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Paari Cuman
Windsor Trade Organization
The Imperial Order
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Posted - 2006.10.23 16:43:00 -
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#1 Watch Pron
It's amazing how many BS's I can go thru in a mish when someone gets a nice 'load' on her. 
#2 Make dinner
I have burned several foods due to EVE.
#3 Watch TV
See "#1 Watch pron" minus 'load'
#4 Make a phone call.
Not unless your friend wants to hear "WTFIGOTBBQCONCORDED." How do you say that?
Any others? 
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The Chauffeur
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Posted - 2006.10.23 16:58:00 -
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Edited by: The Chauffeur on 23/10/2006 16:58:36
clean a fish tank.
drive.
explain what you're doing to your roll dawg.
clean your pistol. (no, not pron, the real one)
i've tried all these. they didn't work out well.
c
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Apothos
Loot
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Posted - 2006.10.23 17:00:00 -
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Drink, I personally haven't had a bad expirience, but I know people who have. Actually the last time I was drunk on eve, we won a fun gang fight, maybe I should do that more often...
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Quin Tal
Fort Knox Inc
Expeto Libertas Foedus
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Posted - 2006.10.23 17:01:00 -
[4]
I've lost a ship or two, to these forums :)
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Andargor theWise
Disbelievers of Fate
The SUdden Death Squad
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Posted - 2006.10.23 17:15:00 -
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Let your gf too close to you with naughty intentions (i.e. no sex during pvp, or is it the other way around?) 
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DCN BlackDragon
Gallente
Red Eclipse Inc.
The Cyrene Initiative
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Posted - 2006.10.23 17:26:00 -
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If you think that is bad, check this. I was multi-tasking with EVE in windows mode. I was watching The Count of MontT Cristo and finishing off an L4 drone mission with my domi. I cleared the room (or step) and set my domi to warp to next room, either expecting to be out of harms way, when I warped in, or I'd get back to it when my domi was warped in. I watched a bit of the movie, and then a bit more.
The movie ended, I went back to the game and was in a pod. And the only enemy on screen was 1 drone... I wasn't sure if that was funny or sad. I am still not sure to this day.
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Gothikia
Reikoku
Band of Brothers
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Posted - 2006.10.23 17:27:00 -
[7]
 Originally by: Andargor theWise
Let your gf too close to you with naughty intentions (i.e. no sex during pvp, or is it the other way around?)
sex + eve is ok... just make sure you turn off voice activation on ts first...
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Joshua Foiritain
Gallente
Coreli Corporation
Corelum Syndicate
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Posted - 2006.10.23 17:28:00 -
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Dont forum ***** while playing. Ive lost a whole bunch of expensive ships because i either went AFK at some gate to post in a topic or because i forgot to fit things like a covert ops cloak onto my arazu...
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Viktor Fyretracker
Caldari
Worms Corp
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Posted - 2006.10.23 17:28:00 -
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when i want to watch TV i do lvl 3s in my Ferox or play my mage in a WoW raid/instance because both are pretty much pushbutton.
for level 4s in my raven mainly due to the investment the TV is off, and i usually have EVE-Radio on.
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Kasibee'an
Gallente
The Scope
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Posted - 2006.10.23 17:40:00 -
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Little kids are the worse...
They tug on your arm.. you lock wrong target.. CONCORDOKKEN!
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Hinata Hyuuga
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Posted - 2006.10.23 17:51:00 -
[11]
playing Eve on your Bed, bcos your prone to unscheduled naps which leads to frequent loss of ships in 0.0 space.
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MuffinsRevenger
EmpiresMod
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Posted - 2006.10.23 17:59:00 -
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Originally by: Gothikia
sex + eve is ok... just make sure you turn off voice activation on ts first...
haha, yeah, wery good idea :>
or actually, don't, for the amusement of the rest of the people in the chan xD
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Dave White
Beagle Corp
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Posted - 2006.10.23 18:01:00 -
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Edited by: Dave White on 23/10/2006 18:01:40
Originally by: Gothikia
Originally by: Andargor theWise
Let your gf too close to you with naughty intentions (i.e. no sex during pvp, or is it the other way around?)
sex + eve is ok... just make sure you turn off voice activation on ts first...
What's this ''sex'' I hear everyone talk about?
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000Hunter000
Gallente
Leviathan Corperation LTD
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Posted - 2006.10.23 18:04:00 -
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Go exit station during a corp war with a buggy connection
exit station, screen goes black... nothing happens for 5 mins... relog... find myself staring at an empty station screen where my ship used to be and a 'u are podded' message in my evemail.
