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Lungorthin
Black Eclipse Corp Band of Brothers
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Posted - 2006.10.06 22:16:00 -
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Prinzzess Jane of TPAR-G
ôTo Ascendant Frontier's High Command, this is the Warship æASCN Prinzzess JaneÆ, we are in mortal danger, this is a distress call!ö The Message was repeated over and over, yet only static greeted them back.
Not in their wildest dreams had they ever foreseen to be in such an extreme situation, and little did they know that they were just about to jump out of the frying-pan right into the fire. They were just a normal scout ship ûall right. Yet a long tradition of slipping in and out of battles, completely unharmed, had earned the ship the nickname of ôOld Faithfulö. Captain Lowbottom and his crew sure knew how to get out of harms way when the going got tough. Yet somehow they managed to venture a little too far this time. The entire ASCN Fleet, the jewel of this quadrant, had been completely annihilated by what appeared to be hundreds of enemy warships. The sight of the the black BoB ships was still sending chills down their collective backs. How was that possible? Why did the invasion plan go so wrong? Where was the beloved leader and his Elite Troops when they were needed? His resistance speeches were still fresh in their memories.
The ship's captain had to be moved to sickbay for a serious case of nervous-induced diarrhea; the first officer ûdeath; the science officer ûin a state of coma, permanently injured during the second attack wave; all other senior officers bunkered in the conference room to hide the fact that they too were completely clueless, awaiting the final death blow. The blow of mercy.
Ensign Mahoney of the Royal Engineers Corp found himself suddenly as the highest-ranking crewmember at the bridge. As he was trying to make sense of the displays of the remaining monitors, he could see ùthrough the Viewpointùwhat appeared to be the still functioning remains of an outer grid defense station. The only friendly energy signs they could pick up emanated from that station ahead. ôOdd,ö he said out aloud, ôhow odd that this structure still emits energy, for all surrounding generator coils were obviously blasted to pieces, at least I can see none...ö ôMr. Charles,ö he shouted to his left, ôcan you remove that panel obstructing the port window and see if you can make out any energy generators on the port side?ö ôUmm.. Yes..., ô mumbled Charles ôyes of course, wait a moment please.ö The panel came down with a loud bang, a somehow welcome interruption to the previous eerie silence on the ship.
ôMahoney... Mahoney...ö the Ensign heard a voice from behind his back. He turned around and saw a man, completely covered in black dust and a blood stained forehead. ôWe lost all main power ö, the apparition spoke again, ôonly I made it out alive à from the engine room à we are running completely on auxiliary power.ö So that explained the explosion they had heard an hour before. ôElias?ö Mahoney slowly said to the newcomer, ôis that you? ûCome over here. Sit down.ö He would have run over to help Elias his friend, but he had all hands full and Charle's voice broke his concentration.
ôNo generators on port side,ö interrupted CharlesÆs voice.
Mahoney suddenly understood... for there was only one possible explanationà this was a trap, a decoyà they had to act immediately. ôWhere are the keys to the hyper jump drive?ö Mahoney asked. ôI carry one Sir,ö the helmsman said, a plumb man with a thorn and scorched uniform, holding the key up. ôGive it to me right now, we need to hyper jump right away,ö commanded Mahoney. ôBut Sir,ö the helmsman objected, ôyou are not authorized to do that! Junior officers have been punished for lesser infractions. You need an authorization.ö
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Lungorthin
Black Eclipse Corp Band of Brothers
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Posted - 2006.10.06 22:16:00 -
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(Part 2 of 2)
ôThen I suggest you go and get one, for I am jumping this ship now, there is no time to meddle around. We are at war for Heavens sake!ö Mahoney grabbed the key out of the helmsman cramped hands and rammed it into the hyper jump panel slot. It turn with difficulty, he had to apply all his strength.
The general catatonic state on the ship was roughly shaken awake by a slight barrage of enemy fire. ôAttention! All hands to battle stations, we are being attackedö CharlesÆs futile instructions could be heard over the remaining intercoms. ôThis is a trap! We need to get out of here immediately. We have no defenses left you idiot!ö Mahoney shouted. Suddenly the crew came alive under the lead of the new captain in lieu.
The Hyper jump drive engaged at the very last second, as the hulls of the BoB Battleships could already be seen approaching. They were at arms length. The engines roared in protest as if resenting the stress, yet once again Old Faithful stood true to it's name.
This was later to be registered in the history books as the day the only ASCN ship ever to come out alive of the TPAR-G system was saved, single-handedly, by one Ensign Mahoney, Royal Engineer.
