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Marcus TheMartin Gallente CURSED LEGION OF DOOM Pirate Coalition	Posted - 2006.10.23 14:03:00 - [1] Edited by: Marcus TheMartin on 23/10/2006 14:06:01 Lets hear them. Heres my biggest one So Stickybyte and I were going through hysera - tannolen looking for other players and avoiding the anti pirate blobs that would show up trying to make the systems "safe" (but they would always refuse to go to tama to play with MDK) so anyways were are sitting at a gate to Onatah waiting for my scout to see if it is safe to jump when an MDK member enters the system. I forget his name but he was -10 and had at 25mill bounty (most of them do except Ju'Co) but thats besides the point. So we see him in a shuttle headed towards the gate we were on but we didn't open fire due to the time it would take to lock his pod down before the guns wtf pwned us. So we had let him pass. About 20 minutes later it hit me. In corp chat we were talking about this guy in the shuttle when I shout "DARNIT THAT GUY WAS -10 why didn't we shoot HIM!!! GAAAAH" And I realized then that I didn't notice him flashing red or black because our corp set MDK to -10 . . . darn I would've liked that bounty lol. The Best Thing I've ever seen in local chat [15:17:21] sotmassacer > can someone give me a big battleship for a while
Lanfear's Bane Daughters of the Night	Posted - 2006.10.23 14:13:00 - [2] First time I forgot I was -5.0 and had so sentry support. Rifter go boom. Thinking I had turned on my cloak on my Hound and got scramed by rats in a belt. Killed two but it was the third one that was scrambling me. No tank in a Hound. Hound go boom. (Luckily everything expensive survived). Undocking in a hauler from Pator Tech School whose station model does not allow redocking without moving. Mangold pops up. Hoarder go boom. Made a few bad calls along the way too, but more due to poor judgement than bad luck. I have had rather more good luck that bad, but then again I am a firm believer that you make your own luck. Lanfear's Bane. _ _ _
Belhorn Battlebeard Turbulent	Posted - 2006.10.23 14:16:00 - [3] /me hangs his head in shame...... Mine was disgraceful... sniping at a gate in one of my many past Megathrons, when I'd finished I warped back to my station.... but I used the wrong BM, so instead of insta-docking, I landed 30km from the station (fitted with sniping gear and no tank obviously) - so all it took was a little Inty say there to warp scramble me and let the sentries do the rest.... oops! To add insult to injury, I lagged out and they got my pod - ARRGGHHHH!
Narciss Sevar Caldari Sniggerdly	Posted - 2006.10.23 15:00:00 - [4] Undocking, going 2 jumps and catching a mining bs, only to find i had forgot my drones and ammo for my thorax... ---- Please resize image to a maximum of 400 x 120, not exceeding 24000 bytes, ty. If you would like further details please mail [email protected] - Cortes
Chode Rizoum Minmatar Finite Horizon	Posted - 2006.10.23 15:08:00 - [5] jumping into high sec.. in expensive ships
Yarek Balear The Initiative	Posted - 2006.10.23 15:36:00 - [6] Ok... I admit it... attacked a Mining Barge in my Crow - and lost... (corp never let me forget it, so might as well tell the world)...
Lanfear's Bane Daughters of the Night	Posted - 2006.10.23 15:44:00 - [7] Edited by: Lanfear''s Bane on 23/10/2006 15:44:52 Originally by: Chode Rizoum jumping into high sec.. in expensive ships Ah yes actually I have done this, happens when you keep two accounts in the same area, one who can go up to higsec one who can't Luckily I made it back out again, no Police or CONCORD on the gate and Customs never caught me. Lanfear's Bane. Edit: Spelling and Grammar _ _ _
ian666 Minmatar Turbulent	Posted - 2006.10.23 15:45:00 - [8] RRR Poor Belhorn i've never heard such bad language ROFL, still gets me now, Being a friend in need i simply pointed out his mistake laughed loud on Vent and called him repeatedly a Noob !! Like ma brother man !!
Commander Thrawn Tarnak inc.	Posted - 2006.10.23 15:48:00 - [9] was in a gang, gang leader did not have insta in this system, but he was in a ceptor i was in a tech2 fitted BS i used the wrong insta and landed on a gate with 6 ceptors was forced to jump other system had a small fleet camping on the system really really sucked
Greyshadow Yesodic Nomads Corp Triumvirate.	Posted - 2006.10.23 15:57:00 - [10] Was in a gamg in empire with some alliance members (not corp mates) and had some maintenance drones repairing his mega, he had a auto lock on and shot me by mistake meaning concord destroyed his ship... ...and coz I was repairing him I was aiding a criminal meaning my raven got destroyed as well.
