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Taskar Tremens
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Posted - 2011.12.04 07:59:00 -
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Q: Whats Kev's favorite toy?
A: Monkey poo
Join us, get free P2 mask and see on your own eyes |
Reverend Kev
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Posted - 2011.12.04 13:21:00 -
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A guy asks his waiter how they prepare their chicken. The waiter says that there's nothin' special... we just flat out tell' em they're gonna die...
Join PKME today... Have your bad jokes celebrated! |
Screeem
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Posted - 2011.12.04 19:45:00 -
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What did the green grape say to the purple grape?
Breathe, idiot! BREATHE!
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Posted - 2011.12.05 03:42:00 -
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Ask me if I'm a tree.
Huh?
Ask me if I'm a tree.
Are you a tree?
No.
Join PKME PUBLIC channel ingame for a chat with our recruiters!! |
Reverend Kev
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Posted - 2011.12.05 11:06:00 -
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Psykotic Meat. Where men are men, and sheep are nervous!
"Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason." |
Endomer
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Posted - 2011.12.06 06:37:00 -
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What's this button do? |
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Posted - 2011.12.08 12:14:00 -
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How do you make anti-freeze?
Take away her blanket.
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chezzter
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Posted - 2011.12.13 22:07:00 -
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Just a quick question guys?
What is the definition of a hobag?
All this talk about sheep....do i have to share my herd or can i just swap my wife? |
Reverend Kev
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Posted - 2011.12.17 14:08:00 -
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Hobag - Someone who closes the corp office by mistake, someone who lemming jumps, someone who cant talk adequate quantities of crap in TS not related to eve |
Captain Chuckles
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Posted - 2011.12.18 00:00:00 -
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chezzter wrote:Just a quick question guys?
What is the definition of a hobag?
All this talk about sheep....do i have to share my herd or can i just swap my wife?
We miss your heard Chez, come on back
As for the rest of you if you join Kev is willing to give you special ship fitting lessons, I have heard from a good source that he rocks at fitting the Onyx......  |
Sanjuro Yojimbo
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Posted - 2011.12.18 00:54:00 -
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If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is it naked or homeless ?
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wookatook
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Posted - 2011.12.18 03:02:00 -
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Q. What do you call a rich elf?
A. Welfy
Oh yeh lots more chistmas cheer going on in corp, Join in now or you will miss out on Jamo's stocking fillers. |
Yosagi Yojimbo
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Posted - 2011.12.18 23:53:00 -
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Why is Santa always so happy?
He knows where all the bad girls live!
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Posted - 2011.12.19 01:06:00 -
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A black man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder.
The barman says 'Where did you get that?'
The parrot replies 'Africa'. |
Reverend Kev
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Posted - 2012.01.03 14:12:00 -
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Back after Christmas and new Year. PVP corpies we are working off the excesses of the festive seasons.
After you peruse our killboard here: http://kb.pkme.com.au/?a=home
Go here to find out more: http://pkmeforum.pkme.com.au/index.php?topic=197.msg1008#msg1008
And here's a wise FC saying for you: "Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak." |
Endomer
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Posted - 2012.01.04 00:19:00 -
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Pew on tap, Beer on fridays.
Seriously, if you play in AUTZ have a chat to us. I promise not to tell any jokes, maybe.
"A Digger's Tale" is a novel about an Australian soldier in Singapore during World War II. He falls in love with a nurse in the hospital, decides to go AWOL, and rows all night with her in a boat from Singapore Island to Australia to evade the Japanese and the Aussie Military Police.
His lady friend was sitting in the stern of the boat, and he was rowing in the middle. At one point he said, "Cath, I love you."
She said, "Pardon?"
He said, "I said I love you."
She still didn't hear him, so he removed one oar from the lock, moved up to the stern, resumed steering the boat from that position, and said again, "I love you."
She said, "I love you too, but why are you standing there sculling when you can do so much better rowing where you were?"
He said, "You are undoubtedly right, I just sculled to say I love you."
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Reverend Kev
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Posted - 2012.01.04 01:39:00 -
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Endo, that is truly awful!
This is my new favourite saying: "We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public." |
mochavay
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Posted - 2012.01.04 07:54:00 -
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Endo, what the hell wasthat?!?!