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Aeaus
Tharsis Security
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Posted - 2006.10.06 22:26:00 -
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This kind of useless, pointless propaganda doesn't belong in this forum.
I used to be a BoB member, and believe me I never thought I would say this, but you're acting like a bunch of lunitics.
Nobody wants to hear this propaganda in this forum.
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Alexison
Caldari Reikoku Band of Brothers
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Posted - 2006.10.06 22:30:00 -
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True story. 
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Concord Police1
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Posted - 2006.10.06 22:33:00 -
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Your killboard sais otherwise, even though your killboard sais 40 kills today. That still isn't an entire fleet u destroyed, not counting that those kills are spreid over alot of hours.
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Alexison
Caldari Reikoku Band of Brothers
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Posted - 2006.10.06 22:34:00 -
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Originally by: Concord Police1 Your killboard sais otherwise, even though your killboard sais 40 kills today. That still isn't an entire fleet u destroyed, not counting that those kills are spreid over alot of hours.
Ever heard the word "fiction"?
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amnon1989
Caldari Eve Defence Force Ascendant Frontier
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Posted - 2006.10.06 22:35:00 -
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Originally by: Alexison
Originally by: Concord Police1 Your killboard sais otherwise, even though your killboard sais 40 kills today. That still isn't an entire fleet u destroyed, not counting that those kills are spreid over alot of hours.
Ever heard the word "fiction"?
ever heard of the roleplay forum?
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Alexison
Caldari Reikoku Band of Brothers
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Posted - 2006.10.06 22:36:00 -
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Originally by: amnon1989
Originally by: Alexison
Originally by: Concord Police1 Your killboard sais otherwise, even though your killboard sais 40 kills today. That still isn't an entire fleet u destroyed, not counting that those kills are spreid over alot of hours.
Ever heard the word "fiction"?
ever heard of the roleplay forum?
Don't think I have. 
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Aeaus
Tharsis Security
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Posted - 2006.10.06 22:37:00 -
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Originally by: amnon1989
Originally by: Alexison
Originally by: Concord Police1 Your killboard sais otherwise, even though your killboard sais 40 kills today. That still isn't an entire fleet u destroyed, not counting that those kills are spreid over alot of hours.
Ever heard the word "fiction"?
ever heard of the roleplay forum?
Ever heard of "discussion of ingame politics, conflicts, and other matters regarding player corporations, alliances and organizations in EVE" going in the Corporation, Alliance and Organization Discussions discussions.
I'm sure if you make some "fiction" about Tony Blair killing off half the world nobody will accept it as "just fiction."
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Hgrunt
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Posted - 2006.10.06 22:45:00 -
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I really liked the read..
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BlackMoon Thrawn
Minmatar the Organ Grinder and Company Ascendant Frontier
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Posted - 2006.10.06 23:00:00 -
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smack... well written creative smack, but smack none the less.
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Callistus
Gallente Coreli Corporation
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Posted - 2006.10.06 23:01:00 -
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Hyper jump drives? Operated by keys? 
Good thing you didn't post this in the IGS, it'd have been ripped to shreds. --------------
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Verone
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Posted - 2006.10.06 23:05:00 -
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BACKSTORY AND FAN FICTION
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Kharakan
Amarr GREY COUNCIL
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Posted - 2006.10.06 23:27:00 -
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Take this thread and bugger off to the IG Summit where it belongs. Ta =)
Originally by: ParMizaN evry1ghasb a limiy...
...and ijust reached it ahaha...
this signature space is claimed in the name of eris, haha I got to him first. neeneer [limegreen]I a |

