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4rc4ng3L Gallente DarkSide Inc	Posted - 2006.10.16 14:27:00 - [1] 10 MILLION ISK FREE Okay heres the deal. The person who simply gives me the best reason to give them the 10 million isk will get it. Its open to everyone and there are no strings attached!! So what are you waiting for.... get that brain ticking damit!! Death is the only true freedom, brought on by our own ignorance.... Welcome to the "free" world in which we live...
Kindro DeCapo SkottE Technologies	Posted - 2006.10.16 14:33:00 - [2] give me the ten mill so that my wallet looks a little less depressing ----------------------------------------------- The above poster is a slag I love markup
hattifnatt Gallente The Movement	Posted - 2006.10.16 14:36:00 - [3] Because I want them? 400x120@24000 Bytes Maximum please. -Capsicum ___ /o.0\ \___/ <-- This is Jigglypuff!! [
KingsGambit Caldari Knights	Posted - 2006.10.16 14:37:00 - [4] I have quite a large wallet, and would like to perform an experiment to test my memory and perception. Send me the 10m and see if I notice the difference or not ------------- My T2 Shop
Benco97 Gallente Fedo Appreciation Group	Posted - 2006.10.16 14:37:00 - [5] Please give me the isk, I need it to feed the 13,000 fedo on my farm, do you know howmuch food they get through? lots and so it costs lots. Please, think of the baby Fedo and give generously. also, with your donation of isk you'll get a free lifetime pass for yourself to the farm to see how we care for the Fedo and you can adopt the fedo of your choice for free, your new Fedo friend will send you eve-mails every holiday to keep you upto date. Head of the Fedo Appreciation Group (FAG) and Registered Fedo breeder (Sig kindly supplied by Zurtur)
Spartaen	Posted - 2006.10.16 14:38:00 - [6] I need to insure my Thorax. I need to insure it because it will get blown up. It will get up because people will get annoyed with it. People will get annoyed with it, because i will repeatedly shove it up their ship's bum until they cry If it's insured, i can buy a new one and continue its reign of terrororor.
Indra Sebuchiore Sebiestor tribe	Posted - 2006.10.16 14:42:00 - [7] I need million isk as I'm Minmatar. __________________________________________ "In girum imus nocte, et consumimur igni."
Presidente Gallente	Posted - 2006.10.16 14:47:00 - [8] The killer reason why you must give 10.000.000 to Presidente Gallente: I will give back 5.000.000 and you'll save 5.000.000. That's the only way to give credit [back] to someone noble like you. Live strong skilled and RICH! Presidente Gallente
DeadRow True Core	Posted - 2006.10.16 14:50:00 - [9] Im 10m off buying a cloak ops cloak II? /DeadRow, True Core Sig Wanted.
Xrak Black Nova Corp Band of Brothers	Posted - 2006.10.16 14:52:00 - [10] Because if you dont, my dad will beat up your dad.
Zurtur Minmatar	Posted - 2006.10.16 15:01:00 - [11] Everybody in here seems to want the ISK. Give it to me because i dont want it. Z --- Reminder to all Icelanders - yes i know, and no it was not me who named this character.
Scorpyn Caldari The Patriot Pact	Posted - 2006.10.16 15:05:00 - [12] Because otherwise I'll tell everyone what I saw you doing with that ostrich yesterday
Ceramik Black Avatar Firmus Ixion	Posted - 2006.10.16 15:15:00 - [13] Because I won the watermelon seed spitting contest. I spit a seed 2.3 AU, new record!
wierchas noobhunter Caldari Praxiteles Inc.	Posted - 2006.10.16 15:27:00 - [14] my por pokemons has no food i need isk to buy pokefood pwease join me be cool
Ogdru Jahad Amarr	Posted - 2006.10.16 15:30:00 - [15] ok i will be plain and simple... i want 10 million Isk because i am a greddy MOFO .
Aeon Jonas Caldari The Caldari Confederation	Posted - 2006.10.16 15:30:00 - [16] Edited by: Aeon Jonas on 16/10/2006 15:32:40 Please could I have the 10 Million ISK as I want to make a profit plain and simple. Thanks for you time.
