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Mi Lai Sanguine Legion Pirate Coalition	Posted - 2006.10.24 03:10:00 - [31] Probably when I drank a liter of vodka during play, started singing on Teamspeak, kept forgetting in what system I was, and finally passing out on my keyboard. My mates gangwarped me to a safe when they noticed it <3 em all .
Splitter Macdung Minmatar Vale Heavy Industries SMASH Alliance	Posted - 2006.10.24 03:16:00 - [32] I tried to flatten a frig gang in a rather poorly fitted Vexor. Oh, and drones 4 (Replace frig with inty and you get to the meat of the problem) __________________________________ Vale Heavy Industries "We'll Haul Your Stuff For Free"(Because you didnt pay us not to.)
Leno 0utbreak	Posted - 2006.10.24 07:12:00 - [33] Originally by: Mi Lai Probably when I drank a liter of vodka during play, started singing on Teamspeak, kept forgetting in what system I was, and finally passing out on my keyboard. My mates gangwarped me to a safe when they noticed it <3 em all . Did that with blacklight like, 2 years ago in syndicate only it was at a planet. There was a very funny video of his ship getting blown up by some of the local pirates and then podded. Lost a full set of arb sieges when they were worth like what, 60m? Also when 60m was alot of isk. Ahhh memmories... --------------- RIP - Smoske, My Friend
Mi Lai Sanguine Legion Pirate Coalition	Posted - 2006.10.24 07:25:00 - [34] Originally by: Leno Originally by: Mi Lai Probably when I drank a liter of vodka during play, started singing on Teamspeak, kept forgetting in what system I was, and finally passing out on my keyboard. My mates gangwarped me to a safe when they noticed it <3 em all . Did that with blacklight like, 2 years ago in syndicate only it was at a planet. There was a very funny video of his ship getting blown up by some of the local pirates and then podded. Lost a full set of arb sieges when they were worth like what, 60m? Also when 60m was alot of isk. Ahhh memmories... Poor fella... I'm lucky with my ganmates to take care of me like they did. Offcourse I WILL call them all bastards and pod them if they publish my TS recorded singing
Lanfear's Bane Daughters of the Night	Posted - 2006.10.24 08:25:00 - [35] Originally by: Mi Lai Originally by: Leno Originally by: Mi Lai Probably when I drank a liter of vodka during play, started singing on Teamspeak, kept forgetting in what system I was, and finally passing out on my keyboard. My mates gangwarped me to a safe when they noticed it <3 em all . Did that with blacklight like, 2 years ago in syndicate only it was at a planet. There was a very funny video of his ship getting blown up by some of the local pirates and then podded. Lost a full set of arb sieges when they were worth like what, 60m? Also when 60m was alot of isk. Ahhh memmories... Poor fella... I'm lucky with my ganmates to take care of me like they did. Offcourse I WILL call them all bastards and pod them if they publish my TS recorded singing Too late, it has already been released. You can listen to it here. Lanfear's Bane. _ _ _
R3DD3K	Posted - 2006.10.24 08:43:00 - [36] Was huntin in Mara the other night in my Thorax testing a laser setup for the hell of it. When I made a fatal scanner reading error.....saw the Curse in the system but though I was jumpin a vexor. Get to said belt ..no Vexor , just a nifty little Curse about 32km from me (a dist which he closed uber fast ) and then my cap was gone in about 10seconds....Would not have fought a Curse willingly and I must admit it was my very 1st PVP encounter with one. Now I want one badly
operated Slacker Industries Exuro Mortis	Posted - 2006.10.24 11:15:00 - [37] Sitting in my sniping temp waiting to pop annoying wartarget who only kept flying atrons , so there he comes i had weapons primed but locked a pod that sat next to him ; bye bye 1400t2 temp Just fitted new cerberus worth like 400 mill or something , in came a outlaw in ferox im like woot , we start fight and im getting owned like nothing then i realised i forgot the em hardners lol . oh and when i was outlaw i lost 2 vagabonds by jumping in hi sec =p but was back when they only costed 45 mill
merc999 Caldari Turbulent Subversion	Posted - 2006.10.24 11:29:00 - [38] In the days when The Black Ops was a pirate corps. My first ever gate camp.. in Old man Star everyone is in battleships except me.. Im nominated to tackle in a Ferox. gate activation ... warp to gate ... [Notify] Merc999 has started warp scramble Stargate.. not aligned and no-one else had agressed cos apparently they were to busy laughing on TS and the sentries had a field day.. MERC999 Public Relations Director TBSV Keeping Empire and Syndicate ship builders in business
murder one Gallente CRICE Corporation Lotka Volterra	Posted - 2006.10.24 11:55:00 - [39] How about warping your entire gang to a gate while they're all criminally flagged, but they're all in frigs/inties/AFs, and you're the only one in a BS? HAHHAA. Lots of pretty fireworks... and lots of swearing on vent... Because I said so...
