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Freelanc3r
Caldari Xoth Industries
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Posted - 2006.10.26 04:54:00 -
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It a preposition I have never started a setence with , ok ? Do us a favour you dullard, and take an overdose of your medication that you use as protection from anything you may contract during your long and ardousous CCP sausage snuggling. Exhalt and exhault are misspellings as you should well have assimilated but yet refuse to acknowledge. Peace out
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Coasterbrian
Celestial Fleet Ascendant Frontier
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Posted - 2006.10.26 04:54:00 -
[62]
Step AWAY from the random rant generator..... ----------
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Vutamar
Aurora Empire
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Posted - 2006.10.26 04:55:00 -
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Originally by: Freelanc3r Edited by: Freelanc3r on 26/10/2006 02:26:25 In a nutshell, CCP's followers must be worn out from the acrobatics they have to perform to keep CCP from turning on them, too.
So I have a feeling you stopped using the thesaurus for your "In a nutshell" part. Last time I checked I dont perform any acrobatics, ANY. Im lucky I can still walk, I think you should have used a better word like.....hmmm......naughty acts, mmmm I like this one. Anyways wtf are you talking about, Are you trying to compare CCP with ******? You sad they didnt give you a job? What? Oh and if your talking about the game itself and being umm Battle Oriented, Mattel just came out with a new barbie game that might be more your style. Any other reason for this long drawn out post?
So best summarized in fortune cookie format:
You be lame, Kill yourself now lucky numbers 4,20,56,13,9
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Zomiaen
Gallente Ore Mongers Pirate Coalition
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Posted - 2006.10.26 04:58:00 -
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Edited by: Zomiaen on 26/10/2006 04:58:41 lol again @ the people not getting it and thinking hes serious.  _________________________
 pirates wear pink! - eris was herrrrrrre
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Freelanc3r
Caldari Xoth Industries
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Posted - 2006.10.26 04:59:00 -
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Edited by: Freelanc3r on 26/10/2006 05:00:30 Ohh a barbie game post links, i would most certianly be intrested in this commercially ravaged piece of ****y. I must admit by alcohol levels, along with levels at which i must begin to enter a state of sleep are reaching dangerously low levels. -----------------------------------
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Tyler Lowe
Minmatar DROW Org Sylph Alliance
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Posted - 2006.10.26 05:02:00 -
[66]
Freelanc3r, if you would be so kind as to grant me the smallest of favors:
Please, take that word of the day calendar, pulverize it and incinerate the ashes.
Thanks so much. J.A.F.O.
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Freelanc3r
Caldari Xoth Industries
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Posted - 2006.10.26 05:05:00 -
[67]
I would most certainly love to pulverise a calender sold under the pretence of "365 of the most engaging words of 2006" however due to unfortunate cirumstances, notably the fact of myself never having owned one, I am unable to. -----------------------------------
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Plutoinum
German Cyberdome Corp Veritas Immortalis
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Posted - 2006.10.26 05:07:00 -
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Edited by: Plutoinum on 26/10/2006 05:10:37
Originally by: Freelanc3r He is a bit teched. And let me tell you, his theories have led to ... ****ography...
God bless him for that.  P.S.: If anyone likes to translate the OP into German, I'd be thankful. Not in the mood to use an English-German dictionary three times per sentence... And usually I don't need that. 
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Shimarra
Caldari AWE Corporation Ascendant Frontier
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Posted - 2006.10.26 05:17:00 -
[69]
Huzzah for the OP's bombastic sense of humor! -------------------------- "only a fool flies a barge in 0.0..." "Well, I'm that fool..." --------------------------
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Dred'Pirate Jesus
Imperial Academy
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Posted - 2006.10.26 06:02:00 -
[70]
Now if that aint the pot calling the kettle black.. 
[2:02:08] Dred'Pirate Jesus > I'm Mexican you dolt.. It's pronouced "hey zeus" not "gee zus" |

