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Hardin
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Posted - 2003.10.21 14:30:00 -
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Edited by: Hardin on 21/10/2003 14:32:10
Comrades my heart is heavy!
Since Miso left EVE I have not been myself.
I constantly find myself reminisicing about the good ol' days and to be honest its staring to bug my corp m8s!
Anyway, I think I have an answer to my lamentable situation and that is to find myself another cheeky Gallente wench!
As a noble Amarr of fine heritage I am the perfect catch for any Gallente female... I find my distinguished hair and jutting chin are a particular turn on.
I would of course have to teach the lucky lady the proper respect for all Amarr males and instill in her a love for the Empire and all its works.
Despite being traditionalist in outlook I find myself constantly attracted by Gallente wenches which numerous visits to the Inquisition and regular self-flagellation have not cured.
I know this will probably earn me the disdain of other conservative Amarr but I cannot resist the charms of the Gallente wenches (not least due to their prowess in bed)...
If you are a Gallente bird please help end my sadness now!
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Charity Regard
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Posted - 2003.10.21 14:34:00 -
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I'm Caldari so I guess I can't help you...sorry.
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Draximus Prime
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Posted - 2003.10.21 14:36:00 -
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You can help me dont worry about it.
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To dare in fields is valor; but how few dare to be throughly valiant to be true? |
Khal St
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Posted - 2003.10.21 14:36:00 -
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Hardin,
Did you manage get new discoballs fitted? I think that may help your quest for a Gallente!
They like the bright lights.... 
Only the insane prosper, only those who prosper can truly judge what is sane...
Try TXI's Cal-afeÖ - That Caldari Power Taste!
and now..
Tri-StarsiÖ - Power, Wealth & Revenge!
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Khal St
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Posted - 2003.10.21 14:39:00 -
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Damn Charity... 
Can i interest you in a glass of Cal-afeÖ?
Only the insane prosper, only those who prosper can truly judge what is sane...
Try TXI's Cal-afeÖ - That Caldari Power Taste!
and now..
Tri-StarsiÖ - Power, Wealth & Revenge!
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Maud Dib
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Posted - 2003.10.21 14:44:00 -
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 Quote:
I'm Caldari so I guess I can't help you...sorry.
Gallente girls will do it for pearls
and Minmatar for water
but if you desire days of passion that flames
try a true Caldarian daughter.
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Hardin
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Posted - 2003.10.21 14:52:00 -
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Hmmmm...
Charity maybe I could let my standards slip...
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Macumba
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Posted - 2003.10.21 14:56:00 -
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Send in the ladyboys!
"PVP = griefing" Papa Smurf |
Charity Regard
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Posted - 2003.10.21 14:59:00 -
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Edited by: Charity Regard on 21/10/2003 15:00:36
There will be no slippage of my standards, one of which is to never get involved with a man who would refer to a lady as a wench. Guess you're destined to remain a lonely Amarr unless as Maud pointed out one of those easy to please Gallente women comes along soon.
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Shikoku
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Posted - 2003.10.21 15:04:00 -
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Hardin
I have sent the link to this thread to Miso - I think it may amuse her to see your attempts at pulling.
Shikoku
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Be Like This!might cause seizure -Eris now Dizzycordia
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Azziza Meekstone
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Posted - 2003.10.21 15:16:00 -
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Hmmm ... actually interesting,.. where shall we meet ye amarrian scum, we could pod someone at moonlight.
*Theyre coming to take me away ! ho ho hi hi ha ha!!* |
Daphne Moon
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Posted - 2003.10.21 15:21:00 -
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Rah! Did someone call?
Well, I wouldn't presume to try and fill Miso's shoes, but I have to admit, the Amarrian concepts of guilt, sin and discipline intrigue me, as they are quite foreign to us Gallente... Maybe you could teach me something about them?
And if you're lucky, I might persuade our CEO Tessy to let you have a look at her collection of sublime erotica, purely for research purposes, of course...
Not too sure about those discoballs though - punk's more my bag Though I'm sure that beneath that reserved, traditionalist exterior of yours beats the heart of a true moshpit warrior
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Lianhaun
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Posted - 2003.10.21 15:30:00 -
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Hardin is starting a harem of Gallente wenches.
OMG
I wonder if other Amarrian warriors may use them to relax from or prepare for the chamionships.
This universe never ceases to amaze me
This is not a hijack
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Maud Dib
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Posted - 2003.10.21 15:34:00 -
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Edited by: Maud Dib on 21/10/2003 15:35:40
Hardin when I get back from deep space we'll get together and go looking for a saucy Gal girl to replace that hole in your head...ummm I mean heart. If nothing else maybe we'll bget podded by j0sophine.
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Arlana
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Posted - 2003.10.21 15:43:00 -
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*wink wink*
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Hardin
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Posted - 2003.10.21 15:45:00 -
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Edited by: Hardin on 21/10/2003 15:48:09
Ah...
I am quite gratified that at least a few Gallente wenches have responded...
Azziza: I like a lass with spirit. In fact my relationship with Miso started along similar lines after she promised to:
'**** on your frozen corpse and mount it over my fireplace'
From that moment on I was hooked. When can we meet? You do realise you will have to travel to me as it would be beneath me to actually travel to meet a wench?
