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Reverend Kev
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Posted - 2011.11.28 11:43:00 -
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Hey mate. How you goin?
Looking for Australians? Found them you have! (no more Yoda speak!)
We are approx 100 strong. We like to pew, jew, and chew the fat. We like eve, we like our mates better, but don't shower together (unless Dunsty brings his pet sheep). We have Hobags from Australia, New Zealand, One yank who got lost and is in China, and some guy from Canberra!
We live in Derelik low sec, and are often wandering null sec.
We've opened Recruiting. Looking for:
 Au timezone. People who talk funny are welcome, as long as its a form of drunken Engrish
Minimum 10mill SP
At least 1 x T2 cruiser skill
fly at least 1 x stealth bomber
members who like to pew, and like to jew, to buy expensive stuff to pew.
PVP Experience, or happy to die in a fire learning
What do we offer? Mate...
 Lo sec & null sec pew
Drunken roams
Lots of members who dont just talk eve
Significant mounds of Monkey Poo, all you can eat!
Logistics assistance with moving out to us
Teamspeak and Forums
Oh, a Killboard too. http://kb.pkme.com.au/?a=home
Corp provides Logis for free for roams
Access to incursions
So, how do you join us hobags?
Drop by [PKME Public] and chat to one of our recruiters, or PM me in game. Don't forget to bring a carton!
Cheers
Reverend Kev flings Monkey poo at Marjamo o/ * * * |
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Posted - 2011.11.28 23:03:00 -
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Bump !!! Great Corp !! If you like pvp your found an active Corp !! |
Reverend Kev
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Posted - 2011.11.29 04:49:00 -
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If you're a kiwi, we promise not to make jokes about wellington boots! |
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Posted - 2011.11.29 05:51:00 -
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Boing : The sound made when Captain Chuckles face palms  |
Reverend Kev
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Posted - 2011.11.29 07:12:00 -
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Australian members from all over. Kalgoorlie, Perth, Tasmania (<- LOL), Canberra (<- HAHAHAHA), oh and Sydney, Melbourne etc. |
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Posted - 2011.11.29 23:26:00 -
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Join PKME PUBLIC channel for a chat!! |
Taskar Tremens
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Posted - 2011.11.30 01:19:00 -
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bump |
Reverend Kev
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Posted - 2011.11.30 01:30:00 -
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FYI, Taskar spent all his AUR on a pink tutu (which is below his picture) hence why he likes to "Bump" and dance! |
Pickaxe Mike
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Posted - 2011.11.30 03:14:00 -
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Confirming that PKME is the place to be for expats in the "around DT" timezone. Regular roams. Active membership. TeamSpeak entertainment abounds as people from a former prison colony make fun of people from a country with a (perceived?) sheep zoophilia epidemic.
Plus, the Australian dialect is over 50% intelligible to native English speakers. Sign up today. |
Reverend Kev
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Posted - 2011.11.30 07:20:00 -
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Looking for AU TZ players who are looking for a social bunch to hang out with. We like T2 Cruiser roams :) |
Yosagi Yojimbo
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Posted - 2011.11.30 11:08:00 -
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Just the mere existence of this corporation should be enough to make you sign up.
But you want more?
Well what about the semi-drunken roams? The laughs and "goodtimes".
Or the possibility that your hard as nails corp mate has to sing "I Should be so Lucky" by "our" Kylie when he jumps through a gate too soon?
Well worth the very small effort for admission!
Apply today!
...or tomorrow if that suits better. |
Reverend Kev
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Posted - 2011.11.30 11:35:00 -
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Poms are allowed.... maybe :) |
Pickaxe Mike
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Posted - 2011.12.01 00:09:00 -
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Reverend Kev wrote:Poms are allowed.... maybe :)
Kev, the British are a decent and honorable people. You can't just go around making up vaguely offensive names for them. 
Plus, the preferred nomenclature is "Limey".
