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Thor Kerrigan Guardians of Asceticism 630	Posted - 2014.12.30 08:44:53 - [1] - Quote So the idea is simple: post the most embarrassing, terrible, or secret thing that has happened involving you in EVE. Post with your main (if you dare) or random NPC alt, doesn't matter. Obviously, I'll start: I was once awoxed by a corp member years back (on a now inactive trial account). I was still pretty new to the game but my kestrel was given no mercy. To this day, I have this character on watchlist hoping I can one day return the favor... However, I cherish the thought that perhaps I am on someone's similar list today . Have fun! [b]"I do want to point out one "abuse" thing I did see however. [i]snipped Please do not post details of possible exploits on the forums. - CCP Eterne[/i]"[/b] ... Because of Falcon.
Xercodo Vector Galactic Did he say Jump 3949	Posted - 2014.12.30 08:51:06 - [2] - Quote I lost my first PVP attempt ever to a Battle Badger. The Drake is a Lie
Lugia3 The Southern Gentleman's Social Club Easily Excited 1442	Posted - 2014.12.30 09:40:12 - [3] - Quote I was once the CEO of a highsec carebear corp. "CCP Dolan is full of shit." - CCP Bettik Remove Sov!
Bagrat Skalski Poseidaon 7735	Posted - 2014.12.30 09:46:12 - [4] - Quote Yesterday I helped some guy run the DED site 5/10 Blood Raider Psychotropics Depot. We have been in fleet, nearly completing second room, when his battleship was concorded for shooting my wreck. At the end I warped in to the last room alone in Stratios with cloak on and slowboating to the right spot to get rid of the Exsanguinator with gardes II before DPS will get me. He dropped only 18th Tier Overseer's Personal Effects. Don't look any further for negative energy, you will find it by being lazy.
Valkin Mordirc 491	Posted - 2014.12.30 10:04:15 - [5] - Quote I've lost a Manticore to a skiff once. XD `#DeleteTheWeak`
Inxentas Ultramar Ultramar Independent Contracting 1637	Posted - 2014.12.30 10:29:42 - [6] - Quote Have the exact same situation as the OP. Still keeping tabs on that guy, and every character with the same naming convention. But that's hardly a confession, I keep tabs on many people for many reasons and this surely isn't the worst one. I am not one to hold personal grudges, and take some pride in keeping matters "not personal". When I FC I request fleet members to GF even when we lost, etc. However one dude in this game kept doing stuff I found repulsive and weak, so I decided to grief his corp out of it's home system. Went as far as to work with a subdirector to lower POS shields and pillage their lowsec towers, and declared war a few days later to murder all hisec structures. This guy left the game for a while, I recieved intel he was "done" with Eve Online. This person is now back. Location of his investments is known. If you are reading this, I am coming for you.

Chribba Otherworld Enterprises Otherworld Empire 13805	Posted - 2014.12.30 10:42:24 - [7] - Quote That time when I was scammed to buy Fleet Tempests... twice. But the revenge was delivered courtesy of the scammer's corpmates. /c GÿàGÿàGÿà Secure 3rd party service GÿàGÿàGÿà Visit my in-game channel 'Holy Veldspar' Twitter @Chribba

Dominique Vasilkovsky BFG Tech 98	Posted - 2014.12.30 10:46:22 - [8] - Quote I got myself concorded in a fully a-type fitted Ishtar. Using Nos instead of a salvager on someone elses wreck seemed like a good idea at the time. Dominique Vasilkovsky EVEboard Once known as: Mashie Saldana sold - Anastasia Rigel sold - Monica Foulkes sold
Sol Project I'm So Meta Even This Acronym 1438	Posted - 2014.12.30 10:49:23 - [9] - Quote Your parents had sex before you were even born. Ladies of New Eden YC 117 Calendar by Indahmawar Fazmarai Warning: NSFW! Barely legal girls in underwear!
Lugia3 The Southern Gentleman's Social Club Easily Excited 1443	Posted - 2014.12.30 10:53:01 - [10] - Quote Oh, just remembered this. Was in the middle of killing an orca and 4 hulks when... But all is good now. A year later I dropped blops on the Jaguar pilot and killed her Deimos. "CCP Dolan is full of shit." - CCP Bettik Remove Sov!

Frank Pannon 155	Posted - 2014.12.30 10:57:17 - [11] - Quote I lost a nanofit ratting Kronos to an obvious lowsec gatecamp. Bonus points: It was dual tanked. My guns were in my cargohold, due to lack of skills. I was in Spacemonkey's Alliance. Beat this!
Inxentas Ultramar Ultramar Independent Contracting 1638	Posted - 2014.12.30 11:02:44 - [12] - Quote Frank Pannon wrote: I lost a nanofit ratting Kronos to an obvious lowsec gatecamp. Bonus points: It was dual tanked. My guns were in my cargohold, due to lack of skills. I was in Spacemonkey's Alliance. Beat this! Wow that's some hardcore penalty stacking!
Faenir Antollare University of Caille Gallente Federation 341	Posted - 2014.12.30 11:09:49 - [13] - Quote Mine was more Bearism, remember that time when they did the racial destoyer`s and battlecruisers command ship thinjimijig, well I had the bright idea to train one char to full leadership skills so as to make the most of it all. Why not ? Unfortunately some 6 -7 months later it came to my attention that the one char that I had trained for such was the one char that I had not trained up to take advantage of the said ship skill changes, He sits there now at near 14m in command skills but is absolutely unable to fly anything whatsoever that can actually use them there command skills. Vive la EvE RiP BooBoo 26/7/1971 - 23/7/2014 My Lady My Love My Life My Wife
Capt Handbanana Caldari Provisions Caldari State 11	Posted - 2014.12.30 11:14:54 - [14] - Quote Got Concorded in a blingy CNR while playing with a target painter in high sec. I also got DD'd by a drive by titan in an unfit Chimera as well. Last time I ever went afk in space to grab a beer... I like beer.
Xylem Viliana Protomonolithic 227	Posted - 2014.12.30 11:22:41 - [15] - Quote I forgot to inject command ships skill before the change and spent 4 weeks training the new pre-reqs on 2 chars -.-
Grauth Thorner Vicious Trading Company 368	Posted - 2014.12.30 11:24:37 - [16] - Quote Not so long ago I lost a retribution to concord by attacking my alt... I wanted to insta-warp his orca by webbing him at a gate, I assumed that this was legal because we were in a fleet. Turned out that by assuming I just made an ass out of my alt and me, since they had to be in the same corp instead to freely engage eachother. Create your own in-game shiplabels: >EVE Custom Ship Labeler application forum thread >iciclesoft.com
Themanfromdalmontee EVE RADIO ARMY 85	Posted - 2014.12.30 12:55:36 - [17] - Quote I used to fly Command Ships in Low Sec Ratting...
Hicksimus Volatile Instability Resonance. 505	Posted - 2014.12.30 12:59:26 - [18] - Quote I was telling somebody I'd recently met about why sov nullsec ruins people at PvP. Then we were out roaming FW space and I told him he could FC and I'd simulate how a typical nullsec fleet responds to basic commands. After a few fail jumps, yelling on comms about ships on d-scan that we'd never catch, interrupting important orders to discuss what I had for breakfast and generally being too excited to shoot things that I was told to ignore we finally got in a fight. That's when I shot him. Though my best moment was when a corp beggar and/or troll alt got resubbed and joined a friend's alliance...he continued to be the tool I remembered so I gave my friend a bookmark to a "Serpentis Supply Complex"....which was really just a deep safe bookmark. My friend gave the guy this bookmark and told him that he was too busy and that it was easy isk, just to be careful because it was lowsec. Unfortunately he lacked an expensive fit. But his cries in local for me to stop because we were friends made it worth my time. Wooo Recruitment Officer: What type of a pilot are you? Me: I've been described as a Ray Charles with Parkinsons and a drinking problem.
Ro Fenrios Armilies corporation Skeleton Crew. 29	Posted - 2014.12.30 13:09:24 - [19] - Quote I once tried to do relic site in a battlecruiser. It was my first real attempt to go to low sec and yes, it did not go as planned. 3 minutes in I was already destroyed. I must say I was lucky that happened. The guy who destroyed me soon begin to teach me. Pretty much all my early pvp experience comes from what he taught me. Later, as our corp progressed grew in both members and skill... he joined us. ( ; u;)
ISD Ezwal ISD Community Communications Liaisons 3221	Posted - 2014.12.30 13:37:36 - [20] - Quote Not going into the specifics as that could give my in game characters away. Suffice to say that fiddling with POS management while tired (and rather drunk...) with hostiles in system has been proven to be not the wisest thing I ever did.... -1 POS. ISD Ezwal Vice Admiral Community Communication Liaisons (CCLs) Interstellar Services Department

Alastair Ormand Running With Scissors. Apocalypse Now. 110	Posted - 2014.12.30 13:41:06 - [21] - Quote I fit hybrid guns to my Armageddon when I first started playing. Don't run with a stick in your mouth.
Tora Bushido EVE Corporation 987654321-POP The Marmite Collective 1643	Posted - 2014.12.30 13:54:43 - [22] - Quote There are so many bad moments I had in Eve : paying 10 Billion for a kill right, going after a carrier with just 1 Napoc in wh space when I just started, being scammed by Goonies a few years ago, getting concorded on Hek station in a legion, etc etc... Best : Stealing 15-20B in cap BPO's from a war target, killing CCP members in a war. But if you cant laugh about these things, you re doing it wrong. I was there, it was real ! TORA FOR CSM X - A NEW HIGH-SEC YOU EITHER LOVE US OR WE HATE YOU - ADAPT OR DIE - DELETE THE WEAK
Solecist Project The Scope Gallente Federation 12146	Posted - 2014.12.30 14:49:45 - [23] - Quote Hengle Teron is gay. Ladies of New Eden YC 117 Calendar by Indahmawar Fazmarai Warning: NSFW! Barely legal girls in underwear!
Zimmy Zeta Lisa Needs Braces. 52638	Posted - 2014.12.30 15:39:51 - [24] - Quote That terrible moment when you fully commit to a glorious and honorable 1v1 and realize you picked the wrong ship from the hangar, the one that only had festival launchers equipped... I'd like to apologize for the poor quality of the post above and sincerely hope you didn't waste your time reading it. Yes, I do feel bad about it.
Winter Archipelago Furtherance. 322	Posted - 2014.12.30 15:53:56 - [25] - Quote Does having mining trained to IV count? Because I have mining trained to IV. I think I mined once in my first week in EVE, back when the Navitas and the Tormentor had mining bonuses, and haven't mined since. Ransoms are accepted in Isk, Mods, Ships, and Dolls.
Kharaxus CareBear Initiations The Foundation To Protect Endangered CareBears 63	Posted - 2014.12.30 16:17:53 - [26] - Quote I was in a psychotic state of mind after a sweet successful hunt and kill of a goonie in THEIR space. I bought a Loki, and fitted it. Full of blood-lust I undocked and found a POCO owned by Goonwaffe, I think it was, and immediately locked target and - died - I was in High Sec by that time. I bought a Vargur once thinking I could out-tank any Level 4 mission. Didn't realize some missions are untankable solo, for a reason. Didn't realize you have to be in bastion mode to take advantage of benefits. Fortunately I DID know how to fit Typhoons and managed to loot that Vargur wreck. Went AFK once while mining in a Retriever. Came back to discover 25% of my shields red. Very embarrassing. Then I started wondered why Concord was flying around my ship. Looked at a wreck. On closer inspection realized it was a Tormentor killed by my orbiting drones - finished off by Concord.
Carmen Electra subn3t 58669	Posted - 2014.12.30 16:21:12 - [27] - Quote Zimmy Zeta wrote: That terrible moment when you fully commit to a glorious and honorable 1v1 and realize you picked the wrong ship from the hangar, the one that only had festival launchers equipped... Honor PvP at its finest. As for me? I have way too many to list. However, one of my most recent losses comes to mind. I was playing station games on what I now suspect to be some sort of Eve-Uni staging station. I forgot that bastion gives you weapons timer. Of course, this was after I had survived actually roaming with this thing a couple days earlier. Bacon makes us stronger
Sexy Cakes Have A Seat 863	Posted - 2014.12.30 16:24:44 - [28] - Quote I only PvP because I have to. Not today spaghetti.
Andreus Ixiris Duty. Circle-Of-Two 5267	Posted - 2014.12.30 16:48:22 - [29] - Quote I caused a 2008-era Triumvirate renter alliance to collapse by selling a Myrmidon. Andreus Ixiris > A Civire without a chin is barely a Civire at all. Pieter Tuulinen > He'd be Civirely disadvantaged, Andreus. Andreus Ixiris > ... Andreus Ixiris > This is why we're at war.
Sol Project I'm So Meta Even This Acronym 1442	Posted - 2014.12.30 16:56:09 - [30] - Quote Andreus Ixiris wrote: I caused a 2008-era Triumvirate renter alliance to collapse by selling a Myrmidon. Do tell us more!! Ladies of New Eden YC 117 Calendar by Indahmawar Fazmarai Warning: NSFW! Barely legal girls in underwear!