We are trying to recruit people, not make them run away like Jamo was after them |
Reverend Kev
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Posted - 2012.01.04 15:27:00 -
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Recruiting continues.....
"A pirate walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Sir, did you know there's a steering wheel sticking out of your pants?"
The pirate replies, "Arghhh... and it's been driving me nuts." |
Reverend Kev
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Posted - 2012.01.05 05:30:00 -
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Bring a joke, bring a cane, both are welcome :)
"A man goes to a psychiatrist and says, "Doc, my brother's crazy, he thinks he's a chicken." The doctor says, "Why don't you turn him in?" The guy says, "We would. But we need the eggs."- Woody Allen |
Lo'ken
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Posted - 2012.01.05 06:38:00 -
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Endomer wrote:Pew on tap, Beer on fridays.
Seriously, if you play in AUTZ have a chat to us. I promise not to tell any jokes, maybe.
"A Digger's Tale" is a novel about an Australian soldier in Singapore during World War II. He falls in love with a nurse in the hospital, decides to go AWOL, and rows all night with her in a boat from Singapore Island to Australia to evade the Japanese and the Aussie Military Police.
His lady friend was sitting in the stern of the boat, and he was rowing in the middle. At one point he said, "Cath, I love you."
She said, "Pardon?"
He said, "I said I love you."
She still didn't hear him, so he removed one oar from the lock, moved up to the stern, resumed steering the boat from that position, and said again, "I love you."
She said, "I love you too, but why are you standing there sculling when you can do so much better rowing where you were?"
He said, "You are undoubtedly right, I just sculled to say I love you."
PKME management accepts no responsibility for the psychological impact caused by Endo. But we can guarantee you will have fun in the process of going quietly mad.
Come join our public chat "PKME Public" today!!! *
*Free straight jackets to the first 10 subscribers. |
Reverend Kev
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Posted - 2012.01.05 07:47:00 -
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I'm so excitedGÇöI think today I'm going to brush all my teeth. |
Yosagi Yojimbo
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Posted - 2012.01.05 09:55:00 -
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A man who carries a cat by the tail learns something he can learn in no other way. - Mark Twain |
Reverend Kev
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Posted - 2012.01.06 02:35:00 -
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I really should stop bumping this thread as it is making our public channel very busy.... but here's another one (can't help myself)
"My education was dismal. I went to a series of schools for mentally disturbed teachers." ... Woody Allen.. lol
And now for something completely different.....
Bring out your dead! |
Yosagi Yojimbo
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Posted - 2012.01.06 04:25:00 -
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One day I decided I could fly.
I was right!
For a given value of "fly" and also of "right". |
Reverend Kev
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Posted - 2012.01.06 06:59:00 -
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That was bad Yos. So bad, the Indian cricket team just blamed it for their poor batting performance.
Recruiting snack van can be located at channel "PKME PUBLIC"
Btw, we do sometimes play seriously , but lets face it, reading recruiting thread after thread is interesting as collating inside leg measurements at the Oompa Loompa annual convention!
Now here are some famous quotes! 
"I know a dead parrot when I see one, and I'm looking at one right now.
The plumage don't enter into it. It's stone dead.
Now that's what I call a dead parrot.
Well, he's...he's, ah...probably pining for the fjords.
THIS IS AN EX-PARROT!!" |
Endomer
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Posted - 2012.01.06 12:44:00 -
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ok, ok, this one is good. Sorry for the last one.
Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly.
They lit a fire in the craft, it sank, proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it too.
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Kaeh
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Posted - 2012.01.06 13:33:00 -
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Aussie Aussie Aussie oi oi oi. Shamless plug for great bunch of killers. |
Screeem
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Posted - 2012.01.06 20:24:00 -
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Thanks for the bump kaeh!!
This ones a cracker !!
A man walks into a bar and an egg falls on his head. The barman turns to him and says, "The yolk's on you!"
Join PKME PUBLIC for a chat with the reverend or our Canberra native mikhail |
Reverend Kev
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Posted - 2012.01.08 09:08:00 -
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The jokes are bad, the eVe is good... as Woody Allen said "I can't listen to that much Wagner. I start getting the urge to conquer Poland."
PKME Public, meet us there... bring a joke |
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