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zwerg
Caldari
mUfFiN fAcToRy
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Posted - 2006.09.15 03:22:00 -
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Hey there, just wondered wether you would like to post your girlfriends' dumbest, funniest, absolutely most non-sence sentences or speakings here.
I came to this idea yesterday.............
My gf was sitting on the sofa while talking with her friend, well then she stand up absolutely fast packed her bag walked towards to the door and said:
 Lisa [ her friend ] just told me you're dealing *****
ByeBye. B-M - door closed!
uuhm ye and today i got a sms from Lisa [ now they h8 each other ] that she loves me and wanna be together with me.
Crazy eh?!
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Gunther Dwendel
Minmatar
Texas Lone Star Spacers
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Posted - 2006.09.15 03:32:00 -
[2]
At least your not denying the dealing portion :)
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zwerg
Caldari
mUfFiN fAcToRy
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Posted - 2006.09.15 03:40:00 -
[3]
 Originally by: Gunther Dwendel
At least your not denying the dealing portion :)
 ***** sucks and dealing sucks too
But Gunther tell us sthg about your GF 
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Sakura Nihil
Tharsis Security
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Posted - 2006.09.15 03:46:00 -
[4]
Wow, psycho *****. 
Tharsis needs some  ! |
Benglada
Finite Auxiliary
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Posted - 2006.09.15 03:50:00 -
[5]
my gf broke up with me saying that i wasent ready for her, i was like ok whatever. (didnt really like her much) and so i got home like 6 hours later and she had sent me 9 email messeges asking why im ignoring her, normally i wouldnt have but i did then just for the irony.
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Originally by: Arkanor
0.0 is the Final Frontier. Bring money and friends.
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nahtoh
Caldari
Bull Industries
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Posted - 2006.09.15 04:00:00 -
[6]
Originally by: Benglada
my gf broke up with me saying that i wasent ready for her, i was like ok whatever. (didnt really like her much) and so i got home like 6 hours later and she had sent me 9 email messeges asking why im ignoring her, normally i wouldnt have but i did then just for the irony.
Meh you missed a great chance to reply saying "I am not yet ready to converse with you" or that extra annoyance value setup a auto responder that says the exact samething 
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"I am not saying there should be capital punishment for stupidity, but why can`t we just take the safety labels off everything and let the problem fix its self |
Kurren
Farscape Mining
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Posted - 2006.09.15 04:08:00 -
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I once dated a girl who called me up at 9:00am... well... her friends did. They told me she had a secret she needed to tell me. Of course, curiosity gets the better of me, so I haggle it a bit amd get her on the phone. She stalls a bit... and then just blurts out, "I'm pregnant, and it's not your baby!"
Needless to say, I couldn't get back to sleep.
3 hours later though... I get a call...
"Just kidding!"
I don't miss her.
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Eris is the holder of the pink so you get orange for now - Xorus
TEH POWER OF PINK COMPELS J00!1 - Immy |
Arigato
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Posted - 2006.09.15 04:08:00 -
[8]
Edited by: Arigato on 15/09/2006 04:08:04
damn alts...
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zwerg
Caldari
mUfFiN fAcToRy
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Posted - 2006.09.15 04:32:00 -
[9]
Originally by: Kurren
I once dated a girl who called me up at 9:00am... well... her friends did. They told me she had a secret she needed to tell me. Of course, curiosity gets the better of me, so I haggle it a bit amd get her on the phone. She stalls a bit... and then just blurts out, "I'm pregnant, and it's not your baby!"
Needless to say, I couldn't get back to sleep.
3 hours later though... I get a call...
"Just kidding!"
I don't miss her.
OmG lool, what the hell!
Womens are stupid! lolz sry most are.
I WANT MOREEEEEEEEEE STORIES
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spookz
Freedom Confederation
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Posted - 2006.09.15 11:41:00 -
[10]
My GF is almost as bad as Jade Goody when it comes to geography, although she has got much better since we first got together.
"I want these motherf*****g sharks off the motherf*****g roller coaster!" |
Adonis 4174
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Posted - 2006.09.15 11:58:00 -
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An ex of mine used to try to convince me I'd got her pregnant, the most memorable time being less than 4 hours after we'd done a panic run to the shops because her period had come a day early.
Yes. Your period started this morning but now you're pregnant.
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the bandersnatch
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Posted - 2006.09.15 14:51:00 -
[12]
My girlfriend came out with "does an atomic bomb blow up the world?" the other day.