EvilWezal
Amarr Eye of God Axiom Empire
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Posted - 2006.10.07 04:14:00 -
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Poor lungo, I see the time in BNC has distorted your fragil mind :( old mate,leave before the carnage begins.
See you soon 
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Audrea
Momentum.
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Posted - 2006.10.07 05:22:00 -
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lol, nice, creative approach to smack which wouldnt get locked! I loved it!  ------------------ Save Deimos! |

Lungorthin
Black Eclipse Corp Band of Brothers
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Posted - 2006.10.07 05:26:00 -
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Originally by: Callistus Hyper jump drives? Operated by keys? 
Good thing you didn't post this in the IGS, it'd have been ripped to shreds.
Didn't you know that on all T1 ships you need keys to activate the hyperjump drive?
*hint* *hint*
  
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Callistus
Gallente Coreli Corporation
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Posted - 2006.10.07 09:13:00 -
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Pass the pipe, my dear fellow. --------------
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Flashheart
Caldari Solar Storm Axiom Empire
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Posted - 2006.10.07 13:15:00 -
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Grammatically atrocious.
2/10 for effort.
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Don ZOLA
Caldari TunDraGon
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Posted - 2006.10.07 13:15:00 -
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nice story, better ask mods to lock topic before it becomes flamefest.
TDG Recruitment |

FireFoxx80
Caldari E X O D U S Imperial Republic Of the North
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Posted - 2006.10.07 21:15:00 -
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Propoganda and flamebait.
I can't believe the Mods actually moved this into the alliance Forum.
Originally by: Lungorthin The ship's captain had to be moved to sickbay for a serious case of nervous-induced diarrhea; the first officer ûdeath; the science officer ûin a state of coma, permanently injured during the second attack wave; all other senior officers bunkered in the conference room to hide the fact that they too were completely clueless, awaiting the final death blow. The blow of mercy.

I'm all for ASCN getting a whipping after flashing their e-peen, but this is just retarded.
What I do the rest of the time - Vote for a Jita bypass! |

General Xerxes
GREY COUNCIL
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Posted - 2006.10.07 21:30:00 -
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But ASCN ships dont have bridges...
...they have pods, which is kinda the entire premise of EVE...
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Complacency's Bane
Caldari
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Posted - 2006.10.08 00:58:00 -
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Originally by: General Xerxes But ASCN ships dont have bridges...
...they have pods, which is kinda the entire premise of EVE...
How does one write a roleplay explaination for logging out to save pods though?
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Frater Perdurabo
The Ancient Illuminated Seers of Bavaria
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Posted - 2006.10.08 01:57:00 -
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Uh, this is smack right? and after skimming it, looks to be rather badly written peen stroking smack at that, i give you 0.23/10 ----------------------------------- Please note that my response to this thread is probably a result of boredom, and its very likely that i dont care, but am posting in an attempt to wind someone up |

Rikeka
Amarr Eye of God Axiom Empire
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Posted - 2006.10.08 05:28:00 -
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Edited by: Rikeka on 08/10/2006 05:31:57 I was going to post a similar roleplay about BoB... But I stopped caring, Too late for me.
Anyway, people, remember. This is fiction! PURE fiction! 
I¦m curious on why the name ¿Mahoney¿, must admit.
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Xeliya
Xelas Alliance
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Posted - 2006.10.08 07:48:00 -
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Edited by: Xeliya on 08/10/2006 07:48:53 ---Plz Delete---
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Rina Shanu
Phoenix Knights
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Posted - 2006.10.08 22:15:00 -
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The read was very good. The original posting place was very bad. The BoB propaganda lately sucks and has started to get old. The ASCN silence... well don't know with that, think they are scared. So... good read.
what has 4 legs and 1 hand? a happy pitbull |

