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KnightCrawler
adeptus gattacus
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Posted - 2006.10.01 06:05:00 -
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Whats the stupidist thing you ever did in a pvp fight?
It could be a gate camp, a fleet battle, a small gang, or a solo fight
For me it was equipping a expensive tech 2 fitted thorax that I was going to use to kill a war target. This was a while back when a thorax had more drone space.
I equipped the thorax's high slots with Nosferatu's to power my tank and I figured the 8 heavy drones would do the work.
I undock and engage the target and when I tried to launch my drones they didnt launch, I sat there and died thinking that I was bugged.
It turns out when I read my killmail I realized I had put my 8 drones in my ships cargo hold and Not the drone bay 
How bout you?
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Scoundrelus
The Black Fleet
Pirate Coalition
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Posted - 2006.10.01 06:24:00 -
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Attacked a Stabber. At least I THOUGHT it was a stabber...
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Tychus
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Posted - 2006.10.01 06:42:00 -
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My dumbest?
I made it.... just now. Me and a few corp'ers were sitting SS'ed in Bhizheba, waiting for a few reinforcments to deal with a few Arcana Imperii LTD. After a beer and 4 mountain dews i had to go... badly. I mean, my teeth were floatin'. Did i log off? did i try to dock at a station without instadocks? NOPE!!!!! I ran to the b-room to relieve myself... and i come back to waking up in my new clone. Holy muther %%^^&&*&!!!!!!! I died without firing a shot . However... mad props to the Arcana crew. you are the first bunch of people to pod me since Zap. I mean, Lord Zap before he made his second character. So there!
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Quin Tal
Expeto Libertas
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Posted - 2006.10.01 06:44:00 -
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 Originally by: Tychus
My dumbest?
I made it.... just now. Me and a few corp'ers were sitting SS'ed in Bhizheba, waiting for a few reinforcments to deal with a few Arcana Imperii LTD. After a beer and 4 mountain dews i had to go... badly. I mean, my teeth were floatin'. Did i log off? did i try to dock at a station without instadocks? NOPE!!!!! I ran to the b-room to relieve myself... and i come back to waking up in my new clone. Holy muther %%^^&&*&!!!!!!! I died without firing a shot. However... mad props to the Arcana crew. you are the first bunch of people to pod me since Zap. I mean, Lord Zap before he made his second character. So there!
You should get a 4L milk jug and keep it by your comp during battles. When you have to go, just stick your bird in there, cap it off and throw it off the deck. Rules of the road.
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Lucio
Gallente
Incorporated Holdings
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Posted - 2006.10.01 06:44:00 -
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Well, virtually the one and only time I did PvP (rather than being ganked), I targetted someone in the fleet because their name sounded piratey and was promptly blown up by my allies drones...
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Vladimir Ilych
Hidden Industrial Group
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Posted - 2006.10.01 06:58:00 -
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panic
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Micia
Minmatar
N.A.S.A.
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Posted - 2006.10.01 07:03:00 -
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Knowing there was a gatecamp on the far side, I jumped in solo anyway.
Then charged the sniping Tempests (200-ish km out) head-on in my Rifter.
I think I reduced the range by 1 km before I was in my pod... and another 50 meters before I said hello to my clone. 
Good times. 
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evistin
Multiverse Corporation
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Posted - 2006.10.01 07:11:00 -
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Hit the warp core stab thinking its my armour repair.
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Infinity Ziona
Privateers
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Posted - 2006.10.01 07:11:00 -
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Originally by: Scoundrelus
Attacked a Stabber. At least I THOUGHT it was a stabber...
Heh I attacked an omen.... named Zealot in my Arazu.
The Privateering Life |
Tobias Sjodin
Caldari
Ore Mongers
Pirate Coalition
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Posted - 2006.10.01 08:53:00 -
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Put out shield maintenance-drones, and using them "offensively", instead of my Infiltrator II's.
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Verus Potestas
Caldari
Fiat Mort
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Posted - 2006.10.01 09:03:00 -
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Thinking that bar was my ARMOR going down 
Signature removed - please email to find out why (include a link to the original image) - Jacques([email protected])
RAWR!111 Sig Hijackz0r!!11 - Immy |
Rina Shanu
Phoenix Knights
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Posted - 2006.10.01 09:08:00 -
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Slamed my malediction into a "npcing" phoon.
Turnes out npcs hated me more than him and he had t2 cruises and was fast enough to get me in his web....
Needless to say malediction went poof in an instant.
Solo ships sitting quitely in belts are not always what they seem.
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Glassback
M. Corp
Lotka Volterra
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Posted - 2006.10.01 09:15:00 -
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UnDocked.
G.
I've got an idea--an idea so smart that my head would explode if I even began to know what I'm talking about
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Sean Dillon
Caldari
Eve Defence Force
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Posted - 2006.10.01 09:57:00 -
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During a fleet battle, I radomly clicked a planet to warp out to. Ariving there to found out I selected a hostile pos.
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Akkarin Pagan
Minmatar
Raddick Explorations
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Posted - 2006.10.01 10:45:00 -
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Firing Barrage s and foxfire rockets from my Jaguar at a Harpy, only to discover (after teh fight) that his base resists on the Damage I was doing were 60%+!
Of course he was even stupider and thought an effective armour tank was a SARII and a named WCS. That was when all that exp damage came good! 
