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Thor Kerrigan
Guardians of Asceticism
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Posted - 2014.12.30 08:44:53 -
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So the idea is simple: post the most embarrassing, terrible, or secret thing that has happened involving you in EVE. Post with your main (if you dare) or random NPC alt, doesn't matter.
Obviously, I'll start:
I was once awoxed by a corp member years back (on a now inactive trial account). I was still pretty new to the game but my kestrel was given no mercy. To this day, I have this character on watchlist hoping I can one day return the favor... However, I cherish the thought that perhaps I am on someone's similar list today  .
Have fun!
[b]"I do want to point out one "abuse" thing I did see however. [i]snipped
Please do not post details of possible exploits on the forums. - CCP Eterne[/i]"[/b]
... Because of Falcon.
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Xercodo
Vector Galactic
Did he say Jump
3949
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Posted - 2014.12.30 08:51:06 -
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I lost my first PVP attempt ever to a Battle Badger.
The Drake is a Lie
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Lugia3
The Southern Gentleman's Social Club
Easily Excited
1442
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Posted - 2014.12.30 09:40:12 -
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I was once the CEO of a highsec carebear corp.
"CCP Dolan is full of shit." - CCP Bettik
Remove Sov!
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Bagrat Skalski
Poseidaon
7735
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Posted - 2014.12.30 09:46:12 -
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Yesterday I helped some guy run the DED site 5/10 Blood Raider Psychotropics Depot.
We have been in fleet, nearly completing second room, when his battleship was concorded for shooting my wreck.
At the end I warped in to the last room alone in Stratios with cloak on and slowboating to the right spot to get rid of the Exsanguinator with gardes II before DPS will get me. He dropped only 18th Tier Overseer's Personal Effects. 
Don't look any further for negative energy, you will find it by being lazy.
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Valkin Mordirc
491
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Posted - 2014.12.30 10:04:15 -
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I've lost a Manticore to a skiff once. XD
#DeleteTheWeak
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Inxentas Ultramar
Ultramar Independent Contracting
1637
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Posted - 2014.12.30 10:29:42 -
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Have the exact same situation as the OP. Still keeping tabs on that guy, and every character with the same naming convention. But that's hardly a confession, I keep tabs on many people for many reasons and this surely isn't the worst one.
I am not one to hold personal grudges, and take some pride in keeping matters "not personal". When I FC I request fleet members to GF even when we lost, etc. However one dude in this game kept doing stuff I found repulsive and weak, so I decided to grief his corp out of it's home system. Went as far as to work with a subdirector to lower POS shields and pillage their lowsec towers, and declared war a few days later to murder all hisec structures. This guy left the game for a while, I recieved intel he was "done" with Eve Online.
This person is now back. Location of his investments is known.
If you are reading this, I am coming for you. |
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Chribba
Otherworld Enterprises
Otherworld Empire
13805
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Posted - 2014.12.30 10:42:24 -
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That time when I was scammed to buy Fleet Tempests... twice. But the revenge was delivered courtesy of the scammer's corpmates.
/c
GÿàGÿàGÿà Secure 3rd party service GÿàGÿàGÿà
Visit my in-game channel 'Holy Veldspar'
Twitter @Chribba
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Dominique Vasilkovsky
BFG Tech
98
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Posted - 2014.12.30 10:46:22 -
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I got myself concorded in a fully a-type fitted Ishtar. Using Nos instead of a salvager on someone elses wreck seemed like a good idea at the time.
Dominique Vasilkovsky EVEboard
Once known as:
Mashie Saldana sold - Anastasia Rigel sold - Monica Foulkes sold
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Sol Project
I'm So Meta Even This Acronym
1438
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Posted - 2014.12.30 10:49:23 -
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Your parents had sex before you were even born.
Ladies of New Eden YC 117 Calendar by Indahmawar Fazmarai
Warning: NSFW! Barely legal girls in underwear!
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Lugia3
The Southern Gentleman's Social Club
Easily Excited
1443
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Posted - 2014.12.30 10:53:01 -
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Oh, just remembered this.
Was in the middle of killing an orca and 4 hulks when...
But all is good now. A year later I dropped blops on the Jaguar pilot and killed her Deimos.
"CCP Dolan is full of shit." - CCP Bettik
Remove Sov!
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Frank Pannon
155
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Posted - 2014.12.30 10:57:17 -
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I lost a nanofit ratting Kronos to an obvious lowsec gatecamp.
Bonus points:
 It was dual tanked.
