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Kenneth Endashi
Atomic Pharmaceuticals
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Posted - 2015.04.29 09:37:20 -
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In this thread, we give each other bad advice.
New to Eve? Take notes, this won't come in handy! Seasoned vet? Pay attention, you just might not learn something!
I'll start:
Prior to warp, fire those afterburners. You'll go faster! |
Danalee
Somalian Coast Guard Authority
The Marmite Collective
1457
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Posted - 2015.04.29 09:40:49 -
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I'll try;
Don't do incursions in Hisec because they are waaaay to risky and don't earn all that much isk either.
Also, when doing PVP, don't engage people who 'live' in nullsec, they are elite PVP'ers and will kill you by just thinking about it.
D.
Proud member of the Somalian Coast Guard Authority
Member and Juror of the Court of Crime and Punishment
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Rain6637
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
31308
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Posted - 2015.04.29 09:42:42 -
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The best way to make sure you don't get ganked at Jita undock is fit an ECM burst and hit it as soon as you align.
Help, I can't download EVE
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Arla Sarain
397
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Posted - 2015.04.29 09:46:19 -
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Send me your isk and I will double it. |
Rain6637
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
31311
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Posted - 2015.04.29 09:49:19 -
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Send Arla Sarain your ISK, she'll double it.
<--satisfied customer.
Help, I can't download EVE
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Ralph King-Griffin
Lords.Of.Midnight
The Devil's Warrior Alliance
9521
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Posted - 2015.04.29 09:52:47 -
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Only listen to the people in npc Corp chat.
Don't talk to anyone, least of all the guys that just asploded you.
stay in your comfort zone (the magic is a lie)
Don't worry about your reputation, it doesn't matter.
Higsec is safe.
You're going to insta pop if go to lowsec.
Lords.Of.Midnight now recruiting
Steamy hot small gang action is waiting for you.
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Lucas Kell
Internet Terrorists
SpaceMonkey's Alliance
5540
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Posted - 2015.04.29 09:54:42 -
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When tackling a player, always web first.
The Indecisive Noob - EVE fan blog.
Wholesale Trading - The new bulk trading mailing list.
Chrysus Industries - Savings made simple!
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Lan Wang
Stillwater Corporation
That Escalated Quickly.
451
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Posted - 2015.04.29 09:56:12 -
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activate smartbombs on highsec hub gates to jump faster
you can get great deals in local chat
EVEALON Creative - Logo Design & Branding | Digital Design
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Shederov Blood
Deadly Viper Kitten Mitten Sewing Company
1563
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Posted - 2015.04.29 09:59:34 -
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Straight from the State War Academy corp chat:
in pvp never use implants
best way to make money is mining
no one is going to gank it in high sec..
never use t2 or faction laser ammo
best thing for a new player to do is train strait into a tengu and sell plex to buy one
in hi sec you cannot pod anyone
Who put the goat in there?
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Garnoo
Eternity INC.
Goonswarm Federation
175
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Posted - 2015.04.29 10:05:13 -
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you can speedup client by deleting boot.ini... wait... cpp tried this already
People are going to try to ruin your day. Get together with others, ruin their day back --á EvE
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Memphis Baas
330
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Posted - 2015.04.29 10:14:27 -
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If you like somebody's post and want to give them a "like", click the flag icon next to their post date, quote what you liked about the post, and click Yes you're sure. |
Otso Bakarti
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
110
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Posted - 2015.04.29 10:16:26 -
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Listen to the experts in General Discussion. They "know".
I survived Win95
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Ralph King-Griffin
Lords.Of.Midnight
The Devil's Warrior Alliance
9524
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Posted - 2015.04.29 10:21:27 -
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Especially when they are in an npc Corp
Lords.Of.Midnight now recruiting
Steamy hot small gang action is waiting for you.
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Arla Sarain
398
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Posted - 2015.04.29 10:22:19 -
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Memphis Baas wrote:If you like somebody's post and want to give them a "like", click the flag icon next to their post date, quote what you liked about the post, and click Yes you're sure.
Done,
"10/10 post very useful". |
Lfod Shi
Lfod's Ratting and Salvage
239
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Posted - 2015.04.29 10:42:12 -
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If you hide in the rocks while mining, no one will ever hurt you.
GÖ¬ They'll always be bloodclaws to me GÖ½
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Jenshae Chiroptera
1411
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Posted - 2015.04.29 10:53:11 -
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Class 5 and 6 worm holes are really easy to solo. Just fit something shiny like a Stratios with two repairs and it can tank them easily. If you take other people more rats appear, you all get less ISK total and then you have to share that with others.