Akkarin
Linkage
<3 - Immy
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Splagada
Minmatar
Tides of Silence
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Posted - 2006.10.01 10:46:00 -
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Originally by: Vladimir Ilych
panic
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Magnus Thermopyle
Chosen Path
Lotka Volterra
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Posted - 2006.10.01 11:05:00 -
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I saw a wartarget vagabond at a station, docked and equipped my raven for killing it (web drones, cruise, mwd, target painter, web, etc). Undocked, and when he engaged I slowed him down with the drones, got close, webbed him and started pounding on him.
He was dead meat, or so I though until he warped away. I had forgot to equip a scrambler.
You would think that over 1000 kills in EVE would have teached you to use a scrambler for 1-on-1 fights 
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Rick Dentill
Lynx Frontier Inc.
Ascendant Frontier
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Posted - 2006.10.01 11:06:00 -
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My stupidest is probably engaging in pvp in the first place in about any engagement i have been in. I always die.
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Thaelan
Deviance Inc
SMASH Alliance
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Posted - 2006.10.01 11:15:00 -
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attack an enyo while solo in a rifter
tho, deciding to try n solo a thanatos while in a domi wassnt too good either...
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Sakura Nihil
Tharsis Security
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Posted - 2006.10.01 11:16:00 -
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Thinking that a solo rook couldn't take out two Vexors by itself...
oops
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Nev Clavain
Wise Guys
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Posted - 2006.10.01 11:24:00 -
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Originally by: Scoundrelus
Attacked a Stabber. At least I THOUGHT it was a stabber...
lol yes I've done that just recently.
"Damn that stabber has got tough shield"
"Damn that Stabber is doing alot of damage"
"Damn...."
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Iyanah
Minmatar
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Posted - 2006.10.01 11:25:00 -
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I had set up a pair of tackler ships, a rifter and a stabber, because my corp had just been war decced on, we got word there was an enemy battleship in the area camping one of the stations we frequently use, so i co-ordinated with one of our battleships and we jumped right in...
...sadly i was in my stabber, as my rifter was in the station being camped, i jumped in and was immediately aquanted with the business end of several torpedoes. i managed to jump out, and he was also forced to jump away, allowing me to get my rifter.
now armed with my much smaller and faster frigate, the poor SOB couldn't hit me, and we managed to take him down (you know a battleship is in deep **** when the pilot ignores the batttleship hitting him to try using torpedoes on a rifter).
in the end we won the fight, and the pilot of the ship we downed later joined our corp ^_^
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R3dSh1ft
Caldari
FIRMA
Interstellar Alcohol Conglomerate
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Posted - 2006.10.01 11:27:00 -
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Edited by: R3dSh1ft on 01/10/2006 11:26:59
10:01 You have started trying to warp scramble the Stargate, Stargate (Keberz)
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Joshua Foiritain
Gallente
Coreli Corporation
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Posted - 2006.10.01 11:33:00 -
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I once attacked someone without bringing ammo 
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Tutaku
Pagans On Safari
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Posted - 2006.10.01 11:35:00 -
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Recruiting people who don't know what NAP means, thus getting you on the ****list of some corp 5x your size.
Does that count?
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Kaar
Art of War
Cult of War
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Posted - 2006.10.01 11:41:00 -
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Baiting people in what I thought was my battle-hauler.
It wasnt.
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Major Stormer
Caldari
Demon Womb
Xelas Alliance
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Posted - 2006.10.01 12:03:00 -
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Warping to a planet@15 while being chased, where the planet had about 30 moons around it.
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Nikolai Nuvolari
Caldari
Gilead's Bullet
Kimotoro Directive
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Posted - 2006.10.01 12:16:00 -
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I don't know about the stupidest thing I ever did...but a few days ago, I was getting ready to run an L4 with my newest recruit. He undocks from the station first in his Caracal and tells me that there's a pirate right outside the station flashing red. I ask what ship the pirate's in and he says..."I don't know." Yes, he's a bit new. I made a guess that it was something relatively small and told him to lock it and warp scrambled it if the pirate attacked (have to wait until he attacks so that the pirate doesn't just dock, of course). I wanted him to get it locked down first because a lot of the pirates in the area are flying smaller ships than my Armageddon and they tend to run from situations that aren't vastly in their favor.
He targets the pirate, pirate attacks, he warp scrambles...
...my fresh new recruit sadly didn't recognize a Thanatos. He exploded as I was in the process of undocking. This is the last time I ever let him tell me he doesn't know what ship he's looking at.
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Nik = win. Period.
Mebrithiel Ju'wien > Nik's bio 4tw btw
Graelyn > Nikolai for Dev 108!
byahahahahaha!11 Sig Pwnt - Immy |
Fark
Gallente
Soul Collectors
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Posted - 2006.10.01 13:23:00 -
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With my other char i wanted to test my Lock time with the Stealth Bomber i had eventually got how i like. I was in Jita warped to a Planet where there where some shuttles sitting there, Pressed ALT-F1 for sensor booster. got that lock time.
Went to turn it off to see time and the ALT didnt register so i fired a cruise missile at the shuttle and got concorded 
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Mysa
Gallente
Aliastra
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Posted - 2006.10.01 13:47:00 -
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being drunk and trying to engage, happens to often
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