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Road Kill
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Posted - 2003.10.31 00:01:00 -
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Dave Uberliver, everybodys drinking buddy, the man with balls of steel or maybe just has uber stupidity.
This guy and a personal friend of Mine and Plim's and could out drink anyone under a table. This guy who would blow himself up just because he was too drunk, and needed another clone. and also because he found through other interesting means that he could liquidise his previous corpse and make a drink called Dave-lite. a highly alcoholic drink with a bit of a punch.
He latest clone was arrested earlier today, trying to protect plim who has a knack of getting killed by sentry guns, Plim seems to get used for sentry Target practice.. any way this is not about plim.. This is about Saving Dave.
Dave decided to try to stop these sentry guns from shooting at anyone else.. and so in his extremely illebriated self went and took matters in his own hands and put hundreds of kilos of Potatoes and Tar down the barrels of these guns. he managed to sort out around 10 sentry guns before Concorde was alerted to what he was doing (concorde are good for stopping ppl attacking others, but seeing what is plainly obvious they are not.) needless to say he is now locked up and we are missing our fellow drinking partner
"Save Dave" by placing your names and comments below.. and maybe place 1ISK in his account so he can pay for bail.. 
Road Kill Raises a glass to Dave Uberliver.. |
Khal St
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Posted - 2003.10.31 00:09:00 -
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Edited by: Khal St on 31/10/2003 00:10:11
Ed: Speling
I can hear the prices of Potatoes and Tar going through the roof as the populace scurries to get there own potatoes and tar and follow Daves exmaple.
As an act of defiance to Concords Uber sentry guns - reminiscent of an ancient Terran act of rebellion over speeding fines where so called 'speed camera's' were vandalised...
The Gates of luminaire could be letting Pirates through as we speak!
Its All Just Biz
Only the insane prosper, only those who prosper can truly judge what is sane...
Try TXI's Cal-afeÖ - That Caldari Power Taste!
and now..
Tri-StarsiÖ - Power, Wealth & Revenge!
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Plim
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Posted - 2003.10.31 01:02:00 -
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What a sad, sad day this is. Only a fool would not realise that concord are holding Dave (without trial I might add) to get access to his uber liver technology. An ammazing and complex structure of nanomechanics, and genetic modifaction Daves uberliver can handle any known alcholic substance to an incredible degree.
After winning 10 interstella drinking competitions in a row concords corrupt officials have simply had enough (everyone knows that concord is heavily involved in rigging the drinks competitions), and they have imprisoned him against his will for doing something which he believed to be just.
This is a plea for all those who visit such great pubs as "the Gallente inn", "the Caldari arms", and "The triple star bar", to protest agaisnt this travesty and get us our great friend and his amazing liver, the freedom to drink himself into a stuper once more.
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Bobby Wilson
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Posted - 2003.10.31 03:54:00 -
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I bet Tank is sitting with a market screen up right now, frustrated at not being able to find tar or potatos on the trade goods market, and angry that his dreams of a return to Yulai are being frustrated.
BW
 Originally by: Selim
Cool, congrats.
Oh, stupid idea by the way.
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Road Kill
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Posted - 2003.10.31 09:48:00 -
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Blimey Here is a news clipping from the Lonetrek Times Dated 31st 0ct dammit on the third page
**Druncken Folly at the Lonetrek Prison IIV
It appears that dave has more allies than even he realises. There was an unknown figure escaping from the secret location which supplies the prisons water supply- it appears that this was diverted and ALL of the prison staff and Dave had their fill of Gallante's best whiskey.
"These rumours must stop, the water supply was not tampered with and no-one drinks whilst on duty" was the reply of the Prisons most senior officer who had been away when the fiasco happened..
we also have photographc proof of the gaurds being completely drunk and being carted off to the local medical centre to have their stomachs pumped.
"The Alcoholic fluid levels that were being pumped through the Prison were dangerously high" said a chemist of the highest degree. "I'm suprised no-one is dead"
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Khal St
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Posted - 2003.10.31 09:55:00 -
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In an interesting development it appears Daves bail has been increased to 1 Million ISK 
(or some oxygen tablets for prison staff)
Apparently the charges against Dave have been jumped up to 'Minor Terrorist Acts'
Surely its just an excuse by the DED to get their grub mits on Uberliver's nano-med technology!!!!!
Only the insane prosper, only those who prosper can truly judge what is sane...
Try TXI's Cal-afeÖ - That Caldari Power Taste!
and now..
Tri-StarsiÖ - Power, Wealth & Revenge!
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Dave Uberliver
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Posted - 2003.10.31 10:40:00 -
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Edited by: Dave Uberliver on 31/10/2003 10:52:02
<Looking rather haggared and very Drunk, at the window whispers can be heard>
"Food need Food."
Hehehe I wonder what trouble i can get in to today !  |
Khal St
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Posted - 2003.10.31 14:07:00 -
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"Bartender, I'd like a pint of whatever he (points @ Uberliver) is drinking."
