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Hardin
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Posted - 2003.10.21 14:30:00 -
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Edited by: Hardin on 21/10/2003 14:32:10
Comrades my heart is heavy!
Since Miso left EVE I have not been myself.
I constantly find myself reminisicing about the good ol' days and to be honest its staring to bug my corp m8s!
Anyway, I think I have an answer to my lamentable situation and that is to find myself another cheeky Gallente wench!
As a noble Amarr of fine heritage I am the perfect catch for any Gallente female... I find my distinguished hair and jutting chin are a particular turn on.
I would of course have to teach the lucky lady the proper respect for all Amarr males and instill in her a love for the Empire and all its works.
Despite being traditionalist in outlook I find myself constantly attracted by Gallente wenches which numerous visits to the Inquisition and regular self-flagellation have not cured.
I know this will probably earn me the disdain of other conservative Amarr but I cannot resist the charms of the Gallente wenches (not least due to their prowess in bed)...
If you are a Gallente bird please help end my sadness now!
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Hardin
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Posted - 2003.10.21 14:52:00 -
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Hmmmm...
Charity maybe I could let my standards slip...
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Hardin
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Posted - 2003.10.21 15:45:00 -
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Edited by: Hardin on 21/10/2003 15:48:09
Ah...
I am quite gratified that at least a few Gallente wenches have responded...
Azziza: I like a lass with spirit. In fact my relationship with Miso started along similar lines after she promised to:
'**** on your frozen corpse and mount it over my fireplace'
From that moment on I was hooked. When can we meet? You do realise you will have to travel to me as it would be beneath me to actually travel to meet a wench?
I also need some relaxation after fulfilling my duties defending the Amarr Empire and a massage would be lovely!
Daphne Moon: I have to admit your a bit of a looker and the promise of access to your CEO's legendary **** collection has its attractions. We shall have to rendevous soon!
Lianhaun: I am not sure if I would be willing to be share any of these Gallente wenches but if it was for our Amarr champions I might consider it! 
Maud: we shall have to set a date when we can share beer and manly stories of sport and wenches!
Anyway I feel a little better now - but am still a bit down - aren't there some other Gallente's out there willing to love for the Empire?
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Hardin
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Posted - 2003.10.21 16:05:00 -
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Ummm Zena ur kinda cute...
Fancy some big Amarrian love? 
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Hardin
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Posted - 2003.10.21 16:42:00 -
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I am in love! \ /
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Hardin
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Posted - 2003.10.21 16:44:00 -
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Edited by: Hardin on 21/10/2003 16:49:56
Pah... your ugly anyway!
I bet if I met you down the Quafe bar you would swoon at my feet! Especially when I unleashed my 100% guaranteed chat up lines on you!
"Is that a ladder in your tights?... Or is it a stairway to heavan?"
It never fails!
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Hardin
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Posted - 2003.10.21 17:06:00 -
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Extreme wealth... hmmm...
Charactername : Hardin
Total skill points : 4494207
Total Cash : ISK 803,445
Nope...
I just have to rely on my good looks, charisma and Amarrian charm!
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Hardin
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Posted - 2003.10.21 17:08:00 -
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Not that I would wear tights for that matter.
well perhaps you should?
Indeed Jim, I have no doubt the wench could be considerably improved with some fishnets!
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Hardin
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Posted - 2003.10.21 17:59:00 -
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OMG - a fast mover 
We'll prolly be married this time next week!
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Hardin
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Posted - 2003.10.21 18:39:00 -
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Ahhhh... how sweet... I liked it all until the last sentence
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Hardin
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Posted - 2003.10.21 18:55:00 -
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/emote runs away as fast as his legs can carry him!
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Posted - 2003.10.21 22:55:00 -
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Ah you are a wench after my own heart. Sorry could not meet up tonight... been paying off some old debts you see
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Posted - 2003.10.22 10:47:00 -
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Bootalicious you are definitely a fine specimen of Gallente womanhood.
Unfortunately Jovin has proved herself most keen. I therefore will stick to one Gallente woman for the moment (under pressure from my corp m8s)
If Jovin should fail to meet my high standards I am sure to come calling though. So do not despair fine lady!
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Hardin
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Posted - 2003.10.22 11:15:00 -
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It's so lonely in space though.
Even the Minmatar women are starting to look like a good option 
Oh my... even I am not that desperate!
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