We'd just watched the Battlestar Galactica pilot where the cylons attack the planet with all the nukes. 
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Scrofalitic One
Total Warehouse Logistics
Dusk and Dawn
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Posted - 2006.09.15 15:38:00 -
[13]
I told an ex-girlfriend that if she looked through the door of the micro-wave oven when it was on it would make her tooth loose, and eventually they would fall out.
I also told her that the small lumps on the outside of banana skins were spider eggs.
Was truly funny hearing her tell people these 'facts' afterwards. I got in sooooo much trouble when someone set her straight though :(
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Zeno Kang
Amarr
Royal Knights of Khanid
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Posted - 2006.09.15 15:43:00 -
[14]
Edited by: Zeno Kang on 15/09/2006 15:43:47
If the links are still good in this thread, they're really, really good for a laugh.
http://forums.nasioc.com/forums/showthread.php?threadid=536809&perpage=25&pagenumber=1
Quote:
So back around Thanksgiving time (2003), when it snowed for the first time, I was out drifting around corp parking lots at Midnight.
On my way home I see a new V6 accord with it's flashers on sitting on the side of the road next to this not-so-bad-to-look-at blonde.
I pull over and get the story, she lives 500ft from there and ran out of gas, thought she could make it, blah blah blonde...
I'm a nice guy, so I take her down to the gas station so that we can pick up some gas and get her rolling again.
Turns out she blew all her cash and doesn't get paid for another few days.
Fine, I give her 5 bucks and we roll out with the gas back up to her car.
We get the car running and warmed up, I drop her my card and tell her that if she needs anything to gimmie a call, as I live close by. We both depart and drive our separate directions.
I get to work the next day to find the anticipated "Thank you" voice mail and then notice that there are 3 more from her as well...
About a few days later I realize that this chick is completely F'ed in the head P S Y C H O!
I get calls at 2 or 3 am, sometimes 5 am, whenever she gets back from drinking. I don't answer anymore and normally get about 2-3 overflow voice mails. (system cuts her off, she calls back..)
[Note: I have never actualy called this chick and after the first 2 months of drunken ranting have stopped answering her calls.]
Below are some of the recent MP3's from the last 2 or so weeks.
Pay particular attention to #3 and #9.
There used to be much funnier "drink and dial" messages, but verizon finally deleted them on me for saving them for too long =(
Linkage
Originally by: Arthmandar Valikari
A whole lot of folks say [nerf Empire] which ... all boil down to ... 'I'm unhappy because other people play the game in a way which isn't as fun for me as it could be.' |
Ceramik
Black Avatar
Firmus Ixion
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Posted - 2006.09.15 18:47:00 -
[15]
Edited by: Ceramik on 15/09/2006 18:47:58
Edited by: Ceramik on 15/09/2006 18:47:31
My ex just now, as I was reading this, told me this little tale:
AIM SN (1:39:13 PM): i had a deep conversaton about winnie the pooh last night
AIM SN (1:39:17 PM): how eyore was suicidal
AIM SN (1:39:21 PM): and piglet was a faget
AIM SN (1:39:25 PM): faggot
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C Duggan
Gallente
Pandoras Mining Covanant
R i s e
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Posted - 2006.09.15 20:11:00 -
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me > you know fairies arent real right?
her > yea, of course
me > same thing for giants and elves and pixies and goblins
me > even the "sprites" from the adverts
her > ha ha, mi not that thick
me > dragons arent real too
her > yea, i know, they are extinct with the dinosaurs
me > um, no hon, they are fictional, made up, never real
her > dinosaurs were real, im sure of it
me > yea, dinosaurs were, but dragons arent.
her > yea they were (calls her mum) "mum, dragons were real werent they?"
her mum > no honey, they werent real
her > why is everyone lying to me? they were real, im sure of it, STOP BEING SO MEAN.
lol, she still to this day insists that dragons were real and is gonna prove it.
man its a good job i love her :)
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new aliance, new sig in the making.
RISE above the rest.
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Gretchen Dawntreader
Minmatar
Brutor tribe
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Posted - 2006.09.15 21:22:00 -
[17]
don't be a Piglet hater! I was never clear what exactly Piglet did, except worry and fret, usually about what Poo was doing.