Shigsy Caldari Four Horsemen	Posted - 2006.10.16 15:43:00 - [17] I need it to setup an emu farm. Honestly.
Ogdru Jahad Amarr	Posted - 2006.10.16 16:01:00 - [18] Originally by: Shigsy I need it to setup an emu farm. Honestly. you sure your not doing a emo farm? may as well bleed it for all its worth .
Redart Amarr	Posted - 2006.10.16 16:07:00 - [19] I will use the money to give a home to the poor Exoctic Dancers I tend to attract amongst my travels. Gorgeous Gamers
Lucifer Fellblade Caldari Ore Mongers Pirate Coalition	Posted - 2006.10.16 16:22:00 - [20] Because if you don't, I'll put a Jihad on you! ------
DarkXenon	Posted - 2006.10.16 16:40:00 - [21] Give me the ISK else I will bash your face in!
000Hunter000 Gallente Leviathan Corperation LTD	Posted - 2006.10.16 16:46:00 - [22] Because otherwise the bouncer at the Pleasurehub will break my kneecaps cuz i had to borrow some isk to give to the exotic dancers (not really but it sounded nice ) I still want the 10 mill though, my alt needs a new Inty Banner will be updated shortly
Nizbah SideKick Squad	Posted - 2006.10.16 16:54:00 - [23] It will pay for the sanction and tremendous loss of frigates my corporations will receive when we declare war on your corporation.
Verus Potestas Caldari Fiat Mort	Posted - 2006.10.16 17:06:00 - [24] Because of quantum. RAWR!111 Sig Hijackz0r!!11 - Immy
Lucius Drago Minmatar	Posted - 2006.10.16 17:16:00 - [25] ..because I'm a generally nice and trustworthy person. Just yesterday someone offered me a loan because I complained that I didn't have enough money to properly fit my new Comet. I've also helped many noobs with Worlds Collide and other hard missions. I also got podded recently and lost a Typhoon. :( ----- Tarquin Tarquinius's Alt
Alha Qmar Caldari Xenon Logistics	Posted - 2006.10.16 17:19:00 - [26] I need isk to hire merc corp against your corp.
Tarquin Tarquinius Gallente Etruscan Kings	Posted - 2006.10.16 17:19:00 - [27] Originally by: Lucius Drago ..because I'm a generally nice and trustworthy person. Just yesterday someone offered me a loan because I complained that I didn't have enough money to properly fit my new Comet. I've also helped many noobs with Worlds Collide and other hard missions. I also got podded recently and lost a Typhoon. :( Damn alts. ----- insert sig here 0.0 System Renaming?
Gift Amarr Loot	Posted - 2006.10.16 17:20:00 - [28] My answer to you is simple, because I will do whatÆs best for eve. With your 10mil isk, I will buy 2 new tech II guns. With these guns I will be able to kill more of my targets. With more targets being destroyed, demand in the region for ships & mods will increase. With the increase in demand, suppliers will run to fill the increase in orders. Now the suppliers will put a strain on the current availability of minerals, and thus miners can raise prices to reflect the levels of demand. Now outsiders will see the raising mineral prices as an opportunity to cash in, and now more people will be mining to fill mineral orders, to fill manufacturing orders, to fill purchase orders. While the circle may seem complete the fat lady has yet to sing. Now that there is inflation in the amount of miners the market will become saturated and mineral prices will plummet. Now manufacturer will buy up all the cheap minerals & produce an excess of ships & mods. Now the prices for ships & mods will plummet as the supply has overreached the demand and there will be cheap goods for all of eve, forever. Pirates of Eve, Join channel "Pirate" Today!
NeoTech Out Siders Ascendant Frontier	Posted - 2006.10.16 18:12:00 - [29] thats easy... I'll use the 10mil iskies to kill BoB. What more can u want?
Quin Tal Fort Knox Inc Expeto Libertas Foedus	Posted - 2006.10.16 18:39:00 - [30] This is the year, where hope fails you. The test subjects run the experiments. And the b*stards you know, is the hero you hate. But anything is possible, if we strive. There's no reason, there's no lesson, no time like the present. I'm telling you right now, what have you got to lose, what have you got to lose... except your soul. Give me 10mil ISK!