 My guns were in my cargohold, due to lack of skills.
 I was in Spacemonkey's Alliance.
Beat this!
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Inxentas Ultramar
Ultramar Independent Contracting
1638
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Posted - 2014.12.30 11:02:44 -
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Frank Pannon wrote:I lost a nanofit ratting Kronos to an obvious lowsec gatecamp. Bonus points: It was dual tanked. My guns were in my cargohold, due to lack of skills. I was in Spacemonkey's Alliance. Beat this!
Wow that's some hardcore penalty stacking!  |
Faenir Antollare
University of Caille
Gallente Federation
341
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Posted - 2014.12.30 11:09:49 -
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Mine was more Bearism, remember that time when they did the racial destoyer`s and battlecruisers command ship thinjimijig, well I had the bright idea to train one char to full leadership skills so as to make the most of it all. Why not ?
Unfortunately some 6 -7 months later it came to my attention that the one char that I had trained for such was the one char that I had not trained up to take advantage of the said ship skill changes, He sits there now at near 14m in command skills but is absolutely unable to fly anything whatsoever that can actually use them there command skills.
Vive la EvE
RiP BooBoo
26/7/1971 - 23/7/2014
My Lady My Love My Life My Wife
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Capt Handbanana
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
11
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Posted - 2014.12.30 11:14:54 -
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Got Concorded in a blingy CNR while playing with a target painter in high sec. I also got DD'd by a drive by titan in an unfit Chimera as well. Last time I ever went afk in space to grab a beer...
I like beer.
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Xylem Viliana
Protomonolithic
227
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Posted - 2014.12.30 11:22:41 -
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I forgot to inject command ships skill before the change and spent 4 weeks training the new pre-reqs on 2 chars -.- |
Grauth Thorner
Vicious Trading Company
368
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Posted - 2014.12.30 11:24:37 -
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Not so long ago I lost a retribution to concord by attacking my alt... I wanted to insta-warp his orca by webbing him at a gate, I assumed that this was legal because we were in a fleet. Turned out that by assuming I just made an ass out of my alt and me, since they had to be in the same corp instead to freely engage eachother.
Create your own in-game shiplabels:
>EVE Custom Ship Labeler application forum thread
>iciclesoft.com
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Themanfromdalmontee
EVE RADIO ARMY
85
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Posted - 2014.12.30 12:55:36 -
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I used to fly Command Ships in Low Sec Ratting... |
Hicksimus
Volatile Instability
Resonance.
505
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Posted - 2014.12.30 12:59:26 -
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I was telling somebody I'd recently met about why sov nullsec ruins people at PvP. Then we were out roaming FW space and I told him he could FC and I'd simulate how a typical nullsec fleet responds to basic commands. After a few fail jumps, yelling on comms about ships on d-scan that we'd never catch, interrupting important orders to discuss what I had for breakfast and generally being too excited to shoot things that I was told to ignore we finally got in a fight.
That's when I shot him.
Though my best moment was when a corp beggar and/or troll alt got resubbed and joined a friend's alliance...he continued to be the tool I remembered so I gave my friend a bookmark to a "Serpentis Supply Complex"....which was really just a deep safe bookmark. My friend gave the guy this bookmark and told him that he was too busy and that it was easy isk, just to be careful because it was lowsec.
Unfortunately he lacked an expensive fit. But his cries in local for me to stop because we were friends made it worth my time.
Wooo
Recruitment Officer: What type of a pilot are you?
Me: I've been described as a Ray Charles with Parkinsons and a drinking problem.
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Ro Fenrios
Armilies corporation
Skeleton Crew.
29
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Posted - 2014.12.30 13:09:24 -
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I once tried to do relic site in a battlecruiser. It was my first real attempt to go to low sec and yes, it did not go as planned. 3 minutes in I was already destroyed. I must say I was lucky that happened. The guy who destroyed me soon begin to teach me. Pretty much all my early pvp experience comes from what he taught me. Later, as our corp progressed grew in both members and skill... he joined us. ( ; u;) |
ISD Ezwal
ISD Community Communications Liaisons
3221
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Posted - 2014.12.30 13:37:36 -
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Not going into the specifics as that could give my in game characters away.
Suffice to say that fiddling with POS management while tired (and rather drunk...) with hostiles in system has been proven to be not the wisest thing I ever did....
-1 POS.
ISD Ezwal
Vice Admiral
Community Communication Liaisons (CCLs)
Interstellar Services Department
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Alastair Ormand
Running With Scissors.