I also need some relaxation after fulfilling my duties defending the Amarr Empire and a massage would be lovely!
Daphne Moon: I have to admit your a bit of a looker and the promise of access to your CEO's legendary **** collection has its attractions. We shall have to rendevous soon!
Lianhaun: I am not sure if I would be willing to be share any of these Gallente wenches but if it was for our Amarr champions I might consider it!
Maud: we shall have to set a date when we can share beer and manly stories of sport and wenches!
Anyway I feel a little better now - but am still a bit down - aren't there some other Gallente's out there willing to love for the Empire?
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Jim Hawkins
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Posted - 2003.10.21 15:48:00 -
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Vice Admiral Hardin.
This manic fixation with Gallente *****s is a cause for much concern and will not be tolerated.
Mention of a harem is particularly disturbing. Not least as such a congregation would leave less for the rest of us. Please desist from this distressing, passionate love plea immediately, or do the decent thing and find one with some nice mates - maybe one that'll let me mash her jubblies.
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Zena
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Posted - 2003.10.21 15:59:00 -
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Well if nothing else at least your funny :p
"Eat Worms Dirtbag" |
Hardin
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Posted - 2003.10.21 16:05:00 -
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Ummm Zena ur kinda cute...
Fancy some big Amarrian love? 
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MS BLAST
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Posted - 2003.10.21 16:18:00 -
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I think we all miss Miso & Daes. I hope they come back, we could throw them a Party!
(Bring your own Babyoil/jello/etc.)
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j0sephine
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Posted - 2003.10.21 16:21:00 -
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"Hardin when I get back from deep space we'll get together and go looking for a saucy Gal girl to replace that hole in your head...ummm I mean heart. If nothing else maybe we'll bget podded by j0sophine."
... Wouldn't that just be replacing one hole with another..except the new one would be in the wallet. o.O
As for the podding... now Mr.Dib, i couldn't possibly do thing like that to such talented poet... could i? :s
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Jovin Ketils
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Posted - 2003.10.21 16:25:00 -
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My dear Hardin,
so somber it is, to see such a venerable and manly Amarr , lonely and in dire straits. Deep inside my heart I knew that the current affairs and the Oracle lads would not be able to keep your mind of Miso's abrupt departure.
Let me lighten your heart and soothe your sore back. My services will involve a comprehensive therapy of verbal consultations, powered gadgets and a few fedos for combatting the more mundane days.
Although, I must insist that you immediately stop this deplorable self-flagellation, as I have no desire to mend your scars of sorrow, when you share my bed. Ignore the ill advice of the silly and outdated inquisition, as I request your undivided attention when you are with me. Oh and besides, your PIE boys will probably be thankful for the peace from your advances towards them.
Board my ship please, my home is a lone rifter, which my previous lover gave me in appreciation for rendered services. Maybe a wealthy Amarr such as yourself could be more generous than him.
So does my offer entice your desire for a Gallente Redhead? 
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Hardin
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Posted - 2003.10.21 16:42:00 -
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I am in love! \/
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Varia
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Posted - 2003.10.21 16:42:00 -
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Oh how tempting but after thinking about your heart-warming offer for a few seconds I soon realized that the sensation I was in fact experiencing was heartburn.
I believe I would rather pull out my own fingernails than entertain for another microsecond your disgusting offer.
If you have a shred of civilization in your crude Armarrian being I would urge you to press your ships self-destruct button to enable all the Gallente ladies within eve to be able to sleep well knowing such an oaf is no more.
Yours NEVER!
Varia
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Hardin
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Posted - 2003.10.21 16:44:00 -
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Edited by: Hardin on 21/10/2003 16:49:56
Pah... your ugly anyway!
I bet if I met you down the Quafe bar you would swoon at my feet! Especially when I unleashed my 100% guaranteed chat up lines on you!
"Is that a ladder in your tights?... Or is it a stairway to heavan?"
It never fails!
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Oosel
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Posted - 2003.10.21 16:55:00 -
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i cant believe u dont have them falling at ure feet. with ure age and extreme wealth you are eve's no1 sugar daddy
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Varia
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Posted - 2003.10.21 17:03:00 -
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Edited by: Varia on 21/10/2003 17:05:49
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Pah... your ugly anyway!
I bet if I met you down the Quafe bar you would swoon at my feet! Especially when I unleashed my 100% guaranteed chat up lines on you!
"Is that a ladder in your tights?... Or is it a stairway to heavan?"
It never fails!
Hmm I think IÆm going to be sick.
Not that I would wear tights for that matter.
[i]Women that strive to equal men lack ambition. |
Rixeh
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Posted - 2003.10.21 17:04:00 -
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*snicker* 
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Of war men will ask its outcome, not its cause.
-- Seneca
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Jim Hawkins
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Posted - 2003.10.21 17:05:00 -
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Not that I would wear tights for that matter.
well perhaps you should?
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Hardin
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Posted - 2003.10.21 17:06:00 -
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Extreme wealth... hmmm...
Charactername : Hardin
Total skill points : 4494207
Total Cash : ISK 803,445
Nope...
I just have to rely on my good looks, charisma and Amarrian charm!
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