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lofty29
Gallente
Aliastra
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Posted - 2006.09.15 22:35:00 -
[18]
Originally by: C Duggan
me > you know fairies arent real right?
her > yea, of course
me > same thing for giants and elves and pixies and goblins
me > even the "sprites" from the adverts
her > ha ha, mi not that thick
me > dragons arent real too
her > yea, i know, they are extinct with the dinosaurs
me > um, no hon, they are fictional, made up, never real
her > dinosaurs were real, im sure of it
me > yea, dinosaurs were, but dragons arent.
her > yea they were (calls her mum) "mum, dragons were real werent they?"
her mum > no honey, they werent real
her > why is everyone lying to me? they were real, im sure of it, STOP BEING SO MEAN.
lol, she still to this day insists that dragons were real and is gonna prove it.
man its a good job i love her :)
Dragons are real....komodo? 
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Originally by: inSpirAcy
Just like a tumour, the Brutix grows on you.
I pwnz0r your sig, muahaha - Tirg
Noes i got beat by a girl >.< - Xorus |
Ridley Tree
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Posted - 2006.09.15 23:09:00 -
[19]
"I love being your girlfriend"
"..."
"What?"
"..."
"I am right?"
"I'm going now."
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Micia
Minmatar
N.A.S.A.
Cobra Alliance
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Posted - 2006.09.15 23:09:00 -
[20]
Leafy Sea Dragon
Saw some live specimens yesterday. 
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Originally by: Devian 666
I use my mining disruptor, mining nos, mining hvy launchers and mining valks/acolytes on them.
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Kurren
Farscape Mining
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Posted - 2006.09.15 23:21:00 -
[21]
Originally by: C Duggan
me > you know fairies arent real right?
her > yea, of course
me > same thing for giants and elves and pixies and goblins
me > even the "sprites" from the adverts
her > ha ha, mi not that thick
me > dragons arent real too
her > yea, i know, they are extinct with the dinosaurs
me > um, no hon, they are fictional, made up, never real
her > dinosaurs were real, im sure of it
me > yea, dinosaurs were, but dragons arent.
her > yea they were (calls her mum) "mum, dragons were real werent they?"
her mum > no honey, they werent real
her > why is everyone lying to me? they were real, im sure of it, STOP BEING SO MEAN.
lol, she still to this day insists that dragons were real and is gonna prove it.
man its a good job i love her :)
They actually have a show on the Discovery Channel every now and then discussing the possibilities of dragons being real... sadly enough... with "proof."
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zwerg
Caldari
mUfFiN fAcToRy
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Posted - 2006.09.15 23:30:00 -
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LoL nice stories till now, wanna have mooooreeeeeee :)
Another one from a friend of mine in RL:
First thing:
Tobias: Son
Mellanie: Mother
Fabien : Father
I'll shortcut with T M F,
Well here is the story;
While Mellanie is watching TV with a darn high concentration Tobias is going to his Father and asks:
Daddy where are the children from?
F: well ask mommy she knows that better than me.
T: Mommy where are the children from?
With high concentration she was staring @ the TV and said:
Well when mommy and daddy love each other.
T: Huh?
M: Well then mommy and daddy get naked while youre in the kindergarten and daddy is putting his weiner between my legs in my flowie.
Fabian heard that and stared @ his wife:
WTF?! what are you telling him?! The lil one just laughed about it and told it to my son.
What would you do if you heard that from your 6year old son?! Darn ****it not?!
Tobias: Son
Mellanie: Mother
Fabien : Father
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pushdogg
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Posted - 2006.09.15 23:49:00 -
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i once had a girlfirend who insisted i get off her computer when it was raining, because she thought that lightning would fry it, i was trying to make a flash video with the help of my friend over the phone, and she became SO insistant that my friend was even freaked out......after that i never called her again.....although i kinda regret it a lil now, she was the only chick i have ever met that loved star wars and the whole sci-fi thing, most chicks think it is kinda kiddish(if that is a word=/)
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Vaslav Tchitcherine
Swag Co.
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Posted - 2006.09.18 02:33:00 -
[24]
Originally by: Ridley Tree
"I love being your girlfriend"
"..."
"What?"
"..."
"I am right?"
"I'm going now."
