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zwerg Caldari mUfFiN fAcToRy	Posted - 2006.09.15 03:22:00 - [1] Hey there, just wondered wether you would like to post your girlfriends' dumbest, funniest, absolutely most non-sence sentences or speakings here. I came to this idea yesterday............. My gf was sitting on the sofa while talking with her friend, well then she stand up absolutely fast packed her bag walked towards to the door and said: Lisa [ her friend ] just told me you're dealing ***** ByeBye. B-M - door closed! uuhm ye and today i got a sms from Lisa [ now they h8 each other ] that she loves me and wanna be together with me. Crazy eh?! Save the whales!!! Harpoon some Amarrians!!!!
Gunther Dwendel Minmatar Texas Lone Star Spacers	Posted - 2006.09.15 03:32:00 - [2] At least your not denying the dealing portion :)
zwerg Caldari mUfFiN fAcToRy	Posted - 2006.09.15 03:40:00 - [3] Originally by: Gunther Dwendel At least your not denying the dealing portion :) ***** sucks and dealing sucks too But Gunther tell us sthg about your GF Save the whales!!! Harpoon some Amarrians!!!!
Sakura Nihil Tharsis Security	Posted - 2006.09.15 03:46:00 - [4] Wow, psycho *****. Tharsis needs some !
Benglada Finite Auxiliary	Posted - 2006.09.15 03:50:00 - [5] my gf broke up with me saying that i wasent ready for her, i was like ok whatever. (didnt really like her much) and so i got home like 6 hours later and she had sent me 9 email messeges asking why im ignoring her, normally i wouldnt have but i did then just for the irony. --------------------------- Originally by: Arkanor 0.0 is the Final Frontier. Bring money and friends.
nahtoh Caldari Bull Industries	Posted - 2006.09.15 04:00:00 - [6] Originally by: Benglada my gf broke up with me saying that i wasent ready for her, i was like ok whatever. (didnt really like her much) and so i got home like 6 hours later and she had sent me 9 email messeges asking why im ignoring her, normally i wouldnt have but i did then just for the irony. Meh you missed a great chance to reply saying "I am not yet ready to converse with you" or that extra annoyance value setup a auto responder that says the exact samething ========= "I am not saying there should be capital punishment for stupidity, but why can`t we just take the safety labels off everything and let the problem fix its self
Kurren Farscape Mining	Posted - 2006.09.15 04:08:00 - [7] I once dated a girl who called me up at 9:00am... well... her friends did. They told me she had a secret she needed to tell me. Of course, curiosity gets the better of me, so I haggle it a bit amd get her on the phone. She stalls a bit... and then just blurts out, "I'm pregnant, and it's not your baby!" Needless to say, I couldn't get back to sleep. 3 hours later though... I get a call... "Just kidding!" I don't miss her. --- --- --- --- My Sig Is Not Too Big... Eris is the holder of the pink so you get orange for now - Xorus TEH POWER OF PINK COMPELS J00!1 - Immy
Arigato	Posted - 2006.09.15 04:08:00 - [8] Edited by: Arigato on 15/09/2006 04:08:04 damn alts...
zwerg Caldari mUfFiN fAcToRy	Posted - 2006.09.15 04:32:00 - [9] Originally by: Kurren I once dated a girl who called me up at 9:00am... well... her friends did. They told me she had a secret she needed to tell me. Of course, curiosity gets the better of me, so I haggle it a bit amd get her on the phone. She stalls a bit... and then just blurts out, "I'm pregnant, and it's not your baby!" Needless to say, I couldn't get back to sleep. 3 hours later though... I get a call... "Just kidding!" I don't miss her. OmG lool, what the hell! Womens are stupid! lolz sry most are. I WANT MOREEEEEEEEEE STORIES Save the whales!!! Harpoon some Amarrians!!!!
spookz Freedom Confederation	Posted - 2006.09.15 11:41:00 - [10] My GF is almost as bad as Jade Goody when it comes to geography, although she has got much better since we first got together. "I want these motherf**g sharks off the motherf**g roller coaster!"