PKlavins Caldari eXceed Inc. Ascendant Frontier	Posted - 2006.10.16 19:58:00 - [31] because i would like it. kthxbye COOKIES FOR MODS IN TEH UBAR SIGZ0R! first -eris
Madorthene	Posted - 2006.10.16 20:00:00 - [32] Because i'm hung like a mule.
DubanFP Caldari	Posted - 2006.10.16 20:23:00 - [33] Edited by: DubanFP on 16/10/2006 20:23:38 I don't want the 10 mil, i have 400 more million just like it. . I'm just here to say 10mil is squat, So screw your money, I don't need no stinkin 10 mil P.S."message is completley in fun, no actual offense is meant"
Reto The Last Resort	Posted - 2006.10.16 21:46:00 - [34] hmmm for 10 mil ill see if i can remove the cover-up from this one Originally by: s4mp3r0r "Hey man, you're mom has a cruise missile".
Trahern Twrgadarn	Posted - 2006.10.17 00:26:00 - [35] Because I'll give you a tech 2 BPC when I get one in the next patch. /me is going for caldari starship, it could be a heavy assault ship Quote: Creana > u`r momma is so fat , that BOB mistaken her for a region and claimed her
Admai Sket	Posted - 2006.10.17 00:34:00 - [36] I need it cuz I'm currently drunk. I am drunk and think that anything atm is funny and/or cool. Whilst typing this reply, I've also managed to press someething on my keyboard that opened a window entitled 'DOM Inspector' - WTF is that about? I'm sooo drunk.... What te smeg is DOM inspector? MY SIG: Linkage Funny thread.
Marcus TheMartin Gallente CURSED LEGION OF DOOM Pirate Coalition	Posted - 2006.10.17 01:02:00 - [37] Ninjas killed my family and I need 10 million isk for karate skill books The Best Thing I've ever seen in local chat [15:17:21] sotmassacer > can someone give me a big battleship for a while
Fatso Alberto	Posted - 2006.10.17 01:47:00 - [38] I really, really, REALLY need that isk. Pay up or I will eat you
0Virtu0 Amarr Reikoku Band of Brothers	Posted - 2006.10.17 03:54:00 - [39] Because Chuck Norris is standing right behind you. Hi Tirg, stop removing my sig. READ K?
Kuolematon Space Perverts and Forum Warriors United	Posted - 2006.10.17 06:44:00 - [40] I need to support my baby trolls so I can post here for your amusement about how good WoW is and how sucky PvP in EVE is. Unnerf Amarr!Ö "I read somewhere that Kali will be featuring turn-based combat to increase immersion." ¬ Waagaa Ktlehr
Xornor Norxor	Posted - 2006.10.17 06:59:00 - [41] I would lure new player to EVE with your money (my wife).
Ocoas	Posted - 2006.10.17 09:01:00 - [42] I LIKE YOUR MONEY Linkage Your sig is to large, please resize it according to the forum rules listed on the left under "Forums" - Ductoris
Brother Benthor Crisis Corp Lotka Volterra	Posted - 2006.10.17 09:21:00 - [43] Edited by: Brother Benthor on 17/10/2006 09:21:45 Cause I'm your friend and I want you help you carry that weight? .. that's what friends are for! -HALTED until DECEMBER-
Hohenheim OfLight ArchAngels of Chaos	Posted - 2006.10.17 10:09:00 - [44] You should give me the isk becuse, The three IP netowrk addresses reserved for private networks are, 10.0.0.0/8 172.16.0.0/12 192.168.0.0/16 & really i can not think of any thing more random to say. ---------------------------------------------- Gone but not forgotten
Paula Moofbite Gallente	Posted - 2006.10.17 10:29:00 - [45] So I can buy slaves to weld a Trebuchet to my Dominix ... -====- Linkoor Originally by: Gordon Brown Tony Blair is my friend ... The Game - Have YOU Lost?!
