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Locutus ofBorg Caldari Royal Hiigaran Navy	Posted - 2006.09.11 02:48:00 - [1] its a quiet and peaceful night in the genesis region as the curtain rises. Our Infamous back stabbing, and just hero of this story is Locutus ofBorg and the members of the 5th Tactical Redeployment team. Traveling his home system of aring, he notices a Cyclone and a Thorax idling at a gate. He warps in at 15km not suspecting anything eventful to happen. Much to his surprise there is a cyclone 7000 meters off his port bow. Quickly reacting he warps to the nearest planet and warps back at 40km. By this time the cyclone is at jump range with the thorax. Locutus ofBorg calls in his three squad mates and they quickly surround the Mercenery intruders. After a good 10 minutes of smack talk traveling between the mercs and the Locutus exits the system and retrieves his ship, The Black Lotus, and promptly returns to the gate where the thorax and cylcone are located. His squadron mates are floating in optimal range with their ships and on his mark, they open fire. Blasting huge holes into the thorax's hull it barely escapes through the gate. After the battle the victorious 's warp away from the battlefield and rejoice in throwing another merc corp out of their home system. Locutus Convo's the Thorax pilot who's name is Smachemo of the Dismemberment Corporation. They exchange words and threaten war Dec's and leave the channel. Now heres where its funny. We engaged the thorax and cyclone at the gate, with a Bellicose, Brutix, Cyclone, and an Armageddon. The thorax jumped out with 25% hull after getting the **** kicked out of it. Moral of this story? Dont use Dismemberment Corporation for any merc contracts. They run like little pussies
kublai	Posted - 2006.09.11 02:51:00 - [2] This is the dumbest thread this forum has seen for about two weeks or so. You are an idiot. Real Gangsta
Locutus ofBorg Caldari Royal Hiigaran Navy	Posted - 2006.09.11 02:53:00 - [3] Edited by: Locutus ofBorg on 11/09/2006 02:56:55 Originally by: kublai This is the dumbest thread this forum has seen for about two weeks or so. You are an idiot. Glad i can keep the forums active, but just for ***s and giggles, come to aring and say that to my face EDIT* The Opinions expressed are my own and not my corporations. Dont bother bringing it up unless its entirely feasable to this pointless discussion of a bad merc corp running from the big bad wolf.
kublai	Posted - 2006.09.11 03:16:00 - [4] If i'm going to dedicate my gaming eve to shooting up every bloody idiot I see on the forums, i'll never get any mining done, and we all know i'm a sucker for veldspar. I'm not hard to find. Real Gangsta
Locutus ofBorg Caldari Royal Hiigaran Navy	Posted - 2006.09.11 03:31:00 - [5] Originally by: kublai If i'm going to dedicate my gaming eve to shooting up every bloody idiot I see on the forums, i'll never get any mining done, and we all know i'm a sucker for veldspar. I'm not hard to find. Might not be hard to find but you are hard to get to for a -9.6 sec status
Ikarushka A.O.U. Corp	Posted - 2006.09.11 03:47:00 - [6] wait, so you almost killed a thorax and drove 2 people (crueser and bc) away from a gate with a crueser, 2bc's and bs... so, am I missing something?
kublai	Posted - 2006.09.11 03:48:00 - [7] Originally by: Locutus ofBorg Originally by: kublai If i'm going to dedicate my gaming eve to shooting up every bloody idiot I see on the forums, i'll never get any mining done, and we all know i'm a sucker for veldspar. I'm not hard to find. Might not be hard to find but you are hard to get to for a -9.6 sec status If you can't hunt people due to your sec status I think you should consider going to kill some rats until you can handle it. Real Gangsta
Murukan Minmatar The Priory	Posted - 2006.09.11 03:49:00 - [8] so you guys with 2 bcs, a cruiser, and a bship attack a cruiser and a single bc, so smartly they leave system. How does that make them pussies? Seriously stupid thread In rust we trust!!!
Gift Amarr Loot	Posted - 2006.09.11 04:22:00 - [9] Edited by: Gift on 11/09/2006 04:22:59 You had to bring double of what they had, who's the pussies? Next time fight with even numbers before you run to the forums to brag. Pirates of Eve, Join channel "Pirate" Today!