Adonis 4174	Posted - 2006.09.15 11:58:00 - [11] An ex of mine used to try to convince me I'd got her pregnant, the most memorable time being less than 4 hours after we'd done a panic run to the shops because her period had come a day early. Yes. Your period started this morning but now you're pregnant. ----- Russell T Davies is my master now.
the bandersnatch	Posted - 2006.09.15 14:51:00 - [12] My girlfriend came out with "does an atomic bomb blow up the world?" the other day. We'd just watched the Battlestar Galactica pilot where the cylons attack the planet with all the nukes. ___
Scrofalitic One Total Warehouse Logistics Dusk and Dawn	Posted - 2006.09.15 15:38:00 - [13] I told an ex-girlfriend that if she looked through the door of the micro-wave oven when it was on it would make her tooth loose, and eventually they would fall out. I also told her that the small lumps on the outside of banana skins were spider eggs. Was truly funny hearing her tell people these 'facts' afterwards. I got in sooooo much trouble when someone set her straight though :(
Zeno Kang Amarr Royal Knights of Khanid	Posted - 2006.09.15 15:43:00 - [14] Edited by: Zeno Kang on 15/09/2006 15:43:47 If the links are still good in this thread, they're really, really good for a laugh. http://forums.nasioc.com/forums/showthread.php?threadid=536809&perpage=25&pagenumber=1 Quote: So back around Thanksgiving time (2003), when it snowed for the first time, I was out drifting around corp parking lots at Midnight. On my way home I see a new V6 accord with it's flashers on sitting on the side of the road next to this not-so-bad-to-look-at blonde. I pull over and get the story, she lives 500ft from there and ran out of gas, thought she could make it, blah blah blonde... I'm a nice guy, so I take her down to the gas station so that we can pick up some gas and get her rolling again. Turns out she blew all her cash and doesn't get paid for another few days. Fine, I give her 5 bucks and we roll out with the gas back up to her car. We get the car running and warmed up, I drop her my card and tell her that if she needs anything to gimmie a call, as I live close by. We both depart and drive our separate directions. I get to work the next day to find the anticipated "Thank you" voice mail and then notice that there are 3 more from her as well... About a few days later I realize that this chick is completely F'ed in the head P S Y C H O! I get calls at 2 or 3 am, sometimes 5 am, whenever she gets back from drinking. I don't answer anymore and normally get about 2-3 overflow voice mails. (system cuts her off, she calls back..) [Note: I have never actualy called this chick and after the first 2 months of drunken ranting have stopped answering her calls.] Below are some of the recent MP3's from the last 2 or so weeks. Pay particular attention to #3 and #9. There used to be much funnier "drink and dial" messages, but verizon finally deleted them on me for saving them for too long =( Linkage Originally by: Arthmandar Valikari A whole lot of folks say [nerf Empire] which ... all boil down to ... 'I'm unhappy because other people play the game in a way which isn't as fun for me as it could be.'
Ceramik Black Avatar Firmus Ixion	Posted - 2006.09.15 18:47:00 - [15] Edited by: Ceramik on 15/09/2006 18:47:58 Edited by: Ceramik on 15/09/2006 18:47:31 My ex just now, as I was reading this, told me this little tale: AIM SN (1:39:13 PM): i had a deep conversaton about winnie the pooh last night AIM SN (1:39:17 PM): how eyore was suicidal AIM SN (1:39:21 PM): and piglet was a faget AIM SN (1:39:25 PM): faggot
C Duggan Gallente Pandoras Mining Covanant R i s e	Posted - 2006.09.15 20:11:00 - [16] me > you know fairies arent real right? her > yea, of course me > same thing for giants and elves and pixies and goblins me > even the "sprites" from the adverts her > ha ha, mi not that thick me > dragons arent real too her > yea, i know, they are extinct with the dinosaurs me > um, no hon, they are fictional, made up, never real her > dinosaurs were real, im sure of it me > yea, dinosaurs were, but dragons arent. her > yea they were (calls her mum) "mum, dragons were real werent they?" her mum > no honey, they werent real her > why is everyone lying to me? they were real, im sure of it, STOP BEING SO MEAN. lol, she still to this day insists that dragons were real and is gonna prove it. man its a good job i love her :) _________________________________________ new aliance, new sig in the making. RISE above the rest.