Captain Tabouli Gallente Federal Navy Academy	Posted - 2006.10.17 10:34:00 - [46] I need 10 million ISK to invest in a pyramid scheme to research methods to brilliantly answer ambiguous questions such as 'give me the best reason to give you money' while remaining: 1) Funny 2) Not desperate 3) Not over-confident
Irish Fire	Posted - 2006.10.17 11:07:00 - [47] I feel that Giving your 10 Mil ISk to me would do wonders for a person just starting out. Help Me invest, and Mayybe get me on the right path to helping out others :)
Taaketa Frist The Praxis Initiative Interstellar Starbase Syndicate	Posted - 2006.10.17 11:17:00 - [48] I have a hairy back and nobody loves me. -------------- Dang nabit
zaltzalt	Posted - 2006.10.17 11:30:00 - [49] >>><<< I have 800k in my wallet My clone costs 2m I am stuck in a 0.0 region with no instas home FOR THE LOVE OF WHATEVER YOU FIND HOLY give me the isk <<<>>>
John Slogan	Posted - 2006.10.17 11:49:00 - [50] I'll pay it forward and put out a station buy order in a remote system for one unit of Exotic Dancer at 10,000,000.00 isk. It'll give some noob a hell of a story for his noob friends!
Brother Benthor Crisis Corp Lotka Volterra	Posted - 2006.10.17 13:08:00 - [51] Hmm that ISK would be handy for someone who is trying to take over the world, im a little short on funds for my cause, care to donate? :) -HALTED until DECEMBER-
Fuujin Hadean Drive Yards	Posted - 2006.10.17 14:04:00 - [52] I love lamp. _______________ The sword has to be more than a simple weapon; it has to be an answer to life's questions
Emroth	Posted - 2006.10.17 14:12:00 - [53] I need 10 mill isk because i am poor. I was left alone when i was in my babypod and ive never gotten any isk from my parents. Give me 10 mill isk so i can nuke my parents.
Indra Sebuchiore Sebiestor tribe	Posted - 2006.10.17 15:08:00 - [54] I need it to get my stomach pumped as I probably shouldn't have eaten that packet of powered gravy I found in the parking lot. __________________________________________ "In girum imus nocte, et consumimur igni."
Volcom V Amarr	Posted - 2006.10.17 16:33:00 - [55] Give me the 10mil because all the other reasons suck. ████████████
Kieran McClung Gallente The Origins Atrocitas	Posted - 2006.10.17 17:11:00 - [56] I love eggs _____________________
sugark SOTI Inc. Combined Planetary Union	Posted - 2006.10.17 19:13:00 - [57] FROM THE DESK OF MS S.K. My dear friend, I am sending you all the blessings of (insert whatever applies or not) and wellwishings you could possibly think of. It has come to my attention, that you are in the possession of 10 (ten) million ISK and therefore I have the courage to Crave indulgence for some important business believing that you will never let me down either now or in the future. Some days ago, a Caldari Mission runner/Miner/ebil piratehunter-wanna-be went missing. We have reason to believe that she is being held hostage by some unnamed, red-haired wizzard. As a matter of fact we pray that this might be the case, because should this prove to be wrong, we have reason to believe that she was caught up by some nameless and impossible to name nightmare. In either case we are certain she shall never return back to the lawfull living, unless we do whatever is required as soon as possible. Before her departure she made a number of deposits into certain accounts that shall not be named here due to the sensitivity of this matter. Now we are in the unpleasant situation of having an abundance of ISK but not being able to access them, since we are not able to contact the debitors of our beloved departed friend. Our situation is that we are unable to pay the charges of sending messages to those unnamed people, but yet we urgently require funds in order to be in the position of sending out search parties and rescue teams. My dear beloved friend, it is our understanding that you are a person of big heard and a great understanding of business. Therefore we would like to propose the following: After having received the transfer of 10 (ten) million ISK to the account of Miss sugark we will start sending messages to her debitors and urge them to refund the previously deposited ISK. In return we shall transfer you 10% of the half of the first five charges required to do this and you shall be in our hearts forever and ever. If you are interested, please reply immediately through personal eve-mail sending the following details: (1) your shoe-size (2) Your wellàshoe-size. Or just transfer the funds and we shall forget about any size completely. Please observe the utmost confidentiality, and be rest assured that this transaction would be most profitable for both of us because I shall require your assistance to rescue miss sugark. I look forward to your earliest reply. Yours, Mr. Kly ________________________________ SOTI recruiting
SadisticSavior Caldari Edenists	Posted - 2006.10.17 20:34:00 - [58] Only 10 million? My time is worth at least 12 million.
