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RabbidFerret
Templars of Space CORE.
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Posted - 2006.09.10 21:50:00 -
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Originally by: Gustovness
Originally by: Gustovness LMFAO!!!
Oh man, you are such a F***ing tard! But that was still hella funny! You suck, but your thread *****ed me up!
omg you can't say cr. a. ck?
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lol @ the OP
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Aquila Lightwielder
N.A.G.A Corporation
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Posted - 2006.09.10 22:15:00 -
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Nice one :) Did someone really take it seriously? :p
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Pestillence
Revelations Inc.
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Posted - 2006.09.10 22:23:00 -
[33]

I needed that
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kbullet
Caldari 0utbreak
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Posted - 2006.09.10 22:32:00 -
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lol /signed
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Icarium Intaki
Gallente Vindication Angels
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Posted - 2006.09.10 23:29:00 -
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Originally by: Shabesa

Innominate, take this one. Imagine the kids.
  
Signed.
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- *puts a plate of cookies out on his front porch and waits for the mods to roll in....*
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VulkanXx
Minmatar Original Black Plague Blood of the Innocents
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Posted - 2006.09.11 00:01:00 -
[36]
Nice.
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Major Stormer
Caldari Demon Womb Xelas Alliance
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Posted - 2006.09.11 00:08:00 -
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This thread wins. --------------------------
0.01 ISK to the first mod that writes in my sig! :D Pay cash value in cookies plskthx - Immy Oh man thats gonna be a lot of cookies. Make them chocolate chip aswell - Xorus I'll give ya a goat for them cookies!-Tirg |

Phrixus Zephyr
Singularity.
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Posted - 2006.09.11 00:43:00 -
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Edited by: Phrixus Zephyr on 11/09/2006 00:43:05 The sarcasm in this thread was obviously too subtle for some people...
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Apothos
Loot
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Posted - 2006.09.11 01:06:00 -
[39]
Nice.
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Octaviun
Cereal Killerz Chimaera Pact
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Posted - 2006.09.11 02:14:00 -
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I wasted my time reading this when i could of killed a vexor. i should of stopped after the Weapons for 1 high slot deal  _________________________________________________
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ArcticShadow
Gallente Rome SMASH Alliance
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Posted - 2006.09.11 02:26:00 -
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Originally by: Marit Hullaballoo
1. Trial accounts: promote eve via trial accounts even further. The more, the merrier, so plz give each new user 10 or 15 additional trial accounts to allow them to get more and more chars in game at the same time. U should supress number of simultaneous trial accounts limit. Only 1500 trial accounts is not enough! we need more noob chars around, not sure why, but we need more.
Trial account limit is currently, and has been for months, set at 3,000 users. At almost any given moment there are 2,200 trials logged in, and during peak hours there are often queues. --- ArcticWolf, member of Eve since February, 2003.
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Coden
Scorn.
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Posted - 2006.09.11 02:52:00 -
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lol @ OP. I get the feeling that amongst all that sarcasm your trying to make a point, I just cant figure out what it is tbh
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Apothos
Loot
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Posted - 2006.09.11 02:59:00 -
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Originally by: Coden lol @ OP. I get the feeling that amongst all that sarcasm your trying to make a point, I just cant figure out what it is tbh
I am going to go with something along the lines of "CCP, fix the lag in the game".
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Danton Marcellus
Nebula Rasa Holdings
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Posted - 2006.09.11 03:05:00 -
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"... 6. Kill market and escrow: market is obsolete, and database for all the transactions is a big load for server. Instead of market, let each user use e-mail (outside EVE, to increase server performance) and have them contact using this method... trades should be completed only via the trade window with both players docked at station. That will allow you to have much shorter downtimes, instead of the average daily 2 hours due to random crashes, maybe u can do database maintenance in just 1h (just like server system messages say)..."
I'd leave in a heartbeat if the market went estupido trade channel spam on me. Just 'cause you're a casual consumer it doesn't mean everyone else is or wants to be. Now get back in your box, you being out of it and thinking isn't a viable combo.
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Tarell
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Posted - 2006.09.11 03:57:00 -
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OMG
I can't believe the number of responses that are taking it serious. For those that did not get the blatently obvious sarcasm, try standing up on your chairs before reading next time. Obviously the intent of the rant went WAY over your heads when you were sitting down 
@ OP, Nearly wet myself laughing at your post and the responses. Nicely done.
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Luric Vizjier
The Legion of Spoon Curatores Veritatis Alliance
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Posted - 2006.09.11 04:09:00 -
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I really hope this is a joke, because it kinda makes me sick :( -----------------------------------------------
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Oburn
Caldari Eve University
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Posted - 2006.09.11 04:18:00 -
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I dont get it.
Ohhhhh she was being sarcastic.
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Death Kill
Caldari direkte
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Posted - 2006.09.11 05:53:00 -
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Originally by: Phrixus Zephyr Edited by: Phrixus Zephyr on 11/09/2006 00:43:05 The sarcasm in this thread was obviously too subtle for some people...
I got it, really hard to 'not get' something like that. I just think sarcasm sucks, sarcasm is for the weak minded.
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DigitalCommunist
Evolution Band of Brothers
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Posted - 2006.09.11 06:21:00 -
[49]
Meh..
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Kanuo Ashkeron
Eve Defence Force Ascendant Frontier
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Posted - 2006.09.11 06:52:00 -
[50]
Is the OP an alt of Sigurd Ross? 
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Telemicus Thrace
Thrace Inc Ushra'Khan
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Posted - 2006.09.11 07:07:00 -
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I think the OP is onto something. Merge points 3 & 4. No ships, we all just have one big drone with one big gun on it. NPC corp pilots don't get the gun as an incentive to join a corp. To further reduce lag when you join a corp you just share the one corp drone. The drone gets 1 extra hp for every member in the corp and everyone gets to take turns shooting the gun.

