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Reverend Kev
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Posted - 2011.11.28 11:43:00 -
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Hey mate. How you goin?
Looking for Australians? Found them you have! (no more Yoda speak!)
We are approx 100 strong. We like to pew, jew, and chew the fat. We like eve, we like our mates better, but don't shower together (unless Dunsty brings his pet sheep). We have Hobags from Australia, New Zealand, One yank who got lost and is in China, and some guy from Canberra!
We live in Derelik low sec, and are often wandering null sec.
We've opened Recruiting. Looking for:
 Au timezone. People who talk funny are welcome, as long as its a form of drunken Engrish
Minimum 10mill SP
At least 1 x T2 cruiser skill
fly at least 1 x stealth bomber
members who like to pew, and like to jew, to buy expensive stuff to pew.
PVP Experience, or happy to die in a fire learning
What do we offer? Mate...
 Lo sec & null sec pew
Drunken roams
Lots of members who dont just talk eve
Significant mounds of Monkey Poo, all you can eat!
Logistics assistance with moving out to us
Teamspeak and Forums
Oh, a Killboard too. http://kb.pkme.com.au/?a=home
Corp provides Logis for free for roams
Access to incursions
So, how do you join us hobags?
Drop by [PKME Public] and chat to one of our recruiters, or PM me in game. Don't forget to bring a carton!
Cheers
Reverend Kev flings Monkey poo at Marjamo o/ * * * |
Screeem
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Posted - 2011.11.28 23:03:00 -
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Bump !!! Great Corp !! If you like pvp your found an active Corp !! |
Reverend Kev
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Posted - 2011.11.29 04:49:00 -
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If you're a kiwi, we promise not to make jokes about wellington boots! |
Reverend Kev
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Posted - 2011.11.29 05:51:00 -
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Boing : The sound made when Captain Chuckles face palms  |
Reverend Kev
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Posted - 2011.11.29 07:12:00 -
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Australian members from all over. Kalgoorlie, Perth, Tasmania (<- LOL), Canberra (<- HAHAHAHA), oh and Sydney, Melbourne etc. |
Screeem
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Posted - 2011.11.29 23:26:00 -
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Join PKME PUBLIC channel for a chat!! |
Taskar Tremens
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Posted - 2011.11.30 01:19:00 -
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bump |
Reverend Kev
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Posted - 2011.11.30 01:30:00 -
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FYI, Taskar spent all his AUR on a pink tutu (which is below his picture) hence why he likes to "Bump" and dance! |
Pickaxe Mike
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Posted - 2011.11.30 03:14:00 -
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Confirming that PKME is the place to be for expats in the "around DT" timezone. Regular roams. Active membership. TeamSpeak entertainment abounds as people from a former prison colony make fun of people from a country with a (perceived?) sheep zoophilia epidemic.
Plus, the Australian dialect is over 50% intelligible to native English speakers. Sign up today. |
Reverend Kev
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Posted - 2011.11.30 07:20:00 -
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Looking for AU TZ players who are looking for a social bunch to hang out with. We like T2 Cruiser roams :) |
Yosagi Yojimbo
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Posted - 2011.11.30 11:08:00 -
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Just the mere existence of this corporation should be enough to make you sign up.
But you want more?
Well what about the semi-drunken roams? The laughs and "goodtimes".
Or the possibility that your hard as nails corp mate has to sing "I Should be so Lucky" by "our" Kylie when he jumps through a gate too soon?
Well worth the very small effort for admission!
Apply today!
...or tomorrow if that suits better. |
Reverend Kev
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Posted - 2011.11.30 11:35:00 -
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Poms are allowed.... maybe :) |
Pickaxe Mike
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Posted - 2011.12.01 00:09:00 -
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Reverend Kev wrote:Poms are allowed.... maybe :)
Kev, the British are a decent and honorable people. You can't just go around making up vaguely offensive names for them. 
Plus, the preferred nomenclature is "Limey".
Sign up today, Limeys! |
PongTong
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Posted - 2011.12.01 02:40:00 -
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Bump. Point. and Shoot! |
Reverend Kev
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Posted - 2011.12.01 16:40:00 -
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Gawd recruiting posts are boring. Just drop in our pub channel to talk eve stuff.
Here's some in flight entertainment. Lets have a shortest joke contest.. likes for the funniest!
Me first :)
A man walked into the doctors, he said "I've hurt my arm in several places" The doctor said "well don't go there any more".
BWAHAHAHAHA! .... |
wookatook
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Posted - 2011.12.01 22:36:00 -
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two men walked into a bar, the third ducked |
wookatook
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Posted - 2011.12.02 02:32:00 -
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Q. What's white and stands in the corner?
A. A naughty fridge
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Wusti
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Posted - 2011.12.02 02:50:00 -
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Oh my god - just stop with the corny Dad jokes already holy hell!! |
Pickaxe Mike
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Posted - 2011.12.02 03:30:00 -
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A Higgs Boson walks into a church. The priest turns around and says, "You can't be here!" The Higgs Boson replies, "But without me, how can you have mass?"
Join PKME today! |
Yosagi Yojimbo
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Posted - 2011.12.02 04:47:00 -
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The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room.
Join PKME today! |
wookatook
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Posted - 2011.12.02 05:19:00 -
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Wusti wrote:Oh my god - just stop with the corny Dad jokes already holy hell!!
you are just dirty I stole your fridge joke |
Lo'ken
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Posted - 2011.12.02 08:16:00 -
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As the current front runner for Corp grumpy old bugger, I've got no jokes for ya. So I'll keep it simple:
no politics
no BS
good old fashioned pew
So....what's you're excuse? Join today. |
Endomer
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Posted - 2011.12.02 12:41:00 -
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Q: What do you call a group of bears with no ears?
A: b
Join PKME today! Or even next Wednesday. That's still fine with us. |
Reverend Kev
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Posted - 2011.12.02 14:26:00 -
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A girl went into a doctors office with a Strawberry up her ass, The doctor said I've got some "Cream" For that.
Join PKME today! Virgin sacrifice at 8. Don't be late. (wear a tie) |
Reverend Kev
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Posted - 2011.12.02 14:28:00 -
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Beat his one!
A patient says, "Doctor, last night I made a Freudian slip. I was having dinner with my mother-in-law and wanted to say: 'Could you please pass the butter?' But instead I said: 'You silly cow, you have completely ruined my life." 
Join PKME today! Make your meat psykotic in Psykotic Meat! ........or try the veal |
Screeem
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Posted - 2011.12.02 19:40:00 -
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Q: What's worse than a lobster on your piano??
A: Crabs on your organ!!! Haha
Marjamo can tell you all about it after you join :) |
Yosagi Yojimbo
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Posted - 2011.12.02 23:36:00 -
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You are such a good friend that if we were on a sinking ship together and there was only one life jacket... I'd miss you heaps and think of you often.
Join PKME! |
Pickaxe Mike
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Posted - 2011.12.03 02:34:00 -
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Bartender asks a woman what she wants. "An entendre," she says. "Make it a double." So he gives it to her.
Join PKME today! |
Lo'ken
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Posted - 2011.12.03 10:54:00 -
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Downtime bumpage, best bumpage.
Join PKME today! |
Screeem
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Posted - 2011.12.04 02:04:00 -
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Horse walks into the bar, bartender comes over to serve him and says "mate, why the long face?.." |
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