Apocalypse Now.
110
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Posted - 2014.12.30 13:41:06 -
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I fit hybrid guns to my Armageddon when I first started playing.
Don't run with a stick in your mouth.
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Tora Bushido
EVE Corporation 987654321-POP
The Marmite Collective
1643
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Posted - 2014.12.30 13:54:43 -
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There are so many bad moments I had in Eve : paying 10 Billion for a kill right, going after a carrier with just 1 Napoc in wh space when I just started, being scammed by Goonies a few years ago, getting concorded on Hek station in a legion, etc etc...
Best : Stealing 15-20B in cap BPO's from a war target, killing CCP members in a war.
But if you cant laugh about these things, you re doing it wrong.
I was there, it was real !
TORA FOR CSM X - A NEW HIGH-SEC
YOU EITHER LOVE US OR WE HATE YOU - ADAPT OR DIE - DELETE THE WEAK
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Solecist Project
The Scope
Gallente Federation
12146
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Posted - 2014.12.30 14:49:45 -
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Hengle Teron is gay.
Ladies of New Eden YC 117 Calendar by Indahmawar Fazmarai
Warning: NSFW! Barely legal girls in underwear!
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Zimmy Zeta
Lisa Needs Braces.
52638
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Posted - 2014.12.30 15:39:51 -
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That terrible moment when you fully commit to a glorious and honorable 1v1 and realize you picked the wrong ship from the hangar, the one that only had festival launchers equipped...
I'd like to apologize for the poor quality of the post above and sincerely hope you didn't waste your time reading it.
Yes, I do feel bad about it.
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Winter Archipelago
Furtherance.
322
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Posted - 2014.12.30 15:53:56 -
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Does having mining trained to IV count? Because I have mining trained to IV. I think I mined once in my first week in EVE, back when the Navitas and the Tormentor had mining bonuses, and haven't mined since.
Ransoms are accepted in Isk, Mods, Ships, and Dolls.
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Kharaxus
CareBear Initiations
The Foundation To Protect Endangered CareBears
63
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Posted - 2014.12.30 16:17:53 -
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I was in a psychotic state of mind after a sweet successful hunt and kill of a goonie in THEIR space. I bought a Loki, and fitted it. Full of blood-lust I undocked and found a POCO owned by Goonwaffe, I think it was, and immediately locked target and - died - I was in High Sec by that time.
I bought a Vargur once thinking I could out-tank any Level 4 mission. Didn't realize some missions are untankable solo, for a reason. Didn't realize you have to be in bastion mode to take advantage of benefits. Fortunately I DID know how to fit Typhoons and managed to loot that Vargur wreck.
Went AFK once while mining in a Retriever. Came back to discover 25% of my shields red. Very embarrassing. Then I started wondered why Concord was flying around my ship. Looked at a wreck. On closer inspection realized it was a Tormentor killed by my orbiting drones - finished off by Concord.
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Carmen Electra
subn3t
58669
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Posted - 2014.12.30 16:21:12 -
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Zimmy Zeta wrote:That terrible moment when you fully commit to a glorious and honorable 1v1 and realize you picked the wrong ship from the hangar, the one that only had festival launchers equipped...
Honor PvP at its finest.
As for me? I have way too many to list. However, one of my most recent losses comes to mind. I was playing station games on what I now suspect to be some sort of Eve-Uni staging station. I forgot that bastion gives you weapons timer.
Of course, this was after I had survived actually roaming with this thing a couple days earlier. 
Bacon makes us stronger
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Sexy Cakes
Have A Seat
863
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Posted - 2014.12.30 16:24:44 -
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I only PvP because I have to.
Not today spaghetti.
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Andreus Ixiris
Duty.
Circle-Of-Two
5267
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Posted - 2014.12.30 16:48:22 -
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I caused a 2008-era Triumvirate renter alliance to collapse by selling a Myrmidon.
Andreus Ixiris > A Civire without a chin is barely a Civire at all.
Pieter Tuulinen > He'd be Civirely disadvantaged, Andreus.
Andreus Ixiris > ...
Andreus Ixiris > This is why we're at war.
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Sol Project
I'm So Meta Even This Acronym
1442
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Posted - 2014.12.30 16:56:09 -
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Andreus Ixiris wrote:I caused a 2008-era Triumvirate renter alliance to collapse by selling a Myrmidon.
Do tell us more!!
Ladies of New Eden YC 117 Calendar by Indahmawar Fazmarai
Warning: NSFW! Barely legal girls in underwear!
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