Damien Smith Turbulent	Posted - 2006.10.23 15:59:00 - [11] Originally by: Chode Rizoum jumping into high sec.. in expensive ships <-- Orvolle, in an Arazu... I was bored so I thought I'd go run the camps in pf-346 and fd-mlj and I jumped into an agony unleashed destroyer camp. Managed to cloak and sat there for a while, watching them own people who'd got trapped in their dictor bubble. I was tired though and ended up jumping into Orvolle forgetting it was high sec. - 80m isk recon cruiser, and -75m covert ops cloak. ----------- Join channel 'Turby' or die! (bring pie) Mission running carebears drop good loot. Probe one out today! I <3 carebears on toast ^^ - Xorus I'll trade you some carebears for some sheep -Tirg +=♥ - Immy
Marcus TheMartin Gallente CURSED LEGION OF DOOM Pirate Coalition	Posted - 2006.10.23 15:59:00 - [12] Originally by: Yarek Balear Ok... I admit it... attacked a Mining Barge in my Crow - and lost... (corp never let me forget it, so might as well tell the world)... . . . no wait a minute thats not possible. . . is it? The Best Thing I've ever seen in local chat [15:17:21] sotmassacer > can someone give me a big battleship for a while
Aurora Tagan Amarr	Posted - 2006.10.23 16:10:00 - [13] Logging into Eve drunk, on possibly the worst computer ever for eve (laggy), jumping in my zealot and helping a camp.....10 minutes later byby zealot , I never evan saw it happen!
OrangeAfroMan Suffoco Noctis Atrocitas	Posted - 2006.10.23 17:18:00 - [14] Trusting Lanfear's Bane. Oh and what Chode said about expensive ships and highsec.................. Gronsak is Tux's angry alt.
TranZferR The Initiative	Posted - 2006.10.23 18:10:00 - [15] Attacking a ship with a gang of about 5 when I was a noob. Once the target ship got to about 1/2 structure the pilot ejected. At that very same moment I right clicked to approach just as the "board ship" option became availible ( I was 4km away ). I ended up boarding his ship and my gang killed me instead. The target pod warped to saefty right as I died in his ship.
6Bagheera9 Shadows of the Dead Xelas Alliance	Posted - 2006.10.23 19:12:00 - [16] Originally by: Yarek Balear Ok... I admit it... attacked a Mining Barge in my Crow - and lost... (corp never let me forget it, so might as well tell the world)... Tech II light drones hurt don't they? Back when I was in VOID (RIP) some guy killed a crow (probably not you) that tried to gank his barge and forwarded the killmail via the alliance mailing list. Everyone had a good laugh.
Xaeon Murder-Death-Kill Blood Raiders Alliance	Posted - 2006.10.23 19:13:00 - [17] Yarr that made me laugh about Ju'co Not sure what mine would be, probably warping the support away from my Phoenix only to have an MC buzzard decloak and scramble me. Local more than doubled as they as started to jump in, meanwhile I'm locking the buzzard down. Just managed to kill it off as they started to land, and warped off in time - but certainly a lucky escape. Chapter V
Ju'Co Murder-Death-Kill Blood Raiders Alliance	Posted - 2006.10.23 19:15:00 - [18] Edited by: Ju''Co on 23/10/2006 19:18:10 Originally by: Marcus TheMartin Edited by: Marcus TheMartin on 23/10/2006 14:06:01 (most of them do except Ju'Co) Not for lack of trying, over 1,000 kills since joining mdk, and only 7 and a bit mil bounty. But you mentioning me by name is nice. Would it have anything to do with me war dec'ing Apast's corp after leaving edf with my alt? And furthermore, come play with your thorax's with me sometime, ill let you see how my -10 but only 7 mil bounty works.... two minutes after posting this, im in system with you, calling you out, and you log....