Sign up today, Limeys! |
PongTong
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Posted - 2011.12.01 02:40:00 -
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Bump. Point. and Shoot! |
Reverend Kev
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Posted - 2011.12.01 16:40:00 -
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Gawd recruiting posts are boring. Just drop in our pub channel to talk eve stuff.
Here's some in flight entertainment. Lets have a shortest joke contest.. likes for the funniest!
Me first :)
A man walked into the doctors, he said "I've hurt my arm in several places" The doctor said "well don't go there any more".
BWAHAHAHAHA! .... |
wookatook
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Posted - 2011.12.01 22:36:00 -
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two men walked into a bar, the third ducked |
wookatook
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Posted - 2011.12.02 02:32:00 -
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Q. What's white and stands in the corner?
A. A naughty fridge
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Wusti
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Posted - 2011.12.02 02:50:00 -
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Oh my god - just stop with the corny Dad jokes already holy hell!! |
Pickaxe Mike
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Posted - 2011.12.02 03:30:00 -
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A Higgs Boson walks into a church. The priest turns around and says, "You can't be here!" The Higgs Boson replies, "But without me, how can you have mass?"
Join PKME today! |
Yosagi Yojimbo
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Posted - 2011.12.02 04:47:00 -
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The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room.
Join PKME today! |
wookatook
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Posted - 2011.12.02 05:19:00 -
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Wusti wrote:Oh my god - just stop with the corny Dad jokes already holy hell!!
you are just dirty I stole your fridge joke |
Lo'ken
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Posted - 2011.12.02 08:16:00 -
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As the current front runner for Corp grumpy old bugger, I've got no jokes for ya. So I'll keep it simple:
no politics
no BS
good old fashioned pew
So....what's you're excuse? Join today. |
Endomer
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Posted - 2011.12.02 12:41:00 -
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Q: What do you call a group of bears with no ears?
A: b
Join PKME today! Or even next Wednesday. That's still fine with us. |
Reverend Kev
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Posted - 2011.12.02 14:26:00 -
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A girl went into a doctors office with a Strawberry up her ass, The doctor said I've got some "Cream" For that.
Join PKME today! Virgin sacrifice at 8. Don't be late. (wear a tie) |
Reverend Kev
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Posted - 2011.12.02 14:28:00 -
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Beat his one!
A patient says, "Doctor, last night I made a Freudian slip. I was having dinner with my mother-in-law and wanted to say: 'Could you please pass the butter?' But instead I said: 'You silly cow, you have completely ruined my life." 
Join PKME today! Make your meat psykotic in Psykotic Meat! ........or try the veal |
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Posted - 2011.12.02 19:40:00 -
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Q: What's worse than a lobster on your piano??
A: Crabs on your organ!!! Haha
Marjamo can tell you all about it after you join :) |
Yosagi Yojimbo
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Posted - 2011.12.02 23:36:00 -
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You are such a good friend that if we were on a sinking ship together and there was only one life jacket... I'd miss you heaps and think of you often.
Join PKME! |
Pickaxe Mike
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Posted - 2011.12.03 02:34:00 -
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Bartender asks a woman what she wants. "An entendre," she says. "Make it a double." So he gives it to her.
Join PKME today! |
Lo'ken
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Posted - 2011.12.03 10:54:00 -
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Downtime bumpage, best bumpage.
Join PKME today! |
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Posted - 2011.12.04 02:04:00 -
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Horse walks into the bar, bartender comes over to serve him and says "mate, why the long face?.." |
Taskar Tremens
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Posted - 2011.12.04 07:59:00 -
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Q: Whats Kev's favorite toy?
A: Monkey poo
Join us, get free P2 mask and see on your own eyes |
Reverend Kev
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Posted - 2011.12.04 13:21:00 -
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A guy asks his waiter how they prepare their chicken. The waiter says that there's nothin' special... we just flat out tell' em they're gonna die...
Join PKME today... Have your bad jokes celebrated! |
Screeem
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Posted - 2011.12.04 19:45:00 -
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What did the green grape say to the purple grape?
Breathe, idiot! BREATHE!