Best. Short. Story. Ever.
v.
swag
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Marie Sklodowska
Aliastra
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Posted - 2006.09.18 04:25:00 -
[25]
Lesson 1: Don't tell your girlfriend she's more complicated then the Middle East conflicts.
www.eve-search.com | www.eve-files.com |
Sakura Nihil
Tharsis Security
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Posted - 2006.09.18 04:42:00 -
[26]
Originally by: Marie Sklodowska
Lesson 1: Don't tell your girlfriend she's more complicated then the Middle East conflicts.
Noted  .
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LWMaverick
Quam Singulari
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Posted - 2006.09.18 07:54:00 -
[27]
Edited by: LWMaverick on 18/09/2006 08:05:57
Originally by: Kurren
I once dated a girl who called me up at 9:00am... well... her friends did. They told me she had a secret she needed to tell me. Of course, curiosity gets the better of me, so I haggle it a bit amd get her on the phone. She stalls a bit... and then just blurts out, "I'm pregnant, and it's not your baby!"
Needless to say, I couldn't get back to sleep.
3 hours later though... I get a call...
"Just kidding!"
I don't miss her.
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahhaahahhahah *breathe* Bwahahahahaahahahahaahahahahahahahahhhaha
.. Kinda mean though
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CadmiuOne
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Posted - 2006.09.18 08:13:00 -
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Ok this is too easy ... zwerg if u 'd make this a lets post the smartest sentence u'r girlfriend ever sad then we woud be in busines but this way ... there were so many from them all that it's imposible for me to remember and write then in here but let's try . I'll use only the capital starting letter .
L. "why soud i do that for u when i'm alredy full " ( her refusing me a BJ)
" me - dear pls take u'r coat with u it's cold outside
C. - we'll I do have u'rs so I'm set
me - How come we'r not having sex like we used to ?
D. - Cos my hedake medication needs a new perscription
***me wanting to break up with her
C. - So u dont love me enimore that's ok I love u for the both of us
me - actualy u'r geting on my nerws
C. - we'll I'm u'r gerlfriend and I'm suposed to do that
*** it was a long and paintfull chat ... after It I was still in the relationship , it took 3 friends 2 other girlfriend for her to realise it was time to let me go and 8 damm days of non stop calling I might ad!***
V. - I am twice inlove with u now then when I we were in the begining ... and to think in the begining I didnt feel a thing for u !
" Discovery is dangerousàbut so is life. A man unwilling to take risk is doomed never to learn, never to grow,never to live." |
Spiderweb
GENERIC RACE
Ushra'Khan
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Posted - 2006.09.18 08:27:00 -
[29]
Edited by: Spiderweb on 18/09/2006 08:28:08
Originally by: CadmiuOne
V. - I am twice inlove with u now then when I we were in the begining ... and to think in the begining I didnt feel a thing for u !
hahahah that made my day,
she wasnt really good in basic maths i suppose :D
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Donna Darko
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Posted - 2006.09.18 14:22:00 -
[30]
Originally by: Spiderweb
Originally by: CadmiuOne
V. - I am twice inlove with u now then when I we were in the begining ... and to think in the begining I didnt feel a thing for u !
hahahah that made my day,
she wasnt really good in basic maths i suppose :D
...Or maybe she was and thought he wasn't ;)
Stories. |
DOGNOSH
Minmatar
SKULLDOGS
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Posted - 2006.09.18 14:45:00 -
[31]
real one that happened to me,yes it was dumb of her to do it
her "it's me or your friends and your biking"
me "bye"
mmmm pink Eris will approve - Xorus
Xorus has been webbified - DOGNOSH
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Sakura Nihil
Tharsis Security
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Posted - 2006.09.18 16:54:00 -
[32]
Originally by: DOGNOSH
real one that happened to me,yes it was dumb of her to do it
her "it's me or your friends and your biking"
me "bye"
Lesson to women everywhere - don't try and back men into the corner like this. We don't take kindly to being told what to do, and if you give us an option to get away from your ultimatums, we'll take it  . The key would be to ask us this question in bed where we can't say no, lol .
Tharsis needs some ! |
Lexen Dragovich
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Posted - 2006.09.18 17:55:00 -
[33]
not a girlfriend story, just a good friend and his mom
I was sitting at my friends house, watching footage of the first Iraq war and they were showing the night vision and the bombs going into windows and things...
Mom: if you drop anything from that height, it will explode.
friend: Ma, if that was the case, the Army would be dumping old washing machines out of the back of the planes.
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Nefrin Maldoes
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Posted - 2006.09.19 03:28:00 -
[34]
here's one from a long time ago. In the U.S., all eight sided stop signs have a white line around them to make them more relective at night.
