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Road Kill
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Posted - 2003.11.16 17:17:00 -
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Edited by: Road Kill on 16/11/2003 17:35:57
NEWS FLASH .... NEWS FLASH ....
Dave has been let out - they discovered that dave was ill due to lack of alcohol and the fact that he was enclosed in a cell the size of a coffin, eating sleeping and sh* well going to the loo standing up. It was found that this didn't have the desired effect.
So they have put him under house arrest in the station in Cistuvaert. He did try to leave on his ship - but this got prompty podded - not in the conventional way - but was tampered with. The Self Destruct had activated when he went 10k from the station. not only this - but the self destruct on his pod went KABOOM when he went 12 K from the station.
He is Throwing a Party here - (and is likely to be in need of a shuttle from a friendly face so he can escape the police House arrest)
Needless to say Dave is now Dave Uberliver V as he thought the first 4 ships were malfunctioning..
GO DAVE... remember we are here for ya !!!
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Spyder Murphy
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Posted - 2003.11.21 10:28:00 -
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We need dave to be released from house arrest, tonight lets gather in cistuvert and petition the House Guard (or get them blindingly drunk, which dave would like)
My poor friend dave, I hoist several potent drinks to you!
Go dave!!!
Your Anode Light Neutron Particle Cannon I perfectly strikes Serpentis Smuggler, wrecking for 218.0 damage.
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Khal St
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Posted - 2003.11.21 13:10:00 -
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Spyder I'm afraid I wont make it, see I already agreed to go to a 'Save Dave Rally' in another system far away from the Highway...
I thought you were going to?
Only the insane prosper, only those who prosper can truly judge what is sane...
Try TXI's Cal-afeÖ - That Caldari Power Taste!
and now..
Tri-StarsiÖ - Power, Wealth & Revenge!
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Road Kill
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Posted - 2003.11.23 17:40:00 -
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Due to the number of Rallies in honor of dave and getting him out of house arrest - Concorde was at the highest presents at these various locations calling them from other systems, including the system from which Dave Uberliver was kept under house arrest.
Dave was heavily sedated whilst all the police departed to these rallies... Daves Uber Liver attacked and destroyed this drug - unbeknownst to Concord.
He is now free and has for the time dissappeared, along with a shuttle which was in the station.
I'm sure we will hear from dave soon, or maybe even hear of his escapades..
Dave - Go Dave - Wishing you the best Mate - and remember the first officer spot is still open for ya on my ship 
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Dave Uberliver
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Posted - 2003.11.30 22:47:00 -
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Hello everyone I have escaped the clutches of the dreaded Police... "Slurrp" , MmmmMmmm Minmata Extra Strong Vodka is good when mixed with a dash of MWD fuel... gives it a real Kick.. Roadie how ya Doin?? Cheers for the funds, bought me a shuttle.. (well left an IOU for it so whoever has lost one, Thanx) "Sluurp"
Roadie is there still a position on your ship for me?? can't deal with piloting anymore- can't handle the responsibility.. Just so long as you loan me a shuttle for my errands of mercy i'll be cool with that... :D
Party on People and have plenty to Drink, It's good for your liver, just look at me.. Hic..
Dave starts singing one of his drunken songs...
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Road Kill
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Posted - 2003.12.12 08:36:00 -
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Yeah Dave there's a posistion on one of my ships... Problem is out of 10 Ships I only have 2 left :P
I'm moving back to Safer Space :p
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Dave Uberliver
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Posted - 2004.01.20 23:50:00 -
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Can you believe it i have been sober for a month now. hmm Road Kill is a bad influence.. keeping me sobered like this.. Think I'll be heading to the Gallante Institute for noobs and get tanked up again.. Laters Roadie it was nice knowing ya.. sorry bout running off with a celestis.. your unlikely to get that back Mwhahhahahah
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Khal St
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Posted - 2004.01.21 09:32:00 -
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Dave! if i catch you in my hangar doing your business up the side of my BB again im gonna drop you in the 'Caldari' channel and watch those boyz tear up your Gallente butt like a pack of rabid dogs!
Geez man stations have 'facilities' you know!!!
Only the insane prosper, only those who prosper can truly judge what is sane...
Try TXI's Cal-afeÖ - That Caldari Power Taste!
and now..
Tri-StarsiÖ - Power, Wealth & Revenge!
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Plim
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Posted - 2004.01.22 20:50:00 -
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Dave I don't know what has come over you lately... I haven't seen you drink for ages. This irresponsible attitude has to change, you need to get back on the booze man before you seriously go off the rails  .
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Dave Uberliver
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Posted - 2004.01.24 16:38:00 -
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I know what you mean plim... meet at the "ash'n rafters" mini public house tonight for a right lashing and a great big bar brawl..
Khal you haven't found the other present i left you, bet your wondering what that smell is  You can join me to discuss my future if you like.
think i'm free from the law they have found another fish to fry..
Anyway the invitation is welcome to all..
Hehehe I wonder what trouble i can get in to today ! |
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