DaReaper Net 7 1605	Posted - 2014.12.30 16:58:21 - [31] - Quote Sigh, I said this once before but i'll do it again. Back in, I think it was 07, I'm too lazy to look up the kill, I had spent every cent I had, plus a few I borrowed on a carrier. It was the first one I ever owned and I was excited. My alliance, Brotherhood Of Steel, was living in the Kari pipe in prov at the time (we were UK allies) and we were currently at war with ENH (I so can not to this spell the corp name, former executive corp of Cry Havoc. [Hi Mistress Suffering!]) So having just got my first carrier I was happily ratting in the second system in the Kari pipe (B-D I think... its been years) my fit was ** poor, and I mean poor, and I was using fighters to kill off belt rats. Well, I was fighting a bs spawn and was planning on chaining, then I noticed the last frig npc had me warp scramd. So I put my fighters on him.. and well.. yea they missed...and missed... and... you get the picture. So after five min I ask for help in alliance, but no one was around. My alt was over in Shin, justa few jumps away, so I logged him in and was was getting ready to come t my aid, when I noticed a red star in local. My first thought was 'please just pass through' (this makes me suspect they had spies, but meh) a few seconds later, he warped to my asteroid belt. He paused, and went 'what are you doing?' so I sighed and told him. (I think it never accured to me to try and jump out, and I'm still not sure that would of worked but meh) anyway in local I see "...." so I asked him "um.. any chance you can not kill me and help me out? I just bought this thing..." He locked me, disrupted me, killed the npc, then local flooded with red stars. 5 min or me begging, yes I said it, begging, in local for them not to kill me, I pop. From that day farward, no other kills mattered to me, I now pretty much laugh at tell people who try to ransom me to just kill me. It was the most embarising situation of my eve time, but in the end I learned two valuable lessons: 1) ALWAYS have small drones if you rat in a ***** carrier, ALWAYS. 2) Its a game, I can't lose anything bigger so meh... That leads me to... OMG Comet Mining idea!!! Comet Mining!
Amyclas Amatin SUNDERING Goonswarm Federation 563	Posted - 2014.12.30 17:02:04 - [32] - Quote Mining while suicide ganking miners. For more information on the New Order of High-Sec, please visit: http://www.minerbumping.com/ Remember that whenever you have a bad day in EVE, the correct reponse is "Thank you CCP, may I please have another?"
Andreus Ixiris Duty. Circle-Of-Two 5268	Posted - 2014.12.30 17:20:36 - [33] - Quote Sol Project wrote: Do tell us more!! Back in 2008, I worked as a director for a corporation called Heretic Logistics (LOAF.), an industrial offshoot of Heretic Army (ANTI) meant to serve its ship and module needs. Both corporations were members of The Covenant Alliance (TCA), a renter alliance of TRI living out in Deklein, and if anyone remembers these names - congratulations! You have an excellent memory. CEO of Heretic Logistics at that time was a man by the name of Fat Edd/Vader. We thought this guy was okay. We were wrong. I had a friend in EVE, Sahaquiel Faust, who had followed me from corporation to corporation across the game since mid-2007, and he wanted a Myrmidon. The corp had the minerals, I had the BPC, and I had permission from Fat Edd to make the Myrmidon for Sahaquiel. I then sold it to him for 30m ISK (man, those were the days - when a Myrmidon cost only 30m. I miss those days). The ISK went into my wallet, and I went offline for a nap and a shower. Scant hours later, the alliance Ventrilo explodes with Fat Edd swearing and making implications about my parentage. Turns out I "had no right" to sell the Myrmidon to Sahaquiel (despite the fact that I had been given permission to do so) and that by not immediately putting all the money into the corporation wallet (despite the fact that given the close-knit nature of ANTI and LOAF, members of Heretic Logistics often just took payment personally and then tithed a share to the corp wallet) I was showing blatant disrespect for everyone in the alliance and I was a duplicitous thief. I attempted to appease him to no avail. When other people stepped into the argument on my behalf, he removed almost every role from everyone in the corporation and announced his intent to take everything belonging to the corp and leave. This accomplished only one thing - it meant that no-one could refuel our corporation's large tower (that he had paid for) that had, due to the argument taking up so much of our time, gotten critically low on fuel, so it went offline. Rare Faction, who were operating in the area at the time, blew it up. I then noticed that he had only removed my director roles, not my specially-customised corp hangar access roles - so I took everything in every corp hangar and put it in my own, so he couldn't steal it. His stillborn corp theft having failed, he announced that he intended to stagnate the corp by leaving it without any directors, at which point the CEO of ANTI, MirrorGod, said "hahaha no, I have majority share ownership in LOAF" and instated me as CEO. Fat Edd/Vader then teamed up with ANTI's long-time rivals, Misfits Enterprises, led by notorious troll Outlaw Jenner, and announced his intent to join a different corp in TCA, starting what he called an "in-alliance wardec" to "kick us out." Amazingly, the corp he chose, which also happened to be the executor corp, actually allowed him to join and start work on this. We called TCA's head honchos out on this ridiculous state of affairs, and received as a response what amounted to a shrugging of shoulders and a "meh." At this point, blue-on-blue fighting was actually occuring in O-2RNZ and surrounding systems and because Fat Edd/Vader and Outlaw Jenner were never particularly intelligent individuals, not all of the people getting lit up were actually even members of ANTI or LOAF (in fact, they mostly weren't). This did not assist alliance cohesion. Eventually we peaced out and went to join Destiny. alliance, who lived further north in Deklein, but not before filing a complaint with Triumvirate itself saying "TCA has allowed a corp thief with a grudge to join its executor corp and bring mercenaries into Deklein for the purposes of starting a blue-on-blue war." Needless to say, Triumvirate was not amused. TCA eventually kicked Fat Edd out of the alliance but by that point, the damage was done, confidence in its leaders was shattered and the alliance crumbled. Although he doesn't actually play the game at the moment, Sahaquiel Faust, through the many years since that point, has kept the Myrmidon that inspired this whole preposterous affair in his hangar in Dodixie. We call it the Blamethrower. Andreus Ixiris > A Civire without a chin is barely a Civire at all. Pieter Tuulinen > He'd be Civirely disadvantaged, Andreus. Andreus Ixiris > ... Andreus Ixiris > This is why we're at war.
DaReaper Net 7 1605	Posted - 2014.12.30 17:22:20 - [34] - Quote ... a few years later, in 2010, my alliance, The Last Brigade, was living in Wicked Creek. We were at the time, White Noise. renters, after they had kicked out Atlas. (we were Atlas. renters) I again, just spent every cent I had, and some borrowed on a Nyx. I had lots of success ratting amons with it, and was sitting in the only system we were paying cyno jamming for. So, I was going to go over to a real life buddies house and play eve and hang out. But my dumbass decided to check eve right after my shower, and not immediately go. So I logged in, and got on TS, and one of my alliance mates called out 'Hey Reap, we got some reds moving around out here, we want to set up a gate camp, why don't you join us?' I said nah I'm gonna go to a friends, and don't want to risk it... but uh.. how many ships? "6" Did you notice a hic? "Nope!" (note I forgot to ask about a dictor..) hmm... ok what the heck, I got nothing to lose (famous last words) I warped to the gate at 100, and just sat there. We chilled for like 30 min, and all the while I'm thinking man its late I need to go. My buddy called and asked what I was doing, and I told him I'd be leaving shortly just doing a gate camp. I then told my alliances mates I'd go in 5. about 3 min later we get a gate activate. I launch fighters, and see 6 ships, nothing to big.. then I notice a dictor. I said 'meh i'll be fine' and engaged. My alliances mates pop and notice the dictor is burning his ass towards me. I recalled fighters (honestly this was stupid and I pankied, in hinde sight I should of just jump to one of our other systems that had a cyno beacon, but oh well) and just as they returned, the dictor dropped a bubble, and just as quickly his buddies were on me. I deploy drones, and again in a mild panic I attacked the wrong target. I then quickly changed to the dictor, but they called in reinforcements, and as the dictors shield is dropping he drops another probe, burns out and warped off. So I'm thinking great.. just keep moving. The 5 others start ramming me and now I'm really panicked. I am not controlling my drones, just spaming jump, trying to get out. Calling for help on coms. (my guys started doing bomber runs to try and help) a little bit later, 10 ships join the fight, and just as the dictor bubble pops, the dictor lands on me and drops another. I regain my thoughts and send all I got on the dictor... but then I notice two guardiens on over view. so no matter what I do I can't break the damn dictor. 5-10 min later, I forget, I'm resolved that I'm gonna die. my shield is holding, but I can't get away. The thought to log off and just hope my tank holds, never crossed my mind (I got props for this later btw) my guys are doing bombing runings and poping. I hit 50% shield and tell them they can stop. So they do. Then over coms, in a heavy Russian accicent I hear "Reap... need help?" I had a pure Russian corp in the alliance, they did not talk, but if I pointed and said 'shoot that' I usually got a 'Da... fire!' so I said "Yes, I'm stuck in O-R, can't get out, gonna die, help would be good." Then the response made my blood go cold "Ok reap... I bring mothership" it took me a second to process that they ment there super. A part of me said 'hey this could be good they can rep me and we can hold' another part said 'oh ** this be bad' the latter was correct. I started yelling in coms 'nyte, no, stop, nyte! don't!" then I hear "in warp to you..." ugh! He lands on grid at 50 from me... and I'm like '*!" So I lock him and start slow boating, they focus fire on him, I get in range to toss a rep on him just as he poped (his fit sucked) I head desk* and then they return to me. I hold on maybe another 5 min, then pop. OFC this was news... esp because a week later we got scammed out of 25b. Ain't eve lovely? So I had a carrier for a week, a mom for a month... I'm pretty much banned from titans lol OMG Comet Mining idea!!! Comet Mining!
Arec Bardwin 1756	Posted - 2014.12.30 17:27:03 - [35] - Quote Encountered a dude in a Navy Raven scrammed by npcs in lowsec (cosmos npcs I think). Contemplated shooting him for the fat km, but he seemed so totally clueless I killed the rat and let him go... Into the next lowsec system where he was promptly murdered on the gate.
Ralph King-Griffin Lords.Of.Midnight The Devil's Warrior Alliance 8136	Posted - 2014.12.30 17:31:45 - [36] - Quote i pee in my pod "I'm also quite confident that you are laughing and it's the kind of laugh that gives normal people shivers." =]I[=
DaReaper Net 7 1606	Posted - 2014.12.30 17:31:55 - [37] - Quote And one more mildly dumb thing. At one point, I think in 2008, at the height of BoB being around, someone gifted me a single share of.. it was either Rikou(sp?) or Evolution, I'm 90% sure it was evolution. And I gave it to someone else because "I'm sick and tired of these lock and unlock mails' I kinda wish I kept it. OMG Comet Mining idea!!! Comet Mining!
Sol Project I'm So Meta Even This Acronym 1442	Posted - 2014.12.30 17:33:28 - [38] - Quote Ralph King-Griffin wrote: i pee in my pod That made me burst out in laughter, thank you! XD Ladies of New Eden YC 117 Calendar by Indahmawar Fazmarai Warning: NSFW! Barely legal girls in underwear!
Evi Polevhia Pyre Falcon Defence and Security 713	Posted - 2014.12.30 18:17:04 - [39] - Quote I was that guy. The Drake guy. In Nov of 2012 I followed my friends out to Null. We lived in Malpais with Black Core Alliance under Solar Fleet. On one of my very first big null ops I flew my drake to the staging point and asked, on comms, if I could use it in fleet. I couldn't use the doctrine ships of that time because up till then I was a mining and missioning carebear. Rightfully they laughed at me on comms with a hundred plus people. Told me to grab a slasher from the market. "I don't care what you do with it, rookie. Make it useful and try not to die." It turned out glorious. I couldn't even use projectile weapons at the time. But I heard our enemy was going to use tornados. So I fit it with speed and minmatar jams. Had a blast jamming and tackling battlecruisers with my shitfit little slasher! The end of that ship.
Lady Areola Fappington 2477	Posted - 2014.12.30 18:55:49 - [40] - Quote Worst confession ever, related to Eve. Bailed on an alliance op with a really crappy excuse. Actual reason for bailing was because spouse was feeling frisky. Engaged in marital relations. Forgot that I had teamspeak on at the time, set to voice activation, with laptop sitting on stand next to bed. Came back to eve later and got quite a few tips and suggestions on coital relations from corpmates. It isn't really hard, but I think there are customers that you can lose in a good way and there's customers that you can lose in a bad way. If people come in and fundamentally don't like EVE Online, then I think that might be a good way of losing customers. . -á--CCP Soundwave

Carmen Electra subn3t 58677	Posted - 2014.12.30 19:00:44 - [41] - Quote Lady Areola Fappington wrote: Worst confession ever, related to Eve. Bailed on an alliance op with a really crappy excuse. Actual reason for bailing was because spouse was feeling frisky. Engaged in marital relations. Forgot that I had teamspeak on at the time, set to voice activation, with laptop sitting on stand next to bed. Came back to eve later and got quite a few tips and suggestions on coital relations from corpmates. /thread Remove killmail APIs
Elfred Gam'Havoc Justified Chaos Spaceship Bebop 25	Posted - 2014.12.30 19:28:55 - [42] - Quote Got ganked on a gate in a fairly blinged out Machariel running L4 SOE missions out of Osmon... way to think that one through...
DaReaper Net 7 1608	Posted - 2014.12.30 20:01:46 - [43] - Quote Lady Areola Fappington wrote: Worst confession ever, related to Eve. Bailed on an alliance op with a really crappy excuse. Actual reason for bailing was because spouse was feeling frisky. Engaged in marital relations. Forgot that I had teamspeak on at the time, set to voice activation, with laptop sitting on stand next to bed. Came back to eve later and got quite a few tips and suggestions on coital relations from corpmates. And I died... /thread OMG Comet Mining idea!!! Comet Mining!
Erica Dusette Isogen 5 26828	Posted - 2014.12.30 20:06:11 - [44] - Quote Recruited a Paul Clavet alt. 10/10 would get robbed again. Jack Miton > you be nice or you're sleeping on the couch again! Part-Time Wormhole Pirate pâä Full-Time Supermodel The Endgame \| Wormhole Diaries
ctx1769 Wychwood and Wells Beer needs you 0	Posted - 2014.12.30 20:13:37 - [45] - Quote Was running an alliance mission back in the days of multi player lvl 4 more of a social gathering than anything. The wife had become an Eve widow, till she was coughing in the door way naked. I left that nights social gathering.
Jarod Garamonde Jolly Codgers Get Off My Lawn 2471	Posted - 2014.12.30 21:46:54 - [46] - Quote Andreus Ixiris wrote: Sol Project wrote: Do tell us more!! Back in 2008, I worked as a director for a corporation called Heretic Logistics (LOAF.), an industrial offshoot of Heretic Army (ANTI) meant to serve its ship and module needs. Both corporations were members of The Covenant Alliance (TCA), a renter alliance of TRI living out in Deklein, and if anyone remembers these names - congratulations! You have an excellent memory. CEO of Heretic Logistics at that time was a man by the name of Fat Edd/Vader. We thought this guy was okay. We were wrong. -message truncated- Although he doesn't actually play the game at the moment, Sahaquiel Faust, through the many years since that point, has kept the Myrmidon that inspired this whole preposterous affair in his hangar in Dodixie. We call it the Blamethrower. This is, by far, one of the best "failcascade" stories I have ever heard. That moment when you realize the crazy lady with all the cats was right... `[#savethelance]`
Jarod Garamonde Jolly Codgers Get Off My Lawn 2471	Posted - 2014.12.30 21:48:00 - [47] - Quote Lady Areola Fappington wrote: Worst confession ever, related to Eve. Bailed on an alliance op with a really crappy excuse. Actual reason for bailing was because spouse was feeling frisky. Engaged in marital relations. Forgot that I had teamspeak on at the time, set to voice activation, with laptop sitting on stand next to bed. Came back to eve later and got quite a few tips and suggestions on coital relations from corpmates. Further proof that the internet is wrong about gamer-on-nongamer relationships. behold, Fappington, IRL That moment when you realize the crazy lady with all the cats was right... `[#savethelance]`
Andreus Ixiris Duty. Circle-Of-Two 5274	Posted - 2014.12.30 22:49:58 - [48] - Quote Jarod Garamonde wrote: This is, by far, one of the best "failcascade" stories I have ever heard. My favourite part about it is how it was entirely unintentional. You've got Istvaan Shogaatsu infiltrating Ubiqua Seraph and robbing them for everything. You've got BOB's directors trashing the alliance and selling their assets to Goonswarm. You've got Kartoon then turning on Goonswarm and doing precisely the same thing to them. All of these failcascades took weeks, months, years of careful planning. Then there was me, who crashed an alliance completely by accident by selling a Myrmidon to someone else in the same corporation. Andreus Ixiris > A Civire without a chin is barely a Civire at all. Pieter Tuulinen > He'd be Civirely disadvantaged, Andreus. Andreus Ixiris > ... Andreus Ixiris > This is why we're at war.
Jarod Garamonde Jolly Codgers Get Off My Lawn 2472	Posted - 2014.12.30 22:57:31 - [49] - Quote Andreus Ixiris wrote: Jarod Garamonde wrote: This is, by far, one of the best "failcascade" stories I have ever heard. My favourite part about it is how it was entirely unintentional. You've got Istvaan Shogaatsu infiltrating Ubiqua Seraph and robbing them for everything. You've got BOB's directors trashing the alliance and selling their assets to Goonswarm. You've got Kartoon then turning on Goonswarm and doing precisely the same thing to them. All of these failcascades took weeks, months, years of careful planning. Then there was me, who crashed an alliance completely by accident by selling a Myrmidon to someone else in the same corporation. I just..... big corp without directors b/c CEO doesn't trust anyone..... facepalm That moment when you realize the crazy lady with all the cats was right... `[#savethelance]`
Hal Morsh Icendus Corux 240	Posted - 2014.12.30 23:15:09 - [50] - Quote Andreus Ixiris wrote: Jarod Garamonde wrote: This is, by far, one of the best "failcascade" stories I have ever heard. My favourite part about it is how it was entirely unintentional. You've got Istvaan Shogaatsu infiltrating Ubiqua Seraph and robbing them for everything. You've got BOB's directors trashing the alliance and selling their assets to Goonswarm. You've got Kartoon then turning on Goonswarm and doing precisely the same thing to them. All of these failcascades took weeks, months, years of careful planning. Then there was me, who crashed an alliance completely by accident by selling a Myrmidon to someone else in the same corporation. Oh don't feel so bad. I killed the corp I was in by stealing ores in highsec, also had to do with some tard cloaky camping a null group in our corp leaders wifes honor. Sol Project wrote: Your parents had sex before you were even born. And what do I even call this comment?..... Here is my worst. https://zkillboard.com/kill/36448961/ At least I "think" it's my worst. I also just discovered there is a website which records local.... Truly terrifying. CCP - Outpost code is scary.

