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Khal St
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Posted - 2003.10.29 15:14:00 -
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Miso,
Was it Hardin's shiny disco balls that inspired the new corp name? 
Or did you manage to give the Ni Kunni a seizure?  (I wont ask how.. )
(Nice to have you back Miso)
Maud, Back on topic, how would you choose between a Miso or a J0sephine Lap Dance?
I mean... Damn.... 
Only the insane prosper, only those who prosper can truly judge what is sane...
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and now..
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Miso
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Posted - 2003.10.29 15:23:00 -
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Edited by: Miso on 29/10/2003 15:23:26
I don't lap dance for anyone, and I doubt J0 would either... I have gimp s luts to do that sort of thing for me, like all my other chores (whipping, beating, fondling, groping - sometimes I'll do the licking, depending on who it is). Its a tough life as a mistress to the stars.
I only get "hands on" for my favourite customers.
Rate card per hour in ISK:
Verbal Abuse: 10,000
Physical Abuse (light): 30,000
Whipping (assorted canes of your choice): 100,000
Special Massage: 4m
Gimps Service: 2m per gimp
S lut Service: 3m per s lut
Foot Worship,you may kiss Miso boots for: 400,000
Any of the above with Miso in a Uniform: +2m isk
Miso naked and oiled: 10m
Miso's Rack Special: 30m (Amarr favourite)
With Daesdamona: 50m
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Khal St
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Posted - 2003.10.29 15:26:00 -
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LMA .. seriously im nearly cryin...
Miso - Class
Only the insane prosper, only those who prosper can truly judge what is sane...
Try TXI's Cal-afeÖ - That Caldari Power Taste!
and now..
Tri-StarsiÖ - Power, Wealth & Revenge!
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Hardin
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Posted - 2003.10.29 15:31:00 -
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Maud Dib -- down boy
What I didn't do anything. It was Hardin I swear.
I always get the blame! 
I thought you always got the girl.
The two go together!
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Hardin
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Posted - 2003.10.29 15:35:00 -
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I only get "hands on" for my favourite customers.
Rate card per hour in ISK:
Verbal Abuse: 10,000
Physical Abuse (light): 30,000
Whipping (assorted canes of your choice): 100,000
Special Massage: 4m
Gimps Service: 2m per gimp
S lut Service: 3m per s lut
Foot Worship,you may kiss Miso boots for: 400,000
Any of the above with Miso in a Uniform: +2m isk
Miso naked and oiled: 10m
Miso's Rack Special: 30m (Amarr favourite)
With Daesdamona: 50m
Godammit - Either I am going to have to beg Jovin or I am gonna have to get saving!
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Miso
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Posted - 2003.10.29 15:40:00 -
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Godammit - Either I am going to have to beg Jovin or I am gonna have to get saving!
Hardin dear, you've built up enough Punishment Reward Points to be free for the rest of your life... now, get back on the Rack!!!
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Maud Dib
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Posted - 2003.10.29 16:42:00 -
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i dont feel i need a lap dance, but i guess it would be cool to give my bf one  
I can see it now.
"Hey baby I was just reading the EVE forums and it made be think I should give you a lap dance."
"Thats great but what on EVE made you think about lap dances."
" Some guy posted a thread about it"
" I owe that guy a beer, seriously."
No, not really, i would leave the eve part out
I never get any credit.
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Maud Dib
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Posted - 2003.10.29 16:44:00 -
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Edited by: Miso on 29/10/2003 15:23:26
I don't lap dance for anyone, and I doubt J0 would either... I have gimp s luts to do that sort of thing for me, like all my other chores (whipping, beating, fondling, groping - sometimes I'll do the licking, depending on who it is). Its a tough life as a mistress to the stars.
I only get "hands on" for my favourite customers.
Rate card per hour in ISK:
Verbal Abuse: 10,000
Physical Abuse (light): 30,000
Whipping (assorted canes of your choice): 100,000
Special Massage: 4m
Gimps Service: 2m per gimp
S lut Service: 3m per s lut
Foot Worship,you may kiss Miso boots for: 400,000
Any of the above with Miso in a Uniform: +2m isk
Miso naked and oiled: 10m
Miso's Rack Special: 30m (Amarr favourite)
With Daesdamona: 50m
Care to publish that favourite customer list Miso? EVE wants to know.