Marcus TheMartin Gallente CURSED LEGION OF DOOM Pirate Coalition	Posted - 2006.10.23 19:34:00 - [19] Originally by: Ju'Co Edited by: Ju''Co on 23/10/2006 19:18:10 Originally by: Marcus TheMartin Edited by: Marcus TheMartin on 23/10/2006 14:06:01 (most of them do except Ju'Co) Not for lack of trying, over 1,000 kills since joining mdk, and only 7 and a bit mil bounty. But you mentioning me by name is nice. Would it have anything to do with me war dec'ing Apast's corp after leaving edf with my alt? And furthermore, come play with your thorax's with me sometime, ill let you see how my -10 but only 7 mil bounty works.... two minutes after posting this, im in system with you, calling you out, and you log.... Now that I've given you my corpse free of charge you took a little too much offense to that. I was just making a statement not saying how bad some one was The Best Thing I've ever seen in local chat [15:17:21] sotmassacer > can someone give me a big battleship for a while
kublai Short Attention Span	Posted - 2006.10.23 19:37:00 - [20] Dirty Mick was showing off his station-camping moros for me while I was in my shuttle (nano-raptor with tech II mwd). I was showing off my leet locking time and had just fitted a webifier for..sordid purposes ahem, anyways I hit my mwd hotkey and realise that..."uups" after the refit thats where my webifier is. I thus web the moros in my unarmed raptor and get wtfpwnt by the sentry turrets, go me. ---------------------------------- Real Gangsta
Leikeze Mrotserif Murder-Death-Kill	Posted - 2006.10.23 20:26:00 - [21] Originally by: kublai Dirty Mick was showing off his station-camping moros for me while I was in my shuttle (nano-raptor with tech II mwd). I was showing off my leet locking time and had just fitted a webifier for..sordid purposes ahem, anyways I hit my mwd hotkey and realise that..."uups" after the refit thats where my webifier is. I thus web the moros in my unarmed raptor and get wtfpwnt by the sentry turrets, go me. I had clicked on a revelation before and forgot that my guns were primed.. needless to say the sentries whooped my crow. good to know im not the only idiot though -------------------------------------
Commander Thrawn Tarnak inc. Eternal Empire	Posted - 2006.10.23 20:54:00 - [22] Edited by: Commander Thrawn on 23/10/2006 20:54:22 Originally by: Marcus TheMartin Originally by: Yarek Balear Ok... I admit it... attacked a Mining Barge in my Crow - and lost... (corp never let me forget it, so might as well tell the world)... . . . no wait a minute thats not possible. . . is it? very possible almost happen to me once, jumped a retreiver scrambled him started launching missiles and then his 5 tech 2 hobgoblins force me to warp out, i was in hull lol went back to try again but he warped away
Rico Naginata Border Revolutions	Posted - 2006.10.23 21:08:00 - [23] TurboNutz sniping at a gate in his tech2 fitted mega, around 200km from gate.. Me in my Blackbird just chillin at the gate ready to bump people before they can jump. "Dude get the interceptor!! quick!!" "man i cant bump that, i'll miss... i can probably tank the sentries for about 15 secondsi nthis i guess" Rico Naginata has started warp scrambling random inty pilot Turns out i was wrong on the tanking front by about 10 seconds :( Please resize image to a maximum of 400 x 120, not exceeding 24000 bytes, ty. If you would like further details please mail [email protected] - Cortes
Yarek Balear The Initiative	Posted - 2006.10.23 22:09:00 - [24] Originally by: 6Bagheera9 Originally by: Yarek Balear Ok... I admit it... attacked a Mining Barge in my Crow - and lost... (corp never let me forget it, so might as well tell the world)... Tech II light drones hurt don't they? Back when I was in VOID (RIP) some guy killed a crow (probably not you) that tried to gank his barge and forwarded the killmail via the alliance mailing list. Everyone had a good laugh. Erm, yeah, that was me - was certainly when we war decced VOID - but don't worry m8, we all continue to have a good laugh at my expense too - that's why I shared it
LaCoHa Caldari Deep Space Navy Caldari Deep Space Industral	Posted - 2006.10.23 22:34:00 - [25] Following a Brutix to a gate in my Astarte (day 1), didnt bother to look in corp chat where it said "DO NOT engage that Brutix, hes buddy in Domi is waiting for you in the next system!" Read that message 30 seconds after loosing my Astarte on the very first day. :( oh well, sentry gun got the kill mail "I just slaughtered 28 people in that game of Battlefield 2 and never died. Man my e-p33n feels huge."
Malicious Afterthought PRIDE OF THE BLACK JOKE	Posted - 2006.10.24 01:05:00 - [26] After a year of playing, I got the ship I'd aspired to. An Ishkur Less than 24 hours later, due to a massive mapreading error, I'm in a 0.5 ssytem. it tanked most stuff well, but, with 7200m, to go, the inevitable happened. Sorry to my corp mates. Still, it's better than losing it whilst flagged to sentry fire, eh?
Leno 0utbreak	Posted - 2006.10.24 01:12:00 - [27] Originally by: Chode Rizoum jumping into high sec.. in expensive ships jumping trey into high sec in his brand new eagle that i sold to him to the tune of bad boys played by siddy while cursing me on ts --------------- RIP - Smoske, My Friend
Chr0nosX	Posted - 2006.10.24 01:33:00 - [28] Edited by: Chr0nosX on 24/10/2006 01:33:23 Getting in a vexor with my only drone skills being drones lvl 3 and trying to pirate.
Victor Ivanov	Posted - 2006.10.24 02:01:00 - [29] prays to god Cypherous doesn't read this topic
Marcus TheMartin Gallente CURSED LEGION OF DOOM Pirate Coalition	Posted - 2006.10.24 02:03:00 - [30] Originally by: Chr0nosX Edited by: Chr0nosX on 24/10/2006 01:33:23 Getting in a vexor with my only drone skills being drones lvl 3 and trying to pirate. lol thats almost as bad as me training tracking disruptors for my tristan back when I was in the federal naval academy The Best Thing I've ever seen in local chat [15:17:21] sotmassacer > can someone give me a big battleship for a while

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