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DB Preacher
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Posted - 2003.10.21 17:08:00 -
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Edited by: DB Preacher on 21/10/2003 17:09:25
Bah, you Amarr men should know your place. Get back to the sink where you belong and leave the real flying to us Minmatar ladies.
*DB Preacher c r a c k s the whip*
Current RKK Ranking: (CAL4) Soldier
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Hardin
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Posted - 2003.10.21 17:08:00 -
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Not that I would wear tights for that matter.
well perhaps you should?
Indeed Jim, I have no doubt the wench could be considerably improved with some fishnets!
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Wretch's Toy
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Posted - 2003.10.21 17:13:00 -
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I fit the description but am taken  .
Wretch's Toy
Cyberdyne Systems
Love Me!
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Maud Dib
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Posted - 2003.10.21 17:23:00 -
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"Hardin when I get back from deep space we'll get together and go looking for a saucy Gal girl to replace that hole in your head...ummm I mean heart. If nothing else maybe we'll bget podded by j0sophine. "
... Wouldn't that just be replacing one hole with another..except the new one would be in the wallet. o.O
As for the podding... now Mr.Dib, i couldn't possibly do thing like that to such talented poet... could i? :s
Some how Lady j0sephine I think you could send a guy a love letter on the end of a cruise missile.
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Varia
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Posted - 2003.10.21 17:23:00 -
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Not that I would wear tights for that matter.
well perhaps you should?
Indeed Jim, I have no doubt the wench could be considerably improved with some fishnets!
I prefer stockings or pull-ups myself.
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Maud Dib
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Posted - 2003.10.21 17:26:00 -
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I fit the description but am taken .
Hey ask The Wretch if that bounty is still up on JEDI please. Not that I would ever collect on it.
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Jovin Ketils
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Posted - 2003.10.21 17:38:00 -
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I am in love! \ /
Oh my, splendid! Now, I am enroute to Yulai, to apply for a joint checking and savings account for us Hardin, at the Amarr Bank. Then after that, please take me out for a treat, to that fancy mall in Yulai VIII - Moon 10 Concord Logistic Support. I need to do some shopping there for lingerie and new cupboard for the little rifter kitchen, the fedo claws are ruining the oak finish.
Oh Hardin, I am soo happy for us, I got to tell my mom about this! And please don't be late for some relaxation and fun later tonight.
Love Jovin
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Hardin
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Posted - 2003.10.21 17:59:00 -
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OMG - a fast mover 
We'll prolly be married this time next week!
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Rodj Blake
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Posted - 2003.10.21 18:02:00 -
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Edited by: Rodj Blake on 21/10/2003 18:05:41
Careful Hardin, she sounds as though she might be the possessive type, or even a bunny-boiler
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Charity Regard
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Posted - 2003.10.21 18:04:00 -
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Hardin, so happy to see that the Gallente wenches of EVE did not disappoint. As a true lady, my heart ached with worry over the thought of your lonely heart. I am relieved to see that love and companionship is possible even for the souls of EVE who have no class.
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Hardin
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Posted - 2003.10.21 18:39:00 -
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Ahhhh... how sweet... I liked it all until the last sentence
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Brutilda
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Posted - 2003.10.21 18:48:00 -
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Them Gallente hos are stooooooopid. Yous need some Brutor luvin'.
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Hardin
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Posted - 2003.10.21 18:55:00 -
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/emote runs away as fast as his legs can carry him!
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Jovin Ketils
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Posted - 2003.10.21 19:26:00 -
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Careful Hardin, she sounds as though she might be the possessive type, or even a bunny-boiler
Well, I do not know what you are implying Mr. Blake, by saying that I am possessive. I am a lawyer, and slandering my reputation is not tolerated. My fateful attraction to Mr. Hardin is none of your business.
Hardin Love, that aweful clerk at the SCC bank did not want to talk with me in Yulai and suggested that me and him had a little "private" talk in his office in Tar. What a lewd conduct for an measly bank clerk!