Only the insane prosper, only those who prosper can truly judge what is sane...
Try TXI's Cal-afeÖ - That Caldari Power Taste!
and now..
Tri-StarsiÖ - Power, Wealth & Revenge!
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Road Kill
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Posted - 2003.11.02 23:32:00 -
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Edited by: Road Kill on 02/11/2003 23:35:32
**The bar goes quiet!, all that can be heard is the shuffling of people as everyone simultaneously turns their heads to face Khal , the bartender has a suprised look upon his face **
"scuse me son", the bartender sheepishly says "are you absolutely sure?, I have know people to drink what dave drinks and they have fallen over, been rushed to the medical facility and, as far as i'm aware haven't woken up yet!"
The Bar Still waits in silence, wanting to hear Khals reply.....
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Road Kill
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Posted - 2003.11.03 00:40:00 -
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News on Dave and maybe his future release..
-- In an appeal for Dave Uberlivers Release, one of Dave's lifelong friends has started a collection to get him released.
This Charity is called "Dave Uberliver Foundation Fund (D.U.F.F)" In aid for the Release of Dave Uberliver, DUFF needs members, If you wish to join just add the following to your signature.. "I'm a member of Dave Uberliver Foundation Fund! (D.U.F.F)"
Also we are starting a petition and require a signature and a few words to be posted on this thread.
Thankyou --
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Khal St
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Posted - 2003.11.03 09:53:00 -
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*Khal looks to the Bartender*
Damn it man i really need a drink...
Bartender swiftly pours a shot of the bad stuff...
*Khal knocks back the bad stuff...*
Sometime later in a Gallente Medical Facility ward.....
Khal St.. stirs from his coma with a stinking headache....
Thinks to himself...  Always listen to the Bartender....
Only the insane prosper, only those who prosper can truly judge what is sane...
Try TXI's Cal-afeÖ - That Caldari Power Taste!
and now..
Tri-StarsiÖ - Power, Wealth & Revenge!
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Plim
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Posted - 2003.11.03 14:27:00 -
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Khal you should know better than to drink a pint of Daves special*****tail:
"The clone maker".
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Road Kill
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Posted - 2003.11.04 22:34:00 -
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Ooops Dave has done it again - these drunken pranks he has been playing have it seems gone slightly too far.
It appears he has only gone into the Schools that train us our new skills, and managed to change some of the curriculum, Watch out, you might think you are in a Lab operation Class and you could find yourself with a pair of long sticks --(really good for poking the person next to you) and you will be perling one and stitching one...
I have unfortunately found myself on one of these classes which I found hysterical, albeit it costed me 300,000 ISK to learn how to make a warm garment..
Looks like the Prison is keeping Dave on Ice for a long time yet..
Also it appears he has been trying to escape, he has passed me two of his toes and Khal ST he has given his little finger..
Unfortunately When the Police came to see me, I had to give the body parts back because they are not letting him leave.. But they graciously took a plastic bag of Alcohol to him.. I think this is so they can study his UberLiver technology..
If I hear anything else I will fill you in
Save Dave - and watch out for his pranks
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Wild Rho
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Posted - 2003.11.05 14:26:00 -
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Edited by: Wild Rho on 05/11/2003 14:26:38
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I have unfortunately found myself on one of these classes which I found hysterical, albeit it costed me 300,000 ISK to learn how to make a warm garment..
So thats what happned...
I was wondering why my new manufacturing skills had me mass producing fluffy penguine figures.
I have the body of a supermodel. I just can't remember where I left it... |
Moving Shadow
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Posted - 2003.11.05 17:16:00 -
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My cousin Eddy says he saw Dave in Yulai.
Apparently he was floating around in a spacesuit, attemting to p*ss in to the airlock of the DED Assembly Plant.
When my cousin Eddy asked him what he was doing, Dave told him to go f*ck himself.
Yep, sounds like he's drinking the good stuff.
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Xenovetica
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Posted - 2003.11.06 06:02:00 -
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Why can't I deploy sentry guns?
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Road Kill
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Posted - 2003.11.06 19:39:00 -
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Edited by: Road Kill on 06/11/2003 19:40:52
Yeah sound like dave out in his space suit again - suprised he used language like that - must have been drinking his own special "Distilled Dave Bevvie(The Deatho' Dave)"
you wanna know why you can't Deploy sentry guns, Yeah that'd be because Dave Uberliver got into his usual illebrated self, and decided to set up a few sentry guns around a station in Yoma, and well as you can guess he wired 'em up wrong and needless to say there are so many holes in that station that it has become abandoned.
The Police eventually waited for the guns to run out of ammo - didn't know (oops until today who set them up) ((""Sorry Dave!!"")) took the guns back as evidence.
They have banned everyone except the most skilled and trustworthy to set up sentry guns now - think you need licences and special police training for that at the mo.
Unless I got it wrong maybe someone else has heard somethng on that ??
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Plim
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Posted - 2003.11.07 00:30:00 -
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I caught Dave trying to urinate into his own hair once. I miss Dave .
