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Andros vonBek
Quantum Industries
Prime Orbital Systems
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Posted - 2006.08.04 00:41:00 -
[31]
Pass it around
9324766 Bottles of Quafe on the wall
9324766 Bottles of Quafe on the wall
9324766 Bottles of Quaaa....aaaaaaaaaaa....aaaaffffffe
You take one down
Pass it around
9324765 Bottles of Quafe on the wall
9324765 Bottles of...BANG!
earrrggghhhhhh
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Dewine
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Posted - 2006.08.04 00:42:00 -
[32]
My agent did not pay me for my mission reward and gave me some error message
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Eis Bachs
Karnival of Death Squad
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Posted - 2006.08.04 00:43:00 -
[33]
Reithan,
Let me guess,
First, you're a troll trying to tell someone that might have input to QFT.
Second, you've no clue, go back to MCDondalds where you've some expertise.
Third, See First and go through the list again (goto 10)
Now QFT.
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moppeldoppel
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Posted - 2006.08.04 00:43:00 -
[34]
When i opened my ingame browser , the startingpage told me something like : this page is not available , we got some amarrians sending some minmatar scientists to fix the problem , take you time read some stories blah blah blah or whatever , nevermind. does that always appear when server is busy or what was that? has eve been hacked ? never seen that screen before . too bad i didnt make a screenshot .
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Warstha Biif
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Posted - 2006.08.04 00:44:00 -
[35]
cant complete missions , agent just stares blankly at me
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Jalinti Tyris
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Posted - 2006.08.04 00:44:00 -
[36]
GM Team just made an announcement on the TQ that it's being looked into and the hamsters are being fed.
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Par'Gellen
Gallente
Low Grade Ore
HUZZAH FEDERATION
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Posted - 2006.08.04 00:45:00 -
[37]
 Originally by: Eis Bachs
Yes, Eve is lagging like a dog attached to a chainlink fence.
Now that we have that sorted, let us look at a couple of issues.
1) Why in the hell are the forums running on the same cluster as the game? When we need help because the game has augered itself, having the forums lag as well is.... well... assinine.
2) Yes the game is laggy, CCP will fix it, but having no recourse to see the issue, because the forums are on the same servers, is moronic.
Thank you very much, have a nice day.
PS. CCP, seperate your web presence from your game presence.
I agree 100%. Having the forums on the same servers as the game itself is chest banging, doorknob humping, slobbering "DER! DER! DER!" retarded.
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Danton Marcellus
Nebula Rasa Holdings
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Posted - 2006.08.04 00:46:00 -
[38]
The reimbursement team need to get their **** together and get people their stuff back inside the week, not coming around a month down the line saying their logs show nothing.
I can deal with massive lag and outages like this if it's that alone, losing expensive eqipment and this is not an option, get it together!
Hell even the forums ain't working properly and hasn't done so for months now, subpar.
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Eis Bachs
Karnival of Death Squad
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Posted - 2006.08.04 00:46:00 -
[39]
Par,
I wouldn't have put it that way, but....
You do have a point.
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Vargrh
Gallente
Stupid People Always Need Killing
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Posted - 2006.08.04 00:46:00 -
[40]
I reckon the best way to deal with the lag would be for one of the GM's to take his polaris skill book trained character and a system wide smart bomb and have a little expedition to Jita, followed by that system with 500+ players goonfleet blob mines in. Problem solved 
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Price Watcher
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Posted - 2006.08.04 00:48:00 -
[41]
Originally by: Da'Lorien
Feed the hamsters please.
Yeah.
Feed them to the Total Perspective Vortex! 
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Vargrh
Gallente
Stupid People Always Need Killing
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Posted - 2006.08.04 00:49:00 -
[42]
Originally by: Danton Marcellus
The reimbursement team need to get their **** together and get people their stuff back inside the week, not coming around a month down the line saying their logs show nothing.
I can deal with massive lag and outages like this if it's that alone, losing expensive eqipment and this is not an option, get it together!
Hell even the forums ain't working properly and hasn't done so for months now, subpar.
Some of the out of game stuff like the forum, which is technically not essential, is bound to suffer the odd issue in the height of summer when ccp staff are taking their summer leave and the like, but the in game situation needs to be addressed urgently.
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Dark Matter4
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Posted - 2006.08.04 00:50:00 -
[43]
DO NOT jump clone today. It is BROKED!!
You will end up lagg'n out for 5 minutes, then finally the station environment of where you jumped to loads, but you hanger is still the station you jumped from hanger. Then you will CTD. And after a long laggy log back in, you'll find that all your implants are gone 
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Ch33z0rz
Caldari
Brotherhood of the Shadows
Free Space Alliance
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Posted - 2006.08.04 00:51:00 -
[44]
Try reversing the polarity on the server couplings. If that doesn't work try throwing water on the server to let it cool down.
You can also try:
Hiring a scottsman.
Hiring an angry Russian. He must be angry.
Finding a neuclear wessle and absorbing the anti-protons to refresh the computer cores reverse modulator.
Tie all of the server's wires into a mobius strip.
Configure the server to be self aware, convince it that it has children, and threaten said children.
"Because its a microsoft product theres a simple microsoft solution. Throw more hardware at it." - Michela
Duct Tape
Get a little hammer and break out the "I WIN" button.
Have japanese school girls in sailor outfits use their ammazing kung fu skills on the server.
Call Mr. Wizard.
Call Batman.
Reverse the polarity of the phase converters to fire tachyon pulses and generate an antimatter dimensional rift.
Get the server laid.
