root of all evil!\n" if m/podkill|lost my ship|gank|gate camp|Verone/;'
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Electric Cucumber
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Posted - 2006.06.18 21:10:00 -
[16]
Edited by: Electric Cucumber on 18/06/2006 21:10:33
Originally by: Moridin
i remember one bio that was huge. it was a tale of a guy that bought 100 monkeys at a price deal and wound up having to get rid of them all after they died 6 hours later.
it was full of details and funny stuff about the monkeys and effort of getting rid of them.
wish i had copyed it and saved
Yeah that's the best , someone from A.W.M corp.
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Dragerest
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Posted - 2006.06.18 21:27:00 -
[17]
i think my CEO has a funny bio
Your dual $14.95 EVE account,
perfectly strikes MARRIAGE,
Wrecking for $1,400.00 monthly
in Alimony!!!
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Jim McGregor
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Posted - 2006.06.18 21:28:00 -
[18]
Originally by: Dragerest
i think my CEO has a funny bio
Your dual $14.95 EVE account,
perfectly strikes MARRIAGE,
Wrecking for $1,400.00 monthly
in Alimony!!!
Damn, ive actually read that one in-game once. Its pretty good. 
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The Eve Wiki Community Portal |
Deadeye Dave
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Posted - 2006.06.18 21:31:00 -
[19]
Mine gets commented on quite a bit but I think I reached the character limit for it so I can't add anything. 
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Scorpyn
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Posted - 2006.06.18 21:34:00 -
[20]
Originally by: Deadeye Dave
Mine gets commented on quite a bit but I think I reached the character limit for it so I can't add anything.
1. Create Alt
2. End bio with "continues in the bio of [altname]..."
3. Write the rest in the bio of the alt
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Dark Shikari
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Posted - 2006.06.18 21:48:00 -
[21]
Mine's pretty good.
--Proud member of the [23]--
-WTB Platinum Technite, WTS Nanotransistors, Heavy Electron II, 100mn AB II- |
Deadeye Dave
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Posted - 2006.06.18 21:56:00 -
[22]
Originally by: Dark Shikari
Mine's pretty good.
Its got that link in where it says I was podded. How exactly did that start and why does everyone have that?
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Karma
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Posted - 2006.06.18 21:57:00 -
[23]
Edited by: Karma on 18/06/2006 22:00:06
*nominates himself, just for the hell of it*
... came up with it when I realized my newbie corp isn't listed in my employment history.
belay that.
Aodhnait
_________________
"No Worries"
Karma, fool on the hull. |
Zezman
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Posted - 2006.06.18 22:02:00 -
[24]
I've gotten quite a few compliments from people who admire and enjoy the Family Guy cartoon.
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Shinnen
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Posted - 2006.06.18 22:09:00 -
[25]
ookke's or mine :)
Shinnen
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Gothikia
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Posted - 2006.06.18 22:31:00 -
[26]
mines is filled with homosexual voodoo chatlogs from alliance, corp and other assorted channels 
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Splagada
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Posted - 2006.06.18 23:23:00 -
[27]
mine is just useful info :(
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Member of [AAST]
Owner of eve-corps.net
evemail me if you need a free forum for your corp
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Copine Callmeknau
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Posted - 2006.06.18 23:39:00 -
[28]
People keep telling me they like my bio, but that's probably because I have their pod scrambled at the time 
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See the idiot walk, see the idiot talk
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KHEN
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Posted - 2006.06.19 00:43:00 -
[29]
"Those who cannot adapt become victims of Evolution"
I like it
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Voltron
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Posted - 2006.06.19 00:51:00 -
[30]
I like mine, but only because I ask if I can touch ppls E-Dinks.
also b/c it has a good quote of cmdr patrick and my alt in a convo.
Volt
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Senite Ascani
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Posted - 2006.06.19 01:11:00 -
[31]
Originally by: Dragerest
i think my CEO has a funny bio
Your dual $14.95 EVE account,
perfectly strikes MARRIAGE,
Wrecking for $1,400.00 monthly
in Alimony!!!
