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Maud Dib
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Posted - 2003.10.27 18:01:00 -
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a lap dance from?
Sorry bored at work and trying to pick up the Miso/Daes slack.
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Zarwi
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Posted - 2003.10.27 18:10:00 -
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me
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Zezman
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Posted - 2003.10.27 18:12:00 -
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how do you dance in your own lap?
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À\Oo/
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Victoria Madison
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Posted - 2003.10.27 18:30:00 -
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how do you dance in your own lap?
Very carefully...
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Jovin Ketils
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Posted - 2003.10.27 18:47:00 -
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Edited by: Jovin Ketils on 27/10/2003 18:47:58
I would love to please Hardin with one, and I'd expect him to please me too, wearing one of his fabulous tight leather outfits. 
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Danton Marcellus
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Posted - 2003.10.27 18:51:00 -
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Lapdance? That's so hellalame, does she have silicon too? 
Convert Stations
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loladoll
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Posted - 2003.10.27 18:56:00 -
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morkt drak, he is sooooo handsome
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Masi
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Posted - 2003.10.27 19:01:00 -
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/me puts topic back on track
X~Mas of 99. started playing UT as Masenko, and used a variation called Masi for other games thats about it ;p
/off Topic
I like pie \o/
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Miso
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Posted - 2003.10.27 19:09:00 -
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Quote:
a lap dance from?
Sorry bored at work and trying to pick up the Miso/Daes slack.
Replace "lap dance" with "blowjob" and you might have something.
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Femme Nakita
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Posted - 2003.10.27 19:11:00 -
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I give lap dance 20 dalla 
Femme Nakita
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j0sephine
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Posted - 2003.10.27 19:25:00 -
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"Replace "lap dance" with "blowjob" and you might have something."
... *snickers* Leave it to Miso to raise the bar, so to speak... :s
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loladoll
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Posted - 2003.10.27 19:36:00 -
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hmm, so we can say blowjob and lap dance and not **** or ****. I like these devs. 
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Cmd Sisko
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Posted - 2003.10.27 19:38:00 -
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this is just getting interesting.
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Miso
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Posted - 2003.10.27 19:40:00 -
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I just noticed that my sub runs out at the end of November. With Eve uninstalled now, I'm paying $12 a month to post on a forum!
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Joshua Calvert
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Posted - 2003.10.27 19:47:00 -
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Just thought I'd make an appearance on this thread as it slowly desolves into sordid smut 
LEEEEERRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY! |
Hardin
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Posted - 2003.10.27 19:52:00 -
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I would love to please Hardin with one, and I'd expect him to please me too, wearing one of his fabulous tight leather outfits.
For you dear I will wear my tightest one!
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Miso
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Posted - 2003.10.27 19:54:00 -
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For you dear I will wear my tightest one!
Now there's a mental image... Hardin's "things" popping out all over the place... *shudders*
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Maud Dib
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Posted - 2003.10.27 19:55:00 -
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I just noticed that my sub runs out at the end of November. With Eve uninstalled now, I'm paying $12 a month to post on a forum!
But with Hardin around you'll never run out of subs.
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Cmd Sisko
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Posted - 2003.10.27 19:59:00 -
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Edited by: Cmd Sisko on 27/10/2003 19:59:41
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Now there's a mental image... Hardin's "things" popping out all over the place... *shudders*
Well there goes my lunch.... from yesterday
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j0sephine
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Posted - 2003.10.27 20:04:00 -
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"Just thought I'd make an appearance on this thread as it slowly desolves into sordid smut "
... Given the current context, would rather expect it to be licked clean smut... but then what do i know o,o
(yay for Miso's forum access :D
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Ana Khouri
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Posted - 2003.10.27 20:16:00 -
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Interesting, btw, that the forum is blocking **** (s*h*i*t) and **** (f*u*c*k), but not blowjob.
free speech not allowed here |
Kin Hanyerec
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Posted - 2003.10.27 20:30:00 -
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heh Stavr0s 
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Hardin
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Posted - 2003.10.27 22:16:00 -
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Quote:
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For you dear I will wear my tightest one!
Now there's a mental image... Hardin's "things" popping out all over the place... *shudders*
It is a sight many would pay to see!