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Frogsleyetta
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Posted - 2006.09.11 09:10:00 -
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I fully support colour coding missions 
Silence the pink informant. Oh yes.
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MaikAH
Caldari Radwar Enterprises
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Posted - 2006.09.11 09:12:00 -
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LMAO
5 and 10 are my favs
Great post Marit.
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Crumplecorn
Gallente Aerial Boundaries Inc. Interstellar Starbase Syndicate
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Posted - 2006.09.11 09:14:00 -
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This list should be put on a T-shirt. ----------
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Ombey
Eve Defence Force Ascendant Frontier
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Posted - 2006.09.11 09:25:00 -
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Originally by: Marit Hullaballoo
16. Take care of afk players: AFK players are a plague. That shows lack of interest in game and how much ppl is online. If anybody goes AFK when mining, traveling or anything else, he needs to be punished. I suggest you to have all players connect webcams to EVE clients for the next patch. U can get staff to control afk ppl and randomly check players webcams. If a chair is empty... BOOM... 10% wallet penalty.
 
I really must stop drinking coffee and then choking when I read some comedy gold. Brilliant! --
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Pestillence
Revelations Inc.
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Posted - 2006.09.11 09:26:00 -
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Originally by: Danton Marcellus "...
I'd leave in a heartbeat if the market went estupido trade channel spam on me. Just 'cause you're a casual consumer it doesn't mean everyone else is or wants to be. Now get back in your box, you being out of it and thinking isn't a viable combo.
Dont you feel stupid trolling a joke post with anguished cries of how it will affect your gameplay?
We need a dunce smiley
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Ambre Blanche
Amarr Royal Amarr Institute
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Posted - 2006.09.11 09:59:00 -
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Excellent 
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Phrixus Zephyr
Singularity.
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Posted - 2006.09.11 10:14:00 -
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Originally by: Death Kill
Originally by: Phrixus Zephyr Edited by: Phrixus Zephyr on 11/09/2006 00:43:05 The sarcasm in this thread was obviously too subtle for some people...
I got it, really hard to 'not get' something like that. I just think sarcasm sucks, sarcasm is for the weak minded.
Riiiight...
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Antodias
Gallente
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Posted - 2006.09.11 11:04:00 -
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I endorse this thread while stoned. 
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Testy Mctest
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Posted - 2006.09.11 11:27:00 -
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Awesome post, I particularly liked weapon queues and colour coded missions :P
Also, it's a testament to what a smacktard ridden place general discussion is nowadays that people actually think this post was serious.</despair>
Originally by: D'Hofren The amazing boost amarr thread with it's amorphic elastic maths
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