Another disturbing thing to consider is the zealotry of suicide gankers. The capsuleer is not at mortal risk, but these savages apparently have no qualms about sacrificing 80 non-capsuleers for a dubious cause.

I can't say the same thing about the slothful and cowardly crew members of carebears' mining barges, though.

[quote=Charax Bouclier]Another disturbing thing to consider is the zealotry of suicide gankers. The capsuleer is not at mortal risk, but these savages apparently have no qualms about sacrificing 80 non-capsuleers for a dubious cause.

Even NPCs understand the importance of saving highsec, which is yet another proof that the Code always wins. As for the survival rate...

Code "always wins"??? Seems to me you and your kind are soooooooo misguided by the truth that not even the "LIGHT" will save ya.

Sorry OP, trying to get this back on topic...

Even NPCs understand the importance of saving highsec, which is yet another proof that the Code always wins. As for the survival rate...

Code "always wins"??? Seems to me you and your kind are soooooooo misguided by the truth that not even the "LIGHT" will save ya.

Sorry OP, trying to get this back on topic...

In which case they are basically just risking everything they have in hopes of a big payout. Given the very good chances of never seeing that payout, you gotta wonder what kind of people would sign up for that, but it's their choice so whatever I guess. This sounds weirdly familiar.

i always keep spirits, tabbacco and dancers in the cargo. No crew revolt yet.

Hit me up if a position opens up on your ship.

Careful with how this thread is proceeding - CCP might revise their game into a further ISK sink by requiring "teams" to be a part of your ship before you can undock.

Of course, each team will have its various perks and there will be huge E-Bay type bidding wars for the best teams, but after thirty days, they abandon ship and you would need to begin again...

And, of course, slavery should be abolished and you should pay your crew a fair wage.

Even NPCs understand the importance of saving highsec, which is yet another proof that the Code always wins. As for the survival rate...

Stat. Avg. Survivor Rate is a notional average value for crew members and passengers combined, based on typical ship-to-ship scenarios. In cases where a ship gets one-shotted by a Titan super-weapon, for instance, there would most likely be no survivors at all; however, if a ship is slowly whittled down through armor and hull before blowing up, we can assume that maybe 80% or even 90% of its crew would get away in escape pods. (Source: https://wiki.eveonline.com/en/wiki/New_Eden_crew_guidelines)

As all of our gankers are higly qualified professionals who have mastered the ganking and CONCORD manipulation techniques to absolute perfection, our brave and muscular crews know exactly when to abandon their posts and flee the vessel in their escape pods, with the ship's functions that are used last (locking, tracking, and firing) assigned solely to the capsuleer.

I can't say the same thing about the slothful and cowardly crew members of carebears' mining barges, though.

Have I mentioned that the New Order crewmates also benchpress hundred kilos each?

One angle I've read is that ISK is worth so much to non-capsuleers that even grand rewards for the crew of their ships would not make a noticable impact on their wallets, so they actually get paid very well if they survive.

In which case they are basically just risking everything they have in hopes of a big payout. Given the very good chances of never seeing that payout, you gotta wonder what kind of people would sign up for that, but it's their choice so whatever I guess. This sounds weirdly familiar.

One angle I've read is that ISK is worth so much to non-capsuleers that even grand rewards for the crew of their ships would not make a noticable impact on their wallets, so they actually get paid very well if they survive.

In which case they are basically just risking everything they have in hopes of a big payout. Given the very good chances of never seeing that payout, you gotta wonder what kind of people would sign up for that, but it's their choice so whatever I guess. This sounds weirdly familiar.

The Chronicle, "Hands of a Killer" covers the crew hiring process.

This is pretty much it

Think of all the people that died in all those battles....B-R5RB...Asakai...

Think of all the people that died in all those battles....B-R5RB...Asakai...

Gameplay story segregation. In the reality of EVE, there would likely be far fewer suicide gankers than in the game, for a variety of reasons, crew being one of the big ones. It's established that ships have to have crews to function. No matter how sadistic and uncaring a player tries to claim to be, in reality such people would get reputations fast, and even the most desperate crews would avoid them, thus they're ships would not function properly. Something can certainly be said for modifying ships specifically for suiciding, to avoid needing a crew. But again, that's something outside the scope of the game.

This is pretty much it

Stat. Avg. Survivor Rate is a notional average value for crew members and passengers combined, based on typical ship-to-ship scenarios. In cases where a ship gets one-shotted by a Titan super-weapon, for instance, there would most likely be no survivors at all; however, if a ship is slowly whittled down through armor and hull before blowing up, we can assume that maybe 80% or even 90% of its crew would get away in escape pods. (Source: https://wiki.eveonline.com/en/wiki/New_Eden_crew_guidelines)

As all of our gankers are higly qualified professionals who have mastered the ganking and CONCORD manipulation techniques to absolute perfection, our brave and muscular crews know exactly when to abandon their posts and flee the vessel in their escape pods...

One question that's been on my mind is, if you fly an Amarrian ship, does that have slaves working on it?


Also, if you are say Caldari and you get a Gallente ship do you have a Gallente crew?


Makes me wonder.

Have I mentioned that the New Order crewmates also benchpress hundred kilos each?

Only a hundred? Pssh, you aren't training yours right. I've taken to hiring dust mercenaries to man my ship so I don't even have to worry about escape pods.

Now that DJ is gone .........
........ I need a new master ...............................

I hear Unsucessful at Everything is accepting new applications.

And I thought that CONCORD were changed to Insta-gib...

Well perhaps I could take you on as the chief forum posting officer on my ship. Then I can win eve by never posting here again!

EDIT: I still find it hilarious that the forums can't decide what standings I've set for you. Its been jumping between dark red and light blue.

One question that's been on my mind is, if you fly an Amarrian ship, does that have slaves working on it?


Also, if you are say Caldari and you get a Gallente ship do you have a Gallente crew?


Makes me wonder.

I understand that eve lore needs crews, so that sisters of eve have bodies to 'salvage' and sell to Quafe, so that they can continue to supply us with refreshing cool drinks

I understand that eve lore needs crews,

How about skin-color .............. ;)

well that's your own damn fault =P