FunGu Arsten Fungu .Inc 61	Posted - 2014.12.30 23:16:08 - [51] - Quote I once blapped a freighter in amarr... but i paid the 500mil for the killright 5_5 -Meh- Amarr residents cheered all good
Asura Vajrarupa Anarchist Industrial Syndicate of Metropolis 15	Posted - 2014.12.31 01:35:19 - [52] - Quote My first corp I ran was a small one for irl friends. We let a guy we didn't know join so that we could laugh at him. We got grief dec'ed and all abandoned ship without telling him, knowing that we could just join up together in a new corp. Ignorance is the cause of suffering.
Herzog Wolfhammer Sigma Special Tactics Group 5985	Posted - 2014.12.31 02:02:31 - [53] - Quote For years, before they changed the icons, I was reprocessing faction/deadspace modules because I didn't know what they were and there was never a market to sell them (except on occasion). Bring back DEEEEP Space!
Jenshae Chiroptera The Volition Cult 689	Posted - 2014.12.31 02:31:01 - [54] - Quote This is rather recent. So, cough anyway. Ummm ... we are on the way home as a fleet. There is a drag bubble, we ping up to it then we all start to jump through the gate. I was one of the ones to get through quick. The rest hit an interdiction bubble and got caught. Figured... I will just wait on this side to burn through. I .... have this thing for drones. >.> (One day EVE news will cover a story and they will ask, "So, why did you escalate to super caps?" and the reply will be, "It all started when we went back for Jen's drones" ) Right. There I was picking up enemy drones, (day dreaming away, half listening to the comms and fight on the other side of the gate) .... when along comes another alliance to dunk on us. (Guess who? ) and I am way out from the gate ... My fleet appears and the logi team probably over heated to get to me and save me. They managed ... but I couldn't tell them at the time that: a) I was out there collecting drones. b) Forgot to turn my hardeners on. <.< >.> Guys? Guys! You will still repp me, right? Right?! Guys! CSM Ten movement for change. EVE - the only MMO that not so subtly serves up victims. Status: Rabid carebear Blog
Nexus Day Lustrevik Trade and Travel Bureau 1100	Posted - 2014.12.31 02:36:07 - [55] - Quote I am wondering how many people perceive their post as their Best confession while everyone reading it assumes it is their worst? When I first started I flew repeatedly into lo sec to get skill books at a cheap price. Upon trying to return to hi sec my ships kept blowing up. Had this happen 2 or 3 times and assumed that for some reason my sec status was too low to travel back and forth between lo and hi sec, causing my ships to blow up. Months later I discovered the kill mails I was on. But then again when I was a kid I thought mustaches grew out of men's noses. This thread has so much content it may be 'Thread of the Year' and it is only January.
Jarod Garamonde Jolly Codgers Get Off My Lawn 2472	Posted - 2014.12.31 02:47:38 - [56] - Quote Herzog Wolfhammer wrote: For years, before they changed the icons, I was reprocessing faction/deadspace modules because I didn't know what they were and there was never a market to sell them (except on occasion). A long time ago, on another toon, I used to think laser Moas were a good idea. At first, even on Garamonde, I thought laser Thoraxes were just as clever. Don't even get me started on thinking Battleships had to have small guns for "point defense". That moment when you realize the crazy lady with all the cats was right... `[#savethelance]`
Azda Ja Green Skull LLC 2496	Posted - 2014.12.31 03:34:40 - [57] - Quote "Yeah we can totally catch that Garmur, just overheat your AB." -FC Azda attempting to have a fleet of 4, slingshot a linked Garmur in nothing but AB frigates. or "Yeah, we can probably take on a Stabber and an Omen, we just have to close the gap. Don't forget to turn on your Damage Controls!" -FC Azda's even earlier bright idea. The cruisers in question killed 5 of us in about 30 seconds. My best so far came a couple weeks in. I'm CEO to a small PvP corp, and I log in to a fellow newbie spamming corp chat asking for help, turns out he'd been held hostage for like an hour after losing a duel, his opponent scrammed his pod and wouldn't kill him or let him go "because he insulted him". My corp mate didn't know you could self destruct, but to make things more interesting I instead told him to move his pod in as close to the other guy's ship as possible and accept my fleet invite. Couple minutes later, I'm warping in with a Catalyst with the biggest blasters I can fit, a few volleys worth of faction antimatter, a web, scram and "battle music" blaring in my headphones. BANG BANG BANG BANG. Justice is a Catalyst . Having him put a bounty on me, make my kill right public, and refuse my convo invite made it all the sweeter. Worth being Concorded over, no question. I'm guessing my real worst moment is still in the making, hopefully more better-er moments are too. "I only lose ships when I fly with Azda." - Barry Cuttlefish GSLLC Recruitment Join Today!
Herzog Wolfhammer Sigma Special Tactics Group 5987	Posted - 2014.12.31 05:03:37 - [58] - Quote Jarod Garamonde wrote: Herzog Wolfhammer wrote: For years, before they changed the icons, I was reprocessing faction/deadspace modules because I didn't know what they were and there was never a market to sell them (except on occasion). A long time ago, on another toon, I used to think laser Moas were a good idea. At first, even on Garamonde, I thought laser Thoraxes were just as clever. Don't even get me started on thinking Battleships had to have small guns for "point defense". I can one up you there. Back then I did not think of a "required size" for ships guns nor consistency for DPS. Meaning... I used a mix of long range rails/arty with AC/blasters and of various sizes too. Yes, various sizes. And if that screwed up my powergrid I just left other rack slots empty. Yes it's OK to kill me. Bring back DEEEEP Space!
Glathull Warlock Assassins 905	Posted - 2014.12.31 05:24:40 - [59] - Quote Drunk. Autopiploting. Caldari t1 hauler. Nothing fit at all. 18 billion in mods and BPOs in cargo. Did I mention really really drunk? "Eff it. It's late. No one's going to notice. Ohhh, hey, that's a new pr0nstar I haven't seen before . . . ." Just a scant 4 jumps from Jita, pop goes the hauler. :( I don't even think I heard the alerts telling me my ship was dying. Just alt-tabbed back at some point in my station. Damn. RNG gods were, if not good to me, bad to them. Only about 250 mill of stuff dropped. The rest went poof. I honestly feel like I just read fifty shades of dumb. --CCP Falcon Shut up, Anslo. --everyone
Noriko Mai 1903	Posted - 2014.12.31 05:36:11 - [60] - Quote I'm a alt of very cool guy. I tell you-º

Jarod Garamonde Jolly Codgers Get Off My Lawn 2476	Posted - 2014.12.31 06:26:07 - [61] - Quote Herzog Wolfhammer wrote: Jarod Garamonde wrote: Herzog Wolfhammer wrote: For years, before they changed the icons, I was reprocessing faction/deadspace modules because I didn't know what they were and there was never a market to sell them (except on occasion). A long time ago, on another toon, I used to think laser Moas were a good idea. At first, even on Garamonde, I thought laser Thoraxes were just as clever. Don't even get me started on thinking Battleships had to have small guns for "point defense". I can one up you there. Back then I did not think of a "required size" for ships guns nor consistency for DPS. Meaning... I used a mix of long range rails/arty with AC/blasters and of various sizes too. Yes, various sizes. And if that screwed up my powergrid I just left other rack slots empty. Yes it's OK to kill me. Mixing guns. Crossing tank types. Paying zero attention to skill and role bonuses. Let's not even mention the most classic newbie mistake that most players never actually get over: trying to fly every single ship like a close-range brawler frig, forever (ie: never not orbit at 700m).... That moment when you realize the crazy lady with all the cats was right... `[#savethelance]`
Herzog Wolfhammer Sigma Special Tactics Group 5990	Posted - 2014.12.31 06:43:36 - [62] - Quote Jarod Garamonde wrote: Herzog Wolfhammer wrote: Jarod Garamonde wrote: Herzog Wolfhammer wrote: For years, before they changed the icons, I was reprocessing faction/deadspace modules because I didn't know what they were and there was never a market to sell them (except on occasion). A long time ago, on another toon, I used to think laser Moas were a good idea. At first, even on Garamonde, I thought laser Thoraxes were just as clever. Don't even get me started on thinking Battleships had to have small guns for "point defense". I can one up you there. Back then I did not think of a "required size" for ships guns nor consistency for DPS. Meaning... I used a mix of long range rails/arty with AC/blasters and of various sizes too. Yes, various sizes. And if that screwed up my powergrid I just left other rack slots empty. Yes it's OK to kill me. Mixing guns. Crossing tank types. Paying zero attention to skill and role bonuses. Let's not even mention the most classic newbie mistake that most players never actually get over: trying to fly every single ship like a close-range brawler frig, forever (ie: never not orbit at 700m).... I lost a lot of atrons Bring back DEEEEP Space!
Jarod Garamonde Jolly Codgers Get Off My Lawn 2476	Posted - 2014.12.31 06:51:53 - [63] - Quote Herzog Wolfhammer wrote: Jarod Garamonde wrote: Herzog Wolfhammer wrote: Jarod Garamonde wrote: Herzog Wolfhammer wrote: For years, before they changed the icons, I was reprocessing faction/deadspace modules because I didn't know what they were and there was never a market to sell them (except on occasion). A long time ago, on another toon, I used to think laser Moas were a good idea. At first, even on Garamonde, I thought laser Thoraxes were just as clever. Don't even get me started on thinking Battleships had to have small guns for "point defense". I can one up you there. Back then I did not think of a "required size" for ships guns nor consistency for DPS. Meaning... I used a mix of long range rails/arty with AC/blasters and of various sizes too. Yes, various sizes. And if that screwed up my powergrid I just left other rack slots empty. Yes it's OK to kill me. Mixing guns. Crossing tank types. Paying zero attention to skill and role bonuses. Let's not even mention the most classic newbie mistake that most players never actually get over: trying to fly every single ship like a close-range brawler frig, forever (ie: never not orbit at 700m).... I lost a lot of atrons And I lost a lot of Myrmidons before Gamertrav taught me how to minimize my chances of death whilst staying in the fight as long as possible. That moment when you realize the crazy lady with all the cats was right... `[#savethelance]`
Kaely Tanniss Lords.Of.Midnight The Devil's Warrior Alliance 133	Posted - 2014.12.31 06:58:58 - [64] - Quote Compared to some of what others have done in game, this one is nothing..but it was rather embarasing. I blew up the BC of an ally's alt before I realized it was his alt. It wasn't until after the fact I learned it was a friend. Weak, I know...but I have luckily been rather derp free in my Eve career..so far If I had a nickel for every time someone said women don't play eve, I'd have a bag of nickels to whack the next person who said it..
Jarod Garamonde Jolly Codgers Get Off My Lawn 2476	Posted - 2014.12.31 07:05:45 - [65] - Quote Kaely Tanniss wrote: Compared to some of what others have done in game, this one is nothing..but it was rather embarasing. I blew up the BC of an ally's alt before I realized it was his alt. It wasn't until after the fact I learned it was a friend. Weak, I know...but I have luckily been rather derp free in my Eve career..so far Lies. Everyone derps in EVE. The learning curve is so harsh, it practically FORCES you to derp. That moment when you realize the crazy lady with all the cats was right... `[#savethelance]`
Kaely Tanniss Lords.Of.Midnight The Devil's Warrior Alliance 133	Posted - 2014.12.31 07:14:31 - [66] - Quote Jarod Garamonde wrote: Kaely Tanniss wrote: Compared to some of what others have done in game, this one is nothing..but it was rather embarasing. I blew up the BC of an ally's alt before I realized it was his alt. It wasn't until after the fact I learned it was a friend. Weak, I know...but I have luckily been rather derp free in my Eve career..so far Lies. Everyone derps in EVE. The learning curve is so harsh, it practically FORCES you to derp. I didn't say I have never derped..just rather derp free...as any derp I may have done did not cost myself or anyone else....luckily. So I have no story to tell about a tragic derp that cost xxx their xxx....just to clarify If I had a nickel for every time someone said women don't play eve, I'd have a bag of nickels to whack the next person who said it..
Sol Project I'm So Meta Even This Acronym 1459	Posted - 2014.12.31 07:47:20 - [67] - Quote Your suits suits you very ... suitable! Ladies of New Eden YC 117 Calendar by Indahmawar Fazmarai Warning: NSFW! Barely legal girls in underwear!
Dun'Gal Myriad Contractors Inc. 179	Posted - 2014.12.31 08:51:23 - [68] - Quote Valkin Mordirc wrote: I've lost a Manticore to a skiff once. XD Heh, damn them new barges - was a purifier for me :(
Xavier Holtzman Imploding Turtles Rising in Outerspace Gravity Fatal Ascension 251	Posted - 2014.12.31 12:01:56 - [69] - Quote I have played this game since 2005. I've been living in null sec for a few years ... and I've NEVER lit a cyno. Not one time. I don't even know how much fuel to have or what fuel to use. I do not like the men on this spaceship. They are uncouth and fail to appreciate my better qualities. I have something of value to contribute to this mission if only they would realize it. - Bill Frug
Kraxxass Brutor Tribe Minmatar Republic 0	Posted - 2014.12.31 12:33:14 - [70] - Quote I am Mittani's alt. I am a carebear. Grr Goons.

TheBadMan GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation 2	Posted - 2014.12.31 12:46:56 - [71] - Quote I was high as **** one night and sold my ark for 6.7 million instead of 6.7billion true story http://eve-files.com/dl/271829
Steppa Musana Pator Tech School Minmatar Republic 12	Posted - 2014.12.31 12:50:32 - [72] - Quote Whoooop posted in the wrong thread.
Keno Skir 711	Posted - 2014.12.31 12:55:00 - [73] - Quote In no particular order : 1. Lost a Command Ship to concord attacking a player who had left the corp I was deccing, but who still had terrible standings. Saw red and scrammed it, died hard seconds later. 600mil loss, scramming a 2mil destroyer. 2. As a newbro I ran my first lvl4 in a medium artillery Abaddon :P (duel tanked too). 3. I can fly a freighter, but have NEVER had to use one since I just like to hurt people :( 4. I cross trained to Amarr based purely on the aesthetic value of 1 battleship. 5. I can fit and use a mining laser.. The shame. Gùï> 3 Week Buddy Trial + ISK Bonus & Starting Assistance <Gùï Feel free to contact me regarding my posts, or my 21 Day EvE Buddy Trials \o/
Desert Ice78 Gryphons of the Western Wind 440	Posted - 2014.12.31 12:55:46 - [74] - Quote I was just over 3 years in game, and 6 months in nul-sec, before I managed my first solo kill - against an empty Hoarder with my Buzzard. I am a pod pilot: http://dl.eve-files.com/media/corp/DesertIce/POD.jpg CCP Zulu: Came expecting a discussion about computer monitors, left confused.
Ralph King-Griffin Lords.Of.Midnight The Devil's Warrior Alliance 8159	Posted - 2014.12.31 12:57:35 - [75] - Quote Sol Project wrote: Your suits suits you very ... suitable! ^^heavy breathing "I'm also quite confident that you are laughing and it's the kind of laugh that gives normal people shivers." =]I[=
Bronson Hughes The Knights of the Blessed Mother of Acceleration 1047	Posted - 2014.12.31 17:34:33 - [76] - Quote In no particular order: 1. I have lost unfit ships in nullsec as I was moving them from the station I bought them in to the station where my modules were. 2. I tried to speed tank losec gate guns in 'ceptors a few times before I realized that that wasn't really a thing. 3. I used to run level 4 missions in a 4/4 rail/cruise Rokh. 4. I brought sniper Eagles to old-school battleship sniper fights before it was cool. Or effective. 5. I have been suicide-ganked while autopiloting along major pipes. 6. I nearly lost out on an Arazu kill because I assumed that my drones would, you know, attack the Arazu I was engaging and not the losec gate guns that were firing on me. 7. I shot the sheriff. 8. I have looted roughly half a billion ISK worth of stuff in the past month from offline POS arrays. 9. I hull tank, and I like it. 10. I've made most of my long-term friends in EvE by shooting at them or being shot at by them. Lady Areola Fappington wrote: Worst confession ever, related to Eve. Bailed on an alliance op with a really crappy excuse. Actual reason for bailing was because spouse was feeling frisky. Engaged in marital relations. Forgot that I had teamspeak on at the time, set to voice activation, with laptop sitting on stand next to bed. Came back to eve later and got quite a few tips and suggestions on coital relations from corpmates. Sweet Baby Jesus, I laughed so hard when I read that! Real men hull tank. Reading Comprehension: so important it deserves it's own skillbook. I seek to create content, not become content.
gargars Cohesion Inc Beyond-Repair 125	Posted - 2014.12.31 20:26:00 - [77] - Quote Once I ran up against low-sec and needed a warp core stab. I was soooooooooo happy to find one in system I didn't notice the price was almost a billion ISK. Even worse, I bought TWO. To this day I triple check the price of anything I buy lol.
Sol Project I'm So Meta Even This Acronym 1712	Posted - 2014.12.31 21:54:08 - [78] - Quote I actually have one for this. It covers both. The good news is that I talked some drunken long term player out of a lot of money. Let's say I am good at that, but this time it caught me by surprise, because after I came back from work I suddenly had a billion ISK bounty on my head for *** and giggles. This was under the old bounty system. The bad news is that I talked some drunken long term player out of a lot of money. Let's say I am good at that, but this time it caught me by surprise, because after I came back from work I suddenly had a billion ISK bounty on my head for *** and giggles. As -7. In dodixie moon 20. I didn't manage to leave the system alive. ^_^ Ladies of New Eden YC 117 Calendar by Indahmawar Fazmarai Warning: NSFW! Barely legal girls in underwear!
Serene Repose 1952	Posted - 2015.01.01 08:19:59 - [79] - Quote I had a ******* relationship with somebody's *, or so I was told. I was too drunk to remember anything but the virtual rash I had for weeks. (No one should be so digitally crotch-oriented for so long.) I'm sure it was nothing. Treason never prospers. What is the reason? Why, if it prospers, none dare call it "treason."
Lord Battlestar Faulcon de Lazy 205	Posted - 2015.01.01 09:40:58 - [80] - Quote I lost a 250 mil isk BS on the first day I could fly BSs ever, to a can flipping Thorax. Granted this was back in the 0m bug where you guns stopped tracking at 0 m. I once podded myself by blowing a huge fart.