Lo Pann Amarr	Posted - 2006.09.11 04:23:00 - [10] I sense great lameness in the OP.
zeKzn	Posted - 2006.09.11 04:25:00 - [11] jesus christ, how can someone this stupid even use a computer
Forlani Dismemberment	Posted - 2006.09.11 04:28:00 - [12] I like how everything i could say, has already been said for me. Though i do like the attempt to rewrite history about who threatened who with a war dec.
Fanchon Caldari Infinite Technologies	Posted - 2006.09.11 04:51:00 - [13] LOL, I was actually trying to find Smachemo amongst the belts of a system I was ratting in earlier this evening. He left the system before I could pin him down though (I'm still getting the hang of the scanner). Funny how his name came up in the forums a few hours later, tis all. Oh well, he probably would have killed me anyway Other than that, I want the 1.5 mins of my life I wasted reading that refunded. Now, let us rain some DOOM down upon the FILTHY heads of our DOOMED enemies!
JoeT Amarr Nubs. Black Reign Syndicate	Posted - 2006.09.11 05:31:00 - [14] Originally by: kublai This is the dumbest thread this forum has seen for about two weeks or so. You are an idiot. My lady freind here is Very right. --- I need a sig :(
Stigee Warped Mining	Posted - 2006.09.11 05:51:00 - [15] Originally by: JoeT Originally by: kublai This is the dumbest thread this forum has seen for about two weeks or so. You are an idiot. My lady freind here is Very right. /signed --- SKWIIK!
Righteous Fury Slacker Industries Exuro Mortis	Posted - 2006.09.11 06:17:00 - [16] Wait, wait wait wait wait wait. RHN are trying to troll the forums because they think they're gods gift to pvp? Stop the presses! Too bad they just made utter retards out of themselves, again.
Alliaanna Dalaii Gallente Does Not Compute	Posted - 2006.09.11 06:34:00 - [17] Originally by: Righteous Fury Wait, wait wait wait wait wait. RHN are trying to troll the forums because they think they're gods gift to pvp? Stop the presses! Too bad they just made utter retards out of themselves, again. It wouldn't be an RHN thread without you in it would it.. Where did Loc say he was a god at PvP ? I must have missed that part. Troll somewhere else nub. Alliaanna DNC Treasure Hunt !!
ParMizaN Body Count Inc. Mercenary Coalition	Posted - 2006.09.11 06:37:00 - [18] You cannot be serious. sig edited for lack of pink really PINK -eris Pink is overrated, yellow is the new pink - Xorus XORUS!!1 HEATHEN KILLKILLKILLKILLKILL - Immy
Noluck Ned FATAL REVELATIONS Lotka Volterra	Posted - 2006.09.11 06:55:00 - [19] Once upon a time I also almost killed a thorax Originally by: Posidrive So technically being a pirate is't quite as easy as I thought after reading this guide.
Brisi Sniggerdly	Posted - 2006.09.11 07:16:00 - [20] I am Brisi, I am as One. Resistance is fertile.
Kaleeb Celestial Apocalypse	Posted - 2006.09.11 07:47:00 - [21] Edited by: Kaleeb on 11/09/2006 07:47:38 lol good old RHN http://dl.eve-files.com/media/0603/The_Genesis_Wars.wmv (6mins - 11.50mins) Originally by: Blacklight Last night was an 'anomoly' for different reasons that have absolutely nothing to do with skill or who were the better pvpers.
Alliaanna Dalaii Gallente Does Not Compute	Posted - 2006.09.11 08:06:00 - [22] Originally by: Kaleeb Edited by: Kaleeb on 11/09/2006 07:47:38 lol good old RHN http://dl.eve-files.com/media/0603/The_Genesis_Wars.wmv (6mins - 11.50mins) Good movie I get qouted, I think ? Just after getting spanked ... HARD! Running a 2 man gatecamp while at war 4tl Alliaanna DNC Treasure Hunt !!
dralid Vortex. Maelstrom Alliance	Posted - 2006.09.11 08:10:00 - [23] Originally by: Noluck Ned Once upon a time I also almost killed a thorax and I am still gratefull I could survive ! -- Do YOU know, the Whirlwind? HERE
Kristoffer Amarr Murder-Death-Kill Blood Raiders Alliance	Posted - 2006.09.11 08:51:00 - [24] You (the op) are a total moron.
hUssmann Caldari Veto.	Posted - 2006.09.11 09:02:00 - [25] A frig once ran away from my BS, what a *****. [/sarcasm] ___________________________ Free wigs/hair for caldari baldies, Imaran get in line!