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Lycanth
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Posted - 2003.10.27 22:41:00 -
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mmmmmm i wouldnt mind a lapdance from J0sephine
assuming u are a real lady
dont even bother turning your mods on-it wont help. |
Nemiyen
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Posted - 2003.10.27 22:46:00 -
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Edited by: Nemiyen on 27/10/2003 22:46:31
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a lap dance from?
Sorry bored at work and trying to pick up the Miso/Daes slack.
Replace "lap dance" with "blowjob" and you might have something.
I've often wondered why it is called "blow" when you clearly "suck". Unless ofcourse you have a retarded girlfriend (or boyfriend, depending how you bat your ball).
Maybe some female would like to explain to me? 
EDIT: a demonstration would be good to but not necessary
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Jovin Ketils
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Posted - 2003.10.27 22:54:00 -
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Quote:
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Now there's a mental image... Hardin's "things" popping out all over the place... *shudders*
It is a sight many would pay to see!
Hardin mon amour, invitons Miso aussi. She could watch.
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Miso
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Posted - 2003.10.27 23:01:00 -
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Hardin mon amour, invitons Miso aussi. She could watch.
I've seen it all before sweetie. Its like watching a car crash when Hardin gets "jiggy wid it"...
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j0sephine
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Posted - 2003.10.27 23:12:00 -
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"I've seen it all before sweetie."
... For that matter, given the number of copies "Greased Up Maller Boys" has reached, so did half of the universe apparently.... o.O
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Lycanth
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Posted - 2003.10.27 23:14:00 -
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oooooooh so j0sephine is an experienced lady?!?! all the better !
dont even bother turning your mods on-it wont help. |
j0sephine
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Posted - 2003.10.27 23:18:00 -
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... Hee-ey now, all i said was Mr.Hardin's holo**** is a quite popular product. That counts only as market knowledge, not the kind of experience you have on mind Mr.Lycanth... i think *o.o*;;
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Rouge Drak
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Posted - 2003.10.27 23:25:00 -
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/emote blinks
/em removes Morkt's forum access
Official Honey
Big-Bang Burger Bar - Neocom Site |
Lycanth
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Posted - 2003.10.27 23:56:00 -
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Edited by: Lycanth on 27/10/2003 23:58:05
hmmm damn so hard to find a worldy woman these days.when youve had a little xperience mail me j0sephine
P.S pirates just have more *xperience*
dont even bother turning your mods on-it wont help. |
Maud Dib
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Posted - 2003.10.27 23:59:00 -
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I think j0sephine watched "greased up maller boys" to many times.
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j0sephine
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Posted - 2003.10.28 00:02:00 -
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"I think j0sephine watched "greased up maller boys" to many times."
... Considering just one time is "too many" as far as this piece of err, art goes... i have no choice but to agree with that, Monsieur Dib... o,o;
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Asimir Kurdugal
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Posted - 2003.10.28 00:22:00 -
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If anyone has seen the movie "The Dream Team" with Michael Keaton and Christopher Lloyd, (its about crazy people who get lost in New York) I picture Hardin as a cross with the guy who thinks he's Jesus and runs around naked in that movie, and John Cleese from Monty Python.
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Moving again, comfort of the chase
Now and again, this my saving grace
Dead on the inside, I've got nothing to prove
Keep me alive and give me something to lose
I've been gone so long, but I will come back
I will come back for you |
Shikoku
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Posted - 2003.10.28 08:55:00 -
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... For that matter, given the number of copies "Greased Up Maller Boys" has reached, so did half of the universe apparently.... o.O
Apparently, that holoreel is now shown at sex education classes to illustrate how not to do it...
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Be Like This!might cause seizure -Eris now Dizzycordia
Ro-Bo Warning - Site is for non-wimpy humans only!!! If you are prone to drooling, do not view! |
Hardin
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Posted - 2003.10.28 10:23:00 -
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I picture Hardin as a cross with the guy who thinks he's Jesus and runs around naked in that movie, and John Cleese from Monty Python.
LOL
Asimir, I am slightly disturbed that you think about me naked! That is almost as worrying as Hippey's 'knife' pictures... It makes me wonder about the sanity of the average Oracle member to be honest!
