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Plim
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Posted - 2003.10.31 01:02:00 -
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What a sad, sad day this is. Only a fool would not realise that concord are holding Dave (without trial I might add) to get access to his uber liver technology. An ammazing and complex structure of nanomechanics, and genetic modifaction Daves uberliver can handle any known alcholic substance to an incredible degree.
After winning 10 interstella drinking competitions in a row concords corrupt officials have simply had enough (everyone knows that concord is heavily involved in rigging the drinks competitions), and they have imprisoned him against his will for doing something which he believed to be just.
This is a plea for all those who visit such great pubs as "the Gallente inn", "the Caldari arms", and "The triple star bar", to protest agaisnt this travesty and get us our great friend and his amazing liver, the freedom to drink himself into a stuper once more.
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Plim
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Posted - 2003.11.03 14:27:00 -
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Khal you should know better than to drink a pint of Daves special*****tail:
"The clone maker".
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Plim
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Posted - 2003.11.07 00:30:00 -
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I caught Dave trying to urinate into his own hair once. I miss Dave  .
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Plim
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Posted - 2003.11.07 01:58:00 -
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I watched Dave's home videos once...
they were.... disturbing. Why did someone sell him a minmatar mud squirrel?? Why WHY???
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Plim
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Posted - 2003.11.07 15:17:00 -
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There was this one time when he was sober... wait no that wasnt Dave. 
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Plim
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Posted - 2003.11.09 23:41:00 -
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Urgent information...
After recently reviewing my comminication logs onboard my Moa, I have discovered that approximatly 47minutes before his arrest Dave sent me the following subspace message:
"ITS PEOPLE!!! PEOPLE FOR EVES SAKE!!!!"
What could this mean? 
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Plim
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Posted - 2003.11.14 01:20:00 -
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Plim lights a candle in renewed hope that Dave will be returned home safe and drunk (like usual).
SAVE DAVE!
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Plim
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Posted - 2003.11.15 01:28:00 -
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Hey Dave seems like the biz, even tho he's one of those glamrockboys from hell.
I'm throwing a Dave Uberlover party in my friggie tonite!
Pirates, I'm coming to smacktalk your a$$es off, drunk as a skunk, in my mining equipped Bantam!
I just have to find some, now how to figure that map out. Keeps spinning!
Just like Dave used to
(Wipes single tear from eye)
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Plim
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Posted - 2004.01.22 20:50:00 -
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Dave I don't know what has come over you lately... I haven't seen you drink for ages. This irresponsible attitude has to change, you need to get back on the booze man before you seriously go off the rails  .
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