Didn't even see the podding happen 
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Weirda
Minmatar
Queens of the Stone Age
Black Reign Syndicate
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Posted - 2006.10.23 18:06:00 -
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Originally by: Kasibee'an
Little kids are the worse...
They tug on your arm.. you lock wrong target.. CONCORDOKKEN!
little kids make gang ops difficult (and leading gang impossible). have lost more ship due to having to run from machine or do something with haste (like warp to bubbled gate when knowing there are 15 hostile in local to get to next system and dock). really ought to just start doing logoffski thing... 
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Weirda
Join QOTSA Now
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fisty
RONA Corporation
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Posted - 2006.10.23 18:07:00 -
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Edited by: fisty on 23/10/2006 18:08:51
Edited by: fisty on 23/10/2006 18:07:52
playing with yourself?
cuz that would be wrong having fantasies about starships
there is a video on youtube with a guy having a female WoW character displayed on his screen and jurking off and getting cought my his friends, cant find the link tho
SO KEEP IT CLEAN YOU GUYS
edit: here it is http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_k9o19cgOSQ
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Shameless Avenger
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Posted - 2006.10.23 18:13:00 -
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1) I shall not browse the forums unless my ship is docked.
2) I shall not AFK with my kid around the PC.
3) I shall not download stuff while playing(causes lag).
4) I shall not use a confy' chair to play EVE.
5) I shall not take naps with EVE on autopilot if the destination is Jita.
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Paddlefoot Aeon
Neogen Industries
Serenity Fallen
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Posted - 2006.10.23 18:19:00 -
[18]
Thou shalt not let your kitten/cat on the desk/table while you are trying to do anything, as said kitten/cat will chase the mouse on the screen and destroy your LCD.
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Andargor theWise
Disbelievers of Fate
The SUdden Death Squad
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Posted - 2006.10.23 21:25:00 -
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Oh, oh! Forgot a big one.
Never order pizza before a fleet op.
I once had to run to the door to get the pizza while in the middle of a fleet battle. 
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Eldo Davip
Forum Moderator
Interstellar Services Department
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Posted - 2006.10.23 21:32:00 -
[20]
Never try to interview for a forum moderator position while playing Eve.
...Its happened.
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Max Teranous
Body Count Inc.
Mercenary Coalition
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Posted - 2006.10.23 21:36:00 -
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Originally by: Eldo Davip
Never try to interview for a forum moderator position while playing Eve.
...Its happened.
But did they get the role ???
Max 
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loony thezoon
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Posted - 2006.10.23 21:40:00 -
[22]
Originally by: The Chauffeur
drive.
Bah, just sprayed wine on my monitor
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Nikolus Wrighte
Caldari
JuBa Corp
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Posted - 2006.10.24 05:55:00 -
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Never ever EVER! play eve for 3 days stright up with no sleep. i was pvping and i feal sleep on the keyboard. i was floating near a gate. i woke up. i was podded in a station and the word qwerty was imprinted on my forehead. i have those keys that you can feel the letters.
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Izo Azlion
Veto.
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Posted - 2006.10.24 07:50:00 -
[24]
Originally by: The Chauffeur
Edited by: The Chauffeur on 23/10/2006 16:58:36
clean a fish tank.
drive.
explain what you're doing to your roll dawg.
clean your pistol. (no, not pron, the real one)
i've tried all these. they didn't work out well.
c
What? DRIVE?!?!
.... What?
Izo Azlion.
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Emeline Cabernet
Amarr
KVA Noble Inc.
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Posted - 2006.10.24 08:05:00 -
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Originally by: Apothos
Drink, I personally haven't had a bad expirience, but I know people who have. Actually the last time I was drunk on eve, we won a fun gang fight, maybe I should do that more often...
actually the most fun ive ever had ingame, i can hardly remember..
some of my corpies still reply "cooooobbbbrrraaaaa" every time i get onto vent.
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hangnoose
Caldari
Repo Industries
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Posted - 2006.10.24 08:07:00 -
[26]
Browse the eve forums...
Thought I docked alt tabed out browsed the forums, come back to eve find i'm in need of a new clone =(
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Dred'Pirate Jesus
Imperial Academy
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Posted - 2006.10.24 08:14:00 -
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#5: Corp chat.. I cant count the times i've been fubared after engaging in a pointless corp chat argument over something trivial.. 