Lucifer Fellblade Caldari Ore Mongers Pirate Coalition	Posted - 2006.10.17 20:37:00 - [59] That is all. ------
Conphas	Posted - 2006.10.17 21:12:00 - [60] Because Nerdalus took me out on a date.He said he had to go to the bathroom, and never came back. I had to pay for dinner on my own. Long-limbed Roes aren't cheap or easy to find this far out in Minmitar space.
Drommy Gallente DarkSide Inc	Posted - 2006.10.17 21:14:00 - [61] erm i should get it cos oh i cant eve be bothered IF YOU AINT BLUE... YOUR GOO DARKSIDE INC
Saint Lazarus	Posted - 2006.10.17 21:19:00 - [62] If you give it to me I'll kick Tom in the nuts and you can watch :insert cool signature here:
fear factor Gallente DarkSide Inc	Posted - 2006.10.17 21:30:00 - [63] Well 4RC as i am a fellow member of darkside i feel i should not enter so i going to bump the isk up from 10mil give away to 20mil give away. But there is one thing i want from people is a joke at the end of your message. Please make 4RC fall on the floor
Sunder soulsin	Posted - 2006.10.17 22:55:00 - [64] I would gladly take 10mill in to my current debt to kill off my 117mill isk debt. NOT like im acctualy going to get this =/
evistin Multiverse Corporation	Posted - 2006.10.17 23:58:00 - [65] At 10 million ISK, I would buy frigates of all the races required frigates skill 2 or 3 and give them away to the newbies, in exchange for bio space of 1 month, or till they figure out what they want to put there instead. ----------- Management and Leadership û The Eve-online Guide
Varalonia Minmatar Starlight Industries Ekliptika	Posted - 2006.10.18 00:09:00 - [66] You should give it to me, so I can fund my Save the Squirrels Foundation
Aeon Horax Amarr Aridia Vindicatio	Posted - 2006.10.18 07:55:00 - [67] I want to buy 10000 rookie ships for my brand new fleet ;)
Corphus Sha Kharn Corp Ascendant Frontier	Posted - 2006.10.18 11:24:00 - [68] clicketh !
Donna Darko	Posted - 2006.10.18 12:02:00 - [69] We will refuse and immediately declare war on them. We would win through the previous war's experience of our fighter pilots. To the victor the spoils: the alliance would be broken only to reform under a different name and a different leader: our corporation. Their resources and trade contracts would be immediately redirected toward our production department and from then on, all other corporations would purchase their ships from us (at a competitive price minus 50% of the regular profit). This will increase our treasury almost exponentially. Month 12-24 It is very likely that a second, bigger alliance would attempt to declare war on us, hearing about the first one's fate and believing they can do better. The fight would take longer; because of their bigger size, demoralizing one opponent means someone else would simply take their place with fresh morale, but in the end we will prevail, although our losses may be significant. With the new alliance assets, our corporation will be set back on its climb toward profit and soon we can purchase tech II original blueprints and manufacture them. With any luck, the alliance would have their own. In the third quarter of this second year, the military training will intensify, drafting in all pilots regardless of usual profession, increasing our military might. In the interest of keeping a low key profile and since the eyes of the world would be fixed on us, in the last quarter of the year, we will gradually reduce this training, returning to our normal industrial status û our goal would have been achieved by now: the world would see us as the impressive force that we are, and no other significant wars would be declared. (Those little 2-3 men corporations that believe they can beat us would be eradicated from the ôGoö, but this will not deter all similarly thinking pilots from trying their luck with us.) Month 25 We will declare war on those two mother******* that have first ganked and killed me one and a half years ago, when I was a newbie and jumped into low security in my first day! Repeatedly! This war would last a full month, regardless of costs and losses, until they quit their jobs as pilots and start freakin' mining for us!!! Stories.