Pray to the giant flying spaghetti monster, for his noodley appendages will save us all.
Just say no.
Find a rolled upnews paper.
Get the server high.
Give the server Mt. Dew
Shoot it up with amphetamines.
Change its daiper.
Kick its ass and take its name.
Stick another co-porocesser in a low.
Tell the server never to talk to strangers again.
Knowing is half the battle, GO JOE!
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Kohan Kisodairos
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Posted - 2006.08.04 00:51:00 -
[45]
Edited by: Kohan Kisodairos on 04/08/2006 00:51:35
Yes they suck. CCP get your fricken act together. Oh and fire Tux. He has no idea what he's doing.
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Viggen
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Posted - 2006.08.04 00:52:00 -
[46]
Dear players. We are experiencing technical difficulties which are
causing lag all over. We are trying to solve the issue as fast as
we can. The hamsters are being fed as we speak. We sincerely
apologize for this inconvenience. Thank you for your patience.
- The GM Team
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KCToker
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Posted - 2006.08.04 00:52:00 -
[47]
well, i really hope the game isnt always like this, i am on a trial account and was seriously considering paying until all this started happening.
someone please tell me if this happens alot.
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Dr Happy
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Posted - 2006.08.04 00:55:00 -
[48]
Originally by: Ch33z0rz
Try reversing the polarity on the server couplings. If that doesn't work try throwing water on the server to let it cool down.
You can also try:
Hiring a scottsman.
Hiring an angry Russian. He must be angry.
Finding a neuclear wessle and absorbing the anti-protons to refresh the computer cores reverse modulator.
Tie all of the server's wires into a mobius strip.
Configure the server to be self aware, convince it that it has children, and threaten said children.
"Because its a microsoft product theres a simple microsoft solution. Throw more hardware at it." - Michela
Duct Tape
Get a little hammer and break out the "I WIN" button.
Have japanese school girls in sailor outfits use their ammazing kung fu skills on the server.
Call Mr. Wizard.
Call Batman.
Reverse the polarity of the phase converters to fire tachyon pulses and generate an antimatter dimensional rift.
Get the server laid.
Pray to the giant flying spaghetti monster, for his noodley appendages will save us all.
Just say no.
Find a rolled upnews paper.
Get the server high.
Give the server Mt. Dew
Shoot it up with amphetamines.
Change its daiper.
Kick its ass and take its name.
Stick another co-porocesser in a low.
Tell the server never to talk to strangers again.
Knowing is half the battle, GO JOE!
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Kohan Kisodairos
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Posted - 2006.08.04 00:55:00 -
[49]
More lately than it used to. Like I said, CCP has gone to ****.
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Eilie
Minmatar
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Posted - 2006.08.04 00:55:00 -
[50]
LAG IS GONE NOW!
(for me atleast)
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Sentinel Eeex
Caldari
Two Brothers Mining Corp.
Ascendant Frontier
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Posted - 2006.08.04 00:56:00 -
[51]
Originally by: KCToker
well, i really hope the game isnt always like this, i am on a trial account and was seriously considering paying until all this started happening.
someone please tell me if this happens alot.
No, it doesn't, tbh. But when it happens, flames are everywhere :)
They probably hired some Micro$oft 'expert' few days ago, to improve their database, and we're reaping the results now, hehe ;)
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Vargrh
Gallente
Stupid People Always Need Killing
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Posted - 2006.08.04 00:56:00 -
[52]
Originally by: Ch33z0rz
You can also try:
Have japanese school girls in sailor outfits use their ammazing kung fu skills on the server.
I can think of better uses for their time
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Hehulk
5punkorp
Interstellar Starbase Syndicate
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Posted - 2006.08.04 00:56:00 -
[53]
I've heard that from various people as well. Whatver CCP did, seems ok now :)
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Eis Bachs
Karnival of Death Squad
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Posted - 2006.08.04 00:57:00 -
[54]
Edited by: Eis Bachs on 04/08/2006 00:58:02
Telegram:
To whom it may concern, CCP is running a game cluster on Windows.
End.
That is all.
Edit, cause I can't speel when I R tryin' to be funnay.
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MeestaPenni
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Posted - 2006.08.04 00:57:00 -
[55]
Did the lag just cost me 300,000 ISK in repair bills against a couple of rats I would normally just shoot up and scoop?
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True Tora
Quasar Industries
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Posted - 2006.08.04 00:57:00 -
[56]
Originally by: KCToker
well, i really hope the game isnt always like this, i am on a trial account and was seriously considering paying until all this started happening.
someone please tell me if this happens alot.
Don't worry. It very rare. Sometime only a couple of region ca get lag, but rarely universe wide.
give them about 1-2 hours and everything should work fine.
note to all: don't be retard. it's not helping and it's useless.
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Warstha Biif
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Posted - 2006.08.04 01:01:00 -
[57]
All clear here now also, nice work
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Xaes
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Posted - 2006.08.04 01:05:00 -
[58]
Edited by: Xaes on 04/08/2006 01:06:27
Edited by: Xaes on 04/08/2006 01:05:48
Character creation is completely hosed.
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Zidious
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Posted - 2006.08.04 01:08:00 -
[59]
Still total standstil here,
has been for about 20min.
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ReverendM
Forum Moderator
Interstellar Services Department
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Posted - 2006.08.04 01:08:00 -
[60]
Thread Cleaned. I am leaving a platoon of Marines to help watch.
Guys. Keep it civil. Insulting people or the company only shows disrespect, and doesn't get anything done faster. You have been warned.
-ReverendM
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