[2:02:08] Dred'Pirate Jesus > I'm Mexican you dolt.. It's pronouced "hey zeus" not "gee zus" |
Delphi Denon
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Posted - 2006.10.24 08:55:00 -
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Never try to restructure your corp, have a serious conversation with your directors about said restructure and be running two accounts - I lost a fully kitted out Hulk (T2 fittings) to a 13k ship in 0.5 space
Never lived it down...
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Ithildin
Gallente
The Corporation
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Posted - 2006.10.24 09:00:00 -
[29]
Originally by: Joshua Foiritain
Dont forum ***** while playing. Ive lost a whole bunch of expensive ships because i either went AFK at some gate to post in a topic or because i forgot to fit things like a covert ops cloak onto my arazu...
Never done me any ill.
Forum whoring while PvPing. Nothing beats it.
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Elfman
AWE Corporation
Ascendant Frontier
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Posted - 2006.10.24 09:14:00 -
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Edited by: Elfman on 24/10/2006 09:25:51
Congratulate your self for just managing to warp your fleet setup mega out from gate as a hoard of bob inties and hacs come through.
Then have no.1 son start waving hands in front of screen and screaming and you.
go off to sort him out
Get back to see a screen full of bob inties/hacs taking you into structure.
think bum they found my SS quick.
Then you notice
a) your at a gate.
b) your autopilots on.
c) ap was set to system that bob just came out of.
d) realise last time you popped your pod to get new ship you forgot to upgrade clone
e) notice your now back 36 jumps from where you had the small accident
f) notice gall cruiser 5 is now gall cruiser 4
g) your inventing swear words with wife son and daughter staring at you
h) Smack head on keyboard as you realise when trying to get no.1 son out of the way somehow you managed to click AP on :(
PS anyone know a real good way of getting out of the doghouse ;)
edit sometimes the word filters weird
Requiem aeternam dona eis, Domine, et lux perpetua luceat eis.
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Audrea
Momentum.
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Posted - 2006.10.24 09:25:00 -
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Never go ratting in lowsec/0.0 when having guests at home, especially those who dont have much interest for eve!
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Calsak
Black Thorne Corporation
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Posted - 2006.10.24 11:15:00 -
[32]
Originally by: Kasibee'an
Little kids are the worse...
They tug on your arm.. you lock wrong target.. CONCORDOKKEN!
Now thats does some familar!
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jason hill
Caldari
Nightmare Holdings
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Posted - 2006.10.24 11:50:00 -
[33]
NEVER NEVER NERVER EVER !!!! play eve while the bath is running ....it can be very costly 
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sesanti
Minmatar
Universal Exports
Namtz'aar k'in
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Posted - 2006.10.24 14:54:00 -
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I was killed many times, but 3 stand out because of my doing "multitasking"....
1- I was killed a long time ago while being AFK reading a .lit while i was mining in low sec.
2- One day i was alt+tabbing playing chess while AFKing on low sec.... guess what happened?
3- And the last time i was shot to death by Infinite Odum at Hedal's gate... i was reading the forums when i heard the "locked" sound... and by the time the Alt+Tab got me into EVE, one had me locked and scrambled, and a BLOB came into the system and killed me in a few seconds... 
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Olden
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Posted - 2006.10.24 14:54:00 -
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Getting a BJ from your GF is a bad idea also. It sure is good but I lost my tech 2 fitted Raven :(
I felt like I was paying for it.....
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darklegionca
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Posted - 2006.10.24 14:55:00 -
[36]
Originally by: Olden
Getting a BJ from your GF is a bad idea also. It sure is good but I lost my tech 2 fitted Raven :(
I felt like I was paying for it.....
lol oh god thats like drving and getting one then crashing the car
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Insidi Us
Amarr
The Imperial Commonwealth
Interstellar Alcohol Conglomerate
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Posted - 2006.10.24 15:01:00 -
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Ha, that TS voice activation thing reminds me of something that happened while I was playing WoW way back when. Some kid didn't have it on PTT, so we heard this whole argument between him and his mom over his bedtime, and it was like 8:00 his time. We were laughing so hard I think he quit the guild in embarrassment.
