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Areconus
Caldari Cereal Killerz Chimaera Pact
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Posted - 2006.10.26 02:44:00 -
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Edited by: Areconus on 26/10/2006 02:45:43
Originally by: Run Hope you get banned real soon...
same, we dont need this utterly useless, spamming, posts about nothing that not a single person can percieve anything from
Gloria Stitz-
"Try not to bring reality in to these forums Otherwise we might take the game seriously" |

Areconus
Caldari Cereal Killerz Chimaera Pact
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Posted - 2006.10.26 02:44:00 -
[32]
Originally by: Run Hope you get banned real soon...
same
Gloria Stitz-
"Try not to bring reality in to these forums Otherwise we might take the game seriously" |

Malthros Zenobia
Caldari Independent Navy Reserve Kimotoro Directive
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Posted - 2006.10.26 02:49:00 -
[33]
Originally by: Freelanc3r Edited by: Freelanc3r on 26/10/2006 02:26:25 Through this post, I intend to serve as a facilitator who will help you draw your own conclusions about CCP. That is, I'll be your "guide on the side", not a "sage on the stage". With my assistance, you'll soon gain a deep understanding of how conceited parasites thrive on hatred rather than love. Perhaps before going on, I should describe CCP to you. CCP is dastardly, asinine, and treasonous. Furthermore, it yearns to develop a credible pretext to forcibly silence its opponents.
My purpose is to make an impartial and well-informed evaluation of the advantages and disadvantages of CCP's pronouncements. Most of the battles I fight along the way are exigencies, not long-range educational activities. Nevertheless, I am not trying to save the world -- I gave up that pursuit a long time ago. But I am trying to reveal some shocking facts about CCP's prank phone calls.
For the moment, I will concentrate on the fact that I, not being one of the many lousy vermin of this world, undoubtedly hope you're not being misled by the "new CCP". Only its methods and tactics have changed. CCP's goal is still the same: to transform our society into a sententious war machine. That's why I'm telling you that CCP is a scion of macabre prophets of nihilism. But you knew that already. So let me add that CCP accuses me of being narrow-minded. Does it maintain I'm narrow-minded because I refuse to accept its claim that misoneism is the only alternative to careerism? If so, then I guess I'm as narrow-minded as I could possibly be. Of perhaps even more concern is that CCP's list of sins is long and each one deserves more space than I have here.
Therefore, rather than describe each one individually, I'll summarize by stating that I have a problem with its use of the phrase, "We all know that...". With this phrase, CCP doesn't need to prove its claim that "metanarratives" are the root of tyranny, lawlessness, overpopulation, racial hatred, world hunger, disease, and rank stupidity; it merely accepts it as fact. To put it another way, reason, not make-believe, is the best way to deal with the real evils of our world. The mere mention of that fact guarantees that this letter will never get published in any mass-circulation periodical that CCP has any control over.
But that's inconsequential, because there isn't a man, woman, or child alive today who thinks that CCP has been robbed of all it does not possess, so let's toss out that ridiculous argument of CCP's from the get-go. While others have also published information about virulent, effete misfits, CCP's ravings are as predictable as sunrise. Whenever I take steps toward creating an inclusive society free of attitudinal barriers, its invariant response is to turn back the clock and repeal all the civil rights and anti-discrimination legislation now on the books.
I'm not very conversant with CCP's background. To be quite frank, I don't care to be. I already know enough to state with confidence that if you read between the lines of CCP's positions, you'll truly find that just because CCP and its functionaries don't like being labelled as "querulous thought police" or "froward apostates" doesn't mean the shoe doesn't fit. In a nutshell, CCP's followers must be worn out from the acrobatics they have to perform to keep CCP from turning on them, too.
....and no you may not have my stuff
Funniest post EVER.
Clearly CCP are the New World Order. Oveur is a tactical genious, hiding his evil plans under a pink wig and insane ammounts of alcohol.
Originally by: kieron The Carrier was never intended to be a solo OMGWTF mission-farming PWNmobile.
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Areconus
Caldari Cereal Killerz Chimaera Pact
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Posted - 2006.10.26 02:51:00 -
[34]
Originally by: Malthros Zenobia
Originally by: Freelanc3r Edited by: Freelanc3r on 26/10/2006 02:26:25 Through this post, I intend to serve as a facilitator who will help you draw your own conclusions about CCP. That is, I'll be your "guide on the side", not a "sage on the stage". With my assistance, you'll soon gain a deep understanding of how conceited parasites thrive on hatred rather than love. Perhaps before going on, I should describe CCP to you. CCP is dastardly, asinine, and treasonous. Furthermore, it yearns to develop a credible pretext to forcibly silence its opponents.
My purpose is to make an impartial and well-informed evaluation of the advantages and disadvantages of CCP's pronouncements. Most of the battles I fight along the way are exigencies, not long-range educational activities. Nevertheless, I am not trying to save the world -- I gave up that pursuit a long time ago. But I am trying to reveal some shocking facts about CCP's prank phone calls.
For the moment, I will concentrate on the fact that I, not being one of the many lousy vermin of this world, undoubtedly hope you're not being misled by the "new CCP". Only its methods and tactics have changed. CCP's goal is still the same: to transform our society into a sententious war machine. That's why I'm telling you that CCP is a scion of macabre prophets of nihilism. But you knew that already. So let me add that CCP accuses me of being narrow-minded. Does it maintain I'm narrow-minded because I refuse to accept its claim that misoneism is the only alternative to careerism? If so, then I guess I'm as narrow-minded as I could possibly be. Of perhaps even more concern is that CCP's list of sins is long and each one deserves more space than I have here.
Therefore, rather than describe each one individually, I'll summarize by stating that I have a problem with its use of the phrase, "We all know that...". With this phrase, CCP doesn't need to prove its claim that "metanarratives" are the root of tyranny, lawlessness, overpopulation, racial hatred, world hunger, disease, and rank stupidity; it merely accepts it as fact. To put it another way, reason, not make-believe, is the best way to deal with the real evils of our world. The mere mention of that fact guarantees that this letter will never get published in any mass-circulation periodical that CCP has any control over.
But that's inconsequential, because there isn't a man, woman, or child alive today who thinks that CCP has been robbed of all it does not possess, so let's toss out that ridiculous argument of CCP's from the get-go. While others have also published information about virulent, effete misfits, CCP's ravings are as predictable as sunrise. Whenever I take steps toward creating an inclusive society free of attitudinal barriers, its invariant response is to turn back the clock and repeal all the civil rights and anti-discrimination legislation now on the books.
I'm not very conversant with CCP's background. To be quite frank, I don't care to be. I already know enough to state with confidence that if you read between the lines of CCP's positions, you'll truly find that just because CCP and its functionaries don't like being labelled as "querulous thought police" or "froward apostates" doesn't mean the shoe doesn't fit. In a nutshell, CCP's followers must be worn out from the acrobatics they have to perform to keep CCP from turning on them, too.
....and no you may not have my stuff
Funniest post EVER.
Clearly CCP are the New World Order. Oveur is a tactical genious, hiding his evil plans under a pink wig and insane ammounts of alcohol.
wow you actually understood that crap?
Gloria Stitz-
"Try not to bring reality in to these forums Otherwise we might take the game seriously" |