Coupo
Evolution Band of Brothers
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Posted - 2006.10.09 01:07:00 -
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Originally by: Aeaus This kind of useless, pointless propaganda doesn't belong in this forum.
I used to be a BoB member, and believe me I never thought I would say this, but you're acting like a bunch of lunitics.
Nobody wants to hear this propaganda in this forum.
Loonies? US?
I Shoot first, ask questions about your veldspar mining technique later |

Lungorthin
Black Eclipse Corp Band of Brothers
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Posted - 2006.10.09 13:28:00 -
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Now some you people are funny :)
The story is to celebrate the heroic act of Ensign Mahoney, not only did he save the ASCN Prinzzess Jane but also all surviving crew members aboard the vessel!
And instead of honoring this hero you are nitpicking about grammar :)
Of course my grammar is not the best, English being my 3rd language and I did not really run the story through the censor... err.. I mean the spellchecker. I myself see now some small grammar issues that could be fixed.
Now I wish to see you toss around big words when trying to survive a BoB Assault. You would probably also have all hands full coping with your biggest inner fears and plain simply just staying alive.
Shame on you! :)
Long live Ensign Mahoney! For heroism beyond the call of duty. Long live Ascendant Frontier! For staging an invasion. Long live CYV... err... ok lets not exaggerate.

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FireFoxx80
Caldari E X O D U S Imperial Republic Of the North
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Posted - 2006.10.09 18:20:00 -
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Originally by: Lungorthin Now some you people are funny :)
The story is to celebrate the heroic act of Ensign Mahoney, not only did he save the ASCN Prinzzess Jane but also all surviving crew members aboard the vessel!
And instead of honoring this hero you are nitpicking about grammar :)
Of course my grammar is not the best, English being my 3rd language and I did not really run the story through the censor... err.. I mean the spellchecker. I myself see now some small grammar issues that could be fixed.
Now I wish to see you toss around big words when trying to survive a BoB Assault. You would probably also have all hands full coping with your biggest inner fears and plain simply just staying alive.
Shame on you! :)
Long live Ensign Mahoney! For heroism beyond the call of duty. Long live Ascendant Frontier! For staging an invasion. Long live CYV... err... ok lets not exaggerate.

Yes, but you wrote it in a partonising manner.
You could have equally written it from the BoB point of viewl that despite heavy losses on the ASCN side, some ships still managed to jump to safety.
But you didn't, did you?
What I do the rest of the time - Vote for a Jita bypass! |

Nostradamu
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Posted - 2006.10.10 06:01:00 -
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Originally by: Rina Shanu The ASCN silence... well don't know with that, think they are scared.
ASCN aren't scared to post as such, they are just HEAVILY restricted as to where they CAN post, as per alliance imposed rules. Some ignore that, but not many.
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HordeZla
Destructive Influence Band of Brothers
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Posted - 2006.10.10 09:25:00 -
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Originally by: Nostradamu
Originally by: Rina Shanu The ASCN silence... well don't know with that, think they are scared.
ASCN aren't scared to post as such, they are just HEAVILY restricted as to where they CAN post, as per alliance imposed rules. Some ignore that, but not many.
WOW nothing like getting your moneys worth? After all the players pay real money for the right to play this game and they have restriction placed on them such as not been allowed to post on public forums, sucks TBH.
CCP lay the rules and that should be enough should it not? Glad I have the freedom of speach I gota say.
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Nostradamu
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Posted - 2006.10.10 12:22:00 -
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Originally by: HordeZla WOW nothing like getting your moneys worth? After all the players pay real money for the right to play this game and they have restriction placed on them such as not been allowed to post on public forums, sucks TBH.
CCP lay the rules and that should be enough should it not? Glad I have the freedom of speach I gota say.
ASCN is a dictatorship, with Cvyvok at the head, you accept this fact and the rules when you sign up, which are to stay off the both corp/allaince forums here. To be honest though, i do see a reason for it with some members propensity to post utter drivel, and said drivel reflecting back on the alliance they are in, the wrong thing said by a lone idiot member can cause untold problems.
I see the rule as damage limitation exercise myself.
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Fanghorn Dewberry
Caldari The Flaming Sideburn's
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Posted - 2006.10.10 12:33:00 -
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The sheer smacking you bobbits have lade on ascn is really getting boring now. Smack can be funny but you keep waving your e-peens, which no one wants to look at. Us nobodys in nobody corps and nobody alliances are mildly interested in what is going on down south - but I for one am not gonna listen to your self congratulatory crap anymore. To me - even with ascn saying very little you've lost the forum war. Your main battleground. And you lost it already cos you resorted to smacktarding.
Give the turnips hell ASCN.
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Laboratus
Gallente BGG Freelancer Alliance
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Posted - 2006.10.10 12:39:00 -
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Very nice piece of fiction.
Though, I'm a bit amazed why this was moved to this forum, since RP fiction should prolly not be on this forum, as this is more for actual announcements etc... Mind control and tin hats |