Me talkin to gf: "You know hun, those white lines around a stop sign mean it's optional, kina like a Yield sign."
Her: "Oh, ok."
Me: *snickers to self, thinking she'll pick up on the joke*
Imagine my surprise a few days later when she showed up angry as hell with two tickets. One for running a stop sign and one for trying to explain to the cop about the white line.
I don't think she misses me much.
That which does not kill us makes us stranger |
Gunther Dwendel
Minmatar
Texas Lone Star Spacers
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Posted - 2006.09.19 03:45:00 -
[35]
Originally by: Nefrin Maldoes
here's one from a long time ago. In the U.S., all eight sided stop signs have a white line around them to make them more relective at night.
Me talkin to gf: "You know hun, those white lines around a stop sign mean it's optional, kina like a Yield sign."
Her: "Oh, ok."
Me: *snickers to self, thinking she'll pick up on the joke*
Imagine my surprise a few days later when she showed up angry as hell with two tickets. One for running a stop sign and one for trying to explain to the cop about the white line.
I don't think she misses me much.
NOT funny, that endangered her life and all those around her, even more so if she is blond!
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Ildryn
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Posted - 2006.09.19 04:44:00 -
[36]
Mackie : We have been together a long time...and i would really like to have a child with you....i love you very much..
Me: I love you too....Do you think we are ready ?
Mackie: Yeah i allready talked to my mom about it...and she says if you really want to then you have to stop drinking Mountain Dew....
Me: "..." and "..." then some more "..."
Mackie: So you will stop ?
Me: "..." "Ummm yeah...."
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Jon Engel
APEX Unlimited
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Posted - 2006.09.19 15:48:00 -
[37]
Not my story but.
I was hanging out at my friends house with him and his girlfriend. His cell phone rings, and he answers it. The person on the phone asks for her and he gives her the phone, she gives him a dirty look and takes the phone into the other room.
He asks her why she is angry. She replies:
The phone call was from me.
He replied:
It's my phone
She replied again:
The phone call was for me.
about 40 minutes of pointless *****ing, I snuck out and went home. They called me the next day and asked where I went, I told them I bailed.
The moral of the story is, It was his phone, but the phone call was for her.
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franny
Phoenix Knights
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Posted - 2006.09.20 07:53:00 -
[38]
there's an easy way to stop that
BALL GAG
back on topic
my ex-gf(the one I had while seperated/divorced from my wife), we rented a larger place together with enough space for both our stuff and some room for my kids when they visited (we actually rented a house)
*me almost daily> you need to help with the bills, I can't pay for the rent, electric, cable, phone, etc on just my pay... or i'm gonna have to rent out a room
*her shortly before we broke up > why didn't you tell me, you needed help with the bills
yes she was blonde, she wasn't the brightest bulb, but she was fairly kinky and looked good naked(I miss her sometimes, shoulda kept her on the side )
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natashii
Developmental Neogenics Amalgamated
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Posted - 2006.09.20 12:52:00 -
[39]
Hmm, well I have a story of what I did to some guy i dated in University.
First he told me, he had never seen Futurama or Family Guy and ofc at this point, I was floored. But I saw it as an opportunity to show him EVERYTHING. So anyway, we start watching season 1 of Family Guy (this is a while back, as I had them on my pc as they were yet to be released) and he's not laughing. HE'S NOT EVEN SMIRKING.
I ask him..."are you sick? Not feeling well? Headache? Horny? What? WHAT? WHY AREN'T YOU LAUGHING AHHHHHH"
He replies with all seriousness */sighs* "Why is the dog talking? I mean, how am I supposed to take this seriously, if there is a dog talking like it's a human"
I say ".........it's a ******* cartoon and now i must ask you to leave. OH NO, i am not kidding, get your crap and get the hell out."
Then, I did the whole play dead and avoid trick and got him to get the picture. Call it shallow if you will, but come ONNNNNNNNN. WHAT? what was that? Pfft. I stand by that decision, we were incompatable.
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lolol old sig had to go...this will have to do
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Indra Sebuchiore
Sebiestor tribe
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Posted - 2006.09.20 13:04:00 -
[40]
Originally by: natashii
Hmm, well I have a story of what I did to some guy i dated in University.