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Kalr Makka
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Posted - 2003.11.07 01:07:00 -
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I vote for Dave having his own Holo Show.. I'd watch it
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Plim
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Posted - 2003.11.07 01:58:00 -
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I watched Dave's home videos once...
they were.... disturbing. Why did someone sell him a minmatar mud squirrel?? Why WHY???
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Asimir Kurdugal
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Posted - 2003.11.07 02:27:00 -
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Dave definatly looks....drunk.
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Moving again, comfort of the chase
Now and again, this my saving grace
Dead on the inside, I've got nothing to prove
Keep me alive and give me something to lose
I've been gone so long, but I will come back
I will come back for you |
Plim
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Posted - 2003.11.07 15:17:00 -
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There was this one time when he was sober... wait no that wasnt Dave.
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Road Kill
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Posted - 2003.11.08 20:27:00 -
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Edited by: Road Kill on 08/11/2003 20:29:30
Latest News On Dave
"Dave Uberliver - Terrorist has been rushed to the Local Medical Insitute
It appears that Dave Uberliver a terrorist, which has been involved in destruction of Sentry guns, has fallen into a deep coma. He was rushed to one of the local Medical Institute under heavy gaurd. The location has been kept secret on fear that he may have people who would be willing to rescue him.
Unfortunately at the moment Doctors are baffled by the cause of the coma. and have him in intesive care.. Watch this space for further news on Dave and his mysterious coma.."
How cool is this - Is Dave making his escape ... I've never know dave to be comatosed before generally that was everyone who drank with him that did that!! just look at Khal who drank a dave special drink..
This Rumour might also be of interest..
"It has been rumoured that the alcohol content of Dave Uberliver could be used to add a kick to food made from Bio-matter"
could this rumour be true, we just don't know but if you look at Dav-Caf - one of daves own products made from one of his previous corpses -it could have some bearing....
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Plim
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Posted - 2003.11.09 23:41:00 -
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Urgent information...
After recently reviewing my comminication logs onboard my Moa, I have discovered that approximatly 47minutes before his arrest Dave sent me the following subspace message:
"ITS PEOPLE!!! PEOPLE FOR EVES SAKE!!!!"
What could this mean?
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Steelrat diGriz
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Posted - 2003.11.10 21:40:00 -
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Ill donate the earnings for last night from my freeflying karaoke bar - which wasnt much - but hoping it will add up with contributions from others.
And you all are invited anytime to Slippery Jims for heavy drinking anytime!
Slippery Jim, aka Steelrat diGriz.
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Road Kill
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Posted - 2003.11.11 11:56:00 -
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Edited by: Road Kill on 11/11/2003 12:00:19
Edited by: Road Kill on 11/11/2003 11:59:49
Whilst Dave has been in a coma and in Prison - I have taken it on as my responsibility to keep an eye on his Bail funds ( don't worry DUFF is a registered charity : 786986 and any funds raise will help Dave ).
For the record DUFF has amassed have a grand total of 16K ISK I have to thank Steelrat diGriz for his donation which is a large step towards his bail of 2 million ISK So presently to D.U.F.F,
And anyone else who has given this to him
I'm sure Dave would thank you himself if he was awake.
Still there has been little progress on the front of Waking Dave up - he is still in a Coma. Wonder if they have tried adding Alcohol to his System - maybe he has got too much blood in his Alcohol System :D
We can but hope the Guys at Medical have figured out what is up with Him...
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Plim
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Posted - 2003.11.14 01:20:00 -
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Plim lights a candle in renewed hope that Dave will be returned home safe and drunk (like usual).
SAVE DAVE!
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Sugarboy Jassa
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Posted - 2003.11.14 02:01:00 -
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Hey Dave seems like the biz, even tho he's one of those glamrockboys from hell.
I'm throwing a Dave Uberlover party in my friggie tonite!
Pirates, I'm coming to smacktalk your a$$es off, drunk as a skunk, in my mining equipped Bantam!
I just have to find some, now how to figure that map out. Keeps spinning!
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Plim
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Posted - 2003.11.15 01:28:00 -
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Quote:
Hey Dave seems like the biz, even tho he's one of those glamrockboys from hell.
I'm throwing a Dave Uberlover party in my friggie tonite!
Pirates, I'm coming to smacktalk your a$$es off, drunk as a skunk, in my mining equipped Bantam!
I just have to find some, now how to figure that map out. Keeps spinning!
Just like Dave used to
(Wipes single tear from eye)
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Sugarboy Jassa
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Posted - 2003.11.15 03:15:00 -
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[Just like Dave used to
(Wipes single tear from eye)
I'm really starting to like Dave! Come on! A fella who doesn't care if his 150mm atuoo.. auto cannon isnt worth **** has to be a decent guy!
Oh and all you .. alliance guys, you actually suck***** bad. Can't even do that right. Alliances in places on a map that just won't sit still?
Try originality, huh!
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