Freelanc3r
Caldari Xoth Industries
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Posted - 2006.10.26 02:53:00 -
[35]
Edited by: Freelanc3r on 26/10/2006 02:53:41 I am too hiding my own plans for world domination under a pink wig covered up in a mind blurring amount of ethanol. Wewt -----------------------------------
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The Bookmarkar
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Posted - 2006.10.26 03:00:00 -
[36]
wall of text hits you wrecking for 657645
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Dred'Pirate Jesus
Imperial Academy
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Posted - 2006.10.26 03:03:00 -
[37]
Originally by: Freelanc3r Edited by: Freelanc3r on 26/10/2006 02:53:41 I am too hiding my own plans for world domination under a pink wig covered up in a mind blurring amount of ethanol. Wewt
Drunken Posts FTW.. 
[2:02:08] Dred'Pirate Jesus > I'm Mexican you dolt.. It's pronouced "hey zeus" not "gee zus" |

MissileRus
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Posted - 2006.10.26 03:07:00 -
[38]
were all going to die
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Darksaber64x
Ecchi co.
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Posted - 2006.10.26 03:11:00 -
[39]
I loled 
Then I loled at all the people not getting it 
Or maybe they thought he was serious... in which case... 
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Freelanc3r
Caldari Xoth Industries
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Posted - 2006.10.26 03:14:00 -
[40]
Edited by: Freelanc3r on 26/10/2006 03:14:30 Cry away, I was totally serious Your lack of faith disgusts me -----------------------------------
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Balklanac
Freezoner
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Posted - 2006.10.26 03:31:00 -
[41]
Originally by: Freelanc3r
Originally by: Balklanac WTS Retro Encabulator
High Mid or Low slot ?
I think its a low slot, being a power module and all. ---------
I would love to see a bounty pilot get some friend or an alt to pod them to collect the isk if that resulted in a two week delay before their 'personality' was uploaded to a new clone. |