Now whatever you do, don't mention the war!
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Apparently, that holoreel is now shown at sex education classes to illustrate how not to do it...
I have stated it before I DID NOT STAR in the aforementioned 'Greased Up Maller Boys' which unfortunately Miso put on galaxy wide distribution.
I have not watched what is obviously a shameful and disgusting piece of **** but I can reassure everyone that if there is anyone with a similarity to me in that holoreel then it has to be some morally deprived look-a-like.
Yes I have perverted liking for Gallente wenches and I punish myself daily for this, but I would never sink to the depths of depravity slanderously implied here.
You should be ashamed of yourselves for even thinking it!
ps. Jovin - fancy a shag tonight dear?
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Miso
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Posted - 2003.10.28 10:45:00 -
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Quote:
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I picture Hardin as a cross with the guy who thinks he's Jesus and runs around naked in that movie, and John Cleese from Monty Python.
LOL
Asimir, I am slightly disturbed that you think about me naked! That is almost as worrying as Hippey's 'knife' pictures... It makes me wonder about the sanity of the average Oracle member to be honest!
Now whatever you do, don't mention the war!
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Apparently, that holoreel is now shown at sex education classes to illustrate how not to do it...
I have stated it before I DID NOT STAR in the aforementioned 'Greased Up Maller Boys' which unfortunately Miso put on galaxy wide distribution.
I have not watched what is obviously a shameful and disgusting piece of **** but I can reassure everyone that if there is anyone with a similarity to me in that holoreel then it has to be some morally deprived look-a-like.
Yes I have perverted liking for Gallente wenches and I punish myself daily for this, but I would never sink to the depths of depravity slanderously implied here.
You should be ashamed of yourselves for even thinking it!
ps. Jovin - fancy a shag tonight dear?
Hardin, dear, you told me that you were in the aforementioned "bongo flick", and your excuse was that you were "young and naive"... don't make me paste the chatlog on here!
Also, your subscription to "rhythm" magazine, (subtitled "The Magazine for the Discerning Banger") has now expired. Ill forward the details to your address in Amarr. I do wish you'd stop using my address for these sordid addictions.
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Hardin
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Posted - 2003.10.28 11:23:00 -
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Goddammit - I thought you had left woman
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Shikoku
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Posted - 2003.10.28 11:34:00 -
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Edited by: Shikoku on 28/10/2003 11:37:43
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Goddammit - I thought you had left woman
She could always stop
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Maud Dib
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Posted - 2003.10.28 13:27:00 -
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"I think j0sephine watched "greased up maller boys" to many times."
... Considering just one time is "too many" as far as this piece of err, art goes... i have no choice but to agree with that, Monsieur Dib... o,o;
I could not agree more. Whats worse is I heard Hardin is posing for a " Bad boys of the Inquisition" calendar.
P.S. We all need to get together and have a drink...maybe in Nonni.
Been flying long range combat patrols for three nights now because the map is crap.
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Xander Teg
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Posted - 2003.10.28 14:03:00 -
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I like Archain, cause his video was the d1ck&B411s
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-Rudyard Kipling
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Miso
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Posted - 2003.10.28 14:27:00 -
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I could not agree more. Whats worse is I heard Hardin is posing for a " Bad boys of the Inquisition" calendar.
Also, there is an Amarr magazine called "Mistress Choice", and if my memory serves me correctly, Mr Hardin has a regular column in the sexual healing section called "Awaken The Bacon"...
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P.S. We all need to get together and have a drink...maybe in Nonni.
Been flying long range combat patrols for three nights now because the map is crap.
Impossible for me I'm afraid...
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Hardin
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Posted - 2003.10.28 14:31:00 -
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Ah - how you wish it was true
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Jovin Ketils
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Posted - 2003.10.28 15:47:00 -
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Edited by: Jovin Ketils on 28/10/2003 15:52:35
Well, Hardin is the master, when it comes to serving bacon with vegetables. A eclectic ensamble of rustic Amarrian cuisine perfecly prepared and served. 