Donna Darko	Posted - 2006.10.18 12:02:00 - [70] <Placeholder> I may update my business plan in the next few days, if I spot any flaws. Stories.
Donna Darko	Posted - 2006.10.18 12:02:00 - [71] Edited by: Donna Darko on 18/10/2006 12:05:23 Hello, My name is Donna Darko and I am applying for the 10 million ISK grant. Month 1 With 10 million ISK, I would create a new character (or maybe even use Donna Darko, for the sake of speeding things up) that is able to lead a corporation. I would use 2 million to create a corporation and recruit a few people who, like me, believe that this game can be played in a different way, where the need to make a profit for themselves is seconded by the drive to have fun working toward a goal. It would be a communistic approach, where the whole corporation works toward the same goal, with a dictatorial leadership, since this has proved time and again to work for some countries. An additional 1 million would be used to purchase low figure ships: an industrial type as well as one or two frigates. The industrial would be equipped for low security incursions, while one frigate built for speed (not comfort) and the second built for aiding the industrial cross the systems troubled by pirates, providing the logistics. The remaining 7 millions would be used to purchase a cruiser-type ship. Following successful negotiation with fearless low-security dwellers, this cruiser would be shipped, for a reasonable 1 million profit, to the client. The profit would be split toward the participants to this operations like so: 80%, or 800 k would go toward the corporation's treasury 20%, or 200 k would be split between the two or three participants. With the original capital recovered, the same operation could be repeated several times, until the funds in our treasury allow us to purchase two cruisers instead of one or a tech 2 ship. Our own fleet could be enlarged with an additional industrial and two frigates which can continue the procedure on a different route. Month 2-5 Once we have recruited a couple of pilots with industrial inclinations, the trade department would pair up with the industrial department: the later would mine the required minerals while the second would provide the blueprints to build cruisers and battle cruisers. Later, when the technology allows, our scientists would reverse engineer and provide instructions on how to build tech II ships. The industrial department would be moved in the areas around our clients, as needed, while maintaining a relatively mobile position to deter possible threats. Meanwhile, our army would grow as well, structured into a rigorous military training intended to make formidable defenders for the trade and industrial department. The smaller section allocated as counter-intelligence would have our scientists' full support in researching mind-reading techniques that would allow our spies to infiltrate well known industrial corporations such as Lai Dai. Month 5-7 By now, word of our prosperous future had reached the ears of our new enemies (formed of disgruntled customers, poor pirates and just pure evil-wishers) and a war may be declared on our corporation. The army would make a stand to the (most-likely) better skilled and equipped mercenaries, while the industrial and trade departments relocate to safer grounds. As is always the case, people are expected to switch sides during the war. This is the perfect opportunity for our spies to infiltrate the enemy's ranks. Once they had managed to map all the vital aspects of the mercenary corporation, the army would perform surgical strikes and remove their advantages, forcing the enemy into a hasty retreat. Month 8-12 With the war over, the corporation would start breaching into 0.0 for more expensive minerals, since mass production would not be satisfied by melting rogue drones' remains and other modules. Because of that, the local alliance(s) would contact us, demanding a payment for our safe passage. Stories.
R31D Celestial Apocalypse	Posted - 2006.10.18 12:40:00 - [72] Edited by: R31D on 18/10/2006 12:41:53 Because I lost my Pilgrim to two of your Wolfs and I need the ISK to pay the deposit on my new one Free bumpage for all
Sakura Nihil Tharsis Security	Posted - 2006.10.18 12:58:00 - [73] Because I ***** the Rookie Help channel a lot, and the number of newbs that commit stupid mistakes is pretty high - I want to be a benefactor of them and help them into the game, and you can help me do that. Want Me ;)?
Captin Cokrott	Posted - 2006.10.18 17:45:00 - [74] Edited by: Captin Cokrott on 18/10/2006 17:46:44 Because im Sexah!!
Gladrielle Gallente	Posted - 2006.10.18 17:46:00 - [75] id like that cash :) because id be 20 million richer than i am right now :P
4rc4ng3L Gallente DarkSide Inc	Posted - 2006.10.19 19:16:00 - [76] Less than 24hours before the give away closes. If you wana get yourself a quick and easy 20 Million get your imagination going and give in an entry.... Best of luck Death is the only true freedom, brought on by our own ignorance.... Welcome to the "free" world in which we live...