Gretchen Dawntreader Minmatar Brutor tribe	Posted - 2006.09.15 21:22:00 - [17] don't be a Piglet hater! I was never clear what exactly Piglet did, except worry and fret, usually about what Poo was doing.
lofty29 Gallente Aliastra	Posted - 2006.09.15 22:35:00 - [18] Originally by: C Duggan me > you know fairies arent real right? her > yea, of course me > same thing for giants and elves and pixies and goblins me > even the "sprites" from the adverts her > ha ha, mi not that thick me > dragons arent real too her > yea, i know, they are extinct with the dinosaurs me > um, no hon, they are fictional, made up, never real her > dinosaurs were real, im sure of it me > yea, dinosaurs were, but dragons arent. her > yea they were (calls her mum) "mum, dragons were real werent they?" her mum > no honey, they werent real her > why is everyone lying to me? they were real, im sure of it, STOP BEING SO MEAN. lol, she still to this day insists that dragons were real and is gonna prove it. man its a good job i love her :) Dragons are real....komodo? --------------------------- Originally by: inSpirAcy Just like a tumour, the Brutix grows on you. I pwnz0r your sig, muahaha - Tirg Noes i got beat by a girl >.< - Xorus
Ridley Tree	Posted - 2006.09.15 23:09:00 - [19] "I love being your girlfriend" "..." "What?" "..." "I am right?" "I'm going now."
Micia Minmatar N.A.S.A. Cobra Alliance	Posted - 2006.09.15 23:09:00 - [20] Leafy Sea Dragon Saw some live specimens yesterday. _______ Originally by: Devian 666 I use my mining disruptor, mining nos, mining hvy launchers and mining valks/acolytes on them.
Kurren Farscape Mining	Posted - 2006.09.15 23:21:00 - [21] Originally by: C Duggan me > you know fairies arent real right? her > yea, of course me > same thing for giants and elves and pixies and goblins me > even the "sprites" from the adverts her > ha ha, mi not that thick me > dragons arent real too her > yea, i know, they are extinct with the dinosaurs me > um, no hon, they are fictional, made up, never real her > dinosaurs were real, im sure of it me > yea, dinosaurs were, but dragons arent. her > yea they were (calls her mum) "mum, dragons were real werent they?" her mum > no honey, they werent real her > why is everyone lying to me? they were real, im sure of it, STOP BEING SO MEAN. lol, she still to this day insists that dragons were real and is gonna prove it. man its a good job i love her :) They actually have a show on the Discovery Channel every now and then discussing the possibilities of dragons being real... sadly enough... with "proof." --- --- --- --- My Sig Is Not Too Big... [orange]Eris is the holder of the pink so you get orange for now - Xorus[/
zwerg Caldari mUfFiN fAcToRy	Posted - 2006.09.15 23:30:00 - [22] LoL nice stories till now, wanna have mooooreeeeeee :) Another one from a friend of mine in RL: First thing: Tobias: Son Mellanie: Mother Fabien : Father I'll shortcut with T M F, Well here is the story; While Mellanie is watching TV with a darn high concentration Tobias is going to his Father and asks: Daddy where are the children from? F: well ask mommy she knows that better than me. T: Mommy where are the children from? With high concentration she was staring @ the TV and said: Well when mommy and daddy love each other. T: Huh? M: Well then mommy and daddy get naked while youre in the kindergarten and daddy is putting his weiner between my legs in my flowie. Fabian heard that and stared @ his wife: WTF?! what are you telling him?! The lil one just laughed about it and told it to my son. What would you do if you heard that from your 6year old son?! Darn ****it not?! Tobias: Son Mellanie: Mother Fabien : Father Save the whales!!! Harpoon some Amarrians!!!!