FireFoxx80
Caldari E X O D U S Imperial Republic Of the North
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Posted - 2006.10.10 12:45:00 -
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Aren't mods meant to remove non-corp/alliance posts, like Nostro's above?
What I do the rest of the time - Vote for a Jita bypass! |

HordeZla
Destructive Influence Band of Brothers
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Posted - 2006.10.10 12:48:00 -
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Originally by: Nostradamu
Originally by: HordeZla WOW nothing like getting your moneys worth? After all the players pay real money for the right to play this game and they have restriction placed on them such as not been allowed to post on public forums, sucks TBH.
CCP lay the rules and that should be enough should it not? Glad I have the freedom of speach I gota say.
ASCN is a dictatorship, with Cvyvok at the head, you accept this fact and the rules when you sign up, which are to stay off the both corp/allaince forums here. To be honest though, i do see a reason for it with some members propensity to post utter drivel, and said drivel reflecting back on the alliance they are in, the wrong thing said by a lone idiot member can cause untold problems.
I see the rule as damage limitation exercise myself.
If they can't use there main then they are going to use an alt!!! ASCN are to blaim for most the flaim here and that's a fact! BoB sure do smack but 9/10 times it's responding to stupid people oppioions that are based on things they know nothing about!
I used to be anti BoB wile in ROA and a stupid Director there with no clue kicked me for been a spy this retard would say things about BoB that he had no clue about and that's what most people responding to these threads using words like bobits and other laim comments are like.
I pitty the fools that quote politics and other silly comments based on incorect information provided by people with as much credit as a maggott!
Before you respond with some more foolish flaim and childish smack please answer these queston in your head, do you truley know what you are talking about, have you got 100% proof, is there a good reason why your word is valid and best of all will BoB care about what you have to say?
This war is between ASCN and BoB ogh and not forgetting the winnets (clingers on that will be dealt with after the crap is sorted) and if you belive any thing you hear from either side without proof and then form an oppinion based on that and procide to smack us then you need to sort your self out as your the one bringing the smack.
But again I will stress that ASCN been banned from posting in here is creating most of the alt posts and that has to be true as I have said it on the forums!!
I give up, I am moving to Jita and that's it, who's with me?
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Rikeka
Amarr Eye of God Axiom Empire
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Posted - 2006.10.11 17:11:00 -
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Edited by: Rikeka on 11/10/2006 17:12:50 Edited by: Rikeka on 11/10/2006 17:12:27
Originally by: HordeZla
Originally by: Nostradamu
Originally by: Rina Shanu The ASCN silence... well don't know with that, think they are scared.
ASCN aren't scared to post as such, they are just HEAVILY restricted as to where they CAN post, as per alliance imposed rules. Some ignore that, but not many.
WOW nothing like getting your moneys worth? After all the players pay real money for the right to play this game and they have restriction placed on them such as not been allowed to post on public forums, sucks TBH.
CCP lay the rules and that should be enough should it not? Glad I have the freedom of speach I gota say.
Freedom of speech also let stupid things to be said, so maybe ASCN is tryng to avoid that? Maybe BoB should enforce that too? :P
(not directed to you, but you gotta admit that some BOB¦s forum IQ is low. Sure ASCN has their share of thsoe too, so maybe that`s why they avoid posting! Or ar forbidden to post... Hmm.. Then I owe ASCN command one: Can`t bare more stupid posts than there are)
[EDIT]I like the Jita idea. Why don`t CCP move Jita residents to PB and PS, and us to Jita? Hell, Amarr is enough for me!
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Nikerym Selugion
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Posted - 2006.10.12 01:05:00 -
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i'm not going to choose a side in this conflict, and i wish both factions the best of luck, however, i do have respect for ASCN keeping quiet on the boards and not responding to smack (regardless of who it's from) having come from a different game and playing in one of the top guilds in that game, my guild had the Keep silent policy, while the other 2 smacked it out on the forums non stop... my guild proved itself through thier abilities ingame... after a few months, we didn't need to smack on the forums, the general population and lower guilds would smack the larger ones for us, because we proved ourselves on the battlefield, where it counts.
and yes, BoB may have won this war, congrats, but from ASCN's persepctive, i'm sure this war is only starting... and those who will be respected on the boards, are those who prove themselves on the field of battle, not those who can write very good fiction :)
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Fedaykin Naib
0utbreak
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Posted - 2006.10.12 20:34:00 -
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Man, the mods blow, I've seen posts more incharacter in other threads that were immediately removed from this section in placed in other forums. Yet, this gets moved to here, wow!
Oh yeah, I forgot its a BoB thread. 
"Long Live the Fighters!"
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Ceratin
ClanKillers Dusk and Dawn
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Posted - 2006.10.13 11:23:00 -
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Edited by: Ceratin on 13/10/2006 11:22:57 Ill see your 100th tparty post.. and raise you one 'blah' :) |