Azda Ja Green Skull LLC 2508	Posted - 2015.01.01 09:46:24 - [81] - Quote Bronson Hughes wrote: I hull tank, and I like it. I too have seen the light. Cheers comrade! "I only lose ships when I fly with Azda." - Barry Cuttlefish GSLLC Recruitment Join Today!
Trelaine Sabotage Incorporated Executive Outcomes 0	Posted - 2015.01.01 11:47:31 - [82] - Quote I've trashed a 4bil isk Naglfar, a 6bil isk Ark, and a fully researched orginal T2 Warden bpo which I won through the lottery. As CEO I rigged the elections in my corp for the "co-ceo" because the idea of the "other guy" winning made my eyes bleed, and the other guy was such a flake he'd never show up anyways, and I used an alt in corp to prop the guy up and get him hot to run for Co-Ceo.
baltec1 Bat Country Goonswarm Federation 14406	Posted - 2015.01.01 14:48:22 - [83] - Quote I just sold 500 sisters probes for less than 5 million isk :cripes: Join Bat Country today and defend the Glorious Socialist Dictatorship
Alexstrazaas Perkone Caldari State 38	Posted - 2015.01.01 16:15:47 - [84] - Quote i am a high sec noob *yeah cause i love my precious Rokh to much
Lienzo Amanuensis 7	Posted - 2015.01.01 16:31:17 - [85] - Quote I often forget my unbonused ship has drones, regardless of whether they are inside or outside of the hull.
HeXxploiT Little Red X 81	Posted - 2015.01.01 23:04:19 - [86] - Quote One time I left my hammerhead I's in space. Don't think I've ever done anything beyond that aside from maybe accidentally buying 8000 Meta1 cap batteries for 700,000isk a pop instead of 7000isk but that doesn't really count since I blot the memory from my consciousness and rock back and forth in the fetal position shivering & crying when I do happen to recall it.
Vapor Ventrillian The Scope Gallente Federation 117	Posted - 2015.01.02 00:26:44 - [87] - Quote I once flew 400 mill of donated assets in a unfitted Nerues out of dodi...I lasted a jump I bought plex to donate to the Scope Project the next day out of guilt...oh lawdy the memory still hurts -Ive tried to sell Jita...multiple times -I got killed 3 times by the same dude...in the same system...In the same hour -my ship fittings...period The Evil Overlord of Scope, self elected as all good overlords should be
Inxentas Ultramar Ultramar Independent Contracting 1644	Posted - 2015.01.02 14:09:13 - [88] - Quote Just remembered one of my worst. So we are lowsec dudes right? Often we have killrights on us, so we are supposed to know how they work. OK, so this corpmate got himself ganked somewhere in hisec hauling stuff. I ask him to open up the KR so we can go hunt down the ganker in question. We find him and I start killing him... Had I bothered to actually activate the KR I would still have that Hurricane. Instead I got CONCORDed and a KR was placed on me for illegal agression. I looked like a right fool and our marks off course laughed in local at my incompetence.
Solecist Project The Scope Gallente Federation 12419	Posted - 2015.01.02 14:34:09 - [89] - Quote I remember being in jita, as a girl contacted me. I am sure she kept an eye at me for a while already, because it was really obvious what she was about ... ... and that she knew what I was about as well. We didn't even talk for ten minutes and I already started moving to her home place, a rather highly populated gallente station. After arrival, it didn't take too long until we established a person connection. She wanted me to stay... I wanted to stay at her side ... ... and the only requirement for me to stay in her quarters ... ... was to always run around naked....... Ladies of New Eden YC 117 Calendar by Indahmawar Fazmarai Warning: NSFW! Barely legal girls in underwear! If you are reading this while being naked ... me too!!
Karl Jerr Herzack Unit 83	Posted - 2015.01.02 15:47:21 - [90] - Quote Did my PI runs in lowsec, all was fine until I see that I completely forgot to hit F1 this day... you know, the one linked with the Covert cloak I prayed the Eve's gods for not having been ganked like a fool The most recent one, already talked about in C&P; expedition in lowsec with my T3 and logi, began the exp, seen combat probes in DScan, gtfo as it should be, once warped off I warped back to the exp gate because hey they lost my location or something finally lost my T2 logi into a failfight Since I adapted my T3 fit for solo op and I setup a gtfo option BEFORE doing any PVe. This is Eve.

Alphax45 Polaris Project Curatores Veritatis Alliance 50	Posted - 2015.01.02 15:58:13 - [91] - Quote http://www.reddit.com/r/Eve/comments/1xsuiv/the_thrill_of_pvp_first_solo_kill_and_an/
Jeremiah Saken The Fall of Leviathan 185	Posted - 2015.01.02 16:14:27 - [92] - Quote Logged for half hour. Droped probes, serpentis DED 3 on scanner, Started to doing it when Ishtar warped to site and did trigger to next room, Followed Ishtar, he already did overseer and started to tractor wreck, So pi.... off, shoot his wreck, got concorded, gila+300mil in cargohold lost... my first time (and last) when i shoot missiles at other player. I filled myself with jim beam and went to buy another gila. Bacon tastes so much better when it's marinated in vegan tears. I am the night. I'm Bantam. More exploration in exploration
Saai Einjhar Black Ice Tactical Echelon 0	Posted - 2015.01.02 16:41:18 - [93] - Quote I once secretly orchestrated a pirate attack on my own corp's mining operation just to promote some action and good times.
War Kitten Panda McLegion 5714	Posted - 2015.01.02 18:39:10 - [94] - Quote I once sold an officer large armor repairer that was worth ~350M for 350k. THAT contract got snapped up in a hurry after I advertised it in Jita! I count my 0s more carefully now :) I once lost a set of LG Slave implants in lowsec while trying to warp to the sun to escape. After several failed attempts to warp and screaming at the computer, someone finally put me out of my misery. Epic facepalm moment ensued when I remembered we had been fighting at the sun... I was in a shield-tanked ship at the time too, for added lulz. I find that without a good mob to provide one for them, most people would have no mentality at all.
flakeys Arkham Innovations 2635	Posted - 2015.01.02 18:43:19 - [95] - Quote Frank Pannon wrote: I lost a nanofit ratting Kronos to an obvious lowsec gatecamp. Bonus points: It was dual tanked. My guns were in my cargohold, due to lack of skills. I was in Spacemonkey's Alliance. Beat this! Makes sense then , anything less then a kestrel full of plex wouldn't even be noticed there . And for the question most emberassing ... well i've done a shitload of stupid stuff in eve but as it is a game i never really felt ashamed . We are all born ignorant, but one must work hard to remain stupid.
Vimsy Vortis Shoulda Checked Local Break-A-Wish Foundation 1951	Posted - 2015.01.02 19:19:35 - [96] - Quote I can't fly command ships.
Eldwinn SomeWhat SophiSticateD Shadow Cartel 238	Posted - 2015.01.02 19:43:46 - [97] - Quote I missed out on titan kills because I was repping POCOs.
Ned Thomas Hellbound Turkeys Alliance of Abandoned Cybernetic Rejects 559	Posted - 2015.01.02 20:26:04 - [98] - Quote I was mining in Hibi in my Procurer one night, about halfway through my second drink, when my alliance director asks if I want to pop down to his lowsec system and mine some gnesis. Sure, why the hell not? He tells me they've got some ships down there for me to use, but no, I say, I'll just bring my own. So I jump my Proc four jumps down into lowsec and start mining with them. A few folks from my small alliance, a few people from a local corp we were friends with, and then a handful of others ratting in the belts and promising to come shoot things if things started shooting us. I fill up on the prismatic and go to pour myself another round. When I get back, everyone is bailing from the ore site because there's apparently a fleet moving through the near by systems and it was quittin' time. So I bail out......through the gate, not to the station where they had blockade runners ready to take the ore back to highsec and shuttles for all. No, I decided that I was going to take my slow ass barge back through four lowsec jumps with a hostile fleet running around. The rest writes itself. There was a maller on the other side of the gate because of course there was. And that maller was watching the gate on behalf of said fleet because of course they were. So I says to myself "Self, let's play a game. See if you can down this third glass of rum and coke before they kill you." I break cloak, immediately pointed because I was still using a maximum tank proc with no stabs, and then the fleet shows up. A couple marauders, handful of cruisers, five or six assault frigates. I fire up my hardeners, launch drones because I have drones to launch, and just chug the rum. And then I pop and, as a small victory, I managed to save my pod for the first time in my Eve career. Didn't finish the drink though. Got back to hisec and mined a little more. Vote Sabriz!
Herzyr Ministry of War Amarr Empire 18	Posted - 2015.01.04 18:26:42 - [99] - Quote I cannot let go of the fear of spending more ISK than I make, even though I love shooting stuff and I enjoy getting shooted at. This prevents me from enjoying EvE fully. But its always calling me back, gently caressing my ear telling me that ''It will be fine this time darling, just give it a chance''.
Foodpimp xHELLonEARTHx Against ALL Authorities 188	Posted - 2015.01.05 02:07:45 - [100] - Quote Thor Kerrigan wrote: So the idea is simple: post the most embarrassing, terrible, or secret thing that has happened involving you in EVE. Post with your main (if you dare) or random NPC alt, doesn't matter. Obviously, I'll start: I was once awoxed by a corp member years back (on a now inactive trial account). I was still pretty new to the game but my kestrel was given no mercy. To this day, I have this character on watchlist hoping I can one day return the favor... However, I cherish the thought that perhaps I am on someone's similar list today . Have fun! I subscribed to Eve Online.

Kalwas Denitas 7	Posted - 2015.01.05 03:10:55 - [101] - Quote I got caught up in a raffle in the Radio channel back when it was more popular.. ended up giving all my isk away thinking I would be popular in the channel.. billions of isk and only a day later I was roused by hundreds of people over a simple comment about a dj. I was younger, and dumber. It happens. Not that embarrassing but I remember it well. It's funny how our "characters" grow with us over the years in regards to our own maturity, intelligence, gullability, etc. I can't really name an online experience that can parallel my own life like EVE does simply because our interactions matter so much in game. My second would probably be when I was halted on a gate by a gang and I gave up my Hyperion simply because they ordered me to. I hadn't been playing long and could barely fly it. I was sad at first, but that event is what fueled my drive to learn Pvp.
Qn'qura Zalas Zula Aeon Ascendant 9	Posted - 2015.01.05 04:25:19 - [102] - Quote Was trying to buy parts to fit an incursus while drunk, , it didn't go well. following day I found out why. The ion blasters i bought were a bit too big (Ion siege Blasters) , bye bye several hundred million isk.
ISD Dorrim Barstorlode ISD Community Communications Liaisons 3867	Posted - 2015.01.05 05:37:32 - [103] - Quote I once did something to get concorded, forgetting about what happens when you undock while your timer is still up. Two lost ships for the price of, well, two. ISD Dorrim Barstorlode Captain Community Communication Liaisons (CCLs) Interstellar Services Department
Barbara Nichole Cryogenic Consultancy 664	Posted - 2015.01.05 11:12:24 - [104] - Quote I decided it was a good time to rearrange my cargo by jetting a full can of freshly mined ore right next to a player from BoB... -á-á- remove the cloaked from local; free intel is the real problem, not-á "afk" cloaking-á- [IMG]http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a208/DawnFrostbringer/consultsig.jpg[/IMG]
Leannor Central Builders Incorporated Northern Associates. 43	Posted - 2015.01.05 17:59:50 - [105] - Quote One of my Alts lead a several hundred strong fleet into a certain part of 0.0, and their certain doom. Carrying several weeks worth of POS fuel in many expanded iterons for several POS (back then that was alot of Iterons, in the pre Capital age). Not to mention a bucket load of isk, a fortune in that time. We'd had assurances of Blue status from all sides we'd pass through (this was also before alliances were in game mechanisms and before blue settings actually worked in space, alliance wise). We got halfway, then both sides of a certain pipe descended upon us, Red-Sea-no-longer-parted style. A handful made it through, but probably 95% of the cargo and well over 70% of the convoy got wiped out within a few minutes. ... the remainder got wiped out a few hours later when they thought things had calmed down. Although people may say I was not solely responsible, as the architect and initiator I do feel it. I was new back then. And ... have to admit, what a fracking rush it was! A day worthy of remebering. So much action, so much team work, so much adrenaline. Learnt alot too. (We did eventually make it up there and live peacefully in our second attempt). "Lykouleon wrote: STOP TOUCHING ICONIC SHIP PARTS"
Abrazzar Vardaugas Family 5762	Posted - 2015.01.05 18:09:40 - [106] - Quote My most recent failure? I forgot to activate my ECCM. The rest is an embarrassing killmail. Sovereignty and Population New Mining Mechanics
Guttripper State War Academy Caldari State 589	Posted - 2015.01.05 18:30:21 - [107] - Quote Since I have a pack rat mentality and while I've had this account close to nine plus years, since I have actually "played" the game two, maybe three years at best (skill training online), I have never seen one billion plus ISK in my wallet...
Provence Tristram Science and Trade Institute Caldari State 0	Posted - 2015.01.06 07:47:27 - [108] - Quote I've been playing off and on for 10 years and have never seriously PvPed outside getting jumped at gates. I really want to get into PvP at some point, but I've always felt myself to be too unskilled/low-SP/poor to contribute.
Provence Tristram Science and Trade Institute Caldari State 0	Posted - 2015.01.06 08:34:52 - [109] - Quote Quote: Back in 2008... One thing that has always amazed me about MMORPGs is how "guild drama" (okay, corp drama, but I digress...) is a universal. Someone you thought you knew and/or trusted flips out over something totally inoccuous (or totally hilarious/awkward), loses their minds, refuses to back down, attempts a ninja, and then, regardless of success or failure, tries to destroy the organization. I guess that the lesson in this -- if there is a lesson at all -- is that people, across the board, are pretty friggin' stupid. I understand that these individuals are necessary as a foil so that the true luminaries amongst us can shine all the brighter. But it doesn't negate the fact that the dumb fall into patterned behavior, and in MMORPGs, this is one of those patterns. I once belonged to a guild in WoW where the GM was trading epics through the DKP system for cybering. When it finally came out, similar drama ensued. I also once had a WoW guild break up because I (the GM) took the gold (like barely 700g) out of the bank to buy a new bank tab (essentially just reinvesting it), and one of the officers flipped out so badly because of the 'theft' that it shattered the guild. People are very strange. Stupid, as I mentioned earlier, yes, but damned strange, too.
Marcus Gord Pyre Falcon Defence and Security 77979	Posted - 2015.01.06 10:47:34 - [110] - Quote missioning with a friend many years ago in our first battleships, doing worlds collide, it's my friends mission. pulse tanked rokh was mine. i was woefully underskilled and shitfit. we did the last room of one side, got the ships crew mission item in my cargo, and went back to the first room to do the other side. i warped in first, and as i cleared the acceleration gate, my screen goes black. and stays black. i tell my friend this on TS, as he's following me in. he tells me i'm just sitting there, getting pounded on. and it's not looking good. my first BS goes boom while i can't do anything about it and the loot fairy says no with regard to the mission item. my friend never let me live it down, even now after almost 5 years. ".....Storm'd at with shot and shell, Boldly they rode and well....." http://i.imgur.com/LM2NKUf.png