Tenative Allegiance	Posted - 2006.10.19 19:51:00 - [77] I Tenative Allegiance hereby apply for the Millions of ISK. My reason is simple. You see I have this brother who thinks that I desurve the worst deaths possible. He feels that I need my limbs chopped off and to be thrown into a metal cell with little air circulation and only a spoon in it with which to attempt to swallow to remove myself from my own misery. This I must say wounds my sannity. It was already fragile to begin with due to listening to my Dads storys about himself in Israil after the Israily Egyption war. My Father and his family once went into a feild of abandon weapons, he wrenched a machine gun off a jeep and his brothers loaded undetonate morter shells into their station wagon. Then some MPs came to tell the silly Americans that they were standing in a mine feild. They go down the bumpy road with bombs in the back rolling around. This went on untill they reached a check point and the inspector ran away from the car after looking in the back. Or the time my Grandad got tired of waiting for a pile of garbage and had one of my uncles empty a tank of Gas on the fire. There was a Mushroom cloud over Nazereth. So I need 20 Million Isk to maintian my mental sanity for reasons stated above. Thank you.
Falzone Gallente FATAL REVELATIONS Lotka Volterra	Posted - 2006.10.19 21:09:00 - [78] You should give me twenty million ISK, and here's why. I've been following the not-so-subtle plotting of Donna Darko -- the feminine manifestation of our favorite cult character, Donnie Darko, otherwise known now as the source of the phrase "Brokeback Style." Some tidbits that Donna left out of her/his story is that this vaunted corporation that would be formed with your twenty million ISK by Donna would really be the spearhead of a Brokeback Style revolution within Eve. Within secret documents that I've managed to catch glimpses of, I've seen such nefarious plans as Donna's plan to buy out the Leisure Lounge, evict Backdoor Bandit, and hold Innominate Nightmare's pirate tunnel for ransom. Even worse, part of your twenty million ISK would be funneled into the super secret BoB station that can only be accessed with lifetime member decoder rings. Why is this bad? Union regulations don't apply at the secret BoB station, exotic dancers aren't even paid minimum wage, and worse...the primary form of entertainment comes from prisoners and janitors! By awarding me this twenty million ISK, you'll pave the ground for an anti-Donna movement to stand against the rise of decadent janitor and prisoner abuse, push back the influx of Hollywood influence through cult worship and preserve the unity of Eve's Minmatar "special club." You'd have the eternal gratitude of Backdoor Bandit for stopping this travesty, and Innominate Nightmare could continue his journey through 0.0 space unmolestd. For the low price of just 20 million ISK, you could literally become a Universal Hero! Nobel Peace Prize! Universal Citizen of the year! -Falzone
Rina Shanu Phoenix Knights	Posted - 2006.10.20 08:54:00 - [79] It's my birthday. no really, it is, at least it was sometie this year, but nonetheless. Also, ISK is important, I need to buy some spirits amd tobacco and holoreels and rent exotic dancers and all for a batchelor party. Not to mention my best friend can't afford a shuttle and it is m duty as best friend to help him in times of need and provide a steady flux of shutttles (he loves self destructing them). There is also a request for funding for a minmatar terrorist group known as "Ducks and Tapes Ships For Tomorrows Hope". They really need some funding to get skill because otherwise they would have to use more expensive amarr ships and thus we'd have a double isk sink for the poor terrorist group. Oh my, I just got a mail from: Secretary of Ministry of Foreign Affairs in Jumbulzglundia. See they have an account from a soon to be departed in a better world foreign investor and are in need of another sucker to put in a large amount of ISK and get the cash out of the country and then split the profits. Also I wnat to mention that with your change and coins isk imput I'll soon reach my goal of 100bil ISK. So please give it to me for such a greedless goal. And to get me started: # - I'll stop giving stupid reasons if I get the ISK, so isn't this a good reason ? # - ISK is my