Malicious Afterthought PRIDE OF THE BLACK JOKE	Posted - 2006.10.24 12:40:00 - [40] Originally by: Mi Lai Probably when I drank a liter of vodka during play, started singing on Teamspeak, kept forgetting in what system I was, and finally passing out on my keyboard. My mates gangwarped me to a safe when they noticed it <3 em all . Heh, now you mention it, I was playing once and recieved a phone call from Mrs Afterthought, but didn't mute my microphone (I was using skype at the time) and thus the CEO got to hear my half of the conversation with the beloved. So when I put my headphones back on, I got the sound of laughter, and "Je t'aime" playing down the line.

WC Meysys Gallente	Posted - 2006.10.24 14:02:00 - [41] A curse warped in on me while I was in my cyclone "...I can kill it" Then I had no cap left "...Oh" This was today Then theres the time(s) I've flown to a gate in a t2 fitted frigate...Forgetting of course that i'm flagged "Wait what the fpop"
6Bagheera9 Shadows of the Dead Xelas Alliance	Posted - 2006.10.24 21:55:00 - [42] Originally by: Yarek Balear Originally by: 6Bagheera9 Originally by: Yarek Balear Ok... I admit it... attacked a Mining Barge in my Crow - and lost... (corp never let me forget it, so might as well tell the world)... Tech II light drones hurt don't they? Back when I was in VOID (RIP) some guy killed a crow (probably not you) that tried to gank his barge and forwarded the killmail via the alliance mailing list. Everyone had a good laugh. Erm, yeah, that was me - was certainly when we war decced VOID - but don't worry m8, we all continue to have a good laugh at my expense too - that's why I shared it Well I'll be damned. Just to be fair I'll share one of my less proud moments. Back when I was a noob and not too clear on how the whole flagging/sec. status thing worked I came across a shuttle piloted by some guy with a 3mil (alot for me back then)isk bounty sitting by a busy gate in Rens. Long story short, I figured I could take him. My thrasher completely vaporized within a single frame. The combined firepower of the gate guns and the 50 odd Concord BSs destroyed everyone of my mods and left sitting rather sheepish and confused in my pod.
Galan Amarias	Posted - 2006.10.25 03:56:00 - [43] I hope you guys don't mind if an anti-pie plays. Twas my second ever PVP, first being a gate camp. I was in a .4 with my brand new, oh so poorly fitted Prophecy, and had been playing tag with a couple of cruisers. I was a month old and had just under my first million SP, but I'd been avidly reading the forums here for PVP advice. The one piece I'd really taken to heart was instas and using the radial menus. Took it so well to heart that I insta'd to a gate and radialed jump and then noticed the words Global Criminal Countdown in the upper left hand corner of my window, noticed them just as I unclicked from jump. The next system was a .5 and I arrived cloaked with "less than 1 min" on the timer. Rather than sit cloaked and pray I get the genious idea to try and warp to the next planet. A few secconds and mabey 3 or four frames later I was feeling mighty stupid, in a pod. -Galan
Yarek Balear The Initiative	Posted - 2006.10.25 06:08:00 - [44] Actually, wait a minute - my crow loss was almost rivalled by the first Taranis I tried to use in PVP. I figured that I wouldn't need a NOS and that I'd fit a small smartbomb for giggles. Of course the first day I used it I landed on a war target at a gate, activated all modules and got concordokkened. The Badger MK II was left relatively unscathed They won't let me fly inties in gang anymore
KayaYautja Caldari Ore Mongers Pirate Coalition	Posted - 2006.10.25 06:22:00 - [45] Jumped into Arant in my raven..... i almost cried on TS, logged, then cried in my bed I'm the omega baby!
PCaBoo Caldari Newbies On Xstacy Pirate Coalition	Posted - 2006.10.25 08:24:00 - [46] I got drunk one day and found 2 frigs outside my station... I didn't have a fitted ship on hand so I jumped into a brand new raven I had in the hangar as a backup, threw in 5 small and 5 med drones, didn't even bother fitting anything... undocked and engaged. Sentries bbq'd me in like 60 seconds. I podded both of the frig pilots tho. After I sobered up, I realized I forgot about insurance.
Tapin Tegellan Shadow Militia Veritas Immortalis	Posted - 2006.10.25 09:11:00 - [47] After my very first bit of piracy ages ago I was on a high and looking around lowsec for more people to engage in my AF. Ended up finding a couple of guys mining in a belt engaged a vexor and it was going down quick suddenly I got hit really hard then got totally splattered, it was only then I realised I had wondered into a 0.5 systemà
Asha'Lil Minmatar The Black Fleet Pirate Coalition	Posted - 2006.10.25 10:37:00 - [48] Edited by: Asha''Lil on 25/10/2006 10:42:13 I had just killed a thrasher and was sitting in a safe spot talking to some one in local. I forgot I had just killed the thrasher and I wanted to leave the system to go hunting. I warped to the gate for the next system and lucky me I used an insta. I jump through. I see no one in local so I warp to a safe spot to scan for named rats. As IÆm warping I look down at my shields, armor and then hull... Woops! Lucky me and my Rifter made it out at half hull... Rifters can align and warp just as fast as shuttles with the right set up :) I frapsed my burning Rifter just to remind my self... still got it some where. Another time I saw a war target at a gate in a thrasher and I was like sweet easy kill... NOPE! guy killed me in like 3 valleys. A few days ago after blowing some one up in a mining barge I warped away to escape the stabber friend he had with him(witch I wish I would of stayed and killed) and the thing I warped to? a Stargate and I was still global BUT! guns didnÆt shoot at me.. this has happened a few times for me and each time IÆm able to warp away. __________________________________ Stay still! This wont hurt... Yarr!