Alpheias Euphoria Released Triumvirate. 8019	Posted - 2015.01.06 10:51:48 - [111] - Quote I have been nice to people. Allow me to be frank. You will not like me. You will not like me now, and you will not like men++ a good deal less as we go on.
King Fu Hostile Cutthroat Industries We need wards. 311	Posted - 2015.01.06 11:06:23 - [112] - Quote I trained the skills to fly a Thanatos
Herzog Wolfhammer Sigma Special Tactics Group 6018	Posted - 2015.01.06 16:37:07 - [113] - Quote ISD Dorrim Barstorlode wrote: I once did something to get concorded, forgetting about what happens when you undock while your timer is still up. Two lost ships for the price of, well, two. I was playing with one of my ex's kids one day and he thought he could duel with me as if it were WoW. This was in 2006. Anyway he was concorded and lost his Cyclone. Had not even played a month and it was his first BC too. He cries about it in local and some space rich veterans give him ISK. He buys another Cyclone and then undocks it to go get modules. ... while the GCC was still on and got popped again Think the story is over? No. He was given enough ISK for 2 Cyclones. So he gets a new one and does not undock right away. He leaves to get modules. And gets ganked in Amamake. He was actually jumping up and down screaming "That's it! I'm not playing this game any more!!!". Oh the lols. Bring back DEEEEP Space!
Cosmos Chelien Combat Inc. Outlanders United 3	Posted - 2015.01.07 00:23:59 - [114] - Quote I fell asleep on a level 4 mission run with my Black Widow and lost it.
Nalha Saldana Shattered Void Spaceship Samurai 874	Posted - 2015.01.07 06:31:59 - [115] - Quote I lost my first battleship to rogue drones with wrong hardeners and no small drones, my large ones couldnt kill the tacklers due to lack of skills so i slowly smelted over a few minutes.
Aralyn Cormallen Wildly Inappropriate Goonswarm Federation 648	Posted - 2015.01.07 09:55:58 - [116] - Quote I lost a half-fit scorpion with its launchers still in the cargo-hold because "base is only one jump-bridge away, and the skill will be trained tomorrow to fit them". Seems an enemy fleet was in the process of reinforcing that jump-bridge as I came through it Second best was the "afk ishtar" that I lost to rats the first day I tried it out... worst thing, I wasn't even really afk, I was at my desk reading a book with one eye on the screen for hostiles entering local. Didn't realise I should also occasionally glance at my damage bars "eh, what, theres no-one else in local, why has my shield alert just sounded...oh". Not so afk as I thought
Leannor Central Builders Incorporated Northern Associates. 51	Posted - 2015.01.07 10:32:02 - [117] - Quote Aralyn Cormallen wrote: I lost a half-fit scorpion with its launchers still in the cargo-hold because "base is only one jump-bridge away, and the skill will be trained tomorrow to fit them". Seems an enemy fleet was in the process of reinforcing that jump-bridge as I came through it Second best was the "afk ishtar" that I lost to rats the first day I tried it out... worst thing, I wasn't even really afk, I was at my desk reading a book with one eye on the screen for hostiles entering local. Didn't realise I should also occasionally glance at my damage bars "eh, what, theres no-one else in local, why has my shield alert just sounded...oh". Not so afk as I thought Oh, my, done this so many times. In the times before sound alerts, IGÇÖd often be happily ratting/missioning whatever GÇª and be so focused on something (targeting, chatting, looking aimlessly at pretty spacescape, zooming into a distant star, rotating the camera) that IGÇÖd totally forget IGÇÖd not switched on any tank or even if I had, just realise in time that I was into Hull. Warp out with ~5% Hull left GÇª flames coming out from every direction. Possibly my embarrassing loss though (and most infuriating) was taking a Domi into a level 2 mission I think. I was all, ok, not sure what the mission is, but IGÇÖll be safe in a domi, whatever it can throw at me, so itGÇÖll be cool, and I can whizz through it. As whizzing through a bunch of missions was my aim for whatever reason. So, I fit it out, gallantly warp in and GÇª Scrambled by like ten frigates. Forgot to put in drones. Guns canGÇÖt hit the damn ships. Eventually the full mission spawns, as I sit there, immobile, and unable to warp GÇª and over possible the slowest 30-45minutes EVER the Domi slowly realises itGÇÖs inevitable fate, and dies. To a bunch of Atrons and a Vexor. Shame. The thing that got me was that from the first few seconds into it, I knew my fate, and my stupidity and the outcome. It was one of those occasions that mad me stop playing for a few weeks. Lol. "Lykouleon wrote: STOP TOUCHING ICONIC SHIP PARTS"
Mattpat139 Sukarala Black Fox Marauders Spaceship Bebop 11	Posted - 2015.01.07 13:29:13 - [118] - Quote Oh, why not I'll post with my main . Here's a wall of text for a long story. So, I had a friend in gal-mil by the name of {redacted} and he was training to become an fc (wasn't half bad for being a ceo as well) after i noticed my corp starting to go downhill, I joined his. It wasn't half, bad 2-5 close knit guys. Over time he began to get down on himself, but got really excited whenever we went wormhole exploring from our corner of lowsec. stopd fcing altogther shortly after . I told him after 2-3 weeks of this "I'll join the big corp in the alliance and you can go do what you want, we'll pass the corp to someones dead alt." . He said "thank you, I'll check with the other guys to make sure they agree". So he left on his journey and we went our seperate ways. About 3 weeks later he invites me to a convo. Apparently Zam Hunter (another FC in galmil) ganked his WH Legion. He wanted revenge and asked me to gather intel on Zam, I initially said "no, give me time to think". I sat and thought for an hour about how I could get paid without backstabbing on of my fellow militamen and one of our prominent leaders. I decided on feeding false intel. convo with him "accepted". I tell Him "I'll do it for 250 million minimum", one reply "done". I spent the next few hours storming up battleship fits and other shiny things (without fitting importation from eft this wouldn't be possible). I sent him 1 new fitting a week for 4 weeks. I asked the next time I saw he was online "Mind if i ask who's doing the dirty work?". He replied "camel empire however they require 7 billion for a price on this, anything else is spilt between us". "ok, how much more do you need?" I asked. "500 million". It's at this point i bit my lip to keep from laughing, knowing full well they'll hunt him from Black Rise to Cobalt Edge. With a smile I prepare one last fitting. 1 gila fit later I had 500 million, had protected Zam Hunter (had told him what happened) and stabbed one of my friends in the back for trying to betray the place he called home for 1 year prior. afaik camel empir might be hunting down my ex-ceo for 7 billion now (TL;DR Dont trust people who are loyal to gather your intel)
Iain Cariaba 852	Posted - 2015.01.07 20:37:54 - [119] - Quote Most embarassing thing I've ever done in EvE? I once agreed with Veers Belvar in a thread. Not even a long, hot shower made me feel clean after that one. EvE is hard. It's harder if you're stupid.
Vapor Ventrillian The Scope Gallente Federation 145	Posted - 2015.01.08 01:26:51 - [120] - Quote I Run the Scope Project, a entity many believe to be the height of stupidity The Evil Overlord of Scope, self elected as all good overlords should be

Scipio Artelius The Vendunari End of Life 29469	Posted - 2015.01.08 01:41:39 - [121] - Quote I was running a combat anomoly in Syndicate late one night in an Ishtar. Fell asleep. Woke up a couple of hours later and there were still rats present. Thought, gee that's funny. Warped back to station and docked. When my pod popped up on screen, I had a 4 am epiphany. Come Win At Eve - Join The Vendunari
Vaerah Vahrokha Vahrokh Consulting 5616	Posted - 2015.01.08 03:12:25 - [122] - Quote Thor Kerrigan wrote: So the idea is simple: post the most embarrassing, terrible, or secret thing that has happened involving you in EVE. Post with your main (if you dare) or random NPC alt, doesn't matter. I was a worse person before I started EvE than after 7 years of playing it. Who else could ever say the same? Auditing \| Collateral holding and insurance \| Consulting \| PLEX for Good Charity Twitter channel
Dersen Lowery Drinking in Station 1415	Posted - 2015.01.08 03:24:53 - [123] - Quote I logged in one evening in our wormhole only to be immediately collared by our FC. They were in nullsec, down a short chain, in combat. Armor DPS, now. OK, no problem. I grab something (a Prophecy, IIRC; maybe a VNI) and zip down the chain into nullsec... and the system is totally empty. "Where are you guys?" "We're in [some alphanumeric gibberish]. When can you be here?" "Let me see." I set destination to the specified system. 23 jumps. I took the wrong damn chain. Back up the chain all the way home, back down another chain, out into the proper exit only 5 jumps away, and... it's over. I'm bad enough that I don't often get embarrassed playing this game, but this was bad even for me. Proud founder and member of the Belligerent Desirables.
Vaerah Vahrokha Vahrokh Consulting 5616	Posted - 2015.01.08 03:37:20 - [124] - Quote Ah, I have another good one. In my first days, I spent all my money purchasing T2 small ships (Cheetahs and similar). I could not even fly a cruiser, my best was a T1 Rifter with MAPC aid. I formed a six fully expanded and rigged Mammoths (large T1 hauler) train to carry them. Of course with my humble newb pilots skills + expanders those took like 1 minute to align . Loaded to the brim, I merrily passed made 40 jumps with each, including passing from Uedama and whatsnot, destination Jita, where I'd resell them at a good profit. Incredibly enough, nobody popped them. Also, for reasons whose "logic" escaped myself, I thought the smartest idea EVER would have been to make those haulers meet at Uedama (yeah I was good at choices like that! ) with a fleet coming from Jita. So the first ones could go back to Minnie space quicker. And where in the heavens would I think to perform the swap? Since they were my first EvE weeks, all the ganking I knew happened at stations undocks (I had no idea passing through Uedama / Sivala is worse, yet). So I "smartly" thought: "well, I'll show those gankers my superiority: I am going to warp at 100 off a planet and swap the cargo there". I ejected EVERY single T2 ship, there was a little "cloud" around me. ...Surprise... ... every ejected T2 ship self assembled in space and became a neutral ship, ready for boarding. I tried to get them back inside the other haulers but no, it was not possible at all. They wouldn't magically repackage! I could not fly a single ship of those. For 34 days at a minimum (it was still the days of learning books etc. etc.)! Since apparently I had a keen sense for self inflicting torture, I managed to worsen the situation. I started spamming Uedama and 4-5 nearby systems (low sec included! ) with desperate requests for help. To get somebody to pilot those now neutral ships for me away from the planet to the nearest station. Thanks to the cold, harsh, selfish nature of EvE nobody cared to reply. Else I'd have learned what calling people and auto-gifting away T2 ships en masse is like... At this point... I learned the second EvE Law (the first being: "don't fly what you can't afford to lose"), that is: "the second you undock, consider your ship lost. If you get back in one piece, that's a welcome bonus". I then proceeded flying my empty haulers back to Minnie space, headbanging IRL walls and calling myself unrepeatable names. 34 days later, I passed back from Uedama. Just for the sake of curiosity, I bothered to fly to the planet where all my ships were abandoned more than 1 month ago, ripe for taking. And the incredible happened. Nobody cared to go take them. They were still all there! I still don't understand why, as back at the time ISK was not easy to come by (and PLEX did not exist) and those ships were quite expensive. But hey, who cares about logic, when the the lack of such logic just saved your ass? Therefore I spent a good time flying all those ships to the nearby station and learned more and more lessons about EvE in the process. Auditing \| Collateral holding and insurance \| Consulting \| PLEX for Good Charity Twitter channel
Iyokus Patrouette No Vacancies 248	Posted - 2015.01.08 03:46:08 - [125] - Quote We had just ganked some site runners in a wormhole, The pods got away but I had a bubbler on the high sec constantly bubbling their attempts at an exit. Constantly these pods warped to the highsec hole at range and warped away again. 'planet 9' one of the other guys said as he watched the pod make it's exit. I gave chase in my daredevil on my second account. Landing at planet 9 I see nothing. a few minutes pass and the pod comes back and warps off, once again i give chase. . . finding nothing. Eventually we catch the pod on his warp back to the highsec and kill him. Finally i stop and look at my main sitting by a poco wondering how i never found this pod. Turns out in my hurry i never jumped into our static and was just bouncing POCOs in my home system. Fear my awesomeness! ---- Advocate for the initiation of purple coloured wormholes----
Justin Zaine 114	Posted - 2015.01.08 06:06:03 - [126] - Quote I got recruitment scammed for 500 mil by Goonswarm. I got confused one day about which JC I was in, and self destructed my 1 bil + pod outside the Amarr hub for no apparent reason, probably thinking i was taking the pod express from a blank clone to an implanted one. I organized a ganking op for my corp. There were 4 or 5 of us. We went to Uedama and ganked a Magnate with 2 plex inside it. Both plex dropped, and nobody got the loot because I forgot to assign someone the task of loot-scooper. We all lost our ships to Concord and some random guy had a very nice day.
flaming phantom T.R.I.A.D Ushra'Khan 75	Posted - 2015.01.08 16:39:29 - [127] - Quote Lady Areola Fappington wrote: Worst confession ever, related to Eve. Bailed on an alliance op with a really crappy excuse. Actual reason for bailing was because spouse was feeling frisky. Engaged in marital relations. Forgot that I had teamspeak on at the time, set to voice activation, with laptop sitting on stand next to bed. Came back to eve later and got quite a few tips and suggestions on coital relations from corpmates. Wow, utterly epic. That would have been hilarious being on coms during that. I wonder, did none of them ever try to yell out at oyu anything, or were they all just laughing their asses off? All great men have mustaches
Horflimathien Aliastra Gallente Federation 0	Posted - 2015.01.08 16:50:06 - [128] - Quote I still can't fire T2 guns. I've been playing 7years..
Eurydia Vespasian Storm Hunters Disturbed Acquaintance 17632	Posted - 2015.01.08 19:46:37 - [129] - Quote I gave my cellphone number out to a couple eve players. Turns out that might not have been the best idea I ever had.
Legetus Shmoof Metallii Royal Black Watch Highlanders DARKNESS. 50	Posted - 2015.01.08 20:02:39 - [130] - Quote Once I tried to make a good profit flipping Myrmidons because there was a 10 or so millions isk difference between them. To my dismay, people kept putting up Myrmidons for the lower, closer to Jita, price. I wound up with 10 or so Myrms I'd have to sell for a loss :( Happy ending. Our CEO was leaving the game for a while, so he was running special versions of his signature Black Tie Affair (BTA) fleets that he's been running for 6 years (Handsome Millionaire Playboys is/was the corp). For this one, we ran nano curses and Myrmidons, courtesy of myself. You may not think it, but our fleet composition of Curses and Myrmidons was so good nobody wanted to actually engage us and they all ran away...