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Miso
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Posted - 2003.10.28 15:54:00 -
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Edited by: Jovin Ketils on 28/10/2003 15:52:35
Well, Hardin is the master, when it comes to serving bacon with vegetables. A eclectic ensamble of rustic Amarrian cuisine perfecly prepared and served.
Im having mental images now that I could do without...
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Jovin Ketils
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Posted - 2003.10.28 16:08:00 -
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Edited by: Jovin Ketils on 28/10/2003 16:10:15
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Im having mental images now that I could do without...
we could throw a odd fuzzy bunny into the amalgamation, if that would make it easier on your visual cortex Miso dear?
Fuzzy bunny
[Edit: added link]
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Maud Dib
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Posted - 2003.10.28 16:48:00 -
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Edited by: Jovin Ketils on 28/10/2003 16:10:15
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Im having mental images now that I could do without...
we could throw a odd fuzzy bunny into the amalgamation, if that would make it easier on your visual cortex Miso dear?
Meridies. If you got that eve mail me.
I think Miso has already tossed Hardin's veggies.
Fuzzy bunny
[Edit: added link]
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Miso
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Posted - 2003.10.28 17:06:00 -
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I think Miso has already tossed Hardin's veggies.
Not so much prize winning aubergine, more baby carrot...
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Jovin Ketils
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Posted - 2003.10.28 17:26:00 -
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Not so much prize winning aubergine, more baby carrot...
That's just fine anyway, I shred and fry them wrapped in a bacon cadeau. Mmmm.... delicious
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Maud Dib
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Posted - 2003.10.28 17:59:00 -
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Not so much prize winning aubergine, more baby carrot...
That's just fine anyway, I shred and fry them wrapped in a bacon cadeau. Mmmm.... delicious
Finally something bacon doesn't make better
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Hardin
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Posted - 2003.10.29 09:30:00 -
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I am afraid you have all been misinformed
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Miso
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Posted - 2003.10.29 09:31:00 -
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Edited by: Miso on 29/10/2003 09:53:16
So Hardin, did your "Bacon Torpedo" sink any Gallente "Battleships" last night?
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Ariell Lucinwind
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Posted - 2003.10.29 09:51:00 -
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Maud Dib -- down boy
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Came back cause I love you guys :P |
ga'ia
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Posted - 2003.10.29 11:22:00 -
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i dont feel i need a lap dance, but i guess it would be cool to give my bf one
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Maud Dib
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Posted - 2003.10.29 13:23:00 -
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Maud Dib -- down boy
What I didn't do anything. It was Hardin I swear.
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Maud Dib
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Posted - 2003.10.29 13:27:00 -
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i dont feel i need a lap dance, but i guess it would be cool to give my bf one
I can see it now.
"Hey baby I was just reading the EVE forums and it made be think I should give you a lap dance."
"Thats great but what on EVE made you think about lap dances."
" Some guy posted a thread about it"
" I owe that guy a beer, seriously."
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Hardin
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Posted - 2003.10.29 14:07:00 -
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Maud Dib -- down boy
What I didn't do anything. It was Hardin I swear.
I always get the blame! 
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Maud Dib
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Posted - 2003.10.29 14:52:00 -
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Quote:
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Maud Dib -- down boy
What I didn't do anything. It was Hardin I swear.
I always get the blame!
I thought you always got the girl.
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ga'ia
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Posted - 2003.10.29 15:03:00 -
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Quote:
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i dont feel i need a lap dance, but i guess it would be cool to give my bf one
I can see it now.
"Hey baby I was just reading the EVE forums and it made be think I should give you a lap dance."
"Thats great but what on EVE made you think about lap dances."
" Some guy posted a thread about it"
" I owe that guy a beer, seriously."
No, not really, i would leave the eve part out
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Khal St
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Posted - 2003.10.29 15:14:00 -
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Miso,
Was it Hardin's shiny disco balls that inspired the new corp name?
Or did you manage to give the Ni Kunni a seizure? (I wont ask how.. )
(Nice to have you back Miso)
Maud, Back on topic, how would you choose between a Miso or a J0sephine Lap Dance?
I mean... Damn....
Only the insane prosper, only those who prosper can truly judge what is sane...
Try TXI's Cal-afeÖ - That Caldari Power Taste!
and now..