Vavie Gallente RED SQUAD	Posted - 2006.09.11 09:17:00 - [26] Originally by: Locutus ofBorg its a quiet and peaceful night in the genesis region as the curtain rises. Our Infamous back stabbing, and just hero of this story is Locutus ofBorg and the members of the 5th Tactical Redeployment team. Traveling his home system of aring, he notices a Cyclone and a Thorax idling at a gate. He warps in at 15km not suspecting anything eventful to happen. Much to his surprise there is a cyclone 7000 meters off his port bow. Quickly reacting he warps to the nearest planet and warps back at 40km. By this time the cyclone is at jump range with the thorax. Locutus ofBorg calls in his three squad mates and they quickly surround the Mercenery intruders. After a good 10 minutes of smack talk traveling between the mercs and the Locutus exits the system and retrieves his ship, The Black Lotus, and promptly returns to the gate where the thorax and cylcone are located. His squadron mates are floating in optimal range with their ships and on his mark, they open fire. Blasting huge holes into the thorax's hull it barely escapes through the gate. After the battle the victorious 's warp away from the battlefield and rejoice in throwing another merc corp out of their home system. Locutus Convo's the Thorax pilot who's name is Smachemo of the Dismemberment Corporation. They exchange words and threaten war Dec's and leave the channel. Now heres where its funny. We engaged the thorax and cyclone at the gate, with a Bellicose, Brutix, Cyclone, and an Armageddon. The thorax jumped out with 25% hull after getting the **** kicked out of it. Moral of this story? Dont use Dismemberment Corporation for any merc contracts. They run like little pussies and you zerg like a pussie^^
GBBUTT Dismemberment	Posted - 2006.09.11 09:43:00 - [27] stupid forums. ^ is me
Yaktar	Posted - 2006.09.11 09:43:00 - [28] Heh Forlani is right, there is nothing that needs to be said. Others have said it for us.
The Armin Royal Hiigaran Navy	Posted - 2006.09.11 10:48:00 - [29] wtf mini don't post when drunk ktnx. =\ Downloading movie Kaleeb but it takes like forever :(
Scordite	Posted - 2006.09.11 11:55:00 - [30] Did you at least blow up the cyclone? Or were you so incompetent that you let that one get away also? ----------------------------------------------- The only legitimate use of the BLINK tag: Schr÷dinger's cat is [BLINK] not [/BLINK] dead.
Mazare Mircea	Posted - 2006.09.11 12:11:00 - [31] Edited by: Mazare Mircea on 11/09/2006 12:11:04 Originally by: Murukan so you guys with 2 bcs, a cruiser, and a bship attack a cruiser and a single bc, so smartly they leave system. How does that make them pussies? Seriously stupid thread I think he was expecting to fight idiots who would do a suicidal run on the BS, thinking that with they're might they could take the shields down. When he realized his adversaries are not idiots he came on the forum to at least throw some mud ... :) PS: I don't even know who they or you are, but this is a stupid reaction. :)
Locutus ofBorg Caldari Royal Hiigaran Navy	Posted - 2006.09.11 12:37:00 - [32] Edited by: Locutus ofBorg on 11/09/2006 12:37:23 Ok now that i have given you forum trolls and my fellow corp mates time to respond i will give my response, also posting about something so stupid as ganking a thorax on the gate while drunk is probably not the best thing to do. Thorax and cyclone sitting on the gate. Thorax continues to smack local. We open up on Thorax with our small little group of ships. Thorax gets to half hull then jumps out. We leave cyclone, he has not smacked. Simple as that. Also as mentioned above i was drunk last night, not a good combo. Beer + Forums = head ache Heaven is where the police is British, the chefs Italian, the mechanics German, the lovers French and its all organized by the Swiss. [IMG]http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e73/Leviathan9/minisign
Hans Roaming Body Count Inc. Mercenary Coalition	Posted - 2006.09.11 14:25:00 - [33] Well done for getting that Thorax to 25% hull, they certainly learnt their lesson.
Murukan Minmatar The Priory	Posted - 2006.09.11 15:30:00 - [34] So i guess now everytime someone smack talks it's off to the forums we go! In rust we trust!!!