Arkemn Trefore
New Age Solutions
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Posted - 2006.10.26 03:32:00 -
[42]
Well said korad
Hey look a butterfly opps i mean a goon wait i mean 5 goons ohno it's a goon swarm good thing i have this fly swatter
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Dred'Pirate Jesus
Imperial Academy
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Posted - 2006.10.26 03:34:00 -
[43]
Originally by: Korad Konstentyn *to all anti-CCP whiners*
#1) stop paying for something you 'evidently' dislike so much #2) write your own damn game if this one is so inferior to your standards #3) good luck finding Venture Capital.... if I see you on the streets maybe I'll throw you a nickel or something.
WTF?! 
[2:02:08] Dred'Pirate Jesus > I'm Mexican you dolt.. It's pronouced "hey zeus" not "gee zus" |

Freelanc3r
Caldari Xoth Industries
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Posted - 2006.10.26 03:39:00 -
[44]
Oh do good sire, please throw me a nickle as someone with a different therefore inferior point of view to yours must by a process of deduction be a tramp. I would so love to get inside your brain and walk around in it for a while as it seems a most facinating place. -----------------------------------
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RangerXT
Caldari
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Posted - 2006.10.26 03:41:00 -
[45]
I know you said no but.........can I have your stuff?
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Freelanc3r
Caldari Xoth Industries
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Posted - 2006.10.26 03:48:00 -
[46]
I do but hope CCP do not lock this fine piece of literature so that while not in an ethanol fueled stupor i may view my drunkeness while in a less than entoxiacted but more than normal state.
P.S. That chick from Lost is really hot
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Arkemn Trefore
New Age Solutions
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Posted - 2006.10.26 03:50:00 -
[47]
I coppied it all it was the funniest thing i've seen ever
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Quin Tal
Fort Knox Inc Expeto Libertas Foedus
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Posted - 2006.10.26 03:51:00 -
[48]
Originally by: E'Veel P'Tiga I cant even read that crap. Learn how to write!!!
I had to put my glasses on, and even then glancing over it hurt my head. This guy must be some kind of super genius to stump us all! 
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Horza Otho
Minmatar Silver Star Federation
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Posted - 2006.10.26 03:51:00 -
[49]
PARAGRAPHS --- Eris Discordia is miiiiiine |

Frater Perdurabo
The Ancient Illuminated Seers of Bavaria
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Posted - 2006.10.26 03:57:00 -
[50]
Edited by: Frater Perdurabo on 26/10/2006 04:02:44 One thing is for certain: there is no stopping them; CCP will soon rule the world. And I for one welcome our new CCP overlords. I'd like to remind them that as a trusted eve player, I can be helpful in rounding up others to toil in their underground alcohol fermentation caves.
EDIT - sugar to alcohol fermentation, cos i bet devs need MORE BOOZE! (especially after reading that post) ----------------------------------- Please note that my response to this thread is probably a result of boredom, and its very likely that i dont care, but am posting in an attempt to wind someone up |

Freelanc3r
Caldari Xoth Industries
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Posted - 2006.10.26 04:03:00 -
[51]
Edited by: Freelanc3r on 26/10/2006 04:04:43 These sugar caves dear Frater please pray that me of their location, so i may too wish to endure in such existential issues as whether or not these prophets of nihillism have infact contruated a far greater reality than our own.
Brought to you by Freelanc3r : An alcohol fermented Roleplay D Minor -----------------------------------
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Frater Perdurabo
The Ancient Illuminated Seers of Bavaria
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Posted - 2006.10.26 04:11:00 -
[52]
Edited by: Frater Perdurabo on 26/10/2006 04:14:52 Edited by: Frater Perdurabo on 26/10/2006 04:13:12 Edited by: Frater Perdurabo on 26/10/2006 04:12:37 Maybe im as drunk as you, but i havent stopped laughing since i saw this thread. So many people taking it seriously and that youtube link is funny as ****  
2 edits this time, and cos i cant spell 
3rd edit - yeah the chick from lost is hot, but i prefer Starbuck for some reason, probably cos she looks like she'd be a lot dirtier ----------------------------------- Please note that my response to this thread is probably a result of boredom, and its very likely that i dont care, but am posting in an attempt to wind someone up |

Areconus
Caldari Cereal Killerz Chimaera Pact
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Posted - 2006.10.26 04:17:00 -
[53]
Originally by: Frater Perdurabo Edited by: Frater Perdurabo on 26/10/2006 04:14:52 Edited by: Frater Perdurabo on 26/10/2006 04:13:12 Edited by: Frater Perdurabo on 26/10/2006 04:12:37 Maybe im as drunk as you, but i havent stopped laughing since i saw this thread. So many people taking it seriously and that youtube link is funny as ****  
2 edits this time, and cos i cant spell 
3rd edit - yeah the chick from lost is hot, but i prefer Starbuck for some reason, probably cos she looks like she'd be a lot dirtier
So, how exactly is that youtube vid supposed to be funny? You have an odd taste of humor....as for the OP, this post makes absolutely no sense to me at all...care to explain?
Gloria Stitz-
"Try not to bring reality in to these forums Otherwise we might take the game seriously" |