In a similiar vein I saw one that went:
EVE, perfectly stikes your
FREETIME wrecking your SOCIAL LIFE...
or something like that... damn! I always mess up the punchline 
"I'm Senite Ascani, and I wholeheartedly endorse this product and/or service." |
ReaperOfSly
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Posted - 2006.06.19 01:32:00 -
[32]
Mine has a link caled "Faction Ship Pricelist". Guess where the link goes .
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Max Manlove
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Posted - 2006.06.19 01:40:00 -
[33]
Backdoor Bandit's is damn good.
I like my own, but I may be biased...
♥♥♥
Protecting Your Right To Love Thy Neighbor
♥♥♥ |
Sosus Red
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Posted - 2006.06.19 04:11:00 -
[34]
MIne has an excerpt from the novel of Revenge of the Sith. and a link to the eve wiki project.
I have seen quite a few really great bio's. One in particular, I forget the name, but it was about how the character got to where she is now. It was very long and very well written. I could tell she spent a good amount of time on it.
Sig must be under 24000 bytes - Cathath ([email protected]) |
Scoundrelus
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Posted - 2006.06.19 06:00:00 -
[35]
"2006.04.01 11:39:00 Notify Nobody cares
how much damage you can hit a stationary
target at optimal range for."
Sig dimensions must be no more than 400W x 120H - Cathath ([email protected]) |
Khalisa Thalheen
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Posted - 2006.06.19 06:05:00 -
[36]
Edited by: Khalisa Thalheen on 19/06/2006 06:09:04
Edited by: Khalisa Thalheen on 19/06/2006 06:07:42
"Corpmate: At least I'm not into ball and ring gags.
Corpmate: Tho those are fun too."
"Corpmate1: We love you SD!
Corpmate2: SD, if I were ***(a lover of men, stupid filter) I'd be stalking you. <3"
 
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Whelan Iskander
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Posted - 2006.06.19 08:45:00 -
[37]
Originally by: Sincere MarkXIII
Mine simply says 'Cause Charlie don't Surf'
believe it or not, i regularly get fanmail about it
/signs fanmail :)
Mine has a sinfest quote and a Dune quote in it.
Sinfest one reads:
'I am a man of wealth and taste. I enjoy long walks on the beach, travel, meeting interesting people, and laying your soul to waste'
http://sinfest.net/d/20040430.html
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wierchas noobhunter
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Posted - 2006.06.19 09:52:00 -
[38]
my bio :
Archeologists unearthed an old english dictionary dating
back to the year 1236. It defined "victim" as "one who has
encountered wierchas noobhunter"
You wouldn't like to meet wierchas noobhunter in a dark
alley, believe me!
Contrary to popular belief, the Titanic didn't hit an iceberg.
The ship was off course and accidentally ran into wierchas
noobhunter while he was doing the backstroke across the
Atlantic.
James Cameron wanted wierchas noobhunter to play the
Terminator. However, upon reflection, he realized that would
have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with
Arnold Schwarzenegger.
Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears
wierchas noobhunter pajamas.
When the Incredible Hulk gets angry he transforms into
wierchas noobhunter.
If at first you don't succeed, you're not wierchas
noobhunter.
In order to survive a nuclear attack, you must remember to
stop, drop, and be wierchas noobhunter.
The quickest way to a man's heart is with wierchas
noobhunter's fist.
When you say "no one's perfect", wierchas noobhunter
takes this as a personal insult.
wierchas noobhunter was once in a Veit Cong prison camp
but when they searched him and found his ID they let him
go with their best bottle of Sake.
The pie scene in "American Pie" is based on a dare
wierchas noobhunter took when he was younger. However, in
wierchas noobhunter' case, the "pie" was the molten crater
of an active volcano.
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks
his closet for wierchas noobhunter.
wierchas noobhunter can survive the Apocalypse, in fact,
wierchas noobhunter is the Apocalypse!
wierchas noobhunter never goes to the dentist because his
teeth are unbreakable. His enemies never go to the dentist
because they have no teeth.
die die die
2006.03.31 16:48:25 combat Your 250mm Railgun II perfectly
strikes Beldanna (Vexor), wrecking for 214.7 damage.from
160 km range ^^^*( no its not eagle its moa damt spot
asking me that ! )
2006.03.26 12:21:07 combat Your Heavy Ion Blaster II
perfectly strikes ganyu [YZZLM](Raven), wrecking for 532.2
damage. i <3 my rax
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Douglasius > wierchas FTW!