First he told me, he had never seen Futurama or Family Guy and ofc at this point, I was floored. But I saw it as an opportunity to show him EVERYTHING. So anyway, we start watching season 1 of Family Guy (this is a while back, as I had them on my pc as they were yet to be released) and he's not laughing. HE'S NOT EVEN SMIRKING.
I ask him..."are you sick? Not feeling well? Headache? Horny? What? WHAT? WHY AREN'T YOU LAUGHING AHHHHHH"
He replies with all seriousness */sighs* "Why is the dog talking? I mean, how am I supposed to take this seriously, if there is a dog talking like it's a human"
I say ".........it's a ******* cartoon and now i must ask you to leave. OH NO, i am not kidding, get your crap and get the hell out."
Then, I did the whole play dead and avoid trick and got him to get the picture. Call it shallow if you will, but come ONNNNNNNNN. WHAT? what was that? Pfft. I stand by that decision, we were incompatable.
I agree. Some people are just weird, and you are better off being without someone who just doesn't get your sense of hmuour. 
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"In girum imus nocte, et consumimur igni."
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Ceramik
Black Avatar
Firmus Ixion
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Posted - 2006.09.20 15:46:00 -
[41]
Get your sense of humor? That is pretty generous. Someone who asks why the dog is talking in family guy is...I don't know if they have a word for that. That story blows my mind.
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Lexen Dragovich
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Posted - 2006.09.20 16:27:00 -
[42]
Edited by: Lexen Dragovich on 20/09/2006 16:27:21
Funny. I used to have a friend that argued with cartoon physics.
Cartoon: Cat walks up invisible stairs to get at a certain yellow bird
friend: "he can't do that!"
I used to laugh until I realized that he was serious.
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Sakura Nihil
Tharsis Security
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Posted - 2006.09.20 17:29:00 -
[43]
Originally by: Indra Sebuchiore
Originally by: natashii
Hmm, well I have a story of what I did to some guy i dated in University.
First he told me, he had never seen Futurama or Family Guy and ofc at this point, I was floored. But I saw it as an opportunity to show him EVERYTHING. So anyway, we start watching season 1 of Family Guy (this is a while back, as I had them on my pc as they were yet to be released) and he's not laughing. HE'S NOT EVEN SMIRKING.
I ask him..."are you sick? Not feeling well? Headache? Horny? What? WHAT? WHY AREN'T YOU LAUGHING AHHHHHH"
He replies with all seriousness */sighs* "Why is the dog talking? I mean, how am I supposed to take this seriously, if there is a dog talking like it's a human"
I say ".........it's a ******* cartoon and now i must ask you to leave. OH NO, i am not kidding, get your crap and get the hell out."
Then, I did the whole play dead and avoid trick and got him to get the picture. Call it shallow if you will, but come ONNNNNNNNN. WHAT? what was that? Pfft. I stand by that decision, we were incompatable.
I agree. Some people are just weird, and you are better off being without someone who just doesn't get your sense of hmuour.
*shakes head slowly*
apparently someone's humor switch is stuck in the off position
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Mtthias Clemi
Gallente
The Echelon
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Posted - 2006.09.20 19:14:00 -
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Edited by: Mtthias Clemi on 20/09/2006 19:24:59
Nt my Gf, but my mates gf Insists that you would be ok if you fell into a black hole.. and that inanimate objects might be able to think..
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HIGHLord Templar
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Posted - 2006.09.20 19:23:00 -
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Edited by: HIGHLord Templar on 20/09/2006 19:23:52
yeah shes thinks that
1) objects can think
2) birds look like planes
3) her and my mate harry want to jump into a black hole "to see what it feels like" ....all attempts at reasoning have been tried and i iv given up lol
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Mang Josse
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Posted - 2006.09.21 09:08:00 -
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Originally by: natashii
Hmm, well I have a story of what I did to some guy i dated in University.
First he told me, he had never seen Futurama or Family Guy and ofc at this point, I was floored. But I saw it as an opportunity to show him EVERYTHING. So anyway, we start watching season 1 of Family Guy (this is a while back, as I had them on my pc as they were yet to be released) and he's not laughing. HE'S NOT EVEN SMIRKING.
I ask him..."are you sick? Not feeling well? Headache? Horny? What? WHAT? WHY AREN'T YOU LAUGHING AHHHHHH"
He replies with all seriousness */sighs* "Why is the dog talking? I mean, how am I supposed to take this seriously, if there is a dog talking like it's a human"
I say ".........it's a ******* cartoon and now i must ask you to leave. OH NO, i am not kidding, get your crap and get the hell out."