Dersen Lowery Drinking in Station 1416	Posted - 2015.01.08 21:44:33 - [131] - Quote So many fails... I had never played an MMO before EVE, so I knew nothing. Nobody explicitly told me that you had to look at your standings to see what kind of missions you could run, and the Agent Finder didn't exist at the time, so I ran level 1 missions for two months. I used blaster Catalysts for everything, before either blasters or Catalysts were buffed, because I liked the hull and the fact that you had to dogfight to do anything. Never mind that I was terrible at it. I even used cargo-expanded Catalysts as haulers. During that time, I also managed to screw up this character for a long time afterward by training everything to 3. And I mean everything. Dersen's terrible at things he's never even tried to do, like industry. Fortunately, he's pretty good at what he does do by now. We lived in Devoid for a while, when I'd been in the game for about 3 months. I thought sec status was much more important than it actually is, so I dreaded taking my little shopping Catalyst through the big, dark, scary 0.2 system. I much preferred the 0.4 system, which was brighter and made me feel safe because, hey, it's almost high sec! I wondered why comms got silent when I cheerfully explained my reasoning. The 0.4 system was Amamake. We joined a nullsec coalition which was about 100 different kinds of fail, but I wasn't helping. I flew armor and hybrids. They ordered me into a Drake. I frantically trained the skills until I was a crappy Drake pilot. Then they ordered me into a Megathron. I had never flown a battleship. By the time my ship lumbered clumsily toward our lowsec staging system, I had Gallente Battleship 2 and Large Hybrid Turret 3. I had no business flying that thing. The FC ordered short range BS's. I derped and grabbed my long range BS. Then he changed his mind at the last minute and ordered long range, and I was good to go--which was good, because otherwise it would have been another 8 jumps to get the other one. We roamed around losing ships to gate rats for a while. I started to fall behind because my navigation skills were trained to 3, but I always managed to catch up. We ended up pathetically failing to threaten one single service belonging to an enemy station... in long range battleships, before getting badly trolled by a Thanatos. Anyway, I get shy around large groups, and I was a high sec carebear, so when I logged in one day and got a fleet invite, I accepted it blindly. You know the rest of the story: Suddenly I'm in warp. Suddenly I'm surrounded by reds. There was nothing to do but say 'Hi!' in Local and then log off, figuring that there was no way I'd survive anyway. I didn't sleep well that night. The next morning, I was quite surprised to find myself back where I was, in my pod, but I didn't want to talk to anyone because oh god that kill mail. Proud founder and member of the Belligerent Desirables.
Gogela Freeport Exploration Loosely Affiliated Pirates Alliance 3309	Posted - 2015.01.08 21:51:00 - [132] - Quote Best: I have an HQ station in lowsec where I keep most of my assets. I broke out a scanning ship to test out a new fit and found a wormhole in my home system. Go in, and see a ton of T3 manufacturing arrays on a large POS. I made bookmarks, and researched the corp that owned it. I found most of the members of that corp on killboards, and added them all as contacts (they were all variations of the same name). I figured this whole thing was being run by one dude, and he'd be slow to react. Maybe I could catch a mining fleet out or something? Anyway, after hours of meta stalking and bookmark making, I was about to wrap it all when they all logged in at once. I put my scanning ship off the POS and saw my target taking out hoarder after hoarder. He had found the lowsec wormhole which would put him one jump from empire. He was doing a loot/supply run. I got into my Onyx and killed a bunch on both sides of the WH when they tried to make their run. I got another trying to come back in with POS parts. I made billions on that hit. I even had a great convo with the guy operating those accounts. (He was rich enough that it was 'cost of doing business' and didn't care too much... apparently...) It was all the time I put into the hunt that made the payoff so sweet. It was a unique EvE experience for me. Worst: So at a poorer time in my New Eden life, I decided to take some mods and stuff to our station in Esoteria. How much did I put into my Badger Mk. II (Tyra)? Everything I had, of course. About 1.4 billion rolling through nullsec in an uninsured T1 indy. Yup. Well I made it all the way to Esoteria w/o incident, but ran into some pirates 6 jumps from my destination. Whereas another might hit a planet at 70 and cloak / hide / wait, I got impatient and tried to outrun them. ...because stabs, right? I made it all the way to my destination system, and then lost the ship and pod on the gate. Ouch. It was crushing at the time... but I recovered. ...in time.
Tonai Kion Second Battlegroup Nerfed Alliance Go Away 16	Posted - 2015.01.09 01:57:36 - [133] - Quote I was part of a HERO coalition fleet flying my shiny new Tengu. I had just spent the past 3 weeks getting the skills up for it and had just gotten enough ISK to purchase it. However I made the mistake of going into fleet on my laptop instead of my desktop. About 10 seconds into the battle I noticed I had issues locking and unlocking targets and my guns weren't firing, or they were firing at the wrong target. Then after about 15 minutes, I notice the enemy fleet starts locking me up and I naturally broadcast for reps. "Tonai Kion you are too far away from the Logi. Anchor up we can't lock you." Panic mode starts I notice I'm careening into the enemy fleet with full afterburner. I start taking damage. "Tonai Anchor back up now! you are going to die." I'm clicking like a madman trying to get back into fleet. "WTF is wrong with this guy." "He's not getting any SRP for being stupid." I predictably die soon after. 700 mil lost because I chose to use the wrong computer like a scrub. Final jokes on them though, I don't qualify for Brave SRP anyway, and NAGA doesn't SRP Tengus.
Jooma Moloko Native Freshfood Minmatar Republic 0	Posted - 2015.01.09 09:50:06 - [134] - Quote I saw my first Cyno appear. "oh nice" I thought - so I warped to zero to investigate. "This looks cool" i thought.... started to orbit the condor that put it there. Suddenly lots of ships appeared. Lots. Then i was yellow boxed by all these battleships. Then I sploded horribly in an instant kinda way. I spammed warp on pod and got to an outgate to see in local - "Hi - What have we learnt today?" I was so full of chagrin I did not reply and made a note that Cyno's are bad m'mkay and went back with my tail between my legs. This was at the start of my Null sec fun and games but I think I am still ******....
Cancel Align NOW Imperial Shipment Amarr Empire 395	Posted - 2015.01.09 10:13:30 - [135] - Quote Through out my eve time I have been a member of numerous trading channels/groups. Back in the days of insurance fraud I managed to talk a player who was getting into building T1 battlecruisers to knock out 100 hurricanes for me at Rens buy -5%. I then proceeded to undock and self destruct each one. Needless to say I was not very subtle and did this on the same alt that purchased them. Whilst I was busy doing this I failed to notice the seller log in. I did notice when Rens local filled up with profanity. From memory my profit from each one was approximately 2.1mil. Would do again.
A3aaN Shimaya Interstellar ORE INC. Independent Stars Allied Forces 2	Posted - 2015.01.09 10:47:42 - [136] - Quote Just playing EVE for 2 months now and wondering why I haven't started earlier
Varathius Blood Fountain Massacre LOADED-DICE 143	Posted - 2015.01.09 11:37:21 - [137] - Quote lost a 5 bio isk fitted Nightmare to rats back in the days when they were expensive because I fell asleep due to eve music.
Crystalline Entity Outdated Host Productions Talos Coalition 6	Posted - 2015.01.09 11:46:12 - [138] - Quote Lost a carrier to a level 5 mission in Nandeza.... One of those ones with masses of frigate sized ships that damp you. A friend came to save me in a Nyx but he said later because I was so calm on teamspeak he didn't think to bring his triage archon instead! Was hilarious, still is.. was a couple of years ago now.
Feyd Rautha Harkonnen Lords.Of.Midnight The Devil's Warrior Alliance 1741	Posted - 2015.01.09 16:05:26 - [139] - Quote Hubris. F Would you like to know more?
Sol Project I'm So Meta Even This Acronym 2779	Posted - 2015.01.09 16:17:52 - [140] - Quote Feyd Rautha Harkonnen wrote: Hubris. F Still seeing "Insurance fraud" ... Ladies of New Eden YC 117 by Indahmawar Fazmarai Warning: NSFW! Barely legal girls in underwear! Diana Kim > AND THIS IS WHY THE FEDERATION MUST BE DESTROYED!!

Ramona McCandless The McCandless Clan 7242	Posted - 2015.01.09 16:32:08 - [141] - Quote Best confession: I pushed Billy down the stairs Worst confession: I think he's Joe Phoenix' long lost son. Making him my relation too. "Yea, some dude came in and was normal for first couple months, so I gave him director." - Sean Dunaway
Thanatos Marathon Phoibe Enterprises 384	Posted - 2015.01.09 16:34:24 - [142] - Quote Worst: Instead of teaching people about API security I used fulled APIs to build a web of more APIs to monitor people that were in Gal Mil and external entities once they left. It was handy but felt dirty. I deleted them all when I retired and informed a few people to start training their members on API security. Best: Helping coordinate taking the entire Gal/Cal warzone. That was an absolute blast.
WaTeR Ubersnol TURN LEFT The Camel Empire 7	Posted - 2015.01.09 19:40:30 - [143] - Quote Mattpat139 Sukarala wrote: Oh, why not I'll post with my main . Here's a wall of text for a long story. So, I had a friend in gal-mil by the name of {redacted} and he was training to become an fc (wasn't half bad for being a CEO as well) after i noticed my corp starting to go downhill, I joined his. It wasn't half bad, 2-5 close knit guys. Over time he began to get down on himself, but got really excited whenever we went wormhole exploring from our corner of lowsec. stopped fcing altogether shortly after . I told him after 2-3 weeks of this "I'll join the big corp in the alliance and you can go do what you want, we'll pass the corp to someones dead alt." . He said "thank you, I'll check with the other guys to make sure they agree". So he left on his journey and we went our seperate ways. About 3 weeks later he invites me to a convo. Apparently Zam Hunter (another FC in galmil) ganked his WH Legion. He wanted revenge and asked me to gather intel on Zam, I initially said "no, give me time to think". I sat and thought for an hour about how I could get paid without backstabbing one of my fellow militiamen and one of our prominent leaders. I decided on feeding false intel. convo with him "accepted". I tell Him "I'll do it for 250 million minimum", one reply "done". I spent the next few hours storming up battleship fits and other shiny things (without fitting importation from eft this wouldn't be possible). I sent him 1 new fitting a week for 4 weeks. I asked the next time I saw he was online "Mind if i ask who's doing the dirty work?". He replied "Camel Empire however, they require 7 billion for a price on this, anything else is split between us". "ok, how much more do you need?" I asked. "500 million". It's at this point I bit my lip to keep from laughing, knowing full well they'll hunt him from Black Rise to Cobalt Edge. With a smile I prepare one last fitting. 1 Gila fit later I had 500 million, had protected Zam Hunter (had told him what happened) and stabbed one of my friends in the back for trying to betray the place he called home for 1 year prior. afaik Camel Empire might be hunting down my ex-CEO for 7 billion now (TL;DR Don't trust people who are loyal to gather your intel) Confirming we are hunting this dude for 7 bil..........
Agent Unknown Night Theifs DamnedNation 2	Posted - 2015.01.09 20:21:04 - [144] - Quote First few months of playing I joined a corp, so I stuffed everything I owned into a badger and flew to the system. One jump out, I mistakenly jump into a 0.4 system because I wasn't paying attention (overtired or distracted...). Slowboated 12 km (no AB or MWD..ha) and jumped out with about ~12 in system. After that first adrenaline rush, I was hooked on Eve.
Kharaxus CareBear Initiations The Foundation To Protect Endangered CareBears 80	Posted - 2015.01.09 20:38:38 - [145] - Quote WaTeR Ubersnol wrote: Mattpat139 Sukarala wrote: Oh, why not I'll post with my main . Here's a wall of text for a long story. So, I had a friend in gal-mil by the name of {redacted} and he was training to become an fc (wasn't half bad for being a CEO as well) after i noticed my corp starting to go downhill, I joined his. It wasn't half bad, 2-5 close knit guys. Over time he began to get down on himself, but got really excited whenever we went wormhole exploring from our corner of lowsec. stopped fcing altogether shortly after . I told him after 2-3 weeks of this "I'll join the big corp in the alliance and you can go do what you want, we'll pass the corp to someones dead alt." . He said "thank you, I'll check with the other guys to make sure they agree". So he left on his journey and we went our seperate ways. About 3 weeks later he invites me to a convo. Apparently Zam Hunter (another FC in galmil) ganked his WH Legion. He wanted revenge and asked me to gather intel on Zam, I initially said "no, give me time to think". I sat and thought for an hour about how I could get paid without backstabbing one of my fellow militiamen and one of our prominent leaders. I decided on feeding false intel. convo with him "accepted". I tell Him "I'll do it for 250 million minimum", one reply "done". I spent the next few hours storming up battleship fits and other shiny things (without fitting importation from eft this wouldn't be possible). I sent him 1 new fitting a week for 4 weeks. I asked the next time I saw he was online "Mind if i ask who's doing the dirty work?". He replied "Camel Empire however, they require 7 billion for a price on this, anything else is split between us". "ok, how much more do you need?" I asked. "500 million". It's at this point I bit my lip to keep from laughing, knowing full well they'll hunt him from Black Rise to Cobalt Edge. With a smile I prepare one last fitting. 1 Gila fit later I had 500 million, had protected Zam Hunter (had told him what happened) and stabbed one of my friends in the back for trying to betray the place he called home for 1 year prior. afaik Camel Empire might be hunting down my ex-CEO for 7 billion now (TL;DR Don't trust people who are loyal to gather your intel) Confirming we are hunting this dude for 7 bil.......... Kick his butt.
Jenshae Chiroptera The Volition Cult 856	Posted - 2015.02.04 02:57:51 - [146] - Quote I took a single scimitar to a gang fight and believed at least a scythe would join us. Helped make a Sleipner and Ishtar run from some miners. (Short stories, really just a bump because I want more stories from you guys.) CSM Ten movement for change. CCP - Building ant hills and magnifying glasses for fat kids. Status: Rabid carebear Blog
Komodo Askold No Code of Conduct Fluffeh Bunneh Murder Squad 287	Posted - 2015.02.04 12:20:02 - [147] - Quote I once lost a Phantasm. In a L3 mission. Which was in lowsec, and which I accepted. I even tried to salvage. Cue the Loki The only good thing is that I was using dual LASB's, so it took him quite some time to do the job. I didn't have enough DPS though...
Leannor Central Builders Incorporated Northern Associates. 81	Posted - 2015.02.04 13:07:29 - [148] - Quote Agent Unknown wrote: First few months of playing I joined a corp, so I stuffed everything I owned into a badger and flew to the system. One jump out, I mistakenly jump into a 0.4 system because I wasn't paying attention (overtired or distracted...). Slow boated 12 km (no AB or MWD..ha) and jumped out with about ~12 in system. After that first adrenaline rush, I was hooked on Eve. That will definitely do it. Once I was (pre warp to zero) travelling through tenerifis to empire with a hold full of Promethium, or simillar. Got about halfway and jumped into a gate that my scout had just been through and cleared. Uncloaked, and set for warp to other gate. While I was taking the usual 'age' to get into warp a gang of around a dozen entered system. "Oh ***" I thought. And the adrenaline started flowing (it would pump later on!). Got in to warp seconds later and arrived at the gate promptly. Turned on the MWD and legged it to the gate praying I'd reach it before they warped in. I was, rightly, assuming they were locals and would have BM's on the gate. I reached the gate and clicked jump, as a cloud of neuts surrounded me. I knew what would be waiting for me the other side of the gate, so I just closed my eyes for a few seconds till the jump sound died away. I opened my eyes, to find I was not yet decloaked. Ok, so the odds were possibly in my favour there as the random thing spreads us all out. The next challenge was worse. They started decloaking and shunting out drones, orbiting the gate at 20. I had one card to get out safely. The transport I was in had a cloak - for just such un occurrence. Finally I was going to test it - if I could keep my hands steady enough to direct myself manually (no 'align to' back then either), thus decloak, hit the MWD, and hit Cloak. THis I managed to do ... and amazingly I did it quick enough to avoid any targeting, Phew ... That was the difficult part. Now came the hard part. Knowing that there was total sht-all I could do, I sat back and zoomed out and waited. Waited for the ships to come close, and the drones to whizz up to me. Right at the start they re-directed themselves to where I'd briefly appeared. I could see them all making a bee line for the place I'd just left behind. The god's must have been on my side that day, for the closest any then can was 7K from me. How on earth they missed me ... I'll never know. But watching them circle the gate ever further, was nerve wracking. I waited almost a full hour getting plenty away from the gate (they were still circling the gate etc, not to mention the taunts in local about how I should give up as they'll find me anyway, and the rest), and then decided to align to a Planet. My plan to warp and cloak, then log. Cowardly? Maybe, but my cargo was pricey and I wanted to keep it. Lol. I reckon I must have been around 100K from them when I finally decided that I was correctly aligned to a planet (that would also be one of several planets in a tight group, a minor attempt to confuse them if they decided to track my path). The Adrenalin pumped this time (see, told you) as I prepared to uncloak, in full view, and (probably) within targeting range of at least one or two. Weirdly, I was so nervous and focused on what I was trying to do, that during all this time IGÇÖd not actually checked to see what class of ships there were! I just knew they had guns, and at least one was a big mofo GÇô in a hauler you donGÇÖt need to know more than that. I double checked I was aligned, at max speed allowed under cloak, and held my breath. Hit the uncloak, hit warp GÇªand prayed. The locks happened pretty damn smart. Within milliseconds it seemed I had three or four locked on me GÇª just as warp kicked in and I was gone. Thank god for that!. I eventually logged back on some hours later, they were gone. And I restarted my journey (with alt scout). I had around ten jumps left and the route was clear GÇô until the choke system, obviously. The scout went in. He was expendable so he found the entrance was clear, and for the hell of it went to check the exit into lo-sec. Amazingly, it was clear as well! Amazingly, because the same group of nasty types were in local! I thought I had one shot. This was the quietest IGÇÖd known this area anyway, and I thought GÇ£ok, theyGÇÖre not GÇÿsetupGÇÖ on a camp, so just maybe IGÇÖll catch them mid warp or something and get out. I did, for this particular gate, have a warp to zero BM ready (who wouldnGÇÖt) and so I thought as long as the enterance is clear, I should be ok. So. Low breathing again and I went in. Gate was clear, activate warp to exit gate. The system whizzes past, and I arrive at the gate and GÇª. Nothing. Nothing worked. I stared in amazement as my alt warped in afterwards. He could see my hauler motionless in space. I had succumbed to a damn gate bug thing at the time and I was frozen out. Through my haulers eyes I could see the gang warp in. In seconds they dispatched me. After all that GÇª however I had one more trick. I knew this was a bug, so I thought IGÇÖd try my luck. Petition filed. They came back quickly saying that they would provide replacement. For some GÇÿbizarreGÇÖ reason they could replace the ship, and anything that didnGÇÖt drop in the can. I mean, seriously, their excuse for doubling up on a couple of mining lasers in the game is a bit GÇÿjobs-worthGÇÖ but hey, GÇª I was just amazed that none of the Moon mins had dropped in the cargo. Lol. CCP dumped it all in a system near the choke point some days later. Which reminds me, IGÇÖve still not been back to collect it GÇª must remember to do that one day. "Lykouleon wrote: STOP TOUCHING ICONIC SHIP PARTS"
Luna Arindale Ubuntu Inc. The Fourth District 49	Posted - 2015.02.04 17:42:50 - [149] - Quote I spent a good few months last year making money off of a single retriever pilot. He would die 2-3 times every week and buy my 30 mil isk retrievers. I never taught him how to avoid pirates, I just let him die and make me money.
Seven Koskanaiken Brave Newbies Inc. Brave Collective 1400	Posted - 2015.02.04 18:18:54 - [150] - Quote In half the corps I been in I would have been happy to spy if anyone asked me to. Whenever someone says 'be chill it's just a game' I nod and agree but secretly there are people I've come across I would break out the champagne if I heard a misfortune happened to them IRL. I once lost a battleship in lowsec because I fit an afterburner when trying to cloak+mwd travel. Lost a 2 bil isk tengu because I went back for 2000 missiles I left in a can at a site. I've joined corps with the full intention of stealing but didn't do it when I liked the people and they still don't know. Failed as logi anchor because I was watching pron someone sent but blamed it on cat aggro. Wasted GM time by filing frivolous petitions. I once mined because I was bored.