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mirel yirrin > Dammit weirchas how big is your ego
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join soar angelic
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Pottsey
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Posted - 2006.06.19 10:00:00 -
[39]
I get a lot of comments on my bio being good. Perhaps because I have 6 alts with links in the bio to each. And my Sister has an account with her bio linking to mine. The bios are not all the same either but they are linked.
Roleplaying FTW.
Passive shield tanking guide, click here. |
TheDeceit
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Posted - 2006.06.19 10:18:00 -
[40]
I think more people should have stories in their bio. Real stories, about their character and stuff. I'm real tired of people pasting how much damage they can get with a wrecking hit, or flags of whatever country they come from. Gets old real quick. :|
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PodNinja
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Posted - 2006.06.19 11:49:00 -
[41]
I thought mine was creative when I made it.
There's a few sentences that don't go that well but I'm to lazy to edit and I maintain lower standards for anything thats not my native language 
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spRAYed
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Posted - 2006.06.19 12:00:00 -
[42]
Edited by: spRAYed on 19/06/2006 12:03:00
I return People's ships that where lost if they just fill out the form in my bio.
I noticed the form on the boards here somewhere. Its too funneh.
Too bad ive only had 2 persons filling that out.
Got killed? Fill out this form and your ship will be returned
back to you.
Hello,
My name is [insert victim name], and I
was:
[] Pod Killed
[] Ship Killed
[] Ransomed
by [insert name here] on [insert date] in
the system
[Insert system name].
I am writing to inform you, that yourself,
and the rest of
your corp are
[] Bastards
[] ****ers
[] Evil *******
[] Tossers
[] ********s
[] Griefers
[] Pirate Scum
[] ****s
[] Homosexuals
[] ****s
[] Mother*******
[] Lamers
[] Losers
[] *****es
and you
[] Ruin the game for
[] Enrage
[] Bankrupt
[] Turn on
[] Give too much grief to
[] Destroy the point in playing for
[] Other (Please State)
_____________________________
people like me. There for, you pack of
[insert abusive
plural name], I have took it upon myself
to enlist the help
of my
[] Whole Corporation
[] Whole Alliance
[] Favourite Merc Corp
[] Mate who's been playing for 2 years
and is uber
[] Main, who's a member of
[] Xetic
[] CVA
[] U'K
[] Stain
[] G Alliance
[] Imperium
[] The Kieretsu
[] some other alliance no one gives a
toss about
to come and
[] Kill you all
[] Kill you all and your families
[] Stab you all repeatedly with a carving
knife
[] *****your women
[] Kill your mothers
[] Have sex with your family dog
[] WTFCKBUMSEXOR YU
[] Other (Please State)
_____________________________
as revenge for you destroying my
[] Ship.
[] Wallet balance.
[] Pod.
[] Implants.
[] Ego.
I sincerely hope you all
[] Get ass raped by big black men,
[] Contract sexually transimtted diseases,
[] Rot in hell,
[] Get podded back to the stone age,
[] Escrow me my stuff back,
[] Go **** yourselves,
[] Get off on killing people,
Because the loss of my stuff in our
encounter was very
traumatizing.
As a closing message to my statement I
would like to say
[] **** off and die.
[] You're all a pack of ****s.
[] Oh boy, was i suckered!.
[] I hope you all get **** rot
[] You suck.
[] Revenge will be mine.
[] My corp is coming for you.
[] My alliance is coming for you.
[] Expect a war declaration soonÖ.
Yours,
[] Sincerely
[] Respectfully
[] Hatefully
[] Truly
[] Rather Confusedly
[] Revengefully
[] With hugs and kisses
[insert victim name]♥
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pArlT? Ur watching too many movies dude... |
Benco97
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Posted - 2006.06.19 12:03:00 -
[43]
I used to have a nice long story about my character, his parents and life as a child before training to be a pod pilot, from there it went on to explain details of his dreams and ambitions and people who had helped him in his early years.
