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DOGNOSH
Minmatar SKULLDOGS
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Posted - 2006.09.18 14:45:00 -
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real one that happened to me,yes it was dumb of her to do it
her "it's me or your friends and your biking" me "bye"
mmmm pink Eris will approve - Xorus Xorus has been webbified - DOGNOSH
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Sakura Nihil
Tharsis Security
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Posted - 2006.09.18 16:54:00 -
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Originally by: DOGNOSH real one that happened to me,yes it was dumb of her to do it
her "it's me or your friends and your biking" me "bye"
Lesson to women everywhere - don't try and back men into the corner like this. We don't take kindly to being told what to do, and if you give us an option to get away from your ultimatums, we'll take it . The key would be to ask us this question in bed where we can't say no, lol .
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Lexen Dragovich
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Posted - 2006.09.18 17:55:00 -
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not a girlfriend story, just a good friend and his mom
I was sitting at my friends house, watching footage of the first Iraq war and they were showing the night vision and the bombs going into windows and things...
Mom: if you drop anything from that height, it will explode. friend: Ma, if that was the case, the Army would be dumping old washing machines out of the back of the planes.
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Nefrin Maldoes
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Posted - 2006.09.19 03:28:00 -
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here's one from a long time ago. In the U.S., all eight sided stop signs have a white line around them to make them more relective at night.
Me talkin to gf: "You know hun, those white lines around a stop sign mean it's optional, kina like a Yield sign." Her: "Oh, ok." Me: *snickers to self, thinking she'll pick up on the joke*
Imagine my surprise a few days later when she showed up angry as hell with two tickets. One for running a stop sign and one for trying to explain to the cop about the white line.
I don't think she misses me much.
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Gunther Dwendel
Minmatar Texas Lone Star Spacers
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Posted - 2006.09.19 03:45:00 -
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Originally by: Nefrin Maldoes here's one from a long time ago. In the U.S., all eight sided stop signs have a white line around them to make them more relective at night.
Me talkin to gf: "You know hun, those white lines around a stop sign mean it's optional, kina like a Yield sign." Her: "Oh, ok." Me: *snickers to self, thinking she'll pick up on the joke*
Imagine my surprise a few days later when she showed up angry as hell with two tickets. One for running a stop sign and one for trying to explain to the cop about the white line.
I don't think she misses me much.
NOT funny, that endangered her life and all those around her, even more so if she is blond!
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Ildryn
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Posted - 2006.09.19 04:44:00 -
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Mackie : We have been together a long time...and i would really like to have a child with you....i love you very much..
Me: I love you too....Do you think we are ready ?
Mackie: Yeah i allready talked to my mom about it...and she says if you really want to then you have to stop drinking Mountain Dew....
Me: "..." and "..." then some more "..."
Mackie: So you will stop ?
Me: "..." "Ummm yeah...."
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Jon Engel
APEX Unlimited
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Posted - 2006.09.19 15:48:00 -
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Not my story but.
I was hanging out at my friends house with him and his girlfriend. His cell phone rings, and he answers it. The person on the phone asks for her and he gives her the phone, she gives him a dirty look and takes the phone into the other room.
He asks her why she is angry. She replies:
The phone call was from me.
He replied:
It's my phone
She replied again:
The phone call was for me.
about 40 minutes of pointless *****ing, I snuck out and went home. They called me the next day and asked where I went, I told them I bailed.
The moral of the story is, It was his phone, but the phone call was for her.
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franny
Phoenix Knights
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Posted - 2006.09.20 07:53:00 -
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there's an easy way to stop that BALL GAG
back on topic my ex-gf(the one I had while seperated/divorced from my wife), we rented a larger place together with enough space for both our stuff and some room for my kids when they visited (we actually rented a house)
*me almost daily> you need to help with the bills, I can't pay for the rent, electric, cable, phone, etc on just my pay... or i'm gonna have to rent out a room *her shortly before we broke up > why didn't you tell me, you needed help with the bills
yes she was blonde, she wasn't the brightest bulb, but she was fairly kinky and looked good naked(I miss her sometimes, shoulda kept her on the side )
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natashii
Developmental Neogenics Amalgamated
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Posted - 2006.09.20 12:52:00 -
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Hmm, well I have a story of what I did to some guy i dated in University.
First he told me, he had never seen Futurama or Family Guy and ofc at this point, I was floored. But I saw it as an opportunity to show him EVERYTHING. So anyway, we start watching season 1 of Family Guy (this is a while back, as I had them on my pc as they were yet to be released) and he's not laughing. HE'S NOT EVEN SMIRKING.
I ask him..."are you sick? Not feeling well? Headache? Horny? What? WHAT? WHY AREN'T YOU LAUGHING AHHHHHH"
He replies with all seriousness */sighs* "Why is the dog talking? I mean, how am I supposed to take this seriously, if there is a dog talking like it's a human"
I say ".........it's a ******* cartoon and now i must ask you to leave. OH NO, i am not kidding, get your crap and get the hell out."