Tri-StarsiÖ - Power, Wealth & Revenge!
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Miso
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Posted - 2003.10.29 15:23:00 -
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Edited by: Miso on 29/10/2003 15:23:26
I don't lap dance for anyone, and I doubt J0 would either... I have gimp s luts to do that sort of thing for me, like all my other chores (whipping, beating, fondling, groping - sometimes I'll do the licking, depending on who it is). Its a tough life as a mistress to the stars.
I only get "hands on" for my favourite customers.
Rate card per hour in ISK:
Verbal Abuse: 10,000
Physical Abuse (light): 30,000
Whipping (assorted canes of your choice): 100,000
Special Massage: 4m
Gimps Service: 2m per gimp
S lut Service: 3m per s lut
Foot Worship,you may kiss Miso boots for: 400,000
Any of the above with Miso in a Uniform: +2m isk
Miso naked and oiled: 10m
Miso's Rack Special: 30m (Amarr favourite)
With Daesdamona: 50m
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Khal St
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Posted - 2003.10.29 15:26:00 -
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LMA.. seriously im nearly cryin...
Miso - Class
Only the insane prosper, only those who prosper can truly judge what is sane...
Try TXI's Cal-afeÖ - That Caldari Power Taste!
and now..
Tri-StarsiÖ - Power, Wealth & Revenge!
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Hardin
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Posted - 2003.10.29 15:31:00 -
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Quote:
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Maud Dib -- down boy
What I didn't do anything. It was Hardin I swear.
I always get the blame!
I thought you always got the girl.
The two go together!
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Hardin
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Posted - 2003.10.29 15:35:00 -
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Quote:
I only get "hands on" for my favourite customers.
Rate card per hour in ISK:
Verbal Abuse: 10,000
Physical Abuse (light): 30,000
Whipping (assorted canes of your choice): 100,000
Special Massage: 4m
Gimps Service: 2m per gimp
S lut Service: 3m per s lut
Foot Worship,you may kiss Miso boots for: 400,000
Any of the above with Miso in a Uniform: +2m isk
Miso naked and oiled: 10m
Miso's Rack Special: 30m (Amarr favourite)
With Daesdamona: 50m
Godammit - Either I am going to have to beg Jovin or I am gonna have to get saving!
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Miso
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Posted - 2003.10.29 15:40:00 -
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Godammit - Either I am going to have to beg Jovin or I am gonna have to get saving!
Hardin dear, you've built up enough Punishment Reward Points to be free for the rest of your life... now, get back on the Rack!!!
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Maud Dib
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Posted - 2003.10.29 16:42:00 -
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Quote:
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i dont feel i need a lap dance, but i guess it would be cool to give my bf one
I can see it now.
"Hey baby I was just reading the EVE forums and it made be think I should give you a lap dance."
"Thats great but what on EVE made you think about lap dances."
" Some guy posted a thread about it"
" I owe that guy a beer, seriously."
No, not really, i would leave the eve part out
I never get any credit.
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Maud Dib
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Posted - 2003.10.29 16:44:00 -
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Quote:
Edited by: Miso on 29/10/2003 15:23:26
I don't lap dance for anyone, and I doubt J0 would either... I have gimp s luts to do that sort of thing for me, like all my other chores (whipping, beating, fondling, groping - sometimes I'll do the licking, depending on who it is). Its a tough life as a mistress to the stars.
I only get "hands on" for my favourite customers.
Rate card per hour in ISK:
Verbal Abuse: 10,000
Physical Abuse (light): 30,000
Whipping (assorted canes of your choice): 100,000
Special Massage: 4m
Gimps Service: 2m per gimp
S lut Service: 3m per s lut
Foot Worship,you may kiss Miso boots for: 400,000
Any of the above with Miso in a Uniform: +2m isk
Miso naked and oiled: 10m
Miso's Rack Special: 30m (Amarr favourite)
With Daesdamona: 50m
Care to publish that favourite customer list Miso? EVE wants to know.
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Miso
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Posted - 2003.10.29 16:49:00 -
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haha, no!