To try to forget all this, I have decided to cook something special for you tonight. See you later darling.
Kisses Jovin
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Hardin
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Posted - 2003.10.21 22:55:00 -
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Ah you are a wench after my own heart. Sorry could not meet up tonight... been paying off some old debts you see
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Red Six
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Posted - 2003.10.22 05:00:00 -
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How typical of an Amarran, having to beg for the attention of a woman. A real man earns the respect and heart of a woman but that's not something you would understand.
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Bootalicious
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Posted - 2003.10.22 07:56:00 -
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Hello there big boy!
Will I do?
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Hardin
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Posted - 2003.10.22 10:47:00 -
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Bootalicious you are definitely a fine specimen of Gallente womanhood.
Unfortunately Jovin has proved herself most keen. I therefore will stick to one Gallente woman for the moment (under pressure from my corp m8s)
If Jovin should fail to meet my high standards I am sure to come calling though. So do not despair fine lady!
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Joshua Calvert
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Posted - 2003.10.22 10:58:00 -
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Can I have sloppy seconds?
Subjugating a Gallente wench to my passions may go some way towards easing the loss of our home system
LEEEEERRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY! |
Lianhaun
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Posted - 2003.10.22 11:01:00 -
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Can I have sloppy seconds?
Subjugating a Gallente wench to my passions may go some way towards easing the loss of our home system
A fine example of why Caldari women are usually single or married to other races
This is not a hijack
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Joshua Calvert
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Posted - 2003.10.22 11:02:00 -
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It's so lonely in space though.
Even the Minmatar women are starting to look like a good option 
LEEEEERRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY! |
Lianhaun
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Posted - 2003.10.22 11:11:00 -
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I actually thought the same about minie men, I mean I heard you can train them well.
This is not a hijack
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Hardin
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Posted - 2003.10.22 11:15:00 -
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It's so lonely in space though.
Even the Minmatar women are starting to look like a good option
Oh my... even I am not that desperate!
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Joshua Calvert
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Posted - 2003.10.22 11:18:00 -
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Hardin,
I've been forced into this my the only decent woman in my corporation. She wants to use me as a doormat and, while the offer seems attractive, she has very sharp spiked heels
P.S: If that gallente tart has a sister, let me know.
LEEEEERRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY! |
Jovin Ketils
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Posted - 2003.10.22 15:53:00 -
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Oh my... even I am not that desperate!
That is good to hear my love, as one can never be too sure about the minmatar genders. Both Hippey and Makkar for example, have a destinct lack of facial hair.
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Lady Evil
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Posted - 2003.10.22 16:04:00 -
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I'm a dirty galantee b****, spank me, spank me, harder, harder!
I'm not even wearing any clothes, look at my av!
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Jovin Ketils
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Posted - 2003.10.22 16:12:00 -
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Hardin,
I've been forced into this my the only decent woman in my corporation. She wants to use me as a doormat and, while the offer seems attractive, she has very sharp spiked heels
Joshua, such an adventurous and brave Caldari as you, ought not have any problems with opening yourself to new ideas and experiment a little, I am sure that your corpmate is more than happy to oblige.
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P.S: If that gallente tart has a sister, let me know.
Sorry Joshua, I sadly do not have a sister. Although, a few girlfriends of mine have displayed amicable interest in your dealings with friends and foes.
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Maud Dib
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Posted - 2003.10.22 16:27:00 -
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Well hardin from the looks of it we aren't going to have that beer. It sounds like the little woman is going to be keeping you home nights.
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Jasmyn
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Posted - 2003.10.22 16:28:00 -
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It's so lonely in space though.
Even the Minmatar women are starting to look like a good option
you best watch what you say..
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Hellena
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Posted - 2003.10.22 16:30:00 -
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It's so lonely in space though.
Even the Minmatar women are starting to look like a good option
i do not find this to be amusing. you might want to watch whatyou say...or some MInmatar justmight pod you for a remark like that.
Not Just Another Pretty Face
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