GBBUTT Dismemberment	Posted - 2006.09.11 15:36:00 - [35] We will investigate these claims of smacking. I find it doubtful without checking the chat logs though, that it would of been initiated by our side.
Tobias Sjodin Caldari Ore Mongers Pirate Coalition	Posted - 2006.09.11 16:14:00 - [36] Originally by: GBBUTT We will investigate these claims of smacking. I find it doubtful without checking the chat logs though, that it would of been initiated by our side. If you agree that smack is ill behavior, isn't it sort of stupid to smack back, only to prove that you're not just a smacker but a hypocrite as well? So who initiated it is really irrelevant, since both parties did it. [ore mongers, recruiting]
Mazare Mircea	Posted - 2006.09.11 16:46:00 - [37] Edited by: Mazare Mircea on 11/09/2006 16:46:37 You should stop posting when drunk - or piloting for that matter. Read again you're original post, you may understand why the "forum trolls" told you what they told you. PS: Any individual that reads the first page will understand that the Corp in question "sucks, b'cause they wouldn't attack our small fleet with a Thorax and a Cyclone"; yet when he/she reads the 2nd page ... wow smack, a lot of stuff that was omitted. PPS: I have stopped watching soap-operas today to view this thread ... such drama. :)
Karash Amerius Amarr O.E.C	Posted - 2006.09.11 17:29:00 - [38] OP ftl. Merc Blog
Pestillence Revelations Inc.	Posted - 2006.09.11 17:42:00 - [39] Werent you part of VC when you dec'd MC? If so you suck more than a factory full of vacuum cleaners. More so since you can't even gank a cruiser 4v2.
Bloodst0ne The Priory	Posted - 2006.09.11 17:56:00 - [40] Originally by: Murukan So i guess now everytime someone smack talks it's off to the forums we go! Yep.. I can feel my hands cramping up now from sooo much typing. -blood I have the "I Win Button" of eve.
Laocoon Veto.	Posted - 2006.09.11 18:07:00 - [41] OmG Jo0 R so kul - Lao Veto. Corp
Xendie Hunter Killers	Posted - 2006.09.11 18:59:00 - [42] Originally by: Ikarushka wait, so you almost killed a thorax and drove 2 people (crueser and bc) away from a gate with a crueser, 2bc's and bs... so, am I missing something? yes he also called them pussies for jumping out when they were facing more and bigger ships. and then he went and posted his glorious victory here on these forums so we all would be in awe of his amazing pvp skills. /me wonders if he has caught ginger minger disease ? Quote: Nertzius > having fun being incompetitent?
Smachemo	Posted - 2006.09.12 00:37:00 - [43] Your making youself look a little too good. You didnt even break armor... I had enough time to stop watching TV, look back at the monitor, figure out i was taking dmg, and push the jump button. And you think im afraid of losing a Thorax? Or do you actually think that when you pop a Thorax that you hurt someones pride? Try poppin me when im talking on the phone, watching tv, smoking a cigerette, and eating at the same time then maybe youll get me :)
Smachemo	Posted - 2006.09.12 00:42:00 - [44] And yes, they did initiate the smack talking by saying "come get me, you pussies" etc, while were were sitting on the gate. Then they assumed we had a contract on them, and smack talked some more. Then threatened war on us, because i was smack talking back a little.
Rumorsky Gallente Panzershrek	Posted - 2006.09.12 03:19:00 - [45] They rock as a merc corp o.o.. Hands down! It's the new tren, It's how all the merc corp work now days xD
nickky01 No Quarter. Axiom Empire	Posted - 2006.09.12 03:46:00 - [46] the replies here made me lol
Alliaanna Dalaii Gallente Does Not Compute	Posted - 2006.09.12 06:24:00 - [47] Urrr if you have Loc in local you have to assume there will be smack... Its not his fault. As quoted by his CEO "God himself couldn't explain to Loc that smack is bad" He's a nice chap underneath all the smack and hate lol Better luck catching my HaC tonight Loc, Maybe you need a bigger gank squad for my single scary ship! Alliaanna DNC Treasure Hunt !!

Santiago Cortes Caldari Forum Moderator Interstellar Services Department	Posted - 2006.09.12 07:38:00 - [48] Locked Flamebait. eve-crc.net \| forum rules \| c.a.o.d forum rules \| [email protected]


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