Xsag
Caldari School of Applied Knowledge
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Posted - 2006.10.26 06:10:00 -
[71]
Originally by: Freelanc3r Edited by: Freelanc3r on 26/10/2006 02:26:25 Through this post, I intend to serve as a facilitator who will help you draw your own conclusions about CCP. That is, I'll be your "guide on the side", not a "sage on the stage". With my assistance, you'll soon gain a deep understanding of how conceited parasites thrive on hatred rather than love. Perhaps before going on, I should describe CCP to you. CCP is dastardly, asinine, and treasonous. Furthermore, it yearns to develop a credible pretext to forcibly silence its opponents.
My purpose is to make an impartial and well-informed evaluation of the advantages and disadvantages of CCP's pronouncements. Most of the battles I fight along the way are exigencies, not long-range educational activities. Nevertheless, I am not trying to save the world -- I gave up that pursuit a long time ago. But I am trying to reveal some shocking facts about CCP's prank phone calls.
For the moment, I will concentrate on the fact that I, not being one of the many lousy vermin of this world, undoubtedly hope you're not being misled by the "new CCP". Only its methods and tactics have changed. CCP's goal is still the same: to transform our society into a sententious war machine. That's why I'm telling you that CCP is a scion of macabre prophets of nihilism. But you knew that already. So let me add that CCP accuses me of being narrow-minded. Does it maintain I'm narrow-minded because I refuse to accept its claim that misoneism is the only alternative to careerism? If so, then I guess I'm as narrow-minded as I could possibly be. Of perhaps even more concern is that CCP's list of sins is long and each one deserves more space than I have here. Therefore, rather than describe each one individually, I'll summarize by stating that I have a problem with its use of the phrase, "We all know that...". With this phrase, CCP doesn't need to prove its claim that "metanarratives" are the root of tyranny, lawlessness, overpopulation, racial hatred, world hunger, disease, and rank stupidity; it merely accepts it as fact. To put it another way, reason, not make-believe, is the best way to deal with the real evils of our world. The mere mention of that fact guarantees that this letter will never get published in any mass-circulation periodical that CCP has any control over. But that's inconsequential, because there isn't a man, woman, or child alive today who thinks that CCP has been robbed of all it does not possess, so let's toss out that ridiculous argument of CCP's from the get-go. While others have also published information about virulent, effete misfits, CCP's ravings are as predictable as sunrise. Whenever I take steps toward creating an inclusive society free of attitudinal barriers, its invariant response is to turn back the clock and repeal all the civil rights and anti-discrimination legislation now on the books. I'm not very conversant with CCP's background. To be quite frank, I don't care to be. I already know enough to state with confidence that if you read between the lines of CCP's positions, you'll truly find that just because CCP and its functionaries don't like being labelled as "querulous thought police" or "froward apostates" doesn't mean the shoe doesn't fit. In a nutshell, CCP's followers must be worn out from the acrobatics they have to perform to keep CCP from turning on them, too.
....and no you may not have my stuff
You need to get yourself some serious help, i would also point out that your inane ramblings didnt seem to actually have a point.
~n00b of all trades~ ~Airkio~ |

Dred'Pirate Jesus
Imperial Academy
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Posted - 2006.10.26 06:11:00 -
[72]
Whiskey knows no reason.. 
[2:02:08] Dred'Pirate Jesus > I'm Mexican you dolt.. It's pronouced "hey zeus" not "gee zus" |

Hurgrin Kanso
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Posted - 2006.10.26 06:13:00 -
[73]
Originally by: Freelanc3r Edited by: Freelanc3r on 26/10/2006 02:26:25 Through this post, I intend to serve as a facilitator who will help you draw your own conclusions about CCP. That is, I'll be your "guide on the side", not a "sage on the stage". With my assistance, you'll soon gain a deep understanding of how conceited parasites thrive on hatred rather than love. Perhaps before going on, I should describe CCP to you. CCP is dastardly, asinine, and treasonous. Furthermore, it yearns to develop a credible pretext to forcibly silence its opponents.
My purpose is to make an impartial and well-informed evaluation of the advantages and disadvantages of CCP's pronouncements. Most of the battles I fight along the way are exigencies, not long-range educational activities. Nevertheless, I am not trying to save the world -- I gave up that pursuit a long time ago. But I am trying to reveal some shocking facts about CCP's prank phone calls.
For the moment, I will concentrate on the fact that I, not being one of the many lousy vermin of this world, undoubtedly hope you're not being misled by the "new CCP". Only its methods and tactics have changed. CCP's goal is still the same: to transform our society into a sententious war machine. That's why I'm telling you that CCP is a scion of macabre prophets of nihilism. But you knew that already. So let me add that CCP accuses me of being narrow-minded. Does it maintain I'm narrow-minded because I refuse to accept its claim that misoneism is the only alternative to careerism? If so, then I guess I'm as narrow-minded as I could possibly be. Of perhaps even more concern is that CCP's list of sins is long and each one deserves more space than I have here. Therefore, rather than describe each one individually, I'll summarize by stating that I have a problem with its use of the phrase, "We all know that...". With this phrase, CCP doesn't need to prove its claim that "metanarratives" are the root of tyranny, lawlessness, overpopulation, racial hatred, world hunger, disease, and rank stupidity; it merely accepts it as fact. To put it another way, reason, not make-believe, is the best way to deal with the real evils of our world. The mere mention of that fact guarantees that this letter will never get published in any mass-circulation periodical that CCP has any control over. But that's inconsequential, because there isn't a man, woman, or child alive today who thinks that CCP has been robbed of all it does not possess, so let's toss out that ridiculous argument of CCP's from the get-go. While others have also published information about virulent, effete misfits, CCP's ravings are as predictable as sunrise. Whenever I take steps toward creating an inclusive society free of attitudinal barriers, its invariant response is to turn back the clock and repeal all the civil rights and anti-discrimination legislation now on the books. I'm not very conversant with CCP's background. To be quite frank, I don't care to be. I already know enough to state with confidence that if you read between the lines of CCP's positions, you'll truly find that just because CCP and its functionaries don't like being labelled as "querulous thought police" or "froward apostates" doesn't mean the shoe doesn't fit. In a nutshell, CCP's followers must be worn out from the acrobatics they have to perform to keep CCP from turning on them, too.
....and no you may not have my stuff
Just classic! Interestingly the Witnesses banged on my door today and handed me a leaflet about false religions and some other ramble. You dont happened to be on of those Jehova guys, do you?
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Xsag
Caldari School of Applied Knowledge
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Posted - 2006.10.26 06:15:00 -
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Originally by: Freelanc3r E'Veel's values are utterly disgusting -- so much so, that if there are any children or sensitive people reading this post, I suggest that they stop now and not read what I am about to describe. For the sake of review, I am not fooled by E'Veel's disruptive and eristic rhetoric. I therefore gladly accept the responsibility of notifying others that it has been said that E'Veel has a penchant for counterinsurgency and clandestine operations. I, in turn, contend that the law is not just a moral stance. It is the consensus of society on our minimum standards of behavior. One can examine this from another angle and plainly see that E'Veel is a fearful man hiding behind a facade of cool. E'Veel may mean well but he would not hesitate to reconstitute society on the basis of arrested development and envious malevolence if he felt he could benefit from doing so. He is a bit teched. And let me tell you, his theories have led to date rape, domestic violence, ****ography, and other social ills. I could write pages on the subject.
No seriously dude - get some help.
Quote: I cant even read that crap. Learn how to write!!! Quote:
how do you derive all that from this one line?
~n00b of all trades~ ~Airkio~
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Xsag
Caldari School of Applied Knowledge
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Posted - 2006.10.26 06:23:00 -
[75]
Originally by: Freelanc3r I would not extend to explain my well known action to you by use of a cliche such as "get a sense of humour biatch" as may suddenly discredit myself with forum ....
discredit yourself? No we wouldnt want that now would we...
~n00b of all trades~ ~Airkio~ |