However, I went AFK once at my friend's house and when I got back it was deleted, friend sitting happily at the computer, now it's just rubbish ;.;
though I do have a sudden urge to re-write it all, I never bothered before because I imagined that nobody ever read them
I'll be all over you like a Powerful Moss |
Flaming sambuka
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Posted - 2006.06.19 12:03:00 -
[44]
Il have wierchas noobhunter's babies!!! he wins this post!
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Herring
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Posted - 2006.06.19 12:15:00 -
[45]
I liked the one I saw a few months ago, some chick's bio...talked about how feminine hygeine is a problem with the tight black pants, and the pods
And at the very end it says
"BTW
Be Very Careful
It's my time of the month."
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Steppa
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Posted - 2006.06.19 12:43:00 -
[46]
Mine simply says...
"It would be an explosive/implosive device at the atomic level."
"An atomic bomb?"
"Hey, that's catchy."
Only two people have been able to place the reference and one of them was -10 to my corp and I to his. Since we started talking about bios, we let each other slip by without combat :)
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George Petsch
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Posted - 2006.06.19 12:47:00 -
[47]
My "Women of EVE 2006" link is the best thing about my bio, that's for sure...
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Rick Dentill
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Posted - 2006.06.19 12:50:00 -
[48]
Deadeye Dave, his is amazing, and i am in it!
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http://x-universe.kiwi.nu/page.php?id=dd |
Dharmon
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Posted - 2006.06.19 12:53:00 -
[49]
got this one off a pirate who killed me a few times in my first 4 days in the game (he was bored I guess)
Ask for ransom!
(player name): ransom!
(player name): f***! stop shooting!
(player name): f*** you!!
some people have such language...
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Indra Sebuchiore
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Posted - 2006.06.19 14:27:00 -
[50]
Mine paraphrases the Hagakure:
Even if it seems certain that you will lose, retaliate.
Neither wisdom nor technique has a place in this.
A real Matari does not think of victory or defeat.
She plunges recklessly towards an irrational death.
It's been complimented a few times
__________________________________________
"In girum imus nocte, et consumimur igni."
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Petwraith
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Posted - 2006.06.19 14:34:00 -
[51]
My favorite was one pertaining to the V'rix from Earth and Beyond although I can't remember it word for word. I miss that game.
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If it ain't orange, it ain't offical! |
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Orivann
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Posted - 2006.06.19 15:10:00 -
[52]
Originally by: Petwraith
My favorite was one pertaining to the V'rix from Earth and Beyond although I can't remember it word for word. I miss that game.
An ISD who played EnB?
Interesting... nowdays you can't go anywhere in EvE without encountering someone who played EnB.
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Mebrithiel Ju'wien
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Posted - 2006.06.19 15:20:00 -
[53]
Nikolai Nuvolari's bio 4tw btw
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Bentguru
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Posted - 2006.06.19 15:26:00 -
[54]
I've gotten quite a few people convo me about what USED to be my bio.
You'll see why when you look at it now
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New Petition Inc Vid
This signature is protected by the pattented NoDev 2000 technology. THERE WILL BE NO COLORS
But colors are fun!!-Kaemonn
Look! Christmas colors!-ReverendM
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Mrmuttley
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Posted - 2006.06.19 15:27:00 -
[55]
From the old "Stop the pigeon" cartoons.
Muttley you snickering, floppy eared hound.
When courage is needed you're never around.
Those medals you wear on your moth eaten chest.
Should be there for bungling at which you are best.
Originally by: spRAYed
Piracy Refund Form ....
Candidate for a shameless ripoff
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I am Dyslexic of Borg.
Your ass will be laminated.
Originally by: Rod Blaine
Eve is not supposed to be fair
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Mebrithiel Ju'wien
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Posted - 2006.06.19 15:34:00 -
[56]
Originally by: spRAYed
Got killed? Fill out this form and your ship will be returned
back to you.
Hello,
My name is Mebrithiel Ju'wien, you know you love me, and I was:
[] Ship Killed
by My CEO on 1/4/06 in the system Amarr.
I am writing to inform you, that yourself, and the rest of your corp are
[] My playthings
and you
[] Turn on
_____________________________
people like me. Therefore (sic), you pack of pod pilots (omg!), I have took it upon myself to enlist the help of my
Nikolai Nuvolari
to come and
[] Other - Start a party
_____________________________
as revenge for you destroying my
Heart
I sincerely hope you all
[] Get off on killing people,
Because the loss of my heart in our encounter was very traumatizing.