pushdogg	Posted - 2006.09.15 23:49:00 - [23] i once had a girlfirend who insisted i get off her computer when it was raining, because she thought that lightning would fry it, i was trying to make a flash video with the help of my friend over the phone, and she became SO insistant that my friend was even freaked out......after that i never called her again.....although i kinda regret it a lil now, she was the only chick i have ever met that loved star wars and the whole sci-fi thing, most chicks think it is kinda kiddish(if that is a word=/)
Vaslav Tchitcherine Swag Co.	Posted - 2006.09.18 02:33:00 - [24] Originally by: Ridley Tree "I love being your girlfriend" "..." "What?" "..." "I am right?" "I'm going now." Best. Short. Story. Ever. v. swag
Marie Sklodowska Aliastra	Posted - 2006.09.18 04:25:00 - [25] Lesson 1: Don't tell your girlfriend she's more complicated then the Middle East conflicts. www.eve-search.com \| www.eve-files.com
Sakura Nihil Tharsis Security	Posted - 2006.09.18 04:42:00 - [26] Originally by: Marie Sklodowska Lesson 1: Don't tell your girlfriend she's more complicated then the Middle East conflicts. Noted . Tharsis needs some !
LWMaverick Quam Singulari	Posted - 2006.09.18 07:54:00 - [27] Edited by: LWMaverick on 18/09/2006 08:05:57 Originally by: Kurren I once dated a girl who called me up at 9:00am... well... her friends did. They told me she had a secret she needed to tell me. Of course, curiosity gets the better of me, so I haggle it a bit amd get her on the phone. She stalls a bit... and then just blurts out, "I'm pregnant, and it's not your baby!" Needless to say, I couldn't get back to sleep. 3 hours later though... I get a call... "Just kidding!" I don't miss her. Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahhaahahhahah breathe Bwahahahahaahahahahaahahahahahahahahhhaha .. Kinda mean though <3
CadmiuOne	Posted - 2006.09.18 08:13:00 - [28] Ok this is too easy ... zwerg if u 'd make this a lets post the smartest sentence u'r girlfriend ever sad then we woud be in busines but this way ... there were so many from them all that it's imposible for me to remember and write then in here but let's try . I'll use only the capital starting letter . L. "why soud i do that for u when i'm alredy full " ( her refusing me a BJ) " me - dear pls take u'r coat with u it's cold outside C. - we'll I do have u'rs so I'm set me - How come we'r not having sex like we used to ? D. - Cos my hedake medication needs a new perscription *me wanting to break up with her C. - So u dont love me enimore that's ok I love u for the both of us me - actualy u'r geting on my nerws C. - we'll I'm u'r gerlfriend and I'm suposed to do that * it was a long and paintfull chat ... after It I was still in the relationship , it took 3 friends 2 other girlfriend for her to realise it was time to let me go and 8 damm days of non stop calling I might ad!*** V. - I am twice inlove with u now then when I we were in the begining ... and to think in the begining I didnt feel a thing for u ! " Discovery is dangerousàbut so is life. A man unwilling to take risk is doomed never to learn, never to grow,never to live."
Spiderweb GENERIC RACE Ushra'Khan	Posted - 2006.09.18 08:27:00 - [29] Edited by: Spiderweb on 18/09/2006 08:28:08 Originally by: CadmiuOne V. - I am twice inlove with u now then when I we were in the begining ... and to think in the begining I didnt feel a thing for u ! hahahah that made my day, she wasnt really good in basic maths i suppose :D ----------------------------------------------- "Light, in the Darkest of Hours..."
Donna Darko	Posted - 2006.09.18 14:22:00 - [30] Originally by: Spiderweb Originally by: CadmiuOne V. - I am twice inlove with u now then when I we were in the begining ... and to think in the begining I didnt feel a thing for u ! hahahah that made my day, she wasnt really good in basic maths i suppose :D ...Or maybe she was and thought he wasn't ;) Stories.

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