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Posted - 2011.12.05 03:42:00 -
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Ask me if I'm a tree.
Huh?
Ask me if I'm a tree.
Are you a tree?
No.
Join PKME PUBLIC channel ingame for a chat with our recruiters!! |
Reverend Kev
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Posted - 2011.12.05 11:06:00 -
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Psykotic Meat. Where men are men, and sheep are nervous!
"Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason." |
Endomer
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Posted - 2011.12.06 06:37:00 -
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What's this button do? |
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Posted - 2011.12.08 12:14:00 -
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How do you make anti-freeze?
Take away her blanket.
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chezzter
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Posted - 2011.12.13 22:07:00 -
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Just a quick question guys?
What is the definition of a hobag?
All this talk about sheep....do i have to share my herd or can i just swap my wife? |
Reverend Kev
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Posted - 2011.12.17 14:08:00 -
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Hobag - Someone who closes the corp office by mistake, someone who lemming jumps, someone who cant talk adequate quantities of crap in TS not related to eve |
Captain Chuckles
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Posted - 2011.12.18 00:00:00 -
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chezzter wrote:Just a quick question guys?
What is the definition of a hobag?
All this talk about sheep....do i have to share my herd or can i just swap my wife?
We miss your heard Chez, come on back
As for the rest of you if you join Kev is willing to give you special ship fitting lessons, I have heard from a good source that he rocks at fitting the Onyx...... |
Sanjuro Yojimbo
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Posted - 2011.12.18 00:54:00 -
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If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is it naked or homeless ?
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wookatook
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Posted - 2011.12.18 03:02:00 -
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Q. What do you call a rich elf?
A. Welfy
Oh yeh lots more chistmas cheer going on in corp, Join in now or you will miss out on Jamo's stocking fillers. |
Yosagi Yojimbo
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Posted - 2011.12.18 23:53:00 -
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Why is Santa always so happy?
He knows where all the bad girls live!
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Aggressive Nutmeg
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Posted - 2011.12.19 01:06:00 -
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A black man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder.
The barman says 'Where did you get that?'
The parrot replies 'Africa'. |
Reverend Kev
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Posted - 2012.01.03 14:12:00 -
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Back after Christmas and new Year. PVP corpies we are working off the excesses of the festive seasons.
After you peruse our killboard here: http://kb.pkme.com.au/?a=home
Go here to find out more: http://pkmeforum.pkme.com.au/index.php?topic=197.msg1008#msg1008
And here's a wise FC saying for you: "Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak." |
Endomer
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Posted - 2012.01.04 00:19:00 -
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Pew on tap, Beer on fridays.
Seriously, if you play in AUTZ have a chat to us. I promise not to tell any jokes, maybe.
"A Digger's Tale" is a novel about an Australian soldier in Singapore during World War II. He falls in love with a nurse in the hospital, decides to go AWOL, and rows all night with her in a boat from Singapore Island to Australia to evade the Japanese and the Aussie Military Police.
His lady friend was sitting in the stern of the boat, and he was rowing in the middle. At one point he said, "Cath, I love you."
She said, "Pardon?"
He said, "I said I love you."
She still didn't hear him, so he removed one oar from the lock, moved up to the stern, resumed steering the boat from that position, and said again, "I love you."
She said, "I love you too, but why are you standing there sculling when you can do so much better rowing where you were?"
He said, "You are undoubtedly right, I just sculled to say I love you."
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Reverend Kev
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Posted - 2012.01.04 01:39:00 -
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Endo, that is truly awful!
This is my new favourite saying: "We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public." |
mochavay
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Posted - 2012.01.04 07:54:00 -
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Endo, what the hell wasthat?!?!
We are trying to recruit people, not make them run away like Jamo was after them |
Reverend Kev
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Posted - 2012.01.04 15:27:00 -
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Recruiting continues.....
"A pirate walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Sir, did you know there's a steering wheel sticking out of your pants?"