As a closing message to my statement I
would like to
[] write an emo poem
Yours,
[] With hugs and kisses
Mebrithiel Ju'wien♥
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Ashvul
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Posted - 2006.06.19 15:51:00 -
[57]
Originally by: Steppa
Mine simply says...
"It would be an explosive/implosive device at the atomic level."
"An atomic bomb?"
"Hey, that's catchy."
Only two people have been able to place the reference and one of them was -10 to my corp and I to his. Since we started talking about bios, we let each other slip by without combat :)
that's just alec baldwin conversing with a chinese man, and I believe the chinese guy said "sub-molecular"
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dailyhazard
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Posted - 2006.06.19 16:14:00 -
[58]
id post mine
but half the content would be deemed unsuitable and i dont want a forum ban, or it taken away :(
Cosmic Fusion |
BlackDragonShadow
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Posted - 2006.06.19 18:00:00 -
[59]
Edited by: BlackDragonShadow on 19/06/2006 18:04:26
I once saw this guy whose bio said "No body cares what you hit or for how much. Everyone knows you have small test.icles." Laughed my ass off.
Touched by his noodly appendage.
Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster |
Andargor theWise
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Posted - 2006.06.19 18:06:00 -
[60]
Originally by: Captin ShadowHawk
Just woundering if there are any bio's that you've seen that you really liked or made you laugh etc.
To all the people that pointed out someone else's sig, kudos.
To all the others that said "mine is teh kewl" (or to that effect), I will point out your lameness with the most overused smilie: 
Narcissism ftl.
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Matsuo Masato
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Posted - 2006.06.19 19:03:00 -
[61]
the best bio was from someone in MAFIA it was the lyrics from the song "I Will Survive" but alittle rewritten i wish i had saved it...
dont nerf this one its only 20kb |
Krassy Collins
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Posted - 2006.06.19 19:07:00 -
[62]
That would be mine reads...."Very funny scotty! Now beam down my cloths"!
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Iratus Caelestis
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Posted - 2006.06.19 20:58:00 -
[63]
Quote:
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Born to a cross dressing father, Gil grew up with much pent up anger and
frustration. And as soon as he was old enough, he left his family to begin
his studies at The State War Academy where he got ****ed too much and
hardly ever turned up to class.
After going out on wild night out with some of the local slags, Gil awoke in
his cloning station in Kakakela. Who the **** are m0o? He asked himself, as
he read his eMail from the useless *****s at his cloning facility.
It was in Kakakela that Gil met Malk, who became GilÆs first CEO. He travelled
under the banner of Interstellar Developments Corporation for many Months
without incident. He grew bored and got ****ed again only to find himself
wandering who Valeria was as he thawed out and read another stupid eMail.
It was then that Gil heard of a Corporation by the name of RONA. Gil thought
that it was strange that heÆd never heard of this so called Mega Corpà. but
then again he was a drunkà. and his Dad was a ***.
A Pilot by the name of GaRpY caught GilÆs eye, he was a cheeky chap, who
Gil immediately fell in love ... *cough* gained a great deal of respect for.
This guy was pure filth.
Gil was then introduced to KIA and InkZ. Again, Gil saw that this man was
special, and that it was no coincidence that Gil had found KIA. He had been
sent by God with a purpose, to watch over InkZ, and not let any harm befall
upon him. Gil was InkZÆs Guardian Angel.
Gil saved InkZÆs ass so many times, that he became one of his trusted
commanders.
Before leading the KillerZ In Action into battle, Gil could be heard reciting:
ôYea, though I walk in the Vale of Death, yet shall I fear none ill, for InkZ
art with me, and thy ECM and Cruise me comfort still.ö
But now those days are over, and a new dawn had arisen. What new
adventures will Gil go on is anyones guess. But under the leadership of
Blacklight and SirMolle, I'm sure a lot of n00bs are gonna be upset. :P
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Vireya
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Posted - 2006.06.19 21:34:00 -
[64]
obviously my story bio is best :) lol
(and i will pre-emt the lame comments by adding this )
other than that the best bio i have seen is for a member of the Underwear Emporium {PANTZ}.... i include it below so you can have a good laugh!