FireFoxx80
Caldari E X O D U S Imperial Republic Of the North
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Posted - 2006.10.13 13:30:00 -
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Originally by: Fedaykin Naib Man, the mods blow, I've seen posts more incharacter in other threads that were immediately removed from this section in placed in other forums. Yet, this gets moved to here, wow!
Oh yeah, I forgot its a BoB thread. 
Amen to that. BoB smacking, out of character posts, alt posts. Yet the mods choose to ignore it?
<inserts the Goonswarm character portrait 'sploit idea here>
What I do the rest of the time - Vote for a Jita bypass! |

Death Merchant
InterGalactic Corp. Imperial Republic Of the North
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Posted - 2006.10.13 14:02:00 -
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Originally by: Fedaykin Naib Man, the mods blow, I've seen posts more incharacter in other threads that were immediately removed from this section in placed in other forums. Yet, this gets moved to here, wow!
Oh yeah, I forgot its a BoB thread. 
Usually I dont agree with the tinfoil stuff but this post is looking and quacking like a duck.
"What happens in Deklien stays in Deklien". |

Mang0o
Caldari Cosmic Fusion
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Posted - 2006.10.15 11:50:00 -
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I love you Mang0o, take a guess why -Eris |
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Eldo Davip
Forum Moderator Interstellar Services Department

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Posted - 2006.10.15 12:21:00 -
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Thread locked for consistent out of character posts and trolling.
However, since this thread is locked I will say this:
This is an in-character forum. As long as a post is in-character and following the forum rules alt posts are allowed.
Now to the people who think our modding sucks and we havne't taken action:
We are volunteers, we can't cover every thread in this forum. So if you feel a thread is going down the wrong way email us at mods@ccpgames and we will sort out the thread. A lot of people email us here with thread issues and we sort them out promptly. ___
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