NovaCat13 Full Spectrum Inc Greater Western Co-Prosperity Sphere 7	Posted - 2015.02.04 18:34:16 - [151] - Quote When I was still a young naive man and everyone told me how awesome ECM was... It haunts my every waking moment.
Celthric Kanerian Ascendance Of New Eden Workers Trade Federation 223	Posted - 2015.02.04 19:12:40 - [152] - Quote Running a couple of kilometers home while attending a concert because I got a brillant idea about how to fit a Navy Slicer...
Nikodiemus Jokulhlaup 71	Posted - 2015.02.04 22:42:12 - [153] - Quote I FC best when drunk. I've stolen from every alliance I have ever been in except 1.
Demerius Xenocratus Federal Defense Union Gallente Federation 39	Posted - 2015.02.04 23:35:09 - [154] - Quote So I was solo roaming in lowsec in my single ancillary tanked Thorax of doom, when suddenly A WILD WORM APPEARS. For some reason I don't exactly remember I was already at an asteroid belt or warp to one, and promptly got myself tackled. If I recall correctly his fit had empty highs so all of his dps was from drones; he began to orbit at about 25k and set a pair of drones on me. Seeing as how those two drones represented the entirety of his 180-220 DPS, I began to web/scram and explode them while thrashing about like a madman with my overheated ancillary and MWD. And then the Worm pilot slammed into a nearby asteroid right as I once again tried to slingshot him doing about 2800 m/s. Bounced off rock straight into my Thorax, I applied scram/web and the full fury of 5 medium blasters followed in short order by the Worm pilot leaving in his pod. I opened the wreck, scooped 200M in faction loot and before I could escape was once again tackled by his corpmate in a Crow mumbling something in local about "dropping the loot." An Arazu also joined the party, but was either not fit with a scram or bad because I was able to slingshot out of the interceptor's point and warp to gate, giving them a good wave in local as I jumped into highsec with loot worth about 7x my total ship value. If you ever do anything so old school cliche as fight at an asteroid belt, remember the risks of trusting the "orbit at range" option.
ShahFluffers Ice Fire Warriors Snuffed Out 7260	Posted - 2015.02.05 00:35:36 - [155] - Quote Oh god... there is a LIST of "bad" things I have done. - I used to run and manage mining operations. - I once killed a corpmember younger than myself for giggles. - I have fallen for the ISK-doubling scam. - I have fallen for the margin-trading scam. - I have lost an Ishtar, Dominix, and almost lost a Macheriel doing level 4 missions. - I once had a newbie light a cyno for my carrier (carrying billions of ISk worth of stuff). He lit it outside of docking range while a hostile pirate gang was in the area. I had to slowboat into docking range. I barely made it. - I once played a drinking game with my fleet; take a drink each time we killed something and a shot if you died. We then encountered a large Brave Newbie frigate fleet (back when they really were newbies). We killed most of them before all dying in a fire. I don't remember logging off. - I once whored onto my CEO's dying carrier. - I tried to make a smartbombing Tristan "work." It doesn't. - I have Remote Repped enemies by accident. - I once Remote Repped AND shot at a miner whose corporation I was at war with... just to see how much it could tank. - When my CEO passed out, drunk, on his keyboard he forgot to dock his destroyer... in the middle of an active FW warzone. Others and myself bumped him off-grid so he had a chance to survive... but I shot his ship anyways "just in case." - I have sold the corpses of my corpmates to their enemies... for ISK and giggles. - I have engaged Pandemic Legion sub-caps in a skirmish fight even though the bulk of their capital and supercapital force was one system over. - I once fit a 1MN Microwarpdrive on a cruiser and engaged a hostile force. I only found out what I had done AFTER it was all over I and had redocked. - I overloaded my Capital RRs "just to see how much more I could rep." The repair bill cost just as much as the reps themselves. - I once took part in a fleet that was being FC'ed by someone not even in-game! He was just giving us orders via a Ventrilo app on his phone... while he was driving... at work. None of us died. - I have GCC'ed next to a stargate... in a frigate... multiple times... I can keep going. Change isn't bad, but it isn't always good. Sometimes, the oldest and most simple of things can be the most elegant and effective. "How did you veterans start?"
Gregor Parud Ordo Ardish 1050	Posted - 2015.02.05 11:32:36 - [156] - Quote When I started playing we got wardecced by GHSC and I actually got on a kill on one of them (as in I leeched onto it), and because of that same war I moved to low sec to do belt ratting in my Caracal. My, then, female char got tackled by Ander and his gang who after chatting to me let me go without me paying any ransom. "pay us 5 mil" "I don't have 5 mil, I'm new" (lie) "ask your corp mates" "I just joined them a few days ago, they won't give it to me" (lie) "hmmm, nice char you have. Oh well"
Leannor Central Builders Incorporated Northern Associates. 82	Posted - 2015.02.05 11:40:52 - [157] - Quote Gregor Parud wrote: When I started playing we got wardecced by GHSC and I actually got on a kill on one of them (as in I leeched onto it), and because of that same war I moved to low sec to do belt ratting in my Caracal. My, then, female char got tackled by Ander and his gang who after chatting to me let me go without me paying any ransom. "pay us 5 mil" "I don't have 5 mil, I'm new" (lie) "ask your corp mates" "I just joined them a few days ago, they won't give it to me" (lie) "hmmm, nice char you have. Oh well" this story must also be a lie, they let you go! Wow! That like never happens! Honourable piewats!! lol. ;-) You is so lucky!! "Lykouleon wrote: STOP TOUCHING ICONIC SHIP PARTS"
Gregor Parud Ordo Ardish 1050	Posted - 2015.02.05 11:53:30 - [158] - Quote It was in 2005, they literally went "hmm nice looking char", asked me if I was female so I said yes and they let me go :P
Crystalline Entity Outdated Host Productions Talos Coalition 6	Posted - 2015.02.05 12:30:28 - [159] - Quote ShahFluffers wrote: Oh god... there is a LIST of "bad" things I have done. - I once took part in a fleet that was being FC'ed by someone not even in-game! He was just giving us orders via a Ventrilo app on his phone... while he was driving... at work. None of us died. Okay, that deserves reps.
Amenophis Thebian State War Academy Caldari State 0	Posted - 2015.02.05 12:57:47 - [160] - Quote Confession of an peacefull Player ... At First: All my chars (12 on 4 accounts) are indu chars ... means they mine, produce (in different locations, 4 of them in null), haul, do some missions and are happy. now my Confession: After 16 month of playing .... they have all 0 (zero) kill. And this is GREAT The high sec chars have all positiv standing to ALL Empires.... Also my losses ....... are really small...

Brutus Utama Fusion Enterprises Ltd Shadow of xXDEATHXx 2	Posted - 2015.02.05 13:23:07 - [161] - Quote I once bought a Gila..... started the trip home there was a short cut through low sec i thought it would be fine as it was clear on the way through.... so i jumped in.... and got mullered by frigates..... quite embarrasing since the total frig cost was maybe less than 60-70M.... to my 500M gila
Enyalie Namazoth 24	Posted - 2015.02.05 13:39:51 - [162] - Quote Not very much upsets me, but I remeber this to my end of days. Bought a T1 Hauler for 700 million ISK
Gregor Parud Ordo Ardish 1053	Posted - 2015.02.05 17:00:49 - [163] - Quote Enyalie wrote: Not very much upsets me, but I remeber this to my end of days. Bought a T1 Hauler for 700 million ISK Well, that explains your face.
ShahFluffers Ice Fire Warriors Snuffed Out 7268	Posted - 2015.02.05 18:03:19 - [164] - Quote Gregor Parud wrote: Enyalie wrote: Not very much upsets me, but I remeber this to my end of days. Bought a T1 Hauler for 700 million ISK Well, that explains your face. You have it the other way around. Change isn't bad, but it isn't always good. Sometimes, the oldest and most simple of things can be the most elegant and effective. "How did you veterans start?"
Lfod Shi Lfod's Ratting and Salvage 229	Posted - 2015.02.05 18:21:00 - [165] - Quote I only get pew pewie when drinking moonshine. GÖ¬ They'll always be bloodclaws to me GÖ½
Sean Parisi Fugutive Task Force A T O N E M E N T 606	Posted - 2015.02.05 18:26:01 - [166] - Quote I came out of a wormhole and saw a retriever when I was new. With my stealth bomber I engaged - only to be blown up by Concord.
Ravyxx The Scope Gallente Federation 0	Posted - 2015.02.05 21:19:00 - [167] - Quote I once bought a Berserker I drone for 430 mill in UMI-KK thinking it cost 430k. Just hoping the seller wasnt an inactive account. Expencive way to learn to double and tripple-check prices before buying anything.
Erika Mizune The Soul Society DeepSpace. 992	Posted - 2015.02.06 00:09:34 - [168] - Quote When I was on one of my alt during the burn jita event, I got trigger happy and forgot to update my clone when I got podded almost 4 times (iirc) and lost a bunch of SP's >.< ... Ouch much? -hides in shame- DJ Yumene of Eve Radio \| Erika Mizune/Yumene for CSM X \| Eve Radio \| MMO Parody Music
Enyalie Namazoth 26	Posted - 2015.02.06 02:22:25 - [169] - Quote Gregor Parud wrote: Enyalie wrote: Not very much upsets me, but I remeber this to my end of days. Bought a T1 Hauler for 700 million ISK Well, that explains your face. Sorry, can't find an excuse for yours.
Nienko Fabbit Perkone Caldari State 0	Posted - 2015.02.06 11:23:15 - [170] - Quote Watched youtube about Circadian Seekers, te guy said they dont soot back. Try to engage one in high sec and got poped before I could warp out. Ratting while drunk in null sec, getting ganked and not realising wtf happened until next morning..

JackknifedII The Congregation 64	Posted - 2015.02.06 14:54:36 - [171] - Quote Going back about 9 years Bought my first BS, a typhoon. It cost me all my isk and I had sold everything I owned, and I was very proud of it's dustbin-ish looks. Suffice to say I had no where near the skills I would need to use it properly, but who cares, it was massive. Ofc, every good ship needs good insurance, so I fit some mining lasers, and 4 torp launchers and head to the belts. In warps a can flipping merlin, and he flips my can. The damned cheek! I won't stand for that! He is but a fly to my mighty elephant, and I shall swat him with my trunk! Well the opposite happens, my torpedoes are completely ineffective while he orbits and plinks away at my death machine. There is nothing I can do, so I appeal to my flatmates (who are also my corp mates) to come to my aid. Instead, they come and stand in my room and watch, while laughing at me. The ordeal lasted at least 10 minutes before my once mighty ship exploded in a flash of blue. And there I was, iskless, and mining in a noobship so that I could buy a frigate. Pleasingly, I was treated to a cup of tea by one of my flatmates. The other, however, called me a noob and suggested my time would be better spent by unblocking the toilet. Minmatar....we are generally unpleasant to be around....
Debora Tsung Die Woge des Wahnsinns Greater Western Co-Prosperity Sphere 1473	Posted - 2015.02.06 15:32:55 - [172] - Quote Andreus Ixiris wrote: Stories from the twilight zone. Hilarious you just made my day, thank you! Stupidity should be a bannable offense. Fighting back is more fun than not. Sticky: AFK Cloaking Thread It's not pretty, but it's there.
Leannor Central Builders Incorporated Northern Associates. 86	Posted - 2015.02.06 15:35:13 - [173] - Quote JackknifedII wrote: Going back about 9 years Bought my first BS, a typhoon. It cost me all my isk and I had sold everything I owned, and I was very proud of it's dustbin-ish looks. Suffice to say I had no where near the skills I would need to use it properly, but who cares, it was massive. Ofc, every good ship needs good insurance, so I fit some mining lasers, and 4 torp launchers and head to the belts. In warps a can flipping merlin, and he flips my can. The damned cheek! I won't stand for that! He is but a fly to my mighty elephant, and I shall swat him with my trunk! Well the opposite happens, my torpedoes are completely ineffective while he orbits and plinks away at my death machine. There is nothing I can do, so I appeal to my flatmates (who are also my corp mates) to come to my aid. Instead, they come and stand in my room and watch, while laughing at me. The ordeal lasted at least 10 minutes before my once mighty ship exploded in a flash of blue. And there I was, iskless, and mining in a noobship so that I could buy a frigate. Pleasingly, I was treated to a cup of tea by one of my flatmates. The other, however, called me a noob and suggested my time would be better spent by unblocking the toilet. ha, like it. ;) Reminds me of the same story when I bought my Geddon, my first BS, in Nov 2004. Named it the golden eagle. Was in service in PURE as we colonised Vale of Silent for about three years until I got my second Geddon, upon when it got retired. I still have it. Now is even more glistening glory thanks to the graphic updates. :) "Lykouleon wrote: STOP TOUCHING ICONIC SHIP PARTS"
Magmain The Sweet Roll Cooperative 0	Posted - 2015.02.06 18:25:35 - [174] - Quote Different Characters, but about a year ago I fitted 3 mackinaws and attempted to drone gank people outside Amarr undock. Was beautiful, but sadly short lived.
Kamahl Daikun Perkone Caldari State 41	Posted - 2015.02.06 21:28:29 - [175] - Quote I was but a lowly ninja salvager trying to get money to buy a Raven. I probed down some guy running a Lvl 4. So I went back to station, hopped in my Noctis, and warped over there. Immediately when I entered the room, he started burning towards me. Dragging all the rats with him. When he was close enough, he warped off. The rats scram'd me and I lost my Noctis. ;___;
Private Panacan 245	Posted - 2015.02.06 23:00:00 - [176] - Quote The only person i've ever scammed was a 7 year vet who subsequently quit the game right after I feel worse over missing a pod kill while typing this than the fact he quit ( over a mere 400mil )
SpoonRECKLESS Radio Roamers Retirement Eve Radio Alliance 197	Posted - 2015.02.06 23:50:30 - [177] - Quote I lost a Falcon to fighters, Wasn't even pointed and I was aligned and I had time to see them coming, And Fc did say to warp off we lost fight. Blue
Ria Nieyli Alexylva Paradox Low-Class 31413	Posted - 2015.02.07 02:52:52 - [178] - Quote Worst: Playing without having booted myself up properly, leading to pod and ship losses, as well as scamming myself out of 50m isk on a contract. Could be worse I guess. Best: Meeting many cool people ingame.
ISD Dorrim Barstorlode ISD Community Communications Liaisons 4239	Posted - 2015.02.11 02:41:30 - [179] - Quote Removed an offensive post. ISD Dorrim Barstorlode Captain Community Communication Liaisons (CCLs) Interstellar Services Department
Falken Falcon 31563	Posted - 2015.02.11 07:30:24 - [180] - Quote Worst: My first pvp kill was in a tengu Bonus: I have Mining forman V Best: I held a command ship and a legion with a blackbird on a random celestial, till my fleet could get there. I survived with few points in my hull Aye, Sea Turtles