precious, MY PRECIOUS !!!!!!!!!!!!! # - was so drunk last night at the Broken Maller strip club down in EFA and harresed some of the strippers there. was thgus fined 100 mil isk and your contribution will help me a lot. # - I also heard of a save the minmatar children from hunger fund going on and am its representative it this particular thread. So please give the ISK to me. # - still looking for a motive, some isk will surely motivate me and make my imagination more active # - I need more ships # - love to have more wISKas meoaw meoaw meoaw meoaw # - wrinting all this gt me so tired I have to rent a room at the nearest hotel/station. charge is 10mil ISK. # - there are less than 1930 charcters left, gotta be a good reason # - I can't spell = reason enough Image removed, not appropriate for this site. -Suvetar then make me a sig Suvetar what has 4 legs and 1 arm? a happy pitbull
Presidente Gallente	Posted - 2006.10.20 09:26:00 - [80] Edited by: Presidente Gallente on 20/10/2006 10:16:07 Ah ... you need a crazy reason for ROFL?! It's quite simple [all good things are numbered by 3]: 01 ROFL 02 MORE ROFL 03 if your eyes are dry and your stomach is in normal condition again: send 20 Million to Presidente Gallente! Thanks! Was nice to do business with you noble guys! Live strong skilled and laughing! Presidente G. 04 BONUS ROFL
4rc4ng3L Gallente DarkSide Inc	Posted - 2006.10.20 11:07:00 - [81] CLOSED The giveaway is now officially closed. I would like to thank all who entered and the winner/s will be announced later in the day. -4rc4ng3L- Death is the only true freedom, brought on by our own ignorance.... Welcome to the "free" world in which we live...
Skeelow	Posted - 2006.10.20 17:02:00 - [82] I was in a mission and my team mate was using drones and I was using a smartbomb, unfortunately my smartbomb hit one of his drones making concord come and pop me :( now im skint.
Dooogie Caldari Gentlemen O'Fortune	Posted - 2006.10.20 17:04:00 - [83] The above person was me, I hate having two accounts :?
4rc4ng3L Gallente DarkSide Inc	Posted - 2006.10.20 17:19:00 - [84] Edited by: 4rc4ng3L on 20/10/2006 17:20:15 -WINNERS- After alot of time reading through the entries and brain storming the winners have been decided... First Prize: Donna Darko Alot of thought was put in and it actually made sense too :p Either that or you were drunk at the time, enjoy... Second prize: Saint Lazarus This joke element was a late entry in the giveaway so i wasnt expecting much. A late but funny entry indeed, saint takes the prize... And people say i dont treat my war targets equally :p Okay so this was the first of perhaps many more to come :p The give aways can only get bigger and better so stay tunned. I would to give a shout out to Falzone, Gift, John Slogan, Emroth, sugark... i laughed at most of them so thanks for the entries. All winners will recieve their prizes by the end of the night. I would like to thank you all for your entries, so from myself, Fear Factor and the rest of Darkside Inc, thanks for your time and join us again next time. Death is the only true freedom, brought on by our own ignorance.... Welcome to the "free" world in which we live...
Falzone Gallente FATAL REVELATIONS Lotka Volterra	Posted - 2006.10.20 19:44:00 - [85] Does this mean that I came in a rather unsatisfactory 3rd place? Doom doom doom! You've doomed the galaxy to Donna's nefarious plot. You'll look back in six months or a year and realize that your twenty million ISK funded the terrorist organization of the galaxy! I'm going to go pack up my smartbomb shelter now and prepare for the worst. -Falzone
Donna Darko	Posted - 2006.10.20 20:50:00 - [86] Edited by: Donna Darko on 20/10/2006 20:53:33 WOOHOO! In your face, Backdoor Bandit!! :) Thanks, I did spend some time putting it all together, but I was sadly not drunk (or under any influences). The good thing is that writing that story has convinced me I should actually continue my long-term story, so this week-end... Innominate Nightmare, here I come! EDIT And on a serious note... I think I should try what I wrote... If anything, I can only win. Stories.
sugark SOTI Inc. Combined Planetary Union	Posted - 2006.10.21 09:24:00 - [87] Thanks for the competition and congratulations to the winners ________________________________ SOTI recruiting

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