Then, I did the whole play dead and avoid trick and got him to get the picture. Call it shallow if you will, but come ONNNNNNNNN. WHAT? what was that? Pfft. I stand by that decision, we were incompatable. ==============================
lolol old sig had to go...this will have to do
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Indra Sebuchiore
Sebiestor tribe
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Posted - 2006.09.20 13:04:00 -
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Originally by: natashii Hmm, well I have a story of what I did to some guy i dated in University.
First he told me, he had never seen Futurama or Family Guy and ofc at this point, I was floored. But I saw it as an opportunity to show him EVERYTHING. So anyway, we start watching season 1 of Family Guy (this is a while back, as I had them on my pc as they were yet to be released) and he's not laughing. HE'S NOT EVEN SMIRKING.
I ask him..."are you sick? Not feeling well? Headache? Horny? What? WHAT? WHY AREN'T YOU LAUGHING AHHHHHH"
He replies with all seriousness */sighs* "Why is the dog talking? I mean, how am I supposed to take this seriously, if there is a dog talking like it's a human"
I say ".........it's a ******* cartoon and now i must ask you to leave. OH NO, i am not kidding, get your crap and get the hell out."
Then, I did the whole play dead and avoid trick and got him to get the picture. Call it shallow if you will, but come ONNNNNNNNN. WHAT? what was that? Pfft. I stand by that decision, we were incompatable.
I agree. Some people are just weird, and you are better off being without someone who just doesn't get your sense of hmuour. __________________________________________ "In girum imus nocte, et consumimur igni."
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Ceramik
Black Avatar Firmus Ixion
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Posted - 2006.09.20 15:46:00 -
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Get your sense of humor? That is pretty generous. Someone who asks why the dog is talking in family guy is...I don't know if they have a word for that. That story blows my mind.
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Lexen Dragovich
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Posted - 2006.09.20 16:27:00 -
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Edited by: Lexen Dragovich on 20/09/2006 16:27:21 Funny. I used to have a friend that argued with cartoon physics.
Cartoon: Cat walks up invisible stairs to get at a certain yellow bird
friend: "he can't do that!"
I used to laugh until I realized that he was serious.
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Sakura Nihil
Tharsis Security
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Posted - 2006.09.20 17:29:00 -
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Originally by: Indra Sebuchiore
Originally by: natashii Hmm, well I have a story of what I did to some guy i dated in University.
First he told me, he had never seen Futurama or Family Guy and ofc at this point, I was floored. But I saw it as an opportunity to show him EVERYTHING. So anyway, we start watching season 1 of Family Guy (this is a while back, as I had them on my pc as they were yet to be released) and he's not laughing. HE'S NOT EVEN SMIRKING.
I ask him..."are you sick? Not feeling well? Headache? Horny? What? WHAT? WHY AREN'T YOU LAUGHING AHHHHHH"
He replies with all seriousness */sighs* "Why is the dog talking? I mean, how am I supposed to take this seriously, if there is a dog talking like it's a human"
I say ".........it's a ******* cartoon and now i must ask you to leave. OH NO, i am not kidding, get your crap and get the hell out."
Then, I did the whole play dead and avoid trick and got him to get the picture. Call it shallow if you will, but come ONNNNNNNNN. WHAT? what was that? Pfft. I stand by that decision, we were incompatable.
I agree. Some people are just weird, and you are better off being without someone who just doesn't get your sense of hmuour.
*shakes head slowly*
apparently someone's humor switch is stuck in the off position
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Mtthias Clemi
Gallente The Echelon
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Posted - 2006.09.20 19:14:00 -
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Edited by: Mtthias Clemi on 20/09/2006 19:24:59 Nt my Gf, but my mates gf Insists that you would be ok if you fell into a black hole.. and that inanimate objects might be able to think..
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HIGHLord Templar
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Posted - 2006.09.20 19:23:00 -
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Edited by: HIGHLord Templar on 20/09/2006 19:23:52 yeah shes thinks that 1) objects can think 2) birds look like planes 3) her and my mate harry want to jump into a black hole "to see what it feels like" ....all attempts at reasoning have been tried and i iv given up lol
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Mang Josse
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Posted - 2006.09.21 09:08:00 -
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Originally by: natashii Hmm, well I have a story of what I did to some guy i dated in University.
First he told me, he had never seen Futurama or Family Guy and ofc at this point, I was floored. But I saw it as an opportunity to show him EVERYTHING. So anyway, we start watching season 1 of Family Guy (this is a while back, as I had them on my pc as they were yet to be released) and he's not laughing. HE'S NOT EVEN SMIRKING.