The pirate replies, "Arghhh... and it's been driving me nuts." |
Reverend Kev
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Posted - 2012.01.05 05:30:00 -
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Bring a joke, bring a cane, both are welcome :)
"A man goes to a psychiatrist and says, "Doc, my brother's crazy, he thinks he's a chicken." The doctor says, "Why don't you turn him in?" The guy says, "We would. But we need the eggs."- Woody Allen |
Lo'ken
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Posted - 2012.01.05 06:38:00 -
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Endomer wrote:Pew on tap, Beer on fridays.
Seriously, if you play in AUTZ have a chat to us. I promise not to tell any jokes, maybe.
"A Digger's Tale" is a novel about an Australian soldier in Singapore during World War II. He falls in love with a nurse in the hospital, decides to go AWOL, and rows all night with her in a boat from Singapore Island to Australia to evade the Japanese and the Aussie Military Police.
His lady friend was sitting in the stern of the boat, and he was rowing in the middle. At one point he said, "Cath, I love you."
She said, "Pardon?"
He said, "I said I love you."
She still didn't hear him, so he removed one oar from the lock, moved up to the stern, resumed steering the boat from that position, and said again, "I love you."
She said, "I love you too, but why are you standing there sculling when you can do so much better rowing where you were?"
He said, "You are undoubtedly right, I just sculled to say I love you."
PKME management accepts no responsibility for the psychological impact caused by Endo. But we can guarantee you will have fun in the process of going quietly mad.
Come join our public chat "PKME Public" today!!! *
*Free straight jackets to the first 10 subscribers. |
Reverend Kev
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Posted - 2012.01.05 07:47:00 -
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I'm so excitedGÇöI think today I'm going to brush all my teeth. |
Yosagi Yojimbo
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Posted - 2012.01.05 09:55:00 -
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A man who carries a cat by the tail learns something he can learn in no other way. - Mark Twain |
Reverend Kev
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Posted - 2012.01.06 02:35:00 -
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I really should stop bumping this thread as it is making our public channel very busy.... but here's another one (can't help myself)
"My education was dismal. I went to a series of schools for mentally disturbed teachers." ... Woody Allen.. lol
And now for something completely different.....
Bring out your dead! |
Yosagi Yojimbo
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Posted - 2012.01.06 04:25:00 -
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One day I decided I could fly.
I was right!
For a given value of "fly" and also of "right". |
Reverend Kev
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Posted - 2012.01.06 06:59:00 -
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That was bad Yos. So bad, the Indian cricket team just blamed it for their poor batting performance.
Recruiting snack van can be located at channel "PKME PUBLIC"
Btw, we do sometimes play seriously , but lets face it, reading recruiting thread after thread is interesting as collating inside leg measurements at the Oompa Loompa annual convention!
Now here are some famous quotes! 
"I know a dead parrot when I see one, and I'm looking at one right now.
The plumage don't enter into it. It's stone dead.
Now that's what I call a dead parrot.
Well, he's...he's, ah...probably pining for the fjords.
THIS IS AN EX-PARROT!!" |
Endomer
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Posted - 2012.01.06 12:44:00 -
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ok, ok, this one is good. Sorry for the last one.
Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly.
They lit a fire in the craft, it sank, proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it too.
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Kaeh
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Posted - 2012.01.06 13:33:00 -
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Aussie Aussie Aussie oi oi oi. Shamless plug for great bunch of killers. |
Screeem
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Posted - 2012.01.06 20:24:00 -
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Thanks for the bump kaeh!!
This ones a cracker !!
A man walks into a bar and an egg falls on his head. The barman turns to him and says, "The yolk's on you!"
Join PKME PUBLIC for a chat with the reverend or our Canberra native mikhail |
Reverend Kev
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Posted - 2012.01.08 09:08:00 -
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The jokes are bad, the eVe is good... as Woody Allen said "I can't listen to that much Wagner. I start getting the urge to conquer Poland."
PKME Public, meet us there... bring a joke |
Screeem
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Posted - 2012.01.08 20:02:00 -
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Did you hear about the fly who flew through a screen door at full speed?