Frater Perdurabo
The Ancient Illuminated Seers of Bavaria
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Posted - 2006.10.26 06:34:00 -
[76]
Edited by: Frater Perdurabo on 26/10/2006 06:37:29
Originally by: jijii
Maybe your inverse neuron transmitters are fried, causing a loss of electrogalvanic signals. I'm sure if we all chip in we could afford to buy you a +3 humor augmentation implant.
That seems to be needed for the vast majority of replys to this masterfully crafted thread 
Or maybe they should refer to this link and attempt to assimilate the concepts contained therein.
Actually, it does just go to show... i think most people cant seem to be arsed to read a thread properly before they reply, no way can anyone take it seriously after about 2/3rds of the way down page 1. ----------------------------------- Please note that my response to this thread is probably a result of boredom, and its very likely that i dont care, but am posting in an attempt to wind someone up |

Merdaneth
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Posted - 2006.10.26 06:37:00 -
[77]
People, people, this is a stock text, which our dear author has replaced XXX with CCP. It is written so that XXX can be replaced with anything, still sound grand and important, and say absolute nothing.
It is moderately funny.
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Dred'Pirate Jesus
Imperial Academy
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Posted - 2006.10.26 07:02:00 -
[78]
Now that im sobering up its getting less funny.. But my views in other threads are still valid..
Damn CCP for making me steal smileys from another forum.. We need more smileys..
[2:02:08] Dred'Pirate Jesus > I'm Mexican you dolt.. It's pronouced "hey zeus" not "gee zus" |

Splagada
Minmatar Tides of Silence
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Posted - 2006.10.26 07:04:00 -
[79]
didnt read through all the replies but i think it's made with a generator lol ------
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Rick Dentill
Lynx Frontier Inc. Ascendant Frontier
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Posted - 2006.10.26 07:08:00 -
[80]
Edited by: Rick Dentill on 26/10/2006 07:15:08
Originally by: Kassidus it started hurting my head so i stoped reading, not sure what the point he was trying to get across was so if someone bothered reading it pease summerize.
QFT. I am not sure what he said, though I think somewhere he mentioned CCP was trying to train us to become real pod pilots and take over the world. I think.
Funny thread whatever it meant, brightened up my morning. _______
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Valan
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Posted - 2006.10.26 07:18:00 -
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Edited by: Valan on 26/10/2006 07:18:35 Cool thread.
Pulled in the trolls to have a laugh at.
Although the odd line break would be nice in the original post. :)
I love old characters that post 'I've beeen playing the game three years' when I know their account has been sold on.
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Kumu Honua
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Posted - 2006.10.26 07:31:00 -
[82]
Complaint Form Generators FTW!
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Huitzilopochtli Tlaloc
Forum Moderator Interstellar Services Department

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Posted - 2006.10.26 09:29:00 -
[83]
Click locking this thread, joke or not its pulling to much flamining and isnt really related to eve online anymore.
Thanks
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