Three battleships is all you need to kill a freighter, shoot the first one you see undocking from Jita, they only come and go full of goods because the risk of losing a ship is too high to risk on an empty profitless run.
Always warp disrupt some of your fleet mates and pull back some range during the heat of battle to make sure you can get away and live.
Always use fitting rigs to get the biggest guns and prop mods you can onto a ship. Just think of a cruiser with large guns as being like a destroyer with harder to hit ship and more damage.
CCP - Building ant hills and magnifying glasses for fat kids
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High Sec needs a stepping stone to other areas of space, where they can grow
Fozzie is treating a symptom.
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Kitty Bear
Disturbed Friends Of Diazepam
Disturbed Acquaintance
1443
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Posted - 2015.04.29 10:58:06 -
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pay attention to code
they are serious people |
Solecist Project
Red Federation
RvB - RED Federation
22181
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Posted - 2015.04.29 11:02:11 -
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Always fit smartbombs.
They'll clear out any drones within seconds!
I wish you a slow, agonising death with screams and tears of pain and horror.
Have everything you posess taken away from you.
Most importantly ... yourself.
Corpses4Drifters
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Solecist Project
Red Federation
RvB - RED Federation
22181
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Posted - 2015.04.29 11:03:37 -
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If your thread gets locked ...
... just make a new one!
It most likely happened by accident.
ISDs are people too!
I wish you a slow, agonising death with screams and tears of pain and horror.
Have everything you posess taken away from you.
Most importantly ... yourself.
Corpses4Drifters
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Solecist Project
Red Federation
RvB - RED Federation
22182
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Posted - 2015.04.29 11:06:20 -
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This is the weirdest and funniest troll thread in my entire life ...
... it's... brilliant.... wow....
I wish you a slow, agonising death with screams and tears of pain and horror.
Have everything you posess taken away from you.
Most importantly ... yourself.
Corpses4Drifters
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Solecist Project
Red Federation
RvB - RED Federation
22189
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Posted - 2015.04.29 11:07:35 -
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Always seperate everything you want to say into seperate posts.
It increases readability.
Paragraphs are nonsense!
I wish you a slow, agonising death with screams and tears of pain and horror.
Have everything you posess taken away from you.
Most importantly ... yourself.
Corpses4Drifters
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Fleischgewehr
4S Corporation
Goonswarm Federation
7
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Posted - 2015.04.29 11:19:33 -
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Invade fountain during Fanfest, it will work this time ! |
Krin Dessat
Far Runner
4
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Posted - 2015.04.29 11:22:39 -
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D-scan is for paranoid people. No one will ever find your ship in the vast emptiness of space - relax! |
Solecist Project
Red Federation
RvB - RED Federation
22189
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Posted - 2015.04.29 11:23:08 -
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If a player shoots you down ...
... make a thread in GD and cry about it.
People will show you sympathy!
I wish you a slow, agonising death with screams and tears of pain and horror.
Have everything you posess taken away from you.
Most importantly ... yourself.
Corpses4Drifters
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Scipio Artelius
The Vendunari
End of Life
36528
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Posted - 2015.04.29 11:26:51 -
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CCP's own turn at giving bad advice:
http://puu.sh/huUfT/08a2d5ef54.jpg
Come Win At Eve - Join The Vendunari
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Solecist Project
Red Federation
RvB - RED Federation
22196
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Posted - 2015.04.29 11:28:37 -
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lol this is gold!
Good catch!
Seriously that's one stupid Achievement!
I wish you a slow, agonising death with screams and tears of pain and horror.
Have everything you posess taken away from you.
Most importantly ... yourself.
Corpses4Drifters
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Sebastor Cane
The Outlet
187
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Posted - 2015.04.29 11:31:25 -
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Officer mods are the I-win button in EVE
The more of them you fit the more unbeatable you will be |
Douglas Nolm
Mutiny Ahoy
The Periphery
100
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Posted - 2015.04.29 11:33:37 -
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Every time your highsec tax avoidance Corp gets wardecced make sure to post about it all over the forums. This will let wardec corps know that you don't want the content they offer and they'll avoid wardeccing you. |
Solecist Project
Red Federation
RvB - RED Federation
22201
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Posted - 2015.04.29 11:37:09 -
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If you REALLY want to be famous,
ask people to smear mayo onto their body and let them take pics of it!!
(Sorry Ero. xD)
I wish you a slow, agonising death with screams and tears of pain and horror.
Have everything you posess taken away from you.
Most importantly ... yourself.
Corpses4Drifters
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Vimsy Vortis
Shoulda Checked Local
Break-A-Wish Foundation
2256
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Posted - 2015.04.29 11:38:04 -
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Run missions while at war and don't watch local. |
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