I ask him..."are you sick? Not feeling well? Headache? Horny? What? WHAT? WHY AREN'T YOU LAUGHING AHHHHHH"
He replies with all seriousness */sighs* "Why is the dog talking? I mean, how am I supposed to take this seriously, if there is a dog talking like it's a human"
I say ".........it's a ******* cartoon and now i must ask you to leave. OH NO, i am not kidding, get your crap and get the hell out."
Then, I did the whole play dead and avoid trick and got him to get the picture. Call it shallow if you will, but come ONNNNNNNNN. WHAT? what was that? Pfft. I stand by that decision, we were incompatable.
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JOSEPHx
Caldari Mercenary Forces
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Posted - 2006.09.21 09:45:00 -
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I told my mates girlfriend that i was going to dublin for work, she said "why are you going to work in germany?"
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Luthien Firefoot
Synergy. Imperial Republic Of the North
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Posted - 2006.09.21 10:55:00 -
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Scootish ppl often use the term 'to me' instead of the normal term 'for me', it's not really a problem in most cases as in 'when you are down the shop can you get a pack of cigarettes to me'. However..
Last weekend my gf / partner was not well and stayed in bed, so I got up and did the breakfast stuff, kids etc.. I popped back upstairs to see how she was doing and she asked me ' will you feed the guinea pigs to me' ?
I looked at her and realised she didn't see the funny side, so I bought one of the guinea pigs upstairs with some bread and tomato ketchup..
She just looked blankly at me and I obviously explained, while laffing like a maniac Signature removed - Too wide.Laurelin |
Indra Sebuchiore
Sebiestor tribe
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Posted - 2006.09.21 10:57:00 -
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I told my girlfriend that "dragon" story from earlier in this thread, and she said "So... dragon's aren't real then?"
So I asked her what mythical creatures she could name:
"Erm... I know trolls aren't real. Not sure about fairies. Or Eskimos. I believe in Mermaids...."
Me: "Whoa, hold on a second... you don't believe in Eskimos?"
Her: "Are they supposed to be real?"
__________________________________________ "In girum imus nocte, et consumimur igni."
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HolographicEntrypoint
The Collective Against ALL Authorities
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Posted - 2006.09.21 13:33:00 -
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Originally by: natashii Hmm, well I have a story of what I did to some guy i dated in University.
First he told me, he had never seen Futurama or Family Guy and ofc at this point, I was floored. But I saw it as an opportunity to show him EVERYTHING. So anyway, we start watching season 1 of Family Guy (this is a while back, as I had them on my pc as they were yet to be released) and he's not laughing. HE'S NOT EVEN SMIRKING.
I ask him..."are you sick? Not feeling well? Headache? Horny? What? WHAT? WHY AREN'T YOU LAUGHING AHHHHHH"
He replies with all seriousness */sighs* "Why is the dog talking? I mean, how am I supposed to take this seriously, if there is a dog talking like it's a human"
I say ".........it's a ******* cartoon and now i must ask you to leave. OH NO, i am not kidding, get your crap and get the hell out."
Then, I did the whole play dead and avoid trick and got him to get the picture. Call it shallow if you will, but come ONNNNNNNNN. WHAT? what was that? Pfft. I stand by that decision, we were incompatable.
It could be a mental sickness ... I hear ppl get that sometimes. Btw Family Guy _IS_ boring. Futurama is good, though. ---
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Adonis 4174
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Posted - 2006.09.21 14:04:00 -
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I wouldn't say I'd go through a whole season of Family Guy and not laugh once but as humour goes it's not great. The baby with the snob accent tends to be funny.
However, the concept of wuv confuses and infuriates us.
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M0RIARTY
Minmatar Shadows of the Dead
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Posted - 2006.09.21 14:15:00 -
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Originally by: DOGNOSH real one that happened to me,yes it was dumb of her to do it her "it's me or your friends and your biking" me "bye"
I hear that one.... My "ex" Girlfriend said the same thing to me, now I have been in a Bike club for many many years, way before I even knew her.... so how does that work.
Been with current girlie for 6+ years just got married, she comes out with so many of these I couldn't list em all, but my fav is this:
Stuck in heavy traffic for around 2 hours, not moving anywhere.... she looks across at me and says, "If we had a helecopter, we could fly above the traffic and see which roads were clear and get away from this traffic", she looked pleased with herself and had obviously been thinking about this for a while.... I replied, "babe, if we had a helecopter, I really don't think we would need to worry about the traffic"......
Most freaky thing she has done: I woke up in the middle of the night and opened my eyes to find her lying on her side just staring at me.... I said "What?" she replied " I said what first" in an angry voice then went to sleep, she remembered nothing about it in the morning.
But she's real cute and well........ 'nuf said :D Noo sig comming SOONÖ =================================================== What are we going to do about all this ignorance and apathy?.... I don't know and I don't care! |
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