Leannor Central Builders Incorporated Northern Associates. 103	Posted - 2015.02.11 09:19:47 - [181] - Quote Falken Falcon wrote: Worst: My first pvp kill was in a tengu Bonus: I have Mining forman V I disgust myself sometimes Best: I held a command ship and a loki with a blackbird on a random celestial, till my fleet could get there. I survived with few points in my hull those are moments EVE was made for, and subbed for. "Lykouleon wrote: STOP TOUCHING ICONIC SHIP PARTS"
Akirei Scytale Okami Syndicate 3482	Posted - 2015.02.11 09:29:38 - [182] - Quote Once, a station killed me. I had forgotten that the stations in NPC nullsec have guns and do not appreciate being shot.
Leannor Central Builders Incorporated Northern Associates. 103	Posted - 2015.02.11 09:33:28 - [183] - Quote Akirei Scytale wrote: Once, a station killed me. I had forgotten that the stations in NPC nullsec have guns and do not appreciate being shot. they do? ... learn something new everyday! "Lykouleon wrote: STOP TOUCHING ICONIC SHIP PARTS"
Thor Kerrigan Guardians of Asceticism Carebear Abortion Clinic 633	Posted - 2015.02.13 00:36:00 - [184] - Quote 10 pages and going strong. I read them all and I gotta say, some of the ones mentionned give an awful d+¬j+á vu... So here's another: My main started a while ago going the Caldari route (Kestrel, Caracal, Drake...) until I had finally trained into an awesome ship, the Tengu. Since I played in lowsec at the time, it made sense to have a rather mobile ship instead of the CNR for my PVE. Then, once I realized this ship was great for PVP, it ended up being a running gag in my corp how I kept losing Tengus. The funny part is how every loss was quite different from the others: 1. Lost doing PVP going after L5 missioners Their Domi came back as a bait neut domi and waited at 0. - New lesson: the power of the neut Domi. 2. Lost doing 'unconsensual' PVP Getting tackled in lowsec on both sides of the gate. - New lesson: how to properly cross-tackle a target 101. 3. Lost pulling a LEEROY MMJENKINS right into a new 0.0 complex The one that escalates into 'Special Forces' in Angel space, went in thinking it can't possibly be worse than the hardest Guristas lowsec site. - New lesson: always do your PVE research. 4. Lost AFK to rats in 0.0 "... Dude, I SWEAR the tank was active before I went do my dishes quickly?" - New lesson: do not AFK. Period. --- NOTE --- At this point, I had been basically playing the game making ISK only to spend it on my new Tengu. Number 5 is the one I purchased after selling 90% of all assets so I could continue on my Tengu journey. 5. Lost unassembled being hauled on kick-out station Literally an error causing me to buy a bunch of ammo in 4 different stations instead of Jita. The kickout station, only lowsec on that list, was the last stop before heading back home. Also the only tengu lost on Thor Kerrigan. - New lesson : kick-out stations exist. --- NOTE --- Nickname officially acquired... 6. Lost to obvious covert cyno bait Eventually got some ISK back, this one probably has the longest survival record... started AFK cloaking and got caught, roflstomped. 7. Lost getting awoxed in highsec Seriously, after all these years playing the game it totally deserved it. 8. Still alive? Got sold eventually. 9. Still alive, purchased a new one and is now collecting dust because Ishtars *"I do want to point out one "abuse" thing I did see however. snipped* Please do not post details of possible exploits on the forums. - CCP Eterne"** ... Because of Falcon.
Hrothgar Nilsson 439	Posted - 2015.02.13 02:41:44 - [185] - Quote I regularly fly to rookie systems and give a few million ISK to everybody <3 weeks old in an NPC corp. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZTzA_xesrL8
Mattpat139 Sukarala Black Fox Marauders Spaceship Bebop 13	Posted - 2015.02.13 06:06:18 - [186] - Quote Hrothgar Nilsson wrote: I regularly fly to rookie systems and give a few million ISK to everybody <3 weeks old in an NPC corp. you sir are doing BOB's work, i wish i could join. but alas i am a pirate https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&m=5376912#post5376912
Falken Falcon 31569	Posted - 2015.02.13 06:21:33 - [187] - Quote Hrothgar Nilsson wrote: I regularly fly to rookie systems and give a few million ISK to everybody <3 weeks old in an NPC corp. You are a fine man Mr. Nilsson, i might actually go do that the next time i visit high sec. Aye, Sea Turtles
Quattras Peione Gentlemen of Fortune. 61	Posted - 2015.02.13 09:26:14 - [188] - Quote The bad: I've purchased two Tengu hulls on separate occasions. I can't even fly a Tengu. The good: I was patient and made a profit on each. The ugly: I roleplay.
ITTigerClawIK Galactic Rangers 455	Posted - 2015.02.13 11:07:29 - [189] - Quote So for the first few months of being in EVe i used to shield tank all my amarr ships cause when i did the tutorial, it told me to buy a shield booster, this happened all the way untill i got my first apocalypse and someone wanted to know my fit and they they told me all about how amarr should armor tank. i also went AFK for literaly a minute in my carrier in Provi while belt ratting once to come back to have a whole fleet wailing on my , waited a full 15 + mins for a CVA fleet to come and rescue me XD. got out with the carrier intact though lesson learned :-P
Jenshae Chiroptera The Volition Cult 1004	Posted - 2015.03.01 03:34:58 - [190] - Quote ShahFluffers wrote: - When my CEO passed out, drunk, on his keyboard he forgot to dock his destroyer... in the middle of an active FW warzone. Others and myself bumped him off-grid so he had a chance to survive... but I shot his ship anyways "just in case." You! Don't ever join the same coalition as me! This is too ^.- CSM Ten movement for change. CCP - Building ant hills and magnifying glasses for fat kids. Status: Rabid carebear Blog

Juno Rook Perkone Caldari State 18	Posted - 2015.03.01 12:44:22 - [191] - Quote I went to amarr all excited that I had finally trained into a mining barge. I bought all kinds of stuff to fit it out, including some very expensive ORE strip mining lasers. I also bought some blingy shield modules and some other modules I needed for my other ships. Upon undocking, instead of Insta warping like I normally do, I just started to align with my destination gate. Basically I was then insta popped and podded. My jaw hit my keyboard when I realized I had just lost a little over 600,000,000 isk and it was nobodies fault but mine. Monumentally embarrassed I taught myself a very valuable lesson that has left me psychotic paranoid when I travel abroad in EVE.
Jenshae Chiroptera The Volition Cult 1005	Posted - 2015.03.01 20:13:59 - [192] - Quote Fleet was on the other side of the gate, we are in warp. Me, "We going to camp here?" FC, "Yeah, we will hold here." Me, "Logi anchor on me." Pulls range setting up FC, "Everyone jump" Me thinking, "WHAT?!" Thank goodness none of the other logi listened to me. CSM Ten movement for change. CCP - Building ant hills and magnifying glasses for fat kids. Status: Rabid carebear Blog
Jenshae Chiroptera The Volition Cult 1067	Posted - 2015.03.08 01:47:38 - [193] - Quote Lost a gang scimitar to weak intel and bad luck 28 minutes before Logistics V was complete. They didn't get my pod though! It is ssssooooo shiny! CSM Ten movement for change. CCP - Building ant hills and magnifying glasses for fat kids. Status: Rabid carebear Blog
Jenshae Chiroptera The Volition Cult 1099	Posted - 2015.03.14 17:10:25 - [194] - Quote Had the greatest thing happen! I warped into a system and ... the station was bubbled. I couldn't enter it to help my frands! .... BUT the reds did an amazing job tackling and killing me! I lost a 2M ISK Talwar Then I was podded into the station I was trying to reach. Undocked a logi and denied many kills! Use kill mail (w@#$%ing) drones and got 100M+ worth of kills! All in all, never been so happy to be killed in EVE. Thanks Brave! CSM Ten movement for change. CCP - Building ant hills and magnifying glasses for fat kids. Status: Rabid carebear Blog
Tuttomenui II Aliastra Gallente Federation 243	Posted - 2015.03.14 18:14:21 - [195] - Quote I accepted a duel request from the wrong guy and lost a pve fit Astarte to a tengu. We were pretty well matched tank wise until locals got involved one was getting me ecm drones and someone got exp missiles for the tengu. The tengu's help was faster. I got my revenge by petitioning the names of the characters, his noob alt got its named changed to minmatar citizen something or other random number string.
Daerrol Furtherance. 63	Posted - 2015.03.15 00:33:53 - [196] - Quote Fit and explosive harderner not an EM Hardener to my paladin. Derp. Turn off a Cargo Hold expander on a T2 Industrial causing the ship to be over stuffed "for science." Do this in Thera, where warping drains your capacitor to 0. Land on station, find out I cannot dock. No real problems yet... Tornado undocks, can't cloak cause on station, can't warp cause over stuffed, can't dock cause over stuffed. Derp. Didn't even need to warp disrupt me.
Harrison Tato Yamato Holdings 315	Posted - 2015.03.15 02:13:17 - [197] - Quote Nienko Fabbit wrote: Watched youtube about Circadian Seekers, the guy said they dont soot back. Try to engage one in high sec and got poped before I could warp out. Ratting while drunk in null sec, getting ganked and not realising wtf happened until next morning.. To be fair, they don't soot.
Aston Martin DB5 Tribal Liberation Force Minmatar Republic 58	Posted - 2015.03.15 04:40:51 - [198] - Quote I love wake and bakes playing eve.... just don't talk to me on comms.
Feoria Saissore The Scope Gallente Federation 1	Posted - 2015.03.17 22:27:56 - [199] - Quote Recently bought a module for 2.5 bil in amarr to flip in jita for 4.5 bil. I got popped within 2 seconds of undocking. Funny thing is, the cargo container that the mod was in didn't drop, the only thing that made me feel better about being stupid. few years ago, was flying an orca I couldn't afford to lose (lesson learned the hard way) on a trade route to pick up some purchased items. Ran into a gate camp that tore me to shreds. I even offered 100 mil to let me go along my way, got no mercy. Needless to say, I stick to station trading now. I've lost too many ships hauling to do it anymore.
Lachra Union of Labor 113	Posted - 2015.03.17 22:43:04 - [200] - Quote When I had my first ever EVE toon I used to buy low-price ore, for re-sell, from low-security stations in a backwater constellation somewhere, and I ferried the goods, in a freighter I could in no way afford to replace, on my lonesome and without escort. I burn with shame even to this day!

Whittorical Quandary The Asteroid is Depleted 23	Posted - 2015.03.18 04:52:34 - [201] - Quote I fell asleep mining in a retriever once... Needless to say an embarrasing killmail and waking up to be sitting in a pod. A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools. -Douglas Adams
Chenguang Hucel-Ge Exiled Tech Space Monkey Protectorate 16	Posted - 2015.03.18 05:36:15 - [202] - Quote Whittorical Quandary wrote: I fell asleep mining in a retriever once... Needless to say an embarrasing killmail and waking up to be sitting in a pod. Did same thing on procurer, lost it to minor highsec rat and got pod killed by a guy on the frig. Also, got my first PvP right after saying "Hello" in WH local. But damn, this fruit just keeps on giving. Lost procurer to dictor-assisted Ishtar SHOOTING GODDAMNED ISHTAR INSTEAD OF DICTOR. Died with fast response fleet being two jumps away, just because I considered telling about being attacked while being deep in structure. Also, lost Helios in Curse shortly after. Yes, Helios in goddamned Curse.
Alavaria Fera GoonWaffe 6658	Posted - 2015.03.18 06:26:37 - [203] - Quote I bought stupidly expensive ships that can't dock just to shoot structures at best. In fact, they spend so long logged off it's ridiculous. My most used ships are bombers, ^^ Delicious goon ((tech nerf, siphon, drone assist, supercap)) tears. Taking a wrecking ball to the futile hopes and broken dreams of skillless blobbers.
Don Purple Snuggle Society Snuggle Society. 1131	Posted - 2015.03.18 07:27:00 - [204] - Quote I trained industrial capital ships V. I am just here to snuggle.
Vicky Somers Rusty Anchor 282	Posted - 2015.03.18 08:26:43 - [205] - Quote Losing expensive frigates to gate guns/faction police due to not paying attention to sec status/aggression timer. Logging out in CVA space while in ratting battlecruiser, leaving game, coming back a few months later and logging in to be surrounded by bubbles and gate camps, with no sight of CVA anywhere in provi. Losing a Legion to rats. Failing to gank a Hulk in a Brutix. The target was not showing much in a way of sportsmanship over his victory. As for the best, it's a draw between expensive faction drops in quick and easy exploration sites, landing right at the edge of a poorly placed bubble in a billion+ ship and making someone rage in local over spare change losses like a retriever. Moderate strength is shown in violence, supreme strength is shown in levity.
Lia Mandel Deep Core Mining Inc. Caldari State 6	Posted - 2015.03.18 08:38:15 - [206] - Quote In our WH Corp, I bookmarked a sleeper site "WH5 -> HS", for fun. It was not very much appreciated, when the transporter with 3 weeks worth of loot from C5 escalations got blown up by the sleepers
Dalto Bane Cruis3r's Cr3w Inc. Safety's Set To Red 153	Posted - 2015.03.19 02:35:29 - [207] - Quote - First 2 minutes ever in Eve, I aggro Concord in rookie ship and get blapped, and security status goes negative. Somebody in local immediately chimed in local "Dalto Bane, your blinky and bad security status already?? Impressive!!" - I lost my first 10mil of Isk in game to a hauling scam. Well, less of a scam and more of a lack of knowledge and understanding of what a "contract" was in game. I figured the request he made that I pay him collateral for hauling MY stuff was completely on the up and up. Still don't know how I survived adolescents when this is the type of critical decision making skills I was blessed with. - After years of playing Eve, the overview settings remain a mystery to me. All would be lost if it wasn't for Sarah Overview pack. It gets me me 98% there. I tweak the last 2% and then pat myself on the back and strut around my computer like I have decoded some ancient cryptic manuscript. Sad, but true - I have, in past corps/alliances/fleets fit my ship and have linked to others a wrong fit if where the actual doctrine fit originated from someone who was a blow hard know-it-all or just plain annoying just to spite that person... don't judge me... cause you know the guy I'm talking about.. the one-upper, strict to form types,, always critical of any fits other than something they unicorned up despite only maybe seeing it in a twitch strwam, maybe? Not the FC but likes to bark.. oh yeah, I jacked his comps all sideways.. Armor Drakes, check.. T2 hulls with T1 guns and mods, double check... I actually think this classifies as more of a mental illness than embarrassing. Well there more.. but that is really all I care to share without my lawyer present. o7 Drops Mic
Tusker Crazinski Delta vane Corp. Mordus Angels 48	Posted - 2015.03.19 02:46:44 - [208] - Quote My first solo kill mail was solely do to the gate guns. I had 1.2 or some odd percent damage on the actual mail. came across a really weird camp. 1x armor plate Tornado 2x kesterals 1x Arazu. the tornado red boxed me so I hit the orbit at 500 button and spin to win, I thought I was doing really good but apparently barrage in 425s doesn't track well when orbiting at 500. I got just over a percent damage in the mail the gate guns did the rest. I even forgot to launch drones. regardless the rest of the gang did not bother following suit and stayed on gate. they never even locked me. the gang was bickering between each other in local....... To this day I'm not sure if they all forgot what fleet chat was, had no TS, or what. but it was hilarious none the less.
2Sonas1Cup 46	Posted - 2015.03.19 12:50:27 - [209] - Quote I was scammed in Jita for 550 million isks station trading for a PLEX but it was an empty container named "30 Days Pilot License"
Desimus Maximus Deep Core Mining Inc. Caldari State 183	Posted - 2015.03.19 16:51:46 - [210] - Quote I reassigned ownership of 3 Billion ISK in assets from my last corp due to severe lack of activity. I was loyal, dedicated, active and excited... then after being virtually the only corp member on for 3 weeks I assumed ownership of the items and made use of them. You may see this as a corp theft/heist but it was an asset reassignment. Sorry Sory, nothing personal. Just business.

Leannor Caldari Provisions Caldari State 143	Posted - 2015.03.19 16:55:19 - [211] - Quote Desimus Maximus wrote: I reassigned ownership of 3 Billion ISK in assets from my last corp due to severe lack of activity. I was loyal, dedicated, active and excited... then after being virtually the only corp member on for 3 weeks I assumed ownership of the items and made use of them. You may see this as a corp theft/heist but it was an asset reassignment. Sorry Sory, nothing personal. Just business. I disagree with your logic, but I vehemently support you doing this and the ability to do so. "Lykouleon wrote: STOP TOUCHING ICONIC SHIP PARTS"
Treunt Caldari Provisions Caldari State 0	Posted - 2015.03.20 01:14:54 - [212] - Quote I lost my Marauder in the first day of having it... Got stabbed and neuted by some PVE frigs and couldn't escape. It was a slow death. :(


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