Verone Veto.	Posted - 2006.10.25 11:13:00 - [49] Taking my first Eos into a fight, and thinking... yeah, I can tank that fully T2 and faction fitted Blasterthron and the sentries with no worries at all... while semi drunk. ...bugger. Still, I lasted almost 6 minutes WWW.VETO-CORP.COM
FlyT3	Posted - 2006.10.25 15:00:00 - [50] Just took down a Cyclone (obviously poorly piloted) in a Vengeance, and autopiloted to the next system... Criminally flagged I managed to warp to a belt but I forgot to turn autopilot off... straight back to the sentries and this time I didn't make it out

Mr Jay Pre-nerfed Tactics	Posted - 2006.10.25 19:14:00 - [51] Absolute Evil fell asleep in a fleet battle in HED-GP, 50km away from the gate. He'd had a fair bit to drink - strangely enough though, he survived for the 30 minutes it took him to wake up. Absolute Evil pwned my sig =(
tiller Beer and Kebabs Pirate Coalition	Posted - 2006.10.25 19:20:00 - [52] Tackling 4 BS jumping into egghelende in rattlesnake only to find out rest of gang had warped out some time before. Was a slow painful death Click me for Pirate Coalition Website of Gankage
Lefevre Caldari Caldari Provisions	Posted - 2006.10.25 21:33:00 - [53] Originally by: Chode Rizoum jumping into high sec.. in expensive ships Fun times back then..
Jaxx Blackfox	Posted - 2006.10.26 01:57:00 - [54] Dumbest thing I ever did was try to move my Fenrir through Geminate to the Ratel Outpost with only 2 BS's as escort and a newb as scout. Got to the destination system, no-one in sight at the gate, start to align and a cloaked inty pops up scrams me and calls in 15 guys from both Roadkill and Smash. They did take to long to waste me, my 1.4 bil isk cargo and my escort.
Marcus TheMartin Gallente CURSED LEGION OF DOOM Pirate Coalition	Posted - 2006.10.26 02:26:00 - [55] Originally by: Jaxx Blackfox Dumbest thing I ever did was try to move my Fenrir through Geminate to the Ratel Outpost with only 2 BS's as escort and a newb as scout. Got to the destination system, no-one in sight at the gate, start to align and a cloaked inty pops up scrams me and calls in 15 guys from both Roadkill and Smash. They did take to long to waste me, my 1.4 bil isk cargo and my escort. What pirate flys a frieghter lol The Best Thing I've ever seen in local chat [15:17:21] sotmassacer > can someone give me a big battleship for a while
Synapse Archae Amarr Solarflare Heavy Industries	Posted - 2006.10.26 03:59:00 - [56] Edited by: Synapse Archae on 26/10/2006 04:00:26 Not a pirate story, but I was in my shiny new anathema reporting on Turbulent corp coming and going from their office. Forgot that coming through a nearby moon on warpin decloaked me, so I was there for all to see. Sat there watching them play outside the undock point in a decloaked ship for 10 minutes until Damien finally comes our of warp right on top of me in an interceptor... "WTF, He cant have seen me! How!!??" ..."DOH!" Oh well. The same moon killed their scout in a falcon as it warped to a POS a few days later. --------------------------------------------- http://oldforums.eveonline.com/?a=topic&threadID=349194&page=1Redo Fleets[/ur
pushdogg	Posted - 2006.10.26 05:38:00 - [57] Edited by: pushdogg on 26/10/2006 05:39:20 being young(IRL and in eve), i get heavily intoxicated and get ideas to fit a condor with MWD and rox and try to pirate......ive lost about 6 now EDIT: why wont it show my avatar??
Twilight Moon Minmatar Malicious Intentions	Posted - 2006.10.26 09:07:00 - [58] Hmm... "Arrgghh, the NPC in this belt is smacktalking to me in Local!" ...on the other hand using a banana might be a viable alternative.
EBIL ED	Posted - 2006.10.28 13:17:00 - [59] killed some poor bugger. waited 15 minutes till my global criminal flag went head of to station agression timer at less than a minute station guns shoot me down like a dog 5 seconds before the agression timer went lol most stupid most unlucky. but YARRR!!!! ---------------------- MURDER LVL 5
Benglada Finite Horizon	Posted - 2006.10.29 03:59:00 - [60] New:engaged 3 jave torp ravens in a vagabond --------------------------- Originally by: Arkanor 0.0 is the Final Frontier. Bring money and friends.



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