Do u like pantz?
Do u like under garments of the used persuassion?
Then join the Underwear Emporium, Convo me for info or just to chat about my panties..
Our moto is if at first it doesn`t fit.....
Then spit on it and try again!!!!!!!!!!!
Bored , lonely , frustrated ????
At Underwear Emporium we appreciate that someone else is probably Deep core mining your wife...
So play EVE with us,
More fun than a dyslexic librarian convention!!!
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Dog Cancer
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Posted - 2006.06.19 22:24:00 -
[65]
ive got a story in mine, a true story about a car journey though a very dark forest at night..
kieron
Community Manager,
EVE Online |
3GG H34D
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Posted - 2006.06.19 22:37:00 -
[66]
Originally by: Dog Cancer
kieron
Community Manager,
EVE Online
Why do you hav that as a sig?
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Think u know 1337?, you dont know nuffink!
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George Petsch
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Posted - 2006.06.19 22:47:00 -
[67]
Originally by: 3GG H34D
Originally by: Dog Cancer
kieron
Community Manager,
EVE Online
Why do you hav that as a sig?
OMG, pop out the tinfoils ppl!
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Serkis
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Posted - 2006.06.20 00:05:00 -
[68]
Originally by: 3GG H34D
Think u know 1337?, you dont know nuffink!
O_±8+nÅSk*¦u/°÷_˜¦=5ò@Q@Q@M_?ZåñIîbå+T~p(4y+--% £= p(4+iGmZ¦!++ì¦:B¦¦6x+ Ö
Why do you have that as a sig?
Anyways, check out Goatboy¦s bio, its sick
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IonHammer
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Posted - 2006.06.20 00:21:00 -
[69]
My Fav
things for sale press ctrl Q for info
only got me once :)
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Briani
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Posted - 2006.06.20 01:19:00 -
[70]
Originally by: Petwraith
My favorite was one pertaining to the V'rix from Earth and Beyond although I can't remember it word for word. I miss that game.
Was that this one?
There i was, mining away in Antares, and out from nowhere a L66 V'rix pops up and hails me. The Vrix, named only by the number 21, said "W2 h1v2 b22n 4bs2rv3ng y45r m3n3ng 1ct3v3t32s 1nd f22l y45 1r2 r21dy to f1c2 1 n2w ch1ll2ng2".
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Maestro Ulv
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Posted - 2006.06.20 01:45:00 -
[71]
Edited by: Maestro Ulv on 20/06/2006 01:46:28
I've not read many good ones tbh, some people seem to like mine though.
http://phaze9.moonmanstudio.com/ulvtrans/ulvbio.html
http://phaze9.moonmanstudio.com/
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trimdonite
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Posted - 2006.06.20 05:10:00 -
[72]
i read a good one the other day. someone had made a prayer in his bio (in the theme of the lords prayer) about missiles. Gave us all a good laugh, only wish id saved it :(
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John Grimm
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Posted - 2006.06.20 05:51:00 -
[73]
Edited by: John Grimm on 20/06/2006 05:55:12
This is one of the best bios i've ever seen.
And shepherds we shall be, for thee my Lord for thee,
Power hath descended forth from thy hand, that our feet
may swiftly carry out thy command, we shall flow a river
forth to thee, and teeming with souls shall it ever be. In
nomine patris, et filii... [Loads Siege MIssile Launcher]
...et spiritus sancti.
Can't remember the fimale that had it.
"I have not failed, I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work." |
Pressure Line
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Posted - 2006.06.21 00:39:00 -
[74]
Originally by: John Grimm
Edited by: John Grimm on 20/06/2006 05:55:12
This is one of the best bios i've ever seen.
And shepherds we shall be, for thee my Lord for thee,
Power hath descended forth from thy hand, that our feet
may swiftly carry out thy command, we shall flow a river
forth to thee, and teeming with souls shall it ever be. In
nomine patris, et filii... [Loads Siege Missile Launcher]
...et spiritus sancti.
Can't remember the fimale that had it.
that would be Boondock Saints.
i consider mine to be funny, and that of my old main Prisoner 158516, but not the greatest by any stretch
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