Strained himself.
It was another fine mesh he got himself into.
Join PKME PUBLIC channel ingame |
Reverend Kev
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Posted - 2012.01.09 05:52:00 -
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We were involved in a massive fight in Branch last night - fantastic fun and congrats to our new members who were in there - welcome to the corp.
We are still actively recruiting. AU players with some PVP experience, looking for more..... Joke time
What's the biggest crime committed by transvestites?
Male fraud
PKME PUBLIC channel... chat to us today, or later :) |
Reverend Kev
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Posted - 2012.01.09 07:47:00 -
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I must be "WANTED" .. check out what they sent to kill me.... I wish, lol. This was my loss mail in our most reason op.... then go check out the kills 
http://www.black-mark.net/3.1.8/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=15387
Channel PKME PUBLIC - for a more interesting eve Life, in the AU TZ. |
Reverend Kev
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Posted - 2012.01.10 08:54:00 -
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AU TZ, Poms welcome, Sepo's too. +/- 3 of DT generally.
Min 1 x T2 Cruiser skill required. Caps an advantage.
Two drunks were walking home along the railway tracks.
The first drunk says, "There's a hell of a lot of steps here."
The second drunk says, "I'll tell you what's worse, this hand rail is bloody low down"
Join [PKME Public] and have a chat.
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Yosagi Yojimbo
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Posted - 2012.01.12 04:20:00 -
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Human beings are the only creatures on earth that allow their children to come back home.
- Bill Cosby
Join a chat and have [PKME Public] ! |
Reverend Kev
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Posted - 2012.01.12 14:35:00 -
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"If you can lie down without holding on... you're sober" - Billy Connelly
Channel PKME PUBLIC - Aussie galore, with some kiwis for good measure, couple of poms, one or two yanks. All love to pew. |
Reverend Kev
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Posted - 2012.01.14 01:42:00 -
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[PKME PUBLIC] channel if you want to chat to AU PVPers.
"Chuck Norris doesn't read books, he just stares them down until he gets the information he wants out of them." |
Screeem
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Posted - 2012.01.14 23:19:00 -
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PKME PUBLIC for a chat with our recruiters!!
Come say hi!! |
Yosagi Yojimbo
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Posted - 2012.01.16 05:03:00 -
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The bump of today is brought to you by amusing and somewhat concerning airplane take offs...
Vodka Burner |
HAMBER BOGAN
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Posted - 2012.01.16 07:53:00 -
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I can confirm that their jokes are terrible, but they are still an awesome corp ^^
+1 |
Reverend Kev
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Posted - 2012.01.16 08:28:00 -
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Great video Yos, I thought it was going to prang for sure.
Channel 1800-[PKME public] - hot and steamy chats with sexy unwashed pilots! |
Reverend Kev
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Posted - 2012.01.17 05:06:00 -
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Psykotic meat cnotines to recruit AU TZ PVP pilots. 10 mill minimum SP, 1 x t2 cruiser skill required. GReat space, great mates, great PVP,
Drop by [PKME PUBLIC] and speak with one of our recruiters
And now, another joke....
"The original name of the movie was Alien vs Predator vs Chuck Norris, but the producers realized that nobody would ever watch a movie that only lasted fourteen seconds." |
Yosagi Yojimbo
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Posted - 2012.01.17 05:17:00 -
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What did the bald man say when he got a comb for Christmas ?
Thanks, I'll never part with it !
Join PKME (Poorly Knitted Masculine Earmuffs) or the puppy gets it! |
Yosagi Yojimbo
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Posted - 2012.01.18 22:54:00 -
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The bump of today is brought to you by The Timelords.
Join PKME (Passing Kilometres Mostly Empty) at some point in the near future! |
Screeem
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Posted - 2012.01.21 14:41:00 -
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What do you call epileptic lettuce?
Seizure salad.
Join PKME PUBLIC for more great jokes!!! Oh... Did I mention we live for the pew!!?? Roams nightly!! join us! |
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