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Miso
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Posted - 2003.10.29 16:49:00 -
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haha, no!
BTW, I offer an abuse and punishment service in game: just convo me and send me 100000 isk, and I'll abuse you verbally for 15 minutes. Now anyone can feel what its like to be on the end of Miso's tongue...
Not for the faint-hearted...
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Jovin Ketils
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Posted - 2003.10.29 17:07:00 -
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Godammit - Either I am going to have to beg Jovin or I am gonna have to get saving!
Hardin my dear, don't worry. My services are always free, I only need a corpse or two everyday to extract knowledge from.
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Jovin Ketils
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Posted - 2003.10.29 17:23:00 -
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Hardin dear, you've built up enough Punishment Reward Points to be free for the rest of your life... now, get back on the Rack!!!
Are Hardin's accrued PRP's miles on your rack or accumulated from other services?
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Hardin
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Posted - 2003.10.29 17:41:00 -
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Well you see Miso could never get enough of my discoballs and amazing prosthetic...
'tis just unfortunate that I lost them when I was podded. I liken it to losing a child!
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Maud Dib
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Posted - 2003.10.30 14:29:00 -
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You know Hardin if we keep this up Miso and j0sephine are going to follow us around podding us over and over.
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Jovin Ketils
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Posted - 2003.10.30 15:41:00 -
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You know Hardin if we keep this up Miso and j0sephine are going to follow us around podding us over and over.
As if you weren't begging for it. You naughty Maud
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Maud Dib
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Posted - 2003.10.30 15:47:00 -
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Hey if it's naughty to get podded then i'm the naughtiest boy around.
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j0sephine
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Posted - 2003.10.30 17:17:00 -
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">>> You know Hardin if we keep this up Miso and j0sephine are going to follow us around podding us over and over.
As if you weren't begging for it. You naughty Maud "
... Someone clue me in; is 'getting podded' an euphemism for something else now? O,o;
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Inquisitor Cruciatus
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Posted - 2003.10.30 17:53:00 -
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Edited by: Inquisitor Cruciatus on 30/10/2003 17:57:43
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I could not agree more. Whats worse is I heard Hardin is posing for a "Bad boys of the Inquisition" calendar.
Yes, Hardin talked me into it as well. He said that some Amarrian women might find a Minmatar Brutor in a position of power, such as myself, to be compatible with some of their erotic fantasies, as partially blasphemous as it is, but art is supposed to be slightly controversial. And I thought what better way to circulate the name of Endless Corporation than to show off it the fruits of its labor?
So I went to the place for the photo shoot audition. To my surprise I was not ambused by Slavers but by camera men. They had me do the whole strip tease out of my wool trenchcoat and then trying on some Amarrian ceremonial man thongs, I broke a few of those, and down to birthday suits. Word got around fast, and apparently a large crowd gathered outside the studio, half of them demanding my head, the other half demand my loins. They said I'd make a good December boy.
I must admit the Amarrian love-hate obession with Minmatar amuses me. The lead director said I should be interested in another project of the sort, "Insane Horny Jungle Men of Matar Raid and Pillage the Woman of Amarr Prime!", but I'm afraid my sceduale is too tight to squeeze that in. Besides, I don't like Minmatsploitation films.
As far as who I would like a lap dance from, sadly my lust for women has died down since I accidentally killed a few escorts in the throws of love. Though throwing them hard against the wall a few hundred times, breaking their bones one by one, and crushing them in the door might not seem like an accident, but it is if you're a pure bred killer such as me. Only now will a girl that can fight back arouse me.
The son turns against the father.
The chess board is set.
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Maud Dib
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Posted - 2003.10.30 18:16:00 -
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">>> You know Hardin if we keep this up Miso and j0sephine are going to follow us around podding us over and over.
As if you weren't begging for it. You naughty Maud "
... Someone clue me in; is 'getting podded' an euphemism for something else now? O,o;
If it is then i keep missing something. All I get after I get podded is a note from Concord mocking me.
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j0sephine
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Posted - 2003.10.30 18:30:00 -
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"If it is then i keep missing something. All I get after I get podded is a note from Concord mocking me."
... Ahh but then at least you do get the note in the morning, mocking as it might be :s
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Maud Dib
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Posted - 2003.10.30 19:09:00 -
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As often as I get tooled you would think Concord would at least buy me breakfast.
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