Freelanc3r
Caldari Xoth Industries
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Posted - 2006.10.26 04:20:00 -
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I would not extend to explain my well known action to you by use of a cliche such as "get a sense of humour biatch" as may suddenly discredit myself with forum parents concerned with children viewing and CCP moderators alike however I may say that, with everything you read take a pinch of salt.
Good Day -----------------------------------
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Dred'Pirate Jesus
Imperial Academy
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Posted - 2006.10.26 04:20:00 -
[55]
Originally by: Areconus as for the OP, this post makes absolutely no sense to me at all...care to explain?
http://www.flyingcoloursballoons.com/images/0019,%20Early%20Times%20Whiskey.jpg
[2:02:08] Dred'Pirate Jesus > I'm Mexican you dolt.. It's pronouced "hey zeus" not "gee zus" |

Freelanc3r
Caldari Xoth Industries
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Posted - 2006.10.26 04:23:00 -
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May i explain to thee sir as though this post my seem it was not brought upon my conscience by use of Whiskey but rather by use of Gin, however thy omniscience is well noted and will be futurely be used while determining my responce to certain claims ye shall make. -----------------------------------
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Frater Perdurabo
The Ancient Illuminated Seers of Bavaria
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Posted - 2006.10.26 04:26:00 -
[57]
Originally by: Areconus
Originally by: Frater Perdurabo Edited by: Frater Perdurabo on 26/10/2006 04:14:52 Edited by: Frater Perdurabo on 26/10/2006 04:13:12 Edited by: Frater Perdurabo on 26/10/2006 04:12:37 Maybe im as drunk as you, but i havent stopped laughing since i saw this thread. So many people taking it seriously and that youtube link is funny as ****  
2 edits this time, and cos i cant spell 
3rd edit - yeah the chick from lost is hot, but i prefer Starbuck for some reason, probably cos she looks like she'd be a lot dirtier
So, how exactly is that youtube vid supposed to be funny? You have an odd taste of humor....as for the OP, this post makes absolutely no sense to me at all...care to explain?
'There are none so blind as those who cannot see' ----------------------------------- Please note that my response to this thread is probably a result of boredom, and its very likely that i dont care, but am posting in an attempt to wind someone up |

Inen
Minmatar OLE Mining Corp Miners With Attitude
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Posted - 2006.10.26 04:33:00 -
[58]
Edited by: Inen on 26/10/2006 04:34:15
Originally by: Freelanc3r Edited by: Freelanc3r on 26/10/2006 02:26:25 Through this post, I intend to serve as a facilitator who will help you draw your own conclusions about CCP. That is, I'll be your "guide on the side", not a "sage on the stage". With my assistance, you'll soon gain a deep understanding of how conceited parasites thrive on hatred rather than love. Perhaps before going on, I should describe CCP to you. CCP is dastardly, asinine, and treasonous. Furthermore, it yearns to develop a credible pretext to forcibly silence its opponents...
"A degenerate, am I? Well you are a festeezio! See, I can make up words too, Sister." -Peter Griffin.
Using fancy words is widely frowned upon in writing (legal and analytical) as you tend to lose your audience.
Second, if you are going to sound like a pompous idiot, at least do it correctly. First, do not use contractions, and second do not start a sentence with a preposition.
Also, since you seem to have such a nice vocabulary, look up impartial... clearly what you wrote above does not deserve that adjective. And look up the word advantage because I only read a list of disadvantages.
Thesis sentences help make your writing make sense. You break off into so many tangents yet you kept everything into one sentence. Break up each major point with a thesis and then prove it...
An overall good attempt at a joke post.
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jijii
Crystal Meth And Guns
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Posted - 2006.10.26 04:34:00 -
[59]
Originally by: Areconus
So, how exactly is that youtube vid supposed to be funny? You have an odd taste of humor....as for the OP, this post makes absolutely no sense to me at all...care to explain?
Maybe your inverse neuron transmitters are fried, causing a loss of electrogalvanic signals. I'm sure if we all chip in we could afford to buy you a +3 humor augmentation implant.
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McTaggart
Gallente
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Posted - 2006.10.26 04:52:00 -
[60]
Wow, it's like reading pitchfork
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