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Ravelin Eb
Minmatar
Infinitus Odium
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Posted - 2006.10.24 15:03:00 -
[38]
Dont pop to the shop to buy a magazine while belt ratting, you come back to a pod :(
Ravelin Eb
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darklegionca
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Posted - 2006.10.24 15:11:00 -
[39]
Originally by: Insidi Us
Ha, that TS voice activation thing reminds me of something that happened while I was playing WoW way back when. Some kid didn't have it on PTT, so we heard this whole argument between him and his mom over his bedtime, and it was like 8:00 his time. We were laughing so hard I think he quit the guild in embarrassment.
making my quotes that only emo kids play that lame ass game true eve FTW
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Norris Neophitus
Minmatar
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Posted - 2006.10.24 15:34:00 -
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Originally by: Olden
Getting a BJ from your GF is a bad idea also. It sure is good but I lost my tech 2 fitted Raven :(
I felt like I was paying for it.....
You may have paid for it but the real question is was it worth it.
I know i didn't angry last time i lost a ship to my gf, a little sad but it was worth it lol.
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M4sterm1nd
DarkStar 1
Ascendant Frontier
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Posted - 2006.10.24 16:30:00 -
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Edited by: M4sterm1nd on 24/10/2006 16:35:56
 CORE GAMERS BEWARE
The "Sleep" (no faction affiliation) is a lowsec rat that follows you, cloaked, for many many hours, before finally snaring you with its Multispectral Consciousness Jammers, which give -80% concentration, and have a 50% chance to disconnect you from your client altogether. Even when firing, the rat remains cloaked, although it will warp out and log (we are looking into possible BoB affiliation) in the presence of an excessive stimulants user.
I myself was nabbed after a near 80-hour stint, and lost a raven to it. Needless to say, I petitioned the loss to this Ebil Uber-rat the very second it's jamming cycle ended (about fifteen minutes later), but the only reply was some bureaucratic hogwash about an "Act Of God" clause.
(My sig left after Eldo called her fat)
I didn't call her fat, she's just horizontally challenged -Eldo
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Paari Cuman
Windsor Trade Organization
The Imperial Order
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Posted - 2006.10.24 16:35:00 -
[42]
Originally by: jason hill
NEVER NEVER NERVER EVER !!!! play eve while the bath is running ....it can be very costly
Omg... thanks for sharing that! I almost fell of my seat at work.
I have a similiar not so expensive one. I once started to boil water to cook some pasta and smell smoke and found that the plastic handle on the pot melted and caught fire.
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Rina Shanu
Phoenix Knights
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Posted - 2006.10.24 16:38:00 -
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Originally by: Apothos
Drink, I personally haven't had a bad expirience, but I know people who have. Actually the last time I was drunk on eve, we won a fun gang fight, maybe I should do that more often...
Last time I was drunk in eve I have most fnu in months.
Based on taht experience I am playing EvE and driking....... a lot often.
Image removed, not appropriate for this site. -Suvetar
then make me a sig Suvetar
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sakana
Purgatorial Janitors Inc.
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Posted - 2006.10.24 17:17:00 -
[44]
Originally by: Izo Azlion
Originally by: The Chauffeur
Edited by: The Chauffeur on 23/10/2006 16:58:36
clean a fish tank.
drive.
explain what you're doing to your roll dawg.
clean your pistol. (no, not pron, the real one)
i've tried all these. they didn't work out well.
c
What? DRIVE?!?!
.... What?
well..his name is "The Chauffeur"
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Too Kind
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Posted - 2006.10.24 17:41:00 -
[45]
Originally by: Paari Cuman
#2 Make dinner
I have burned several foods due to EVE.
Yes, true. Last week we were engaged while I was cooking my dinner and almost burned it. Suddenly there was a moment, when all enemies were out of my locking range.
So I left my battleship alone a bit, ran to the kitchen, got my food from stove on a plate and headed back to continue with the battle.
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Darksaber64x
Ecchi co.
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Posted - 2006.10.24 18:24:00 -
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Play your gameboy.
Sure sitting there with little to do can be boring. But if/when I pull out my gameboy... I kinda lose all sence of time, and don't really notice anything until sounds of bad things come up in my game :(
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Krxon Blade
Caldari
Bigg's Loyal Knight's
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Posted - 2006.10.25 00:25:00 -
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- Never drink beer when in large fleet ops.
Or if you realy must, bring pee bucket or extension tube :)
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Darkstar BP
Caldari
eXceed Inc.
Ascendant Frontier
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Posted - 2006.10.25 02:14:00 -
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Keeping your autolock on, while the carrier pilot has allocated fighters to you and you are goofing with your corp mates. Pity the one that playfully locks you. Happened to a corp mate.
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