BTW, I offer an abuse and punishment service in game: just convo me and send me 100000 isk, and I'll abuse you verbally for 15 minutes. Now anyone can feel what its like to be on the end of Miso's tongue...
Not for the faint-hearted...
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Jovin Ketils
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Posted - 2003.10.29 17:07:00 -
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Godammit - Either I am going to have to beg Jovin or I am gonna have to get saving!
Hardin my dear, don't worry. My services are always free, I only need a corpse or two everyday to extract knowledge from.
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Jovin Ketils
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Posted - 2003.10.29 17:23:00 -
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Hardin dear, you've built up enough Punishment Reward Points to be free for the rest of your life... now, get back on the Rack!!!
Are Hardin's accrued PRP's miles on your rack or accumulated from other services?
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Hardin
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Posted - 2003.10.29 17:41:00 -
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Well you see Miso could never get enough of my discoballs and amazing prosthetic...
'tis just unfortunate that I lost them when I was podded. I liken it to losing a child!
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Maud Dib
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Posted - 2003.10.30 14:29:00 -
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You know Hardin if we keep this up Miso and j0sephine are going to follow us around podding us over and over.
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Jovin Ketils
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Posted - 2003.10.30 15:41:00 -
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You know Hardin if we keep this up Miso and j0sephine are going to follow us around podding us over and over.
As if you weren't begging for it. You naughty Maud
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Maud Dib
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Posted - 2003.10.30 15:47:00 -
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Hey if it's naughty to get podded then i'm the naughtiest boy around.
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j0sephine
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Posted - 2003.10.30 17:17:00 -
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">>> You know Hardin if we keep this up Miso and j0sephine are going to follow us around podding us over and over.
As if you weren't begging for it. You naughty Maud "
... Someone clue me in; is 'getting podded' an euphemism for something else now? O,o;
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Inquisitor Cruciatus
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Posted - 2003.10.30 17:53:00 -
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Edited by: Inquisitor Cruciatus on 30/10/2003 17:57:43
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I could not agree more. Whats worse is I heard Hardin is posing for a "Bad boys of the Inquisition" calendar.
Yes, Hardin talked me into it as well. He said that some Amarrian women might find a Minmatar Brutor in a position of power, such as myself, to be compatible with some of their erotic fantasies, as partially blasphemous as it is, but art is supposed to be slightly controversial. And I thought what better way to circulate the name of Endless Corporation than to show off it the fruits of its labor?
So I went to the place for the photo shoot audition. To my surprise I was not ambused by Slavers but by camera men. They had me do the whole strip tease out of my wool trenchcoat and then trying on some Amarrian ceremonial man thongs, I broke a few of those, and down to birthday suits. Word got around fast, and apparently a large crowd gathered outside the studio, half of them demanding my head, the other half demand my loins. They said I'd make a good December boy.
I must admit the Amarrian love-hate obession with Minmatar amuses me. The lead director said I should be interested in another project of the sort, "Insane Horny Jungle Men of Matar Raid and Pillage the Woman of Amarr Prime!", but I'm afraid my sceduale is too tight to squeeze that in. Besides, I don't like Minmatsploitation films.
As far as who I would like a lap dance from, sadly my lust for women has died down since I accidentally killed a few escorts in the throws of love. Though throwing them hard against the wall a few hundred times, breaking their bones one by one, and crushing them in the door might not seem like an accident, but it is if you're a pure bred killer such as me. Only now will a girl that can fight back arouse me.
The son turns against the father.
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Maud Dib
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Posted - 2003.10.30 18:16:00 -
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">>> You know Hardin if we keep this up Miso and j0sephine are going to follow us around podding us over and over.
As if you weren't begging for it. You naughty Maud "
... Someone clue me in; is 'getting podded' an euphemism for something else now? O,o;
If it is then i keep missing something. All I get after I get podded is a note from Concord mocking me.
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j0sephine
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Posted - 2003.10.30 18:30:00 -
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"If it is then i keep missing something. All I get after I get podded is a note from Concord mocking me."
... Ahh but then at least you do get the note in the morning, mocking as it might be :s
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Maud Dib
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Posted - 2003.10.30 19:09:00 -
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As often as I get tooled you would think Concord would at least buy me breakfast.
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