Then, I did the whole play dead and avoid trick and got him to get the picture. Call it shallow if you will, but come ONNNNNNNNN. WHAT? what was that? Pfft. I stand by that decision, we were incompatable.
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JOSEPHx
Caldari
Mercenary Forces
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Posted - 2006.09.21 09:45:00 -
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I told my mates girlfriend that i was going to dublin for work, she said "why are you going to work in germany?"
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Luthien Firefoot
Synergy.
Imperial Republic Of the North
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Posted - 2006.09.21 10:55:00 -
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Scootish ppl often use the term 'to me' instead of the normal term 'for me', it's not really a problem in most cases as in 'when you are down the shop can you get a pack of cigarettes to me'. However..
Last weekend my gf / partner was not well and stayed in bed, so I got up and did the breakfast stuff, kids etc.. I popped back upstairs to see how she was doing and she asked me ' will you feed the guinea pigs to me' ?
I looked at her and realised she didn't see the funny side, so I bought one of the guinea pigs upstairs with some bread and tomato ketchup..
She just looked blankly at me and I obviously explained, while laffing like a maniac
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Indra Sebuchiore
Sebiestor tribe
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Posted - 2006.09.21 10:57:00 -
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I told my girlfriend that "dragon" story from earlier in this thread, and she said "So... dragon's aren't real then?"
So I asked her what mythical creatures she could name:
"Erm... I know trolls aren't real. Not sure about fairies. Or Eskimos. I believe in Mermaids...."
Me: "Whoa, hold on a second... you don't believe in Eskimos?"
Her: "Are they supposed to be real?"
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HolographicEntrypoint
The Collective
Against ALL Authorities
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Posted - 2006.09.21 13:33:00 -
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Originally by: natashii
Hmm, well I have a story of what I did to some guy i dated in University.
First he told me, he had never seen Futurama or Family Guy and ofc at this point, I was floored. But I saw it as an opportunity to show him EVERYTHING. So anyway, we start watching season 1 of Family Guy (this is a while back, as I had them on my pc as they were yet to be released) and he's not laughing. HE'S NOT EVEN SMIRKING.
I ask him..."are you sick? Not feeling well? Headache? Horny? What? WHAT? WHY AREN'T YOU LAUGHING AHHHHHH"
He replies with all seriousness */sighs* "Why is the dog talking? I mean, how am I supposed to take this seriously, if there is a dog talking like it's a human"
I say ".........it's a ******* cartoon and now i must ask you to leave. OH NO, i am not kidding, get your crap and get the hell out."
Then, I did the whole play dead and avoid trick and got him to get the picture. Call it shallow if you will, but come ONNNNNNNNN. WHAT? what was that? Pfft. I stand by that decision, we were incompatable.
It could be a mental sickness ... I hear ppl get that sometimes.
Btw Family Guy _IS_ boring.
Futurama is good, though.
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Adonis 4174
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Posted - 2006.09.21 14:04:00 -
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I wouldn't say I'd go through a whole season of Family Guy and not laugh once but as humour goes it's not great. The baby with the snob accent tends to be funny.
However, the concept of wuv confuses and infuriates us.
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M0RIARTY
Minmatar
Shadows of the Dead
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Posted - 2006.09.21 14:15:00 -
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Originally by: DOGNOSH
real one that happened to me,yes it was dumb of her to do it
her "it's me or your friends and your biking"
me "bye"
I hear that one.... My "ex" Girlfriend said the same thing to me, now I have been in a Bike club for many many years, way before I even knew her.... so how does that work.
Been with current girlie for 6+ years just got married, she comes out with so many of these I couldn't list em all, but my fav is this:
Stuck in heavy traffic for around 2 hours, not moving anywhere.... she looks across at me and says, "If we had a helecopter, we could fly above the traffic and see which roads were clear and get away from this traffic", she looked pleased with herself and had obviously been thinking about this for a while.... I replied, "babe, if we had a helecopter, I really don't think we would need to worry about the traffic"......
Most freaky thing she has done: I woke up in the middle of the night and opened my eyes to find her lying on her side just staring at me.... I said "What?" she replied " I said what first" in an angry voice then went to sleep, she remembered nothing about it in the morning.
But she's real cute and well........ 'nuf said :D
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